Silicon Valley - Season 4 Edit

A 10 percent increase in image quality

A couple hundred grand.

A daddy chaser, a leather man, a ladyboy, a Donald Duck.

A female human.

A female what?

A hair, but it's always been there.

A hundred and twenty three thousand,

A keyman clause?

A little to the right. The right more. More.

A new Internet.

A palapa.

A perpetual royalty free license for the patent.

A ploppa?

A smarter fridge...

About a quarter of a million...

About six foot two, Jared.

About testing your first alpha.

About the factory.

Above average height.

Actually only six times more than you could afford.

Actually, no.

Actually, uh...

Admit it! We're fucked.

After every VC in town turned us down,

After.

After.

Again, not my call.

Again, what is a donkey punch?

Again.

Against that cyberterrorist in a vulgar parody of the act of love

Ah, an adage.

Ah, come on. You're gonna do it.

Ah, scoreboard. Fuck. Shit.

Ah, you're getting off easy.

Ah! There we go.

Ah! Ugh. Fuck!

Ah. The factory.

All around the world with the same computing power

All day.

All I need is... Ah!

All it needs to do

All of our information is on both phones.

All over each other like a bunch of fucking douchebags.

All right, don't hire me.

All right, gentlemen... our flight today

All right, whoa, whoa. Easy now.

All right, you guys go shirts.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Laurie...

All right. Let's do an exercise.

All right. One press of the button, and we are back to normal.

All right. The new build is done.

All right. Well, if you're sure, then tell them and then call me and tell...

All right. What do you want, you little prick?

Although he lost and was publicly beheaded.

Although, what can we expect after TechCrunch Disrupt

Always put me first? Gone the extra mile?

Am I using that right?

An absurd amount of money for his company,

An attractive personal assistant,

An otter, a circuit queen, a chub, a pup, a gipster,

And after years of busting my ass, I'm finally doing it.

And all the guys are really behind it.

And already I have floor seats to watch the Warriors.

And also the tech will talk.

And an umbrella insurance policy if that does not go well.

And anyone who says otherwise can suck my fat dick.

And as of now, we've got the votes...

And because I appreciated that,

And because of our business proposal.

And Big Head's father would retain his 50 percent?

And brings us our signed data storage contract

And deliver a keynote presentation built entirely

And gave my office to that little

And generally, I think it would be good for morale.

And going against her, so she moved me down here

And he was like, "We should try it," and he said we could delete it,

And he'll come here and fix it posthaste.

And he's got the hookup on a couple of pallets

And here's the kicker... We use my compression algorithm

And his bong and head out to the palapa to sulk a few minutes ago.

And honestly, gents, who would you rather have

And I added a little visual flair.

And I brought it out one night to look at the full moon.

And I can assure you, it's very, very real

And I can definitely not do that.

And I could just look everywhere, and there was a barmaid.

And I don't care whatever it is that you're selling here.

And I got a message that they agreed.

And I I don't know this woman very well, and we didn't use a condom.

And I just did that.

And I just guessed right on a lot of the details.

And I just looked at her for a really long time.

And I know this might piss you off to some degree,

And I like the balls on you.

And I literally can't.

And I think it could be really good if we could just keep it going.

And I walked into the tavern

And I wanted to offer my services as an associate.

And I was getting bummed, so I turned my phone off,

And I will eat hardtack, and I will say, "Thank you."

And I will not phone it in.

And I will salute you as we sink beneath the waves.

And I will sleep in the bilge with the vermin,

And I would own 10 percent of your new company.

And I'm gonna have you come back in about three weeks.

And I'm here for advice,

And I'm pretty sure Katrina and the Waves would want to know

And I'm sorry that I wasn't key in those meetings,

And I'm the CEO, and I'm gonna say this is where we go.

And I've actually told quite a few people that I was hired,

And I've got all of Monahan's discovery from the Hooli case right here,

And if duty requires, I will stand on deck,

And if I pay, he's gonna come and ask you guys for more money.

And if it's okay with Dan, it's fine with me.

And if she doesn't think you add any real value,

And if that happens, you will lose everything,

And if that weren't enough, we get our $20 million back.

And if we win, we dissolve the patent,

And if you look at it, you will mock me endlessly and without mercy.

And it fucking failed, okay?

And it was exactly what you wanted to make,

And it's pretty amazing. There's this point in the tavern,

And Jackson is quite a bit further north.

And Jared, he'd sooner commit hara kiri than...

And just, "Oh, Keenan Feldspar gets whatever he wants,"

And Keenan is Hawaii.

