A dirty sun drenched beauty contest from The Happytime Murders
A felty? No. from The Happytime Murders
A few questions, if you don't mind. from The Happytime Murders
A fresh batch of margaritas, huh? from The Happytime Murders
A little help here! Can you get me some help? from The Happytime Murders
A little. from The Happytime Murders
A puppet song, sweetheart? from The Happytime Murders
A real pinata party, huh? from The Happytime Murders
About the Happytime murders. from The Happytime Murders
Absolutely. Um, it's in the office behind the theater. from The Happytime Murders
Accidentally, uh, burned down the evidence. from The Happytime Murders
Actually her name is Sandra Peterson. from The Happytime Murders
Actually, I don't know what the hell I am anymore. from The Happytime Murders
Actually, not really a friend, from The Happytime Murders
AGENT CAMPBELL: And why would he do that? from The Happytime Murders
AGENT CAMPBELL: Freeze, Philips! from The Happytime Murders
AGENT CAMPBELL: That's it! You're done, Edwards. from The Happytime Murders
Ah, ah, ah! Better tone, same shitty words. from The Happytime Murders
Ah, it's great to see you, Lieutenant. from The Happytime Murders
Ah, shit, shit, shit. from The Happytime Murders
Ah, that looks really painful. from The Happytime Murders
Ah, well, I didn't think I was unkempt. from The Happytime Murders
Ah! from The Happytime Murders
Ahh! from The Happytime Murders
All I'm seeing is that you look like a cloth vagina. from The Happytime Murders
All right, all right, all right. Move. from The Happytime Murders
All right, all right, I'm going hot and loud. from The Happytime Murders
All right, but what are you gonna do to me, huh? from The Happytime Murders
All right, I'll huff... from The Happytime Murders
All right, I'll take the front. from The Happytime Murders
All right, I'm gonna get us in. from The Happytime Murders
All right, I'm sorry. from The Happytime Murders
All right, if it bothers you. from The Happytime Murders
All right, just slow down. Here comes the street up here. from The Happytime Murders
All right, let's go. Wanna help me get the hell out of here? from The Happytime Murders
All right, so you're a psycho. from The Happytime Murders
All right, thanks, Bubbles, you're a real peach. from The Happytime Murders
All right, this nose has been from The Happytime Murders
All right, well... (CLEARS THROAT) from The Happytime Murders
All right. from The Happytime Murders
All right. Let me, uh... from The Happytime Murders
All right. Son of a bitch. from The Happytime Murders
ALL: It's Happytime! from The Happytime Murders
All's I know is, is that he's a real sugar smack, from The Happytime Murders
Also, I have also noted that from The Happytime Murders
Always works on assholes. from The Happytime Murders
Am I a human? Am I a puppet? from The Happytime Murders
Am I right? I mean, that guy knows. from The Happytime Murders
An eight arm reach around, all right? from The Happytime Murders
And a sexy skeleton in my closet. from The Happytime Murders
And again, and again, and again... from The Happytime Murders
And all the other fine ladies here tonight from The Happytime Murders
And as much as I hated to admit it... from The Happytime Murders
And Augustus Bumblypants their start. from The Happytime Murders
And by Titanic, I mean your cock. from The Happytime Murders
And celebrate together. from The Happytime Murders
And Edwards had gone moody as shit, from The Happytime Murders
And fill him back up with rice pilaf. from The Happytime Murders
And guess what I found. from The Happytime Murders
And he could have me all to himself. from The Happytime Murders
And he put in a motion with the mayor's office from The Happytime Murders
And he wanted to run away together. from The Happytime Murders
And he's probably holed up in that sugar den from The Happytime Murders
And he's your typical shyster, meat sack piece of shit. from The Happytime Murders
And how long had you been having this affair? from The Happytime Murders
And I can't do it by myself from The Happytime Murders
And I certainly don't have a crippling addiction to porn. from The Happytime Murders
And I don't wanna have to call a judge on you, you know, from The Happytime Murders
And I live with that guilt every day. from The Happytime Murders
And I made a jacket out of her. from The Happytime Murders
And I needed the money. from The Happytime Murders
And I ruined all of our lives in the process, from The Happytime Murders
And I stopped by the office to check in. from The Happytime Murders
And I wish I would've fucked you, Donnie. from The Happytime Murders
And I'd like to take you out to dinner, from The Happytime Murders
And I'll puff, and I'll blow your fucking door down! from The Happytime Murders
And I'm gonna be there waiting for you, Phil, from The Happytime Murders
And I'm gonna have the best goddamn sleep of my life. from The Happytime Murders
And I'm gonna put you inside a king size pillowcase from The Happytime Murders
And I'm gonna take you down with extreme prejudice. from The Happytime Murders
And I'm really fucking good at it. from The Happytime Murders
And keep a low profile? from The Happytime Murders
And next door neighbors Ezra and Cara. from The Happytime Murders
And no one's... from The Happytime Murders
And nobody even knows where Goofer is. from The Happytime Murders
And now, with $10 million, I can do anything. from The Happytime Murders
And said you murdered her wife, Jenny Peterson. from The Happytime Murders
And sent me to that porno shop. from The Happytime Murders
