Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween Edit

A squared plus B squared equals

A stupid book.

A, I'm your sister.

Across this classroom.

Again?

Again?

Ah, you're terrible at this. Heh heh heh.

Ah! Not on my leg!

Ah! Still good!

Ah. Why does this keep happening?

All right, come on in. Zoink!

All right, everybody, let's make this quick.

All right, let's go!

All right, Sonny.

All right, there we go.

All right.

All right. Fine.

All right. Here you go. Happy Halloween.

All right. Well, hopefully, I'll, uh, see you around soon.

All right. You ready? Three, two, and...

All the horrors in the world can't compare

All those who were affected won't remember a thing.

Alrighty.

Although it appears you found a way to save yourselves.

Am I the only one that feels like we're committing a crime?

Amol

And B, as a general rule,

And bring all of Halloween to life?

And even that one shorted out.

And found this fireplace, which had a cat on it I twisted.

And guess what.

And I can make all your problems go away.

And I even told Slappy about Tesla.

And I like listening to Mom." Heh, heh.

And I say we just forget it ever happened,

And I told her I would save her.

And I would not do that if I were you.

And if I don't figure out this essay by Friday,

And it's worth 50 percent of my grade.

And maybe when you face enough of your fears

And my Halloween family lasts forever!

And now that we're family, we can be brothers!

And now to finish this story and destroy the town.

And put you back where you belong.

And somehow you figured out

And tell them what? That an evil dummy

And that was my presentation on Nikola Tesla.

And the R.L. Stine Appreciation Society.

And then a moment comes when you least expect it

And today...

And trust me.

And under my roof,

And when we unlocked it, that's when Slappy appeared.

And you are...?

And you didn't tell me?

And your account is frozen.

And your box.

Annodo irram

Any...? Any questions?

Anything you wanna say to me?

Anything you wanna tell me?

Are 2 for 1 if you wanna grab another.

Are we losing our minds?

Are you crazy? My mom is gonna hear you.

Are you R.L. Stine?

Attacked him with supernatural powers.

Back so soon?

Beat it.

Because no one will believe us anyway.

Because those moments remind us

Behind you!

Behold:

Best costume of the night, sir.

Bet you did. You have fun?

Better pedal faster!

Blah, blah, blah. Here!

Boo!

Book's at my house in my room.

Bravo.

But I felt like you were gonna help me

But I think everything's back to normal now.

But I think one of his stories has come to life.

But I'm glad to see you too, Tommy.

But I'm going to use this tower

But I'm not buying it. Are you? No.

But if I don't cover these shifts at work,

But it's hidden, so good luck finding it, losers. Heh, heh.

But meet me at the register in five minutes,

But now, I think I'm just gonna spend

But suddenly and mysteriously, he shut down his lab in 1908.

But there's monsters everywhere.

But this is for Richard Shivers.

But what I've learned is that

But whatever I see, I can bring to life.

But you guys are my life.

By bringing Halloween to life, but that wasn't enough."

By bringing Halloween to life.

By my favorite comfort food!

By...? By what?

Bye bye!

Bye, I'm leaving!

Can't believe you said we'd work for free.

Can't believe you're losing to a puppet.

Can't hear you. I'm too far ahead of you. Hee hee hee!

Can't talk?

Careful, Sarah. It'd be a shame to fall from that height.

Check this out.

Come along, Walter.

Come on, don't make it easy for us!

Come on, let's go. Come on!

Come on, Sonny, it's not that bad.

Come on, Sonny, turn this thing off.

Come on, Sonny. You are the smartest kid I know.

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. Don't wait for college to start having fun.

Come on. We gotta get to that tower.

Coming!

Coming.

Congratulations, Sonny.

Congratulations.

Consider me your safety school. Close by, good parties...

Damn.

Deal.

Did somebody call a family meeting without me?

Didn't your sister tell you to fold the laundry?

Diet Coke, and a quiet place to compose.

Do I look like a dummy to you?

Do it, Sonny. Turn him off.

Do not leave the house! I'm coming home.

Do not let go of that ghost!

Do people not whisper anymore?

Do you know how much damage you've caused?

Do you mean back out the window or out the front?

Do you remember Say Cheese and Die...?

Doesn't have a title page.

Don't do that.

Don't give me that look.

Don't know why you took that thing.

Don't open it.

Don't ruin the Mylar.

Don't worry about me. Run. Hide!

Don't worry. Everything's going to be okay.

Don't you dare.

Don't you mean our mother?

Don't you mean our mother?

Don't you worry.

Don't. Move.

Duck!

Dude, I think we just found a treasure chest!

