Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) Soundboard Edit

A dentist well I want to be someday right now i'm just an elf

A dentist well we need one up here

A dentist! good grief!

A dolly for sue

A jack in the box for a sentry

A jack in the box waits for children to shout

A pack full of toys means a sack full of joys for millions of girls and for millions of boys

A scooter for jimmy

A toy is never truly happy until it is loved by a child

After all if he's going to be on my team someday he'd better get to know me

Ah ah here comes the coach

Ah let's get some shuteye

Ah well such is the life of an elf

Ah youth

Ahh! I love this christmasy time of year especially when everything is running happy and smooth like it is this season

All except for this one misfit

All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names

All out for elf practice!

All right all right yearlings all right now! that's better

All right dentist you take it from here

All right now the whole trick is getting up enough speed and jumping into the wind you got it go ahead

All right now yearlings back to practice

All right son try it on

All right you can open up a dentist office

And a 1 and a 2 and a 3

And even though i'm your instructor I want to be your pal right right

And he doesn't even need a stepladder

And he knew the only thing to do was to go out and look for his little buck

And it was a good thing that I sent them right out after rudolph

And no sooner did the man of the house leave when mrs donner and clarice decided to set out on their own

And pretty soon he knew where he had to go home

And remember it's for santa

And smart too!

And so that night he decides to strike out on his own

And so time passes christmas comes and goes on schedule and soon it is april

And soon it is right before christmas and everybody is getting ready for that big big sleigh ride on the night of the 24th christmas eve!

And think of all the fun and joy that would be lost on christmas morning if al the young folks didn't get to see that sparkling happy tree

Any doe would consider herself lucky to be with you

Anyway

Are you sure we can get him to come out here

Aren't you going to laugh at my nose

Aw gee

Because the next day is christmas eve the biggest day of the year

Besides it's a great way to show off in front of the does come on

But but you went over the side of the cliff

But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all

But during all that time a strange and wonderful thing was happening

But I couldn't chance it i'll have to tell everybody that it's all off this year

But I don't need anybody i'm i'm independent

But I wasn't very lucky today was i

But it wouldn't last long and rudolph would be on his own

But it's all settled

But most important most important of all he taught his son to beware of the abominable snow monster of the north

But once in a while he would stop and make a friend or two

But perhaps being misfits yourselves you might help the toys here

But rudolph promised we'd go this time

But the abominable will see my nose and get us all

But they realize that the best thing to do is get the women back to christmas town

Bye bye

Christmas eve is only two days off and without your father i'll never be able to get my sleigh off the ground

Christmas eve we always fill santa's bag

Christmas eve we always fill santa's bag (2)

Christmas seals

Clarice

Come closer

Come here open your mouth

Come on! wahoo!

Didn't I ever tell you about bumbles bumbles bounce!

Do it yourself icebergs

Do you mind telling me what you do want to do

Do your stuff!

Dolls we try out see if they cry out

Don't get angry I don't mind

Don't let this big blowhard scare you anymore just walk right past him

Don't tell me jack

Don't you understand north pole talk

Donner taught rudolph all the ins and outs of being a reindeer how to get food how to fight off enemies things like that

Donner you should be ashamed of yourself

Douse your nose and run like crazy!

Eat now ho ho ho later

Eat papa eat

Eat!

Eat! eat!

Even santa realizes that maybe he was wrong

Every night he searches the entire earth

Everything's grounded!

Finish the job or you're fired!

Fireball what's the matter

First stop the island of misfit toys

Footman! show our friends to their chambers

For crying out loud!

From now on gang we won't let rudolph join in any reindeer games right right! right!

Gadzooks! the bumble snow monster of the north strikes again

Gee I got to go back

Get away from me!

Gold! gold and silver silver and gold

Gone i'll find him sir i'll find them all

Good bye cornelius

Good bye hermey

Good you are free to spend the night

Great bouncing iceberg!

Guess the storm was too much for them

Halt! who goes there us of course

Have a holly jolly christmas and in case you didn't hear oh by golly have a holly jolly christmas this year

Have a holly jolly christmas and in case you didn't hear oh by golly have a holly jolly christmas this year (2)

Have a holly jolly christmas and when you walk down the street say hello to friends you know and everyone you meet

Have a holly jolly christmas it's the best time of the year

He won't get to us for a while yet

He'll be a hero after this yes a hero

He'll never make the sleigh team

He's gone! oh he's gone!

