Paper Girls - Season 1 Edit

A a mobile HQ that oversees the entire timeline.

A boy?

A coincidence that we landed in the exact year

A couple hours.

A family, I...

A folding in time.

A folding?

A folding.

A future that should've never been allowed to happen,

A graduate of MIT.

A long time for this one.

A lot of people are not gonna understand at first, but...

A lot.

A new kind of war.

A predestination paradox.

A pretty big one, if you ask me.

A second chance.

A team of which you will be part.

A U.S. senator and a mother of four.

A while.

A whole lot better than this limp dick

Aah, get your hands off me, you fucking creep!

Aah! [groans]

Ablute the surrounding area and kill anyone who's from,

Abort, abort. You're gonna die.

About 20 minutes or so out Route 183.

About skipping Barry Lyndon anyway.

About the year 2000?

About you getting shot...

Actually playing it pretty smart when you think about it.

Adoption?

Adult you definitely gave those bastards

Adult you never gets in that robot.

Afraid I'm not much of a farmer.

Afraid so.

After after we left, and he's fine.

After Dad died, there was nobody else.

After those two visited me yesterday, something

Ah ha ha...

Ah, do we need to?

Ah, for fuck's sake.

Ah!

Ah!

Alcoholic husband,

Alice never left your side.

All because of you.

All he cared about was getting that to '99 for the STF.

All human knowledge, you can just go to it with a computer?

All I can think about is... why was it me?

All of this has been really hard for everyone.

All of you to get as far away from here as possible.

All of you.

All of you. Come on.

All right, all right, all right. Calm down.

All right, Big Mac.

All right, but we have traveled...

All right, come on, my house isn't far.

All right, fine. We can go to my house.

All right, five bucks says Wally and his buddies

All right, it was just an idea.

All right, let's go.

All right, Mac. Take it easy on her. Jesus.

All right, then... Jo.

All right, whatever, it's your funeral.

All right, you two need to tell me...

All right? I didn't mean to. It was an accident. All right?

All right.

All right. Fine. If it'll keep you three

All right. Lights off. Lights off. Leave 'em here.

All right. Okay, so tell me about school.

All the burdens you're feeling right now...

All this sacrifice.

All this stuff wasn't here before.

Already, you big idiot?

Also the future, but...

Also, are we sick?

Also, I'm a lighting designer.

Although that name has gotten a lot less okay.

Although...

Always.

Am I supposed to feel anything?

Am I wearing a sign that says "Feed me Pop Tarts"

Am I? I guess.

Amazing!

An "A" in science?

An institute?

An unrealistic expectation at this point. But...

Analog signals, so they can't listen in

And a career, and a husband.

And a lot of the Coyles, for that matter,

And a woman died!

And according to Dylan,

And actually, according to my temporal map,

And Alice? Are they still together?

And another thing: MIT isn't someone else's dream.

And arrive in 2019 and all of that craziness.

And assuming that they don't have a record of me

And besides...

And Brandman public library.

And buy me some smokes.

And carry around in your pocket, and...

And Civil War soldiers all the time.

And crash there for the night.

And didn't survive.

And disappear pretty quickly.

And do the whole kids and mortgage thing.

And doing the right thing ended up

And even if they were, they want nothing to do with you.

And every moment in your life

And everything that's going to happen,

And everything that's happened

And for the record,

And forced me

And frankly, I'm jealous.

And get some of your blood drawn.

And get this book to Heck and Naldo.

And getting the fuck far away from Stony Stream.

And go back to MIT.

And go to the same private schools.

And have a house with two stories, right next to Missy's.

And he seems to have recorded

And he's way taller than this kid.

And here's the moon cycles.

And how to get there that you have no idea

And how we might be able to get you back.

And I am worthy.

And I cannot do trench warfare that early in the morning.

And I didn't want to bother you or anything.

And I don't need to see that.

And I don't think it's possible to have 100 babies.

And I felt really bad about it,

And I found her brother's address.

And I had sea monkeys. [laughs]

And I have that route

And I just... I just ran away like a child.

And I know you.

And I need you to drive it.

And I recall that President Kennedy had to go days on end

And I smoke a lot.

And I think what we really need to move through

And I want to do this.

And I want you to live.

And I'll be damned if I'm gonna blow the '99 mission.

And I'll be ready.

And I'll do whatever it takes to make sure that never happens.

And I'll just pop over for a very discreet follow up,

And I'm Ben Dover and this here is Buck Naked.