And some oatmeal. from The Happytime Murders
And taking over their land. from The Happytime Murders
And that's my office there. from The Happytime Murders
And then I'd be rich, from The Happytime Murders
And they get real uppity if I don't keep them in line... from The Happytime Murders
And we have a witness to prove it. from The Happytime Murders
And what do you mean, she didn't exist? Everybody exists. from The Happytime Murders
And who would care about a puppet's share from The Happytime Murders
And you know what? Everybody knows from The Happytime Murders
And you said, "What?" from The Happytime Murders
And you shouldn't be following people, Bubbles. from The Happytime Murders
And, Phil, I talked to the captain, from The Happytime Murders
And, uh... from The Happytime Murders
And? And, "Good afternoon, Detective Edwards." from The Happytime Murders
ANNOUNCER: Returning this fall, from The Happytime Murders
ANNOUNCER: You're watching from The Happytime Murders
Any calls? from The Happytime Murders
Any other way. from The Happytime Murders
Apaches? What? What did you say? from The Happytime Murders
Are dead and you could be next. from The Happytime Murders
Are you a TV star, too? from The Happytime Murders
Are you looking for some rotten cotton? from The Happytime Murders
Are you Officer Shenanigans? from The Happytime Murders
As you can see, she's the kind of girl from The Happytime Murders
Ass Puppet Jamboree. from The Happytime Murders
Asshole says what? from The Happytime Murders
At home with Jenny, Coach Lyle, from The Happytime Murders
At least then we'd know who the killer is. from The Happytime Murders
At that contract for the syndication deal. from The Happytime Murders
At the edge of the Pacific. from The Happytime Murders
At the family picnic from The Happytime Murders
Attaboy! from The Happytime Murders
Augustus Bumblypants or Larry Shenanigans? from The Happytime Murders
Bad dogs! Bad dogs! from The Happytime Murders
BANNING: (SIGHS) Jesus, Phil. from The Happytime Murders
BANNING: I can put a black and white on Jenny, from The Happytime Murders
Be on the lookout for ex puppet cop Phil Philips. from The Happytime Murders
Beat his head in, threw him off the pier. from The Happytime Murders
Because my Aunt Ruby tragically died from The Happytime Murders
Because our vaginas are literally velvet. from The Happytime Murders
Because sure as shit no one else is. from The Happytime Murders
Because there's one thing they have in common from The Happytime Murders
Better get that damn light out of my eye. from The Happytime Murders
Better. from The Happytime Murders
Big enough to take down the Titanic. from The Happytime Murders
Bingo. from The Happytime Murders
Bitches be crazy. from The Happytime Murders
Bite the tip! from The Happytime Murders
Blue male, three and a half feet tall. from The Happytime Murders
Both Philips bros don't need to change the world. from The Happytime Murders
BOTH: The Happytime Gang. from The Happytime Murders
BOY 1: No, you stupid puppet. from The Happytime Murders
Boy, puppets are the worst, huh? from The Happytime Murders
Bring her ass over here. from The Happytime Murders
BRITTENIE: They were such bad, bad, bad dogs. from The Happytime Murders
Bubbles, hey, you know, I was thinking... from The Happytime Murders
Bubbles, secretary. from The Happytime Murders
BUBBLES: Jeez, this must have taken years. from The Happytime Murders
BUBBLES: Oh, hello. from The Happytime Murders
BUBBLES: Oh, my God. from The Happytime Murders
BUBBLES: Purple hair on a puppet, that's very rare. from The Happytime Murders
BUBBLES: Shh! from The Happytime Murders
BUBBLES: What a psycho. from The Happytime Murders
Bumbly would've wanted to die in a porn shop. from The Happytime Murders
Bumblypants was the target there. from The Happytime Murders
But Ezra and Cara live in Lancaster. from The Happytime Murders
But go fuck yourself. from The Happytime Murders
But I had no juice to do it with, and now I do. from The Happytime Murders
But I have a sensitive tummy, from The Happytime Murders
But I like a little cushion for my cushion. from The Happytime Murders
But I tailed her to a rat trap of an apartment in Hollywood. from The Happytime Murders
But I will only give you pain! from The Happytime Murders
But I'm glad you're still here. from The Happytime Murders
But I'm just afraid this asshole from The Happytime Murders
But it was a two hour drive, from The Happytime Murders
But it's $300 a day, plus expenses. from The Happytime Murders
But little puppets have big mouths, right? from The Happytime Murders
But sometimes, you can be a real asshole. from The Happytime Murders
But to a puppet, pure ecstasy. from The Happytime Murders
But we don't allow humans in our game. from The Happytime Murders
But what the hell happened to all your Happytime money? from The Happytime Murders
But you don't actually like him for this, do you? from The Happytime Murders
But you made me realize I like killing. from The Happytime Murders
But you're pretty cute for a fella in a suit. from The Happytime Murders
But you're the best damn cop I've ever seen. from The Happytime Murders
But, what, did I miss another body around here? from The Happytime Murders
By the way, I want a divorce. from The Happytime Murders
By the way, nobody really wears their hat, from The Happytime Murders
By the way, you sleep with your mouth wide open. from The Happytime Murders
Bye bye, asshole. from The Happytime Murders
Bye bye, puppet. from The Happytime Murders
Can I get you a coffee? from The Happytime Murders
Can just walk right into my apartment. from The Happytime Murders