He's got a shiny nose! shiny i'd even say it glows!

He's holding court in his castle right now

He's mean he's nasty and he hates everything to do with christmas

He's nothing without his choppers

Hello!

Help them

Here we don't want to stay

Here's the man and here's the beast!

Hermey doesn't like to make toys

Hermey! aren't you finished painting that yet

Hey clarice after practice would you would you

Hey fire snout!

Hey hey! he knows his name already!

Hey look at the beak

Hey look who's back old neon nose!

Hey look!

Hey look! does!

Hey we're all misfits too

Hey what do you know one of them likes you

Hey what do you say we both be independent together huh

Hey you get frostbit that way

Hey you're ok

Hey! looky up there! oh!

Hi my name's fireball what's yours

Hide it

Hmm rudolph could it be some of you are not acquainted with the story of rudolph

Hmm well it needs work I have to go

Ho ho ho ho ho ho we are santa's elves

Ho ho the mistletoe hung where you can see

Ho ho!

Holly jolly holly jolly oooohhhhhh

How

How can I eat that silly elf song is driving me crazy

How can you overlook that his beak blinks like a blinking beacon!

How do you like that even among misfits you're misfits

How do you measure its worth just by the pleasure it gives here on earth

How would you like to be a bird that doesn't fly I swim!

How would you like to be a spotted elephant

I am

I am old kris kringle i'm the king of jing a ling

I am old kris kringle i'm the king of jing a ling (2)

I bet you'll be the best

I call it christmas town better known as the north pole

I changed my mind

I don't know if there'll be snow but have a cup of cheer

I don't know what we would have done without rudolph to pull us through

I don't wanna daddy I don't like it

I got an idea listen

I guess i'm on my own now

I have to go down and look over the new deer

I haven't any dreams left to dream

I hope you find lots of tinsel

I just don't like to make toys

I just thought I found a way to fit in

I knew that nose would be useful someday I knew it all along

I tell you you're looking at a mighty humble bumble

I think it's a handsome nose much better than that silly false one you were wearing

I think you're cute

I thought you wanted gold

I wish I wish

I'll dash away in my magic sleigh flying through the sky

I'll give you a lift hop aboard mateys

I'll have to take this suit in!

I'm a dear of a reindeer why don't I fit in

I'm busy mama! it's almost christmas!

I'm cute! i'm cute!

I'm cute! i'm cute! she said i'm cute!

I'm sorry too rudolph for the way I acted

I'm sure it'll stop when he grows up santa

I'm the official sentry of the island of misfit toys

I've been studying it's fascinating you've no idea

I've got some bad news folks christmas is going to be canceled there's nothing I can do this weather

I've got to go alone

If I live to be a hundred i'll never be able to forget that big snowstorm a couple of years ago

If there's a thing I hate is a noisy bumble snow monsters

If we're on the island of unwanted toys we'll miss all the fun with the girls and the boys

It all started a couple of years before the big snow

It sure is! it's santa! and look! rudolph is leading the way!

It was springtime and santa's lead reindeer donner had just become a proud papa

It will be an honor sir

It's a deal

It's always the same story

It's my nose again it's ruined us

It's my nose! it keeps giving us away

It's terrible it's different from everybody else's but that's what makes it so grand

It's yukon cornelius!

Jingle jingle jingle you will hear my sleigh bells ring

Jingle jingle jingle you will hear my sleigh bells ring (2)

Jingle jingle reindeer through the frosty air they'll go

Just because my nose glows why don't I fit in

Just fixing

Just fixing these dolls' teeth

Land ho!

Latest weather report sir

Let me at him

Let me check turn

Let's get outta here i'll light the way

Like I said the outside world is up to its ears in danger

Like this watch

Magnificent!

Makes antlers grow

Maybe misfits have a place too

Maybe we could stay for a while

Means so much more when I see silver and gold decorations on every christmas tree

Means so much more when I see silver and gold decorations on every christmas tree (2)

Meanwhile rudolph is having his growing pains too

Meanwhile the elves are bustling with activity christmas is over but they still keep busy with lessons in elf improvement

Merry christmas! merry christmas!

