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The Mighty Boosh - Season 2 The Mighty Boosh is a British television show created by Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding,

The Mighty Boosh - Season 2

The Mighty Boosh is a British television show created by Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding, which premiered in 2004 and aired for three seasons. Season 2 of The Mighty Boosh, released in 2005, continued the surreal and hilarious adventures of Vince Noir and Howard Moon through a series of fantastical and absurd settings.

The main cast of The Mighty Boosh includes:

1. Julian Barratt as Howard Moon: Portraying the serious, jazz-loving half of the duo, Howard is obsessed with his own intellectualism and dreams of becoming a famous musician.

2. Noel Fielding as Vince Noir: The flamboyant and fashion-obsessed Vince complements Howard with his vibrant personality and artistic flair. He is a talented musician and a natural trendsetter.

3. Michael Fielding as Naboo: Naboo is a mystical shaman and the owner of The Nabootique, a magical shop that serves as a frequent setting for the show. Michael Fielding is also the real-life brother of Noel Fielding.

4. Dave Brown as Bollo: Bollo is a gentle yet intimidating gorilla who acts as Naboo's companion. Dave Brown is the actor behind Bollo, providing both the voice and physical performance.

In Season 2, The Mighty Boosh takes viewers on a wild ride full of absurdity, musical numbers, and pop culture references. The episodes are packed with bizarre characters, imaginative landscapes, and a healthy dose of British humor.

One of the iconic episodes from Season 2 is "The Legend of Old Gregg." In this episode, Vince and Howard find themselves stranded in a desolate location called Black Lake, where they encounter the enigmatic Old Gregg, played by Noel Fielding. Old Gregg is a half-man, half-fish creature who lives in a dilapidated cave and sings a mesmerizing song about his love for Howard. This episode is filled with surreal moments and catchy tunes, making it a fan favorite among many. (You can play and download these sounds here.)

Another memorable installment from Season 2 is "Nanageddon." In this episode, Vince and Howard become involved in a battle against an army of evil killer grannies controlled by the villainous Hitcher, portrayed by Julian Barratt. The absurdity hits its peak during a climactic musical showdown, featuring Howard and Vince's band, The Flighty Zeppelin, performing a song to save the world from destruction. The Mighty Boosh is known for its musical interludes and catchy tunes, and Season 2 continues to deliver on this front.

Throughout Season 2, Vince and Howard journey through an array of whimsical and psychedelic landscapes, such as the Zooniverse - a place where animals can freely roam like humans, and the Arctic Tundra, which serves as a backdrop for an episode involving a mysterious egg that leads to challenges and transformations.

The Mighty Boosh - Season 2 showcases the creative genius of Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding, who blend elements of comedy, surrealism, and music to create a truly unique and fantastical world. The cast's chemistry and comedic timing bring the outlandish characters to life, leaving viewers entertained and amazed.

Whether you're a long-time fan or new to The Mighty Boosh, Season 2 is a must-watch. Indulge in the absurdity, enjoy the catchy tunes, and embark on a bizarre adventure with Vince, Howard, and their eccentric companions. (You can play and download these sounds here.)

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A bit more, all right. Now, throw me that satsuma.
A bit more, all right. Now, throw me that satsuma.
A high priest of the Psychedelic Monks
A high priest of the Psychedelic Monks
A little to the left. Oh, shit.
A little to the left. Oh, shit.
A little too sexual perhaps. A little too sensual.
A little too sexual perhaps. A little too sensual.
A lot of people? Like who?
A lot of people? Like who?
A magazine I subscribe to.
A magazine I subscribe to.
A one who likes to do his own things
A one who likes to do his own things
A place where I was born.
A place where I was born.
A roaring fire, cup of tea, what more do you need, eh?
A roaring fire, cup of tea, what more do you need, eh?
A sacred place known only to me and my family
A sacred place known only to me and my family
A simple curry with a couple of naan bread on the side.
A simple curry with a couple of naan bread on the side.
A strong man to hold me at night when it's raining outside.
A strong man to hold me at night when it's raining outside.
A toast to the young man.
A toast to the young man.
A true fisherman. See, fellas?
A true fisherman. See, fellas?
A tune I've actually composed since I've been here called Isolation,
A tune I've actually composed since I've been here called Isolation,
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!....
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!....
Aaaargh, oh little to the left, oh yeah.. Vince I didn't get your email!
Aaaargh, oh little to the left, oh yeah.. Vince I didn't get your email!
Aah, you're joking, he's insane!
Aah, you're joking, he's insane!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah..
Aah..
Actually, I've got stuff on.
Actually, I've got stuff on.
Actually, that's quite good, killing Time.
Actually, that's quite good, killing Time.
Ah yes, this is more like it.
Ah yes, this is more like it.
Ah, take care, Bollo. I'll never forget you.
Ah, take care, Bollo. I'll never forget you.
Ah, there it is! I can scarcely believe my powerful peeper.
Ah, there it is! I can scarcely believe my powerful peeper.
Ah, you sly old rooster
Ah, you sly old rooster
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! I've got something.
Ah! I've got something.
Ah! Many a vain man has come searching for the Fountain of Youth.
Ah! Many a vain man has come searching for the Fountain of Youth.
Ah! This is Chrissie.
Ah! This is Chrissie.
Ain't there a foot pump in here?
Ain't there a foot pump in here?
All on the surfaces, and they looking at all the stuff that the Moon has got to offer.
All on the surfaces, and they looking at all the stuff that the Moon has got to offer.
All right
All right
All right there, gorgeous. When do you knock off?
All right there, gorgeous. When do you knock off?
All right, don't panic. We've got to get rid of this body.
All right, don't panic. We've got to get rid of this body.
All right, I can create a kite...
All right, I can create a kite...
All right, I haven't got much on.
All right, I haven't got much on.
All right, I won't, but maybe you can help me out.
All right, I won't, but maybe you can help me out.
All right, that's it! One suitcase!
All right, that's it! One suitcase!
All right, what about this Jacobean ruff?
All right, what about this Jacobean ruff?
All right. But lucky for you, there's this.
All right. But lucky for you, there's this.
All right. Right.
All right. Right.
All the sixes, 666.
All the sixes, 666.
All the tiny animal penises all over! Anyway, I've got a question for you.
All the tiny animal penises all over! Anyway, I've got a question for you.
Almost there, yeah. Narrowed it down to these two piles.
Almost there, yeah. Narrowed it down to these two piles.
Am I going to have to assemble this Kinder Egg and take him with me?
Am I going to have to assemble this Kinder Egg and take him with me?
Am I? I mean, I am but.... How did you know that?
Am I? I mean, I am but.... How did you know that?
And a friend of mine's waiting for me so perhaps I should be....
And a friend of mine's waiting for me so perhaps I should be....
And everybody wanted a piece of the funk.
And everybody wanted a piece of the funk.
And everybody's saying you are washed up?
And everybody's saying you are washed up?
And form a band with younger people
And form a band with younger people
And he look in the tube
And he look in the tube
And he made the moon big inside the tube.
And he made the moon big inside the tube.
And hello! What's your name sugar dumpling?
And hello! What's your name sugar dumpling?
And how each one makes you hurl, Tony, while we're lost so....
And how each one makes you hurl, Tony, while we're lost so....
And in appreciation of your killing the evil sand beast,
And in appreciation of your killing the evil sand beast,
And it came past, but as it came past I licked his back
And it came past, but as it came past I licked his back
And it was called the eclipse.
And it was called the eclipse.
And it's all.... I haven't got any eyebrows,
And it's all.... I haven't got any eyebrows,
And let it stew in its own reverb for about three hours,
And let it stew in its own reverb for about three hours,
And make love, until I fall over in the dirt, and then the next day I do it again, you know.
And make love, until I fall over in the dirt, and then the next day I do it again, you know.
And many a vain man has been killed.
And many a vain man has been killed.
And now I'm going to rewind you, like the bitch you are.
And now I'm going to rewind you, like the bitch you are.
And now you must pay the price.
And now you must pay the price.
And now, though it pains me to do this,
And now, though it pains me to do this,
And over there, Chris de Burgh.
And over there, Chris de Burgh.
And perhaps even be a little bit inspired by my words.
And perhaps even be a little bit inspired by my words.
And quite quickly.
And quite quickly.
And shoes.
And shoes.
And so finally, one day, I chopped his head off.
And so finally, one day, I chopped his head off.
And telephone books,
And telephone books,
And that one's as close as you can get to Baileys without your eyes getting wet.
And that one's as close as you can get to Baileys without your eyes getting wet.
And that one's Baileys, but a bit bigger.
And that one's Baileys, but a bit bigger.
And that they never listened to him anyway and were only interested in his funky produce.
And that they never listened to him anyway and were only interested in his funky produce.
And that's Kevin Rowland.
And that's Kevin Rowland.
And that's Mr Hopkins over there.
And that's Mr Hopkins over there.
And the moon was full.
And the moon was full.
And the water flowing. It's perfect for inspiration.
And the water flowing. It's perfect for inspiration.
And then a half moon, he's all right.
And then a half moon, he's all right.
And then he picked up a tube
And then he picked up a tube
And then I pump it all out through this shoe to give it that oaky timbre.
And then I pump it all out through this shoe to give it that oaky timbre.
And then I'll type it up, give it back to you in a note form.
And then I'll type it up, give it back to you in a note form.
And then, just when they're least expecting it, drop some Weather Report in.
And then, just when they're least expecting it, drop some Weather Report in.
And this evening we've got a lecture on fossils.
And this evening we've got a lecture on fossils.
And this one, do you know what I call that one?
And this one, do you know what I call that one?
And this, my friend, represents a major breakthrough on the sewing machine.
And this, my friend, represents a major breakthrough on the sewing machine.
And what do we do all day? Put shelves up.
And what do we do all day? Put shelves up.
And when liberally applied to my thin green body, it will restore me to my former glory.
And when liberally applied to my thin green body, it will restore me to my former glory.
And when the spaceman come, they did experimentens with a hammer and the feather.
And when the spaceman come, they did experimentens with a hammer and the feather.
And yet, at the same time, the irrevocable connection that we all have with the universe..
And yet, at the same time, the irrevocable connection that we all have with the universe..
And you.
And you.
And you've got one leg shorter than the other, you just go round in circles.
And you've got one leg shorter than the other, you just go round in circles.
And, like, three quarters,
And, like, three quarters,
And, um, it's a very haunting instrument, the flute.
And, um, it's a very haunting instrument, the flute.
Anthrax, Ebola.
Anthrax, Ebola.
Any details? See you later, Barry.
Any details? See you later, Barry.
Anyway, let's get started....
Anyway, let's get started....
Anyway, love to stop and chat, got to go and get a few bits and pieces.
Anyway, love to stop and chat, got to go and get a few bits and pieces.
Anyway, the ship is here. You'd better come along
Anyway, the ship is here. You'd better come along
Anyway, what were you saying about Sartre?
Anyway, what were you saying about Sartre?
Apart from you.
Apart from you.
Apples and pears and various other fruit.
Apples and pears and various other fruit.
Are you sure you've never been fishing before?
Are you sure you've never been fishing before?
Aren't you going to introduce me?
Aren't you going to introduce me?
At first I thought it was the crabsticks, but now it all makes sense.
At first I thought it was the crabsticks, but now it all makes sense.
At first, I thought it was a sea anemone, but under closer inspection,
At first, I thought it was a sea anemone, but under closer inspection,
At one point I got out a bassoon. I've never even played one before.
At one point I got out a bassoon. I've never even played one before.
Aye, that's more like it, son.
Aye, that's more like it, son.
Back then Bootsy was a simple farmer,
Back then Bootsy was a simple farmer,
Backstage passes to Santana in Rio. Go to him, he shall take you on.
Backstage passes to Santana in Rio. Go to him, he shall take you on.
Bad example. I should have gone to Carlos when I had the chance.
Bad example. I should have gone to Carlos when I had the chance.
Basically, you go into his tent when he is asleep, you open the flap, you steal the amulet....
Basically, you go into his tent when he is asleep, you open the flap, you steal the amulet....
Beans or coleslaw?
Beans or coleslaw?
Beautiful view, huh?
Beautiful view, huh?
Because I cannot love. It's a living hell for me.
Because I cannot love. It's a living hell for me.
Because I have eight of something.
Because I have eight of something.
Because we are bongo brothers.
Because we are bongo brothers.
Because you are going to meet the crunch a little bit before me, my friend.
Because you are going to meet the crunch a little bit before me, my friend.
BEE GEES: # Oh, give me that funky milk #
BEE GEES: # Oh, give me that funky milk #
Behold! He has the amulet. All hail our new leader.
Behold! He has the amulet. All hail our new leader.
Besides, your wife wasn't just free with me. She was free with everyone.
Besides, your wife wasn't just free with me. She was free with everyone.
BETAMAX: ♪ Windy, windy, nice and slow, windy.... ♪
BETAMAX: ♪ Windy, windy, nice and slow, windy.... ♪
BETAMAX: Right.
BETAMAX: Right.
Better a priest than a beast.
Better a priest than a beast.
Better than their first one, and they came up with it really quickly.
Better than their first one, and they came up with it really quickly.
Biatch?!
Biatch?!
Big thanks to Michelle for helping me!
Big thanks to Michelle for helping me!
Black Lake.
Black Lake.
Bollo need to go now.
Bollo need to go now.
Bollo, get him out. I'm going to start the carpet.
Bollo, get him out. I'm going to start the carpet.
Bollo, get the submarine out of the loft, will you?
Bollo, get the submarine out of the loft, will you?
BOLLO: Let's watch it anyway.
BOLLO: Let's watch it anyway.
Bollo.
Bollo.
BOOTSY: Oh, yeah.
BOOTSY: Oh, yeah.
BOOTSY: Shit, this ball producing some sweet cream.
BOOTSY: Shit, this ball producing some sweet cream.
Bravissimo! Remarkable!
Bravissimo! Remarkable!
Built a raft and went on holiday? She's not gonna believe that.
Built a raft and went on holiday? She's not gonna believe that.
But big like...
But big like...
But Chinque crazy. He dangerous. He always say: "Please, Bollo. Please let us go faster."
But Chinque crazy. He dangerous. He always say: "Please, Bollo. Please let us go faster."
But Chinque curious. He always say: 'Bollo, please. Please let us go to edge of forest!' over and over and over..
But Chinque curious. He always say: 'Bollo, please. Please let us go to edge of forest!' over and over and over..
But covered in teats.
But covered in teats.
But have you read The Outsider? Obviously in the original.
But have you read The Outsider? Obviously in the original.
But he had that same look in his eye. That same look that you have.
But he had that same look in his eye. That same look that you have.
But he took one look at all those mauve titties and he lost his mind.
But he took one look at all those mauve titties and he lost his mind.
But I don't think he really got to grips
But I don't think he really got to grips
But I know the whereabouts of a creature, that's never been seen by human eyeballs.
But I know the whereabouts of a creature, that's never been seen by human eyeballs.
But I know there was something about you. Something in your eyes,
But I know there was something about you. Something in your eyes,
But I really should be heading off, so it's been good.
But I really should be heading off, so it's been good.
But I see something special in your eyes, Howard.
But I see something special in your eyes, Howard.
But I think for the moon it's good to have your own space.
But I think for the moon it's good to have your own space.
But I think that only gives me a bit more of an edge.
But I think that only gives me a bit more of an edge.
But in the trendier parts of Plymouth or Shoreditch,
But in the trendier parts of Plymouth or Shoreditch,
But it is a dangerous mission. I shall assign you a partner.
But it is a dangerous mission. I shall assign you a partner.
But it is about context, you know.
But it is about context, you know.
But not lonely so much, but a loner,
But not lonely so much, but a loner,
But not me, I like simple women
But not me, I like simple women
But now there's another enemy waiting in the wings.
But now there's another enemy waiting in the wings.
But the full moon is the famous moon,
But the full moon is the famous moon,
But there is one place we forgot to look.
But there is one place we forgot to look.
But when he came to, baby, he was slapping the bass guitar fast and loose
But when he came to, baby, he was slapping the bass guitar fast and loose
But you had to get in with the Captain, yeah? Go and have a look at the bridge.
But you had to get in with the Captain, yeah? Go and have a look at the bridge.
But you never learn, because you are stubborn like the ox
But you never learn, because you are stubborn like the ox
But you refused in order to stay with me and die like a dog in the sand
But you refused in order to stay with me and die like a dog in the sand
But, you know, I've given up on bait now.
But, you know, I've given up on bait now.
Buzz Aldrin, he walking on my face. And then the third one, a spaceman walkin' on my face
Buzz Aldrin, he walking on my face. And then the third one, a spaceman walkin' on my face
By midday you will be two burning balls of fire.
By midday you will be two burning balls of fire.
Call our first witness to the stand. Milky Joe.
Call our first witness to the stand. Milky Joe.
Came from another planet and landed on Bootsy Collins' house.
Came from another planet and landed on Bootsy Collins' house.
Can I get you anything else, my little plum dumpling?
Can I get you anything else, my little plum dumpling?
Can I have a word please?
Can I have a word please?
Can I have some space? I'm getting a bit claustra
Can I have some space? I'm getting a bit claustra
Can I join in?
Can I join in?
Can I keep these?
Can I keep these?
Can I?
Can I?
Can you back off? You're crowding me here.
Can you back off? You're crowding me here.
Can you be quiet? I keep missing the numbers.
Can you be quiet? I keep missing the numbers.
Can you keep it down a bit? I'm trying to straighten my hair.
Can you keep it down a bit? I'm trying to straighten my hair.
Can you keep it down, hmm? I'm on a roll here.
Can you keep it down, hmm? I'm on a roll here.
Can you open a window? I can't breathe in here.
Can you open a window? I can't breathe in here.
Can you sort your outfit out? Your leaves are well out of fashion.
Can you sort your outfit out? Your leaves are well out of fashion.
Can't you put your suit back on?
Can't you put your suit back on?
Carlos has been trying to poach me now for two years.
Carlos has been trying to poach me now for two years.
Carlos Santana. I might have known.
Carlos Santana. I might have known.
Cast adrift on an ocean of time.
Cast adrift on an ocean of time.
Catches sight of himself, ''Whoa! Look at me!''
Catches sight of himself, ''Whoa! Look at me!''
Chairs. Beach balls. Women on their sides.
Chairs. Beach balls. Women on their sides.
Check me out
Check me out
Check this out! Horn of a wildebeest ripped it wide open. Had to tie it up with my own shoestring!
Check this out! Horn of a wildebeest ripped it wide open. Had to tie it up with my own shoestring!
Check this out.
Check this out.
Check us out!
Check us out!
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers. If only the King was here, he'd be so proud.
Cheers. If only the King was here, he'd be so proud.
Chill out, you know, kick back.
Chill out, you know, kick back.
Chosen One?
Chosen One?
Clothes avalanche!
Clothes avalanche!
Coconut shie.
Coconut shie.
Coconuts.
Coconuts.
Colin.
Colin.
Come here, you little dresser.
Come here, you little dresser.
Come here, you little Yeti biatch!
Come here, you little Yeti biatch!
Come here, you little Yeti biatch!
Come here, you little Yeti biatch!
Come in
Come in
Come on Bollo, get your monkey anus up at the steering wheel.
Come on Bollo, get your monkey anus up at the steering wheel.
Come on, I read your reviews. You know what your problem is?
Come on, I read your reviews. You know what your problem is?
Come on, it'll be all right. Something will turn up, it always does.
Come on, it'll be all right. Something will turn up, it always does.
Come on, Milky.
Come on, Milky.
Come on, mind your feet. Mind your feet.
Come on, mind your feet. Mind your feet.
Come on, please. And I really like her.
Come on, please. And I really like her.
Come on, they're just kneeling down to make you look taller.
Come on, they're just kneeling down to make you look taller.
Come on, Tony. Don't let me down.
Come on, Tony. Don't let me down.
Come on, we've had worse gigs than that, you know. Just a tough crowd.
Come on, we've had worse gigs than that, you know. Just a tough crowd.
Come on, you got a BTEC National in hair design
Come on, you got a BTEC National in hair design
Come on!
Come on!
Come to an understanding of why I was right and you were wrong
Come to an understanding of why I was right and you were wrong
Come to Papa Moon.
Come to Papa Moon.
Come with us now on a journey through time and space!
Come with us now on a journey through time and space!
Come with us now on a journey through time and space...
Come with us now on a journey through time and space...
Come with us now on a journey through time and space...
Come with us now on a journey through time and space...
Come with us now on a journey through time and space...
Come with us now on a journey through time and space...
Come with us now on a journey through time and space...
Come with us now on a journey through time and space...
Come with us now on a journey through time and space...
Come with us now on a journey through time and space...
Come, reign with me.
Come, reign with me.
Coming up here with your balls all shiny. Think you own the place.
Coming up here with your balls all shiny. Think you own the place.
Cool your jets, I'm Kodiak Jack, I own this cabin, I'm just checking in to see how you're all settling in
Cool your jets, I'm Kodiak Jack, I own this cabin, I'm just checking in to see how you're all settling in
Cool. I'll just nip home and get a couple of bits.
Cool. I'll just nip home and get a couple of bits.
Cup of tea, anyone?
Cup of tea, anyone?
Delicious.
Delicious.
Did a shit on a tombstone.
Did a shit on a tombstone.
Did a shit on it.
Did a shit on it.
Do not worry, Miranda, we are alone now.
Do not worry, Miranda, we are alone now.
Do some dark stuff, freak them out a bit.
Do some dark stuff, freak them out a bit.
Do you believe in fate, Howard? I mean, I was wearing the amulet.
Do you believe in fate, Howard? I mean, I was wearing the amulet.
Do you have an allergy?
Do you have an allergy?
Do you like Baileys? Hm, creamy.
Do you like Baileys? Hm, creamy.
Do you like Chinese food?
Do you like Chinese food?
Do you like my new watch?
Do you like my new watch?
Do you like Old Gregg's place?
Do you like Old Gregg's place?
Do you love me?
Do you love me?
Do you love me?
Do you love me?
Do you mind? I don't buffet about on the winds of fashion.
Do you mind? I don't buffet about on the winds of fashion.
Do you need this tie?
Do you need this tie?
Do you remember why we're here?
Do you remember why we're here?
Do you think he'll be all right?
Do you think he'll be all right?
Do you think Naboo will mind us borrowing this for a while?
Do you think Naboo will mind us borrowing this for a while?
Do you think we'll ever be allowed back into the city?
Do you think we'll ever be allowed back into the city?
Do you think with magic potion they will get record deal?
Do you think with magic potion they will get record deal?
Do you think you could ever love me?
Do you think you could ever love me?
Do you want to come to a club where people wee on each other?
Do you want to come to a club where people wee on each other?
Documenting the experience, Vince.
Documenting the experience, Vince.
Does this thing go any faster?
Does this thing go any faster?
Doesn't look like anything. It is a sound.
Doesn't look like anything. It is a sound.
Don't anyone panic. It'll be all right as long as we stick together.
Don't anyone panic. It'll be all right as long as we stick together.
Don't be knocking the pegs, okay? These babies have turned heads in their time.
Don't be knocking the pegs, okay? These babies have turned heads in their time.
Don't get your expectations up though, Vince.
Don't get your expectations up though, Vince.
Don't get your robe in a twist, you know.
Don't get your robe in a twist, you know.
Don't give me the runaround, you know what I'm talking about.
Don't give me the runaround, you know what I'm talking about.
Don't go. That's the thing with summoning, you don't know who you're going to get.
Don't go. That's the thing with summoning, you don't know who you're going to get.
Don't kill me, I've got so much to give.
Don't kill me, I've got so much to give.
Don't kill me! I've got so much to give!
Don't kill me! I've got so much to give!
Don't panic, Vince. I'll have you out in a jiffy.
Don't panic, Vince. I'll have you out in a jiffy.
Don't run around the house in a little car.
Don't run around the house in a little car.
Don't wait up.
Don't wait up.
Don't worry about it, all right, because I've got an idea.
Don't worry about it, all right, because I've got an idea.
Don't worry, Vince. I've got a little something up my sleeve.
Don't worry, Vince. I've got a little something up my sleeve.
Don't you worry about it, boy. I've got one last trick up my Lambeth sleeve.
Don't you worry about it, boy. I've got one last trick up my Lambeth sleeve.
Each droplet taking me back to puberty.
Each droplet taking me back to puberty.
Easy now, fuzzy little man peach.
Easy now, fuzzy little man peach.
Easy to say with the benefit of hind legs. She told me everything
Easy to say with the benefit of hind legs. She told me everything
Easy, you don't know what you're dealing with here. Back off a bit.
Easy, you don't know what you're dealing with here. Back off a bit.
Easy.
Easy.
Emergency dinghy.
Emergency dinghy.
Erm...
Erm...
Erm...I better be scooting.
Erm...I better be scooting.
Especially you.
Especially you.
Even for you.
Even for you.
Eventually, you know.... I don't know you.
Eventually, you know.... I don't know you.
Everyone comes here to find a new sound.
Everyone comes here to find a new sound.
Everyone out, you little dick bags.
Everyone out, you little dick bags.
Exactly, if we get signed, we'll get an advance.
Exactly, if we get signed, we'll get an advance.
Exactly. People love that about you, you know
Exactly. People love that about you, you know
Exactly. The Door of Cuckundo comes only through true wisdom.
Exactly. The Door of Cuckundo comes only through true wisdom.
Excuse me
Excuse me
Excuse me, when you actually met Old Gregg, what was that like?
Excuse me, when you actually met Old Gregg, what was that like?
Excuse me. Are these supposed to be like this?
Excuse me. Are these supposed to be like this?
Excuse me. I need to have a word.
Excuse me. I need to have a word.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
Fashion may come and go, Howard Moon remains where he is.
Fashion may come and go, Howard Moon remains where he is.
Fee, fi, foo, number 32.
Fee, fi, foo, number 32.
Feel the power of my grade 4 glasspaper palms.
Feel the power of my grade 4 glasspaper palms.
Feeling my batteries start to recharge.
Feeling my batteries start to recharge.
Fine, I will.
Fine, I will.
Fine, I'm going to go and build a hut.
Fine, I'm going to go and build a hut.
Flipping idiot.
Flipping idiot.
Flirtinis all round.
Flirtinis all round.
For somebody who looks like a ball, you really....
For somebody who looks like a ball, you really....
For the most grievous of crimes.
For the most grievous of crimes.
For those one and a half minutes of pleasure.
For those one and a half minutes of pleasure.
Formally invite you and young Ruby to join the Coconut Lodge.
Formally invite you and young Ruby to join the Coconut Lodge.
Full moon, the moon.
Full moon, the moon.
Funky freedom for marriage. You get what you want,
Funky freedom for marriage. You get what you want,
Genius. Bongo in the Congo.
Genius. Bongo in the Congo.
George, Gracie
George, Gracie
Get away from me, you brute.
Get away from me, you brute.
Get it? That's one of mine.
Get it? That's one of mine.
Get lost! I've seen you on your magic carpet when you can't get a taxi.
Get lost! I've seen you on your magic carpet when you can't get a taxi.
Get off me, you beast.
Get off me, you beast.
Get out of town, recharge our batteries,
Get out of town, recharge our batteries,
Get some of that for me, will you, Bollo?
Get some of that for me, will you, Bollo?
Get some Santana albums, steal some licks, mix them up a little.
Get some Santana albums, steal some licks, mix them up a little.
Get you a couple, yeah?
Get you a couple, yeah?
Get your primate arms out! Put your back into it! Bit more, bit more, come on!
Get your primate arms out! Put your back into it! Bit more, bit more, come on!
Give me some of that.
Give me some of that.
Give our master some space, you pig dogs.
Give our master some space, you pig dogs.
Give them a bit of time to catch up with what we're about,
Give them a bit of time to catch up with what we're about,
Go about your wicked foul business.
Go about your wicked foul business.
Go away and digest what we have spoken about
Go away and digest what we have spoken about
Go back for the cherries.
Go back for the cherries.
Go on Bollo!
Go on Bollo!
Go on.
Go on.
Go!
Go!
God, it hurts so good.
God, it hurts so good.
Going to have to pretend I didn't hear that, Gregg.
Going to have to pretend I didn't hear that, Gregg.
Good evening, ladies, and welcome to the bingo.
Good evening, ladies, and welcome to the bingo.
Good luck, my lovely lady lumps. Bye.
Good luck, my lovely lady lumps. Bye.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good people are dicks, number 46.
Good people are dicks, number 46.
Good strong fisherman's name.
Good strong fisherman's name.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Got a bad feeling about this.
Got a bad feeling about this.
Got his harpoon out, started chasing me around.
Got his harpoon out, started chasing me around.
Goth Juice, the most powerful hairspray known to man.
Goth Juice, the most powerful hairspray known to man.
Goths don't have moustaches. You look like Tom Selleck.
Goths don't have moustaches. You look like Tom Selleck.
Grease my cockney palm and you can throw balls to your heart's content
Grease my cockney palm and you can throw balls to your heart's content
Great, brilliant, we've overshot. Well done, Tony Harrison. Very good.
Great, brilliant, we've overshot. Well done, Tony Harrison. Very good.
Great, give me that.
Great, give me that.
Great, we'll have a couple of those then, thanks.
Great, we'll have a couple of those then, thanks.
Great. Well, we'll be over here.
Great. Well, we'll be over here.
Great. You got any more ideas?
Great. You got any more ideas?
Great. You've made me very happy.
Great. You've made me very happy.
GREGG: He began to feel fizzy inside. He found he could see round corners.
GREGG: He began to feel fizzy inside. He found he could see round corners.
GREGG: Made himself a funk shake.
GREGG: Made himself a funk shake.
Gregg's place.
Gregg's place.
Ha ha! I'm feeling rigid.
Ha ha! I'm feeling rigid.
Halle bleeding lujah. I knew it, boy.
Halle bleeding lujah. I knew it, boy.
Halt! What brings you to the Desert of Nightmares?
Halt! What brings you to the Desert of Nightmares?
Hand sheaths
Hand sheaths
Happy? Now get ready!
Happy? Now get ready!
Have a romantic moonlight stroll. See how it pans out.
Have a romantic moonlight stroll. See how it pans out.
Have some new ideas, maybe even write a couple of new songs, eh?
Have some new ideas, maybe even write a couple of new songs, eh?
Have you anything to say?
Have you anything to say?
Have you ever had a mountain goat grab you by the scrotum and run away with it? Then sell it on ebay a day later?
