The Mighty Boosh - Season 1 Edit

A barrel monkey?

A bit quiet at the moment but I got something lined up for the autumn.

A blow up crystaI ball for the shaman who likes to travel.

A day at the races with Uncle Bobo?

A few of us get together at weekends, listen to reggae.

A fool or an idiot.

A freshwater fascist for all the family.

A journey into the depths of the human soul,

A man alone with his dreams.

A place without bars.

A sapphire, as big as a schoolboy's head.

A tasty yellow beef

A tasty yellow beef!

A thumb of gigantic proportion.

A weird bloke picked me up, put me in his box.

Aaahh! Oh, not again! Yes!

Aaahhh! (Sobs)

About what?

About your business? You've gone wrong in your mind tank.

According to the map, the Animal Offender Zoo's here.

Actually, l'd better go and look for Howard. I'm a bit worried about him.

After 212 kills,

After a quick drink, Charlie stole Eric Philips'magic carpet and left for Seattle.

After fighting with the wolf, I set off to find the Egg of Mantumbi,

Afterwards, l'd be so full l'd need a little sleepie.

Ah, just as I remember.

Ah, Moon. Walk and talk with me.

Ah! It's not that. Just a minute. It's coming.

Ah! Oh.

Ah.

Ah. (Chuckles)

Ah. Limbo, bimbo. One of these mirrors does lead to limbo.

Ah. Tape. Yes.

Ah. The sacred pipe.

Ah... No one could get near that llama. But you, you got off on it.

Ah...the arrogance of youth.

Ain't nobody who can touch me. I'm Monsoon Moon. l...

AIso, I've got to rescue Howard from limbo.

AlI is lost. I'm so alone.

AlI right, boys? Oi, Bobby. Where's my tenner?

AlI right, lads. Back to work.

AlI right, listen up. I'm taking you back to head office.

AlI right, mate.

AlI right, you two beatniks! What do you think this is,

AlI right. I'll make a few calIs, see what I can do.

AlI right. Let's get to work.

AlI that's left is the gleam

AlI the benefits of a cooI drink but with a caffeine boost.

All a bit too busy. All the features jostling for position.

All I'm saying is look at Bollo. Look at his face all the lines.

All my family are into boxing.

All of them, even me auntie. She loves it.

All right, cool, I'll bring him round.

All right, Howard?

All right, mate? What's the problem?

All right, that's ages, it will be fine. Cool your boots.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. For you I'll give it a go.

All right. Having a bit of trouble with the keyboard player, Johnny Two Hats.

All right. He's jealous now. Come on.

All right. Mr Rogers, you gotta tell me what you saw last night.

All the great front men work with animals. Jagger worked in a pet shop.

All unpaid, mind. Evil hooves.

All we've gotta do now is get back before the wolves arrive.

All will be revealed...

All with bleedin' massive thumbs.

An actor, a great actor, who's agreed to play a part within the show.

And accompanying him today

And anyway, you faiI to take into account my mirror balIs.

And as I raised my thumb up to smash his tiny skull in,

And as the saying goes, you are what you eat.

And boarded his magic carpet.

And bring Gary Numan's entire back catalogue.

And do what must be done.

And don't get Vince to go instead of you.

And enterprises of great pith and moment...

And everybody comes from all over and gives us money.

And hand me pens as and when I need them.

And he go away and er...fly.

And he in a bag and I make him and go and I flat him out!

And I am freaking cheese!

And I could have been one of the greats, but something happened.

And I know my python wouldn't do that.

And I need you more than ever

And I need you more tonight

And I want you to look presentable. That means shoes, Naboo.

And I was so full, I fell asleep.

And I wonder what I'm doing in a place like this

And I'll be the head in a jar.

And I'm king of the Mods.

And I'm trying to create some stuff out here, pull some shapes,

And I've got flu. I had flu. I'm not quite 100% yet.

