Steven Universe - Season 3 Edit

A Actually, could I just get some fries?

A big, anti homeworld deal!

A day off would be good for you.

A Kindergartener can tell a lot...

A piece of you!

A pool!

A real Kindergartener gets it right.

A rush job?

A simple gem recovery mission like this.

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaaah! Oof!

Aaagh! It doesn't matter!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah! Please, stop!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aaah!

Aah! What have I done?!

About our special new menu item ...

About time that we stop the world from ending!

About what happened underground

About you last night, Kiki! I was flying around,

Activating triple tip penetration mode!

Actually, I, uh...

Actually, yes. But it's very blurry.

After what I did to Jasper.

Aggh!

Agh!

Ah, gentlemen, I hope you enjoyed your meal.

Ah, let's see.

Ah, yes. Very good.

Ah, yes. Very good.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Oh.

Ah! You get three tries to hit the ball.

Ahh. That was close!

All of the homeworld gems fled.

All right, let's search the barn!

All right, smile! [Shutter clicks]

All right, we may be a while.

All right, what were you saying?

All right! We'll fight this war with the power of love!

All right. I see you're not impressed.

All seat belts are fastened!

All these gross cluster limbs

All we have to do is follow these tracks.

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: # we'll always find a way #

All: Baseball?

Already knowing what they're supposed to be, and then...

Am I right?

Am I underwhelmed?

Amethyst found out

Amethyst, Ams, Big A.

Amethyst, hold down the fort.

Amethyst, order up! Fire one fry and one pizza!

Amethyst, Steven, you'll have to catch and throw it for me.

Amethyst, that doesn't matter.

Amethyst, that was amazing!

Amethyst, you're from the Prime Kindergarten,

Amethyst!

Amethyst!

Amethyst!

Amethyst!

Amethyst!

Amethyst?

Amethyst?!

An and th then you talk into it.

An inseparable fusion capable of destroying worlds,

And be a single gem taking on the big city.

And burnt the barn down.

And capacity for friendship.

And come home to a wacky roommate.

And confused for a crystal gem..

And deliver all these pizzas.

And figure out what we're going to do

And for you, sir.

And for you?

And have squirrels for pets.

And he's small and can only make noises.

And here's some backup for your backup.

And I brought board games in case we get bored.

And I called her a clod... to her face.

And I did the inside.

And I didn't really get it at first,

And I love what you did to the barn.

And I pulled you out of an ocean of cheese!

And I should probably fix the hole that I made

And I wanna be the Gem that beats Jasper into the dirt!

And I was like, if you're just gonna spend your "me" time

And I was the most Sincere, as per Steven's instructions.

And I would hate to be responsible

And I've read this book front to back, at least 20 times!

And if anything bad happens to my kid,

And if you get tagged, you're out!

And if you lose, you got to leave forever.

And live in the bathroom again.

And Peedee, I've called you all here tonight because...

And pepperanhas!

And picking fights with us?! Ha!

And pledge your allegiance to Fish Stew Pizza!

And Ruby!

And she's never coming back again.

And Steven and I will go after the other one.

And Steven was all, my feelings!

And Steven!

And Steven!

And survival instincts.

And tell them this is a place where Humans live.

And that everything is okay now.

And that includes clods like you.

And that's called a home run.

And that's just the places I know of off the top of my head!

And the ticket was, like, $40!

And then I'll say, hey, as one refugee to another,

And then she'll say, yes, Peridot.

And then these hands formed and came after you.

And then they run around the bases.

And then up and passes out on me!

And then you saved me and flew off on a rocket dog?

And there I stayed.

And to defend this ruined, worthless planet

And twice baked French fries on the side.

And used as a tool.

And what are you instead?

And whatever that is...

And when it gets hot or it rains,

And who's your favorite gem?

And why would they?

And with pizza on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!

And you'll get to spend time with the cutest girl in Beach City. [Sputters]

And you've got me.

And, Sapphire, keep your eye on the ball.

And, with my careful supervision, of course,

And, yeah, it sucks.

Anh!... about a Gem's makeup and...

Announcer: Coming this fall ...

Another approach.

Anyone else got something to say?

Anything is possible when you have rockets for bones!

Anything to get this war over with.

Anyway, I'm obligated to tell you

Anyways, got to get back to it! Later, Steven!

Anyways, it means I've got to deliver all these orders

Aqua town, bayburg,

Are involved in a romantic relationship?!