And let's just be cool and put our phones down.

And look, forget a million users,

And look, I know these guys are my friends,

And lost her license, and I'm stuck picking up

And make a fuck ton of money while we're doing it!

And melted down the entire facility.

And not in the beautiful way, like Grandpa and Pedro.

And now I have to be the ogre that says no to him. Great.

And now it says I'm using 47.8.

And now VR is supposed to be your lifeboat?

And now what do you think he's gonna do to me, huh?

And now, I sue people like you.

And now, through sheer luck,

And now, we can all work together on this dope ass shit

And on top of the hill, there was a tavern.

And pretty sure my dad would, like, never approve you

And probably sink or die of starvation or scurvy,

And prove that this works,

And put my village idiot grandson through six years of Emerson.

And right when our app was getting off the ground.

And seize our assets and our patents,

And since you are his keyman,

And Sir Walter Raleigh,

And so far has bought me two houses

And so I named one. That was my idea, you were just standing there.

And tell me that this is gonna work.

And tell the guys in your company

And thanks to Gus of Gigglybots for hosting.

And that way, everybody wins.

And that we are responsible for the overages.

And that will slowly drive you down a dark path

And that would be the end of Pied Piper.

And that's been certified by NIST/CSE, as you can see...

And that's just sitting in my pocket doing nothing." Right?

And that's the tech.

And that's when it hit me.

And the embryonic state of our network,

And the entire future of the fucking Internet

And the last one to leave a smidge after 4:00.

And then he said, you know, "You're doing it," a bunch of times,

And then he started getting really excited.

And then I go ahead and do this?

And then I just started babbling on about tech specs

And then I realized, you know, if they're gonna kill me, they're gonna kill me.

And then I thought, "Okay...

And then I'd just get back on the phone myself.

And then it just happened.

And then just totally fuck you over.

And then the last guy to nut has to eat it.

And then the last guy... eats it.

And then threaten litigation against accused infringers,

And then use that upfront payment to cover Melcher's fees.

And then we did it. And then we started getting really excited,

And then..

And there is no wind.

And there's no phone on Earth that could handle that demo,

And they don't even realize they're doing it.

And this is the man that you wanna fuck,

And to your Hooli/Endframe box

And torment you, so that every fiber...

And we are now officially negotiating the finer points of his deal.

And we can offer you a very competitive rate.

And we just cracked the top 500 in the Hooli app store.

And we slid that new demo over to Raviga

And we're growing at a rate of 18 percent, organically, week over week.

And we're not concerned with the expense

And whatever the fuck Jared is here...

And when it runs next month

And works his way up.

And yet there they are, atop your little paunch.

And you actually said the word "gulp"?

And you can look wherever you want,

And you guys are aware

And you have one underpowered laptop,

And you misspell my name.

And you said yourself, my guys are the best.

And you wanna rewrite it to make it all about you.

And you want all cash.

And you will go down with it,

And you would leave behind your 25 percent,

And you, of course, are out of the picture,

And you...

And you're not exactly chomping at the chance to fund us, are you?

And you're right, I will probably lose,

And you're saying "rad" now?

And you've always gone out of your way for me, yes?

And, Gilfoyle, um, how many more phones

And, in my earlier years, Chipotle

And, look, I'm gonna go out on a limb here,

And, potentially, a huge amount to gain.

And, um... yeah.

And, what, I'm gonna say to all my friends, like,

And, with all due respect, you run your own firm,

And... and now you're leaving?

And... and we've just killed our first few villagers.

And... and you look her in the eyes, and you say...

And... if it's fine with her, then I guess the deal is fine with me,

And... tech firms wouldn't touch me,

Anyhoo, as soon as Erlich comes in

Anyone care to talk secure biometrics?

Anyone here use our enterprise server?

Anything at all, what's it gonna be?

Anyway, Richard, you're not gonna seriously go home

Anyway, the writers usually settle, pay me off,

Anyway, uh, Jared, let's get a deck together on this.

Anyway, well, lesson learned

Apparently there was frost on the loading dock

Apparently, all of our cold data has gone hot,

Apparently, I just did.

Application control, and content filtering.

Are different than that.

Are entitled to 40 percent of the company.

Are particularly risk averse.

Are those almond poppy seed muffins or lemon poppy seed muffins?

Are..

Argh.

Around the release of Box Two!

As bad as it was, you know,

As I said, the tech is great

As in the bug you're supposed to be fixing.

As many as you like.