And if she sees him knocking on death's door, lying around like a box,

And keep him at bay with your jab, all right?

And l, Howard Moon, shalI be that man.

And lights up the jungle!

And more Dixon Bainbridge.

And now, kids, our final stop on the tour of the Zooniverse...

And put in a jar, and 12,000 years from now they'll revivify me

And so, the moraI of the story is, never loo...

And some outlandish speciaI effects.

And something else. Bainbridge has got Howard.

And splice it onto the body of a snake.

And thank you too...

And then that next evening, you'll never believe what happened.

And they lived over 40 minutes away, in Wakefield.

And they won't be able to afford toboggans or sausages.

And they're creeping into my line of vision, sort of bobbing in,

And this is The Best Of The '70s.

And this...is Gary Numan.

And thus the native hue of resolution

And using its hind legs, disembowels its prey in sec...

And was within days of finding it, when, as legend has it,

And wash it down with a cup of hot, steaming rules.

And we'lI be holding on forever

And you hang about her garden all night, weeping into her fishpond.

And you'lI only be making it right

And you're going to be a famous writer.

And you're never coming round

And your nose like a delicious slope of cream

And your referee today is Naboo, the shaman and kiosk vendor.

And your teeth like hard, shiny pegs of cream...

And, erm...the winner gets a rake.

And, hey, Kerouac. You ever heard of a comb?

And...fighting the Killeroo,

Animals come and go, roads go on forever. Here's to Tarmac and to me.

Animals should never be made to fight one another.

Anno dominus, vomitus erectus etceteras.

Any last requests, I'll be happy to service 'em.

Anything you want, really. Some people visit their dear mums to say goodbye.

Anything.

Anyway, I've been thinking, I don't think it's for me, the rock and roll lifestyle.

Anyway, if you see him, his name's Tony.

Anyway, if you see Tony you let me know.

Anyway, it's not strictly true, what you were saying.

Anyway, look, Bryan, I better get going.

Anyway, the old lady that sponsors the...

Anyway, the problem was it was so hot in the jungle

Anyway, when this guy's not busy being a carpet,

Anyways, we can make 'em fight, make lots of money.

Anywhere here?

Apprentice? Get stuffed. You're my apprentice.

Arctic death, infinite night

Are there cops?

Are they tarantulas' eggs?

Are you a friend of Vince's?

Are you aware of the music known as jazz?

Are you going to be wearing those hats tonight?

Are you in a band?

Are you really a ghost? That is genius.

Arms in shock, in with the claw

As a writer, l'd want to focus on the act of writing.

As if she's gonna ring for you. Oh, I mean, she might do.

As if that's a moustache. That's a cappuccino stain.

As if you're gonna be a writer. You haven't even got a pen.

As if your moves work.

As if. You finish nothing.

As you know, Howard and Vince have disappeared.

Asked if I wanted a piece of you.

Awful.

Babies all over the place.

Back in half an hour to splice you silly.

Bainbridge sells zoo. They're building a road over it.

Bainbridge told me that when the man panda kisses the lady panda,

Bainbridge, that's Naboo. This is Vince right here.

Balabang mamphor...

Basically, he's gonna be doing this throughout the show,

Be ready for it like me. I'm ready for death.

Beautiful. You start Monday. Congratulations.

Beauty is but skin deep, my pointy friend.

Bebop's my home.

Because to kill a man you need a much bigger bite radius.

Because you trained me up.

Before you employ some bozo on front vox?

Big box like that with small sweets in it would be funny.

Big time. Love to write.

Billy Ocean worked in an aquarium. That's how he got his name.

Biro's fine.

Blind Bonnie Shortbread. Huh?

Blue like a barnacle Sittin' in a tight place

Bobby Bob Bob, king of the doughnut people!

Boing, tikka masala, oh!

Bollo, when Howard was alive, he was always banging on about jazz.

Bollo, you've gotta help me. I need a guitarist for tonight's gig.

