💬 Scary Movie 2 (2001) Soundboard

Aah!

Aah! Aah! Help!

Aah! Oh!

Aah! Ohh!

Aah! Shit, son!

About making a turkey, but..

Ah! My ass!

Ahem.

All right

All right, pal.

All right. Come on.

All right. Now, the only way...

And I am this close to getting laid

And I'm yelling, I can't help ya

And just when you think it's over

And let me sing?

And lure him onto that platform

And supper shall be served shortly

And those sexy eyes.

And what's your name, sweet child?

And who got that unholy bitch Jerri...

And why won't you let me be?

ANNOUNCER: Just $19. 95...

Are kind of intimidated..

Asking me for dough

Be so protective of me before.

Beetlejuice in the house.

Big ass house and we're alone

BIRD: I said, Fuck off, four eyes

Breaker!

Bring it on!

Buddy, get him!

But his sister was hot

But now the same motherfuckers

But we have the advantage of being armed...

But whatever

But, hey, you know, maybe we could be friends.

But, yo, it's all good

By 6 p.m. tonight and plan to stay through Monday.

Caroline looked beautiful in that dress

Check the music room

CINDY: Are you OK?

CINDY: He's in here.

CINDY: Oh, my God.

Come on

Come on, Kane

Come on, let's play!

Come on!

Come on. Just make something up.

Come whatever

Correct.

Do you... feel lucky?

Don't rescue me yet.

Don't sit like that, son. Sit cool.

Don't want to fall and break something

DWIGHT: Hey!

DWIGHT: Uh.

Even if they've been wiped clean.

Everybody look what's floating round

Ew.

Find her an empty lap, fellas

Footsteps in the dark, whatcha gone do?

Fuck me good, suck me good

Gear?

Get my gun!

Ha, ha, ha!

Ha. That's true. It is. I'm...

HANSON: I'm actually the caretaker.

HARRIS: Yes.

He's not gonna let us out of here!

Hear those noises, what I'm a do?

Hear those voices, head for the door

Hee, hee, hee!

Hee, hee, hee! Ooh!

Hello?

Help me how? Who's in danger?

Here's something, so get back

Hey, must be the money

Hey, yo, now that I'm a fly guy

Hey...

Hi yi!

Hiawatha!

Hmmm. The crane.

HUEY: Wedgie!

Huh?

I didn't know, now I know

I had no idea that they were that rich

I heard all the commotion..

I just came down to get a banana

I sure hope so, Cindy.

I think she's starting to suspect something

I think we're all in danger here..

I thought I was your best friend.

I tried, but I just couldn't stop it

I was in a similar situation

I was in my room reading her journal

I went to Ross and bought a present and everything

I...yaaa, I can't.

I'll show it to you

I'm Cindy.

I'm fine.

I'm Hanson. I'm the caretaker.

I'm like, Lord forgive me

Icy grip telling me to leave

If you want to go and get high wit me

If you want to go and take a ride wit me

In fact, she always looked her best

In the name of love.

It says Hugh Kane and his mistress..

It was hypnotic and so erotic

It's OK. I understand.

It's part of the class.

It's time for you two to experiment.

Kicked off of Survivor...

Kinky's my middle name, bitch!

Let us pray.

Let's do something freaky

Let's say... together

Like...

Man, you get the picture be

McFeely: Fuck!

Merchant marines. Two years.

Mm mmm.

Most said that I was a failure

Motherfucker! Moo!

Must be these walls or something.

Nah. I need a place to stay.

Nice

****as wanna know why, why I fly by

No doubt. No doubt. That's what I thought.

No one's around, she went down

No.

No. All I'm saying is that cats are known...

No. Leave this on. Leave this on.

Now wait a minute! Hold up!

Now, you be careful with those.

Of sleep disorders.

Oh, come on, Cindy.

Oh, don't split the pole now.

Oh, my God, Brenda! We're gonna die!

Oh, no, no, no. Not that room, sweetheart

Oh, shit.

Oh, why do I live this way?

Oh, yeah.

Oh!

Oh! Aah!

Oh! Oh, shit, son!

Oh! Where's Shorty?

Oh! You got to be quicker than that, pencil dick

Oh.

Oh. Whayaaa!

OK, Buddy.

OK! Enough!

OK.

OK. Here we go. Follow me, child.

OK. Now let that shit just...

Oof

Ooh, when it's dark outside

Ooh!

Ooh.

Peekaboo! Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Please! Help me!

Please! No!

PROFESSOR: Are you playing a little game?

PROFESSOR: What is it, Dwight?

Psychology.

RAY: Oh, yeah. Yeah.

RAY: Uncle Ray Ray's got a game

Really?

Right, left.

SECOND MAN: She's good.

Shall I show you to your room?

She got close to me

She kept buying me and following me, see

She kept it coming

She's right.