At one of the biggest tech companies in the Valley.

At Oracle Arena. You a hoops guy?

At our microprocessor plant in Acton.

At taking the shape of whatever shoe was pressed down upon me,

Aw, is somebody having a rough day?

Aw, shit.

Aye, aye, Captain. And, uh, just word to the wise,

Aye, Captain.

Bachman, scoreboard.

Back in the previous iteration, the platform.

Back when it was just some stupid search app for music copyright... s.

Bah, bah, bah. Even as you try and make a boring, racist comment,

Barker should've dropped you off first, sir.

Be done with it.

Because Gilfoyle would never allow it.

Because he owned the patent

Because I didn't write that code.

Because in the end,

Because it was basically parked until a few hours ago

Because it will be stored on multiple devices.

Because of massive AWS hosting fees.

Because of the tech.

Because she's very probably in love with you.

Because we seem to be having minor money troubles.

Because we're gonna need it if, or more realistically when,

Because who doesn't want 10 percent better image quality?

Because you are fat and poor.

Because you'll never know what was on there...

Because you're still theoretical.

Because... you want in and we need funding,

Becoming the most successful American data storage appliance

Before "Cancion De Amores."

Before you launch your firm.

Before.

Before.

Besides, she's going to bat for us.

Bingo... 2009, the HooliPad touchscreen was recalled

Boom!

Both partners happen to be female, Erlich.

Bought two houses, put Jeremy through four years of college.

Bream Hall, huh?

Brownnosing shit, Ed Chen

Built in intrusion prevention, SSL decryption and inspection,

But as poor as our odds are,

But can you hack this finder's fee into 52 installments,

But can you put a price on dignity?

But did I do something wrong?

But even he was willing to pay us up front for data storage, right?

But his fiancée wanted to certify

But I assure you, Big Head and I are on the case.

But I broke up our entire code base into parallel services.

But I had nothing to do with it.

But I love you guys.

But I mostly felt pretty okay.

But I need the algorithm to build something else.

But I think it should be Dinesh.

But I think the company's needs are better suited

But I think we should be doing a little bit more

But I was able to brute force the backdoor password

But I'll have you all know that without any involvement from Gavin Belson,

But I'm gonna go ahead and say

But I'm not going down without a fight.

But I've managed to find a home here, a life.

But if Monica or Laurie tries to oust me from Bream Hall,

But if you think that was cool,

But is this the time that we fire Richard?

But it appears as if Sir Richard the Not Short

But it seems that I've committed

But it was hard enough to get Melcher

But it's gonna save you from making a big mistake.

But let me see if I can pull my CTO in here.

But maybe you could ask the boys

But men aren't supposed to grow tits,

But men aren't supposed to grow tits, and yet,

But sadly, all the good music copyrights are gone.

But since we are headed east, I think Jackson is further.

But since your failure as a leader is a virtual certainty,

But spicier and with a south of the border kind of vibe.

But thanks to you, I look like a genius.

But that support is time critical.

But the biggest reason is that we realized once we took a look under the hood,

But the board is you, Richard, and my dad, right?

But the Bream Hall deal is signed. It's done, right?

But the future of VR is mobile,

But the point is, if you're gonna spend all day fucking,

But then I had lunch, and after that I was a little tired,

But then this cold snap happened.

But then, on the way home, it occurred to me

But they're also my employees, and it's my company.

But this is not it.

But to find out, you're gonna have to fight him in court.

But we already did more, Richard.

But we'll still be ready to roll out in time

But we're not for sale, guys.

But what brought him to us in the first place,

But what's also true is that you already mock me endlessly and without mercy,

But you could argue that he eventually won in the court of history.

But you guys have to understand that companies like ours

But you have to tell Keenan no deal.

But you know what's even crazier than that?

But you're not behind it, Richard

But you're not supposed to be at this table.

But you're not supposed to be at this table.

But, Liz...

But, Richard, I need you

But, um... you know, what they say in life,

But, you know, it... it's something.

But... right off the top of my head...

But... we've leapt from bat saliva to humans

By every respectable VC in town.

By far.

By two quarters.

California looses its mind when it gets cold.

Call me. My cell's on the back.

Called "I'm Cryin' (with My Eyes)"

Can almost see my breath, huh?

Can I mark this deliverable as complete?

Can you believe that I talked the ladies

Can you imagine how much these servers are costing me

Can you please turn on the heat? It's freezing in here.

Can you... reel it in a little?

Care to go three for three?"