Bollo'll rinse you out like a hot flannel.

Bollo's not well. He don't want to hear that bleak imagery. He's got a fever.

Boy, are we lucky!

Brilliant.

Brilliant. Problem was, Bryan used to go on tour quite a lot.

Brilliant. Thanks, Naboo. You're a Peruvian genius.

Bring my face out? I should knock yours back.

Bring your face out get a pipe, a pink cowboy hat.

But anyway, don't deny me my role,

But between those episodes, there was a calmer side to Tommy.

But do we really die?

But don't be afraid. It's just that as an actor I can play any emotion.

But don't worry, these bars could stop a speeding juggernaut.

But don't worry. Dance around a bit. Bob and weave, OK?

But don't you worry about it, Howard. I've got a surprise for you.

But everyone'll think you wrote it.

But for Biggy Shackleton, whose icy encounter with Black Frost

But he is deep in the centre of the jungle room.

But he's got pictures of me naked.

But I ain't all evil.

But I can take you some of the way. Hop upon my small section of Woodstock.

But I don't suppose that's music you're familiar with.

But I don't want anything to do with that now.

But I shalI return to the Arctic, not for the money or the fame,

But I try to be discreet

But I'm aIso your friend. But I'm not your wife.

But I'm not afraid. It's the naturaI cycle.

But I've got pictures of you nude. That's right.

But if we take Fossil's route, it's about six hours.

But in his cold blooded reptilian haste,

But in the event of his disappearance, after 10 years, it reverts to Bainbridge.

But just as I was nodding off,

But l've got an idea. it's an old boxing trick.

But l've had a really good time. It's been great. I'll probably see you around, yeah?

But let me tell you something.

But maybe you gots to do something for me.

But on the bright side, we can get together more. Where are you going?

But only one. You must choose wisely.

But our finest exhibit...is over here.

But seeing as there's been a mix up, I'll telI you what I'll do.

But that is nonsense.

But the good news is we found out who the culprit is!

But the main thing is we had good times, yeah?

But we have made massively violent love. Did I say that out loud?

But we must try.

But we're also going on a different journey,

But we're nearly there. We've got to get back, stop the sale of the zoo.

But when I came to, there it was, like a fleshy maraca.

But when I dance, oh, how my beauty shines forth

But when we do, it's going to be incredible.

But you can barely notice.

But you have an honest heart. You brought it back to me.

But you must help me, Howard Moon.

But you were the least musical of my children.

By what?

Bye bye.

CalI me Tundra Boy, because I move like an Arctic lizard

Calm a llama down.

Calm like an ocean.

Calmallama deep down in the ocean

Can a man live on after his death?

Can anyone be a hero any more in the modern world?

Can be found...

Can I help you?

Can I touch your hair now?

Can you dig out his words? I'll put the stove on.

Can you keep still, you batty crease? I'm trying to do your portrait.

Can you stilI get a discount on that digitaI camera?

Can't believe it, Mrs Gideon getting off with that panda like that.

Can't hurt to have a little look inside, can it, eh? Why not?

Can't or won't?

Can't.

Caraway, caraway, caraway, noise Boing, tikka masala

Carlos Santana wore these when he was training for Woodstock.

Carpet man don't eat.

Charlie panicked and fired the tiny lnuit bullets into Eric's crocodile peepers.

Charlie said, 'I'm cool with that.' And set fire to a posh hammer to make it official.

Charlie started to melt onto the pavement.

Charlie was racked with guilt. He'd killed 50 lnuits. No one needs that.

Charlie wasn't fazed, though. He just zoomed about the place,

Check him out.

Check it, check it out. Ow!

Check the insect cabinet. I think we're one caterpillar short.

Check this out.

Check this out.

Check this out.

Cheers.

Cheers. Are you in a band?

Cheese is a kind of meat

Chewing gum.

Chigwack, Aleready, get in your cage!

Chin up.