Can stuff! from The Happytime Murders
Can we just stick to what's going on here, please? from The Happytime Murders
Can you roll down the window, for Christ's sake? from The Happytime Murders
Can't you see I'm trying, you know, to... from The Happytime Murders
Carol, we never got to talk, but you seem cool. from The Happytime Murders
Cheesy, creasy, so... (GASPS) from The Happytime Murders
CHUCK: Oh, yeah, she wants me! from The Happytime Murders
Civilian casualty and officer down. Sixth and Grand. from The Happytime Murders
Clean up on Aisle Phil. from The Happytime Murders
Come in. Shut the door. from The Happytime Murders
Come on out, you little psycho. from The Happytime Murders
Come on, guys. You don't really have to cuff him, do you? from The Happytime Murders
Come on, I can tell you've had crabs before. from The Happytime Murders
Come on, Phil, don't do this again. from The Happytime Murders
Come on. from The Happytime Murders
Come on. from The Happytime Murders
Come on. Let's end this thing. from The Happytime Murders
Coming! from The Happytime Murders
Consider yourself suspended. from The Happytime Murders
COP: Freeze, Philips! from The Happytime Murders
COW PUPPET: Oh! from The Happytime Murders
Daddy! Daddy! from The Happytime Murders
DALMATIAN PUPPET: Now a new kind of pleasure. from The Happytime Murders
DALMATIAN PUPPET: You are a disgusting fireman. (GRUNTS) from The Happytime Murders
DALMATIAN PUPPET: You are my slave. from The Happytime Murders
Damn it, Phil, Jesus! from The Happytime Murders
Damn! She got me that way, too. from The Happytime Murders
David Copperfield makes it snow inside. from The Happytime Murders
Decorated officers in this department. from The Happytime Murders
Detective Edwards, look. from The Happytime Murders
Detective Philips? from The Happytime Murders
Did you tell her that I was in Minnesota attending a funeral from The Happytime Murders
Dirty little puppet secret, huh? from The Happytime Murders
Do it, meat sack, take it. from The Happytime Murders
Do you have any coke? from The Happytime Murders
Do you have some sugar for Goofer, friend? (CHUCKLES) from The Happytime Murders
Do you know what they'll do to a puppet ex cop in prison? from The Happytime Murders
Do you remember the first time you ever walked me to my car? from The Happytime Murders
Do you think I could see those? from The Happytime Murders
Do you want me to go for my gun? from The Happytime Murders
Does this smell like chloroform to you? from The Happytime Murders
Dogs barking, fire hoses. from The Happytime Murders
Don't do this for that purple pubed monster. from The Happytime Murders
Don't fuck this one up, Phil. She's one of the good ones. from The Happytime Murders
Don't fuck this up. from The Happytime Murders
Don't make this harder than it has to be. from The Happytime Murders
Don't tell Officer Shenanigans. from The Happytime Murders
Don't upset the fans. from The Happytime Murders
Don't waste your time, Mr. P. from The Happytime Murders
Don't worry, he retains very little information. from The Happytime Murders
Don't you know that poaching puppets from The Happytime Murders
Down there. What, do you have alligator arms? Get it! from The Happytime Murders
Dr. Trevor, we have a fleshy from The Happytime Murders
DR. TREVOR: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. from The Happytime Murders
Driver, can I ask you a quick question? from The Happytime Murders
Drop that gun, Phil, I don't wanna hurt you. from The Happytime Murders
Drop the fucking gun! from The Happytime Murders
Drop your gun, or I'm gonna fucking kill her! from The Happytime Murders
Drop your gun. from The Happytime Murders
Edwards headed out to the beach to look for Goofer, from The Happytime Murders
Edwards, is your history with Philips from The Happytime Murders
Edwards, what do you see? from The Happytime Murders
Edwards, you know I'm innocent. from The Happytime Murders
Edwards, you're off suspension. from The Happytime Murders
EDWARDS: 'Cause she's like a fuckin' spider monkey. from The Happytime Murders
EDWARDS: (CHUCKLES) All right. from The Happytime Murders
EDWARDS: Eat sugar, you fuck! Get away! from The Happytime Murders
EDWARDS: Everybody knows puppets don't shoot puppets. from The Happytime Murders
EDWARDS: God, I hate the beach. from The Happytime Murders
EDWARDS: I didn't know Jenny was even married. from The Happytime Murders
EDWARDS: I'd love to eat it so much, from The Happytime Murders
EDWARDS: I'm talking about Apaches. from The Happytime Murders
EDWARDS: LAPD! from The Happytime Murders
EDWARDS: My lunch. from The Happytime Murders
EDWARDS: Oh, Philips. from The Happytime Murders
EDWARDS: Okay, can we please just be professional from The Happytime Murders
EDWARDS: Ugh. God. from The Happytime Murders
EDWARDS: We've got ourselves a good old fashioned nutjob. from The Happytime Murders
EDWARDS: What, do you rob houses on the weekends? from The Happytime Murders
EDWARDS: Who is that? from The Happytime Murders
Edwards! from The Happytime Murders
Edwards! from The Happytime Murders
Edwards! from The Happytime Murders
Edwards! Drop the weapon! from The Happytime Murders
Edwards! Jesus Christ. from The Happytime Murders
Edwards! You all right? from The Happytime Murders
Edwards? from The Happytime Murders
Edwards. from The Happytime Murders
Edwards. from The Happytime Murders
Edwards... from The Happytime Murders
Enjoy the show. from The Happytime Murders
Every poison has an antidote. from The Happytime Murders
Excuse me, excuse me. from The Happytime Murders
Excuse me. from The Happytime Murders