And I'm going to make sure that never happens.

And I'm gonna be a half hour late.

And I'm gonna have a good dinner

And I'm gonna play with my puppy,

And I'm sad to report that the scrap metal yard

And I'm your older brother.

And I'm...

And I've been waiting

And if I can,

And if I don't get no tolls, I don't eat no rolls.”

And if we do what you're saying,

And if we don't do something within the next hour,

And if we lose?

And if you can stop bad things from happening,

And if you fuck up,

And if you really care about your meemaw, get in the car,

And in a very high income tax bracket.

And in case you forgot, you're not my actual dad.

And in its weakened state, after all the recording

And in my life,

And in my life...

And it can be overwhelming,

And it matched up.

And it really sucks.

And it was really beautiful.

And it's just...

And it's still there on the farm?

And just thinking about that

And kamikaze your stupid ass?

And longitude coordinates for his farm.

And Missy need you at home.

And Mom is going to get sick.

And my bosses, down at the firm, wanted me to run down the specs.

And my grandfather,

And Naldo and the entire time war.

And newsflash: it doesn't last. It's a phase.

And no Black people. Big surprise.

And nothing changed.

And nothing else comes through.

And now look at me.

And now she's the one who remembers my birthday?

And now we're not getting home.

And now you're holed up on some farm with a man who's clearly

And Old Erin over here come right back to 2019

And our department cannot allow things like this

And plus, she got you here safe and sound, so...

And refuse to answer any of my calls.

And Rick was quarterback in high school, so...

And science has no answer to it,"

And she flipped out until we sang that dumb song

And she showed up tonight out of the blue

And she wants to make movies.

And she's going to be taking off any day now.

And she's got to be on her way here right now.

And shit out four kids.

And since we have the extra room,

And sleep in my own wonderful bed.

And Sleeping Until 10:45 a.m.

And slowly rots.

And so this war continues

And some donuts,

And stay out of sight.

And suck it up like the rest of us.

And tell me what you think happens if we do that.

And that means that you saved all of our lives.

And that robot is what's gonna take us home.

And that's a real cold card to catch,

And the rerecording, guess what happens next?

And the responsibility, and the corn, but...

And their faces were scarred.

And then erasing any and all memories

And then how do you get it out?

And then I'm gonna go to the metal yard,

And then nothing.

And then they put you back like nothing happened.

And then we always end up

And then we'll drop you guys back at...

And then we'll split off into twos.

And then we'll think of a more permanent solution

And then when I opened up the plastic lid, you know,

And then when you promised to take us home,

And then when you remember...

And then you

And then you get into a comfortable position.

And then you pull it out by the removal string.

And then you, um,

And then, and then, you're gonna tell them what?

And there's Carol again.

And there's no way in hell I'm gonna waste it

And they still die.

And they were killed.

And they're actually doing a Kubrick marathon this weekend,

And toast type, huh?

And told me she was checking herself

And tries to pick a fight with him.

And trying to figure out how to get home.

And two: I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.

And two... that was only last night?

And unless you two have a better idea on how to get home...

And watch a bunch of old, drunk people do the mambo.

And watched what was on the screen,

And we can't get home.

And we had a a brief interaction

And we need to find someplace to sleep.

And we stay on our boat.

And we'll break some shit.

And we'll end up in their time capsule thing

And we'll talk in the morning, okay?

And what good would that do?

And what was that lame ass apology about this morning?

And when she wasn't fighting with my dad,

And when the door swings open, he's completely naked.

And which one's Janice?

And who knows if we'll ever get home?

And you accidentally touch one of the wrong buttons,

And you both know I'm right.

And you can't even be bothered to drive five minutes

And you can't really say that stuff.

And you couldn't even do that right.

And you don't even show up this morning.

And you guys are just friends of hers?

And you guys were trading Chinese throwing stars.

And you know what? I'm even looking forward

And you named your kid Alice, huh?

And you probably shouldn't be so eager

And you ride horses and shit.

And you start to forget about it for a little bit.

And you want me to feel bad about myself, too,

And you went up behind him, and you pushed him in.

And you, you should just forget about all of this.

And you. What are you, some kind of stalker?

And you...

And you'll be able to decode the coordinates.

And you're an actual doctor.

And you're gonna play quarterback.

And you're gonna take care of them. You got it?