Christ, you're thick.

Colin here.

Colto. How is Colto?

Come back here! Oi!

Come closer.

Come forwards. Come into the light.

Come on, baby. You wanna feel the warmth of me

Come on, Bollo. You'lI pulI through.

Come on, Carlos.

Come on, grab his fur. Go on, Howard!

Come on, Howard. Put some energy into it. Get involved.

Come on, then. Step into the painy season.

Come on, there's plenty of reasons why she wouldn't ring.

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. I think you're going about it all the wrong way with Gideon.

Come on. Let's go. The egg's not round here.

Come on. There you go.

Come on. You're getting alI tense again.

Come with us to The Mighty Boosh

Come with us to The Mighty Boosh

Come with us to The Mighty Boosh The Mighty Boosh

Come with us to The Mighty Boosh The Mighty Boosh

Come. Sit down and warm yourself by the fire.

Comin' out of me like yellow cable.

Coming in your tent, in the pink light, scissorbite

Cor demahek ayyy....

Cor misahek...

Cos he was a Rocker. Used to go down to Brighton at weekends.

Cos the Boosh is loose and we're a little bit raw

Cos the head of Pieface Records is here to see us.

Cos think about it. Hamilton Cork hasn't seen your sentence.

Cos what I set out to do, I finish, sir.

Could you make me look less like a balloon?

Couldn't draw the face but it's self explanatory.

Course you can, he's all neck.

Crowds of people will be tearing this place apart in a frenzy!

Crumb eye. We have to get crumbs in each others' eyes

Crusty in the bingo hall, running like a China whore

Cryogenics. Are you aware of cryogenics?

D'you live round here, do you?

D'you mind?

D'you really wanna be fighting?

Dance around, kick some hay.

Day 12. Vince dead.

Dear, oh, dear. I've heard some excuses in my time. That is priceless.

Death, nothingness, oblivion.

Deep inside me. I wanted fame, Vince.

Deep inside you, don't you?

Destination, Alaska.

Did Mrs Gideon ring for me?

Did you bring anything, like a gun or...a fork?

Did you kiss him?

Did you say, ''Hold me''?

Different rules apply out here. It's kill or be killed.

Dig deep and bring out some of those darker truths we alI share.

Direct debit. Whoosh.

Dixon Bainbridge.

DJ Spit ln Your Eye, DJ Venom they're all here!

Do not be afraid, my child.

Do not telI me. Perhaps what you seek is inside yourseIf.

Do you know who I am? Where did you get this chump from, huh?

Do you look at me and see Gandalf the hoary, old wizard?

Do you love him?

Do you mind? I've got some private zoo business to attend to.

Do you mind? This is a poignant moment between me and my hero.

Do you remember? He was out there hoofing doctors, hoofing vicars.

Documenting the journey.

Doesn't like it? What does he like?

Don't be blowing that wrong number again, will ya?

Don't be stupid. Go on. Read it.

Don't forget to check out those aquatic displays at 3:30 and again at 5:30.

Don't give my trousers to people.

Don't go running off at the drop of a hat.

Don't kill me! I loved Lenin!

Don't kill me. I've got so much to give!

Don't kill me. l've got so much to give.

Don't know if you've ever seen a man ride a porpoise, but it can be thrilling.

Don't lock your door or we'lI come through your rooftop

Don't mess with me. 29er.

Don't say anything. Simply kiss my balls.

Don't start scatting. We don't need scat at this point.

Don't thank me. Thank Naboo's Miracle Wax.

Don't touch me.

Don't touch me.

Don't touch me.

Don't touch my hair.

Don't touch that!

Don't try and stop me. I'm quick, like lightning. I'm frightening. Oww!

Don't try and take me on. I'm king of the Mods.

Don't worry about that. Dreams don't mean anything.

Don't you remember those days? We were jazz pioneers.

Don't you understand anything? We're here to find him.

Don't you worry about that. I've got a way we can sneak you in.

