I have a boyfriend I have told you this yeah the guy with the bear
I know i'm not a talking teddy bear but at least you didn't have to make a magical wish to get me how do you know
Is that a flash gordon ray gun or are you just happy to see me
Me it's not my fault she can't speak english
Oh and that's right my boyfriend can't sleep through a thunderstorm without his teddy bear
There is a shit on my floor in the corner there is a shit!
What are you like five years old yeah but I read at a six year old level so
You know your boss called this morning asking me how my arm was yeah because of that dog fight that I tried to break up
You're not giving anything a chance if you keep blowing off work to get high with your teddy bear