Far be it for me to compliment you, from The Happytime Murders
FEMALE PUPPET: You live your truth, baby. from The Happytime Murders
Figures you'd be in the center of this shitstorm. from The Happytime Murders
Fine. I have a puppet liver. from The Happytime Murders
For 50 cents, Goofer will give you a felty. from The Happytime Murders
For 50 cents, I'll suck your dick. (CHUCKLES) from The Happytime Murders
For their feet is illegal? from The Happytime Murders
For your disparaging remarks? from The Happytime Murders
Freaky deaky. from The Happytime Murders
Freeze, police! from The Happytime Murders
Freeze! from The Happytime Murders
Freeze! You're under arrest for being... from The Happytime Murders
Freeze. It's over, Sandra. from The Happytime Murders
From having a puppet as a partner. from The Happytime Murders
From one sugar fix to the next. from The Happytime Murders
Fuck all of you guys. from The Happytime Murders
Fuck you, Reith. You know what? from The Happytime Murders
Fuck you! from The Happytime Murders
Fuck, why are you so tiny? from The Happytime Murders
Fuck. from The Happytime Murders
Fucking choke on it. from The Happytime Murders
Fucking rabbits. from The Happytime Murders
Get a diaper for your fucking mouth. from The Happytime Murders
Get him out of here. from The Happytime Murders
Get me out of here. from The Happytime Murders
Get nostalgic, and drink till I pass out. from The Happytime Murders
Get off! from The Happytime Murders
Give me the carrot. Give me the carrot. from The Happytime Murders
Give me the key. She's getting away. from The Happytime Murders
Glucose, fructose, corn syrup... from The Happytime Murders
Go arrest 'em. from The Happytime Murders
Go get her. from The Happytime Murders
God damn it. There you go, there you go. from The Happytime Murders
God, it's very hard to pull off all white like that. from The Happytime Murders
God, you're so... You're... from The Happytime Murders
Goddamn son of a bitch. from The Happytime Murders
Gonna be a problem here? from The Happytime Murders
Good night, Bubbles. from The Happytime Murders
Good night, Jenny. from The Happytime Murders
Good night, Phil Philips. from The Happytime Murders
Good night, Phil Philips. from The Happytime Murders
Good to see you, Phil. from The Happytime Murders
Good work, you two. I knew you had it in you. from The Happytime Murders
Good. For puppet poachers, they were real sweethearts. from The Happytime Murders
Goof! from The Happytime Murders
Goofer the handyman, from The Happytime Murders
Goofer, need a drink, buddy? from The Happytime Murders
Goofer's washed up. from The Happytime Murders
Got himself a bit of a criminal record. from The Happytime Murders
Gotta go. from The Happytime Murders
Grade A hyper sucrose. from The Happytime Murders
Guaranteed to bring you good luck. from The Happytime Murders
Had a couple of kids, from The Happytime Murders
Happy ending? from The Happytime Murders
Happytime cast members dead within the week. from The Happytime Murders
Happytime Gang cast members dead in a week. from The Happytime Murders
Have a nice day. from The Happytime Murders
Have I made you uncomfortable? from The Happytime Murders
Have you seen him? from The Happytime Murders
Have you seen this puppet? from The Happytime Murders
He produced The Happytime Gang, from The Happytime Murders
He said he killed them all from The Happytime Murders
He was all right, even after the bleach job. from The Happytime Murders
He was my brother and, deep down, from The Happytime Murders
He's a blue loser puppet with a tiny felt cock. from The Happytime Murders
He's servicing a client right now. from The Happytime Murders
Hell, I poisoned every good puppet's chance from The Happytime Murders
Hell, I still had a hard spot for her. from The Happytime Murders
Hell, who doesn't? from The Happytime Murders
Her ass hot like... Fire. from The Happytime Murders
Her hair red like fire. from The Happytime Murders
Here I am. (CHUCKLES) from The Happytime Murders
Here we go, Puppet Pussy Party. from The Happytime Murders
Here, get yourself out. from The Happytime Murders
Here. Better safe than dead. from The Happytime Murders
Here's to Larry, man. from The Happytime Murders
Here's your Chicks With Big Asses. from The Happytime Murders
Hey, Campbell. from The Happytime Murders
Hey, hey, get your fucking... from The Happytime Murders
Hey, hey, get your hands off of me! from The Happytime Murders
Hey, hey. Give him his eye back. from The Happytime Murders
Hey, hey. Hey, what's gotten into you? from The Happytime Murders
Hey, I didn't murder anybody. from The Happytime Murders
Hey, I said a backpack, you said the cooler. So... from The Happytime Murders
Hey, it's a pair of socks! from The Happytime Murders
Hey, Larry coming to you live with the party cam! Whoo hoo! from The Happytime Murders
Hey, Lyle. from The Happytime Murders
Hey, man. Have you seen this puppet? from The Happytime Murders
Hey, Mr. P. from The Happytime Murders
Hey, Phil, why don't you let from The Happytime Murders
Hey, so does this massage include a happy ending or not? from The Happytime Murders
Hey, stupid. Say, "What." from The Happytime Murders
Hey, uh, listen, I need to ask you from The Happytime Murders
Hey, uh, who are your friends? from The Happytime Murders
Hey, Vin, it's Phil. from The Happytime Murders
Hey, Vinny, I found it. from The Happytime Murders
Hey, wait a minute, now. Put that... No, don't do that. from The Happytime Murders
Hey, you don't come at me like that. from The Happytime Murders
Hey, you forgot your carrot. from The Happytime Murders