Drink some water.

Drum'n'bass? What is drum'n'bass?

Earlier this morning you foolishly squared up to me,

Ease the tension. Let's have the radio.

Easy does it, Margaret.

Either that or work in Dixons. I haven't decided.

Electro's good. I enjoy the music of the Human League.

Enjoy the show.

Enjoy the show.

Enjoy the show.

Enjoy the show.

Enjoy the show. Simon! Simon!

Enough. Now you shalI burn. You and your wife with the ridiculous hair.

Er, yeah. It's not really about that.

Er...

Er... When an young...kitten...

Er...something about calamari. I'm not hungry.

Eric Philips decided to refreeze Charlie

Erm... You can have this pipe. It's worth over 35 Euros.

Erm...let's not concentrate on your opponent.

Eurghh... AlI jutting out of your mouth in an icy tangle.

Even Colto, the deaf horse, could sing better.

Even if I could, I haven't got the right look. My hair's not right.

Even me own mother would reel back in horror like an anaconda.

Ever since we set off, I've been leaving a traiI of sweets.

Every now and then I falI apart

Every now and then I get a little bit lonely

Everybody! # Nicey nicey zoo zoo

Everybody's been bugging me about Joey Moose.

Everyone knows he felI in the ocelot pit.

Everyone's a comedian here, aren't they?

Excellent. Cheers. Thanks, mate. See you later.

Experimental stuff.

Explorers. People who went deep into the heart of darkness

Feast your eyes...on Trevor Robinson,

Feeling that? Wait till the slap bass solo comes in.

Feels like nothing. But that's the vibrating palm.

Find Howard. Slap him in the face.

Finishing gel?

First annual shady underground boxing competition!

First, our turnip shipment arrived 25 minutes late

Flashback.

Fools. I know how to get out of the jungle instantly.

For if you choose wrongly,

For it is far too dangerous.

For the love of Yahweh, make it stop!

For there are over 1 7 mirrors in the Mirror World.

For this smashing gift, I shalI set you both free.

Former male prostitute.

Fossil, get him out of here.

Four. Make it eight. Sod it.

Freedom is a place.

Freedom? What is freedom?

Freedom?! Don't make me laugh! You're nothing!

Freezing you up, freezing you down like an icicle

From hot reds down through the lilacs,

From reading the first sentence.

Funny that, innit? it's all down to you. You.

Further.

Get away. Sling your hook.

Get him in the ambient hutch. Quick.

Get in my Hoover bag, you boo.

Get in there, slap him! Howard, come on!

Get inside.

Get lost, creepy crust.

Get me a person then.

Get me an ape suit, four bananas and a hot towel.

Get off me. We've got a chemistry.

Get on it. Now, he'lI be here any second.

Get out the way. I'll deal with this.

Get outta here! I gotta work!

Get ready for some Tommy magic. Here comes the wisdom.

Get to work, alI of you.

Getting out on the open road, getting away from the zoo.

Gideon, I love you! Gideon!

Gideon! Gideon!

Gideon! Gideon!

Gideon! Gideon! Gideon!

Gideon! I didn't mean to do that!

Give him some Chekov.

Give my love to Cindy. Cheers.

Given the right opportunity.

Glue them on. Redesign your hair. Have fun with it.

Go ahead, pumpkin.

Go on then, quickly.

Go on, my son!

Go on, then. Surprise me.

God, I've missed him.

Goes back as far as the Chinese dynasty.

Gonna be a jazz musician.

Good luck, fool.

Goodbye.

Gorilla.

Got into one of the driers and when they got him out it was small.

Got these videos off Naboo. Kangaroo videos.

Grab his flamin' balls.

Great moments. You know, they can't take those moments away from you.

Great times, Bollo.

Great to be working with you. I'm really looking forward to working with you.

Great.

Guiding me about my business, thank you very much.

Guiding you where?