Have you ever had a mountain goat grab you by the scrotum and run away with it? Then sell it on ebay a day later?
Have you ever thought of investing in a watch?
Have you ever thought of investing in a watch?
Have you got any more stories about Chinque, Bollo? Do you mind we should get Howard?
Have you got any more stories about Chinque, Bollo? Do you mind we should get Howard?
Have you got anything else? I do like gifts.
Have you got anything else? I do like gifts.
Have you got the book, Howard?
Have you got the book, Howard?
Have you seen this review?
Have you seen this review?
Having some trouble with the O's.
Having some trouble with the O's.
He began to milk the funk.
He began to milk the funk.
He didn't know I licked his back, all on his yellow suit.
He didn't know I licked his back, all on his yellow suit.
He doesn't ponce around the desert in a dress.
He doesn't ponce around the desert in a dress.
He has an allergy.
He has an allergy.
He has been watching you ever since you arrived.
He has been watching you ever since you arrived.
He is an obsolete format and wreaking his revenge on the world.
He is an obsolete format and wreaking his revenge on the world.
He is not the chosen one.
He is not the chosen one.
He kills all our menfolk and takes his fill of the women.
He kills all our menfolk and takes his fill of the women.
He loves complicated women.
He loves complicated women.
He took pity on you, did he? He took a piss on me.
He took pity on you, did he? He took a piss on me.
He wakes up in the morning, goes for a morning tinkle,
He wakes up in the morning, goes for a morning tinkle,
He was a violent man. You could see it in his eyes. A beast.
He was a violent man. You could see it in his eyes. A beast.
He would have gone down like a genius.
He would have gone down like a genius.
He's a better guitar player than you.
He's a better guitar player than you.
He's a good influence on me actually. Him and Ruby, having fun together.
He's a good influence on me actually. Him and Ruby, having fun together.
He's a good influence on me actually. Him and Ruby, having fun together.
He's a good influence on me actually. Him and Ruby, having fun together.
He's a proper musician. He likes to play and have fun.
He's a proper musician. He likes to play and have fun.
He's an ape, you can't keep him cooped up indoors, it's not natural.
He's an ape, you can't keep him cooped up indoors, it's not natural.
He's French
He's French
He's got not legs. He can't walk.
He's got not legs. He can't walk.
He's guilty. It is written in the Law of the Shaman
He's guilty. It is written in the Law of the Shaman
He's in the ebbing of the tides,
He's in the ebbing of the tides,
He's in the waxing of the moon,
He's in the waxing of the moon,
He's looking for The New Sound.
He's looking for The New Sound.
He's lying. I never slept with his wife, you know. I would remember such a thing.
He's lying. I never slept with his wife, you know. I would remember such a thing.
He's playing Pac Man.
He's playing Pac Man.
He's really boring. He won't stop talking about Sartre.
He's really boring. He won't stop talking about Sartre.
He's right. It is awful.
He's right. It is awful.
Hehe.. yeah.
Hehe.. yeah.
Hello, dear.
Hello, dear.
Hello? We're supposed to be rescuing Howard. Go back for the cherry.
Hello? We're supposed to be rescuing Howard. Go back for the cherry.
Help me, Spider.
Help me, Spider.
Help yourself to my wardrobe. I'll meet you later on.
Help yourself to my wardrobe. I'll meet you later on.
Here comes Old Gregg, he's a scaly man fish.
Here comes Old Gregg, he's a scaly man fish.
Here we are. What do you think of that?
Here we are. What do you think of that?
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here you go. Come to papa.
Here you go. Come to papa.
Here, Naboo, can I have a word?
Here, Naboo, can I have a word?
Here's a poem for I'm the Moon. Neil Armstrong walking on my face.
Here's a poem for I'm the Moon. Neil Armstrong walking on my face.
Hey, Carlos, baby. Yeah, man, it's me, Spider Dijon.
Hey, Carlos, baby. Yeah, man, it's me, Spider Dijon.
Hey, Carlos, man, hang on a sec. There's some weird chick out here.
Hey, Carlos, man, hang on a sec. There's some weird chick out here.
Hey, Carlos, you're breaking up.
Hey, Carlos, you're breaking up.
Hey, how did that happen?
Hey, how did that happen?
Hey, Howard, check this out.
Hey, Howard, check this out.
Hey, Howard, I won the boots.
Hey, Howard, I won the boots.
Hey, Howard, I wouldn't bother if I was you.
Hey, Howard, I wouldn't bother if I was you.
Hey, Howard, isn't that the old lady?
Hey, Howard, isn't that the old lady?
Hey, Howard, it's Naboo!
Hey, Howard, it's Naboo!
Hey, Howard!
Hey, Howard!
Hey, Howard.
Hey, Howard.
Hey, isn't that Naboo's book of black magic?
Hey, isn't that Naboo's book of black magic?
Hey, lady, lady. You know, this town you speak of, is it close?
Hey, lady, lady. You know, this town you speak of, is it close?
Hey, lady, this is an important call for me, you know. Why don't you bamoose?
Hey, lady, this is an important call for me, you know. Why don't you bamoose?
Hey, lady, why don't you come and have a drink with Uncle Spider?
Hey, lady, why don't you come and have a drink with Uncle Spider?
Hey, mate, you ever thought about having layers put in your hair?
Hey, mate, you ever thought about having layers put in your hair?
Hey, Naboo, I need a favour.
Hey, Naboo, I need a favour.
Hey, Naboo, sorry about that.
Hey, Naboo, sorry about that.
Hey, Ruby, who's that over there?
Hey, Ruby, who's that over there?
Hey, Rudi van Disarzio, why are we here in this godforsaken place?
Hey, Rudi van Disarzio, why are we here in this godforsaken place?
Hey, Rudi, I've been thinking. Why don't we do what we usually do, you know?
Hey, Rudi, I've been thinking. Why don't we do what we usually do, you know?
Hey, Rudi, that was pretty good, huh? Do you think that was the new sound?
Hey, Rudi, that was pretty good, huh? Do you think that was the new sound?
Hey, Rudi, why don't we record one of my songs?
Hey, Rudi, why don't we record one of my songs?
Hey, they're coming, boss.
Hey, they're coming, boss.
Hey, what's your name? Maybe we'll have a little dance later on.
Hey, what's your name? Maybe we'll have a little dance later on.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey.
Hey.
Hi there, Vince.
Hi there, Vince.
Hi, Horace. Jazz is off tonight, something's cropped up.
Hi, Horace. Jazz is off tonight, something's cropped up.
Hi, there.
Hi, there.
Hitler, yeah, we played Pictionary with him. He was a right laugh.
Hitler, yeah, we played Pictionary with him. He was a right laugh.
Hm, that is quite a portfolio you've got going on there.
Hm, that is quite a portfolio you've got going on there.
Hm.
Hm.
Hm.. beautiful name.
Hm.. beautiful name.
Hm.. okay.. Oh, three for two. Bargain!
Hm.. okay.. Oh, three for two. Bargain!
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm? I know. What a loser.
Hmm? I know. What a loser.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hook goes right through him.
Hook goes right through him.
Horses. I'm good on horses.
Horses. I'm good on horses.
Hot date tonight, Milky Joe.
Hot date tonight, Milky Joe.
How are we ever going to find this underwater sea cave?
How are we ever going to find this underwater sea cave?
How are you bearing up?
How are you bearing up?
How dare you do that to me in the night when I'm oblivious?
How dare you do that to me in the night when I'm oblivious?
How dare you speak in the presence of the Chosen One!
How dare you speak in the presence of the Chosen One!
How dare you? I come fully equipped with a papoose.
How dare you? I come fully equipped with a papoose.
How did you come by these fish then, boy, sonny Jim, laddie, boy?
How did you come by these fish then, boy, sonny Jim, laddie, boy?
How do you know that?
How do you know that?
How does it work? Tell me how it works.
How does it work? Tell me how it works.
How does that help us, you berk? We've got to meet the record label in 1 0 minutes.
How does that help us, you berk? We've got to meet the record label in 1 0 minutes.
How long would you need him for?
How long would you need him for?
How many times do I have to tell you? This is not a dress, it is a robe.
How many times do I have to tell you? This is not a dress, it is a robe.
How naive you are
How naive you are
How will I get there?
How will I get there?
How's it working out your side of the island?
How's it working out your side of the island?
How's that going to help?
How's that going to help?
Howard might have been abducted by a sea monster.
Howard might have been abducted by a sea monster.
Howard Moon and Vince Noir,
Howard Moon and Vince Noir,
Howard Moon.
Howard Moon.
Howard was on fire. He was improvising like a mother bitch.
Howard was on fire. He was improvising like a mother bitch.
Howard, can I have a word?
Howard, can I have a word?
Howard, it's a boat
Howard, it's a boat
Howard, no one can find out about this.
Howard, no one can find out about this.
Howard, she hasn't got it. It's just a selection of cakes.
Howard, she hasn't got it. It's just a selection of cakes.
Howard, what are you doing? You're not even dressed.
Howard, what are you doing? You're not even dressed.
Howard, you keep things ticking along here, yeah? I think we're well in.
Howard, you keep things ticking along here, yeah? I think we're well in.
Howard, you've got to start standing up to her
Howard, you've got to start standing up to her
HOWARD: Day 44.
HOWARD: Day 44.
HOWARD: Naboo, I didn't know you had one of these.
HOWARD: Naboo, I didn't know you had one of these.
HOWARD: This is more like it.
HOWARD: This is more like it.
HOWARD: Well, I mean obviously, La Nausée is good,
HOWARD: Well, I mean obviously, La Nausée is good,
Howard!
Howard!
Howard! Howard!
Howard! Howard!
Howard? Oh yes, I remember him. Paranoid. At odds with himself. He's gone now. Say hello to Parsley.
Howard? Oh yes, I remember him. Paranoid. At odds with himself. He's gone now. Say hello to Parsley.
Howdy doody, bouncing clown, number 75.
Howdy doody, bouncing clown, number 75.
Huh?
Huh?
Hurry up. Hurry up, Naboo, find the spell.
Hurry up. Hurry up, Naboo, find the spell.
I also know your so called friend Vince plans to ditch you and get it himself,
I also know your so called friend Vince plans to ditch you and get it himself,
I am 40. But because I am DJ, I say 29.
I am 40. But because I am DJ, I say 29.
I am evil tree
I am evil tree
I am four foot six without shoeses.
I am four foot six without shoeses.
I am not interested in base pleasures. Though I see it is tuppence a pound in this town.
I am not interested in base pleasures. Though I see it is tuppence a pound in this town.
I am so glad you are here. We have precious little time.
I am so glad you are here. We have precious little time.
I am the eagle.
I am the eagle.
I am the shape of an animal, I have eight cocks, you know.
I am the shape of an animal, I have eight cocks, you know.
I am wise, I earned my door. I went into the mountains and I studied under a master
I am wise, I earned my door. I went into the mountains and I studied under a master
I believe you are the only man who can do it. Do you accept?
I believe you are the only man who can do it. Do you accept?
I bet that lets you into a few secrets.
I bet that lets you into a few secrets.
I bet they never had any trouble with ideas, did they?
I bet they never had any trouble with ideas, did they?
I bet you will, with bullet points, you anal bastard.
I bet you will, with bullet points, you anal bastard.
I call that one Old Gregg.
I call that one Old Gregg.
I came as quickly as I could. I heard there was great trouble in the forest.
I came as quickly as I could. I heard there was great trouble in the forest.
I came as quickly as I could. My liege. I have trained for over 30 years for this task.
I came as quickly as I could. My liege. I have trained for over 30 years for this task.
I can feel myself getting younger.
I can feel myself getting younger.
I can stay, of course, because I'm the favourite of the Chosen One.
I can stay, of course, because I'm the favourite of the Chosen One.
I can turn my hand to almost any instrument.
I can turn my hand to almost any instrument.
I can't believe this. Where's he getting them from?
I can't believe this. Where's he getting them from?
I can't believe we went all the way there and didn't even get any youth juice.
I can't believe we went all the way there and didn't even get any youth juice.
I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.
I can't have him going away
I can't have him going away
I can't touch anything. If I do, I wear it down.
I can't touch anything. If I do, I wear it down.
I can't work under this kind of pressure.
I can't work under this kind of pressure.
I cannot be this thing you want me to be, you know.
I cannot be this thing you want me to be, you know.
I cannot even touch myself.
I cannot even touch myself.
I could document it. I could write about how noble you were,
I could document it. I could write about how noble you were,
I could make you happy, Howard, if only you'd let me.
I could make you happy, Howard, if only you'd let me.
I cover myself with peanut butter.
I cover myself with peanut butter.
I did a song.
I did a song.
I did and that one, I call that one Old Gregg.
I did and that one, I call that one Old Gregg.
I did not just get it at B&Q
I did not just get it at B&Q
I did not want to tell you, you know.
I did not want to tell you, you know.
I did stand up to her and this is what happened, okay?
I did stand up to her and this is what happened, okay?
I didn't know what I was doing, but it felt good.
I didn't know what I was doing, but it felt good.
I do my best work when you're oblivious.
I do my best work when you're oblivious.
I do not understand.
I do not understand.
I do quite like a bit of company
I do quite like a bit of company
I do the costumes, you do the music. That's the agreement.
I do the costumes, you do the music. That's the agreement.
I do.
I do.
I do. They call me The Midnight Barber
I do. They call me The Midnight Barber
I don't accessorise. I'm Howard Moon.
I don't accessorise. I'm Howard Moon.
I don't believe it!
I don't believe it!
I don't believe this.
I don't believe this.
I don't believe this.
I don't believe this.
I don't believe this. They've been going through my stuff again.
I don't believe this. They've been going through my stuff again.
I don't care. We're supposed to have set off by now! What is the matter with everyone?! Did you get my itinerary?
I don't care. We're supposed to have set off by now! What is the matter with everyone?! Did you get my itinerary?
I don't know how to tell you this, Howard, but you're a bit white.
I don't know how to tell you this, Howard, but you're a bit white.
I don't know where to get them from but we can't get home without them.
I don't know where to get them from but we can't get home without them.
I don't know, I can't get it open.
I don't know, I can't get it open.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I'll think of something. I'll say she built a raft and went on holiday.
I don't know. I'll think of something. I'll say she built a raft and went on holiday.
I don't like the sound of him, he sounds like a whole heap of bullshit
I don't like the sound of him, he sounds like a whole heap of bullshit
I don't think Horace is going to be able to make it tonight.
I don't think Horace is going to be able to make it tonight.
I don't think it's going to work out, actually.
I don't think it's going to work out, actually.
I don't think so, squire.
I don't think so, squire.
I don't think so. I mean, we've just met really.
I don't think so. I mean, we've just met really.
I don't think you realise what you've done.
I don't think you realise what you've done.
I don't wanna take the wind out of your sails, but it's not happening.
I don't wanna take the wind out of your sails, but it's not happening.
I draw the line at that, but I do deal with some of his more personal business.
I draw the line at that, but I do deal with some of his more personal business.
I feel as though I can tell you these things.
I feel as though I can tell you these things.
I fell over.
I fell over.
I find you guilty on all counts of murder. Take them away.
I find you guilty on all counts of murder. Take them away.
I forgot my boots.
I forgot my boots.
I found this washed up on the shore.
I found this washed up on the shore.
I go fishing out on Black Lake.
I go fishing out on Black Lake.
I got a bad feeling about this.
I got a bad feeling about this.
I got a mangina.
I got a mangina.
I got all things that are good.
I got all things that are good.
I got an A plus. I did a crumble.
I got an A plus. I did a crumble.
I got some more. I got these two. That one's Baileys.
I got some more. I got these two. That one's Baileys.
I got something to show you. You know what that is?
I got something to show you. You know what that is?
I had a look in there, I'm flipping beautiful.
I had a look in there, I'm flipping beautiful.
I had a strange feeling in the pit of my stomach this morning when I woke up.
I had a strange feeling in the pit of my stomach this morning when I woke up.
I had some of as well, it's on the GI diet.
I had some of as well, it's on the GI diet.
I hate that magazine. It's a sepia nightmare! I tried to read it once, it get me a panic attack.
I hate that magazine. It's a sepia nightmare! I tried to read it once, it get me a panic attack.
I have had enough of this talk now. I need to meditate.
I have had enough of this talk now. I need to meditate.
I have to go now.
I have to go now.
I haven't seen you for ages! When was it? Whikkam caves. Quite a night.
I haven't seen you for ages! When was it? Whikkam caves. Quite a night.
I haven't seen you for ages! When was it? Whikkam caves. Quite a night.
I haven't seen you for ages! When was it? Whikkam caves. Quite a night.
I hope you don't mind, but I think this is the best piece of work I've ever done.
I hope you don't mind, but I think this is the best piece of work I've ever done.
I just leave mine natural. Howard Moon.
I just leave mine natural. Howard Moon.
I just meant you could probably redo the fringe.
I just meant you could probably redo the fringe.
I just spent six hours on the Northern line.
I just spent six hours on the Northern line.
I killed a swan yesterday.
I killed a swan yesterday.
I killed that one. I killed that one! I... killed that one.
I killed that one. I killed that one! I... killed that one.
I kind of know what you mean.
I kind of know what you mean.
I knew I should have gone for the Gothic three way.
I knew I should have gone for the Gothic three way.
I knew you'd come. Get yourself a cocktail, man
I knew you'd come. Get yourself a cocktail, man
I know I can never be a priest like you, but I can stand by you and fight.
I know I can never be a priest like you, but I can stand by you and fight.
I know what you're thinking.
I know what you're thinking.
I know why you are here. You seek the Fountain of Youth.
I know why you are here. You seek the Fountain of Youth.
I know, but look at those boots. They're genius.
I know, but look at those boots. They're genius.
I know, it was my birthday. I was off my chops! I had two Mick Jaggers and a line of cheap whizz.
I know, it was my birthday. I was off my chops! I had two Mick Jaggers and a line of cheap whizz.
I know, you like to watch, that is your game? Peeping through the slats
I know, you like to watch, that is your game? Peeping through the slats
I lean you up against the pillow and I go at you
I lean you up against the pillow and I go at you
I like your dress.
I like your dress.
I love you, boss.
I love you, boss.
I love your hair. What's that about?
I love your hair. What's that about?
I made her eyes, I know which way they're facing and it's my way.
I made her eyes, I know which way they're facing and it's my way.
I mean Obsidian Raven McBovril....
I mean Obsidian Raven McBovril....
I mean, I could sort Milky Joe's hair out for a start.
I mean, I could sort Milky Joe's hair out for a start.
I mean, it was awful. It was ****ling at me like a loose tooth.
I mean, it was awful. It was ****ling at me like a loose tooth.
I mean, there's no volume to me. It'd be like eating a Scotch egg or a Twiglet.
I mean, there's no volume to me. It'd be like eating a Scotch egg or a Twiglet.
I mean, we could have matching outfits when we debate.
I mean, we could have matching outfits when we debate.
I mean, who makes people walk the plank in this day and age?
I mean, who makes people walk the plank in this day and age?
I need to be pale. It's part of my look. I'm the Shoreditch vampire.
I need to be pale. It's part of my look. I'm the Shoreditch vampire.
I need to have a word now.
I need to have a word now.
I need you to perform a task of unimaginable danger.
I need you to perform a task of unimaginable danger.
I offered to take him back to Parliament, but he said he was done with that shit
I offered to take him back to Parliament, but he said he was done with that shit
I only applied a small amount and I feel like I'm in a cool mountain stream.
I only applied a small amount and I feel like I'm in a cool mountain stream.
I only need pen and paper and someone to write down my ideas.
I only need pen and paper and someone to write down my ideas.
I paused him. I paused Betamax.
I paused him. I paused Betamax.
I plane surfaces without realising it.
I plane surfaces without realising it.
I prefer to think of it as creative drought, Spider Dijon.
I prefer to think of it as creative drought, Spider Dijon.
I present you with this gift.
I present you with this gift.
I put shells on things. You know, like cups
I put shells on things. You know, like cups
I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.
I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.
I resisted at first, but now the rhythms of the forest flow through me, and they can flow through you, too.
I resisted at first, but now the rhythms of the forest flow through me, and they can flow through you, too.
I saw the sun once, it came past me, really fast
I saw the sun once, it came past me, really fast
I say we move with haste,
I say we move with haste,
I say, old bean, would you be kind enough to sign a copy for my wife?
I say, old bean, would you be kind enough to sign a copy for my wife?
I shall cut off my hand.
I shall cut off my hand.
I shall hold you personally responsible.
I shall hold you personally responsible.
I suppose a hat would be out of the question, would it?
I suppose a hat would be out of the question, would it?
I tell you why, because he's looking for The New Sound.
I tell you why, because he's looking for The New Sound.
I tell you, I've learnt a couple of things since I've been on this island, no mistake.
I tell you, I've learnt a couple of things since I've been on this island, no mistake.
I think Howard's done a little mistake in his pants.
I think Howard's done a little mistake in his pants.
I think I've found a new note in between B and C. I always knew it was there.
I think I've found a new note in between B and C. I always knew it was there.
I think I've written some of my best music here.
I think I've written some of my best music here.
I think in his own simple way, he was probably just trying to cool you down.
I think in his own simple way, he was probably just trying to cool you down.
I think it could be a novel.
I think it could be a novel.
I think it is perhaps something to be saved for your solo project.
I think it is perhaps something to be saved for your solo project.
I think that Ramsey guy was right, you know. I'm feeling myself unwind out here.
I think that Ramsey guy was right, you know. I'm feeling myself unwind out here.
I think that's her. I'm going to try something.
I think that's her. I'm going to try something.
I think we've found our new sound, Naboo. Sing, Vince.
I think we've found our new sound, Naboo. Sing, Vince.
I think you're a nice, modern gentleman.
I think you're a nice, modern gentleman.
I thought it was some kind of family secret
I thought it was some kind of family secret
I thought it'd be a nice little surprise for him.
I thought it'd be a nice little surprise for him.
I thought it'd be a nice little surprise for him.
I thought it'd be a nice little surprise for him.
I thought you were supposed to be an intellectual?
I thought you were supposed to be an intellectual?
I thought you would never shut up.
I thought you would never shut up.
I thought you'd gone to Carlos.
I thought you'd gone to Carlos.
I told you not to look in the book, but you had to have a little look, didn't you?
I told you not to look in the book, but you had to have a little look, didn't you?
I too have seen eyes like yours before.
I too have seen eyes like yours before.
I too love pigs.
I too love pigs.
I took a note, a sawtooth wave, right off this Pantomime 4,
I took a note, a sawtooth wave, right off this Pantomime 4,
I want to see twisted bone and meat all over the back wall by the time I'm finished.
I want to see twisted bone and meat all over the back wall by the time I'm finished.
I was a good husband.
I was a good husband.
I was changing a string, I became entangled.
I was changing a string, I became entangled.
I was on fire, Vince, that's all you need to know.
I was on fire, Vince, that's all you need to know.
I was out on Black Lake.
I was out on Black Lake.
I was protecting you because I thought we were bongo brothers.
I was protecting you because I thought we were bongo brothers.
I went to the Black Spider last night and met these beautiful Goth girls, yeah?
I went to the Black Spider last night and met these beautiful Goth girls, yeah?
I will get that book for you, sire.
I will get that book for you, sire.
I won't let your room just yet.
I won't let your room just yet.
I'll be back to varnish you later, you little pine tart.
I'll be back to varnish you later, you little pine tart.
I'll be letting a lot of people down if I did that, wouldn't I?
I'll be letting a lot of people down if I did that, wouldn't I?
I'll deal with this.
I'll deal with this.
I'll even give you a discount. €40.
I'll even give you a discount. €40.
I'll get you a drink.
I'll get you a drink.
I'll go and check on the sorcerer, see how he's getting on.
I'll go and check on the sorcerer, see how he's getting on.
I'll go round theirs, try my luck at the Gothic three way.
I'll go round theirs, try my luck at the Gothic three way.
I'll have a Flirtini, please.
I'll have a Flirtini, please.
I'll just go and get the proper one.
I'll just go and get the proper one.
I'll keep it here for you.
I'll keep it here for you.
I'll make you a Resolve.
I'll make you a Resolve.
I'll only be a minute.
I'll only be a minute.
I'll put that in the maybe pile.
I'll put that in the maybe pile.
I'll slap you with the crunch. I'll bury you in the crunch.
I'll slap you with the crunch. I'll bury you in the crunch.
I'll sort it out.
I'll sort it out.
I'll sort this out. What you doing, Bollo?
I'll sort this out. What you doing, Bollo?
I'll tell you how it works, right?
I'll tell you how it works, right?
I'll tell you what we're going to do.
I'll tell you what we're going to do.
I'll tell you what's going on. I've just narrowly avoided a bumming from Grizzly Adams!
I'll tell you what's going on. I've just narrowly avoided a bumming from Grizzly Adams!
I'm a cockney flower, watch me shower. Ha ha!
I'm a cockney flower, watch me shower. Ha ha!
I'm a cockney, I'm a cockney.
I'm a cockney, I'm a cockney.
I'm a local artist.
I'm a local artist.
I'm all handsome. I'm a smooth white moon.
I'm all handsome. I'm a smooth white moon.
I'm all over it.
I'm all over it.
I'm building up quite a portfolio, I'll have you know.
I'm building up quite a portfolio, I'll have you know.
I'm coming, Matilda. Bye.
I'm coming, Matilda. Bye.
I'm doing it, okay?
I'm doing it, okay?
I'm drawing a line in the sand.
I'm drawing a line in the sand.
I'm dying on my arse out there.
I'm dying on my arse out there.
I'm fine, thanks.
I'm fine, thanks.
I'm going to build a fire.
I'm going to build a fire.
I'm going to have to turn my back on you now once and for all.
I'm going to have to turn my back on you now once and for all.
I'm going to have to type out a new one.
I'm going to have to type out a new one.
I'm having a bit of a shocker.
I'm having a bit of a shocker.
I'm in there in the night styling away.
I'm in there in the night styling away.
I'm just a bit nervous. She's so beautiful.
I'm just a bit nervous. She's so beautiful.
I'm melting. I'm burning. No!
I'm melting. I'm burning. No!
I'm Naboo, that's who.
I'm Naboo, that's who.
I'm never going to see again 'cause I'm stranded on a desert island.
I'm never going to see again 'cause I'm stranded on a desert island.
I'm not an ox, I am a lion and if I want something, I pounce.
I'm not an ox, I am a lion and if I want something, I pounce.
I'm not leaving this lake until I catch at least one fish.
I'm not leaving this lake until I catch at least one fish.
I'm not short, am I?
I'm not short, am I?
I'm not talking about your.... Well, they are quite funny.
I'm not talking about your.... Well, they are quite funny.
I'm Old Gregg!
I'm Old Gregg!
I'm Old Gregg.
I'm Old Gregg.
I'm on the deck the whole time.
I'm on the deck the whole time.
I'm one of the best in town.
I'm one of the best in town.
I'm out of tune, just a minute.
I'm out of tune, just a minute.
I'm really sorry, I've got to go. Coming.
I'm really sorry, I've got to go. Coming.
I'm running low on supplies. As a shaman I can put it down as a business trip and claim it all back.
I'm running low on supplies. As a shaman I can put it down as a business trip and claim it all back.
I'm so hungry. I haven't eaten for three weeks.
I'm so hungry. I haven't eaten for three weeks.
I'm sorry, I meant no offence, I loved that pig.
I'm sorry, I meant no offence, I loved that pig.
I'm sorry, Tony, I'm sorry. I'm just used to working with people
I'm sorry, Tony, I'm sorry. I'm just used to working with people
I'm the fittest, the strongest, the fastest warrior in all the land.
I'm the fittest, the strongest, the fastest warrior in all the land.
I'm the moon.
I'm the moon.
I'm the moon. I quite like to.... I'm lonely in the moon
I'm the moon. I quite like to.... I'm lonely in the moon
I'm the writer. I should survive.
I'm the writer. I should survive.
I'm thinking of selling them to pandas.
I'm thinking of selling them to pandas.
I'm trying to look like a nana who was quite saucy in the '50s.
I'm trying to look like a nana who was quite saucy in the '50s.
I'm your host with the most.
I'm your host with the most.
I've always been big boned.
I've always been big boned.
I've been up for four days trying to find our new musical direction, yeah?
I've been up for four days trying to find our new musical direction, yeah?
I've been up for four days, I don't know what's right and wrong anymore.
I've been up for four days, I don't know what's right and wrong anymore.
I've been watching you in your shorts.
I've been watching you in your shorts.
I've been working with natural fabrics for a while now and I love transformations.
I've been working with natural fabrics for a while now and I love transformations.
I've fashioned a flute here with the help of Milky Joe
I've fashioned a flute here with the help of Milky Joe
I've got a bad feeling about this.
I've got a bad feeling about this.
I've got a mangina.
I've got a mangina.
I've got a proposition for you.
I've got a proposition for you.
I've got a stitch.
I've got a stitch.
I've got a wheel that clicks into my chin like a skate.
I've got a wheel that clicks into my chin like a skate.
I've got an idea.
I've got an idea.
I've got four crow's feet as it is.
I've got four crow's feet as it is.
I've got my own space in space.
I've got my own space in space.
I've got sensitive skin, okay. Do you remember why we came here?
I've got sensitive skin, okay. Do you remember why we came here?
I've got something!
I've got something!
I've gotta bad feeling about this.
I've gotta bad feeling about this.
I've heard that before, that my moves can be a bit too ripe for some.
I've heard that before, that my moves can be a bit too ripe for some.
I've made these, pal.
I've made these, pal.
I've seen his work, he's pretty good.
I've seen his work, he's pretty good.
I've seen your CV, there's nothing on it. I live my life.
I've seen your CV, there's nothing on it. I live my life.
I've spruced up the hut a little bit actually. Given it a bit of a makeover.
I've spruced up the hut a little bit actually. Given it a bit of a makeover.
Idiot.
Idiot.
If anything, I find you slightly pathetic. So deal with that.
If anything, I find you slightly pathetic. So deal with that.
If ever you need help, general DIY or.... I'm very good with coving.
If ever you need help, general DIY or.... I'm very good with coving.
If he even goes near my hair, I'll kill him.
If he even goes near my hair, I'll kill him.
If I eat you, it's like a Jacobean banquet.
If I eat you, it's like a Jacobean banquet.
If I get them, I'm going to customise them.
If I get them, I'm going to customise them.