Hey, you ready for this? from The Happytime Murders
Hey! from The Happytime Murders
Hey! (LAUGHING) from The Happytime Murders
Hey. from The Happytime Murders
Hey. Hey, hey. You want some sugar? from The Happytime Murders
Hey. Hey... from The Happytime Murders
Hey. Hey... from The Happytime Murders
Hey. I was a cop, and a damn good one. from The Happytime Murders
Hiya, folks! from The Happytime Murders
Hmm. from The Happytime Murders
Hmm. So, Ronovan really doesn't benefit from The Happytime Murders
Hmm. What's your secret? from The Happytime Murders
Hmm. You know, I think he... from The Happytime Murders
Holy shitcakes! from The Happytime Murders
Hope your meeting is as satisfying as mine was. from The Happytime Murders
How about that? from The Happytime Murders
How about you apologize to Roxy from The Happytime Murders
How about you come with us, from The Happytime Murders
How are you, dear? Here's your Zuggler bar. from The Happytime Murders
How can I help you, Miss...? from The Happytime Murders
How does that feel, Roxy? from The Happytime Murders
How else was I supposed to get from The Happytime Murders
How the hell did you get in here? from The Happytime Murders
How you doing? Uh, I'm looking for this guy. from The Happytime Murders
How'd she get the drop on you? from The Happytime Murders
Huh! from The Happytime Murders
Huh. from The Happytime Murders
Huh...! from The Happytime Murders
Hurry back 'cause this hot tub from The Happytime Murders
I am gonna make a killing on those royalty checks. from The Happytime Murders
I blew all that cream on panty pie and poody glitter. from The Happytime Murders
I can't believe you fucking shot me. from The Happytime Murders
I can't help noticing this impressive view. from The Happytime Murders
I can't hold it! from The Happytime Murders
I can't read your lips, you're a fucking puppet. from The Happytime Murders
I can't remember every puppet comes in here from The Happytime Murders
I care about was getting knocked off. from The Happytime Murders
I didn't put it on. from The Happytime Murders
I didn't recognize that it was Larry. from The Happytime Murders
I didn't think you were coming around here no more. from The Happytime Murders
I don't actually have my real asshole anymore either. from The Happytime Murders
I don't know her. from The Happytime Murders
I don't know how to take this. from The Happytime Murders
I don't know if that's PC to say. from The Happytime Murders
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. from The Happytime Murders
I don't know what you expect me to do. from The Happytime Murders
I don't know, babe. from The Happytime Murders
I don't like the way it feels. from The Happytime Murders
I don't remember getting married, from The Happytime Murders
I don't take compliments well, but I get them all the time. from The Happytime Murders
I don't think anybody's there. from The Happytime Murders
I don't think so. from The Happytime Murders
I don't want anything hot from you. from The Happytime Murders
I doubt that very much for you. from The Happytime Murders
I gave your brother from The Happytime Murders
I get very hungry for cold foods. from The Happytime Murders
I got cops on me. from The Happytime Murders
I got it from your apartment. from The Happytime Murders
I gotta keep working from The Happytime Murders
I gotta work for that? from The Happytime Murders
I guess she heard about those guys already. from The Happytime Murders
I guess the carpet does match the d****s. from The Happytime Murders
I have my shit held together. from The Happytime Murders
I have puppet servants at home, from The Happytime Murders
I have quite an appetite. from The Happytime Murders
I have something for that. from The Happytime Murders
I hope my fluff sprays all over your cheap suits. from The Happytime Murders
I hope you don't mind me asking, from The Happytime Murders
I just don't like wearing underwear. from The Happytime Murders
I just don't wanna watch from The Happytime Murders
I just don't want to see you get hurt, all right? from The Happytime Murders
I just got a lucky shot off. from The Happytime Murders
I just gotta see him. from The Happytime Murders
I just happen to like the milkshakes here. from The Happytime Murders
I just need five minutes. from The Happytime Murders
I just needed to lay low, from The Happytime Murders
I just never really cared for that word, if you must know. from The Happytime Murders
I just want to know what you know from The Happytime Murders
I just want you to be safe. from The Happytime Murders
I know I didn't have your back before, from The Happytime Murders
I know it's early, but what the heck. from The Happytime Murders
I loved the dumb son of a bitch. from The Happytime Murders
I loved you. from The Happytime Murders
I mean, all those little dummies want to do from The Happytime Murders
I mean, he used to be, you know, a lot bluer. from The Happytime Murders
I mean, let's be honest. from The Happytime Murders
I mean, no offense, I don't wanna start anything, from The Happytime Murders
I messed up, Sandra. from The Happytime Murders
I missed the shot, from The Happytime Murders
I need your help to save him. from The Happytime Murders
I occasionally wear heels. from The Happytime Murders
I peed on that mirror. from The Happytime Murders
I poisoned me and you, I poisoned my career. from The Happytime Murders
I put her in your office. from The Happytime Murders
I received this in the mail today. from The Happytime Murders
I recognize the pole. from The Happytime Murders
I ruined your life once before, from The Happytime Murders