Hamilton Cork's going to be there. Apparently I'm going to be famous.

Handsome? I've seen footage of him. He had a big head.

Has been killed.

Have you come about the croutons?

Have you contacted the police about this?

Have you got any food?

Have you got any lotions or potions? Anything?

Have you got anyone or not?

Have you got anything bigger?

Have you got anything you could be doing? Distributing seeds?

Have you listened to anything I've said?

Have you thought about joining the circus?

Haven't you seen the show? ''Captain Cabinets, trapped in cabinets.''

HB, please.

He asked me to play Blue Train by John Coltrane at his funeral.

He brought a fresh pair of eyes to it. Fresh perspective.

He can stop the sale of the zoo. Let's go!

He comes around, does odd jobs. We give him a uniform, he's happy.

He comes round when you're asleep, watches you, leans over your bed. OOh.

He could move from dream to dream, like the dream skipper.

He decided to spend the rest of his life putting small hairstyles on to boots,

He did the epaulettes, did he?

He died last week. No, he did. Have a word. You've got to have a word.

He doesn't look like much, but check out his arms.

He doesn't understand her needs. There's no way they're getting it on.

He doesn't understand the service industry.

He dreamt about a zoo so small it could fit inside a key.

He gave you coin, you gave him booty.

He gets in danger, I go and sort it out. That's how the show works.

He got in a gift shop, put a moustache on. A girI said, ''Can I have a pencil?''

He got out! I'll take care of it.

He had a gram of speed and two microdots.

He had many dreams. He had dreams about this place, Vince.

He is as real as this forest.

He is the lord. He brings the pain and the heal.

He lo o o oves his dancin'.

He looks a bit weird. He's all wooden. He looks like a conker.

He looks like a paedophile.

He looks like a retard.

He may try to kiss me on the cheek, maybe the mouth.

He moves in. Boom.

He poured him into an antique soup ladle

He punched a filly in the face.

He refroze him into the shape of a Hoover.

He said to me, ''500 euros.''

He said to me...

He said, ''Because the monkey folk plan to steal your face.''

He should go and see Naboo.

He slashes diagonal,

He slashes one way, he slashes the other.

He sounds like a dick.

He took a shine to 'em.

He took me out killing gazelles,

He took pity on Charlie and sc****d him off the floor with a pair of fish slices.

He tried to get Columbo's, but that was on too tight.

He used to feed me the soft, tasty meat.

He was a man's man. I mean, look at you. Feather cut, pointy features.

He was a passionate man, and he liked to work closely with the animaIs,

He was being frozen as he said it. Give me the next one.

He was frozen to death by the hideous icy bastard

He was running from something, and that something was me.

He went AWOL, he went crazy. Started hoofing the public.

He'd probably go like this.

He'd seen mine and that was the one he wanted.

He'lI knock thrice. ''Come in,'' I'll say. ''Sit yourseIf down.

He's a lunatic. Absolute nut box.

He's a pop star, right, but he's got a pilot's licence. lmagine that.

He's a skeleton. Get it?

He's adapting to his natural environment.

He's being pummelled left and right.

He's doo dee do. I'm doo dee da.

He's down! Oh, my God, he's down like a clown!

He's dressed as an ape in the ape enclosure. What am I supposed to do?

He's gone berserk! He's killing everyone!

He's gonna get killed. ls there anything you can do?

He's got legs, and another leg on his face.

He's got no business messing with the scripts. He works at the ice rink.

He's great. He knows everything about boxing.

He's hot. Big fight tomorrow night. it's gonna be exciting.

He's in a trance, a jazz trance. Every day he does this.

He's in danger. We have to go and save him.

He's jealous now. He's all charged up.

He's just the local simpleton. You know, I know his mum.

He's like Connect Four in dagger terms.

He's like Mowgli in flares, but you don't know who he is, do you? It's funny.

He's my hero.

He's not working at the moment, so I though l'd get him in.