Might just as well go to bed and start dreaming about next year

Mister where are we going

Molars and bicuspids and incisors

Mom pa i'm home!

Mrs donner wanted to go along naturally but donner said no this is man's work

Mush! mush! mush

My coat!

My job is to make bucks out of you so let's go

My name is all wrong

My name is comet

My name's clarice hi

My name's rudolph hi

My nose sir from what I see now that'll cut through the murkiest storm they can dish up

Nah we'll call him rudolph

Never knew the bumble snow monster yet who'd turn down a pork dinner for deer meat

Next week after christmas

Nice around here isn't it

Nice day yup for takeoff practice I mean yup

Nice place to live you know

No

No (2)

No charlie

No child wants to play with a charlie in the box so I had to come here

No I just can't it's like he said i'll never fit in

No it's all settled we leave tomorrow together

No kidding

No that would not be possible

Nonsense it's all for all and I mean one

Not bad not bad at all

Not happy in my work I guess

Not if you don't mind me being a dentist

Not quite

Nothing

Nothing (2)

Nothing like that year of the big snowstorms

Now aside from the abominable business goes on as usual

Now calm down I reformed this bumble he wants a job looky what he can do

Now don't any of you worry your heads about santa mrs claus will have him plenty fattened up by christmas eve

Now don't worry about your nose son just get out there and do your stuff

Now get to work!

Now is your change go get acquainted with that doe

Now listen you you're an elf and elves make toys

Now listen! we have dolls that cry talk walk blink and run a temperature

Now mush! mush! mush!

Now now you'll get used to it put it there son

Now rudolph knew that he had to find his folks right away and he knew where he had to look

Now shake when you laugh

Now that's my santa

Now then our first game is called takeoff

Now these two didn't had any idea about what they were letting themselves in for

Now they were really taking their chances because you see that little ice boat had run into a pack of mighty wicked fog

Now this won't hurt a bit

Now you can bet old donner felt pretty bad about the way he had treated rudolph

Now you come to practice and learn how to wiggle your ears and chuckle warmly and go hee hee and ho ho and important stuff like that

Now you know how santa uses these flying reindeer to pull his sleigh

Now you see how it's done wahoo!

Observe the bumble's one weakness the bumble sinks

Of course the number one citizens up here are the clauses santa and the missis

Oh but daddy! it's not very comfortable!

Oh dear i'll better set up an appointment for you week from tuesday 4 30 sharp

Oh excuse me call me sam

Oh is this your snowbank

Oh mama!

Oh no not you you better go home with your folks

Oh santa's right

Oh shame on you!

Oh thanks mama

Oh the poor kids they've been so good this year too

Oh well i'm off to get my life sustaining supplies cornmeal and gunpowder and hamhocks and guitar strings

Oh well if that's all

Oh where was i

Oink oink

Ok rudolph full power!

Ok santa now let's try out the new elf song I wrote

Ok who may I ask are you

Old donner is determined to keep rudolph's nose a secret

One at a time! one at a time!

Open up! it isn't a fit night out for man nor beast!

Or a boat that can't stay afloat

Or a choo choo with square wheels on your caboose

Or a cowboy who rides an ostrich

Or a water pistol that shoots jelly

Pa ma clarice!

Papa are you sure

Papa mama

Papa papa!

Papa you haven't touched a morsel!

Peppermint! what i've been searching for all my life! i've struck it rich! i've got me a peppermint mine! wahoo!

Put her down!

Put some heart in it!

Quiet! quiet! please everybody quiet! quiet!

Rainbow puss!

Ready rudolph ready santa! ok rudolph full power!

Ready rudolph ready santa! well let's be on our way

Red schnoz!

Remember you're my little buck

Rudolph

Rudolph christmas is not off and you're going to lead my team

Rudolph existed as best he could

Rudolph I promise as soon as this storm lets up i'll find homes for all those misfit toys

Rudolph is a lovely name rudolph

Rudolph rudolph please! could you tone it down a bit I mean that nose of yours

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose and if you ever saw it you would even say it glows

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer you'll go down in history

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer you'll go down in history (2)

Rudolph was growing up and growing up made rudolph realize you can't run away from your troubles

Rudolph you get back here! it's your turn you know

Rudolph! rudolph! rudolph!