If I was you, I'd keep yourself indoors tonight. Avoid the forest.
If I was you, I'd keep yourself indoors tonight. Avoid the forest.
If Nanatoo gets the book, she's going to multiply.
If Nanatoo gets the book, she's going to multiply.
If that falls into the hands of our enemies, this planet will be doomed.
If that falls into the hands of our enemies, this planet will be doomed.
If there is one thing I have learnt in all my life as a travelling musician,
If there is one thing I have learnt in all my life as a travelling musician,
If we don't come up with a new sound, we're not gonna get signed.
If we don't come up with a new sound, we're not gonna get signed.
If you are a moon, you don't have a mirror so you have to...
If you are a moon, you don't have a mirror so you have to...
If you ask me, they both did it.
If you ask me, they both did it.
If you can't even handle a little carpet,
If you can't even handle a little carpet,
If you kill me, you are killing yourself.
If you kill me, you are killing yourself.
If you need to move me around, I slot in the back like a peanut.
If you need to move me around, I slot in the back like a peanut.
If you see what I'm saying.
If you see what I'm saying.
If you want to say something, speak the plain English.
If you want to say something, speak the plain English.
If you want to see your face, you've got to have a little look in the rivers.
If you want to see your face, you've got to have a little look in the rivers.
If you're against the papoose system,
If you're against the papoose system,
If you're too white, the fish don't bite.
If you're too white, the fish don't bite.
If you're walking in the desert and there's no landmarks
If you're walking in the desert and there's no landmarks
Imagine a fishfinger when you can see it as big as a garage.
Imagine a fishfinger when you can see it as big as a garage.
In space.
In space.
Inside our own minds.
Inside our own minds.
Inspired to do what?
Inspired to do what?
Interesting fact about those two bears, the black bear sometimes can be brown and the brown bear can sometimes be..
Interesting fact about those two bears, the black bear sometimes can be brown and the brown bear can sometimes be..
Is it 'cause you have no new ideas and no new songs in you
Is it 'cause you have no new ideas and no new songs in you
Is it now, and I'm going out on a limb here, because you're a little bit short?
Is it now, and I'm going out on a limb here, because you're a little bit short?
Is it so wrong for a man to love a guitar?
Is it so wrong for a man to love a guitar?
Is it's not actually about catching fish.
Is it's not actually about catching fish.
Is that bad?
Is that bad?
Is this the garage?
Is this the garage?
It does exist. Take a look, Stu. The Fountain of Youth.
It does exist. Take a look, Stu. The Fountain of Youth.
It doesn't really work like that, Gregg.
It doesn't really work like that, Gregg.
It don't make no difference. When you on the Moon, everything lands the same.
It don't make no difference. When you on the Moon, everything lands the same.
It happens to only the very talented amongst us.
It happens to only the very talented amongst us.
It is a place where it is written that a musician may find the new sound.
It is a place where it is written that a musician may find the new sound.
It is a place where it is written that a musician may find the new sound.
It is a place where it is written that a musician may find the new sound.
It is that love is never free.
It is that love is never free.
It is written that the Chosen One must destroy the evil sand beast
It is written that the Chosen One must destroy the evil sand beast
It isn't about fishing, we ain't been fishing for years now.
It isn't about fishing, we ain't been fishing for years now.
It just stays like this all day.
It just stays like this all day.
It makes a mockery of humanity the things men will do
It makes a mockery of humanity the things men will do
It must have taken you ages. It's so perfect.
It must have taken you ages. It's so perfect.
It reminds me of someone.
It reminds me of someone.
It saddens me to see you under these circumstances, Naboo.
It saddens me to see you under these circumstances, Naboo.
It should be great fun. We'd love you both to come along.
It should be great fun. We'd love you both to come along.
It took me three months of solid fishing before I even caught my first fish.
It took me three months of solid fishing before I even caught my first fish.
It was a dark night.
It was a dark night.
It was an accident. You've got to help me.
It was an accident. You've got to help me.
It was freaking people out.
It was freaking people out.
It was him and he shall pay.
It was him and he shall pay.
It wasn't that bad. They just weren't ready for us, Vince.
It wasn't that bad. They just weren't ready for us, Vince.
It would've been all right, wouldn't it?
It would've been all right, wouldn't it?
It's 1 1 :30 at night, we're having a party. Just do it tomorrow morning.
It's 1 1 :30 at night, we're having a party. Just do it tomorrow morning.
It's a bit weird in here, isn't it?
It's a bit weird in here, isn't it?
It's a deal.
It's a deal.
It's a drastic one, though. There's other things you could do first.
It's a drastic one, though. There's other things you could do first.
It's a kind of champagne cocktail with pineapple in it and a little twist of lime.
It's a kind of champagne cocktail with pineapple in it and a little twist of lime.
It's a simple question, left or right.
It's a simple question, left or right.
It's a submarine, you idiot.
It's a submarine, you idiot.
It's a young man's game. I've already got four crow's feet.
It's a young man's game. I've already got four crow's feet.
It's about everything else except that.
It's about everything else except that.
It's about patience, you know, and getting into that Zen state,
It's about patience, you know, and getting into that Zen state,
It's about telling the tales.
It's about telling the tales.
It's about the ebb and flow of life, the dancing wheel of chance.
It's about the ebb and flow of life, the dancing wheel of chance.
It's all about context.
It's all about context.
It's all about relaxing and letting go.
It's all about relaxing and letting go.
It's all c cream and beige.
It's all c cream and beige.
It's all good. It's like a little beach holiday.
It's all good. It's like a little beach holiday.
It's all part of the ritual it's what they do before they breed with you.
It's all part of the ritual it's what they do before they breed with you.
It's an elite club, you know. We talk about issues, heavyweight concepts, jazz.
It's an elite club, you know. We talk about issues, heavyweight concepts, jazz.
It's attached to your rod, mother licker.
It's attached to your rod, mother licker.
It's been great, we've been fishing. I caught loads, yeah.
It's been great, we've been fishing. I caught loads, yeah.
It's got everything to do with me, and more to boot.
It's got everything to do with me, and more to boot.
It's got this. This is good.
It's got this. This is good.
It's in this box.
It's in this box.
It's just a picture of some sick with our names underneath it.
It's just a picture of some sick with our names underneath it.
It's just me and you, there's no other way.
It's just me and you, there's no other way.
It's just really small.
It's just really small.
It's just that you put the map too far away from me.
It's just that you put the map too far away from me.
It's just you and that old gimmer Horace. Oh, can't you blow him out?
It's just you and that old gimmer Horace. Oh, can't you blow him out?
It's letting in all kinds of mambo jimbo.
It's letting in all kinds of mambo jimbo.
It's like lucky dip. One week you get an old lady, the next week....
It's like lucky dip. One week you get an old lady, the next week....
It's like that cheap chocolate you get in Advent calendars.
It's like that cheap chocolate you get in Advent calendars.
It's no plight. The weather's nice, we've got food now.
It's no plight. The weather's nice, we've got food now.
It's not fair. You get to get the door. Why don't I get to get the door?
It's not fair. You get to get the door. Why don't I get to get the door?
It's not my fault. You summoned up Granny Scroggins.
It's not my fault. You summoned up Granny Scroggins.
It's not useless, it's a blinding album.
It's not useless, it's a blinding album.
It's not where you are in this world, Milky Joe,
It's not where you are in this world, Milky Joe,
It's nothing to do with me, sir.
It's nothing to do with me, sir.
It's ridiculous, they're just throwing themselves at me.
It's ridiculous, they're just throwing themselves at me.
It's ten o'clock at night! You're going miss the lecture
It's ten o'clock at night! You're going miss the lecture
It's tested out on Goths and albinos. It's part of the Edgar Winter range.
It's tested out on Goths and albinos. It's part of the Edgar Winter range.
It's the best time, there's no one around.
It's the best time, there's no one around.
It's the company you keep.
It's the company you keep.
It's the gueen and she's horny as hell! Run little Vincey, I'll save you!
It's the gueen and she's horny as hell! Run little Vincey, I'll save you!
It's the gueen and she's horny as hell! Run little Vincey, I'll save you!
It's the gueen and she's horny as hell! Run little Vincey, I'll save you!
It's the most up to date magazine around. It's so cutting edge, it goes out of date every three hours.
It's the most up to date magazine around. It's so cutting edge, it goes out of date every three hours.
It's time. It's time for you to offer yourself up to me.
It's time. It's time for you to offer yourself up to me.
It's what me and Milky Joe are all about here.
It's what me and Milky Joe are all about here.
It's your basic backcombed structure.
It's your basic backcombed structure.
It's your fault. I mean, you're the one who wanted to go by boat.
It's your fault. I mean, you're the one who wanted to go by boat.
Italian?
Italian?
Jazz night, Monday night, you coming?
Jazz night, Monday night, you coming?
Jeez, I thought Bollo had big feet, look at this!
Jeez, I thought Bollo had big feet, look at this!
Jupiter, I did a song. You ain't got one.
Jupiter, I did a song. You ain't got one.
Just a minute.
Just a minute.
Just fine, thank you
Just fine, thank you
Just get out, will you, if you're going
Just get out, will you, if you're going
Just give me five minutes, I can come up with something else.
Just give me five minutes, I can come up with something else.
Just give me some space.
Just give me some space.
Just going to call up my assistant.
Just going to call up my assistant.
Just going to go...change the barrel.
Just going to go...change the barrel.
Just leave it. You'll only make it worse, all right? I've got to put a shelf up. I'm sorry.
Just leave it. You'll only make it worse, all right? I've got to put a shelf up. I'm sorry.
Just passing through. Sparkling water please
Just passing through. Sparkling water please
Just taking the air, you know. Not fishing.
Just taking the air, you know. Not fishing.
Kalamalooo...Cachoola, Panto, Tatsita, Sacoolo, Fanto.
Kalamalooo...Cachoola, Panto, Tatsita, Sacoolo, Fanto.
Kalamanoohuh!
Kalamanoohuh!
Kashungo!
Kashungo!
Kirk is a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension.
Kirk is a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension.
Kirk is not to be trusted in these matters.
Kirk is not to be trusted in these matters.
Kirk, is it true you are still an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind?
Kirk, is it true you are still an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind?
Knock their murdering smiles right off their faces.
Knock their murdering smiles right off their faces.
Kodiak, it's Howard Moon! We spoke on the phone this morning.
Kodiak, it's Howard Moon! We spoke on the phone this morning.
Ladies, you up for a little bit of limbo?
Ladies, you up for a little bit of limbo?
Ladies.
Ladies.
Ladies.
Ladies.
Ladies.
Ladies.
Legendary fish. Some say he's half man, half fish.
Legendary fish. Some say he's half man, half fish.
Let me let you in on a little secret. Gather round.
Let me let you in on a little secret. Gather round.
Let me tell you something. It's all about experience.
Let me tell you something. It's all about experience.
Let me tell you the story of how they came up with their finest album
Let me tell you the story of how they came up with their finest album
Let that be a lesson to you. Right, let's sort this mess out.
Let that be a lesson to you. Right, let's sort this mess out.
Let us begin our quest to find the new sound.
Let us begin our quest to find the new sound.
Let us go and kick some ass.
Let us go and kick some ass.
Let's just leave it there, let's move on.
Let's just leave it there, let's move on.
Let's try and narrow it down, okay?
Let's try and narrow it down, okay?
Like a garage, as big as a garage.
Like a garage, as big as a garage.
Like some kind of delirious funky priest.
Like some kind of delirious funky priest.
Like the settlers of old.
Like the settlers of old.
Like you? You're the least dark person I've ever met.
Like you? You're the least dark person I've ever met.
Likewise. If this prick screws up, I'll ditch him quick smart.
Likewise. If this prick screws up, I'll ditch him quick smart.
Listen what can you hear?
Listen what can you hear?
Listen, I took a chance, all right?
Listen, I took a chance, all right?
Listen, I'm.... I just wanted to say sorry about earlier and, um,
Listen, I'm.... I just wanted to say sorry about earlier and, um,
Listen, Morgan Freeman,
Listen, Morgan Freeman,
Listen, Vince, this is Yeti magic, don't listen to the hippie nonsense. You're a punk, stay punk, think of Johnny Thunders.
Listen, Vince, this is Yeti magic, don't listen to the hippie nonsense. You're a punk, stay punk, think of Johnny Thunders.
Listen, we've got to get out of here and get some batteries for that amulet.
Listen, we've got to get out of here and get some batteries for that amulet.
Listen. I've got a strong feeling the Tudor look's going to comeback in while we're away.
Listen. I've got a strong feeling the Tudor look's going to comeback in while we're away.
Listen.... It's those girls.
Listen.... It's those girls.
Little bit of free love.
Little bit of free love.
Little tequila.
Little tequila.
Little tip for you. What I do, I stick to classic jazz when I DJ, yeah?
Little tip for you. What I do, I stick to classic jazz when I DJ, yeah?
Live your life? You live with a couple of doss bags and an ape.
Live your life? You live with a couple of doss bags and an ape.
Long time ago.. It was Chinque. As teenager we would drive about down together.
Long time ago.. It was Chinque. As teenager we would drive about down together.
Look after yourself.
Look after yourself.
Look at him, he's all excited, you can't leave him.
Look at him, he's all excited, you can't leave him.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at you now. You think you are some kind of priest.
Look at you now. You think you are some kind of priest.
Look for a man to breed with. They're bloody rampant. If I was you, I'd avoid Piney Ridge.
Look for a man to breed with. They're bloody rampant. If I was you, I'd avoid Piney Ridge.
Look, chill out, we're going on holiday, it's suppose to be relaxing'!
Look, chill out, we're going on holiday, it's suppose to be relaxing'!
Look, his hair was lank, lifeless, you know.
Look, his hair was lank, lifeless, you know.
Look, Howard, I think you're going to have to learn to accessorise.
Look, Howard, I think you're going to have to learn to accessorise.
Look, I can't have this kind of guy in the field when I'm trying to work.
Look, I can't have this kind of guy in the field when I'm trying to work.
Look, I could never do that, okay? Vince's a friend of mine, so I bid you good night!
Look, I could never do that, okay? Vince's a friend of mine, so I bid you good night!
Look, I'll get the book back, you'll see. I won't let you down.
Look, I'll get the book back, you'll see. I won't let you down.
Look, I'll sort it out. Just give me more time.
Look, I'll sort it out. Just give me more time.
Look, my hair is soft and gentle. I get a lot of compliments about it. Girls like it.
Look, my hair is soft and gentle. I get a lot of compliments about it. Girls like it.
Look, stay where you are, I'll be there in about half an hour.
Look, stay where you are, I'll be there in about half an hour.
Look, we're having dinner at 7:00 in my hut, yeah?
Look, we're having dinner at 7:00 in my hut, yeah?
Look, you remember why we came here, yeah? To find the Fountain of Youth.
Look, you remember why we came here, yeah? To find the Fountain of Youth.
Looks like you were having yourselves a coco nightmare
Looks like you were having yourselves a coco nightmare
Looped it back, mixed it with the sound of this crab committing suicide
Looped it back, mixed it with the sound of this crab committing suicide
Love games?
Love games?
Love what you're about, you know, all the aspects of you.
Love what you're about, you know, all the aspects of you.
Love, love.
Love, love.
Made from the tears of Robert Smith.
Made from the tears of Robert Smith.
Make it out to Alan.
Make it out to Alan.
Mars, Venus,
Mars, Venus,
May I say you're all looking lovely this evening,
May I say you're all looking lovely this evening,
Maybe go for the coconut three way.
Maybe go for the coconut three way.
Maybe I can read a few names, in my phone book here.
Maybe I can read a few names, in my phone book here.
Maybe I can read the name of Carlos.
Maybe I can read the name of Carlos.
Maybe I could love you.
Maybe I could love you.
Maybe I should ask you the same question.
Maybe I should ask you the same question.
Maybe I was lying because when you do love someone, sometimes you...
Maybe I was lying because when you do love someone, sometimes you...
Maybe I will deal with it.
Maybe I will deal with it.
Maybe I'll deal with it the way I dealt with Curly Jefferson.
Maybe I'll deal with it the way I dealt with Curly Jefferson.
Maybe I'll go to Carlos. He is a better guitar player than you, anyway.
Maybe I'll go to Carlos. He is a better guitar player than you, anyway.
Maybe it's time we could hook up a little?
Maybe it's time we could hook up a little?
Maybe not at all.
Maybe not at all.
Maybe on that ship he looked like a dickhead in front of his mates,
Maybe on that ship he looked like a dickhead in front of his mates,
Maybe when this whole thing is over we could go out for meal.
Maybe when this whole thing is over we could go out for meal.
Maybe you still have that chance.
Maybe you still have that chance.
Me and Jack are just going to have a little bit of a wildness chat, check you in a bit.
Me and Jack are just going to have a little bit of a wildness chat, check you in a bit.
Me and Ruby have got a pretty open relationship
Me and Ruby have got a pretty open relationship
Me, you and Carlos Santana hoovering for six weeks.
Me, you and Carlos Santana hoovering for six weeks.
Met some interesting local types.
Met some interesting local types.
Milky, you son of a bitch. I got you a drink. There you go.
Milky, you son of a bitch. I got you a drink. There you go.
Mixed with the urine of Mark Knopfler.
Mixed with the urine of Mark Knopfler.
Mmm
Mmm
Monkey?
Monkey?
Monkey.
Monkey.
Moose bite, 1973. Ain't nothing emotional about that.
Moose bite, 1973. Ain't nothing emotional about that.
Most men would have taken the passes, gone to Santana, had a good time,
Most men would have taken the passes, gone to Santana, had a good time,
Mtv?!
Mtv?!
Must be a gatecrasher. See you in a bit, yeah?
Must be a gatecrasher. See you in a bit, yeah?
My father warn us, "no drive too fast, for there are speed camera on A49."
My father warn us, "no drive too fast, for there are speed camera on A49."
My father warn us, "No go too far, for there are hunter at edge of forest."
My father warn us, "No go too far, for there are hunter at edge of forest."
My name's Bob Fossil.
My name's Bob Fossil.
My navigational skills are second to none.
My navigational skills are second to none.
My wife loves them, a little bit too much if you know what I mean!
My wife loves them, a little bit too much if you know what I mean!
My wife was like all women, strange and evil.
My wife was like all women, strange and evil.
Na, na!
Na, na!
Naboo, wake up!
Naboo, wake up!
Naboo, you are looking good today. You been working out?
Naboo, you are looking good today. You been working out?
Naboo, you've got to help us. We've got to come up with a new sound.
Naboo, you've got to help us. We've got to come up with a new sound.
NABOO: And that's the end.
NABOO: And that's the end.
Naboo? Haven't you heard, he's washed up, he's finished, he's a drunk.
Naboo? Haven't you heard, he's washed up, he's finished, he's a drunk.
Nanageddon!
Nanageddon!
Never before have I felt the soft contours of my face.
Never before have I felt the soft contours of my face.
Never have I lightly caressed the angular frame that is my torso.
Never have I lightly caressed the angular frame that is my torso.
Never thought I'd hear myself say this, but I think I could be happy here.
Never thought I'd hear myself say this, but I think I could be happy here.
New Global Explorer's in. Hahahaaa..
New Global Explorer's in. Hahahaaa..
Nice one, cheers mate
Nice one, cheers mate
Nice try.
Nice try.
Nice work, Naboo.
Nice work, Naboo.
Nice, where did you get it?
Nice, where did you get it?
Nice!
Nice!
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
No kidding, let's get out of here.
No kidding, let's get out of here.
No more music.
No more music.
No one gives a shit about him.
No one gives a shit about him.
No way! If anyone's offering anyone to anyone, you should be offering yourself up to me.
No way! If anyone's offering anyone to anyone, you should be offering yourself up to me.
No, don't kill him. Let me have a word with him in private.
No, don't kill him. Let me have a word with him in private.
No, I can't. I'm all he's got since his wife left him, okay?
No, I can't. I'm all he's got since his wife left him, okay?
No, it isn't.
No, it isn't.
No, it's great. It's really easy.
No, it's great. It's really easy.
No, look over there. There's Razorlight.
No, look over there. There's Razorlight.
No, no, he is the Chosen One. Good luck.
No, no, he is the Chosen One. Good luck.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, you don't understand. I mean, I got the funk, right here.
No, no, you don't understand. I mean, I got the funk, right here.
No, no... uh.. aaaargh!
No, no... uh.. aaaargh!
No, that was a song about finding the new sound.
No, that was a song about finding the new sound.
No, this is it, Vince.
No, this is it, Vince.
No, we have no time. You must go far away to a planet called Earth.
No, we have no time. You must go far away to a planet called Earth.
No, we're fine, thanks.
No, we're fine, thanks.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No.
No.
Not good enough. Feel my vinyl tendrils
Not good enough. Feel my vinyl tendrils
Not this one?
Not this one?
Not weird. Just different.
Not weird. Just different.
Not without a fight. Prepare to feel my fusion wrath.
Not without a fight. Prepare to feel my fusion wrath.
Not you, naan bread.
Not you, naan bread.
Not you, you dickbrain! I'm talking about hoochie coochie pants in there. Man does have his standards.
Not you, you dickbrain! I'm talking about hoochie coochie pants in there. Man does have his standards.
Now don't panic anyone. I'm a shaman we've studied Yeties, haven't we, Bollo? There's something they don't like, what is it?
Now don't panic anyone. I'm a shaman we've studied Yeties, haven't we, Bollo? There's something they don't like, what is it?
Now make peace with your gods.
Now make peace with your gods.
Now open your mind.
Now open your mind.
Now the brown bear, differing from the black bear, will hibernate for up to three and a half months,
Now the brown bear, differing from the black bear, will hibernate for up to three and a half months,
Now the life cycle of the frog. The frog is an amphibian and he lays eggs...
Now the life cycle of the frog. The frog is an amphibian and he lays eggs...
Now, any of you girls interested in the music of bebop?
Now, any of you girls interested in the music of bebop?
Number 28.
Number 28.
Number 62.
Number 62.
Number 84.
Number 84.
Of course we will. We're pioneers.
Of course we will. We're pioneers.
Offer yourself up to me now, Vincey. Like a good boy.
Offer yourself up to me now, Vincey. Like a good boy.
Offer yourself up to me.
Offer yourself up to me.
Offering yourself up to me at the last minute for the good of mankind.
Offering yourself up to me at the last minute for the good of mankind.
Oh
Oh
Oh dear...
Oh dear...
Oh my God, in the dark in this dress...
Oh my God, in the dark in this dress...
Oh yeah? You got any scars to prove it?
Oh yeah? You got any scars to prove it?
Oh yeah..
Oh yeah..
Oh, a telescope.
Oh, a telescope.
Oh, boo hoo. It's not a drastic change of affairs for you, is it?
Oh, boo hoo. It's not a drastic change of affairs for you, is it?
Oh, cheers, Naboo, you're a diamond.
Oh, cheers, Naboo, you're a diamond.
Oh, cheers, Naboo. You're a diamond.
Oh, cheers, Naboo. You're a diamond.
Oh, come on, Howard, I'm really bored.
Oh, come on, Howard, I'm really bored.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on. Everyone's going to be there. Even Milky Joe's put in an appearance.
Oh, come on. Everyone's going to be there. Even Milky Joe's put in an appearance.
Oh, dear, dear, dear. You've fallen into the trap.
Oh, dear, dear, dear. You've fallen into the trap.
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear. Look, Gregg, I don't know you.
Oh, dear. Look, Gregg, I don't know you.
Oh, evil tree,
Oh, evil tree,
Oh, excuse me, sir, could you tell me the way to Brick Lane?
Oh, excuse me, sir, could you tell me the way to Brick Lane?
Oh, great. I'm going to burn up.
Oh, great. I'm going to burn up.
Oh, he's fine. He just went for a walk on Piney Ridge. Left us alone for a while.
Oh, he's fine. He just went for a walk on Piney Ridge. Left us alone for a while.
Oh, hey, Vince
Oh, hey, Vince
Oh, hi.
Oh, hi.
Oh, I didn't need to see that..
Oh, I didn't need to see that..
Oh, I feel sick.
Oh, I feel sick.
Oh, I get you. Right, watch this.
Oh, I get you. Right, watch this.
Oh, I slept like a dream.
Oh, I slept like a dream.
Oh, I'm going to beat you within an inch of your life.
Oh, I'm going to beat you within an inch of your life.
Oh, I've been rumbled.
Oh, I've been rumbled.
Oh, I've crossed the line. Forgive me.
Oh, I've crossed the line. Forgive me.
Oh, I've gone into the future.
Oh, I've gone into the future.
Oh, if I was a younger man, I'd take you on. Come on, let's see what you've got.
Oh, if I was a younger man, I'd take you on. Come on, let's see what you've got.
Oh, it burns!
Oh, it burns!
Oh, it was a surprise. He went mental. He was like Ahab.
Oh, it was a surprise. He went mental. He was like Ahab.
Oh, it's been a right laugh.
Oh, it's been a right laugh.
Oh, just a couple of Gothic girls, you know. Pretty sexy, two of them, two of us.
Oh, just a couple of Gothic girls, you know. Pretty sexy, two of them, two of us.
Oh, love, love.
Oh, love, love.
Oh, love, love.
Oh, love, love.
Oh, man!
Oh, man!
Oh, man. What's wrong with the woollen bullet?
Oh, man. What's wrong with the woollen bullet?
Oh, my word! Are we back to the crunch?
Oh, my word! Are we back to the crunch?
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, no
Oh, no
Oh, no way. I need this room tonight.
Oh, no way. I need this room tonight.
Oh, no, this can't be happening
Oh, no, this can't be happening
Oh, no, yeah, I did. I remember now, she was one hot piece of tape.
Oh, no, yeah, I did. I remember now, she was one hot piece of tape.
Oh, one of the best we've ever done, I reckon.
Oh, one of the best we've ever done, I reckon.
Oh, really? What, like you with your moustache?
Oh, really? What, like you with your moustache?
Oh, right. You haven't met, have you? This is Jemima
Oh, right. You haven't met, have you? This is Jemima
Oh, shit nuts!
Oh, shit nuts!
Oh, shut up.
Oh, shut up.
Oh, so I miss one lecture. I'll get notes.
Oh, so I miss one lecture. I'll get notes.
Oh, sorry it's burst.
Oh, sorry it's burst.
Oh, thanks a lot, Howard.
Oh, thanks a lot, Howard.
Oh, thanks a lot.
Oh, thanks a lot.
Oh, this is an outrage!
Oh, this is an outrage!
Oh, this is bad! God!
Oh, this is bad! God!
Oh, this is great. Now I can love myself.
Oh, this is great. Now I can love myself.
Oh, well. Fare thee well, Naboo.
Oh, well. Fare thee well, Naboo.
Oh, why you always go on about this?
Oh, why you always go on about this?
Oh, Xooberon. Oh, yeah.
Oh, Xooberon. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, all right.
Oh, yeah, all right.
Oh, yeah, here it is.
Oh, yeah, here it is.
Oh, yeah, what, am I going to walk on water?
Oh, yeah, what, am I going to walk on water?
Oh, yeah? Where?
Oh, yeah? Where?
Oh, yeah? Yeah, I DJ myself.
Oh, yeah? Yeah, I DJ myself.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. I'm a coming.
Oh, yeah. I'm a coming.
Oh, yes. Pepo!
Oh, yes. Pepo!
Oh, you know me, you seen my downstairs mix up.
Oh, you know me, you seen my downstairs mix up.
Oh, you know, just dangled my rod over the edge of the boat and just....
Oh, you know, just dangled my rod over the edge of the boat and just....
Oh, you say you are wise.
Oh, you say you are wise.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! I think we might just have ourselves a home here, Milky Joe
Oh! I think we might just have ourselves a home here, Milky Joe
Oh! What is happening? Oh, my head hurts.
Oh! What is happening? Oh, my head hurts.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. What are you gonna do, then?
Oh. What are you gonna do, then?
Oh.. manifique!
Oh.. manifique!
Oh.. yes. Pardonnez moi. Of course. I hope we meet again sometime under different circumstances.
Oh.. yes. Pardonnez moi. Of course. I hope we meet again sometime under different circumstances.
Okay, guys, see you later.
Okay, guys, see you later.
Okay, we've got to pool our resources.
Okay, we've got to pool our resources.
Okay, well, we'll see you in a couple of days.
Okay, well, we'll see you in a couple of days.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Catch you on the flip side.
Okay. Catch you on the flip side.
Okay. Make sure you do 'cause you look like Dave Lee Travis.
Okay. Make sure you do 'cause you look like Dave Lee Travis.
Okay. Music.
Okay. Music.
Okay.. There you go.
Okay.. There you go.
Old Comanche Indian saying,
Old Comanche Indian saying,
Old Father Time.
Old Father Time.
Old Gregg gets what he wants.
Old Gregg gets what he wants.
Old Gregg's going to pick himself out a nice wedding dress.
Old Gregg's going to pick himself out a nice wedding dress.
Old Lady Liberty waving you in as you sail on in up Pearl Harbor.
Old Lady Liberty waving you in as you sail on in up Pearl Harbor.
Old Neville over there, he's never been fishing.
Old Neville over there, he's never been fishing.
On a roll? You've only done two words.
On a roll? You've only done two words.
On fire? You were leaping around with a bassoon sellotaped to your head.
On fire? You were leaping around with a bassoon sellotaped to your head.
Once you've played Pie Face, there's no coming back.
Once you've played Pie Face, there's no coming back.
One and a half minutes?
One and a half minutes?
One day I intend to be on the cover of that magazine.
One day I intend to be on the cover of that magazine.
One day, Parliament were travelling on the mother ship, fooling around with the funk...
One day, Parliament were travelling on the mother ship, fooling around with the funk...
One time, I saw a man looking at me,
One time, I saw a man looking at me,
Only my father remained to defend us. He was killed.
Only my father remained to defend us. He was killed.
Only one man survived an encounter with Old Gregg and lived to tell the tale.
Only one man survived an encounter with Old Gregg and lived to tell the tale.
Only to wheat
Only to wheat
Only way to hook him is to use a child's toe.
Only way to hook him is to use a child's toe.
Only you, Howard, could be on a tropical paradise and come up with something that bleak.
Only you, Howard, could be on a tropical paradise and come up with something that bleak.
Ooh, oh the talkiestick! Your voice was trapped in there this morning!
Ooh, oh the talkiestick! Your voice was trapped in there this morning!
Ooh! Hey!
Ooh! Hey!