Are those the controls over there?

Are two completely different Quartzes.

Are y'all up there?!

Are you all right?

Are you even watching?

Are you hungry?

Are you in there somewhere?

Are you not seeing this?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you ready to apologize?

Are you serious?!

Are you sure you don't want to take a minute?

Are you sure you want to stay?

Are you telling me that you two

Are you that desperate for troops, Rose,

Are you the Peridot assigned to the failed Earth mission?

Are you up there?

Art?

As a valued customer, I want to know your thoughts

As impressed as I was by you on the ship,

At least I have you, tape recorder

At least not all the way.

At least, it looked like it was.

Attacking random monsters for whatever reason.

Aw, geez.

Aw, I know.

Aw, look at you. Did you have fun with Greg, Sour Cream?

Aw, Peridot, that's sweet.

Aw.

Aw. Leaving so soon?

Aww! Peri loves us.

Aye, aye, Captain.

B B B B B B Bubble!

Back in the States since they got banned!

Bah.

Base... ball.

Because I know her!

Because I will destroy you.

Because Jenny busted the pizza car.

Because of what you did to my colony,

Because of what you did to my diamond!

Because of what you did to my planet,

Because we're both not like anybody!

Because when you're at the bottom,

Because your dad and his dad came together to sign a treaty.

Before you decided you don't like her.

Besides worship everything she does?

Besides, I've grown accustomed to this place.

Best case scenario.

Beta, am I right?

Both: A monster.

Both: Amethyst!

Both: Anything!

Both: Hyah!

Both: Res tau rant wa a a a a a a r!

Both: Ruby! Sapphire!

Both: Steven!

Both: Wha a a a a t?!

Both: What?!

Both: Whoa!

Both: Yeah!

Both: Yeah!

Both: Yes, ma'am!

Both: Yes, ma'am!

Boy, you've sure got the one trackiest mind I ever met!

Breerrr.

Bubble power!

Bubble that?! There's no way!

Bungakowa!

But after this, I can't help you anymore, okay?

But all I want to look at is you.

But as soon as you find the monster, contact me immediately.

But at least I've got you.

But everything else is stacked in your favor:

But first, let's grab some of these pine needles.

But forming won't help you find the rest of yourselves.

But growing up is something you got to decide to do.

But how can you guys be out of fries?

But how did I get inside your brain? Brains?

But I can't say no to my favorite twin.

But I don't even have a car!

But I got caught...

But I never leave home without a blast cannon.

But I promise to find a way to work this out!

But I'm afraid this is too risky.

But I'm still on earth.

But I'm sure it worked out great.

But if it's half corrupted...

But if you stay here...

But if you want to find other Gems,

But if!

But it looks like homeworld really has it out for Peridot.

But it made me feel better.

But it wrecked the boardwalk's economy!

But it's all right, I love running!

But it's Connie's first mission!

But it's fine. I have something different now.

But it's hard not to have some feelings

But it's more like a joke that makes you think.

But it's not like that anymore.

But just when everyone thought all hope was lost,

But maybe that can change, too.

But my phone's got a global positioning system.

But now they have Sushi!

But now you can get your moisture fix whenever.

But obviously she doesn't.

But one more out and the game's over for us.

But Pearl went the other direction.

But thanks... For the lake.

But that kind of thing only happens in cartoons,

But then I realized I've got nowhere to go.

But then I started to notice that you grow.

But they're not.

But this... hold on.

But wait, wait!

But we have to keep them out of the barn

But when I fried up those mozzarella sticks,

But you do whatever you want, and you're fine.

But you love playing with garbage.

But you, you're supposed to change.

But you're not like me, are you?

But you're not.

But your Kindergartens are radically different.

But, Dad, ever since this war started, I've had

But, instead of sounds, we used things?"

But, Paulette, I need you.

But, yeah, that's better.

But...

By foot while Jenny takes the car to the shop.

By Jove, I guess you're right.

Bye bye!

Bye! Thanks for coming!

Bye.

Call you.

Can bring people back from the dead,

Can I ever tell you a story without working in a song again?

Can you do it?

Can't stop! Going to form!

Can't stop! Going to form!

Cards are a great way to tell someone something

Carry on then, and remember, Connie...

Check it out!

Check it out.

Cheddar cheese crust with double pepperoni?

Clearly there is nothing important enough

Cold.

Come on this mission, Pearl.

Come on, Connie. Let's take it from the top.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! I know you can do it!