And your brother, he was fishing out coins,

And, besides, Missy, she's she's not the same person

And, frankly, I'm starting to get insulted by you acting

And, furthermore, it was so rigid.

And, like you said, they're 12.

And, on a number of occasions, saving your life.

And, second of all,

And, two, even if

And, uh, and that's why I wanted to be as supportive

And, uh, I don't really follow sports, either.

And, uh, you know, me, I...

And, um, and then just, sparks flew.

And, you know, stop smoking, get some exercise.

And...

And...

And... afterward,

And... I I didn't mean it.

Answer well, and these choices will feed us,

Any food or stuff or supplies or something,

Anyone out there? Anyone hear my voice, come back.

Anything I forgot, any...

Anyway, I'll let you get back to work.

Anyway, it's been real.

Anyway, uh, Penny,

Anyway, what goes around comes around, I guess.

Apparently, I want to help animals or something.

Apparently, you can get Toxic Shock Syndrome from tampons.

Are from some time, right?

Are gonna go through everything we just did all over again.

Are hiding out in there.

Are literally the worst version of how my life could've gone!

Are my kids asleep upstairs?

Are our kids asleep?

Are out of control.

Are out of our own time line,

Are shut off.

Are the good guys, right?

Are the Indians still crap in the future?

Are there people out there?

Are there STF like you in every time?

Are these travelers escaped?

Are these yours?

Are those ships?

Are we dead?

Are we really talking about this right now?

Are we sure that's a...

Are we, um... you, happy?

Are you even serious right now?

Are you even supposed to have this?

Are you guys heavy metal fans?

Are you in trouble?

Are you joking right now?

Are you mad about that?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you on drugs?

Are you really surprised?

Are you serious?

Are you sure there's no way we can time travel through it?

Are you sure you're okay?

Are you Underground?

Are you, like, married with kids and shit?

Aren't dog shit after all.

Aren't you from Uber Eats?

Armed?

Around the corner.

As far as I can gather, this is a very

As I possibly could be.

As in "1999."

As it was.

As the original.

Ask my grandmother about it sometime.

Assuming you're even a mildly decent pilot,

Asswipe.

Astronaut. You?

At least I don't have to wear that dumb dress

At least I think that's the intention.

At least I've finally done something right.

At least not like any I've seen.

At least to the extent that we understand it. Th...

At least you got a lot of years left.

At the end of high school.

At the factory, and they'd throw, like,

At this rate, we'll never make it

Avoided the beam. It It's light based,

Aw, crap.

Aw, shit!

Aw... [laughs] ...too bad and so sad.

Bad enough you Japs are running the plant out of town.

Baseball.

Basically a group of of rich reactionaries who...

Batman.

Beams you up to some place, and they wipe your mind,

Because "with great power comes great responsibility."

Because Einstein is your hero.

Because I didn't come over last night.

Because I don't want them

Because I need money for lunch.

Because I... [sighs]

Because if what you're saying is true...

Because it threatens the future that they thrive in.

Because just seeing you again,

Because my girlfriend

Because the second law of thermodynamics says

Because the success of his livelihood is directly tied

Because there is one of him and three of us.

Because ultimately, it is not up to science,

Because we didn't blow you away.

Because we have one shot to leave tonight.

Because we have something that most people never get,

Because we went to MIT.

Because you are so focused on the future?

Because you owe me big time.

Because you talked to a couple

Because you think you know better and that you know

Because you're some kind of... dance DJ?

Because, I mean, we can always find our way back with the map.

Because...

Before he settled down to a desk job.

Before I even got home from school.

Before you decided to devote yourself fully

Before you dorks showed up and started blasting away.

Before you yanked me out of 2019 and away from my doctor brother.

Being the biggest liar of them all,

Believe me, I did you a favor.

Besides bite my style.

Bet they buried you in a dress, too.

Better for the timeline.

Between the Japs and the Jameson,

Big whoop, Erin. We all did.

Bingo.

Bingo.

Black and white, you know, all handheld.

Blue Red. Red Blue.

Blue tongues don't lie.

Blue tongues don't lie.

Blueberry Pop Tarts with...

Bongos?

Both of you.

Brain cancer.

Brandman, Tonya, New Girl,

Bring it, you motherfucker.

Brought you some food.

Bryant is in fifth grade.

Bullshit.

Burned up instantly? Jesus!

Burnt into nothing.

Burping... trash hole,

But a lot has changed here since what you remember.

But at least an adult.

But at least I own who I am and what I do.