He's seen what's going on. He saw my boy.

He's successful. He's got great hair. He's a great writer.

He's such a joker. He's always doing stuff like that.

He's talking to a geezer with a big head.

He's technically the owner and you can't selI it.

He's trying to lose weight. (Chuckles) It's a joke.

He's using sonar or something.

Head for the hills! You're on your own, everybody!

Heading to the plate,

Hear me now.

Hello, Bainbridge. It's Bobby bob bob.

Hello, is that Gary?

Hello, stranger. You look weary from your travels.

Hello! Welcome to my zoo for animal offenders.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? (Echoes)

Hello.

Hello. We've got a gig tonight, remember?

Helps with work. You know what I mean?

Here are the keys.

Here we are, it's coming now. This is it. It's coming up.

Here you go, Mrs Gideon, he's in there.

Here, Bainbridge. You just click the end like this. Clickety click, clickety...

Here's a little taster of what I can do.

Hey there, little fella. Mmm.

Hey, Bainbridge, what are you up to in here?

Hey, dung heads, let's move it along.

Hey, Howard. Check this out.

Hey, Howard. Do you think you could do me a favour?

Hey, Howard. Howard.

Hey, Howard. There's some girls.

Hey, Leroy. How's it going?

Hey, let's sing a song, huh?

Hey, Naboo.

Hey, Naboo. How are you?

Hey, Naboo. Naboo?

Hey, Vince. will you do me a favour when I'm dead?

Hey.

Hey. Come on, little man. It's gonna be alI right.

Hey. How's it going?

Hey. Wow!

Hi, Mrs Gideon. Big fight tomorrow for me. Hope you can make it.

Hi.

Hi. Hope you enjoyed the show tonight, particularly...

Hi. My name is Howard Moon. This is my apprentice, Vince Noir.

Hi. Nice hair.

Hi. Welcome to the show. I'm Howard Moon and this is Vince Noir.

Hi. Welcome to the show. I'm Howard Moon, this is Vince Noir.

Hi. Welcome to the show. My name's Howard Moon and this is Vince Noir.

Hi. Welcome to the show. My name's Howard Moon. This is Vince Noir.

Hi. Welcome to the show. My name's Howard Moon. This is Vince Noir.

Hi. Welcome to the show. My name's Vince Noir.

Hideous? I thought he had a certain bony charm.

Hit it!

Hm? Go on, then. What you looking at?

Hm.

Hmm. Seven off. I could probably work with that.

Hmm. That's a good idea.

Hold me.

Hooo! Hoofed her out of the shop.

Hoover or not, I'm a coming for you.

Hot Wee Wee Jefferson. The Cystitis Kid.

How about, Moon, I give you this...cup?

How am I gonna find the secret lab?

How cooI is that?

How dare you? What are you saying about my face?

How dare you. This is at least a mocha, OK? Don't be mocking my mocha.

How did it go with you and the porpoise race?

How have you helped on this journey?

How old do you think I am?

How's it going with you and your pop band?

Howard came back from the dead. He said old people lose their hair. Is it true?

Howard Moon and his ugly girlfriend are missing. Where are they?

Howard Moon disappears, you got a riot on your hands!

Howard Moon was a good friend of mine.

Howard Moon, get your ass to the jackal hut.

Howard Moon!

Howard Moon?

Howard Moon. I work here at the zoo.

Howard Moon. We just spoke ten minutes ago.

Howard Moon. You are to be thrown into the pit of eternaI fire.

Howard Moon's journal, day four.

Howard Moon's journal, day six.

Howard, I have a plan to save the zoo.

Howard, l've been thinking, yeah? I mean, you're a sensitive man.

Howard, look. AlI this stuff coming out of his mouth.

Howard, there's a job opening here as a barrel monkey with your name on it.

Howard! Howard? Howard! Howard!

Howard! Oh!

Howard! Stop the van! Howard, stop. Wait.

Howard?