Carol's right. We'd have to break ground before monsoon season

Catastrophic. We're not gonna be able to pay that bill,

Champagne, gentlemen?

Check this out.

Child locks are on.

Citrus trees start freezing.

Claimed that they stole that song, right?

Clearly, she has a lot of pent up sexual energy,

Come join us

Come on, baby, come on! Come on, bring it! Unh!

Come on. Listen to me.

Congratulations, but, Erlich,

Congratulations.

Correction, sir.

Could we get him?

Could you keep your eyes on the road, please?

Cursed with the Midas touch of shit.

Customer for what? We haven't built the product yet.

Dad?

Dan Melcher runs a very conservative insurance company,

Dan Melcher? The guy who beat the piss out of you?

Deal like we had with Melcher?

Deal's off the table.

Deep in your soul, you know you would rather be plowing a dude!

Defending your four percent stake in the company...

Deserved all the credit, right?

Did he mean... on the floor?

Did someone piss in someone's car?

Did that fucker password protect the settings?

Did you give the dogs their medicine this morning?

Did you push your code?

Did you represent all these people?

Did you see this? We've only been live for two weeks,

Did you?

Dinesh and Gilfoyle helped me integrate

Dinesh is going to do that?

Dinesh is the new CEO of Pied Piper.

Dinesh is the new CEO of Pied Piper.

Dinesh, how much are tickets to Hoolicon?

Dinesh, I'm sorry,

Dinesh, the one good thing that came out of you slapping your body

DINESH: Let's see.

DINESH: No, five. I said five.

DINESH: Yeah, I just pushed my code.

DINESH: You better be. We're not gonna work for free forever.

Do me a favor and don't tell the guys.

Do we need to get us off Azure?

Do you have any day olds?

Does it look like I care?

Does it need fake vocal ticks like, "ah"?

Don't also sabotage us in here, too.

Don't hit... No, no, no, no! Oh!

Don't let him drive on you.

Don't worry. I'll continue to do it for you.

Dude. This demo is insane.

Ed Chambers is you. Well, I wish, but...

Ed Chambers. He got Pied Piper a great cloud storage rate from Azure,

Ed Chen liked it so much, he offered to triple the Bream Hall deal.

Effectively leaving me with 10 percent?

Eh, sure.

Enjoy your new offices.

Envious? Me? Of who? Keenan Feldspar?

Erlich, no offense,

Erlich: Ah, I can't wait.

ERLICH: All right. Let's figure out how this gets split up.

ERLICH: Dinesh, you'll get five percent.

ERLICH: Now you said... you said four?

Erlich: Oh great.

ERLICH: Richard, can you hear me?

ERLICH: Richard, Richard, do not pull over.

ERLICH: That's... That would come out of Jared's percentage.

ERLICH: Then it's settled.

ERLICH: Yeah, easy for you to say.

Erlich!

Especially because now I have this baller algorithm

Especially since no VC in town will touch us, not even Monica's new firm.

Even better that donkey Ed Chen and Raviga were so blindsided,

Ever devised by a fucking genius

Ever since your announcement, everyone has heard of us.

Every morning I... I get up, and it's vidchat.

Everyone doesn't want it!

Everyone else in my division is getting gouged

Everything just comes so easy to him.

Excuse me for a moment.

Fantastic!

Fantastic! Well, now the real work begins.

Fill me in on the details of your little proposal.

Fine.

Fine. You may start Monday.

Five days before Gavin Belson's Hoolicon keynote.

Fly each leg five more times and average them.

For a company with zero prospects, 'cause fuck me.

For a good litigator, we're talking at least...

For a long time on a tiny boat,

For an epic gathering

For even just a penny less than that number right there,

For Hoolicon, right?

For it and you guys again.

For sure, get to keep your shitty desk job.

For the paperwork he had to do to put your coalition of companies together.

For the past 48 hours,

Fourteen thousand dollars for a smart fridge?

Frankly, little bit surprised.

From 1967, a full eight years

From failed startups at auction,

From Keenan, we'll be all set. We'll be back in business.

From Shanghai to Moffett Field in Mountain View

Fuck all these VCs.

Fuck all these VCs.

Fuck yeah!

Fuck yes, I want to talk business. What's the play?

Fuck you right in your little asshole,

Fuck you, guys.

Fuck you, Keenan Feldspar.

Fuck you.

Fuck you. If you look at my shit, I'm gonna look at your shit.

Fuck!

Fuck! Maybe you are cursed.

Fuck.

Fuck. Mine expanded also. What the fuck?

Fuck. We had a merge error.