Come on.

Come on. I'm dying to hear more

Come on. It get's worse.

Come on. We've got to help them.

Come to mama.

Come to me!

Connie defeated those gem experiments at the hospital.

Connie, what are you doing?!

Connie, where's the ... Jasper!

Connie, you are my pupil,

Connie's first mission!

Connie's first mission!

Convenient location in the heart of the country.

Cook for yourselves and the good of the boardwalk!

Cool! A pizza dream!

Corrupted Gems, in cages?

Could blow out the tires?

Could Pearl have been here?

Death in the family?

Delicious...

Destabilize its form and bubble it.

Did you make him?

Did you see that?

Did you see that?

Do all that water stuff you do.

Do it like this!

Do you hear that, Ronaldo? The war's over!

Do you know how many metal concerts I've missed

Do you know how much blogging I haven't been able to do?!

Do you think she'd want to put you through this?

Do you want to get down?

Doc: Strike one!

Doc: Strike two!

Does she even know this is happening to you?

Doesn't your magical girlfriend know how to cook?

Don't hurt them! Oof! Oof!

Don't hurt them! Oof! Oof!

Don't look at me, Steven.

Don't make any loud, startling noises.

Don't tell me, sing me!

Don't worry about me!

Don't worry, Steven. It's not your fault.

Don't worry, you can look at me when you're running for home.

Dream Steven!

Dream warrior! Dream warrior!

Dream warrior.

Dream warrior...

Dream warrior...

Earth can set you free.

Earth... is a prison.

Eh, hey, hey! [Chuckles] Uh, what are we all doing over here?

Eh, it's all right.

Eh, it's probably for the best.

Emergency number's on the fridge.

Er, sorry.

Even Jersey changes

Even spacing, consistent depth.

Ever see sink the dink?

Every gem is made for a purpose...

Everybody in? Lapis?

Everything we knew just came together.

Everything's always changing.

Everything's gonna be a okay.

Eww!

Excellent! Amazing! Pearl fect.

Except Peridot. You stay here in the barn and hide.

Except you don't have to be alone.

Extra soldiers on the ground.

Facet... whatever!

Feels good to fry something else for a change.

Fighting is my life!

Fighting's all about that feeling deep in your guts.

Fine by me! Peedee, fire up those fryers!

Five?

Focus, Rubies!

For a moment, I really felt like things were different.

For a topless stroll?

For all the time I spent on earth,

For all the weird holes out here,

For being such a good customer!

For me to give to Lazuli.

For my grate est technique yet!

For putting you two in danger.

For the joke.

For where you came from.

Forever.

Forget gems.

Forget your name... you've got a fight to win!

Form!

Form!

Freedom in my sight, but out of reach for ages.

French fried pizza with a French fried crust

From the second I broke free of the Earth's crust

Fryman... infringing on my business.

Fusion! Fusion!

Garnet sensed some corrupted gem activity in these woods.

Get ready for next time, Rose.

Get ready.

Get ready. We're about to penetrate the asthenosphere.

Give her something you like.

Give... me...

Glad I found you.

Glad that's settled.

Go make another friendship bracelet.

Go on.

Go, Amethyst!

Good job, Daddy.

Good thing this snow is here ...

Good to know.

Goodbye again.

Got to grow up sometime.

Great job, Smoky.

Great location, great holes,

Great. It's on me.

Greg!

Greg!

Greg.

Greg.

Greg...

Growing conditions, in a pinch,

Guests who must be impressed!

Guh! What? Were you trapped in a tape recorder, too?!

Guys, that's art!

Guys, you're back!

H 2 oh, my gosh!

Ha!

Ha! Hoo whoo! How ooh!

Hah! Yah!

Halfway through the rebellion,

Hard.

Has command over all the armies of Homeworld,

Have a girlfriend.

Have far exceeded my expectations.

Have fun at work.

Have you grown taller

Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

He wanted to.

Head to head, just like I like it.

Heads up!

Heh, that was just a joke! [Chuckles]

Heh.

Hello, everyone.

Hello, gentlemen. May I take your order?

Hello?

Help me out!

Help! Help!

Help?

Help?!

Helping her fight her inner cheese demons.

Her limb enhancers, her status, her dignity.

Her parents asked me to take lots of pictures.

Here I come.

Here we are, Jasper's origin: the Beta Kindergarten.

Here, look.

Here, try it!

Here? Like, here here?