I said "wife" because you said "wife". Are you saying wife? from The Happytime Murders
I said, "Asshole says what?" and you... from The Happytime Murders
I saw you there, remember? from The Happytime Murders
I saw you there, remember? from The Happytime Murders
I sell weed. (CHUCKLES) from The Happytime Murders
I sense that you are searching. from The Happytime Murders
I should've kept my fuzzy blue in my pants. from The Happytime Murders
I sometimes enjoy the company of a lady. from The Happytime Murders
I still feel sick about it every goddamn day. from The Happytime Murders
I still had a soft spot for her. from The Happytime Murders
I think about pilafing all the time. from The Happytime Murders
I think I did. from The Happytime Murders
I think we should just get on the plane and take off. from The Happytime Murders
I think you gotta take the credit for that one. from The Happytime Murders
I think you might have done some irreparable damage. from The Happytime Murders
I think you missed me. (CHUCKLES) from The Happytime Murders
I thought I was gonna lose you. from The Happytime Murders
I used to love watching you dance. from The Happytime Murders
I want an APB out on that sock now! from The Happytime Murders
I want you to take it more seriously. from The Happytime Murders
I wanted to watch you suffer. from The Happytime Murders
I will make you do all sorts of things for me. from The Happytime Murders
I will need a gallon of kombucha from The Happytime Murders
I will pee on you like you're a hydrant. from The Happytime Murders
I won't. I won't. from The Happytime Murders
I would be... so grateful. from The Happytime Murders
I, uh... I had nowhere else to go. from The Happytime Murders
I... I feel better. from The Happytime Murders
I... I used to be. from The Happytime Murders
I'd also like to point out that that makes three from The Happytime Murders
I'll bring it back when I... Jesus fluffing Christ! from The Happytime Murders
I'll call you when I check into a motel. All right? from The Happytime Murders
I'll give you what I call the "Continental Hot Sock." from The Happytime Murders
I'll stalk you later. I want a selfie. from The Happytime Murders
I'll take the back. Meet you in the middle. from The Happytime Murders
I'll tell you what, lock her up. from The Happytime Murders
I'm a bit of a hoarder. from The Happytime Murders
I'm a businessman, going to do my business. from The Happytime Murders
I'm a PI, and my home is on the streets, from The Happytime Murders
I'm a sexual I'mma. from The Happytime Murders
I'm a witness, you asshole. from The Happytime Murders
I'm a woman. from The Happytime Murders
I'm bringing him on as a consultant. from The Happytime Murders
I'm going back to the FBI. from The Happytime Murders
I'm gonna catch the bastards who did these murders. from The Happytime Murders
I'm gonna go home and change. from The Happytime Murders
I'm gonna have to ice my junk. from The Happytime Murders
I'm gonna shred you into little bitty pieces from The Happytime Murders
I'm gonna take two. from The Happytime Murders
I'm hoping you. from The Happytime Murders
I'm hungry. from The Happytime Murders
I'm just gonna sit here alone, from The Happytime Murders
I'm just scratching and clawing from The Happytime Murders
I'm lightheaded, I'm lightheaded. from The Happytime Murders
I'm not buying that anybody lives here. from The Happytime Murders
I'm not buying that two women live here. from The Happytime Murders
I'm not doing it again. from The Happytime Murders
I'm not doing that. from The Happytime Murders
I'm not reinstating him as a police officer. from The Happytime Murders
I'm not talking about pilafing. from The Happytime Murders
I'm not talking about you. from The Happytime Murders
I'm not whispering, I'm not... from The Happytime Murders
I'm sorry I missed that day. from The Happytime Murders
I'm sorry I shot the wrong guy. from The Happytime Murders
I'm sorry you're struggling. from The Happytime Murders
I'm sorry, beautiful ladies. from The Happytime Murders
I'm sorry, bitches. from The Happytime Murders
I'm sorry, I cannot do anything about it. from The Happytime Murders
I'm sorry, I choked. from The Happytime Murders
I'm sorry, Phil. from The Happytime Murders
I'm sorry. from The Happytime Murders
I'm sorry. from The Happytime Murders
I'm sorry. from The Happytime Murders
I'm sorry. Too soon. from The Happytime Murders
I'm sticking up for him because my gut from The Happytime Murders
I'm taking off. Do you wanna get a drink? from The Happytime Murders
I'm trying not to think about it. from The Happytime Murders
I'm trying to forget about all that. from The Happytime Murders
I'm... I'm sorry a little girl lost her father. from The Happytime Murders
I've been searching public records on Sandra White from The Happytime Murders
I've got it. I've got it. from The Happytime Murders
I've had this sitting in my desk, from The Happytime Murders
If he did it, I'll bring him in myself. from The Happytime Murders
If he makes any contact, I wanna know immediately. from The Happytime Murders
If it was staring them right in the googly eyes. from The Happytime Murders
If my proclivities were to be exposed, from The Happytime Murders
If we quit holding each other's proverbial dicks and split up. from The Happytime Murders
If we want to get you off the hook for this, from The Happytime Murders
If you're gonna eat it, you don't get it. from The Happytime Murders
Impressive. from The Happytime Murders
In a contract anyway, right? from The Happytime Murders
In a Zamboni incident? from The Happytime Murders
In extreme pressure situations. from The Happytime Murders