Howard?

Howard?

Howard? Howard.

Howard.

Howard.

Howard.

Howard. Howard Moon. I work here.

Howard. Howard!

Howard. Howard. Howard!

Howard. I thought you were dead.

Howard's other passion in life was jazz. Howard loved jazz.

Huh!

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? I only had one banana.

Huh?! I could rest my drinks on your head!

Humiliating and potentially dangerous thing I've ever heard you say.

I ain't gonna kill you, mate. I need a sprinkle, you onion.

I ain't happy with you. I live right near Monkey Hell.

I ain't melted, you onion. I'm over here.

I always get my man.

I am dead, you idiot.

I am king of the Mods so l'lI put a parka on and walk about like that,

I am Mr Susan, guardian of the mirrors. What do you seek, stranger?

I am slowing you down and the wolves are getting closer.

I am speaking to the five finger. I am the prettiest one here.

I am the only one bright enough. (Gurgles)

I appreciate the gesture, but no.

I beg your pardon?

I break through all boundaries.

I can make you like that. You wanna be on the wall, Howard Moon?

I can play any instrument at all. You name it, I'm a multi instrumentalist.

I can play bassoon, that's the irony of that.

I can talk to animals. I'm like Mowgli, the retro version.

I can't believe it.

I can't believe it. He's got anger problems.

I can't believe those electro girls, they stabbed everyone up.

I can't believe what's going on here!

I can't believe you're saying that. What about the animals?

I can't do a thing with it.

I can't go on any further. I am too old.

I can't really stay that long, Bryan.

I can't Vince, I just can't do it.

I can't wait!

I combed the universe in search of the stripy insect shaman.

I come from a long line of hitchhikers,

I could do what Bainbridge is doing. I could do alI that.

I could have a heart attack. It's like sleepwalking. I was deep in the juju.

I could see him thinking, ''Oh, I created that monster.

I could see in his little insect face.

I could sort that out for you, though.

I could talk to the cobra myself, chose not to.

I couldn't really find that. Sorry, Howard. But I found another song about a train.

I design speedboats.

I didn't know how to get one.

I didn't know what was happening. For days I was in a trance.

I didn't wanna have to do this, Moon,

I displayed some powerful moves.

I do not believe that boy's giving me the credence I deserve.

I do something for you, you do something for me.

I don't care. it's gone too far.

I don't dance for Fossil.

I don't get on that well with snakes. I'm small monkeys and lizards.

I don't have a problem with that, you know. Because I'm loyal.

I don't know anything about boxing. I'm a French duke.

I don't know how lucky I'll get. Wait, here he comes. Get the gate.

I don't know how to dial. Thank you.

I don't know why you're so happy. lt was your panda.

I don't know. I mean, I...

I don't like to end on a down note. Here's a song.

I don't need training from you. I'm a gifted child.

I don't run along to Fossil. Go in my own time.

I don't think so. He's way too dangerous. That's Micky The Fist.

I don't think the forest liked what you were saying.

I don't think you understand women. What d'you think women like?

I don't use them. Quite meaty. What is it?

I don't wanna die. I've got so much to give.

I don't wanna know. Can't you just tell me a story?

I don't want anything more to do with you.

I don't want that. Please, I can't have that.

I don't want you to rush up to us.

I doubt he'll be interested in one sentence.

I even got inside Steve Davis. Though that was an accident.

I explained to you, when I play an instrument

I fail to see what's funny about that.

I feeI much better. Thing is, though, what am I gonna do about Howard?

I felI off the mountain ledge, but luckily, my falI was broken by a wolf.

I find that difficuIt to believe. Tommy was one of the greatest zookeepers ever.

I followed Bainbridge into his secret lab, I found Mrs Gideon's python,

I found one of your Charlie books in a packet of Weetabix.

I found them, me, on my own.

I got a bit carried away and the jazz got in me and I had a jazz attack.

I got the moves.