Here's my meep morp.

Here's the rules of the game ...

Hey, Baby Cream, stay right there.

Hey, donut girl. It's me, donut boy.

Hey, how's it going? Are we winning?

Hey, I'm trying to negotiate here.

Hey, it wasn't my idea.

Hey, Kiki, I want to ask you something.

Hey, Kiki! It's time to cut the cheese!

Hey, Kiki. [Chewing]

Hey, Lapis! Are you okay y y?!

Hey, Lazuli!

Hey, Lazuli! Hey!

Hey, let's show this baby how to beach it.

Hey, lion?!

Hey, look! It's cheese me!

Hey, Ruby. [Laughing]

Hey, Sour Cream, look at me.

Hey, Steven, y you forgot your pizza bits!

Hey, wait a second.

Hey, we all got to grow up sometime, right?

Hey, we made it out all the way over the ocean!

Hey, what ever happened to Baby Sour Cream?

Hey, what's that shadowy place over there?

Hey, yeah, it reminds me of that, too!

Hey, you got no time for Interneting. You're doing deliveries now.

Hey!

Hey! Hello?

Hey! Over here!

Hey. How's it going?

Hi, Rose.

Hi, Sour Cream.

High ceilings, real wood floors,

Hiya!

Hmm, nice ambiance. [Clears throat]

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Another restaurant, eh?

Hmm. I guess she lives in the ocean now.

Hmm. So have you done anything lately ...

Hmm. Think of things she likes.

Hmm. We need to stop this hate

Hold on a sec.

Hold on, Sour Cream.

Hold on!

Hold on.

Hold on. Watch Sour Cream a second.

Hold the phone! [Panting]

Hold... Hold on. What?!

Holy smokes!

Holy smokes.

Homeworld scrambled to generate

How about a gift?

How about my camp pining hearts DVD?

How can you be so calm right now?

How can you get ready when you don't even know

How can you side with Rose Quartz?

How could she not?

How did that happen?

How did you think you were gonna get everyone in here, anyway?

How do we handle terminal decline

How does it look?

How on Earth did you bubble that whole thing?!

How the other half was made.

How to look like themselves anymore.

How was I supposed to know you were the same species?

How?

How? There's no end in sight to all this fighting.

How'd you even get this job?

How's baby life?

How's it going?

Hu u u gs!

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? [Gasps]

Huh? [Screams]

Huh?! Who are you supposed to be?

Humans are already starting their own demise!

Hungry.

Hut, hut, hut!

Hut!

Hyah!

Hyah!

I am a baby.

I am even more impressed with your new compact look

I barely saw any of it.

I bet they're not as fantastic as ours.

I blew it on my first real magical mission.

I brought these walkie talkies

I call it Occupied.

I came here to fight Rose, not some runt!

I came here to tell you I had the craziest dream

I can bubble you! [Panting]

I can bubble you! I can bubble you!

I can fight just... fine!

I can see that at home.

I can show you around. Really?

I can't believe I've resorted to recruiting you freaks!

I can't connect to Fish Stew Pizza's Wi Fi!

I can't even... stretch out.

I can't go back to homeworld, and I can't stay here.

I can't heal gems that are corrupted ...

I can't imagine.

I can't stand the thought of having to look at her every day.

I can't wait to tell the others!

I checked the barn, and I just found a bunch of Humans.

I come all this way to return your "Koala Princess" DVDs,

I didn't know, and I couldn't say, I'm not one of them.

I didn't mean to go into your mind, I ...

I didn't see how it ended,

I disobeyed a direct order from Yellow Diamond,

I don't belong on earth, not with the crystal gems.

I don't care about paint cans.

I don't have a problem with pizza.

I don't have memories of it, just feelings.

I don't know if it's going to hold!

I don't know what that means, but Kiki is fine.

I don't know, Kiki, I think you do!

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't get off planet much.

I don't know. They'd shrink or something

I don't need someone to feed me or change my clothes.

I don't need someone to save me

I don't really know how the corruption works.

I don't think I've ever had this much fun in one day.

I don't think it knows what it's doing.

I don't think she would've fit in the van.

I don't want to do anything for, like, a month.

I don't want to hear anything you say

I don't want you fighting this thing alone.

I don't want your garbage.

I don't, but this is all my fault!

I don't... understand what's happening!

I doubt a Pizza Bagel can beat pizza that isn't on a bagel. [Chuckles]

I even yelled at Yellow Diamond!