But before we do anything, we're gonna go to the hospital

But believe me when I say

But did anyone see any actual people on our ride over here?

But do you think she's capable?

But don't get too excited, okay? She can't see you.

But every person's journey is different, you know? And...

But guess what? I don't.

But he was grinning from ear to ear.

But he's your boyfriend.

But here's the good news: we're gonna fix all of that.

But how are we supposed to survive on our own?

But how?

But I am a proud member of the STF Underground.

But I believe the future can be what we make it.

But I bet we could figure out how to turn it on.

But I did some research.

But I don't think we're wrong.

But I don't want her to die, okay?

But I feel much, much older,

But I got to complete the file, right?

But I guess...

But I look happy.

But I need to find the other girls I came with.

But I really think she was just scared

But I'd say your eyeballs are definitely gone.

But I'll tell you what I need right now.

But I'm gonna need you

But I'm guessing the Brandmans

But I'm here to tell you,

But I'm not wearing a fucking dress.

But I'm this me now, too.

But if we went back to '88,

But in actuality,

But inside a restaurant.

But it just keeps on going without you.

But it won't always be.

But it'll be easier in the long run.

But it's almost impossible to believe.

But it's for animals.

But it's just better to keep things copacetic.

But it's not a folding.

But it's not for me.

But KJ and I are gonna swing in for 2001.

But maybe it's time to call future me.

But maybe you don't have it yet.

But now we're here,

But now you and I are about to just...

But once the bug bit, there was no return.

But she is not who you think she is.

But smaller, kind of... raggedy and broken.

But sometimes you just got to look a little deeper,

But thank you, um...

But that doesn't make it my fault

But that's at 9:00 a.m.

But the file's incomplete,

But the map will help us get to where we need to be.

But the one I'm looking for was born on November 7, 1975.

But the truth is

But then I also have this place of my own

But then I tried it, and I was like,

But then reality started to set in.

But then the clock struck 3:00, and he suddenly

But this causality...

But trust me, it's better this way.

But trust me, that is a privilege.

But we also make our own, and,

But we do it better.

But we make choices.

But we need you to take us.

But what I'm stuck on is where's all the blood?

But when I went to, I couldn't find her, so...

But you better hope it goes away soon

But you guys are all just stupid little helpless children!

But you have a coffee maker here.

But you have no idea what MIT is really like yet.

But you know what? She means well.

But you really don't think we should tell someone?

But you're fucked up, KJ.

But, like we say at the Old Watch,

But, like, you know, a rip.

But, man.

But, trust me, I've heard what it's like in the STF's time.

But, uh, guess you can teach a stubborn old dog

But, uh...

But, um, he'd throw Dylan and me a couple bucks

But, you know, I don't want to spoil anything.

But...

Buzz me if you run into any trouble.

By a racist jerk?

By changing who you are?

By not giving you the life you deserve.

By the discoveries of a team

Bye.

Call it what you want, moneybags,

Can everyone just, please, just just...

Can I help you two?

Can I help you?

Can I put in an order to have my brain extra scrubbed?

Can I see?

Can we bring you anything back?

Can you believe it?!

Can you give me some information

Can you go a little easier on her?

Can you take us?

Can you travel through a rip?

Can't you drive any faster? Please, just go.

Causing them to repeat over and over again.

Check this out.

Chinese, was here when we left?

Chop, chop, lady.

Christ, Tiff, are you crazy? That was so stupid.

Christ.

Christine? One muffin?

Christmas bonuses that cost me?

Colleague to colleague.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Come on already.

Come on now, that's not what I was trying to say.

Come on, babe.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on, it's okay, Erin.

Come on, come on.

Come on, Erin.

Come on, guys! Come on!

Come on, I never...

Come on, it's "fuck you o'clock" early in the morning.

Come on, ladies.

Come on, let's do this.

Come on, let's get a move on.

Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go!

Come on, let's go.

Come on, New Girl. We need backup.

Come on, Patti.

Come on, pick your jacket.

Come on, think about it.

Come on, Tiff, let's get some supplies.

Come on, Tiff, let's go.

Come on, Tiff.

Come on, Tiffany.

Come on, we don't have all day.

Come on, what do you say?

Come on! Come on! Get into the trailer! Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Doesn't that sound good?

Come on. Fuck.

Come on. Go.

Come on. I'm already dead, right?

Come on. Nobody's looking.

Come over here. Get over here. Come over here.

Come with me.

Come with me.