Dude, I told you, I don't care about Tesla.

Dude, there's more stuff over here. Come on.

Easily win. It'd be so cool.

Easy.

Evening, Mr. Tesla.

Everything is alive, Sarah. Even candy.

Faster!

Fear is a feeling that we all know.

Fear is something that everyone experiences.

Fear.

Finally, a new book.

Find another way in and go get that book.

Fine. Just take it.

Fine. Okay, yeah, the weather has been weird.

Fine. You win, Slappy.

Finish this book, once and for all.

Fireplace.

Fly, little ghost.

For me, a fear that shaped my life was...

Found some more stuff in the attic.

From my grandma's yard sale?

From now on, I'll do the talking for both of us.

Get away, witches!

Get back here, you two!

Get in.

Get that one.

Get to class.

Get your brother a babysitter.

Get your shoes on. It's time to get rich!

Ghost at 11 o'clock!

Give me back my sweater and I'll let you go.

Give me the book.

Give me the book. I'm gonna protect Mom.

Go for the window, Sam!

Go prepare the tower!

Go, kids!

Go!

Go! Go! Go! No, don't touch my underwear! God! Stop!

God, that sucks.

God, where is everyone?

Good day, you've reached Dr. Richard Shivers

Good night.

Good night.

Good night. Good night.

Good thing I'm here, in case any other dudes

Got it on sale.

Great business you guys are running.

Great. What else did I complain about?

Guess she's a deep sleeper.

Gummy bears.

Guys, give her some ornaments, please.

Guys, I think we just made things a thousand times worse.

Guys, Slappy is using the Tesla Tower to power Halloween.

Guys, this is bad.

Guys, we gotta find that book!

Ha ha ha. Very funny.

Ha ha ha. We're gonna be such a happy family.

Ha, ha. Have you seen what he blows up when he's supervised?

Halloween is canceled for the three of you.

Halt!

Hands off!

Hands off!

Happy Halloween!

He could move things with his mind.

He doesn't actually have kids, does he?

He let me down.

He said the dummy you guys put in my backpack

He seemed like a nice guy at the start.

He was sitting at the table like a little person.

He's gonna break through the windshield.

He's got powers. He can move stuff with his mind.

He's locked in a suitcase.

He's not just some doll.

He's so creepy.

He's the president of the R.L. Stine Appreciation Society.

Hearing you say that makes me mad.

Heh, heh. Come along, then, brother.

Heh. Hm?

Heh. Your turn.

Hello, Mama.

Hello, old friends.

Hello, Papa.

Hello, Sam. Thank you for saving me from that moron today.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Help me with this. I bet this thing

Help!

Here you go.

Here, take off your jacket.

Here.

Here. Mom specifically said you should fold the laundry.

Here's a key.

Here's some truth for you.

Hey there, little guys.

Hey, are you wearing my old sweater

Hey, fanboy. Let's focus.

Hey, honey.

Hey, I'm taking him.

Hey, if you're not busy next week,

Hey, it's the Junk Sisters!

Hey, Kathy. Hey, kids. Heh, heh.

Hey, kids, you wanna see the mummies come to life?

Hey, my cowboy.

Hey, my princess.

Hey, Sarah?

Hey, they got gummy bears.

Hey, wait up!

Hey, what's up, my witches?

Hey, whoever that is, can you toss me up some more string?

Hey! Yes!

Hey. Boys, move it or you're tardy.

Hey. I don't like the way those things are looking at us.

Hey. You didn't tell me you got a ventriloquist dummy. How fun!

Hi, kids. Good day at school?

Hi, Mr. Shivers, my name is Sarah Quinn.

Hi, Mr. Shivers...

Hi. It's nice to see you too.

His tower never lit up the sky again.

Hiya! Happy Easter.

Hiya! I'm round.

Hiya! Look at my candle.

Hm. "Write what you know."

Hold on. Let me guess, let me guess, let me guess. Um...

Hold that and prepare to be amazed.

Hold this and prepare to be amazed.

Hon, I know you're focused on getting out of here.

Honey. I think you're very impressive and very capable.

How about you eat 50 percent of your eggs?

How are we gonna get past them?

How are you talking to me right now?

How are you talking?

How did it define you, or how did you overcome it?"

How did we miss that?

How much are they paying us for this?

How much farther is it?

How this book should end.

How to finish it in one night.

Hurry!

Hyah!

Hyah! Ha ha ha!

I already have my shoes on.

I always bring down the house.

I banned sucking, yet here you are. Now, come on.

I believe in you.

I can barely see out of this thing.

I can only change the things right in front of me.