Fuck. What do I do?

Fucking Keenan Feldspar.

Fucking Keenan Feldspar.

Fucking what?

G man, you busy at the moment?

Gavin just fucked off to go find himself who knows where.

Gavin left the company?

Gentlemen, sorry to keep you waiting.

Gentlemen, you're stepping on Richard's laughs.

Gentlemen. You all said that it couldn't be done,

Get out of here.

Get out there!

Get outta there, I wanna sit next to this guy!

Get outta there! I wanna sit next to this guy!

Get the fuck out of my office this instant

Get your head around that.

Getting fucked face first by your credit card company

Gilfoyle, "rad"?

Gilfoyle, as an anarchist

Gilfoyle, can I please be CEO of Pied Piper?

Gilfoyle, five percent.

GILFOYLE: Did you finish?

GILFOYLE: We already have the best video chat

Give or take.

Go ahead.

Go for Chambers.

Go on, man.

Go.

God. You believe this? I'm... I'm still on hold.

Good Humor ice cream bars

Good. Call me each time you're in Shanghai.

Good. That wasn't so hard, was it?

Gosh damn.

Gosh... I sure tried.

Got an Uber coming. Thank you.

Got your message.

Grandpa! Some guy's here!

Granted, there's no shortage of huge corporations

Great catch. What's your point?

Guess what. I walked right up to the barmaid,

Guys just landed on the app store

Guys, there's a fire!

Guys, this is a better product,

Guys, this is madness.

Guys?

Guys. Hey. I'm not Gavin Belson.

Guys... please be civil.

H How do you know so many gay things?

Half the finder's fee for me to stay.

Hang on. I have something for ya.

Has been told many times to look before you leap.

Has reached the Hooli app store's top 500 list,

Hath now slain the slimy troll.

Have now licensed the patent,

Have reached out to me preemptively to settle.

Have you seen Keenan yet?

He agreed to a deal?

He also was never actually with us.

He bragged to a sales rep at LaCroix about doing it to Sonia Sotomayor,

He did? When?

He gave me one of the first opportunities to shit myself over it.

He grimly does his work, then he sits motionless

He has a sensitive constitution.

He has a stronger case against us,

He invents one little thing, and then he's gonna make a billion dollars,

He left him out in the cold.

He made a... really good offer.

He never saw it coming.

He put in a fresh keg.

He seems okay with that.

He should be okay for at least a few more hours.

He should not be the CEO of this company.

He sounds awesome.

He starts with the little guy.

He'll walk away rich, the company will crater,

He's considered the greatest showman the tech world has ever seen.

He's gonna fucking kill me, then the deal's gonna fall through.

He's probably just working out of his garage, just like us.

Head of compliance here at Fiduciated General.

Hello, everybody. Thanks again for making it.

Hello, everyone. I'm very excited to introduce...

Hello, friend.

Hello, hi!

Hello, my cold friend.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Hello. For Jim?

Hello. Well, good. Now that you're both here,

Help a pal throw a basketball hoop on the old garage?

Here it is.

Here to you, Jack,

Here's what I'm gonna need you to do.

Hey, are you sitting here?

Hey, buddy.

Hey, did that pussy Jared keep you on hold long?

Hey, friends.

Hey, guys!

Hey, have you seen Keenan's demo?

Hey, here's something strange.

Hey, hey. We can get through this.

Hey, I squished those front end bugs.

Hey, Jared, did I miss any calls?

Hey, Jared, um, look at this e mail here.

Hey, let me get in. Let me get in. Let me get in.

Hey, man. I don't know who you think you are,

Hey, Richard, but you're not seriously gonna defend yourself in court, right?

Hey, Richard, there's some bad news.

Hey, Richard. How we doing?

Hey, the Karachi Kid and I finished.

Hey, while I have you, some of the boys are part

Hey! Come on in.

Hey. None zo.

Hi, Dan.

Hi, friend. What's up?

Hi. Richard Hendricks. We exchanged e mails?

His fridge, his rules.

His loss. He won't be...

His VR headset is reputed to be the new standard.

His work address is some house in Mountain View.

Hit a million daily active users

Hmm. I'm not quite sure what you're doing.

Hmm. I'm sorry. Wrong password.

Hmm. You're running low on beer.

Hold on. Hold on.

Hooli. He sold to Hooli.

Hoolicon.

How am I supposed to tell the guys that I'm taking away their payday?

How dare he put me in this position?

How good can it be? VR is just a fad.

How is that possible?

How many friends can we conference at the same time?