In fact, when you're working together, from The Happytime Murders
In front of his daughter, from The Happytime Murders
In more fluff than you can imagine. from The Happytime Murders
In my nose! from The Happytime Murders
In my stuffing filled chest was still a... from The Happytime Murders
Into a chew toy and gets away with it. from The Happytime Murders
Is about to be sold into syndication. from The Happytime Murders
Is brought to you by the letter "P". from The Happytime Murders
Is for anyone to see you here. from The Happytime Murders
Is gonna make me pull a warrant. from The Happytime Murders
Is looking for a bigger piece of the pie. from The Happytime Murders
Is Phil in? from The Happytime Murders
Is sing and dance, am I right? (CHUCKLES) from The Happytime Murders
Is telling me that Philips didn't do this. from The Happytime Murders
Is that the bedroom back there? from The Happytime Murders
Is this the carrot? from The Happytime Murders
Is too hot to handle without you. from The Happytime Murders
Isn't it nice just to relax? from The Happytime Murders
It also proves that Phil is innocent. from The Happytime Murders
It feels like Easter in my pants. from The Happytime Murders
It makes me wish I had a dick for you to suck. from The Happytime Murders
It means he was bluer before. I don't know how else to say... from The Happytime Murders
It means you can hear me. from The Happytime Murders
It means, "If I'mma get next to it, I'mma gonna fuck it." from The Happytime Murders
It says. Look. "Paired with Edwards' phone," or something. from The Happytime Murders
It shows a real lack of creativity, guys. from The Happytime Murders
It took me, like, under a minute. from The Happytime Murders
It was actually very easy. I just picked the lock. from The Happytime Murders
It was the first network show starring puppets from The Happytime Murders
It was the first time we met. from The Happytime Murders
It would be devastating to my family. from The Happytime Murders
It'll put a human in a diabetic coma for a month, from The Happytime Murders
It's a melting pot of people who live together in harmony from The Happytime Murders
It's a shithole on the edge of Chinatown. from The Happytime Murders
It's a term they call "pilafing." from The Happytime Murders
It's a tragedy, what happened. from The Happytime Murders
It's dangerous. from The Happytime Murders
It's déjà fucking vu, Phil. from The Happytime Murders
It's full of puppet fluff. from The Happytime Murders
It's just this doesn't sound like something Phil... from The Happytime Murders
It's like a fucking birth. from The Happytime Murders
It's like Children of the Corn. from The Happytime Murders
It's like stealing somebody's car from The Happytime Murders
It's like we're Apache Comanche together, from The Happytime Murders
It's like, he's not gonna sprout wings and fly after us. from The Happytime Murders
It's my fucking charger from The Happytime Murders
It's none of your business why I can go or not. from The Happytime Murders
It's not too late. from The Happytime Murders
It's not. from The Happytime Murders
It's over and you know it. from The Happytime Murders
It's Sandra White. She's one of my clients. from The Happytime Murders
It's the bathroom. from The Happytime Murders
It's The Happytime Gang Season 4 wrap party. from The Happytime Murders
It's their world, and we just live in it. from The Happytime Murders
It's too early for this crap. from The Happytime Murders
It's unethical. from The Happytime Murders
It's up to him, he's the lieutenant. from The Happytime Murders
It's your car, it's on your radio. from The Happytime Murders
It's, like, two mirrors and a laser, and I can do that. from The Happytime Murders
Jacob, we don't talk to meat sacks. from The Happytime Murders
Jeez, you don't have to deny the puppet part of yourself. from The Happytime Murders
Jenny, Jenny, listen to me, listen to me. from The Happytime Murders
JENNY: It's fine, I know the plan. from The Happytime Murders
JENNY: You want some carrot, huh? from The Happytime Murders
Jesucristo. from The Happytime Murders
Jesus Christ, Phil, you look terrible. from The Happytime Murders
Jesus Christ, Phil. from The Happytime Murders
Jesus Christ! from The Happytime Murders
Jesus Christ! I thought it was your shoe. from The Happytime Murders
Jesus Christ. Shut the curtains, would you? from The Happytime Murders
Jesus Christ... Oh, shit, Lyle! from The Happytime Murders
Jesus, I still can't get that squirting cow out of my head. from The Happytime Murders
Jesus, put it away. I'm gonna get us in. from The Happytime Murders
Jesus... (GRUNTS) from The Happytime Murders
JUNKYARD: Flush to the motherfucking queen. from The Happytime Murders
JUNKYARD: Get me some more lean. from The Happytime Murders
Just answer my question. from The Happytime Murders
Just like when that motherfucker from The Happytime Murders
Just shimmy out like Mommy told you to. from The Happytime Murders
Just so you can put new fucking tires on it. from The Happytime Murders
Just tell me, yes or no, have you seen him? from The Happytime Murders
Just to get to me. from The Happytime Murders
Karen is not a real redhead. from The Happytime Murders
Knock him out with his own balls. from The Happytime Murders
Knock it off, you two! from The Happytime Murders
Knock it off, you two. from The Happytime Murders
LAPD, Robbery Homicide Division. from The Happytime Murders
LAPD! from The Happytime Murders
Larry and Jenny didn't have anything to do with this. from The Happytime Murders
Larry, Jenny everyone in this world from The Happytime Murders
