Archer Soundboard Edit

All I've had today is like 6 gummy bears and some Scotch.

And I counted him. So keep your mitts off.

Archer

Archer Do you not?

Archer Galad Bolg

Archer Rho Aias

Archer Trace On

Archer UBW Full

Archer Um.. Phrasing?

Archer Laugh.Wav

Archer Mulatto Butts

Archer sand

Archer So Errect

Archer, come out to play #archer #berry #rivel #fight #bots #cyborg #tease #taunt #egg on #play time #battle #warriors #reference #joke #come out #annoy #pester #harass #taunting #rage #badger #beat #

BEATCH #carol #cheryl #share #bitch #beatch #archer

Black ass son of a bitch, not you giant African man I'm I'm sorry. Can I offer you a drink?

Call Me For That Drink #archer #twins #sisters #drinks #call me #lets go out #hookup #date

Can I offer you a drink?

Dane Cook of Martial Arts? #cyril #archer #dane cook #martial arts #karate

Dead inside #poison #malory #archer #dead inside

Dead People on Fire #dead people #fire #archer

Do You Think That's Wise #archer #cheryl #carol #charlene #cristal #ostrich #think so #if youre sure #really

Erection for King! #archer #erection #for you #whoa #hold up #stop #king

Except to pass me one up here.

Finally Nail YYZ? #archer #krieger #yyz #nail #rush #neil peart

Fort Kick Ass #archer #fort #kickass #krieger #are you talking to me

Get In My Vagina #get in my vagina #do me #agent in command #lana #archer #whore #well used

Go Fuck Yourself #go fuck yourself #fuck off #leave me alone #go away #archer

God that is just classic her.

Goddamit archer

GODDAMMIT ARCHER

Gummy Bears and Scotch #hungry #archer #food #gummy bears #scotch

Hello #archer #hello #hi #hiya #hey

Hello #archer #hello #hi #howdy #hey #whats up

Hello, Airplanes? #archer #mallory #airplanes #blimps #you win #flying

Hello.

Hes Got An Erection #erection #boner #hard on #archer #lana

Hey everyone, Sterling Archer here.

Hey you #archer #hey #hello #hi #howdy #hiya

Hey! Phrasing!

Hey! Phrasing! #phrasing #archer #thats what she said

How about this expensive prostitute?

How did I spend that much money #broke #spent #shopping #money #spent too much #black friday #archer #cyber monday

How I Like My Women #krieger #archer #how i like my women #black #bitter #fair trade #demands #problem solver

Hurry it up alright.

I am awesome #awesome #i am great #excited #h jon benjamin #mustache #amazing

I can't hear you.

I can't talk now #archer #cant talk #cyril #h jon benjamin #call later #busy

I cheated not only that, but also somehow irreparable brain damage.

I don't have one of those #dont have that #what are you talking about #confusion #h jon benjamin

I Paid Her, I Carry Her Corpse #archer #cyril #hooker #dead #bros #carry

I was gonna say Bitchee Ann period E. But then I thought better of it poop.

I'll tell her to call you #archer #cyril #h jon benjamin #ill tell her to call #message

I'm a little late #a little late #really #archer #be on time #late #waiting

I'm Not an Idiot #archer #woodhouse #not an idiot #idiot #youre dumb

I'm Randy Magnum local Emmy winning cameraman, an nationally ranked pro kitesurfer

I'm serious, we can go underground, get new identities, and spend the rest of our lives together. Lana will be a family. You need the baby and you're not that weird looking vagina.

I've thought through every aspect of the mission.

If this goes tits up #tits up #upvote #upvote because girl

Inappropriate Laugh #bad laugh #inappropriate timing #archer #lana #sorry #not sorry #uncomfortable

Ironic isn't it? #cyril #archer #ironic #irony #this is ironic

Is it a dog?

Is that a dog?

Isn't that convenient? #how convenient

K k k kill zone

LANA! #archer #lana

Ma Am Ysma

Margarita Ingredients #margarita #tequila #drinking #ingredients #archer

Mick Archer

Mind Blown #archer #mind blown #without a clue #bewildered #lost

Mulato Butts

Obsession with me! #archer #lana #obsessed #obsession #obsessed with me #love me #cant get over me #clinger

Oh adorable, now get the hell outta here.

Oh great thanks Mother for replacing the baby. Aspirin with LSD.

Oh My God You Killed a Hooker!

Oh my God, you killed a hooker.

Oh nice to meet you Mrs. Hello my kids from a sperm bank since I can't keep a man because in addition to my jillion neurosis I have a weird looking vagina.

Oh Ok Then #archer #oh ok #ok #angry response #annoyed response

Pam Sploosh Archer

Pele of Anal #pele of anal #chick #lana #archer #sex

Rampage!!!! #archer #rampage #h jon benjamin #pumped up #excited

RobinHood TheArchers

Rude Not To Eat Her Pie #archer #pie #innuendo #woman #pervert

Sarcastic Archer

Seal The Exits! #krieger #archer #seal the exits #escape #dont leave

Sex Tape of Mother #archer #sex tape #mother #puke

Shut up, I have to go, but if I find one single dog here when I get back I'll rub sand and you're dead little eyes.

Snorting Ok #charlene #ok #snorting #unbelievable #cartoon

So erect

So that was figuratively killing me.

Sooner is going to be better than later #archer #krieger #sooner than later #asap #right now

Sterling Archer

Stop, my penis can only get so erect

Tactical turtle neck #turtle neck #tactical #archer #h jon benjamin #fasion

Thanks Mother for Replacing the Aspirin...

The Floor Is Lava #archer #floor is lava #lava #cheryl

They're just hookers #archer #dead hookers #h jon benjamin #murder #call girls #when theyre dead #hooker

Tits Up #tits up #now really #bad timing #perfect timing #archer #lana #gunfire

Total Sploosh #archer #pam #cheryl #lana #sploosh #hot #sexy #horny #turned on

We got any lube #lube #archer

We'd all be a lot happier if you weren't so.

Well, if you learned anything today, it won't be the truth.

What else we got any Lube?

What I said worst case.

What's the story on those fish balls?

Who want waffle? #waffles #breakfast #archer

Why don't you shut up and then also marry me?

Woo! #archer #sterling #lana #woo

Worst case scenario, her cover got blown and Scorpios raping her senseless before he chops her battered corpse into fish food.

Would You Please #focus #archer #lana kane #she hulk #shehulk #spy

Wow.

You done.

You Have a Problem #archer #lana #you have a problem #issues #none of my business #big problems #complicated

You might learn something #burt reynolds #archer #h jon benjamin #lessons #learn something #pay attention

You Stole It #archer #lucky yates #doctor #krieger #stole #thief #steal #idea

You Want Breakfast? #archer #greek #breakfast #get food #into greek #sex

You're A Baby #archer #krieger #smack #baby #backtalk

You're in the Danger Zone #archer #lana #you love me #obsessed #danger zone

You're not my supervisor #not in charge #not taking orders from you #cant make me do it

Zing