Coming, Meemaw!

Compared to others in the big cat kingdom.

Compromising situation

Cooked up by the Old Watch to sniff me out?

Cool costumes, dick breath.

Cool, huh?

Cool.

Cool.

Cool.

Coordinates showing

Correction: This is that one.

Could be as simple as a dead battery.

Could Dad not even spring for that?

Could you, like, feel it?

Couldn't you just save Heck and Naldo from ever

Course they do.

Cousin Rhoda, Aunt Sally.

Craig. [laughs]

Cup of coffee? Okay.

Current theories about the quantum geometry

D Describe it. Color, approximate diameter.

Dad had a lot of things wrong.

Dad?

Damn it!

Damn it. Oh!

Damn straight.

Damn, New Girl.

Date of birth?

Deactivate. Unactivate. Come on, stop!

Dead in four years.

Deal's off.

Dear Lord. Look, there's nothing to do, so just find a way

Debbie Gibson fucking blows.

Did did somebody get hurt?

Did he bolt out of there?

Did he just say dinosaurs?

Did her mom tell you that?

Did Mommy and Daddy get you a convertible for sweet 16?

Did something happen to Missy, too?

Did they see where we went?

Did you guys see Wally's face?

Did you just bogart my cloves?

Did you know that?

Did you make this mix?

Did you see that?

Did you see who did it?

Did you?

Didn't make it over here so much.

Didn't see that coming, um...

Didn't your brother?

Different strokes.

Dipshit standing in front of me.

Do I have to have kids?

Do I?

Do it again.

Do they still hurt?

Do you get how huge of a discovery this is?

Do you get that?

Do you guys think all our parents are dead?

Do you guys think that he's okay?

Do you have to wear a leo tard

Do you hear that?

Do you know this guy?

Do you know what it is?

Do you know what this is?

Do you know what would make this day even better?

Do you read me?

Do you still want to save your sick friend?

Do you think I care about Whitney Houston right now?

Do you think we can trust her?

Do you think we could call Chili's

Do you trust her?

Do you understand "traveled"?

Do you want to call 911?

Do you want to call Dylan?

Do you want to come inside and wait for her?

Do you want to host the Homeowner's Dinner again?

Do you want to know your future?

Do your fancy hospital friends know that

Does Dad know you're rich?

Does that mean my older self won't die?

Doesn't even feel real.

Doesn't matter if everything is shit right now,

Doesn't matter.

Doing this shit now.

Don't blame Mom for this!

Don't don't worry, everything's gonna be fine.

Don't fall in.

Don't go messing up Missy's, too.

Don't hurt us, okay?

Don't touch that.

Don't touch the stereo or the game console.

Don't we still hang out?

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry, it'll come.

Don't you remember the time

Don't you understand? Larry is obviously

Donuts it is.

Double check it.

Drink coaster?

Drop down on our asses like a hailstorm.

Dropping you back in 1988,

Dude, for all we know, it could be a futuristic drink coaster.

Durane has the other one. He recruited me in '94.

Dying in the first place? Wouldn't that solve everything?

Dylan already had his fuckin' license,

Dylan came home with a black eye swollen shut.

Dylan in 2019 must have told you something about yourself.

Dylan says, "The important thing is how you go down."

Dylan told me.

Dylan's probably at medical school.

Dylan's wife Jennifer was pretty nice, though.

Earlier than the STF.

Educational, like a school?

Eh, she can be a little too much,

Eight, seven,

Either way, I'll make it so you'll forget

Emotionally, I'm gonna win.

Emotionally, I'm gonna win.

Emotionally, I'm gonna win.

Emotionally, I'm gonna...

Erin Tieng.

Erin, are you sure this is the right house?

Erin, come on.

Erin, what are you gonna tell them?

Erin, you need to see this.

Erin, you're already messing with your own life,

Erin, you're okay. It's okay.

Erin!

Erin!

Erin?

Erin.

Erin.

Erin. Okay. Fine. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Erin.

Erin...

Erin's cool T shirt.

Erin's in trouble.

Especially the violence.

Especially with everything that's going on with her family.

Essentially, the Old Watch is hell bent

Established.

Even get the drop on these bastards.

Even if that means missing out

Even my dad did that once in a while.

Even though you missed her entire life.

Even with everything...

Events in the future trigger events in the past

Every Fourth of July weekend,

Every local appearance of one of these wormhole openings

Every minute, two steps forward, one step back,