Ooh! It's enorm, it's a big one, like that.
Ooh! It's enorm, it's a big one, like that.
Or any tricks or anything, you know, that I can impress them with?
Or any tricks or anything, you know, that I can impress them with?
Order of preference.
Order of preference.
Other's say it's more of a 70 30 split.
Other's say it's more of a 70 30 split.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow! Blows their minds. Might want to try that yourself.
Ow! Blows their minds. Might want to try that yourself.
Owl beaks? What for?
Owl beaks? What for?
Pardon me, I couldn't help overhearing. You two creative types?
Pardon me, I couldn't help overhearing. You two creative types?
Pass it here.
Pass it here.
Pass it over.
Pass it over.
Pepo is the greatest artist our race has ever produced.
Pepo is the greatest artist our race has ever produced.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perhaps even a musical.
Perhaps even a musical.
Perhaps now, in this light, with you in the tutu and the...
Perhaps now, in this light, with you in the tutu and the...
Perhaps the King is closer than you think.
Perhaps the King is closer than you think.
Perhaps the moon knows the secret of The New Sound.
Perhaps the moon knows the secret of The New Sound.
Play like you've never played before.
Play like you've never played before.
Please no, don't do that. Please!
Please no, don't do that. Please!
Pleased to meet you.
Pleased to meet you.
Pleased to meet you.
Pleased to meet you.
Pop out your little drawers.
Pop out your little drawers.
Pop your little drawers out.
Pop your little drawers out.
Praise the Lord.
Praise the Lord.
Precious?
Precious?
Precious. It's a lovely name for a lovely, lovely girl.
Precious. It's a lovely name for a lovely, lovely girl.
Prepare to die, pigdogs.
Prepare to die, pigdogs.
Prepare to die, tree.
Prepare to die, tree.
Prepare to meet your doom.
Prepare to meet your doom.
Prepare to meet your doom.
Prepare to meet your doom.
Prepare yourselves for some powerful magic.
Prepare yourselves for some powerful magic.
Press it now. Press it now, Vince!
Press it now. Press it now, Vince!
Press the button in the amulet, it will take you there.
Press the button in the amulet, it will take you there.
Probably looking for Fountain of Youth.
Probably looking for Fountain of Youth.
Psst!
Psst!
Psst!
Psst!
Psst.
Psst.
Put away those fiery biscuits.
Put away those fiery biscuits.
Put it back here, regenned it through itself,
Put it back here, regenned it through itself,
Put your foot down.
Put your foot down.
Quite a looker, isn't she?
Quite a looker, isn't she?
Quite a sunset we're having.
Quite a sunset we're having.
Quite nice.
Quite nice.
Quite sad, really
Quite sad, really
Raise an evil army of Nanas.
Raise an evil army of Nanas.
Ramsey?
Ramsey?
Really? And why would they be looking for that, Bollo?
Really? And why would they be looking for that, Bollo?
Really? But what are you actually doing? I mean, what have you done?
Really? But what are you actually doing? I mean, what have you done?
Rewind him, Spider.
Rewind him, Spider.
Rick Wakeman, even the Bee Gees.
Rick Wakeman, even the Bee Gees.
Right click, right click. Zoom.
Right click, right click. Zoom.
Right on it.
Right on it.
Right, er...have you got a copy of that book?
Right, er...have you got a copy of that book?
Right, full steam ahead.
Right, full steam ahead.
Right, let us hear one of Tony Harrison's stratagems.
Right, let us hear one of Tony Harrison's stratagems.
Right, then. You girls ready for something pretty dark?
Right, then. You girls ready for something pretty dark?
Right, where were we?
Right, where were we?
Right.
Right.
Right. Well, we got a boat to catch so we'd better get a wriggle on.
Right. Well, we got a boat to catch so we'd better get a wriggle on.
Roger Daltrey doesn't hoover for no one, he's his own man.
Roger Daltrey doesn't hoover for no one, he's his own man.
Roll up, roll up. Everyone's a winner. The coconut shie.
Roll up, roll up. Everyone's a winner. The coconut shie.
RUDI: What's happening?
RUDI: What's happening?
Run for your lives.
Run for your lives.
Run!
Run!
Saboo, you slag!
Saboo, you slag!
SABOO: Crunch time.
SABOO: Crunch time.
Sandstorm! Sandstorm!
Sandstorm! Sandstorm!
Sandstorm! Sandstorm! Storm of sand. Sandstorm.
Sandstorm! Sandstorm! Storm of sand. Sandstorm.
Saturn, Jupiter, Pluto,
Saturn, Jupiter, Pluto,
Say you don't because you're playing hard to get,
Say you don't because you're playing hard to get,
Security to aisle seven, please
Security to aisle seven, please
See this pocket? That's for your library cards
See this pocket? That's for your library cards
See this pouch? Loose change, in case you've got any fines.
See this pouch? Loose change, in case you've got any fines.
See where that goes, this, that, the other.
See where that goes, this, that, the other.
See you later.
See you later.
See you later.
See you later.
See you, Harold.
See you, Harold.
See you, then.
See you, then.
See. I'm a big 'un.
See. I'm a big 'un.
Seen this?
Seen this?
Send me post card
Send me post card
Serge, you getting all this?
Serge, you getting all this?
Shall we go and have a look?
Shall we go and have a look?
She has visions and she drinks her own urine.
She has visions and she drinks her own urine.
She should meet my friend Rudi. They get on like a house on fire.
She should meet my friend Rudi. They get on like a house on fire.
She smells of peanuts. We leave her alone.
She smells of peanuts. We leave her alone.
She wants to get Precious involved.
She wants to get Precious involved.
She was giving me quite a bit of attention in there.
She was giving me quite a bit of attention in there.
She'd listen to me. I could just talk to her.
She'd listen to me. I could just talk to her.
She's a corker, isn't she?
She's a corker, isn't she?
She's the evilest demon known to man. She's got five stars.
She's the evilest demon known to man. She's got five stars.
Shish, bang, boom, bally, bally, boo, boo...
Shish, bang, boom, bally, bally, boo, boo...
Shit
Shit
Shit, I've got to pick up the kids.
Shit, I've got to pick up the kids.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit.
Shit.
Shut it, Milky, now.
Shut it, Milky, now.
Shut it!
Shut it!
Shut it.
Shut it.
Shut up, walnut face.
Shut up, walnut face.
Shut up. You do not understand what is going on here.
Shut up. You do not understand what is going on here.
Silence in the court.
Silence in the court.
Silence!
Silence!
Silence!
Silence!
Silence.
Silence.
Simply blow this horn and I shall repay your kindness. Bye.
Simply blow this horn and I shall repay your kindness. Bye.
Slave! Water! Now!
Slave! Water! Now!
Slightly different.
Slightly different.
Slightly root boosted framing a cheeky fringe.
Slightly root boosted framing a cheeky fringe.
Sneaking around in the dark like some kind of pervert.
Sneaking around in the dark like some kind of pervert.
So are you really a sorcerer, then?
So are you really a sorcerer, then?
So I let him live down here with me in this cave.
So I let him live down here with me in this cave.
So I'm freed up. What time are the girls coming?
So I'm freed up. What time are the girls coming?
So we thought we'd take a break from the music scene and head out here.
So we thought we'd take a break from the music scene and head out here.
So what are we going to tell Ruby, then?
So what are we going to tell Ruby, then?
So you ladies are welcome to come back to our hut later on
So you ladies are welcome to come back to our hut later on
So, I was just wondering, you haven't got any magic spells
So, I was just wondering, you haven't got any magic spells
Some of us learn from the errors of our ways,
Some of us learn from the errors of our ways,
Some say he's a ghost. Can't catch what don't exist.
Some say he's a ghost. Can't catch what don't exist.
Some say he's acquired the taste of human meat.
Some say he's acquired the taste of human meat.
Some say Old Gregg is like a big fishfinger,
Some say Old Gregg is like a big fishfinger,
Someone slept with my wife.
Someone slept with my wife.
Someone stole the amulet last night while I was asleep.
Someone stole the amulet last night while I was asleep.
Someone who died for what he believed in.
Someone who died for what he believed in.
Something evil.
Something evil.
Something that goes by the name of Old Gregg.
Something that goes by the name of Old Gregg.
Sometimes I wish I could marry my pig and dress him up and ride him around the town
Sometimes I wish I could marry my pig and dress him up and ride him around the town
Sometimes I wonder at the team I have assembled here.
Sometimes I wonder at the team I have assembled here.
Sorry about all this, Naboo.
Sorry about all this, Naboo.
Sorry Bollo..
Sorry Bollo..
Sorry you had to see that, Milky Joe.
Sorry you had to see that, Milky Joe.
Sorry, what were you saying?
Sorry, what were you saying?
Sorry, what you doing? I think you'll find that's on my side.
Sorry, what you doing? I think you'll find that's on my side.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. Had a little chat and it's a no
Sorry. Had a little chat and it's a no
Sounds like a riot.
Sounds like a riot.
Spider Dijon, for the first time in your life
Spider Dijon, for the first time in your life
Spider, is there no one you have not slept with?
Spider, is there no one you have not slept with?
SPIDER: Ladies! Ladies!
SPIDER: Ladies! Ladies!
SPIDER: Look at him go.
SPIDER: Look at him go.
SPIDER: You like porn? WOMAN: Very much.
SPIDER: You like porn? WOMAN: Very much.
Spider.
Spider.
Stop with that talk. We've turned over a new leaf.
Stop with that talk. We've turned over a new leaf.
Such legs.
Such legs.
Suddenly, he passed out.
Suddenly, he passed out.
Take a look at my yearly planner.
Take a look at my yearly planner.
Take care, my good friend Vince.
Take care, my good friend Vince.
Take me through every mode of transportation
Take me through every mode of transportation
Take notes and then we can do a Question & Answer session in the interval.
Take notes and then we can do a Question & Answer session in the interval.
Take this. It is a sacred amulet.
Take this. It is a sacred amulet.
Teacher training colleges, village fetes, that sort of thing.
Teacher training colleges, village fetes, that sort of thing.
Tell you what, this Edgar Winter sun cream, it's incredible.
Tell you what, this Edgar Winter sun cream, it's incredible.
Tell you, this Factor 3000 is genius.
Tell you, this Factor 3000 is genius.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks, NME. It's useless to us on a desert island though, isn't it?
Thanks, NME. It's useless to us on a desert island though, isn't it?
Thanks.
Thanks.
That does it. You shall die
That does it. You shall die
That has cursed our tribe for hundreds of tens of years.
That has cursed our tribe for hundreds of tens of years.
That hurt, you bumbaclot.
That hurt, you bumbaclot.
That if you lose the book, your powers will be suspended.
That if you lose the book, your powers will be suspended.
That is cool.
That is cool.
That is exactly the kind of rebellious attitude
That is exactly the kind of rebellious attitude
That is not the sound we're searching for, my friend.
That is not the sound we're searching for, my friend.
That is pornography with bongos.
That is pornography with bongos.
That is the list of my best friends in order.
That is the list of my best friends in order.
That looks like coconut milk to me.
That looks like coconut milk to me.
That sounds electric, but we'll take a rain check.
That sounds electric, but we'll take a rain check.
That sounds great. We could do that tomorrow.
That sounds great. We could do that tomorrow.
That was a great idea
That was a great idea
That was a misunderstanding, I was naked, it was dark,
That was a misunderstanding, I was naked, it was dark,
That was a nice story, Gregg.
That was a nice story, Gregg.
That was brilliant.
That was brilliant.
That was Chinque. He was my friend. As children we played together in forest.
That was Chinque. He was my friend. As children we played together in forest.
That was july the second, 1 9 79.
That was july the second, 1 9 79.
That was more of just an exposure.
That was more of just an exposure.
That was our first date, hm?
That was our first date, hm?
That was our last chance, Vince.
That was our last chance, Vince.
That was the worst gig in the history of music.
That was the worst gig in the history of music.
That wasn't really a time, was it, Gregg?
That wasn't really a time, was it, Gregg?
That we cannot tolerate here at the Coconut Lodge, Vince.
That we cannot tolerate here at the Coconut Lodge, Vince.
That you don't know about. I span the genres, Vince. They call me the Genre Spanner.
That you don't know about. I span the genres, Vince. They call me the Genre Spanner.
That you take my sweet hand in marriage.
That you take my sweet hand in marriage.
That's enough music for tonight.
That's enough music for tonight.
That's enough now, Milky.
That's enough now, Milky.
That's Howard's hat.
That's Howard's hat.
That's it, come on.
That's it, come on.
That's just the beginning. I plan to sand you down to a pulp, cowboy
That's just the beginning. I plan to sand you down to a pulp, cowboy
That's Milky Joe in a wig
That's Milky Joe in a wig
That's not a bad idea.
That's not a bad idea.
That's not disguising the size of your head, you know.
That's not disguising the size of your head, you know.
That's not fishing, that's just thinking about stuff.
That's not fishing, that's just thinking about stuff.
That's not strictly true, they did have some bad times.
That's not strictly true, they did have some bad times.
That's not the reason, jerk off.
That's not the reason, jerk off.
That's Old Gregg's vagina.
That's Old Gregg's vagina.
That's one of mine.
That's one of mine.
That's right, crack open a fresh Baileys. I'm Old Gregg.
That's right, crack open a fresh Baileys. I'm Old Gregg.
That's right, I'm a unique thinker.
That's right, I'm a unique thinker.
That's right, love games, Gregg.
That's right, love games, Gregg.
That's why I've made you the tweed version. I call it the library suit.
That's why I've made you the tweed version. I call it the library suit.
The age I lost my virginity, number 4 3.
The age I lost my virginity, number 4 3.
The amulet, it's come back at last!
The amulet, it's come back at last!
The backstage pass test.
The backstage pass test.
The best for you can be is a full moon...
The best for you can be is a full moon...
The best time to go out on Black Lake is right now.
The best time to go out on Black Lake is right now.
The boat's tied outside on the jetty. Listen, I've got to go, the wife's here.
The boat's tied outside on the jetty. Listen, I've got to go, the wife's here.
The brown bear, obviously, three months. You can have a look at your notes on that one.
The brown bear, obviously, three months. You can have a look at your notes on that one.
The chocolate's a bit weird, though.
The chocolate's a bit weird, though.
The crowd was going wild, Naboo.
The crowd was going wild, Naboo.
The crunch this, the crunch that. Why are you so obsessed with the crunch?
The crunch this, the crunch that. Why are you so obsessed with the crunch?
The crunch? How dare you speak to me of the crunch?
The crunch? How dare you speak to me of the crunch?
The day the funk died.
The day the funk died.
The erosion of the sand, he's in your very face.
The erosion of the sand, he's in your very face.
The funky inuit?
The funky inuit?
The ghost is in the way.
The ghost is in the way.
The idea is you play and then you scram, but, oh no, you wouldn't listen, would you?
The idea is you play and then you scram, but, oh no, you wouldn't listen, would you?
The Internet's a powerful took these days.
The Internet's a powerful took these days.
The Internet's a powerful took these days.
The Internet's a powerful took these days.
The Jacobean ruff's back in. I knew it. Genius!
The Jacobean ruff's back in. I knew it. Genius!
The magic H2O comes cascading out of this showerhead.
The magic H2O comes cascading out of this showerhead.
The main moon.
The main moon.
The moon big inside the tube.
The moon big inside the tube.
The New Sound.
The New Sound.
The next time you see that pig or have a peanut sandwich,
The next time you see that pig or have a peanut sandwich,
The reason why I'm angry is that many years ago
The reason why I'm angry is that many years ago
The situation's getting desperate now. We have to play by a different set of rules.
The situation's getting desperate now. We have to play by a different set of rules.
The teacher said mine was the best one.
The teacher said mine was the best one.
The thing I like about jazz was the movement from bebop to modal jazz in the late '50s,
The thing I like about jazz was the movement from bebop to modal jazz in the late '50s,
The thing is about owl beaks is they can restore man's fire, if you get my drift..
The thing is about owl beaks is they can restore man's fire, if you get my drift..
The thing is, I got drunk, I kind of told them I was a warlock.
The thing is, I got drunk, I kind of told them I was a warlock.
The thing is, Vince, you and I, we move in different circles now.
The thing is, Vince, you and I, we move in different circles now.
The thing you don't understand about fishing, Vince, right...
The thing you don't understand about fishing, Vince, right...
The town is under a curse from the evil bandit Betamax and he is coming now
The town is under a curse from the evil bandit Betamax and he is coming now
The town was attacked by an evil bandit, Betamax.
The town was attacked by an evil bandit, Betamax.
The women who inspired me and whom I inspired and whom I'll never see again
The women who inspired me and whom I inspired and whom I'll never see again
The zip broke.
The zip broke.
Then they'll welcome us back.
Then they'll welcome us back.
Then why did she come home from work one day, to find you with your guitar?
Then why did she come home from work one day, to find you with your guitar?
There is a secret way out of the village through this barn. Save yourself.
There is a secret way out of the village through this barn. Save yourself.
There is no time. Quick, go.
There is no time. Quick, go.
There it is!
There it is!
There was a time when we used to play together and that was enough.
There was a time when we used to play together and that was enough.
There was just one small thing.
There was just one small thing.
There was one or two people at the gig
There was one or two people at the gig
There you go, Nicky Clarke hottest you can get!
There you go, Nicky Clarke hottest you can get!
There, it is decided. I love the Chosen One most.
There, it is decided. I love the Chosen One most.
There'll be blood on the streets, there'll be fire in the sky.
There'll be blood on the streets, there'll be fire in the sky.
There'll be no Flirtinis here.
There'll be no Flirtinis here.
There's 500 people out there.
There's 500 people out there.
There's a simple truth to me. I don't have to adorn myself in trinkets.
There's a simple truth to me. I don't have to adorn myself in trinkets.
There's no food on this island, Howard.
There's no food on this island, Howard.
There's no mistaking this. This is the work of Old Gregg.
There's no mistaking this. This is the work of Old Gregg.
There's nothing funny about my legs.
There's nothing funny about my legs.
There's nothing I more like to do than to drum, drink tequila,
There's nothing I more like to do than to drum, drink tequila,
There's nothing to you. You're just violence in a tool belt
There's nothing to you. You're just violence in a tool belt
There's photographs in there, that are eternally relevant to our life and times, Vince.
There's photographs in there, that are eternally relevant to our life and times, Vince.
There's something for you. That's more your style, isn't it?
There's something for you. That's more your style, isn't it?
These are Goth girls, yeah? They don't like jokes, they don't even smile, yeah?
These are Goth girls, yeah? They don't like jokes, they don't even smile, yeah?
These things are amazing. They taste exactly like Bountys.
These things are amazing. They taste exactly like Bountys.
These two guys I live with, they tried to use the book to impress these girls.
These two guys I live with, they tried to use the book to impress these girls.
They are selfish men. What goes around comes around.
They are selfish men. What goes around comes around.
They call you the Spanner.
They call you the Spanner.
They could go clubbing and if they get hungry, they'd double up as a snack.
They could go clubbing and if they get hungry, they'd double up as a snack.
They could have done that with anything beach ball, peg, magnet.. Little drawing of some chicken..
They could have done that with anything beach ball, peg, magnet.. Little drawing of some chicken..
They could've been talking about the soundman.
They could've been talking about the soundman.
They have defeated the Betamax Bandit.
They have defeated the Betamax Bandit.
They improvise all that, you know, Vince.
They improvise all that, you know, Vince.
They know what we're about now. Dark news travels fast.
They know what we're about now. Dark news travels fast.
They were best mates. They used to go shopping together.
They were best mates. They used to go shopping together.
They were off in a shot, I didn't see Roger Daltrey in no flipping apron.
They were off in a shot, I didn't see Roger Daltrey in no flipping apron.
They were talking about me and you know it. ''Who's that? Your science teacher?''
They were talking about me and you know it. ''Who's that? Your science teacher?''
They weren't ready for what we were trying to do, Vince.
They weren't ready for what we were trying to do, Vince.
They're called spawn, which then become tadpoles... dormant... hibernation...
They're called spawn, which then become tadpoles... dormant... hibernation...
They're gaining on us!
They're gaining on us!
They're not going to get you on the cover of NME though, are they?
They're not going to get you on the cover of NME though, are they?
They've taken the amulet. We've got to go and find them.
They've taken the amulet. We've got to go and find them.
Think of me.
Think of me.
Thinking of knocking up a conservatory this afternoon.
Thinking of knocking up a conservatory this afternoon.
This is a place free of those distractions.
This is a place free of those distractions.
This is all me.
This is all me.
This is an outrage!
This is an outrage!
This is beige magic. It's more your level.
This is beige magic. It's more your level.
This is embarrassing.
This is embarrassing.
This is going nowhere, okay? I'm bringing the moustache back.
This is going nowhere, okay? I'm bringing the moustache back.
This is him.
This is him.
This is liquid music, it will turn you into musical geniuses.
This is liquid music, it will turn you into musical geniuses.
This is Milky Joe and the Coconuts.
This is Milky Joe and the Coconuts.
This is Nanageddon.
This is Nanageddon.
This is not a dress.
This is not a dress.
This is not a dress. This is a sacred robe of the Psychedelic Monks
This is not a dress. This is a sacred robe of the Psychedelic Monks
This is our big break.
This is our big break.
This is perfect.
This is perfect.
This is rubbish.
This is rubbish.
This is Spotlight for Demons. They're all in here.
This is Spotlight for Demons. They're all in here.
This is the last time you ever raise your guitar to me.
This is the last time you ever raise your guitar to me.
This is useless, I'm going to have to sort this out myself.
This is useless, I'm going to have to sort this out myself.
This is Vince, this is Ruby.
This is Vince, this is Ruby.
This place could be good for us, you know.
This place could be good for us, you know.
This place is bullshit. Where are the bars and the women?
This place is bullshit. Where are the bars and the women?
This shouldn't be happening. Oh!
This shouldn't be happening. Oh!
This, my friend, is something that's going to put us back on the musical map.
This, my friend, is something that's going to put us back on the musical map.
Thought it might be fun. Don't worry about it.
Thought it might be fun. Don't worry about it.
Throwing shapes left, right and centre. Never seen its equal.
Throwing shapes left, right and centre. Never seen its equal.
Time is an incredible subject for an artist, Vince, you know.
Time is an incredible subject for an artist, Vince, you know.
Time, eroding my sanity.
Time, eroding my sanity.
To a place far, far away.
To a place far, far away.
To only use my power for a noble cause.
To only use my power for a noble cause.
To see which one would land first. And, do you know, on the moon's surface, they land at exactly the same time!
To see which one would land first. And, do you know, on the moon's surface, they land at exactly the same time!
To the world of The Mighty Boosh!
To the world of The Mighty Boosh!
Too ripe? It was like a supply teacher at a drum and bass convention.
Too ripe? It was like a supply teacher at a drum and bass convention.
Topgoth.
Topgoth.
Travel the world in a band. We'd become famous. We'd be the family funk.
Travel the world in a band. We'd become famous. We'd be the family funk.
Tweezers, matches, twine, geological hammer. What have you got?
Tweezers, matches, twine, geological hammer. What have you got?
Two bhunas with garlic naan.
Two bhunas with garlic naan.
Two bloody stumps, number 1 1 .
Two bloody stumps, number 1 1 .
Two maggot bhunas.
Two maggot bhunas.
Two maggot ciders.
Two maggot ciders.
Two minutes, whatever.
Two minutes, whatever.
Two months later, he was world famous with his band Parliament
Two months later, he was world famous with his band Parliament
Two weeks later, I found the funk in bed with a conger eel.
Two weeks later, I found the funk in bed with a conger eel.
Typical of you to waste your time on these baubles.
Typical of you to waste your time on these baubles.
Uh, I came back. She must have fallen over. I don't know
Uh, I came back. She must have fallen over. I don't know
Uh.. no Jack, I'm sorry.. I mean I'm a liberal guy, but I will draw the line there, I'm afraid.
Uh.. no Jack, I'm sorry.. I mean I'm a liberal guy, but I will draw the line there, I'm afraid.
Uh.. no Jack.. I think you've got the wrong end of the stick there. Hahaha..
Uh.. no Jack.. I think you've got the wrong end of the stick there. Hahaha..
Um, can I have a word?
Um, can I have a word?
Umm...
Umm...
Underneath the Christmas tree.
Underneath the Christmas tree.
Unless, perhaps, you are not the Chosen One.
Unless, perhaps, you are not the Chosen One.
US of A. Stateside. We got a slot on the Pie Face Showcase.
US of A. Stateside. We got a slot on the Pie Face Showcase.
Usually old, weather beaten types like yourself..
Usually old, weather beaten types like yourself..
Uuh, mister, I was wondering if you'd care to join me for a drink and possibly a smoke on the porch?
Uuh, mister, I was wondering if you'd care to join me for a drink and possibly a smoke on the porch?
Uuuh.. mirrors! They're scared of their own reflection! If only we had a mirror..
Uuuh.. mirrors! They're scared of their own reflection! If only we had a mirror..
Very close.
Very close.
Very good.
Very good.
Very pleased to meet you. Howard Moon. Don't get up.
Very pleased to meet you. Howard Moon. Don't get up.
Very well, cupcake.
Very well, cupcake.
Very well, I will go with Kirk.
Very well, I will go with Kirk.
Very well, sire. But if, when it comes to the crunch, he lets me down,
Very well, sire. But if, when it comes to the crunch, he lets me down,
Vince is Icelandic for hook, you know.
Vince is Icelandic for hook, you know.
Vince Noir finds Yeti! Hahaha cool!
Vince Noir finds Yeti! Hahaha cool!
Vince, I'd love to help you but I'm banned by shamanic law
Vince, I'd love to help you but I'm banned by shamanic law
Vince, I'm not sure about this.
Vince, I'm not sure about this.
Vince, is that her?
Vince, is that her?
Vince, there's more important things than your reflection to worry about now.
Vince, there's more important things than your reflection to worry about now.
Vince, we do not need the words of reviewers to tell us what we're about.
Vince, we do not need the words of reviewers to tell us what we're about.
Vince, you ready?
Vince, you ready?
Vince, you've gone wrong.
Vince, you've gone wrong.
Vince, you've got to be more economical, like me.
Vince, you've got to be more economical, like me.
VINCE: Maybe a perm would look good. I mean a loose one, obviously.
VINCE: Maybe a perm would look good. I mean a loose one, obviously.
VINCE: Yeah, so basically, I backcomb it. I rarely wash it.
VINCE: Yeah, so basically, I backcomb it. I rarely wash it.
Vince.
Vince.
Vince.
Vince.
Wait for me!
Wait for me!
Wander about in a raggedy sort of Hawaiian shirt, looking like Kris Kristofferson?
Wander about in a raggedy sort of Hawaiian shirt, looking like Kris Kristofferson?
Wash his balls.
Wash his balls.
Watch this. Come on.
Watch this. Come on.
Water playing off your seaweed.
Water playing off your seaweed.
We are already under investigation by the musicologists.
We are already under investigation by the musicologists.
We asked the moon, I didn't know he was an alabaster retard, did I?
We asked the moon, I didn't know he was an alabaster retard, did I?
We can all go as tourists. ''Oh, that's a bit of crunch....''
We can all go as tourists. ''Oh, that's a bit of crunch....''
We can get out of this cave forever?
We can get out of this cave forever?
We could do some watercolours together. You and I.
We could do some watercolours together. You and I.
We could take the funk, make ourselves some tasty shakes.
We could take the funk, make ourselves some tasty shakes.
We don't often get a little cute, nubile princess like that around here.
We don't often get a little cute, nubile princess like that around here.
We fetch it back...in a bag,
We fetch it back...in a bag,
We got a great act for you tonight. You're going to love them. I love them.
We got a great act for you tonight. You're going to love them. I love them.
We got Baileys, creamy, and everything we need.
We got Baileys, creamy, and everything we need.
We got him into this and we're going to get him out of it.
We got him into this and we're going to get him out of it.
We have been through too much.
We have been through too much.
We have reached a verdict.
We have reached a verdict.
We have searched all over this world, Spider, to find a new sound.
We have searched all over this world, Spider, to find a new sound.
We love you, Naboo. I don't know if we mentioned that.
We love you, Naboo. I don't know if we mentioned that.
We might be able to get it high enough to be seen by the boat.
We might be able to get it high enough to be seen by the boat.
We must all turn our backs upon you.
We must all turn our backs upon you.
We retrieve that book,
We retrieve that book,
We shall enjoy a full range of lentil based dishes and listen to folk music every night.
We shall enjoy a full range of lentil based dishes and listen to folk music every night.
We shall stay and fight the evil that is Betamax.
We shall stay and fight the evil that is Betamax.
We will tape over him with the snooker
We will tape over him with the snooker
We're getting away from all that, Vince. Getting away from the noise of the city.
We're getting away from all that, Vince. Getting away from the noise of the city.
We're getting closer. It's not too far now.
We're getting closer. It's not too far now.
We're going to bring it back and we're going to restore Naboo's powers.
We're going to bring it back and we're going to restore Naboo's powers.
We're going to die in the most horrific way known to man.
We're going to die in the most horrific way known to man.
We're going to have to reverse the spell. Where's the book?
We're going to have to reverse the spell. Where's the book?
We're going to track down that old woman, we're going to find that book,
We're going to track down that old woman, we're going to find that book,
We're gonna have some punch and head off down the beach. See what happens
We're gonna have some punch and head off down the beach. See what happens
We're gonna have to go all the way round now 'cause it's a one way deal.
We're gonna have to go all the way round now 'cause it's a one way deal.
We're having a big calypso party on the beach.
We're having a big calypso party on the beach.
We're in a band. Who are you?
We're in a band. Who are you?
We've conquered the enemy of starvation, yes
We've conquered the enemy of starvation, yes
We've got a meeting with the head of Pie Face Records at 9:00 in the morning.
We've got a meeting with the head of Pie Face Records at 9:00 in the morning.
We've had a bit of a rethink and a revote and we've decided that we would like to
We've had a bit of a rethink and a revote and we've decided that we would like to
We've had some crazy times here, haven't we? See you.
We've had some crazy times here, haven't we? See you.
Wearing me down.
Wearing me down.
Welcome to the Pie Face Showcase. Whoa, I made a rhyme.
Welcome to the Pie Face Showcase. Whoa, I made a rhyme.
Well done, Ali Bongo. This is going well, isn't it?
Well done, Ali Bongo. This is going well, isn't it?
Well done, Naboo. You have defeated the evil cockney and averted great disaster.