I feel like Amethyst knows this.

I feel like I only get to see you

I forgot that the last time you saw each other wasn't so okay.

I got Jasper. You guys handle that dope.

I got out because I'm better than this place.

I got to write this down!

I got you

I got your number.

I guess he just likes siting on this blanket.

I guess I can see why you like it.

I guess I made a mess, huh?

I guess, but it's too small!

I had to take double duty today

I have a big steak right here in my hand for you!

I have been ready for this day!

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I have seen what goes on in there.

I have to, Steven.

I haven't gotten a good night's sleep in weeks!

I helped save the earth!

I I did.

I I'm not manipulating.

I just really like that show.

I just want to try and heal you.

I just wish these dreams would stop.

I just wish we could've hung out more.

I know I can never go back to Homeworld,

I know you can't go back to homeworld,

I know, it's silly

I know.

I know. Ugh!

I like the cut of your gem, Steven Quartz.

I mean, seriously, Amethyst and Jasper

I mean, this place has got the right

I need to be ready to build the new one.

I need to increase power! Are you going to be okay?

I need you to watch Sour Cream for me while I'm at work.

I never have.

I never would have let you come on this mission

I only came back to finish you off.

I promise I won't let you down, ma'am!

I re ignited the hot oil of war.

I really appreciate it!

I really only know the tri state area,

I really thought I would be living alone here.

I sabotaged my own mission!

I saw that this was a possibility,

I saw this on an episode of a TV show.

I see you're worried about your friend.

I seriously can't miss this show. It's Uber Rage's first concert

I seriously have that dream, like, every single night.

I should call you Ridiculousthyst.

I still have one of those things.

I tell you, it really makes you appreciate

I think a Rose Quartz and an Amethyst...

I think I have a plan.

I think this is why

I think we better double check.

I think you got to pull one of those levers!

I think you have a serious problem with pizza.

I think you have something with that.

I think you'd remember a face like that.

I think.

I thought I'd be ready to fight, but I wasn't.

I thought this was gonna be okay.

I thought you were gonna watch him for me!

I told you... I'm public enemy number one!

I tried to run, but...

I want her to understand.

I want to be loose!

I want to check and make sure Lapis is okay.

I want to order "off menu." [Sighs]

I want to see it.

I want to stay here.

I want you...

I was face to face with a monster, and I froze.

I was headed to earth, and I needed an informant.

I was leaving.

I was only meant to visit for a short time,

I was picked up by a homeworld soldier

I was the one who wanted to shake things up.

I was trying to tell you Connie has sword training today.

I watched him climb all the way...

I will have the Pizza Bagel!

I will impress the shirts right off of you!

I will not be beaten by another fusion!

I wonder how far out we are.

I wonder what they're up to.

I work there starting today.

I, uh...

I...

I...

I...

I... I don't want to let her down! I'm her favorite twin!

I... Yellow Diamond?

I...Thought you left.

I...wasn't prepared for this.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right there, Connie!

I'll close up shop under one condition.

I'll do it.

I'll get it! Thanks for calling Fish Stew Pizza.

I'll go... by myself. Gah!

I'll never let this planet twist me like it twisted you.

I'll say!

I'll see you in a bit

I'll show you!

I'll try and get him down.

I'll... Be fine

I'm ... I'm so sorry!

I'm a crystal gem now!

I'm a dream warrior!

I'm building a giant metal yo yo.

I'm confident that you can handle

I'm different.

I'm doin' it, yeah, and not just for me,

I'm full ... of sadness! [Crying]

I'm gonna whip your butt all by myself!

I'm gonna...

I'm here to win!

I'm here, Jenny! Oh!

I'm just going to keep talking until somebody answers.

I'm just too tired.

I'm kind of a big deal.

I'm kind of taking a break from water right now

I'm living here.

I'm not afraid of you!

I'm not doing anything.

I'm not gonna stand by and let my friends fight my battles!

I'm not having any luck finding this monster.

I'm not Rose. I'm Steven.

I'm not sure. I thought she was up there.

I'm playing it by ear.

I'm Rose.

I'm so glad we're going to be living together.

I'm so sorry, Connie.

I'm sorry

I'm sorry! I can't do it alone!

I'm sorry. I ... I didn't mean to yell.

I'm sure Steven can fill you in on the rest

I'm taking some "me" time. You want in?

I'm your only twin.

I'm... I'm trying to help.