Norm Macdonald Soundboard Edit

Also, it's a good place to meet fat chicks.

And hey Warren, stop stealing my moves.

And of course, it was very inspiring to see.

But I'm still getting fat.

Crazy people will be shooting at them.

Finally, folks, next week **** everywhere will be celebrating the holiday of Yom Kippur.

Good problem to have.

He burned his mouth on a bong.

Here's Your Two Dollars

How about right now?

I walked through blood and bones.

Like I'm a Christian, right?

Norm Macdonald laughing

Ranked first for satisfaction.

Run by ****?

The First Lady's a quote congenital liar.

Very, very good slave.

Visitors to New York's Times Square this winter.

Well, I read it, yes.

What the fuck is that?

What's your name?