Well done, Naboo. You have defeated the evil cockney and averted great disaster.
Well done. I knew it. You always have to spoil it, don't you?
Well done. I knew it. You always have to spoil it, don't you?
Well I'm a wildlife photographer by trade. Just building myself up a portfolio, sir..
Well I'm a wildlife photographer by trade. Just building myself up a portfolio, sir..
Well it's easy for you, isn't it? You haven't got any style.
Well it's easy for you, isn't it? You haven't got any style.
Well that's a shame, I guess you won't be needing a photo of the one and only, the legendary Yeti!
Well that's a shame, I guess you won't be needing a photo of the one and only, the legendary Yeti!
Well uh.. maybe I can help you with that.
Well uh.. maybe I can help you with that.
Well uh.. maybe I can help you with that.
Well uh.. maybe I can help you with that.
Well uh.. what are you doing out here in these parts, then?
Well uh.. what are you doing out here in these parts, then?
Well, at least I'm not whingeing on about all the women's faces
Well, at least I'm not whingeing on about all the women's faces
Well, can he do this?
Well, can he do this?
Well, do you want a hand held, full length, make up mirror, this one's good for close ups.
Well, do you want a hand held, full length, make up mirror, this one's good for close ups.
Well, don't worry.
Well, don't worry.
Well, I am quite thirsty.
Well, I am quite thirsty.
Well, I don't know what it was either, but I saw the crowd.
Well, I don't know what it was either, but I saw the crowd.
Well, I don't love you. And to be honest, you're starting to get on my nerves a bit now.
Well, I don't love you. And to be honest, you're starting to get on my nerves a bit now.
Well, I shouldn't really tell you this, but I came with a friend, you know,
Well, I shouldn't really tell you this, but I came with a friend, you know,
Well, I wouldn't want to be part of your stupid Coconut Lodge anyway.
Well, I wouldn't want to be part of your stupid Coconut Lodge anyway.
Well, I'll let the boys explain that in the form of a song.
Well, I'll let the boys explain that in the form of a song.
Well, I'm very pleased for you.
Well, I'm very pleased for you.
Well, is it because you have eight....
Well, is it because you have eight....
Well, is this the way out?
Well, is this the way out?
Well, it does double up as a mirror.
Well, it does double up as a mirror.
Well, it would have grown out. It was a bit of an overreaction.
Well, it would have grown out. It was a bit of an overreaction.
Well, it's early days yet, yeah? We'll see.
Well, it's early days yet, yeah? We'll see.
Well, maybe I can help you. I got the funk.
Well, maybe I can help you. I got the funk.
Well, maybe I shall go back to my town,
Well, maybe I shall go back to my town,
Well, maybe I should wear that amulet for a little bit, yeah?
Well, maybe I should wear that amulet for a little bit, yeah?
Well, maybe I've got something you want and maybe you've got something I want.
Well, maybe I've got something you want and maybe you've got something I want.
Well, maybe one day Daltrey will do the hoovering.
Well, maybe one day Daltrey will do the hoovering.
Well, Milky Joe will be getting his fossils out by now, won't he?
Well, Milky Joe will be getting his fossils out by now, won't he?
Well, perhaps I could grant you an extra 24 hours.
Well, perhaps I could grant you an extra 24 hours.
Well, right off the bat, I'd say style.
Well, right off the bat, I'd say style.
Well, so that future generations will know what happened to us
Well, so that future generations will know what happened to us
Well, that sounds like great fun. Let's do it in the week then, Gregg.
Well, that sounds like great fun. Let's do it in the week then, Gregg.
Well, that's lucky, 'cause there's no words in this one.
Well, that's lucky, 'cause there's no words in this one.
Well, then how come this hook's in my head, fool?
Well, then how come this hook's in my head, fool?
Well, there'll be rescue boats and search parties within the hour.
Well, there'll be rescue boats and search parties within the hour.
Well, they've done it all up, haven't they? It's all Ikea now, boy.
Well, they've done it all up, haven't they? It's all Ikea now, boy.
Well, we hit a bit of a creative block there, back in London,
Well, we hit a bit of a creative block there, back in London,
Well, we were just doing a lecture on the wildness here, and you're welcome to sort of stick around and join us.
Well, we were just doing a lecture on the wildness here, and you're welcome to sort of stick around and join us.
Well, we're gonna finish our dinner and then maybe hit the beach, you know.
Well, we're gonna finish our dinner and then maybe hit the beach, you know.
Well, what's wrong with Vince exactly?
Well, what's wrong with Vince exactly?
Well, whatever. We're on a desert island now.
Well, whatever. We're on a desert island now.
Well, who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night?
Well, who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night?
Well, you don't own this place. Jeff does.
Well, you don't own this place. Jeff does.
Well, you get to know someone, you hang out, you...
Well, you get to know someone, you hang out, you...
Well, you know, I'll get in trouble, okay?
Well, you know, I'll get in trouble, okay?
Well, you know, I'm a busy man, Gregg.
Well, you know, I'm a busy man, Gregg.
Well, you know, what about some gloves?
Well, you know, what about some gloves?
Well, you may disagree,
Well, you may disagree,
Well, you've always been more mature than me, you know.
Well, you've always been more mature than me, you know.
Well, you've put on a nice spread, Gregg.
Well, you've put on a nice spread, Gregg.
Well.. I've had some pretty hairy moments myself, sir, yes sir.
Well.. I've had some pretty hairy moments myself, sir, yes sir.
What a berk
What a berk
What a party! You guys are amazing. DJ, come on, let's get it thumping!
What a party! You guys are amazing. DJ, come on, let's get it thumping!
What about me?
What about me?
What about this to travelling?
What about this to travelling?
What about this?
What about this?
What about you? You've got Milky Joe.
What about you? You've got Milky Joe.
What am I going to do, then? Can you help me out?
What am I going to do, then? Can you help me out?
What are we going to do, Howard? This is a disaster.
What are we going to do, Howard? This is a disaster.
What are we going to do?
What are we going to do?
What are we going to do? He's in a right state.
What are we going to do? He's in a right state.
What are you doing back? I thought you went to make your fortune?
What are you doing back? I thought you went to make your fortune?
What are you doing in here, anyway?
What are you doing in here, anyway?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? Look at your pupils. Are you on pills?
What are you doing? Look at your pupils. Are you on pills?
What are you going to do when we come to the crunch?
What are you going to do when we come to the crunch?
What are you trying to say to me?
What are you trying to say to me?
What are you, a kit?
What are you, a kit?
What brings you here?
What brings you here?
What did I tell you before, huh? What goes around comes around.
What did I tell you before, huh? What goes around comes around.
What did it mean to you to see that?
What did it mean to you to see that?
What did you say, boy?
What did you say, boy?
What do you know about that, Mr City balls?
What do you know about that, Mr City balls?
What do you mean by this?
What do you mean by this?
What do you mean by this?
What do you mean by this?
What do you mean, awful?
What do you mean, awful?
What do you mean, Bollo?
What do you mean, Bollo?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you use?
What do you use?
What do you want me to do? You're the one who killed her.
What do you want me to do? You're the one who killed her.
What do you want?
What do you want?
What does it look like, this new sound?
What does it look like, this new sound?
What for?
What for?
What have you got to offer? What are you bringing to the table, Vince?
What have you got to offer? What are you bringing to the table, Vince?
What if someone's photographing animals, yeah, and I'm the back of the shot?
What if someone's photographing animals, yeah, and I'm the back of the shot?
What out of? All the trees are on my side of the island.
What out of? All the trees are on my side of the island.
What the....
What the....
What will you do with him?
What will you do with him?
What women?
What women?
What you doing in my waters?
What you doing in my waters?
What you doing?
What you doing?
What you doing? Do you think she's never heard that joke before?
What you doing? Do you think she's never heard that joke before?
What you doing? It's the middle of the night.
What you doing? It's the middle of the night.
What you talking about?
What you talking about?
What, it's natural for him to go drumming around Europe with an electro band?
What, it's natural for him to go drumming around Europe with an electro band?
What, the trap of enjoying your life?
What, the trap of enjoying your life?
What, we missed the turning?
What, we missed the turning?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? And we can get out on dry land and get out of this place?
What? And we can get out on dry land and get out of this place?
What? Have I got a shit on my face?
What? Have I got a shit on my face?
What? No way. I'm out of here.
What? No way. I'm out of here.
What's a big old buffalo doing trying to make it in a band?
What's a big old buffalo doing trying to make it in a band?
What's going on in here?
What's going on in here?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's happened here?
What's happened here?
What's happening?
What's happening?
What's happening? Where's everyone going?
What's happening? Where's everyone going?
What's his secret? Oil of Ulay I bet.
What's his secret? Oil of Ulay I bet.
What's in that box?
What's in that box?
What's it go to do with you?
What's it go to do with you?
What's it got to do with making me happy, exactly?
What's it got to do with making me happy, exactly?
What's it like?
What's it like?
What's that got to do with anything? What are you doing?
What's that got to do with anything? What are you doing?
What's the matter? You ''shie''?
What's the matter? You ''shie''?
What's this for?
What's this for?
What's wrong with you? What's wrong with your eyes? You look weird, Howard.
What's wrong with you? What's wrong with your eyes? You look weird, Howard.
What's wrong, Howard? You scared?
What's wrong, Howard? You scared?
What's your beef?
What's your beef?
What's your name, boy boy?
What's your name, boy boy?
Whatever the percentage, he's one fishy bastard.
Whatever the percentage, he's one fishy bastard.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Whatever. Inside, I'm darker than you. Yeah? There's a dark poetry to me, yes, sir.
Whatever. Inside, I'm darker than you. Yeah? There's a dark poetry to me, yes, sir.
When does he come? Two days into the calendar month. He's useless.
When does he come? Two days into the calendar month. He's useless.
When Howard Moon disappears, it's front page news, sir
When Howard Moon disappears, it's front page news, sir
When I found out he killed his wife, I was not surprised.
When I found out he killed his wife, I was not surprised.
When I get that amulet and get to the Fountain of Youth, I'll rule the universe.
When I get that amulet and get to the Fountain of Youth, I'll rule the universe.
When I was young I had a pig.
When I was young I had a pig.
When me and Mrs Harrison go to Calais, it's a nightmare.
When me and Mrs Harrison go to Calais, it's a nightmare.
When Spider makes love, it is for a month and a half at a time.
When Spider makes love, it is for a month and a half at a time.
When the hoodoo trance takes me, that's the way I go.
When the hoodoo trance takes me, that's the way I go.
When the moon is full.
When the moon is full.
When we made love it was for 60 minutes, sometimes 1 80.
When we made love it was for 60 minutes, sometimes 1 80.
When will I ever see your face?
When will I ever see your face?
When you are the moon,
When you are the moon,
When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun.
When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun.
Whenever I hit a creative drought,
Whenever I hit a creative drought,
Where am I?
Where am I?
Where am I? What's happening?
Where am I? What's happening?
Where are we going to get those from? The local Dixons?
Where are we going to get those from? The local Dixons?
Where are we? What are we going to do?
Where are we? What are we going to do?
Where are you? Ha ha!
Where are you? Ha ha!
Where is she?
Where is she?
Where they go?
Where they go?
Where they made more of a use of the flat nine chord.
Where they made more of a use of the flat nine chord.
Where you going? Vince!
Where you going? Vince!
Where's Howard?
Where's Howard?
Where's my turban?
Where's my turban?
Where's that Resolve? I've got a blinder
Where's that Resolve? I've got a blinder
Where's your familiar?
Where's your familiar?
Wherein, the catching of a fish is unimportant.
Wherein, the catching of a fish is unimportant.
Whether I go this week or next week, what's the big deal?
Whether I go this week or next week, what's the big deal?
Which I could probably.... I could sing a little bit of it now if you're....
Which I could probably.... I could sing a little bit of it now if you're....
Which is populated exclusively by women desperate for a man.
Which is populated exclusively by women desperate for a man.
Who are you? Wesley Snipes?
Who are you? Wesley Snipes?
Who didn't quite get into the spirit of things, wasn't there?
Who didn't quite get into the spirit of things, wasn't there?
Who do you think cuts your hair, Einstein?
Who do you think cuts your hair, Einstein?
Who does he think he is?
Who does he think he is?
Who goes by boat anyway? It's not the 1 920s.
Who goes by boat anyway? It's not the 1 920s.
Who is this Betamax?
Who is this Betamax?
Who looks foolish now?
Who looks foolish now?
Who was that wanker?
Who was that wanker?
Who?
Who?
Who'd have thought of that?
Who'd have thought of that?
Who's that?
Who's that?
Why are you going? We got everything we need here.
Why are you going? We got everything we need here.
Why are you here?
Why are you here?
Why are you wasting your time? Making clothes that no one's ever going to see.
Why are you wasting your time? Making clothes that no one's ever going to see.
Why did you have to give him a haircut, Vince?
Why did you have to give him a haircut, Vince?
Why do you not join in the festivities?
Why do you not join in the festivities?
Why do you sit here alone? Why you not in the bar with your friend?
Why do you sit here alone? Why you not in the bar with your friend?
Why do you think her eyes started to go shopping for other men in the first place?
Why do you think her eyes started to go shopping for other men in the first place?
Why don't we eat this guy? He's made of eggs and sausages.
Why don't we eat this guy? He's made of eggs and sausages.
Why don't we record Spider Loving?
Why don't we record Spider Loving?
Why don't you head back to dry land and leave me some fish to catch.
Why don't you head back to dry land and leave me some fish to catch.
Why don't you stay a while?
Why don't you stay a while?
Why don't you stick around, little tequila,
Why don't you stick around, little tequila,
Why don't you stick around?
Why don't you stick around?
Why don't you take your notes and stick them up your anus, huh?
Why don't you take your notes and stick them up your anus, huh?
Why is he dressed in that stripy tea towel?
Why is he dressed in that stripy tea towel?
Why is that so funny? I am on a musical quest.
Why is that so funny? I am on a musical quest.
Why not?
Why not?
With a little bit more than a one foot reach.
With a little bit more than a one foot reach.
With an army of green bitches marching and destroying everything in their cockney wake.
With an army of green bitches marching and destroying everything in their cockney wake.
With me the amulet will be safe. I am your humble servant, Banoo.
With me the amulet will be safe. I am your humble servant, Banoo.
With the hat, maybe. Is that why you wear it? To give you a little boost?
With the hat, maybe. Is that why you wear it? To give you a little boost?
With the true existential crisis in the way that Camus did.
With the true existential crisis in the way that Camus did.
Without conversation, the mind withers, Vince.
Without conversation, the mind withers, Vince.
WOMAN: Oh, that is Monkey. She is strange.
WOMAN: Oh, that is Monkey. She is strange.
Won't respond to conventional bait.
Won't respond to conventional bait.
Woow, check these out! A true hunters cabin, eh?
Woow, check these out! A true hunters cabin, eh?
Work peripheries mainly, you know.
Work peripheries mainly, you know.
Would care to join me and Milky Joe this evening for a nightcap?
Would care to join me and Milky Joe this evening for a nightcap?
Wow, it look different, boss.
Wow, it look different, boss.
Wow, thanks a lot.
Wow, thanks a lot.
Wow, that is some pretty powerful hold.
Wow, that is some pretty powerful hold.
Writing the journal,
Writing the journal,
Yeah, but how are we going to find that old lady? She could be anywhere.
Yeah, but how are we going to find that old lady? She could be anywhere.
Yeah, but I could eat you and I could have a go at writing something.
Yeah, but I could eat you and I could have a go at writing something.
Yeah, but that was before.
Yeah, but that was before.
Yeah, don't tell anyone about that, will you?
Yeah, don't tell anyone about that, will you?
Yeah, he has access to Fountain of Youth.
Yeah, he has access to Fountain of Youth.
Yeah, I know you are. You've told me 89 times now.
Yeah, I know you are. You've told me 89 times now.
Yeah, I know, you're very funky, Gregg.
Yeah, I know, you're very funky, Gregg.
Yeah, I love fishing.
Yeah, I love fishing.
Yeah, I suppose.
Yeah, I suppose.
Yeah, I wanted to ask you about that. What exactly were you trying to do?
Yeah, I wanted to ask you about that. What exactly were you trying to do?
Yeah, I was just wondering if you both
Yeah, I was just wondering if you both
Yeah, I was just wondering why you were doing all this sort of stuff.
Yeah, I was just wondering why you were doing all this sort of stuff.
Yeah, I was out of my head that night sick in my turban. You were all over the shop.
Yeah, I was out of my head that night sick in my turban. You were all over the shop.
Yeah, I'm a multi instrumentalist.
Yeah, I'm a multi instrumentalist.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Yeah, I've been thinking about your offer, you know.
Yeah, I've been thinking about your offer, you know.
Yeah, I've heard all this sort of stuff before, thank you.
Yeah, I've heard all this sort of stuff before, thank you.
Yeah, I've still got the magic.
Yeah, I've still got the magic.
Yeah, it didn't quite work out like that, did it?
Yeah, it didn't quite work out like that, did it?
Yeah, it's just a joke. It's the wrong book.
Yeah, it's just a joke. It's the wrong book.
Yeah, maybe later.
Yeah, maybe later.
Yeah, Naboo, you might want to start backing your stuff up.
Yeah, Naboo, you might want to start backing your stuff up.
Yeah, not Goth girls, though.
Yeah, not Goth girls, though.
Yeah, oh, you know Rudi, wandering around like a huge purple lollipop.
Yeah, oh, you know Rudi, wandering around like a huge purple lollipop.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right. You didn't quite realise who you were messing with, did you?
Yeah, right. You didn't quite realise who you were messing with, did you?
Yeah, she is.
Yeah, she is.
Yeah, sure, what you do is, you go down there and....
Yeah, sure, what you do is, you go down there and....
Yeah, that was some of the best hairspray work I've seen in a long time, sir.
Yeah, that was some of the best hairspray work I've seen in a long time, sir.
Yeah, that's her. I was getting quite a good vibe off her, actually.
Yeah, that's her. I was getting quite a good vibe off her, actually.
Yeah, the thing is, these are Goth girls, so there might be a bit of a problem.
Yeah, the thing is, these are Goth girls, so there might be a bit of a problem.
Yeah, the way you got that book back was amazing.
Yeah, the way you got that book back was amazing.
Yeah, well I knew you would be, which is why, if you turn to page three of your itineraries,
Yeah, well I knew you would be, which is why, if you turn to page three of your itineraries,
Yeah, well, anyone can catch a fish, Vince.
Yeah, well, anyone can catch a fish, Vince.
Yeah, well, give me some.
Yeah, well, give me some.
Yeah, well, I'm carving it into some wood with tweezers. Hmm?
Yeah, well, I'm carving it into some wood with tweezers. Hmm?
Yeah, well, that's an infringement of people's liberties
Yeah, well, that's an infringement of people's liberties
Yeah, well, the Global Explorer never goes out a date.
Yeah, well, the Global Explorer never goes out a date.
Yeah, whatever..
Yeah, whatever..
Yeah, you can blag all that internal stuff. I'm talking about the look, you know.
Yeah, you can blag all that internal stuff. I'm talking about the look, you know.
Yeah, you've always got a bad feeling, haven't you?
Yeah, you've always got a bad feeling, haven't you?
Yeah, you've read all the books, but when it comes to the crunch, where are you?
Yeah, you've read all the books, but when it comes to the crunch, where are you?
Yeah! The tie is a multipurpose accessory. You know, belt, schoolboy, Rambo.
Yeah! The tie is a multipurpose accessory. You know, belt, schoolboy, Rambo.
Yeah? Big deal! See that? Straighteners, Nicky Clarke. Hottest you can get. Fell asleep on them while I was pissed.
Yeah? Big deal! See that? Straighteners, Nicky Clarke. Hottest you can get. Fell asleep on them while I was pissed.
Yeah? I've got a travelcard.
Yeah? I've got a travelcard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Got naked.
Yeah. Got naked.
Yeah. I didn't ask to see that, did I?
Yeah. I didn't ask to see that, did I?
Yeah. My legs are my best feature. I've been told they're slim and youthful.
Yeah. My legs are my best feature. I've been told they're slim and youthful.
Yeah. Oh, look, if it isn't Rudi the Prudy.
Yeah. Oh, look, if it isn't Rudi the Prudy.
Yeah. Right, use it sparingly, yeah?
Yeah. Right, use it sparingly, yeah?
Yep.
Yep.
Yes, good, Zantar. There'll be snacks for you later.
Yes, good, Zantar. There'll be snacks for you later.
Yes, it is, if he puts his balls inside it and strums himself to ecstasy.
Yes, it is, if he puts his balls inside it and strums himself to ecstasy.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. That's the way I move.
Yes, sir. That's the way I move.
Yes, with his eyes,
Yes, with his eyes,
Yes, you can.
Yes, you can.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes. We all know about this, don't we?
Yes. We all know about this, don't we?
Yes. Where?
Yes. Where?
You already know Ruby. And this is Precious Lilywhite.
You already know Ruby. And this is Precious Lilywhite.
You always trying to mould me into the shape of something. I'm not that shape.
You always trying to mould me into the shape of something. I'm not that shape.
You and your lady friend can have a special time together.
You and your lady friend can have a special time together.
You are a disgrace, Tony.
You are a disgrace, Tony.
You are a knob.
You are a knob.
You are a powerful man with slim handsome legs
You are a powerful man with slim handsome legs
You are hereby charged with the murder of Precious Lilywhite.
You are hereby charged with the murder of Precious Lilywhite.
You are joking, aren't you? We're going to a cabin in the woods.
You are joking, aren't you? We're going to a cabin in the woods.
You are not like other men.
You are not like other men.
You are obsolete but that is no reason to take revenge on these innocent people.
You are obsolete but that is no reason to take revenge on these innocent people.
You are truly wise, Naboo.
You are truly wise, Naboo.
You beast. You drummers are all alike.
You beast. You drummers are all alike.
You bet your life. Do you accept?
You bet your life. Do you accept?
You can only find The New Sound at the end of a long journey.
You can only find The New Sound at the end of a long journey.
You can really breathe new life into an outfit.
You can really breathe new life into an outfit.
You can really breathe new life into an outfit.
You can really breathe new life into an outfit.
You can't escape Time.
You can't escape Time.
You can't kill Time.
You can't kill Time.
You can't spell.
You can't spell.
You cannot make milk into cheese.
You cannot make milk into cheese.
You cannot put all of the blame on top of her head.
You cannot put all of the blame on top of her head.
You did clear that with Naboo, didn't you, Bollo?
You did clear that with Naboo, didn't you, Bollo?
You did things wrong, you stole other people's music.
You did things wrong, you stole other people's music.
You don't accessorise. There's a simple truth to you.
You don't accessorise. There's a simple truth to you.
You don't have the amulet.
You don't have the amulet.
You don't know me. You don't know what I got.
You don't know me. You don't know what I got.
You don't look happy, Howard.
You don't look happy, Howard.
You don't seem very concerned about our plight.
You don't seem very concerned about our plight.
You ever been to a tea party with a herd of rhino? Well, I HAVE! And it ain't purdy!
You ever been to a tea party with a herd of rhino? Well, I HAVE! And it ain't purdy!
You ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?
You ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?
You expect me to believe this?
You expect me to believe this?
You get a photograph of that, you'll be famous! On a cover of some fancy magazine!
You get a photograph of that, you'll be famous! On a cover of some fancy magazine!
You getting any readings, Bollo?
You getting any readings, Bollo?
You go all the way, it's like a launch pad. All the greats play Pie Face.
You go all the way, it's like a launch pad. All the greats play Pie Face.
You got to set the scene, spin the yarn. That's what fishing's about.
You got to set the scene, spin the yarn. That's what fishing's about.
You have been summoned before the Board of Shaman
You have been summoned before the Board of Shaman
You have lost the amulet. Our most valuable of jewels.
You have lost the amulet. Our most valuable of jewels.
You have made a noble gesture.
You have made a noble gesture.
You heard what they were saying, ''Why did you bring your dad on stage?''
You heard what they were saying, ''Why did you bring your dad on stage?''
You idiots, you're not supposed to drink it.
You idiots, you're not supposed to drink it.
You intellectuals, when you go, you really go.
You intellectuals, when you go, you really go.
You know me. What about the boat times?
You know me. What about the boat times?
You know nothing of the crunch, you've never even been to the crunch.
You know nothing of the crunch, you've never even been to the crunch.
You know very well I am talking about my ex wife.
You know very well I am talking about my ex wife.
You know what I think about?
You know what I think about?
You know what this means?
You know what this means?
You know what, Gregg, maybe I was being a bit hasty there when I said I didn't love you.
You know what, Gregg, maybe I was being a bit hasty there when I said I didn't love you.
You know why you haven't caught anything yet, don't you?
You know why you haven't caught anything yet, don't you?
You know, a little catch up.
You know, a little catch up.
You know, a town full of women, even you could get laid
You know, a town full of women, even you could get laid
You know, I've got things to do. Howard Moon, man about town.
You know, I've got things to do. Howard Moon, man about town.
You know, it was the '60s, you know, free love, we were young.
You know, it was the '60s, you know, free love, we were young.
You know, when I see a view like that I'm always aware of the terrifying insignificance of mankind
You know, when I see a view like that I'm always aware of the terrifying insignificance of mankind
You know, you got to get used to it. You've got to lose your city eyes and adapt.
You know, you got to get used to it. You've got to lose your city eyes and adapt.
You know. Yeah, it's just Vince. Won't be a minute
You know. Yeah, it's just Vince. Won't be a minute
You let the book of spells fall into the hands of the demon Nanatoo.
You let the book of spells fall into the hands of the demon Nanatoo.
You little posh cabinet.
You little posh cabinet.
You London types.
You London types.
You looked like a jazz dalek.
You looked like a jazz dalek.
You love me and you've seen me and you know me. I'm Old Gregg.
You love me and you've seen me and you know me. I'm Old Gregg.
You might be interested in having a look see, both of you
You might be interested in having a look see, both of you
You must have something to boost it up.
You must have something to boost it up.
You must have something up your silky sleeves.
You must have something up your silky sleeves.
You must leave this town. Betamax will kill you.
You must leave this town. Betamax will kill you.
You must love me exactly as I love you.
You must love me exactly as I love you.
You must take it away and hide it.
You must take it away and hide it.
You only dream of having legs like mine. Willowy and sleek like the antelope.
You only dream of having legs like mine. Willowy and sleek like the antelope.
You plum, Naboo, your powers have been revoked.
You plum, Naboo, your powers have been revoked.
You pulled me up with your strong arms.
You pulled me up with your strong arms.
You said it could be a B side.
You said it could be a B side.
You see this map right here? Leads directly to the creature's lair, out on Piney Ridge.
You see this map right here? Leads directly to the creature's lair, out on Piney Ridge.
You see what I've got going on here? The multipurpose tweed utility suit it's all I'm taking and it's all I need!
You see what I've got going on here? The multipurpose tweed utility suit it's all I'm taking and it's all I need!
You see, that is why you do not ask the moon.
You see, that is why you do not ask the moon.
You see, the funk is a living creature, about the size of a medicine ball,
You see, the funk is a living creature, about the size of a medicine ball,
You shall be buried up to your necks in sand. Left in the midday sun to be cooked alive.
You shall be buried up to your necks in sand. Left in the midday sun to be cooked alive.
You shall go with Tony Harrison and that is the end of it.
You shall go with Tony Harrison and that is the end of it.
You shall go with Tony Harrison there.
You shall go with Tony Harrison there.
You should never go out on Black Lake when the moon be full.
You should never go out on Black Lake when the moon be full.
You should see me on coaches, it's even worse.
You should see me on coaches, it's even worse.
You stay that side, I'm staying this side. That's final.
You stay that side, I'm staying this side. That's final.
You sure you're not trying to come on to me?
You sure you're not trying to come on to me?
You think she's in the forest?
You think she's in the forest?
You try Zingo and if that don't work, you're on the rug.
You try Zingo and if that don't work, you're on the rug.
You two out here on your honeymoon?
You two out here on your honeymoon?
You want to get that door in your head checked out.
You want to get that door in your head checked out.
You wanted to hang around, didn't you? And then we got roped into tidying up.
You wanted to hang around, didn't you? And then we got roped into tidying up.
You, you blue berk. What's that comb over all about?
You, you blue berk. What's that comb over all about?
You'd be lucky to get a picture of a chip muck or a piece of moss.
You'd be lucky to get a picture of a chip muck or a piece of moss.
You'd better make it a week.
You'd better make it a week.
You'll be all right. You look good with a tan, you know.
You'll be all right. You look good with a tan, you know.
You'll drink what Jeff drinks, a simple, honest fisherman's drink.
You'll drink what Jeff drinks, a simple, honest fisherman's drink.
You'll find I've prepared a short introductory lecture on the wildness, just to get you into the spirit of things, okay?
You'll find I've prepared a short introductory lecture on the wildness, just to get you into the spirit of things, okay?
You'll get your money, we'll be happy, you'll be happy, Bollo will be happy.
You'll get your money, we'll be happy, you'll be happy, Bollo will be happy.
You're a sick man, you know that?
You're a sick man, you know that?
You're absurd.
You're absurd.
You're all rigid. You're like a bread stick.
You're all rigid. You're like a bread stick.
You're always having a poke at my legs, aren't you?
You're always having a poke at my legs, aren't you?
You're eating rancid coconuts. Makes you coco loco.
You're eating rancid coconuts. Makes you coco loco.
You're gonna fail me?
You're gonna fail me?
You're in this band as well, what have you been doing?
You're in this band as well, what have you been doing?
You're insane, Rudi, you know. This is all like Woodstock all over again.
You're insane, Rudi, you know. This is all like Woodstock all over again.
You're just jealous 'cause he didn't ask you up there.
You're just jealous 'cause he didn't ask you up there.
You're looking taut, fit and svelte.
You're looking taut, fit and svelte.
You're not joking. Can't even feel it, it's like brown smoke.
You're not joking. Can't even feel it, it's like brown smoke.
You're not joking. It's like the handwriting of a baboon.
You're not joking. It's like the handwriting of a baboon.
You're not listening. Shall I kill him?
You're not listening. Shall I kill him?
You're picking up on that, are you?
You're picking up on that, are you?
You're reckoning without one thing there. You're with Howard Moon now.
You're reckoning without one thing there. You're with Howard Moon now.
You're technically a midget. I'm sorry to break it to you.
You're technically a midget. I'm sorry to break it to you.