LARRY: (ON TV) Let me see you work it, Bumblypants. from The Happytime Murders
LARRY: Here comes my brother with his partner. from The Happytime Murders
LARRY: Here we go. from The Happytime Murders
LARRY: Hey, Britty! from The Happytime Murders
Larry! Get out of my way. Get out of my way! from The Happytime Murders
Larry... (SIGHS) from The Happytime Murders
Larry's birthday at the, uh... from The Happytime Murders
Last seen fleeing on foot from 1643... from The Happytime Murders
Let's dance. from The Happytime Murders
Let's hit it, let's go. from The Happytime Murders
Let's party all night. from The Happytime Murders
Let's try it again. from The Happytime Murders
Lieutenant Banning, police. from The Happytime Murders
Lieutenant, I think I found the murder weapon. from The Happytime Murders
Lieutenant, this wasn't a robbery. This was a hit. from The Happytime Murders
Lieutenant, uh, the press is here. from The Happytime Murders
Like a date. from The Happytime Murders
Like Manson level good. from The Happytime Murders
Like the laws don't apply to you. from The Happytime Murders
Like this. from The Happytime Murders
Listen to yourself, or is that your liver talking? from The Happytime Murders
Listen, I know that Philips is a pain in the ass, from The Happytime Murders
Listen, I'm sorry about Larry, man. from The Happytime Murders
Listen, um, do you keep a record from The Happytime Murders
Listen, you and I both know that from The Happytime Murders
Literally, any other way than what you just did. from The Happytime Murders
Literally. from The Happytime Murders
Look at this, nothing. from The Happytime Murders
Look at this, Sacramento Red Hot. from The Happytime Murders
Look, Lieutenant, nobody turns my brother from The Happytime Murders
Look, Lieutenant, this makes three from The Happytime Murders
Looking out for the felt from The Happytime Murders
Looks like a pretty classic smash and splash. from The Happytime Murders
Looks like a robbery gone bad to me. from The Happytime Murders
Looks like I'll finally be able to pay off from The Happytime Murders
Looks like someone had themselves from The Happytime Murders
Looks like this mystery from The Happytime Murders
Looks like we beat the rush. from The Happytime Murders
Looks like, uh, Coach Lyle's from The Happytime Murders
Lyle was as straight as an arrow. from The Happytime Murders
Lyle, stay. Don't do that. from The Happytime Murders
LYLE: Half puppet cop? from The Happytime Murders
LYLE: Hate to be the bearer of bad news, from The Happytime Murders
Making sure I was safe. from The Happytime Murders
MALE PUPPET 1: Taxi! Hey, taxi. from The Happytime Murders
MAN 2: Sorry. from The Happytime Murders
Man, I thought he smelled bad alive. from The Happytime Murders
Man, that is the greatest line of all time. from The Happytime Murders
Married? Whose wife? What did you say? from The Happytime Murders
May I say something now? from The Happytime Murders
Maybe, but a crazy bitch would do this. (GRUNTS) from The Happytime Murders
Maybe, but sex is always better with a psycho. from The Happytime Murders
Maybe. (LAUGHING) from The Happytime Murders
Men are so stupid. from The Happytime Murders
Minding his own business. from The Happytime Murders
Mmm mmm! from The Happytime Murders
Mmm. I see. from The Happytime Murders
Months. from The Happytime Murders
More of a disgusting acquaintance. from The Happytime Murders
Most folks will never understand puppets. from The Happytime Murders
Most of all, I wanted to protect my old flame, Jenny. from The Happytime Murders
Move on. from The Happytime Murders
Move out of the way. You're so dramatic. from The Happytime Murders
Mr. Bumblypants, from The Happytime Murders
Mr. Philips, the blackmailer sent another note. from The Happytime Murders
Ms. White. from The Happytime Murders
Murders? from The Happytime Murders
My deal? I'm a Virgo. from The Happytime Murders
My Scientology dues. from The Happytime Murders
Nada. from The Happytime Murders
NARRATOR: So tune in for the entire Happytime Gang, from The Happytime Murders
Neither side wants me, and I don't blame 'em. from The Happytime Murders
Never heard of that before. from The Happytime Murders
Nice. What a delicate little flower you are, huh? from The Happytime Murders
No Bumbly here. from The Happytime Murders
No hard feelings? from The Happytime Murders
No matter how masculine and unkempt they are. from The Happytime Murders
No matter what color or creed. from The Happytime Murders
No matter what they look like on the outside, from The Happytime Murders
No one's coming in with the suit jackets made from The Happytime Murders
No, but Sandra White is in your office. from The Happytime Murders
No, I do not. from The Happytime Murders
No, I don't, I'm your average puppet, from The Happytime Murders
No, I'm good. Thanks, Lawrence. from The Happytime Murders
No, I'm not a monk. from The Happytime Murders
No, it's not. from The Happytime Murders
No, it's Phil Philips, Larry's brother. You remember me. from The Happytime Murders
No, no, no, no, no! from The Happytime Murders
No, no, no, we don't treat humans here. from The Happytime Murders
No, no, you're the masculine, he's the unkempt. from The Happytime Murders
No, this is ridiculous. Come on. from The Happytime Murders
No, whoever killed Larry also took out Mr. Bumblypants. from The Happytime Murders
No, you just wanna use me, like Sandra used you. from The Happytime Murders
No! Daddy! from The Happytime Murders
No! Oh! from The Happytime Murders
No. Excuse me, I don't... No, I don't like pee. from The Happytime Murders