Santa

Santa can't object to you now

Santa knows who's good do the things you should and we bet you he won't forget you

Santa knows who's good do the things you should and we bet you he won't forget you (2)

See all the toys santa brings are made by these elves

Seems all he thinks about is silver and gold

Seems elves have that certain knack for toy making

Seems to us kind of silly that we don't fit in

She said i'm cute!

She's gone too and i'm very worried

Silver and gold

Silver and gold silver and gold

Silver and gold silver and gold (2)

Silver and gold silver and gold everyone wishes silver and gold

Silver!

So they make it back and when everybody hears their story they start to realize maybe they were a little hard on the misfits

Somebody waits for you kiss her once for me

Something wrong with your nose I mean you talk kind of funny

Stop calling me names!

Ta da! in person

Tell me when it's over

Terrible weather we've been having snow and ice

That bumble's hungry!

That nose! that beautiful wonderful nose!

That sounded terrible! the tenor section was weak

That's my buck!

That's when all the new fawns come out with their folks to meet the other new fawns and to be inspected by santa

That's why i'm a misfit toy

The abominable! he must see your nose quick douse the light

The bumble has one weakness and I know it

The cave of the abominable snow monster

The christmas tree forest yep here's where we grow them

The fog is thick as peanut butter

The kind that will even say how do you do

The reindeer games

The snow monster kept him on the run

The storm of storms and only two days before christmas eve

The weather closed in and well you might not believe it but the world almost missed christmas

The world looked a lot more complicated and dangerous than it seemed when they were snug and warm at home

Their last chance

Then how the reindeer loved him as they shouted out with glee

Then one foggy christmas eve santa came to say rudolph with your nose so bright won't you guide my sleigh tonight

There are more important things than comfort self respect

There's a pileup a mile wide behind you

There's always tomorrow for dreams to come true believe in your dreams come what may

There's always tomorrow for dreams to come true tomorrow is not far away

There's always tomorrow for dreams to come true tomorrow is not far away (2)

There's always tomorrow with so much to do and so little time in a day

There's one thing I want to make very plain no doe of mine will be seen with a red nosed reindeer!

They are not just plain deer they're the fastest deer I know ho ho

They can't fire me I quit seems I don't fit in

They live right over there first castle on the left matter of fact the only castle on the left

They never let poor rudolph join in any reindeer games

They're gone rudolph they've been gone for months looking for you

This is my land and you know it's rich with gold

This island is for toys alone

Toys galore scattered on the floor there's no room for more and it's all because of santa claus

Uh huh rudolph

Unlike playthings a living creature cannot hide himself on an island

Up up up and away!

Up up up and away! (2)

Very good for a first try next!

Wahoo!

Wahoo! (2)

Wahoo! (3)

Wait a minute what's that is it is it

Wait a minute! i've got it!

Wake up! don't you know it's time to come out

Wasn't our fault boss hermey didn't show up

We all pretend the rainbow has an end and you'll be there my friend someday

We all pretend the rainbow has an end and you'll be there my friend someday (2)

We all want to pull santa's sleigh someday so we must learn to fly now who's first to try

We are santa's elves

We are santa's elves filling santa's shelves with a toy for each girl and boy oh we are santa's elves

We are santa's elves ho ho ho ho ho ho we are santa's elves ho ho

We don't like to brag

We don't like to brag (2)

We don't need any chewing dolls

We may be different from the rest

We may be different from the rest (2)

We want to travel with santa claus in his magic sleigh

We work hard all day but our work is play

We'll have to outwit the fiend with our superior intelligence

We'll hide rudolph's nose

We'll never get off this island never

We're a couple of misfits from christmas town and now we'd like to live here

We're a couple of misfits we're a couple of misfits

We're a couple of misfits we're a couple of misfits (2)

We're a couple of misfits we're a couple of misfits (3)

We're all misfits!

We're all misfits! (2)

We're not daffy and dilly don't go round willy nilly

We're on the island of misfit toys

We're rudolph hermey and yukon cornelius sir

We're saved!

We're trapped there's no way out!