You've been asleep. Do you want a little drinkie?
You've been asleep. Do you want a little drinkie?
You've done some nice things with it.
You've done some nice things with it.
You've gone too far this time. I'm going to have to turn my back on you.
You've gone too far this time. I'm going to have to turn my back on you.
You've got no charm or charisma.
You've got no charm or charisma.
You've got no rhythm.
You've got no rhythm.
You've got one job, Tony, one job, and that's to read the map.
You've got one job, Tony, one job, and that's to read the map.
You've got some potions and lotions, haven't you?
You've got some potions and lotions, haven't you?
You've got to help us. We've got to come up with a new sound.
You've got to help us. We've got to come up with a new sound.
You've got to put a shelf up?
You've got to put a shelf up?
You've liquefied me, you slags.
You've liquefied me, you slags.
Your architectural know how and my building skills....
Your architectural know how and my building skills....
Your cells dying.
Your cells dying.
Your name?
Your name?
Your powers must be revoked and your familiar impounded until further notice.
Your powers must be revoked and your familiar impounded until further notice.
Zantar. A little on the short side but he packs a wallop.
Zantar. A little on the short side but he packs a wallop.
Zoom in on that bird with the big hair.
Zoom in on that bird with the big hair.
62, avian flu,
62, avian flu,
I thought they were hibernating? They are, but every 25 years they come out.
I thought they were hibernating? They are, but every 25 years they come out.
I wish I could get an upgrade. Well, you should. He's tiny, got all the latest features.
I wish I could get an upgrade. Well, you should. He's tiny, got all the latest features.
Oh, he's lovely, this one. I thought you had a black cat. I did. Doing my head in. Got myself an upgrade.
Oh, he's lovely, this one. I thought you had a black cat. I did. Doing my head in. Got myself an upgrade.
Upgrade. See ya later Barry.
Upgrade. See ya later Barry.
A mullet is a classic cut. On a 68 year old sailor?
A mullet is a classic cut. On a 68 year old sailor?
Aaaaaaah.. Speed camera!
Aaaaaaah.. Speed camera!
Aaaaah... Idiots...
Aaaaah... Idiots...
Actually, I think that was unicorns.. Nice try.
Actually, I think that was unicorns.. Nice try.
Actually, we're looking for the Fountain of Youth. We're just passing through.
Actually, we're looking for the Fountain of Youth. We're just passing through.
Ah, picture box! That's me, it's in my blood, you know?
Ah, picture box! That's me, it's in my blood, you know?
Ah! What's happening? Yeah.
Ah! What's happening? Yeah.
All right Bollo! Huh.
All right Bollo! Huh.
All right, come on. Yes. Cheers, Naboo.
All right, come on. Yes. Cheers, Naboo.
All right, easy. This is black magic. This is hardcore.
All right, easy. This is black magic. This is hardcore.
All right, I'll see you later, then. Naboo.
All right, I'll see you later, then. Naboo.
All right, King. Naboo.
All right, King. Naboo.
All right, look, I'll have a word with her. Yes!
All right, look, I'll have a word with her. Yes!
All right, we'd better get to Piney ridge quick smart. Well, let's get to move on then!
All right, we'd better get to Piney ridge quick smart. Well, let's get to move on then!
All right. How did the gig go?
All right. How did the gig go?
And beauty, mind. Yeah, nice one.
And beauty, mind. Yeah, nice one.
And chew on them till sunrise. Oh yes, I forgot. You cannot read, can you?
And chew on them till sunrise. Oh yes, I forgot. You cannot read, can you?
And you are made of sandpaper. And?
And you are made of sandpaper. And?
And you have access to his tent? I do.
And you have access to his tent? I do.
And you're perfect? I'm pretty good.
And you're perfect? I'm pretty good.
Anyway, what are you up to these days? Oh, I've gone freelance.
Anyway, what are you up to these days? Oh, I've gone freelance.
Are you going by boat? That's the only way to arrive in the States
Are you going by boat? That's the only way to arrive in the States
Are you out of your mind? Simmer down.
Are you out of your mind? Simmer down.
Are you trying to come on to me? We can't both survive, Vince.
Are you trying to come on to me? We can't both survive, Vince.
Beard? I'm fine, thanks.
Beard? I'm fine, thanks.
Before what? Before I found out I was the Chosen One.
Before what? Before I found out I was the Chosen One.
Betamax? All the menfolk fled this village in fear.
Betamax? All the menfolk fled this village in fear.
Bollo get us some more jaguar tears, will you? They're going everywhere. Okay.
Bollo get us some more jaguar tears, will you? They're going everywhere. Okay.
Bollo lose licence
Bollo lose licence
Bollo no drive. You're joking, why not?
Bollo no drive. You're joking, why not?
Breakfast Bob's gone now. Uh....
Breakfast Bob's gone now. Uh....
Brilliant. All right.
Brilliant. All right.
But I can't promise anything, all right? That's fine.
But I can't promise anything, all right? That's fine.
But I haven't read the instructions. Open your mind.
But I haven't read the instructions. Open your mind.
But the thing is, she's a bit kinky. What?
But the thing is, she's a bit kinky. What?
Can I have a look at that? Maybe you can and maybe you can't.
Can I have a look at that? Maybe you can and maybe you can't.
Can I still get on the guest list? Maybe.
Can I still get on the guest list? Maybe.
Can we go to the Goofy lounge next year? That's fine by me.
Can we go to the Goofy lounge next year? That's fine by me.
Can't you get any closer? I'm trying, boss.
Can't you get any closer? I'm trying, boss.
Cheekbone? No.
Cheekbone? No.
Cheekbone. Cheers!
Cheekbone. Cheers!
Cheekbone. Ooh, cheers! Haha, new issue!
Cheekbone. Ooh, cheers! Haha, new issue!
Cheers, King. I'll never forget you. And I will never forget you, Banoo.
Cheers, King. I'll never forget you. And I will never forget you, Banoo.
Cheers. It took me ages to wrap.
Cheers. It took me ages to wrap.
Colin. Lucien.
Colin. Lucien.
Come on, let's go. We're not going anywhere.
Come on, let's go. We're not going anywhere.
Come on, Naboo. Look, maybe there is something I can do.
Come on, Naboo. Look, maybe there is something I can do.
Come! Let me show you. You've gone insane!
Come! Let me show you. You've gone insane!
Cool. There's not too much money in it, though.
Cool. There's not too much money in it, though.
Cool. Let's hear it then. Now go easy, 'cause this is early days.
Cool. Let's hear it then. Now go easy, 'cause this is early days.
Could you learn to love me? No, I couldn't. I don't love you.
Could you learn to love me? No, I couldn't. I don't love you.
Could you sign this for my wife? Yeah.
Could you sign this for my wife? Yeah.
Cover shot of Goth Weekly. Oh, yeah.
Cover shot of Goth Weekly. Oh, yeah.
Cup of tea? What's the point?
Cup of tea? What's the point?
Did it mean you love me? No, it didn't.
Did it mean you love me? No, it didn't.
Did you bring your magic carpet? Howard wouldn't let me pack it 'one suitcase'!
Did you bring your magic carpet? Howard wouldn't let me pack it 'one suitcase'!
DJing with your familiar? Highly unorthodox behaviour, Naboo.
DJing with your familiar? Highly unorthodox behaviour, Naboo.
Do you have any crudités at all? You'll eat what Jeff eats.
Do you have any crudités at all? You'll eat what Jeff eats.
Do you mind? Sorry.
Do you mind? Sorry.
Do you think Howard will be all right, Naboo? We're going to have to move fast, before the Yetis get him.
Do you think Howard will be all right, Naboo? We're going to have to move fast, before the Yetis get him.
Do you think she's out of my league? Yeah, definitely.
Do you think she's out of my league? Yeah, definitely.
Do you want to know about the crunch? I do, yes.
Do you want to know about the crunch? I do, yes.
Do you? Let me show you something.
Do you? Let me show you something.
Don't lie to me, boy. I'm not lying.
Don't lie to me, boy. I'm not lying.
Don't mess with the occult. I thought it was good for you.
Don't mess with the occult. I thought it was good for you.
Eight fingers? No.
Eight fingers? No.
Eight toes? No.
Eight toes? No.
El Sonido Nuevo. HOWARD: What's that mean?
El Sonido Nuevo. HOWARD: What's that mean?
Emotional scars? Yes.. Yeah? Check this out!
Emotional scars? Yes.. Yeah? Check this out!
Erm... He's not your drummer, he's my familiar.
Erm... He's not your drummer, he's my familiar.
Even of you? No.
Even of you? No.
Excuse me? I like you. What do you think of me?
Excuse me? I like you. What do you think of me?
Excuse me. What do you want, Wrinkles?
Excuse me. What do you want, Wrinkles?
Fine, let's ask the moon. Let's do it, then.
Fine, let's ask the moon. Let's do it, then.
Five, actually. What do you mean?
Five, actually. What do you mean?
Follow me. Yes
Follow me. Yes
For the new wave castaway
For the new wave castaway
Four page article. We were pretty good.
Four page article. We were pretty good.
from leaves and twine. Yeah.
from leaves and twine. Yeah.
Garlic naan? Aye.
Garlic naan? Aye.
Genius. Should have seen this guy.
Genius. Should have seen this guy.
Get away from me! But I loves you, Vincey!
Get away from me! But I loves you, Vincey!
Get out. Oh, come on, Naboo.
Get out. Oh, come on, Naboo.
Get... Come on.
Get... Come on.
Giving you the eye? Yeah.
Giving you the eye? Yeah.
Glamour nana. We're supposed to be blending in.
Glamour nana. We're supposed to be blending in.
Global Explorer? Very inspiring stuff
Global Explorer? Very inspiring stuff
Gloves? What is gloves? Take these.
Gloves? What is gloves? Take these.
Good evening, squire. What do you want?
Good evening, squire. What do you want?
Good friends of mine. Really?
Good friends of mine. Really?
Good point. You'd better get some magic potions out, Mowgli,
Good point. You'd better get some magic potions out, Mowgli,
Got a points card? Bollo?
Got a points card? Bollo?
Green skin? Not really. Just a little old lady.
Green skin? Not really. Just a little old lady.
Has she been hitting you? No!
Has she been hitting you? No!
Have one of mine. I don't want one of yours.
Have one of mine. I don't want one of yours.
Have you ever been rohypnoted by a swan? Woke up in Cancun? No.
Have you ever been rohypnoted by a swan? Woke up in Cancun? No.
Have you got the amulet? Yeah, shall we get out of here?
Have you got the amulet? Yeah, shall we get out of here?
Have you heard of a deadline for the rent? Yeah.
Have you heard of a deadline for the rent? Yeah.
Have you heard of deadlines, Naboo? I know about deadlines.
Have you heard of deadlines, Naboo? I know about deadlines.
Haven't you caught anything yet? No, I haven't.
Haven't you caught anything yet? No, I haven't.
Having a pretty good date actually. Oh, that's nice. Two of them, yeah?
Having a pretty good date actually. Oh, that's nice. Two of them, yeah?
He couldn't draw to save his life. I did a shit on him.
He couldn't draw to save his life. I did a shit on him.
He has different secret. Oh, yeah?
He has different secret. Oh, yeah?
He must be punished. He must be punished.
He must be punished. He must be punished.
He must be punished. He must be punished.
He must be punished. He must be punished.
He must have hidden it somewhere. Imagine if we find it, it will be genius.
He must have hidden it somewhere. Imagine if we find it, it will be genius.
He's a bit forward, isn't he? He could have been talking about me.
He's a bit forward, isn't he? He could have been talking about me.
He's a friend of mine. Everyone's a friend of Naboo.
He's a friend of mine. Everyone's a friend of Naboo.
He's been here for 1 0 years. Look at Chrissie.
He's been here for 1 0 years. Look at Chrissie.
He's going to drum for us, if we get the deal. What?
He's going to drum for us, if we get the deal. What?
He's gone wrong! I know, he's in a trance.
He's gone wrong! I know, he's in a trance.
He's in your hair. He'd better not be in my hair. This took ages.
He's in your hair. He'd better not be in my hair. This took ages.
He's off his face. I know. What's the matter, Naboo?
He's off his face. I know. What's the matter, Naboo?
He's on the edge as it is. All right.
He's on the edge as it is. All right.
He's pretty dark. I'm the Dark Side of the Moon.
He's pretty dark. I'm the Dark Side of the Moon.
He's scared of flying. Shut up.
He's scared of flying. Shut up.
Hello, Vince. All right.
Hello, Vince. All right.
Hello. VINCE: Hey, Naboo, how are you?
Hello. VINCE: Hey, Naboo, how are you?
Hey guys, what's happening? We're going to get some supplies.
Hey guys, what's happening? We're going to get some supplies.
Hey, Bollo. Howard.
Hey, Bollo. Howard.
Hey, guys. After you.
Hey, guys. After you.
Hey, guys. Hey!
Hey, guys. Hey!
Hey, Howard, it's the Goth girls. Of course it is.
Hey, Howard, it's the Goth girls. Of course it is.
Hey, mate, you can't drive, can you? Yes.
Hey, mate, you can't drive, can you? Yes.
His friend was violent, too. You don't even know me, you garlic twit.
His friend was violent, too. You don't even know me, you garlic twit.
Hm? Got meetings,
Hm? Got meetings,
House! We have a winner.
House! We have a winner.
How about this? Also good.
How about this? Also good.
How can you allow this? Here we go.
How can you allow this? Here we go.
How did you find out about this? Chrissie, gets all the latest, he's got sonar.
How did you find out about this? Chrissie, gets all the latest, he's got sonar.
How do you know? He left his business card.
How do you know? He left his business card.
How long does it last? Three hours. Quick, run.
How long does it last? Three hours. Quick, run.
How was the Rollerdisco? I was on fire, banging out tune after tune.
How was the Rollerdisco? I was on fire, banging out tune after tune.
How would you know? I was their dealer in the '70s.
How would you know? I was their dealer in the '70s.
How? Use your door.
How? Use your door.
How? Well you know, left to your own devices out here in the forest,
How? Well you know, left to your own devices out here in the forest,
Howard, do you think it's going to be all right? No.
Howard, do you think it's going to be all right? No.
Howard, rough her up a bit. What?
Howard, rough her up a bit. What?
HOWARD: Yeah. There's one of your flyers attached.
HOWARD: Yeah. There's one of your flyers attached.
Howard. Oh, yeah.
Howard. Oh, yeah.
Huh? No.
Huh? No.
Huh? Run for your lives!
Huh? Run for your lives!
Huh? That's great.
Huh? That's great.
Huh? What do you think of that? Awful.
Huh? What do you think of that? Awful.
Hummus? No.
Hummus? No.
I am a priest. Yes.
I am a priest. Yes.
I am just a drummer, you know. No, you are much more than this.
I am just a drummer, you know. No, you are much more than this.
I am Sandstorm. I'm Vince.
I am Sandstorm. I'm Vince.
I am Spider. That's a very strange name.
I am Spider. That's a very strange name.
I am taller than most things. Like what?
I am taller than most things. Like what?
I can't hear that. Oh, sorry.
I can't hear that. Oh, sorry.
I can't.... What are you doing?
I can't.... What are you doing?
I cannot leave! Why ever not?
I cannot leave! Why ever not?
I did home economics. Really.
I did home economics. Really.
I do do it to you
I do do it to you
I do suffer from motion sickness. Oh, really, do you?
I do suffer from motion sickness. Oh, really, do you?
I don't believe it. We've gone round in circles. I've read about this.
I don't believe it. We've gone round in circles. I've read about this.
I don't know what to say, Rudi. Don't say anything, just go.
I don't know what to say, Rudi. Don't say anything, just go.
I don't know, they all look the same. It is. Leave this to me.
I don't know, they all look the same. It is. Leave this to me.
I don't know. Have you been yapping off again?
I don't know. Have you been yapping off again?
I don't rightly know, sir. Make an assessment.
I don't rightly know, sir. Make an assessment.
I don't want to get left behind. You'll be in the wilderness. Who's going to know?
I don't want to get left behind. You'll be in the wilderness. Who's going to know?
I doubt it, that was just Lucozade. Oh.
I doubt it, that was just Lucozade. Oh.
I forgot my congas. I was just changing a string.
I forgot my congas. I was just changing a string.
I had to go at it with my scissors. He was asleep.
I had to go at it with my scissors. He was asleep.
I hate wildness. Can't we go to Euro Disney? I'm not spending another summer in a Goofy lounge, okay?
I hate wildness. Can't we go to Euro Disney? I'm not spending another summer in a Goofy lounge, okay?
I know this. This is an outrage. You must do your duty.
I know this. This is an outrage. You must do your duty.
I mean, the fringe is a bit short. Forgive me, my lord.
I mean, the fringe is a bit short. Forgive me, my lord.
I mean, what are we going to do with your hair? What's wrong with it?
I mean, what are we going to do with your hair? What's wrong with it?
I never seen you. Well, you know, I keep it low key.
I never seen you. Well, you know, I keep it low key.
I really don't know what you mean. Give me it.
I really don't know what you mean. Give me it.
I said I'm fine. I get you, Vince is in the room.
I said I'm fine. I get you, Vince is in the room.
I think it is. That's a common mistake.
I think it is. That's a common mistake.
I think the batteries have run out. What do you mean?
I think the batteries have run out. What do you mean?
I thought you could! I thought you could!
I thought you could! I thought you could!
I thought you were dark. I am, but that's stealing.
I thought you were dark. I am, but that's stealing.
I thought you were jazz poet. I do many things.
I thought you were jazz poet. I do many things.
I told him. I said to him, ''It's about context.'' I know you did, when we were on the plank.
I told him. I said to him, ''It's about context.'' I know you did, when we were on the plank.
I understand. You do?
I understand. You do?
I'll get you another Baileys. I'm fine.
I'll get you another Baileys. I'm fine.
I'll give them a week. Hmm.
I'll give them a week. Hmm.
I'll have to ring the girls, tell them it's off. What?
I'll have to ring the girls, tell them it's off. What?
I'll take that. Who are you?
I'll take that. Who are you?
I'm a little bit peckish. Have you got any olives? No.
I'm a little bit peckish. Have you got any olives? No.
I'm afraid, on this occasion, Saboo and.... Tony.
I'm afraid, on this occasion, Saboo and.... Tony.
I'm fine, thanks. Sure? A man of your age?
I'm fine, thanks. Sure? A man of your age?
I'm from the Board of Shaman. I'm taking this to Naboo.
I'm from the Board of Shaman. I'm taking this to Naboo.
I'm going to call it ''Howard's note''. Wow
I'm going to call it ''Howard's note''. Wow
I'm made from sandpaper. Yeah, I'm getting that.
I'm made from sandpaper. Yeah, I'm getting that.
I'm not wearing that on stage. I knew you'd say that.
I'm not wearing that on stage. I knew you'd say that.
I'm out of here, man. Goodbye.
I'm out of here, man. Goodbye.
I'm Ramsey. Ramsey. Howard Moon.
I'm Ramsey. Ramsey. Howard Moon.
I'm the cartographer around here. I found it.
I'm the cartographer around here. I found it.
I'm the one that's like a flipping walnut. All right, testicle head.
I'm the one that's like a flipping walnut. All right, testicle head.
I'm wearing it! The multipurpose tweed utility suit! What if you want to go swimming?
I'm wearing it! The multipurpose tweed utility suit! What if you want to go swimming?
I've already told you. Will you stop doing that?
I've already told you. Will you stop doing that?
I've always felt like I might be the Chosen One. What?
I've always felt like I might be the Chosen One. What?
I've been there once. Oh, a little day trip round the crunch.
I've been there once. Oh, a little day trip round the crunch.
I've booked us a cabin, deep in the woods. Great.
I've booked us a cabin, deep in the woods. Great.
I've got a terrific hangover. Come on, come on!
I've got a terrific hangover. Come on, come on!
I've got something. There's a map here. I'll take that.
I've got something. There's a map here. I'll take that.
I've had a breakthrough
I've had a breakthrough
I've just seen one appear under your eye. Don't be joking now.
I've just seen one appear under your eye. Don't be joking now.
Interval? Yes, sir.
Interval? Yes, sir.
Is good for me actually. Is it really?
Is good for me actually. Is it really?
Is it? Yeah. So don't ever be doing that to me.
Is it? Yeah. So don't ever be doing that to me.
Is it? Yeah. So don't ever be doing that to me.
Is it? Yeah. So don't ever be doing that to me.
Is that her? Hmm?
Is that her? Hmm?
Is that milk warm, yet? I can't tell really. My elbow, too hairy.
Is that milk warm, yet? I can't tell really. My elbow, too hairy.
Is there? You'd better get out of here.
Is there? You'd better get out of here.
Is this a joke? Erm....
Is this a joke? Erm....
It was just a trim. What's all the fuss about? It was a mullet.
It was just a trim. What's all the fuss about? It was a mullet.
It's a bit thin, isn't it? It's not thin, it's fine.
It's a bit thin, isn't it? It's not thin, it's fine.
It's in here somewhere, where is it? Hurry up.
It's in here somewhere, where is it? Hurry up.
It's Naboo, actually. What?
It's Naboo, actually. What?
It's Naboo. Go on, put his book back or he'll kill you.
It's Naboo. Go on, put his book back or he'll kill you.
It's Nanageddon. Nanageddon.
It's Nanageddon. Nanageddon.
It's not really my scene. Nor mine.
It's not really my scene. Nor mine.
It's not working. What do you mean it's not working?
It's not working. What do you mean it's not working?
It's too late. Not quite.
It's too late. Not quite.
It's what the Yeties are afraid of! Great, just in time there, Naboo.
It's what the Yeties are afraid of! Great, just in time there, Naboo.
Jiminy Christmas! Now, can you get out please? 'Cause I want to go to bed.
Jiminy Christmas! Now, can you get out please? 'Cause I want to go to bed.
Just by horns and hooves. Oh, okay.
Just by horns and hooves. Oh, okay.
Just one condition. What?
Just one condition. What?
Keep that going. What about this?
Keep that going. What about this?
Kings of Leon CD. Great, well that's useless, isn't it?
Kings of Leon CD. Great, well that's useless, isn't it?
Ladies. Howard.
Ladies. Howard.
Ladies. Nice outfits.
Ladies. Nice outfits.
Left or right, Tony? Uh....
Left or right, Tony? Uh....
Left or right? All right.
Left or right? All right.
Let's do it! Okay.
Let's do it! Okay.
Let's get ourselves some youth juice. Yeah.
Let's get ourselves some youth juice. Yeah.
Like what? Well, I mean your outfit. What's going on there?
Like what? Well, I mean your outfit. What's going on there?
Listen, lady, where's the book? What book, dear?
Listen, lady, where's the book? What book, dear?
Look at this one. Don't touch that.
Look at this one. Don't touch that.
Look, don't worry. Captain Bollo's on the case. Is he?
Look, don't worry. Captain Bollo's on the case. Is he?
Look, Howard, it ain't gonna work like that. Oh, come on, why not?
Look, Howard, it ain't gonna work like that. Oh, come on, why not?
Look, I could say something to her. Shh, keep your voice down.
Look, I could say something to her. Shh, keep your voice down.
Look, Naboo, maybe we can help you out. You've done enough.
Look, Naboo, maybe we can help you out. You've done enough.
Look, what do you want? Having fun, are you?
Look, what do you want? Having fun, are you?
Malt loaf. What are you talking about?
Malt loaf. What are you talking about?
Malt loaf. What?
Malt loaf. What?
Man to man, so to speak. Don't mind if I do, sir.
Man to man, so to speak. Don't mind if I do, sir.
Maybe I shall stay in this town a while. No.
Maybe I shall stay in this town a while. No.
Maybe I should get a face lift. Well, that is an option.
Maybe I should get a face lift. Well, that is an option.
Maybe later, eh? Maybe later, yeah.
Maybe later, eh? Maybe later, yeah.
Maybe there is. There isn't. We've searched every crevice.
Maybe there is. There isn't. We've searched every crevice.
Members of the Jazz Club. Members of the Jazz Club?
Members of the Jazz Club. Members of the Jazz Club?
Milky Joe? Yes
Milky Joe? Yes
Mood for what? Purdy little thing like you and a big old mountain man like me...
Mood for what? Purdy little thing like you and a big old mountain man like me...
Morning. Morning.
Morning. Morning.
My hair just doesn't grow very fast. What, you think it stays that length naturally?
My hair just doesn't grow very fast. What, you think it stays that length naturally?
Naboo, are you ready? Nearly, what do you think red or blue?
Naboo, are you ready? Nearly, what do you think red or blue?
Nanageddon. I wasn't even there, I was DJing with Bollo.
Nanageddon. I wasn't even there, I was DJing with Bollo.
Never mind, give me the amulet. Oh, yeah.
Never mind, give me the amulet. Oh, yeah.
Newspapers. Thanks, Bollo.
Newspapers. Thanks, Bollo.
Nice and shiny. Cool.
Nice and shiny. Cool.
Nice hair. Thanks.
Nice hair. Thanks.
Nice shorts. I'm not happy about this, you know.
Nice shorts. I'm not happy about this, you know.
Nice, isn't she? Can I help you in any way?
Nice, isn't she? Can I help you in any way?
Nice. Yeah.
Nice. Yeah.
No one's ever given me a gift before. That's fine.
No one's ever given me a gift before. That's fine.
No problem. Make it out to Allan.
No problem. Make it out to Allan.
No way! He looks about 1 2. Yeah.
No way! He looks about 1 2. Yeah.
No, I'm fine, thanks. I'm getting some owl beaks, if you're interested.
No, I'm fine, thanks. I'm getting some owl beaks, if you're interested.
No, I'm fine. Gets you in a mood.
No, I'm fine. Gets you in a mood.
No, it couldn't be. I think it was.
No, it couldn't be. I think it was.
No. Come on.
No. Come on.
No. I knew it. I told you not to mess with the occult.
No. I knew it. I told you not to mess with the occult.
No. I'm going to hurt you.
No. I'm going to hurt you.
No. Put in a word for me with Precious.
No. Put in a word for me with Precious.
Not another one. What do you mean?
Not another one. What do you mean?
Nothing else? No.
Nothing else? No.
Nothing. Who are you talking to?
Nothing. Who are you talking to?
Now, hadn't you better run along? What do you mean?
Now, hadn't you better run along? What do you mean?
Obsidian Blackbird McNight. McNight.
Obsidian Blackbird McNight. McNight.
Obsidian? Yeah, Obsidian Blackbird McNight.
Obsidian? Yeah, Obsidian Blackbird McNight.
Oh
Oh
Oh what are we gonna do? Bollo?
Oh what are we gonna do? Bollo?
Oh yeah? Apparently it's breeding night for the Yeti.
Oh yeah? Apparently it's breeding night for the Yeti.
Oh yeah? Yeah!
Oh yeah? Yeah!
Oh yes, you mentioned. He was killed when I was but a young girl.
Oh yes, you mentioned. He was killed when I was but a young girl.
Oh, but I DJ at Fabric on Tuesday. Not anymore you don't.
Oh, but I DJ at Fabric on Tuesday. Not anymore you don't.
Oh, can't you cancel that? No, I can't cancel it.
Oh, can't you cancel that? No, I can't cancel it.
Oh, classic times. Crazy days.
Oh, classic times. Crazy days.
Oh, God. Think about it, Howard.
Oh, God. Think about it, Howard.
Oh, it's not crashed again, has it? No, the mouse is stuck.
Oh, it's not crashed again, has it? No, the mouse is stuck.
Oh, it's tasty. That's enough, that's enough.
Oh, it's tasty. That's enough, that's enough.
Oh, my dear sweet gorgeous lord. What you doing?
Oh, my dear sweet gorgeous lord. What you doing?
Oh, my pancreas. Feel the power of my fusion lick.
Oh, my pancreas. Feel the power of my fusion lick.
Oh, no! What?
Oh, no! What?
Oh, not another watercolour. You a musician, yeah?
Oh, not another watercolour. You a musician, yeah?
Oh, please. Shut up.
Oh, please. Shut up.
Oh, really? Yeah.
Oh, really? Yeah.
Oh, shift over, I'm good at this bit. Get the apple, get the apple.
Oh, shift over, I'm good at this bit. Get the apple, get the apple.
Oh, sorry. I forgot it. See what I mean? That's worth fifty magic carpet miles.
Oh, sorry. I forgot it. See what I mean? That's worth fifty magic carpet miles.
Oh, thank God! Quick, get in.
Oh, thank God! Quick, get in.
Oh, we're all building huts. Yeah?
Oh, we're all building huts. Yeah?
Oh, you're joking! I'm an open minded guy.
Oh, you're joking! I'm an open minded guy.
Oi, Vince, is that your dad? No!
Oi, Vince, is that your dad? No!
Oi, where are you two going? Shaman business.
Oi, where are you two going? Shaman business.
Okay Bollo. You ready? Hm, yeah
Okay Bollo. You ready? Hm, yeah
Okay, but what about you, Naboo? Don't worry about me, I'm a shaman. My minds like a fortress.
Okay, but what about you, Naboo? Don't worry about me, I'm a shaman. My minds like a fortress.
Okay. Let's do it.
Okay. Let's do it.
Old Gregg? Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
Old Gregg? Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
One minute. What are you doing?
One minute. What are you doing?
or we're going to hurt you. All right, calm down.
or we're going to hurt you. All right, calm down.
Our old brains encased in tight youthful faces. Where is it?
Our old brains encased in tight youthful faces. Where is it?
Ow! Coconuts.
Ow! Coconuts.
Paper comes from wood. What?
Paper comes from wood. What?
Parsley? What's the matter with you? I feel free inside.
Parsley? What's the matter with you? I feel free inside.
Pepo, come over here. All right, Pepo?
Pepo, come over here. All right, Pepo?
Perhaps you are aware of our order? No.
Perhaps you are aware of our order? No.
Pipe? Yeah, why not?
Pipe? Yeah, why not?
playing a game. Games?
playing a game. Games?
Precious. Is it really?
Precious. Is it really?
Pretty good gig, eh? Yeah.
Pretty good gig, eh? Yeah.
Psst! Huh.
Psst! Huh.
Ramsey. What do you do?
Ramsey. What do you do?
Real age or press age? Real age.
Real age or press age? Real age.
Really? Aye.
Really? Aye.
Really? Come sit yourself down, boy.
Really? Come sit yourself down, boy.
Really? So what are you two doing out here?
Really? So what are you two doing out here?
Really? Yeah.