I can't believe we're breaking into someone's house right now.

I can't believe we're really here.

I can't do it, Sam.

I desperately need to get in touch with R.L. Stine.

I do.

I don't know that one. How does it end?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. You're the older one.

I don't need them. They're for the nursing home

I don't think anything's been alive

I don't think we can at the same time.

I expect this kind of craziness from the boys.

I failed.

I got in.

I got this.

I got your message. I'm here.

I guess I'm proud.

I guess this is it. 24 Ashley Lane.

I guess we'll just have to wake her up.

I guess you could say he got hosed.

I had a papa once!

I had this crazy dream.

I have a friend who might think otherwise.

I have my Tesla Tower project, I have algebra. No way.

I I I can't.

I just love a family reunion.

I just need you to trust me.

I just spent it on tickets for us

I just want to be part of the family.

I knew it! I knew I came up with that first.

I knew it. I knew you could do it.

I know I always say that I can't wait

I like it.

I live in Wardenclyffe, New York.

I love a good holiday sale.

I love the theater.

I make the rules.

I mean, look at this place.

I mean, we get to finish our Goosebumps story!

I mean, why would he go after Tyler?

I need to know I can count on you.

I need typing paper, a thesaurus,

I present to you all:

I swear, Tyler just snuck over and...

I swear.

I think I'd make a great Junk Brother.

I think most of us are afraid

I think these guys are trying to play

I told you. We come here, we find treasure.

I was going to save you with it,

I was just extolling to my good friends Sam and Sonny

I will never question picking up junk again.

I would have nightmares the rest of my life.

I would not do that if I were you.

I, for one, think it's an electrifying presentation.

I'd like to check this book out, please.

I'd say you're the one fooling around.

I'll be in my room if you need me, but do not need me.

I'll be there in a bit to egg your house.

I'll give you the book, but you gotta turn my mom back.

I'll raise one of my own.

I'll take care of this.

I'm a writer too.

I'm coming!

I'm disappointed.

I'm fine. Just hang tight.

I'm going to bed.

I'm going to do what Stine couldn't:

I'm gonna get you down. I promise.

I'm gonna have these puppies up and running in no time.

I'm gonna make sure nothing surprises us. Go!

I'm gonna make you so proud, Mama.

I'm hit! Medic!

I'm literally crushing you right now.

I'm never getting out of this town. So no, I'm not okay.

I'm not the babysitter. I'm Sonny's sister.

I'm saving it for next year. Go, go, go.

I'm so glad to see you.

I'm sure it was an accident.

I'm talking about the psycho dummy on our couch.

I'm the one who found the book and brought Slappy to life.

I'm working on my science project.

I've always wanted a brother.

I've just been so stuck on this essay...

If anything, it's my fault.

If I miss this deadline, I don't get into Columbia.

If Mom calls, tell her I'm in the shower.

If those kids don't want me to be a part of their family,

If you're trying to reach Stine, don't bother.

In fact, I wrote my own story while I was gone.

In that abandoned house, we found this old locked up book.

Is about to bring Halloween to life?

Is everyone okay?

Is filled with gold and diamonds and Bitcoins.

Is it cool? Is it awesome?

Is this actually happening?

It all ends Slappily ever after.

It all just sounds so...

It had these supernatural powers.

It shows the undeniable promise of a brilliant young writer.

It takes a genius to know a genius.

It was a puppet, man. It was a puppet.

It was an accident.

It was more than a hundred years ago

It was okay. A bunch of us just hanging out.

It wasn't a dragon. It was a puppet.

It wasn't Sonny's fault.

It went to a secret compartment that opened.

It worked.

It's a business. We're running a business.

It's a dummy. The only crime we're committing is littering.

It's a new thing we're doing.

It's actually working.

It's done.

It's gonna cost 40 bucks to unfreeze it.

It's good to be scared sometimes.

It's heading for the Tesla lab.

It's just the meds kicking in, sir.

It's kind of like he's alive.

It's like a microphone?

It's like being in the movies!

It's like this whole place is made of poison ivy.

It's locked.

It's locked.

It's not real coins, it's virtual coins.

It's over.

It's really cool. It starts with a process called mining...

It's so creepy.

It's stuck.

It's too easy, Sonny. Come on, man.

It's true. Okay, thanks.

It's working!

It's working.

Ixnay on the onsters may.

Jeez, they're still everywhere.

Just come up here. Please.

Just grab the book anyway.

Just how special our stories really are.

Just rip it off! Throw it!

Just wait until you see

Just you and me now, Slappy.

Just! Stop! Giggling!