Shorty wanna see the ice, then I ice the wrist

SHORTY: Oh, shit!

Shorty!

Show me what you're working with

Sipping crissy, bud making

Smoke a I in the back of the Benzie

Some people is so ghetto.

Something's wrong

Step it back, candy pants!

Take it! Take my hand!

Thank you, Lord.

That is Ray Wilkins, sir.

That's all I remember

That's Big Daddy Kane.

That's OK, cat.

That's right, mother...

That's slang for clothing.

The mad cow.

Then I found this dress in the closet

These kids are exactly the catalyst we need...

These toys have a mind of their own.

This just isn't gonna work now, is it?

This poltergeist is growing increasingly more violent.

This shit gets real deep

This way, you big hunk.

Those with near death experiences on the very top.

Uh!

Unrefuted evidence of life after death.

Wait! No! Please!

Want a piece of me? Come on. Bring it on

We got some

We have a situation here!

We'll say... excuse me...

Well, we kind of ran short of funds...

Well...

What?

When it's dark outside

Where any bodily fluids have been...

Where did you find these kids?

Who are you?

Who's ready for a wing?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Dwight

Whoo!

Why can't you call and say you miss me?

Why don't I put some music on, huh?

Why don't you talk dirty to me?

Wit 3 women in the fo with the gold d's

Wit you and your friends

Without even thinking

Woo hoo!

Wreak havoc on the block

Yeah.

Yo, that jacket is tight, son.

You have to get off.

You know, Dwight...

You should call for help.

You stay out of this, all right?

You suck.

You're gonna get out of here...

You've got the same nose.

3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8..

Buddy. Hey.

Hi yah! Hah!

Hi. Hi.

I tried real hard What happened?

Let's go. No, wait.

Oh! Oh, shit, son!

OK. Wait.

Raaa! Aaah!

Shh. What's that sound?

[ Chuckles ]

[ Coughs ]

[ Crash ]

[ Faint chuckle ]

[ Giggling ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Hanson laughing ]

[ Hiss ]

[ Huey groans ]

[ Let Me Blow Ya Mind playing ]

[ Meow ]

[ Music and singing stops ]

[ Music from The Exorcist plays ]

[ New song begins ]

[ Pants unzipping ]

[ Rowrrr ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Slowly ] Buuuuudyyyy.

[ Squeaking ]

[ Telephone rings ]

[ Thud ]

[ Tires squealing ]

[ Whispering ] Your wife

[ Yelling ]

Scary Movie 2 (2001) Soundboard
Scary Movie 2 is a hilariously spooky comedy film released in 2001. It serves as a parody of various horror movies and pop culture references, providing viewers with a delightful mix of laughter and scares. Written by Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Alyson Fouse, Greg Grabianski, Dave Polsky, Michael Anthony Snowden, Craig Mazin, and directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans, the movie is a sequel to the highly successful Scary Movie. The film follows a group of college students who are invited to spend the weekend in an eerie mansion. Keenen Ivory Wayans once again assembles an incredible ensemble cast to bring the chaos and laughter to life. The main characters include Anna Faris as Cindy Campbell, Regina Hall as Brenda Meeks, Marlon Wayans as Shorty Meeks, and Shawn Wayans as Ray Wilkins. These talented actors effortlessly portray their characters' exaggerated reactions to the absurd and terrifying situations that unfold throughout the film. Scary Movie 2 also features Chris Masterson as Buddy, Kathleen Robertson as Theo, David Cross as Dwight Hartman, James Woods as Father McFeely, Tim Curry as Professor Oldman, Tori Spelling as Alex Monday, and Chris Elliott as Hanson. Each actor brings their unique comedic talent to the table, resulting in a non-stop delivery of hilarious and over-the-top performances. The film perfectly captures the essence of horror movie tropes and cheekily parodies them. From iconic scenes replicated from movies like The Exorcist to references to popular culture phenomena such as Charlie's Angels, Scary Movie 2 keeps the humor fresh and entertaining. It skillfully combines witty dialogue, physical comedy, and visual gags to ensure there is never a dull moment. If you want to relive the laughter and scares of Scary Movie 2, you have the opportunity to play and download the sounds of this movie. Immerse yourself in the absurdity of Shorty's memorable lines like "I'mma do things to you, you've only read about in the Bible!" or enjoy Cindy's hilarious encounters with ghostly apparitions. These sounds will transport you back to the eerie mansion filled with pop culture references and side-splitting comedy. Scary Movie 2 is a must-watch for fans of horror movies and those who appreciate a good laugh. Its talented cast, clever writing, and skillful parodies make it a delightful experience from beginning to end. So, grab some popcorn, gather your friends, and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughter mixed with moments that will have you jumping out of your seat. Don't miss out on this comedic gem from 2001! And remember, you can play and download the sounds from Scary Movie 2 here to relive the laughter anytime you want.
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