Norm Macdonald Sounds Edit

Ah God

All I want is the fifty thousand dollars that you owe us

All right

And I promise you you'll get your building back

And this requires no sex

And this requires no sex

And you're having sex

Are you talking about

But nice doing business with you

Bye

Bye

Bye

Call Me

Come on the guy deserved us

Completely ridiculous

Completely ridiculous

Creeps the hell out of me telling the truth

Creeps the hell out of me telling the truth

Creepy

Dan quayle

Did you say fifty thousand dollars

Did you say fifty thousand dollars

Die

Do you care for brownie

Do you have any idea how hard that man can squeeze a pair of balls

Do you like it

Doesn't matter with you

Except for the other thing that hurts the most but the lack of respect hurts the second most

For fifty thousand dollars

Fuck you must be delirious or something

Further

Gave the money to a homeless guy on the street today

George pataki

Good idea

Good lord

Good lord

Ha

Ha

Ha you didn't count of my loyal army in prostitutes did you

Haha you didn't count of my loyal army of prostitutes did you

Hello

Hello

Hello

Hey

Hey

Hey dude what's up

Hey hey

Hey honey I understand your upset

Hey honey I understand your upset

Hey look

Hey maybe you feel better after we have some dirty sex

Hey maybe you feel better after we have some dirty sex

Hey pops how are you feeling with your new heart

Hey wait a minute that's not true

Hey what's up fruity

Hey what's up pretty

Hi I miss

Holy lord

Holy lord

Hope you like crap

How

I admit

I don't know maybe this year your lifelong pattern of random assault

I don't know what happen

I don't know what happened

I gotta get in shape that's my next big thing now you know i'm not in good shape you know when I was younger has nothing good shape

I gotta tell you something

I have no idea

I have no idea

I messed up i'm sorry

I messed up i'm sorry

I really need your help

I should've got my nose bit up by a saigon whore

I want to thank you for going along with us on this

I was punching in one guy and I was kicking this other guy I threw this one dude right through a plate glass window

I'll tell you what

I'm going to help you every step of the way

I'm going to tell him

I've not falling for that one again

In nine year old boy

Intense physical attraction to maine

It seems to be that red

Jenny

Jesus

Johnny cochran

Just relax

K keep your distance there liberace

Let's watch your dirty opera

Look at it's kind of embarrassing being physically afraid of a hundred year old man who just had a coronary so

Look I know you're mad but I think I know how to get to fifty thousand and save the apartment building

Maine

Mitch weaver

Neil

No

No

No

No

No no I can hear you fine it must be your phone

No no no I have a plan

No sex at all

No sex at all

Nobody screws me over like that

North to self making love to blow up doll not as good as advertised

Not gonna work

Note to self making love to blow up doll not as good as advertised

Now

Now you go back to doing something latently homoerotic right

Now you're going to sign this contract that gives back full ownership of ninety nine franklin street to kirkpatrick

Now you're talking

Oh

Oh

Oh god stop saying dirty stuff for a second would you

Oh my goodness

Oh wait I remember

OJ simpson

OK

OK

OK

OK by the way you're a fat guy

OK it's a short story

OK settle down prostitutes

Point at

Really

Really

Ridiculous

Ridiculous

Right at dark

Sam 's got a right to know

Stop

Stop saying dirty stuff for a second would you

Stop.

Sure would be right over

Thanks

That's good news that

That's maine

The pork sandwich is delicious

The worst thing is we didn't even get paid

There

Travis cole

Two kinds of people in this world those who get stamped on those who do the stopping

We can help you

We kick their ass

We want it now

We were trying to earn fifty thousand dollars to get a heart transplant for our dad

Well good luck to you jimmy

Well he's not only your father

Well i'm trying to be a better person i'm working on that you know i'm doing the best I can hear

Well then I guess you have to beg

Well trust me this isn't just talk

What are you dirty car salesman

What are you kidding

What do dirty car salesman

Where you work

Where you work

Who's that dude

Why not

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah it's a long story

Yeah just relax

Yeah that be great

Yeah they got no yeah definitely they got it because the thing is this

Yes

You always fifty thousand dollars for getting the building ninety nine franklin street condemned

You are so much like a talk

You bet on the fight in rocky three in the you bet against rocky

You hurt the most is that the lack of respect you know that's what hurts the most

You know

You know it hurts the most is the lack of respect

You never heard of that

You're not my father I don't know who my father is but it is not you

Your father

Your father is a good man

Your new nose looks great