Chris Ray Gun Soundboard Edit

Abominations

Ah, good

All I do is I give

Am I a fool

Are you a bipedal human

Are you ready to spill the tea

Are you serious

Because make no mistake

Bitten by a radioactive art student

But I can't stand this

By golly Miss Molly

By Jove

Calm yourself down

Can we calm down please

Can you see the tears in my eyes

Can you speak less

Chris being british

Chris fighting noises

Clap sync clap sync, 1 2 3

Come cringe with me

Couldn't give a damn

Crisis averted

DJ Ray

Do you know these people

Do you know what OJ stands for

Do you remember when things were nice

Everything is radioactive

Excuse me whoever you are

Five million degrees

God's abandoned everybody

Good luck with this

Gosh dang silly nanies

Guess what happens

Hackers

Hairy eyes

Have you seen the DOW Jones recently

Hell yeah it does

Help

Here's some maths for you guys

Hey everybody, it's me

How am I suppose to advertise pharmaceuticals

How is this pleasant

I couldn't believe it

I don't care who is who

I don't like this at all

I don't want to be invaded by Youtube

I donated my nerve endings

I failed idioms in high school

I followed my gut

I found a loophole

I found this beautiful little gem

I have an announcement to make

I hope you dumble

I hope you get flung off this planet

I like that one

I long for nuclear conflict

I need a shower after that

I too, had brain damage

I want you to take Paul outside

I will not be satisfied

I would cry

I'm a clever wizard

I'm a comedic genius

I'm befuddled

I'm from the wild west

I'm going to ask you a simple question

I'm not a big fan of this at all

I'm not a skin walker

I'm not sure I understand this

I'm not your daddy

I'm really overwhelmed

I'm sick and in pain

Is that possible

Isn't that reward enough

It's a mixed bag

It's the worst thing I've ever seen

Just bad taste

Labracadabradore

Let me remake the world

Like a seething homunculus

Listen to me

Look at this nearly finished cow

Look me in the eyes

Man what is wrong with me

Massively Unloved

May god have mercy

My hands turn into yams in the summer time

My least favourite sound

My posture has gotten so emaculate

Not what I signed up for

Nothing is good any more

Oh it's my favourite

Oh no, it's happening

Oh what a sad day

Oh what I got

Ok good job there

Oreo scoop your face

Papa needs some cheddar

Pew Pew

Phenomenal gift

Put that down

Quentin Quarantino

See what I meant to do

See you later

Somebody needs to check this out

Stay outta my way and know your place

Stupidest thing I've ever seen

Tekken kick

That is the tea

That was a bit of a tangent

That's a bad idea

That's a good point

That's a nice horse you got

The devils lettuce

The economy

The power this yard stick bestowes me

Their scary

There is no turning back

There you go, good as new

There's something majestic about it

These uzi's are making we woozie

This is not complicated

This man is the shape of racist

Tickle your soul

Tom Sweeney isn't real

Voitual Reality

We're abandoned by God

We're living among a generation of trolls

We're talking double digits

Welcome to my den

What

What a bunch of malarchy

What are you waiting for

What are you waiting for 2

What does it look like, Paul

What you see is what you get

What's that saying

When you wish

Where am I

Why is everyone dumb

Why is this happening to me

Why you always acting like a boomer

Wow, what a salient observation

You dolt, you daft fool

You ever been so woke

You go by a bunch of different names

You have possible slave labour

You know what they called me in high school

You selfish person

You sickly imp

You're gonna have to do better than that

You're in prison, get doomed

You're just a Bill

You're never going to see