Karru marri

Karru marri

Karru marri odonna loma

Karru marri odonna loma

Karru marri...

Kathy! Thank you for taking Sam.

Kathy?

Keep things under control, Sarah.

Kids falling from the sky.

Kids, watch out!

Kill him in the car. Okay? Go, go, go.

Knock loud. He lives with his grandma.

Last guy said he saw a dragon.

Leave us alone.

Let me check with my associate.

Let me get this straight.

Let me see.

Let's do this.

Let's get out of here.

Let's get out of here.

Let's go.

Let's just go back out the window.

Let's just keep this our little secret for now.

Life stops being so scary after all.

Listen, you little punk,

Little Frankenstein humor.

Lived in Wardenclyffe, New York."

Look at this place.

Look out!

Look out!

Look what you did to poor Terry.

Looks like we're on our own.

Mama, babysit the children for me.

Manuscripts of horror author R.L. Stine."

May I have a volunteer?

May I have a volunteer?

Maybe because unlike you, Sarah, I pick up Mom's phone calls.

Maybe he heard you complaining about him last night.

Maybe he's alive.

Maybe more.

Maybe those others, but not me.

Maybe twice.

Maybe you'll remember that

Me? No, I'm Dr. Seuss. R.L. Stine was unavailable.

Means "follow." Pig Latin.

Missed you at the show last night.

Mm! Mm!

Molonu karrano.

Mom expects me to run this entire house by myself.

Mom trusted me to take care of you guys,

Mom, we're under attack!

Mom! No! My essay is due Friday.

Mom.

Mom.

Mom.

Mom... Mom, I was working all night. I swear.

Mom's not at the nursing home.

Monster Blood.

More of an amateur work, really, but I am sure you'll all agree

Morning, Ms. Quinn.

Mr. Chu.

Mr. Quinn, unplug that now!

My condolences on your bust last night.

My condolences.

My deep love for homework and all things learning.

My first book.

My mind is literally blown right now.

My orders are to guard this porch!

My room. Now.

My way of saying sorry for getting you busted.

My work here is done.

Never judge a book by its cover.

Nice. Looks just like you.

Night night.

Nikola Tesla constructed this tower

No matter how terrified you are.

No reason at all. Mm hm.

No teacher around to save you now.

No way he's gonna be able to get that.

No way.

No way. We worked for this stuff.

No wonder Tesla abandoned this place.

No, he does not.

No, I know what it is. I heard the entire thing.

No, no problem. No problem.

No, no, no!

No, no, no! Get back here!

No, no, no! You'll never take me alive!

No, no, no. It's me, Mr. Chu!

No, no, no. Sam, Sam, he's alive.

No, no. His name is Bobo.

No, says here nobody knows where he is,

No, too on the nose. Yeah, you're right. Um...

No!

No!

No! Go get them! No! Go get them!

No.

No. Haunted Halloween.

No. I have a better idea.

No. No way.

No. No, I'm not giving you my box.

No. This is my house.

None of these cables make any sense.

Not as disappointed as I am.

Not for free. The lady said

Not Haunted Halloween.

Not in my book, he's not.

Nothing. It's just a beat up old book.

Now tell my monsters to get me Mama and get me that book.

Now, come on, let's go!

Now, go back home with your babysitter.

Nowhere else to run, sis!

Odonna loma molonu karrano.

Odonna loma molonu karrano.

Of course I'm alive! Heh heh heh.

Of course, Ms. Hoover.

Of course! Heh, heh.

Oh, gnomes.

Oh, great, the fire department's here?

Oh, great.

Oh, he's battery operated.

Oh, I used to manage a hardware store.

Oh, I'm so proud of you!

Oh, I'm super creative. Look, I got you a care package.

Oh, let me get that. But nice try. Very creative.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God! We're all gonna die! Run for your life! Ah!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my writing was so cliché back then.

Oh, my... Oh! Whoa!

Oh, no big deal, really. Just being mauled

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Sonny hurry up.

Oh, really. Do you also offer a creative writing program?

Oh, should I?

Oh, Sonny, just give me a kiss. Just one smooch.

Oh, the youth today.

Oh, there's one on my back, Sam!

Oh, we're so dead.

Oh, what is this?

Oh, what's that? You don't want to do your homework?

Oh, witches!

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I've got it right here.

Oh! Hey, hey, hey, not funny, not funny.

Oh.

Oh. Ow!

Oh. Yeah, you have four books

Okay, all right.

Okay, but just to clarify,

Okay, but long story short, we found...

Okay, clearly you're a fan.

Okay, great. What do we do now?

Okay, I'll use the window.

Okay, now's our chance.