We've a special job each year

We've a special job each year (2)

Well actually I am a dentist

Well as good as everyone feels this is no time for celebrating

Well donner where's the new member of the family

Well folks as for the rest of the story he went down in history

Well for the first year the donners did a pretty fair job of hiding rudolph's uh nonconformity

Well he was just about to leave when suddenly it hit!

Well hi there aren't you the sturdy little fellow

Well I don't know

Well it's christmas eve but looks like we're forgotten again

Well let's be on our way

Well let's get this over with

Well let's hope so if he wants to make the sleigh team someday

Well now let me tell you about rudolph

Well poor rudolph realizes that he can't endanger his friends' lives anymore

Well pull up an ice block and lend an ear

Well sir someday i'd like to be a dentist

Well somehow rudolph and hermey managed to get through the first night

Well then that's ok

Well they are all very sad at the loss of their friend

Well they arrived in christmas town just as the storm hit

Well this is it the storm won't subside by tonight we'll have to cancel christmas

Well time passed slowly

Well we'll simply have to overlook it

Well what do you think of our friend cornelius

Well what do you want

Well you'd have to get permission from king moonraiser

What

What (2)

What a pity he had a nice takeoff too

What do we do we can't let that monster get ahold of them

What do you desire

What does papa know it's beautiful

What i'm trying to say is rudolph with your nose so bright won't you guide my sleigh tonight

What you don't like to make toys

What's a christmas tree without pretty silver and gold decorations can't really call it a christmas tree now can you

What's eating you boy

What's so funny about the way I talk

What's the matter haven't you ever seen a talking snowman before

What's the matter with misfits that's where we fit in

What's the matter with misfits that's where we fit in (2)

What's the matter with misfits that's where we fit in (3)

What's this

What's this nonsense here bucks after all aah!

Whatever a dentist is I hope someday that you're the greatest

When and if we ever get back we'll tell santa sir

When christmas day is here the most wonderful day of the year

When christmas day is here the most wonderful day of the year (2)

When christmas day is here the most wonderful day of the year (3)

When christmas day is here the most wonderful wonderful wonderful wonderful wonderful day of the year

When he finds a misfit toy one that no girl or boy loves he brings it to live here till someone wants it

When someday you return to christmas town would you tell santa about our homeless toys i'm sure he could find little boys and girls who would be happy with them

Where are we

Where are we going

Where's here

Who am I the name's yukon cornelius the greatest prospector in the north!

Who are you

Who are you (2)

Who are you (3)

Who decides the test of what is really best

Who decides the test of what is really best (2)

Who's he he rules here

Whoa! whoa! unmush will you

Whoever heard of a skinny santa

Why am I such a misfit I am just not a nitwit

Why am I such a misfit I am not just a nitwit

Why am I such a misfit I am not just a nitwit (2)

Why am I such a misfit I am not just a nitwit (3)

Why blast your hairy bumble hide

Why doesn't he get it over with

Why weren't you at elf practice

Would you walk home with me

Yeah

Yeah come here boy

Yeah fireball you really think so

Yeah me too i'm whatever you said independent

Yes

Yes and then

Yes my name is

Yes not bad it might work

Yes sir

Yes sir our friends were really on their way but not one of them knew where they were going

Yes sir you and that wonderful nose of yours

You can be my buddy you can be my buddy

You can see his nose from here

You can't fire me I quit seems I don't fit in

You don't

You eat what you like i'll eat what I like

You get back to your cave this instant! this instant young lady!

You go first

You keep it just the way it was

You know dasher and dancer and prancer and vixen comet and cupid and donner and blitzen

You mean pea soup

You must believe that on christmas eve I won't pass you by

You promised to walk me home

You see ever since rudolph left them hermey and yukon cornelius had tried to find their friend

You see little fellow every year I shine up my jingle bells for eight lucky reindeer

You wouldn't mind my red nose

You! I thought you were gone for good

You! you're dasher's little boy aren't you

You'll be a normal little buck just like everybody else right a chip off the old antlers

You'll like it and wear it

You'll never fit in!

You're going to disappoint the children they expect a fat santa

You're going to stay with me and we'll all be rich with the biggest silver strike this side of hudson bay

Yukon cornelius scores again! whoopee!

Yukon!

10 minutes break! not for you!

(all laughing)

(cornelius snoring)

(dogs barking)

(santa laughing)

(slams door)

(wind howling)