How sorry I am that Erlich flaked on you guys.

How the fuck are we gonna get a second Melcher?

How? We've already been turned down

However long you want.

However long you want.

Huh

Huh! Suck it, Jian Yang.

Huh? Go team. Let's celebrate.

Huh. Suck it, Jian Yang.

Humans are shit. This thing is addressing problems that don't exist.

I agree with Dinesh.

I agree.

I am a big prick.

I am not involved!

I am. I am, Gilfoyle. I'm pissed.

I believe that the future is female.

I believe the answer to that question...

I can accept that

I can tell, and as much as you want to be, you're not.

I can't believe I jeopardized the entire company with my dick.

I can't do this... anymore.

I can't take this shit anymore!

I cannot do that.

I could get creative and take some money out of the Melcher deal.

I couldn't tell a computer from a toaster.

I did indeed.

I did. I had to overclock Anton,

I didn't

I didn't even know I had it.

I didn't foresee that hundreds of thousands of people

I do not.

I do.

I don't care.

I don't even need to know what it is.

I don't know who you think you are,

I don't know who you think you are,

I don't know, you fucking maniac!

I don't know.

I don't know. I think we look rad.

I don't need to waste any more of your time with this.

I don't think he knows that's not your car.

I don't think Pied Piper should be a video chat company.

I don't think so. How do you figure?

I don't think that you'll find an associate, um...

I don't understand.

I don't want to give him any room to wriggle out of this.

I don't want to hurt my arm patting myself on the back,

I don't... I do... Okay, what dude?

I doubt it would even work.

I eat that motherfucker's lunch every day.

I felt like Gibraltar in World War II,

I find there's a certain escapist allure to real estate listings.

I flew the company plane to Shanghai,

I fucked your wives. Plural. Both of them.

I fucking knew it!

I gave you weed, a lot of it.

I get it. I get it.

I get it. I should've settled.

I get pissed at Erlich for not keeping it in his pants,

I get rich. So I'm down with it, Dinesh.

I got word that you called. I assume you spoke with my attorney,

I grant you, with...

I guess when I hacked together

I guess you can never really know someone

I had a feeling of mad.

I had to let Ed Chambers go.

I have a thriving incubator.

I have been working like crazy, eating like crap.

I have decided to make a deal with Keenan Feldspar.

I have nothing to hide

I have plenty to do! Tons of lots of things!

I have something to show you.

I have this gift where I can make people do whatever I want 'em to do,

I haven't been exercising at all, really, so...

I hear you, and yet...

I honestly don't think they even care that the tech is shit.

I hope that this doesn't create any tension between us,

I hope you're excited. I know "vee are."

I I I... I regretted it the second it came out of my mouth.

I just said my name was Dan, that's how he knows.

I know it's probably not my place to give this suggestion,

I know you don't toot your own horn,

I know you're looking for something to do,

I know, but... but Russ is right.

I know. That... that's all I'm saying.

I left my job at Hooli to... to come work with you, Richard.

I like that one.

I looked him dead in the eyes, and I said,

I love the smell of fresh Spackle and hope.

I mean I'm not.

I mean, anything at all? Well...

I mean, by God, Liz, this is the most durable,

I mean, did you see that?

I mean, for instance, there's something called mansplaining?

I mean, he punched Erlich in the face for when he did it to him,

I mean, he was very honest about the whole Keenan vortex thing, so.

I mean, how many times did our teeth clink?

I mean, I almost killed us,

I mean, I guess, but... look.

I mean, I hate the video chat. I really do.

I mean, I was going to spend the rest of my life

I mean, I'm still on hold.

I mean, if people would just look at what we're offering,

I mean, if we have to get a million users,

I mean, if we have to get a million users,

I mean, it's my first Hoolicon as CEO of this company.

I mean, Jack and his boxes.

I mean, just look at him.

I mean, once he figured out what Erlich's five percent would be worth,

I mean, Richard, we'd be offering to store data

I mean, that cannot be enforceable.

I mean, that dude must've driven a van

I mean, that... that's the old thing. This is the new thing,

I mean, they are offering a discount to people who buy before they build.

I mean, they are offering a discount to people who buy before they build.

I mean, to help him figure that out?

I mean, we may not be a global epidemic yet,

I mean, we... we shouldn't even be talking about this.

I mean, we're all thinking it, right?

I mean, you've always been straight with me, right?

I might have to. Really, I just...

I need this.

I need to call Tara.

I need to get us funding, right now.

I need to hold your phone.