Okay, okay!

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay. What book?

Okay, that's it.

Okay, Tyler Mitchell.

Okay, watch out.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right. Maybe

Okay. And...

Okay. Fine.

Okay. God, you don't have to be so mean about it.

Okay. Hey, you know, the adult diapers

Okay. Sam, what do you think?

Okay. Uh, just to clarify,

On my count, we push up at the same time.

Onarrak unolom

Ooh!

Ooh! I'm good.

Oops. Not a monster.

Or I'll make your life a living hell.

Or scared of not achieving our dreams.

Ouch.

Over Wardenclyffe, New York.

Ow! Son of a... Ah!

Ow.

Please don't try to educate me on Tesla.

Please tell him real quick. Sarah, tell him!

Please tell me you guys had nothing to do with this.

Plenty more where that came from.

Power, sound, maybe even brain waves.

Practice on one of them.

Preferably in a comfortable chair with lumbar support.

Put Sarah on the phone.

Put those cute words in my mouth.

Really?

Really? Guilt trip much?

Really? Mom.

Recount a time in your life

Remember me?

Right here in Wardenclyffe, New York

Right here? Really?

Right? I always hoped we'd run into each other outside of work.

Right.

Right. And I'm not even using my magical powers.

Right. I'll see you later, Mr. Chu.

Right. Just a sec. Sidebar.

Right. Sorry.

Ringing up my purchases. You know.

Round one. Fight!

Run!

Sam, I couldn't even do my little science project.

Sam, I'm coming!

Sam, just give it to him. I like my face unpunched.

Sam, stop screwing around. Let's go.

Sam, what are you doing?

Sam, you just ate half their family.

Sam!

Sam! I need some help over here...

Sam. I'm not gonna fall for that again.

Sam. Sam, it's a stupid prank.

Sam. Sam, turn around.

Sam. Turn around.

Sam...

Sarah, I was so worried. Are you okay?

Sarah, I was so worried. Are you okay?

Sarah, let's go! I've got an errand to run

Sarah! Sarah, let go of that ghost!

Sarah! You won't believe what happened.

Sarah?

Sarah.

Sarah. This is not your fault.

Scared of losing the people we love.

Scoring is a reason for celebration.

Seems to have wiped their memories clean.

Sergeant Squash, open fire.

Sergeant, your orders are to guard this porch.

Serving families is what I do. Heh, heh.

She called while we were attacked by gummy bears.

She knows! Ask her. It was in her locker.

She's asleep.

Shh, shh, shh. Do you hear that?

Shh! Follow me! To the basement now!

Shh.

Show starts at 8.

Shut it off, and we can save Mom.

Shut up.

Slappy booby trapped all this stuff.

Slappy brought the tower to life.

Slappy did that.

Slappy Halloween.

Slappy has our mom!

Slappy! I thought the book got you.

Slappy.

Slappy. That's a ridiculous name.

Slappy's at the top. Do something.

Slappy's gonna go after Mom.

Slow your roll there, kid.

So funny running into you.

So they don't remember what happened to them?

So you can change all of our grades.

Some of that stuff can have monetary value.

Some sort of a Halloween prank on us,

Some treasure.

Someone beam me out of this classroom.

Someone called for me?

Sonny blew up the science wing. It was so cool.

Sonny, come on.

Sonny, help!

Sonny, seriously?

Sonny, they're just gummy bears.

Sonny, turn this thing off. I'm going after Slappy.

Sonny, what are you talking about?

Sonny, what do we do?

Sonny, what's happening?

Sonny!

Sonny! Grab your backpack.

Sonny. I'm gonna kill you.

Sonny's bigger than me. He doesn't need a babysitter.

Sorry for what happened with Tommy.

Sorry, but you just got voted out of this family.

Sorry, Sarah, I'll see you tomorrow.

Sorry. I was in the neighborhood.

Sorry. I'm getting close.

Spit wads? What are you, 9?

Spoiler alert:

Spoiler alert: I save the town

Stay close.

Stay right there. Don't go anywhere.

Stay.

Stop being a nerd for a second and help.

Stop complaining.

Sure.

Take this more seriously.

Tell me, Tyler.

Tesla used this tower to project electricity,

Tesla wanted to create a world

Tesla!

Th this guy.

Thank you so much, Principal Harrison.

Thank you.

Thank you. Heh, heh. Blue is very in this year.

That book is the only thing we have to stop him.

That clever little dummy's writing his own ending.

That is awesome.

That is my new favorite book.

That is not cool, Slappy.

That seems like plenty of revenge to me.

That there's nothing special about us.

That was awesome!