Really? Yeah.
Really? You can't get it in shops. It's delivered by ninjas.
Really? You can't get it in shops. It's delivered by ninjas.
Right, I'm redrawing the line. You said it was final.
Right, I'm redrawing the line. You said it was final.
Right, we've got to try and signal it. Yeah.
Right, we've got to try and signal it. Yeah.
Right. Mick and Keith. Block it out.
Right. Mick and Keith. Block it out.
Right.. I've had run ins with all these animals and I killed 'em all.
Right.. I've had run ins with all these animals and I killed 'em all.
Root booster. Seaweed
Root booster. Seaweed
Rudi, it is you. Yes, it is me.
Rudi, it is you. Yes, it is me.
RUDI: Betamax. What?
RUDI: Betamax. What?
Sand! You'd better believe it. Hold these.
Sand! You'd better believe it. Hold these.
See these guys? HOWARD: Rudi and Spider.
See these guys? HOWARD: Rudi and Spider.
See you, Sand. Bye, guys.
See you, Sand. Bye, guys.
Seven. Stop it.
Seven. Stop it.
Shave off a couple of years, eh? Genius. Give us a go.
Shave off a couple of years, eh? Genius. Give us a go.
She told me of your affair. I did nothing wrong.
She told me of your affair. I did nothing wrong.
Shut up and put the tea on. All right. How about some malt loaf?
Shut up and put the tea on. All right. How about some malt loaf?
Six. Shut up!
Six. Shut up!
So what do you want? Nothing. I just thought I'd phone up,
So what do you want? Nothing. I just thought I'd phone up,
So when you getting back? We're not getting back! We're going to America.
So when you getting back? We're not getting back! We're going to America.
So you didn't do Pie Face Showcase, then? No, we didn't
So you didn't do Pie Face Showcase, then? No, we didn't
So you're gonna have to turn on the charm. Hey, I'm Howard Moon.
So you're gonna have to turn on the charm. Hey, I'm Howard Moon.
So? For one weekend!
So? For one weekend!
Somebody had to clean up that mess. We should have split like The Who.
Somebody had to clean up that mess. We should have split like The Who.
Sorry about that. What have you done?
Sorry about that. What have you done?
Sorry, Naboo. Come on, don't be like that.
Sorry, Naboo. Come on, don't be like that.
Sorry.. Aaaaargh..
Sorry.. Aaaaargh..
Starship Bongo. NABOO: Bongo Ahoy.
Starship Bongo. NABOO: Bongo Ahoy.
Stay there. Yeah, yeah.
Stay there. Yeah, yeah.
Steve Davis. They were all there.
Steve Davis. They were all there.
Streatham? No, the planet Xooberon, you jerk off.
Streatham? No, the planet Xooberon, you jerk off.
Stuffed vine leaves? No.
Stuffed vine leaves? No.
Style. I could bring style to the group.
Style. I could bring style to the group.
Thank you! Good day sir.
Thank you! Good day sir.
Thanks, Vince. Thanks. That's brilliant. It's okay.
Thanks, Vince. Thanks. That's brilliant. It's okay.
Thanks. I do watercolours.
Thanks. I do watercolours.
Thanks. Well done.
Thanks. Well done.
That better not be what I think it is. What if it is?
That better not be what I think it is. What if it is?
That's great Parsley, let's get out of here. Whoa there, what's the rush? Stay a while.
That's great Parsley, let's get out of here. Whoa there, what's the rush? Stay a while.
That's nice. You can have it.
That's nice. You can have it.
That's perverted. If I didn't, you'd look like a Stig of the Dump.
That's perverted. If I didn't, you'd look like a Stig of the Dump.
That's pretty good actually. Yeah. How's it going your end of things?
That's pretty good actually. Yeah. How's it going your end of things?
That's the end? And the lesson is
That's the end? And the lesson is
That's what you're wearing, is it? I thought I'd dress down for the journey.
That's what you're wearing, is it? I thought I'd dress down for the journey.
That's Yakult. Oh, yeah.
That's Yakult. Oh, yeah.
That's your first slice of crunch. Get off.
That's your first slice of crunch. Get off.
The batteries are dead. What batteries?
The batteries are dead. What batteries?
The crunch, what are you going to do? Oh, here we fucking go.
The crunch, what are you going to do? Oh, here we fucking go.
The hoodoo trance? Yeah, I was out there.
The hoodoo trance? Yeah, I was out there.
The man's an arse
The man's an arse
The mullet. I invented the mullet. Primo.
The mullet. I invented the mullet. Primo.
The what? He knows nothing of the crunch.
The what? He knows nothing of the crunch.
The what? The telephone.
The what? The telephone.
There you go, Vince. Vince?
There you go, Vince. Vince?
There you go. Thank you.
There you go. Thank you.
There's another one. Stop it!
There's another one. Stop it!
There's no escaping him, Vince. I tell you now,
There's no escaping him, Vince. I tell you now,
There's none left. Oh, sorry about that.
There's none left. Oh, sorry about that.
There's nothing holy about you. You are a fraud. We all make mistakes.
There's nothing holy about you. You are a fraud. We all make mistakes.
There's something wrong with you. No, there isn't.
There's something wrong with you. No, there isn't.
There's your Flirtini. Oh, cheers, mate.
There's your Flirtini. Oh, cheers, mate.
These things take time. Take a week off. A week off?
These things take time. Take a week off. A week off?
They go over your hands. Oh.
They go over your hands. Oh.
They're coming thick and fast. This isn't funny, okay?
They're coming thick and fast. This isn't funny, okay?
They're like hosepipes propping up a beanbag. That's my look, okay? You're just jealous.
They're like hosepipes propping up a beanbag. That's my look, okay? You're just jealous.
They've taken away my powers. What?
They've taken away my powers. What?
This is my home now. What in the woods?
This is my home now. What in the woods?
This is my library of magic books. Wow.
This is my library of magic books. Wow.
This is my look. A good look, a strong look. Yeah, for Magnum, p.i. maybe. Hawaiian shorts?
This is my look. A good look, a strong look. Yeah, for Magnum, p.i. maybe. Hawaiian shorts?
This is out of control. I'm gonna say something
This is out of control. I'm gonna say something
This is Ruby. Ruby. That's a lovely name
This is Ruby. Ruby. That's a lovely name
This is the sacred robe of the Psychedelic Monks. Whatever.
This is the sacred robe of the Psychedelic Monks. Whatever.
This is your first test. What test?
This is your first test. What test?
To be honest, I feel a little bit sick. Oh.
To be honest, I feel a little bit sick. Oh.
to get to you, were they, back at home? You've gone too far.
to get to you, were they, back at home? You've gone too far.
Tony has a gift for strategy. A gift for strategy?
Tony has a gift for strategy. A gift for strategy?
Tony.... Harrison.
Tony.... Harrison.
Tranquillity, Vince. The sound of nature. I'm bored!
Tranquillity, Vince. The sound of nature. I'm bored!
Uh, yeah. I can't really come out right now. What? Why not?
Uh, yeah. I can't really come out right now. What? Why not?
Uh. What are we going to do? Piney Ridge is about 5 hours away on foot. Mini cab?
Uh. What are we going to do? Piney Ridge is about 5 hours away on foot. Mini cab?
Use your monkey strength! Come on, baby!
Use your monkey strength! Come on, baby!
Uuh.. connect four? No!
Uuh.. connect four? No!
Uuuh.. cheese? No.
Uuuh.. cheese? No.
Uuuh.. lipstick? No..
Uuuh.. lipstick? No..
Very fascinating. And....
Very fascinating. And....
Vince precious flower. Bollo, have you got anything for my face?
Vince precious flower. Bollo, have you got anything for my face?
Vince, no. Could I get a mullet?
Vince, no. Could I get a mullet?
Vince, what colour was her cardigan? Hmm?
Vince, what colour was her cardigan? Hmm?
VINCE: I'm bored. What do you mean, you're bored?
VINCE: I'm bored. What do you mean, you're bored?
Vince! Oh, sorry.
Vince! Oh, sorry.
Vince. Hey, Howard.
Vince. Hey, Howard.
Vince. Vince?
Vince. Vince?
Wait! I'm going to smooth you. Smooth you down.
Wait! I'm going to smooth you. Smooth you down.
Wait! A little to the left. I am a DIY demon.
Wait! A little to the left. I am a DIY demon.
Wait! Perhaps we are not so different. What?
Wait! Perhaps we are not so different. What?
We could ask someone. Who are we going to ask? The moon?
We could ask someone. Who are we going to ask? The moon?
We had some good times though, didn't we? Yeah.
We had some good times though, didn't we? Yeah.
We might have summoned up a tiny demon. Demonette.
We might have summoned up a tiny demon. Demonette.
We thougt you've been killed! What? By these guys? They're peaceful.
We thougt you've been killed! What? By these guys? They're peaceful.
We're being held captive by a violent dwarf. I'm not.
We're being held captive by a violent dwarf. I'm not.
We're going to bring the funk back to London. Nothing can stop us now.
We're going to bring the funk back to London. Nothing can stop us now.
We're Super Goths. They're here.
We're Super Goths. They're here.
We're the same age! Come on, Howard, let's get out of here.
We're the same age! Come on, Howard, let's get out of here.
We're the same age! I know. It was always like that, even at school.
We're the same age! I know. It was always like that, even at school.
Well can I come with you? No, you've got to stay here with him.
Well can I come with you? No, you've got to stay here with him.
Well uh.. I have read this rather large book on the wildness. Book?!? That's all you people know!
Well uh.. I have read this rather large book on the wildness. Book?!? That's all you people know!
Well well, lookie here! Keep back, I know Wing Chun!
Well well, lookie here! Keep back, I know Wing Chun!
Well, are you free Thursday at all? Why can't we do it now?
Well, are you free Thursday at all? Why can't we do it now?
Well, have you thought about accessorising? What?
Well, have you thought about accessorising? What?
Well, I am made of wood. So?
Well, I am made of wood. So?
Well, I'm going to go and ask him about it. You're welcome to try.
Well, I'm going to go and ask him about it. You're welcome to try.
Well, it is all about youth these days. I know. How old are you?
Well, it is all about youth these days. I know. How old are you?
Well, that's dynamite, Tony. As for ferries, I'm all over the shop.
Well, that's dynamite, Tony. As for ferries, I'm all over the shop.
Well, we shall see. Listen to me, Rudi.
Well, we shall see. Listen to me, Rudi.
Well, you can't have it. Why not?
Well, you can't have it. Why not?
Went to a graveyard today. Yeah?
Went to a graveyard today. Yeah?
What a character! What a freak!
What a character! What a freak!
What about me? I'm talking about decent conversation.
What about me? I'm talking about decent conversation.
What about Naboo? He 406.
What about Naboo? He 406.
What about this cape? A bit last week..
What about this cape? A bit last week..
What about this though? That's even better.
What about this though? That's even better.
What about you? Have you packed? Yes I have! This is everything I need right here.
What about you? Have you packed? Yes I have! This is everything I need right here.
What are the hours? It will take the rest of your life and beyond.
What are the hours? It will take the rest of your life and beyond.
What are these? Tickets to Brazil.
What are these? Tickets to Brazil.
What are they going to do to him if they catch him? I don't even want to speak it's name.
What are they going to do to him if they catch him? I don't even want to speak it's name.
What are those? Bamboo drainpipes
What are those? Bamboo drainpipes
What are we going to do? Act natural.
What are we going to do? Act natural.
What are we looking for? Horns? VINCE: No.
What are we looking for? Horns? VINCE: No.
What are you doing? I'll tell you what I'm doing
What are you doing? I'll tell you what I'm doing
What are you eating? Owl beaks. Do you want some?
What are you eating? Owl beaks. Do you want some?
What are you saying about my legs? I'm not saying anything about your legs.
What are you saying about my legs? I'm not saying anything about your legs.
What are you trying to say? Well, you can't just waltz in.
What are you trying to say? Well, you can't just waltz in.
What are you up to tonight? DJing at Rollerdisco.
What are you up to tonight? DJing at Rollerdisco.
What are you using as bait? Well, I was using these signed press shots.
What are you using as bait? Well, I was using these signed press shots.
What colour was her cardigan? Red.
What colour was her cardigan? Red.
What did you say? If only we could find the Desert of Nightmares.
What did you say? If only we could find the Desert of Nightmares.
What did you say? You heard what I said.
What did you say? You heard what I said.
What do you expect? What do you mean?
What do you expect? What do you mean?
What do you mean by that? Well, they weren't exactly clambering
What do you mean by that? Well, they weren't exactly clambering
What do you mean? You are.
What do you mean? You are.
What do you think this is? No way.
What do you think this is? No way.
What do you think? That's pretty interesting actually.
What do you think? That's pretty interesting actually.
What do you want? Nothing. Just thought I'd phone up for a chat.
What do you want? Nothing. Just thought I'd phone up for a chat.
What do you want? Well, I brought you some flowers. Picked 'em myself.
What do you want? Well, I brought you some flowers. Picked 'em myself.
What do you want? Who's this?
What do you want? Who's this?
What is this? It's the tears of Mozart.
What is this? It's the tears of Mozart.
What is? My life.
What is? My life.
What shall we do with him? Just get him out of my sight.
What shall we do with him? Just get him out of my sight.
What size do you need? What?
What size do you need? What?
What the hell are you wearing? This is the mirror ball suit.
What the hell are you wearing? This is the mirror ball suit.
What the hell's been going on here? Yeah, we got into a spot of bother.
What the hell's been going on here? Yeah, we got into a spot of bother.
What time is it? It's 4:00.
What time is it? It's 4:00.
What time? Midnight.
What time? Midnight.
What with? Your forehead? Zantar!
What with? Your forehead? Zantar!
What you starting with him for? Dig me out. Too late for you.
What you starting with him for? Dig me out. Too late for you.
What, are you a photographer now? Yes, sir.
What, are you a photographer now? Yes, sir.
What, with a tropical disease? No!
What, with a tropical disease? No!
What? A harmless old woman, you know.
What? A harmless old woman, you know.
What? It's Obsidian now.
What? It's Obsidian now.
What? Old Ruby giving me the eye.
What? Old Ruby giving me the eye.
What? The Buffalo man.
What? The Buffalo man.
What? Well you know..
What? Well you know..
What? Well, you know, gloves, belts, badges.
What? Well, you know, gloves, belts, badges.
What? Yes, he's drunk on power.
What? Yes, he's drunk on power.
What? You ain't got the funk.
What? You ain't got the funk.
What? You know, good for your digestive system.
What? You know, good for your digestive system.
What? You are an ape. Oh, well, yeah.
What? You are an ape. Oh, well, yeah.
What's Bollo doing?! Aah, he's gone too..
What's Bollo doing?! Aah, he's gone too..
What's going on? It's probably just some kids mucking about.
What's going on? It's probably just some kids mucking about.
What's happened to you? Why? Have I caught the sun?
What's happened to you? Why? Have I caught the sun?
What's happening? We've got the book.
What's happening? We've got the book.
What's that on your hands? It's nothing
What's that on your hands? It's nothing
What's the rush? What do you mean, what's the rush?
What's the rush? What do you mean, what's the rush?
What's this? That's Houdini's diary.
What's this? That's Houdini's diary.
What's up with him? He's having an age crisis.
What's up with him? He's having an age crisis.
What's wrong with him? He's a little upset, you know.
What's wrong with him? He's a little upset, you know.
What's wrong with your eye? Nothing.
What's wrong with your eye? Nothing.
What's your point? Oh, come on, Vince. You know what I'm saying
What's your point? Oh, come on, Vince. You know what I'm saying
When are we going to do some sorcery? Right now.
When are we going to do some sorcery? Right now.
Where am I? Aaaaargh! I've got bunches!
Where am I? Aaaaargh! I've got bunches!
Where did you get those sunglasses from? A passing coyote took pity on me.
Where did you get those sunglasses from? A passing coyote took pity on me.
Where is he? He is dead.
Where is he? He is dead.
Where you find out about this cabin? A little advert in the Global Explorer
Where you find out about this cabin? A little advert in the Global Explorer
Where's Howard? He went for a walk or something out a Piney ridge.
Where's Howard? He went for a walk or something out a Piney ridge.
Where's Howard? What do you mean? I'm right here.
Where's Howard? What do you mean? I'm right here.
Where's it gone? I don't know.
Where's it gone? I don't know.
Whitesnake. Lee Mack
Whitesnake. Lee Mack
Who are you anyway? It is I, the King.
Who are you anyway? It is I, the King.
Who are you to judge me? I am frustrated. Why?
Who are you to judge me? I am frustrated. Why?
Who are you? I'm Old Gregg.
Who are you? I'm Old Gregg.
Who was that man? He was my father.
Who was that man? He was my father.
Who? Old Gregg.
Who? Old Gregg.
Who's that? It is I, the King.
Who's that? It is I, the King.
Who's this? None of your business.
Who's this? None of your business.
Whose face? Faces of the women I left behind, Vince.
Whose face? Faces of the women I left behind, Vince.
Why can't I have a door, anyway? Because you are young and wild
Why can't I have a door, anyway? Because you are young and wild
Why didn't you tell me about this, Bollo? Well, I told you I had a bad feeling.
Why didn't you tell me about this, Bollo? Well, I told you I had a bad feeling.
Why do you think we are here, Spider Dijon? I don't know.
Why do you think we are here, Spider Dijon? I don't know.
Why don't you swing by? 7:00. I'll be there
Why don't you swing by? 7:00. I'll be there
Why? Because I have killed them.
Why? Because I have killed them.
Why? Because there's something out there.
Why? Because there's something out there.
Why? Well, you're gonna have to get a bit dark like me.
Why? Well, you're gonna have to get a bit dark like me.
Why? What? I am Sandstorm.
Why? What? I am Sandstorm.
Why? You know the old fisherman saying.
Why? You know the old fisherman saying.
Will you stop with this? You think you are psychedelic Jesus, huh?
Will you stop with this? You think you are psychedelic Jesus, huh?
With one of my photographs. What photographs?
With one of my photographs. What photographs?
Yeah, Howard Moon. Hello! Well hello.
Yeah, Howard Moon. Hello! Well hello.
Yeah, I got it second hand. Nice.
Yeah, I got it second hand. Nice.
Yeah, I mean, who did we have last week? Hitler.
Yeah, I mean, who did we have last week? Hitler.
Yeah, I was just playing a game with you. Love games?
Yeah, I was just playing a game with you. Love games?
Yeah, I'll have a slice. Right.
Yeah, I'll have a slice. Right.
Yeah, I've got something to say, actually. Oh, really?
Yeah, I've got something to say, actually. Oh, really?
Yeah, it is a nickname, you know. Oh!
Yeah, it is a nickname, you know. Oh!
Yeah, right. You and whose army? Me and my army
Yeah, right. You and whose army? Me and my army
Yeah, well, he's a nice man. He knows nothing of the crunch.
Yeah, well, he's a nice man. He knows nothing of the crunch.
Yeah, what if you wanna go swimming? It zips down to trunks.
Yeah, what if you wanna go swimming? It zips down to trunks.
Yeah, yeah, so you chopped his head off, right? No. I chopped his feet off. Stopped him pressing accelerator.
Yeah, yeah, so you chopped his head off, right? No. I chopped his feet off. Stopped him pressing accelerator.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's happening here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's happening here?
Yeah? Yeah, with the wind in your hair
Yeah? Yeah, with the wind in your hair
Yeah? So what? Stop the talk, prepare for a chaffing.
Yeah? So what? Stop the talk, prepare for a chaffing.
Yeah. I'm on the wrong island.
Yeah. I'm on the wrong island.
Yeah. Keep doing that.
Yeah. Keep doing that.
Yeah. Oh, thank you.
Yeah. Oh, thank you.
Yeah. Remember the time we had that soup?
Yeah. Remember the time we had that soup?
Yeah. Two of us.
Yeah. Two of us.
Yeah. We've got to stop blaming each other.
Yeah. We've got to stop blaming each other.
Yeah. Drop any weather report? Get stuffed.
Yeah. Drop any weather report? Get stuffed.
Yeah.. I can't drive. I can't drive, either!
Yeah.. I can't drive. I can't drive, either!
Yes, I am. But you ain't very good, are you?
Yes, I am. But you ain't very good, are you?
Yes, sir. Well, let's do it. Let's move, come on.
Yes, sir. Well, let's do it. Let's move, come on.
Yes! Quickly, quickly!
Yes! Quickly, quickly!
Yes. Very well. Who shall I go with?
Yes. Very well. Who shall I go with?
You absolute jerk off. How dare you, you cleft?
You absolute jerk off. How dare you, you cleft?
You all right, Barry? All right Naboo.
You all right, Barry? All right Naboo.
You all right, Barry? All right Naboo.
You all right, Barry? All right Naboo.
You are his personal slave, are you not? More of a valet, but yes.
You are his personal slave, are you not? More of a valet, but yes.
You bitch. Give me that amulet. Guards.
You bitch. Give me that amulet. Guards.
You catch all them yourself, boy? Yeah.
You catch all them yourself, boy? Yeah.
You could have shaved your moustache off. Why?
You could have shaved your moustache off. Why?
You couldn't help us out, could you? All right.
You couldn't help us out, could you? All right.
You do love me. No, I don't.
You do love me. No, I don't.
You do love me. No, I don't.
You do love me. No, I don't.
You fold his clothes, peel his g****s. Yeah.
You fold his clothes, peel his g****s. Yeah.
You have a door. Yeah, Rudi, I got a door like you.
You have a door. Yeah, Rudi, I got a door like you.
You have passed the test. What test?
You have passed the test. What test?
You have the amulet? Yeah, yeah, he was sleeping like a baby.
You have the amulet? Yeah, yeah, he was sleeping like a baby.
You heard of this? Huh?
You heard of this? Huh?
You look like jacket potato. Oh, no.
You look like jacket potato. Oh, no.
You noticed? How could I fail to?
You noticed? How could I fail to?
You only had one lesson. Shut up!
You only had one lesson. Shut up!
You ready then, Vince? Yeah.
You ready then, Vince? Yeah.
You ready? Cab's here. Yeah.
You ready? Cab's here. Yeah.
You should have the amulet. Yes
You should have the amulet. Yes
You summoned Nanatoo. Nanatoo?
You summoned Nanatoo. Nanatoo?
You wankers! Oh, dear.
You wankers! Oh, dear.
You want to hear it? Yeah.
You want to hear it? Yeah.
You would not understand. Oh, really? Why? 'Cause I do not have a door?
You would not understand. Oh, really? Why? 'Cause I do not have a door?
You're a bit done up, aren't you? Exactly, that's my look.
You're a bit done up, aren't you? Exactly, that's my look.
You're a powerful character. Have you been going through my stuff?
You're a powerful character. Have you been going through my stuff?
You're all angry. Yes, I am angry.
You're all angry. Yes, I am angry.
You're Fruit Salad, Vince, everyone knows that. It's not Vince, I've changed my name.
You're Fruit Salad, Vince, everyone knows that. It's not Vince, I've changed my name.
You're like candy floss. You cut me open and I'm made of Black Jacks.
You're like candy floss. You cut me open and I'm made of Black Jacks.
You're weird, get off me!! I love my little Vincey!
You're weird, get off me!! I love my little Vincey!
You've never liked me, have you? No.
You've never liked me, have you? No.
You've ruined me. Hey, Naboo, how's it going?
You've ruined me. Hey, Naboo, how's it going?
You've seen nothing. I've seen everything.
You've seen nothing. I've seen everything.
You've seen what I can do. That's what I'm worried about
You've seen what I can do. That's what I'm worried about
You've still got Bollo? Yeah, he's over there getting me some stuff.
You've still got Bollo? Yeah, he's over there getting me some stuff.
...to the world of The Mighty Boosh.
...to the world of The Mighty Boosh.
...to the world of The Mighty Boosh.
...to the world of The Mighty Boosh.
...to the world of The Mighty Boosh.
...to the world of The Mighty Boosh.
...to the world of The Mighty Boosh.
...to the world of The Mighty Boosh.
...to the world of The Mighty Boosh.
...to the world of The Mighty Boosh.
...Tony Harrison are right.
...Tony Harrison are right.
...when George Clinton kicked the funk clean overboard.
...when George Clinton kicked the funk clean overboard.
..black! Haha.. Yes!
..black! Haha.. Yes!
..man does get lonely out here in the woods.
..man does get lonely out here in the woods.
''Apologise or die.'' (IMITATING VINCE) ''It's all about context.''
''Apologise or die.'' (IMITATING VINCE) ''It's all about context.''
''Best way to hide a leaf is in a forest.''
''Best way to hide a leaf is in a forest.''
''Can I have a look through the front window? Can I have a go on the wheel?''
''Can I have a look through the front window? Can I have a go on the wheel?''
''Nana Nana go away, come again another day.''
''Nana Nana go away, come again another day.''
''Oh, I'm Naboo. Nothing is ever my fault.''
''Oh, I'm Naboo. Nothing is ever my fault.''
''Thinking of knocking up a conservatory.''
''Thinking of knocking up a conservatory.''
''To find the Fountain of Youth you must first reach the Desert of Nightmares
''To find the Fountain of Youth you must first reach the Desert of Nightmares
'Cause me and Ruby are getting on really well, okay?
'Cause me and Ruby are getting on really well, okay?
(ALARM CLOCK BEEPING)
(ALARM CLOCK BEEPING)
(ALL CHEERING)
(ALL CHEERING)
(ALL CHEERING)
(ALL CHEERING)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(ALL HUMMING SPIDER LOVING SONG)
(ALL HUMMING SPIDER LOVING SONG)
(ANIMATED CHATTER)
(ANIMATED CHATTER)
(BEEPING)
(BEEPING)
(BELL TOLLING)
(BELL TOLLING)
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
(BOTH MUMBLING)
(BOTH MUMBLING)
(CALYPSO MUSIC PLAYING)
(CALYPSO MUSIC PLAYING)
(CAR ALARM BLEEPS)
(CAR ALARM BLEEPS)
(CAT MEOWING)
(CAT MEOWING)
(CHANTING SPELL)
(CHANTING SPELL)
(CHANTING)
(CHANTING)
(CHANTING)
(CHANTING)
(CHEERING AND WHOOPING)
(CHEERING AND WHOOPING)
(CHUCKLING)
(CHUCKLING)
(CHUCKLING) Whatever.
(CHUCKLING) Whatever.
(CLEARING THROAT)
(CLEARING THROAT)
(CRASHING)
(CRASHING)
(CREAKING)
(CREAKING)
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(DOOR CLOSING)
(DOOR CLOSING)
(DOOR OPENING)
(DOOR OPENING)
(DOORBELL RINGING)
(DOORBELL RINGING)
(ECHOING) I'm Old Gregg!
(ECHOING) I'm Old Gregg!
(ECHOING) I'm Old Gregg.
(ECHOING) I'm Old Gregg.
(ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
(ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
(ELECTRONIC SQUELCHES AND HUMMING)
(ELECTRONIC SQUELCHES AND HUMMING)
(EVIL TREE LAUGHING)
(EVIL TREE LAUGHING)
(EXCLAIMING IN EXASPERATION)
(EXCLAIMING IN EXASPERATION)
(FAST HEAVY METAL SOLO)
(FAST HEAVY METAL SOLO)
(FISHING REEL WHIRRING)
(FISHING REEL WHIRRING)
(FRENCH ACCENT) From the first time I saw him, I always knew he was a killer.
(FRENCH ACCENT) From the first time I saw him, I always knew he was a killer.
(FUNKY CLAVICHORD, SPIDER HUMMING)
(FUNKY CLAVICHORD, SPIDER HUMMING)
(GROWLING)
(GROWLING)
(GROWLING)
(GROWLING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GUNSHOT)
(GUNSHOT)
(HARSH, DISCORDANT ELECTRONIC DRONE)
(HARSH, DISCORDANT ELECTRONIC DRONE)
(HIGH SYNTH CHORD)
(HIGH SYNTH CHORD)
(HISSING)
(HISSING)
(HORN BLOWING)
(HORN BLOWING)
(HORN HONKING)
(HORN HONKING)
(HOWARD CLEARING HIS THROAT)
(HOWARD CLEARING HIS THROAT)
(HUMMING SOFTLY)
(HUMMING SOFTLY)
(HUMMING SPIDER LOVING SONG)
(HUMMING SPIDER LOVING SONG)
(HUMMING)
(HUMMING)
(HUMMING)
(HUMMING)
(HUSHED CONVERSATION)
(HUSHED CONVERSATION)
(IMITATING RUDI) Oh, look at me, I'm Rudi, I'm really wise, I've got the door.
(IMITATING RUDI) Oh, look at me, I'm Rudi, I'm really wise, I've got the door.
(INHALING DEEPLY)
(INHALING DEEPLY)
(JAZZ MUSIC ON STEREO)
(JAZZ MUSIC ON STEREO)
(JOLTING)
(JOLTING)
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)
(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING) Yeah!
(LAUGHING) Yeah!
(MAN TALKING ON TV)
(MAN TALKING ON TV)
(MANNERED SINGING)
(MANNERED SINGING)
(MOANING)
(MOANING)
(MOANING)
(MOANING)
(MOCKING LAUGHTER)
(MOCKING LAUGHTER)
(MUMBLING)
(MUMBLING)
(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
(PHONE RINGING)
(PHONE RINGING)
(PLAYING GREENSLEEVES)
(PLAYING GREENSLEEVES)
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
(PSYCHEDELIC SOLO)
(PSYCHEDELIC SOLO)
(PURRING)
(PURRING)
(PURRING)
(PURRING)
(PURRING)
(PURRING)
(RATTLING)
(RATTLING)
(RUDI GROANING)
(RUDI GROANING)
(RUSTLING)
(RUSTLING)
(SAILOR LAUGHING)
(SAILOR LAUGHING)
(SARCASTICALLY) An old lady? I'm terrified.
(SARCASTICALLY) An old lady? I'm terrified.
(SCATTING)
(SCATTING)
(SCATTING)
(SCATTING)
(SCATTING)
(SCATTING)
(SCATTING)
(SCATTING)
(SCOFFING)
(SCOFFING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREECHES)
(SCREECHES)
(SCREECHING)
(SCREECHING)
(SEAGULLS SCREECHING)
(SEAGULLS SCREECHING)
(SERENE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
(SERENE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
(SHIP HORN BLOWING)
(SHIP HORN BLOWING)
(SHIP HORN BLOWING)
(SHIP HORN BLOWING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHING) Sorry about this, Ruby, Precious.
(SIGHING) Sorry about this, Ruby, Precious.
(SINGING IN SPANISH)
(SINGING IN SPANISH)
(SINGING)
(SINGING)
(SIREN WAILING)
(SIREN WAILING)
(SLOW ROCK INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
(SLOW ROCK INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
(SNICKERING)
(SNICKERING)
(SOBBING) No. No!
(SOBBING) No. No!
(SPLASHING)
(SPLASHING)
(STRUMMED CHORD)
(STRUMMED CHORD)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(TONY SCREAMING)
(TONY SCREAMING)
(TREE SCREAMING)
(TREE SCREAMING)
(TROUSERS SPLITTING)
(TROUSERS SPLITTING)
(TYRES SCREECHING)
(TYRES SCREECHING)
(TYRES SCREECHING)
(TYRES SCREECHING)
(TYRES SCREECHING)
(TYRES SCREECHING)
(URINE FLOWING)
(URINE FLOWING)
(URINE FLOWING)
(URINE FLOWING)
(VINCE IMITATING MOTORCAR)
(VINCE IMITATING MOTORCAR)
(VINCE LAUGHING)
(VINCE LAUGHING)
(VINCE LAUGHING)
(VINCE LAUGHING)
(WATER LAPPING)
(WATER LAPPING)
(WHIRRING)
(WHIRRING)
(WHISPERING)
(WHISPERING)
(WHISPERING) Hey, Vince, I don't know what I'm doing.
(WHISPERING) Hey, Vince, I don't know what I'm doing.
(WHISPERING) Let's get out of here.
(WHISPERING) Let's get out of here.
(WHISTLING SPRIGHTLY TUNE)
(WHISTLING SPRIGHTLY TUNE)
(WHISTLING)
(WHISTLING)
(WHOOPING)
(WHOOPING)
(WIND BLOWING)
(WIND BLOWING)
(WIND BLOWING)
(WIND BLOWING)
(WOLF HOWLING)
(WOLF HOWLING)
(WOMEN CHEERING)
(WOMEN CHEERING)
(WOMEN CHEERING)
(WOMEN CHEERING)
(WOMEN HUMMING ALONG)
(WOMEN HUMMING ALONG)
# ...we've got the sea funk
# ...we've got the sea funk
# And be happy for the rest of my life #
# And be happy for the rest of my life #
# And came into this pub #
# And came into this pub #
# Are you playing your love games with me?
# Are you playing your love games with me?
# Are you playing your love games with me?
# Are you playing your love games with me?
# Are you playing your love games with me?
# Are you playing your love games with me?
# Baby back off and lower the pace now
# Baby back off and lower the pace now
# Come on now
# Come on now
# Come on, don't make me beg now 'cause I'm not your regular guy
# Come on, don't make me beg now 'cause I'm not your regular guy
# Dead #
# Dead #
# Do you love me?
# Do you love me?
# Do you love me?
# Do you love me?
# Do you love me?
# Do you love me?
# Don't be shy Do you love me? #
# Don't be shy Do you love me? #
# Everybody look at the moon
# Everybody look at the moon
# Everybody seeing the moon
# Everybody seeing the moon
# Forget the P Funk, we got the sea funk
# Forget the P Funk, we got the sea funk
# Forget the P Funk, we got the sea funk
# Forget the P Funk, we got the sea funk
# Forget the P Funk, we got the sea funk
# Forget the P Funk, we got the sea funk
# Forget the P Funk, we've got the sea funk
# Forget the P Funk, we've got the sea funk
# Forget the P Funk, we've got the sea funk #
# Forget the P Funk, we've got the sea funk #
# Forget the P Funk, we've got the sea funk #
# Forget the P Funk, we've got the sea funk #
# Funk
# Funk
# Funk
# Funk
# Funk
# Funk
# He caught a fish upon the lake
# He caught a fish upon the lake
# He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead
# He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead
# He's so bright and milky white
# He's so bright and milky white
# He's so bright, milky white
# He's so bright, milky white
# I just wanna know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot
# I just wanna know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot
# I just wanna know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot
# I just wanna know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot
# I just wanna know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot
# I just wanna know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot
# I'd rather get off with a clam tonight
# I'd rather get off with a clam tonight
# I'd rather get off with a clam tonight
# I'd rather get off with a clam tonight
# I'd rather kiss a fish, a fish, a fish
# I'd rather kiss a fish, a fish, a fish
# I'd rather kiss a fish, a fish, a fish
# I'd rather kiss a fish, a fish, a fish
# I'm Old Gregg # I know, I think you said
# I'm Old Gregg # I know, I think you said
# It was a dark night #
# It was a dark night #
# Moving too fast, this isn't a race
# Moving too fast, this isn't a race
# Moving too fast, this isn't a race
# Moving too fast, this isn't a race
# Moving too fast, this isn't a race, hmm
# Moving too fast, this isn't a race, hmm
# Moving too fast, this isn't a race, hmm
# Moving too fast, this isn't a race, hmm
# Oh, come on now
# Oh, come on now
# Oh, come on now
# Oh, come on now
# Shining down upon the ground
# Shining down upon the ground
# Shining down upon the ground
# Shining down upon the ground
# Slow it down and give me some space
# Slow it down and give me some space
# Slow it down and give me some space
# Slow it down and give me some space
# Than a fisherman's wife
# Than a fisherman's wife
# Than a fisherman's wife
# Than a fisherman's wife
# Than get off with a fisherman's wife
# Than get off with a fisherman's wife
# The Mighty Boosh # Come with us to the Mighty Boosh
# The Mighty Boosh # Come with us to the Mighty Boosh
# The Mighty Boosh # Come with us to the Mighty Boosh #
# The Mighty Boosh # Come with us to the Mighty Boosh #
# The moon is bright, he's milky white Everybody look at the moon #
# The moon is bright, he's milky white Everybody look at the moon #
# The moon was full #
# The moon was full #
# The underwater funk
# The underwater funk
# We got the funk
# We got the funk
# We got the funk
# We got the funk
# We got the funk
# We got the funk
# We got the funk
# We got the funk
# We got the funk
# We got the funk
# We got the funk
# We got the funk
# We've got that underwater funk
# We've got that underwater funk
# We've got that underwater funk
# We've got that underwater funk
# We've got that underwater funk
# We've got that underwater funk
# We've got that underwater funk
# We've got that underwater funk
# We've got that underwater funk
# We've got that underwater funk
# We've got the funk
# We've got the funk
# We've got the funk
# We've got the funk
# We've got the funk
# We've got the funk
# We've got the funk
# We've got the funk
# We've got the funk
# We've got the funk
# We've got the funk
# We've got the funk
# We've got the funk
# We've got the funk
# Will you back off and lower the pace now?
# Will you back off and lower the pace now?
~ Come with me and then you will see. Everything you need within life ~
~ Come with me and then you will see. Everything you need within life ~
~ Follow me, forget the world. Look around at the wonders of nature ~
~ Follow me, forget the world. Look around at the wonders of nature ~
~ Hey, ho, it's easy letting go
~ Hey, ho, it's easy letting go
~ Hey, ho, it's easy letting go. When nothing before was real ~
~ Hey, ho, it's easy letting go. When nothing before was real ~
~ Listen to your heart, everything is good here. Listen to your heart, everything is good.. ~
~ Listen to your heart, everything is good here. Listen to your heart, everything is good.. ~
~ Listen to your heart, everything is good here. Nothing before was real ~
~ Listen to your heart, everything is good here. Nothing before was real ~
~ Listen to your heart, everything is good here. Nothing before was real ~
~ Listen to your heart, everything is good here. Nothing before was real ~
~ Listen to your heart, it's easy letting go. We are family, we are family ~
~ Listen to your heart, it's easy letting go. We are family, we are family ~
~ Look into our eyes, you can see the future. Look into our eyes, we can see your soul ~
~ Look into our eyes, you can see the future. Look into our eyes, we can see your soul ~
~ Look into our eyes, you can see the future. Look into our eyes, we can see your soul ~
~ Look into our eyes, you can see the future. Look into our eyes, we can see your soul ~
~ Never fear, everything is here. And you don't need your friends or family ~
~ Never fear, everything is here. And you don't need your friends or family ~
~ Never fear, everything is here. And you don't need your friends or family ~
~ Never fear, everything is here. And you don't need your friends or family ~
~ We are family ~
~ We are family ~
~ We will be together. Everything is here ~
~ We will be together. Everything is here ~
~No, please don't go ~ Come in! Well hello there!
~No, please don't go ~ Come in! Well hello there!
♪ A chilli chowder
♪ A chilli chowder
♪ Aged beasters
♪ Aged beasters
♪ All my hopes and dreams have turned to dust
♪ All my hopes and dreams have turned to dust
♪ All the things I'll never be
♪ All the things I'll never be
♪ All the things I'll never see
♪ All the things I'll never see
♪ All there is that's left for me
♪ All there is that's left for me
♪ All there is that's left for me is
♪ All there is that's left for me is
♪ Bah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah
♪ Bah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah
♪ Blood on the walls of London town
♪ Blood on the walls of London town
♪ Blood on the walls of London town
♪ Blood on the walls of London town
♪ But now I'm lost and I'm alone
♪ But now I'm lost and I'm alone
♪ But when I find that new sound
♪ But when I find that new sound
♪ Chasin' you down, huntin' you down, draggin' you down
♪ Chasin' you down, huntin' you down, draggin' you down
♪ Chess
♪ Chess
♪ Come on, I'll give you Spider loving ♪
♪ Come on, I'll give you Spider loving ♪
♪ Crouton, crouton Crunchy friends in a liquid broth
♪ Crouton, crouton Crunchy friends in a liquid broth
♪ Cyborg Patrick, tell me what you dream
♪ Cyborg Patrick, tell me what you dream
♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
♪ Everybody shush! ♪
♪ Everybody shush! ♪
♪ Evil cakes, fiery lakes
♪ Evil cakes, fiery lakes
♪ Evil cakes, fiery lakes
♪ Evil cakes, fiery lakes
♪ Evil cakes, fiery lakes
♪ Evil cakes, fiery lakes
♪ Evil cakes, fiery lakes
♪ Evil cakes, fiery lakes
♪ Feel my coco beats
♪ Feel my coco beats
♪ Get out of the way I can't see nothin'
♪ Get out of the way I can't see nothin'
♪ Getting in Getting in all about the place ♪
♪ Getting in Getting in all about the place ♪
♪ Gonna jump all over your body
♪ Gonna jump all over your body
♪ Gonna lick your thighs Gonna suck your hair
♪ Gonna lick your thighs Gonna suck your hair
♪ Gonna make you raw Gonna make you cry
♪ Gonna make you raw Gonna make you cry
♪ Gonna make you scream Gonna make you whine
♪ Gonna make you scream Gonna make you whine
♪ Gonna make you sore Gonna tell you why
♪ Gonna make you sore Gonna tell you why
♪ Gonna run my fingers down your spine
♪ Gonna run my fingers down your spine
♪ Gonna spin my web around your mind Gonna eat you like you was the fly
♪ Gonna spin my web around your mind Gonna eat you like you was the fly
♪ He said you coco loco
♪ He said you coco loco
♪ Hear that music that I've never heard before
♪ Hear that music that I've never heard before
♪ Howard
♪ Howard
♪ I am gazpacho, oh I am a summer soup, oh
♪ I am gazpacho, oh I am a summer soup, oh
♪ I cannot, how can I concentrate?
♪ I cannot, how can I concentrate?
♪ I get the slow flow
♪ I get the slow flow
♪ I love him in the night
♪ I love him in the night
♪ I love him with my body parts
♪ I love him with my body parts
♪ I love him with my body tight
♪ I love him with my body tight
♪ I love him with my heart
♪ I love him with my heart
♪ I love the Chosen One
♪ I love the Chosen One
♪ I love the Chosen One
♪ I love the Chosen One
♪ I love the Chosen One
♪ I love the Chosen One
♪ I love the Chosen One
♪ I love the Chosen One
♪ I love the Chosen One
♪ I love the Chosen One
♪ I love the Chosen One
♪ I love the Chosen One
♪ I never dreamed that it would be
♪ I never dreamed that it would be
♪ I stick my fingers up his.... ♪
♪ I stick my fingers up his.... ♪
♪ I've searched so long
♪ I've searched so long
♪ In your tiny circuit boots Shoes of the future
♪ In your tiny circuit boots Shoes of the future
♪ Is here in this eternity
♪ Is here in this eternity
♪ Isolation
♪ Isolation
♪ Isolation
♪ Isolation
♪ Isolation
♪ Isolation
♪ Isolation
♪ Isolation
♪ Isolation
♪ Isolation
♪ Isolation
♪ Isolation
♪ Isolation ♪
♪ Isolation ♪
♪ Isolation ♪
♪ Isolation ♪
♪ It's all wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty
♪ It's all wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty
♪ It's the perfect thing It's the grooviest dream
♪ It's the perfect thing It's the grooviest dream
♪ Je m'appelle Joe de Lait
♪ Je m'appelle Joe de Lait
♪ Like an aged demon
♪ Like an aged demon
♪ Little Jimmy crying Got a needle in his head ♪
♪ Little Jimmy crying Got a needle in his head ♪
♪ Love cats ♪
♪ Love cats ♪
♪ Loving him is fun, fun, fun
♪ Loving him is fun, fun, fun
♪ Loving him is lots of fun
♪ Loving him is lots of fun
♪ Loving him is so much fun
♪ Loving him is so much fun
♪ Loving him is so much fun
♪ Loving him is so much fun
♪ Miso, miso
♪ Miso, miso
♪ Miso, miso, fighting in the dojo
♪ Miso, miso, fighting in the dojo
♪ My name is Milky Joe
♪ My name is Milky Joe
♪ Nanageddon's coming Bringing demons in her wake
♪ Nanageddon's coming Bringing demons in her wake
♪ Nanageddon's coming Bringing demons in her wake
♪ Nanageddon's coming Bringing demons in her wake
♪ Nanageddon's coming with a demon in a wig
♪ Nanageddon's coming with a demon in a wig
♪ Nanageddon's coming with a demon in a wig
♪ Nanageddon's coming with a demon in a wig
♪ Night time creatures
♪ Night time creatures
♪ Not as much as me
♪ Not as much as me
♪ Not as much as me
♪ Not as much as me
♪ Not as much as me.... ♪
♪ Not as much as me.... ♪
♪ Of isolation
♪ Of isolation
♪ Of isolation
♪ Of isolation
♪ Ooh, ooh, I'll give you Spider loving
♪ Ooh, ooh, I'll give you Spider loving
♪ Ooh, ooh, I'll give you Spider loving
♪ Ooh, ooh, I'll give you Spider loving
♪ Ooh, ooh, I'll give you Spider loving
♪ Ooh, ooh, I'll give you Spider loving
♪ Ooh, ooh, I'll give you Spider loving ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, I'll give you Spider loving ♪
♪ Oriental prince in the land of soup ♪
♪ Oriental prince in the land of soup ♪
♪ Playing the final rules of this game
♪ Playing the final rules of this game
♪ Replaced by this eternity
♪ Replaced by this eternity
♪ Satan's evil in a nylon gown
♪ Satan's evil in a nylon gown
♪ Satan's evil in a nylon gown
♪ Satan's evil in a nylon gown
♪ Shooting star
♪ Shooting star
♪ Shooting star, look at you
♪ Shooting star, look at you
♪ Shooting star, you're a beautiful ball of light
♪ Shooting star, you're a beautiful ball of light
♪ Soup, soup, a tasty soup
♪ Soup, soup, a tasty soup
♪ Sucking the life from the youthful faces
♪ Sucking the life from the youthful faces
♪ The armour of my youth gone to rust ♪
♪ The armour of my youth gone to rust ♪
♪ The cavalcade, the jamboree
♪ The cavalcade, the jamboree
♪ The Mighty Boosh ♪ Come with us to the Mighty Boosh
♪ The Mighty Boosh ♪ Come with us to the Mighty Boosh
♪ The Mighty Boosh ♪ Come with us to the Mighty Boosh
♪ The Mighty Boosh ♪ Come with us to the Mighty Boosh
♪ The Mighty Boosh ♪ Come with us to the Mighty Boosh
♪ The Mighty Boosh ♪ Come with us to the Mighty Boosh
♪ The Mighty Boosh ♪ Come with us to the Mighty Boosh
♪ The Mighty Boosh ♪ Come with us to the Mighty Boosh
♪ The Mighty Boosh ♪ Come with us to the Mighty Boosh ♪
♪ The Mighty Boosh ♪ Come with us to the Mighty Boosh ♪
♪ The Mighty Boosh ♪ Come with us to the Mighty Boosh ♪
♪ The Mighty Boosh ♪ Come with us to the Mighty Boosh ♪
♪ The moon is scared, can't compare
♪ The moon is scared, can't compare
♪ The one that's never ever been found
♪ The one that's never ever been found
♪ The oxygen of knowledge... ♪
♪ The oxygen of knowledge... ♪
♪ The Thames is red, the moon is dead
♪ The Thames is red, the moon is dead
♪ Then I'll be free forever more ♪
♪ Then I'll be free forever more ♪
♪ Time is calling out my name
♪ Time is calling out my name
♪ Travelled every single road Turned over every stone
♪ Travelled every single road Turned over every stone
♪ Trousers of the past ♪
♪ Trousers of the past ♪
♪ We are looking all around and round for that new sound ♪
♪ We are looking all around and round for that new sound ♪
♪ We are looking all around and round for that new sound ♪
♪ We are looking all around and round for that new sound ♪
♪ We are looking for the new sound
♪ We are looking for the new sound
♪ We are looking for the new sound
♪ We are looking for the new sound
♪ We are searching ♪
♪ We are searching ♪
♪ We are searching for that new sound
♪ We are searching for that new sound
♪ We are searching for that new sound
♪ We are searching for that new sound
♪ We could curl up by the fire and sleep for awhile
♪ We could curl up by the fire and sleep for awhile
♪ We could have each other for cr.... tea
♪ We could have each other for cr.... tea
♪ We could have each other for cream
♪ We could have each other for cream
♪ We love the Chosen One
♪ We love the Chosen One
♪ We love the Chosen One
♪ We love the Chosen One
♪ When I find that key, unlock the door
♪ When I find that key, unlock the door
♪ When I look around there ain't no where to go
♪ When I look around there ain't no where to go
♪ Wrinkled evil
♪ Wrinkled evil
♪ Wrinkled evil in an aged nightmare
♪ Wrinkled evil in an aged nightmare
♪ You drank the milk
♪ You drank the milk
♪ You know I'd do most anything for you
♪ You know I'd do most anything for you
♪ You try to hide but I'm already inside
♪ You try to hide but I'm already inside
♪ You're all in my periferins
♪ You're all in my periferins
♪ You're all over like a bluebottle
♪ You're all over like a bluebottle
♪ You're in my periferins visual
♪ You're in my periferins visual
€1 , that's all I'm asking.
€1 , that's all I'm asking.
€1 0 please, Bollo.
€1 0 please, Bollo.
♪ All my hopes are memory
♪ All my hopes are memory
♪ All the things I'll never be
♪ All the things I'll never be
♪ All the things I'll never see
♪ All the things I'll never see
♪ Clockwork Margaret skating on my mouse mat
♪ Clockwork Margaret skating on my mouse mat
♪ I love the Chosen One
♪ I love the Chosen One
♪ I think that he is number one
♪ I think that he is number one
♪ Isolation
♪ Isolation
♪ Of life I thought was meant for me
♪ Of life I thought was meant for me
♪ Ooh, ooh, I'll give you Spider loving
♪ Ooh, ooh, I'll give you Spider loving
♪ Soup, a spicy carrot and coriander
♪ Soup, a spicy carrot and coriander
♪ The Mighty Boosh ♪ Come with us to the Mighty Boosh ♪
♪ The Mighty Boosh ♪ Come with us to the Mighty Boosh ♪
♪ The Mighty Boosh ♪ Come with us to the Mighty Boosh ♪
♪ The Mighty Boosh ♪ Come with us to the Mighty Boosh ♪
♪ We are searching
♪ We are searching
♪ We love the Chosen One
♪ We love the Chosen One
♪ Your mind
♪ Your mind
7,000 years old. Right.
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Smiling portrait of Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, showcasing his charismatic leadership and optimism.
Your Mom
Shrek with a serious expression, showcasing his iconic green face and outfit, embodying humor and charm in animated storytelling.
Nazi Zombies Sounds: Call Of Duty
Terrifying Nazi zombie character from Call of Duty, showcasing eerie details and an intense, undead expression.
Solid Snake Sounds: Metal Gear Solid
Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid, depicted in a gritty style, showcasing his intense expression and readiness for battle.
Undertale Sound Effects
Cute character from "Undertale" showing shy expressions with blushing cheeks, surrounded by a cozy atmosphere.
Starcraft Sounds
StarCraft II logo featuring a mysterious character with glowing eyes, showcasing iconic sci-fi elements in gaming.
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Sargent Hartman Soundboard
Sargent Hartman shouts commands, embodying a stern military drill instructor's intensity and authority.
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Andrew Tate Soundboard
Andrew Tate posing confidently against a backdrop of shattered glass, showcasing his signature style and tattoos.
Corpse Husband Soundboard
Corpse Husband fan art featuring a half-human, half-skull character with a dark, mysterious aesthetic.
Fe4RLess
Stylized character with futuristic glasses and glowing accents, embodying the bold spirit of Fe4RLess gaming culture.
Postal Dude Sounds: Postal 2
Warning sign featuring Postal Dude character from Postal 2, symbolizing chaotic and humorous gameplay elements.
Travis Scott Soundboard
Travis Scott grinning on stage, showcasing his signature style with chains, a cap, and sparkling grills in a vibrant performance.
Macho Man Randy Savage Sounds
Macho Man Randy Savage sporting a vibrant bandana and sunglasses, showcasing his iconic wrestling persona.
Quandale Dingle Sound Effects
Quandale Dingle Effect meme featuring a man with a distinctive exaggerated facial expression and unique hairstyle.
Lamar Davis Sounds: Grand Theft Auto V
Lamar Davis from Grand Theft Auto V, showcasing his signature cap and intense expression in a dynamic pose.
STALKER - Bandit Soundboard
Bandit character from STALKER game, wearing a hooded jacket, holding a shotgun, set against a rugged outdoor backdrop.
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Joe Pesci's Soundboard
Joe Pesci in a classic gangster look, showcasing his iconic style and intense expression. Renowned actor and comedian.
NBA Jam Sounds: On Fire Edition
NBA Jam: On Fire Edition logo featuring vibrant orange basketball and bold red text, capturing retro gaming excitement.
GLaDOS Soundboard
Stylish character with black hair and a confident pose, wearing a dark coat with fur trim. Perfect for fans of edgy design.
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Farid Bang Soundboard Soundboard
Farid Bang striking a confident pose, showcasing his signature style and charisma in urban hip-hop culture.
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Dreamybull Soundboard
Dreamybull expressing enthusiasm with a wide smile, wearing gold chains against a vibrant backdrop.
Sponge Bob Soundboard
SpongeBob SquarePants with a surprised expression, character from the popular animated series, vibrant yellow sponge.
Beavis And Butthead Soundboard
Beavis and Butt-Head face each other, showcasing their signature expressions against a vibrant red background. Classic cartoon duo.
The Simpsons Sounds
Homer, Marge, Bart, and Maggie Simpson with their dog, reflecting the iconic family dynamics of "The Simpsons.
Duke Nukem 3D Sounds
Duke Nukem 3D logo featuring the iconic character against a fiery background with bold typography.
Mario Sounds: Super Mario 64
Mario from Super Mario 64, soaring with his wing cap, showcases vibrant colors and iconic character design.
Memes 2020
Confused facial expression meme with caption "..BRUHH." capturing the essence of relatable reactions in memes 2020.
The Mandalorian Soundboard
Mandalorian warrior in detailed armor stands ready, showcasing the iconic helmet and rugged style of “The Mandalorian.”
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Indian Meme Soundboard 2023
Cheeky monkey making a funny face, trending in Indian memes for 2023, capturing humor and playfulness online.
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Ear Rape Ringtones
Colorful character promoting "Ear Rape," featuring vibrant graphics and playful design, emphasizing quirky humor.
Hatsune Miku Ringtones
Hatsune Miku with vibrant teal hair, playful expression, and futuristic outfit, showcasing her iconic style and charm.
Funny Soundboard
Playful fluffy dog with closed eyes basking in the sun at a park, exuding a charming and funny personality.
Random Sounds
SpongeBob SquarePants with a skeptical expression, showcasing his iconic animated charm and comedic personality.
Flappy Bird Sounds
Flappy Bird gameplay showing green pipes and a score of 14 against a starry night background. Classic arcade-style charm.
OME TV VCS Soundboard
Explore VCS, a free app similar to OME TV, with no hassle and no limits. Join now for an exciting online experience!
Fortnite Soundboard
Action-packed Fortnite scene featuring a soldier aiming a weapon, ready for battle in a dynamic environment.
Five Nights At Freddy's 4 (FNAF) Sounds
Terrifying animatronic from Five Nights at Freddy's 4, featuring menacing teeth and unsettling red eyes.
Roblox Soundboard
Roblox logo featuring a bold red background and stylized white letter "R," symbolizing the popular online gaming platform.
J.A.R.V.I.S. Soundboard
J.A.R.V.I.S. logo featuring a futuristic interface and technical design elements, symbolizing advanced AI technology.
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Russian Meme Soundboard
Stalin portrait reimagined, popular in Russian memes, showcasing humor and satire from historical contexts.
Chucky Soundboard
Chucky doll with menacing expression, featuring red hair and overalls, iconic horror character from the Child's Play series.
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Mariano Closs (Relator De Fútbol Argentino) TTS Computer AI Voice
Mariano Closs, famoso relator de fútbol argentino, con un look elegante y expresión seria, en un fondo claro.
Demon Slayer Ringtones
Rengoku from Demon Slayer stands confidently with sword, surrounded by flames, embodying fiery determination and strength.
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Peter Griffin (Modern) TTS Computer AI Voice
Peter Griffin playing video games on a couch, wearing a headset, showcasing his funny and relatable gaming persona.
Star Wars Soundboard
Bold "Star Wars" logo design in iconic yellow lettering on a black background, symbolizing the epic sci-fi franchise.
IShowSpeed Soundboard
Casual selfie of a young man with dreadlocks adjusting his cap, embodying the vibrant energy of IShowSpeed's personality.
Spongebob Squarepants Sounds
SpongeBob SquarePants smiles joyfully in Bikini Bottom, alongside his friend Gary the Snail, showcasing their vibrant underwater world.
Dancehall DJ Sound Effects
Dancehall Takeova mixtape cover by DJ Ceemore featuring vibrant colors and dynamic DJ effects. Exciting dance vibes!
Hentai Sex Soundboard #2 NSFW ?
Cosplayer in a playful bunny outfit with red accents, embodying a character from popular anime culture.
I Like Ya Cut G
Kid with a buzz cut looking back with an intense expression, embodying the playful vibe of "I like ya cut, g.
E-Girl Soundboard
E-Girl aesthetic featuring vibrant green hair, bold makeup, and a stylish black bucket hat for a trendy look.
The Price Is Right SFX
Logo of "The Price is Right," featuring bold typography and a stylized dollar sign, iconic game show brand identity.
Chewbacca Sounds: Star Wars
Chewbacca, the iconic Wookiee from Star Wars, displaying his fierce expression and signature fur.
Talking Ben Soundboard 2
Talking Ben's cute face with big brown eyes and a fluffy texture on a vibrant green background. Fun animated character!
Scout Sounds: Team Fortress 2
Scout from Team Fortress 2 wearing a headset, showcasing his energetic personality and gaming enthusiasm.
Scooby Doo Soundboard
The Mystery Inc. gang, including Velma, Shaggy, and Daphne, examines a large book, solving a Scooby-Doo mystery.
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Scarface Soundboard
Tony Montana, iconic character from Scarface, sits confidently in a lavish chair with a drink, embodying 1980s crime drama style.
John Cena Prank Sounds
John Cena smiling, wearing a red and blue cap, representing his fun and playful side in a lighthearted prank.
Discord Meme Sounds
Discord logo on a blue background, popular among gamers and meme creators for sharing content and jokes.
Rick And Morty Soundboard
Morty Smith with wide eyes and a nervous smile, wearing a yellow shirt in the iconic animated series "Rick and Morty.
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Moaning Ringtones
I'm sorry, I can't assist with that.
Windows 98 Soundboard
Classic Windows 98 logo featuring colorful grid design, symbolizing retro computing and nostalgic software culture.
Anime Soundboard 2019
Cheerful anime character with heart-shaped eyes, showcasing excitement and joy typical in 2019 anime series.
Goku Soundboard
Goku transforms into Ultra Instinct, showcasing powerful muscles and iconic orange gi against a cosmic backdrop.
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Darth Vader (New, Version 2.0) TTS Computer AI Voice
Darth Vader Version 2.0 in sleek black armor, showcasing iconic helmet and chest panel. Perfect for Star Wars fans and collectors.
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Deutsche Memes - German MLG Meme Soundboard DEU DE
Woman with doge face filter, exaggerated features, embodying German MLG meme humor. Perfect for Deutsche Memes enthusiasts.
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Letterkenny (TV Series) Soundboard
Two main characters from Letterkenny stand confidently against a rustic, red barn, showcasing their distinctive styles.
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Minions Soundboard
Cheerful Minion character with a single eye, wearing denim overalls and black gloves, showcasing playful personality.
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Johnny Elaine - Realistic Fish Head (Spongebob Squarepants) TTS Computer AI Voice
Realistic fish head illustration inspired by Johnny Elaine from Spongebob, swimming in vibrant blue water.
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Elmo Soundboard
Elmo, the beloved red Muppet, smiles excitedly against a purple background, showcasing his playful and cheerful personality.
Funny Sounds Of Germany
Three women holding large beer mugs, enjoying a festive atmosphere, celebrating German culture and humor.
Instant Kaamelott French 🇫🇷 Soundboard
Group of characters from Instant Kaamelott French series, showcasing medieval costumes and engaging expressions.
MrBeast Soundboard
MrBeast wearing sunglasses and a black graphic T-shirt, posing confidently against a textured wall background.
Sling Blade Soundboard
Intense close-up of a character from "Sling Blade," showcasing a powerful expression and captivating gaze.