Jupiter Ascending (2015) Soundboard Edit

A long time ago, someone figured out...

A transfer of Title has already been processed.

Aah!

Accelerate to full.

Actually, I'm feeling a little overdressed

ALEKSA: Jupiter!

All he'd tell me is it was personal.

All Mr. Wise wants from me is to make him a Legionnaire.

All right

And all you have to do is close your eyes.

And this entire enterprise...

And you begged me to do it

And you look so well.

Are you saying you killed a hundred people to make this?

Are you taking me to him now?

At once, my lord.

Balem, thank you for responding. We were just admiring...

Beauty and her Beast.

Black

CAINE: Break left, I'm going right!

CAINE: What is that?

Can you extract?

Could it be that failure agrees with you?

Could this get any weirder?

Damn budget cuts.

Dining with Lord Titus, of course.

Double our security deployment.

DROID: Unidentified Lycantant.

Each unit is refined from approximately a hundred human beings.

GEMMA: Signature unknown

GEMMA: We got the trace.

Go

Greetings, Your Majesty

He attacked a Servitant and destroyed a host of guards

He attacked someone. He attacked an Entitled

He just..

He was a Skyjacker.

He's a Lycantant without a pack.

Her fetish for wrinkles.

Hey!

Hi.

Holy crap

Holy crap.

How is he with a mop?

How'd you get out'?

Huh.

I already spent the money.

I am making sure that whatever you do to me and my family..

I can promise that you will not see it.

I don't care who they are.

I don't even remember doing it. It just happened.

I don't need to tell you how dangerous..

I guess I'm getting a little old

I hope this Recurrence might mean a second chance for both of us.

I really just wanna go home.

I see.

I told your men not to take Caine. You should have left him on Orous.

I want the owner of this car to know who borrowed it.

I was born without a country

I will do..

I'd love to see them one day, but...

If Your Majesty says so.

In case we don't get the chance again

In your world, people are used to fighting for resources..

Is that a..

Is that open to negotiation?

Is this familiar, Mother?

It can be...

It comes from people

It will be easier to show you.

It's all right.

It's okay.

It's the truth.

It's too dangerous

JUPITER: I often wonder if what happened to my mother and father...

JUPITER: No, no, no! Please. Please, I can't!

JUPITER: No.

JUPITER: Stop.

JUPITER: What is that?

Just relax

Just the "Your Majesty" part

Late forties?

Let's have a look at you

Liar.

Lycantant.

MALIDICTES: I understand, Lady Kalique

Marcellian Cahun was her name. She loved bees.

Max! Max!

Maybe it's my genes.

Medic!

Men do not like smart women.

MINISTER: Very good

More time

Mr. Nesh, keep us close.

Mr. Wise, that pacing is not helping.

My father would be freaking out right now.

My mother..

NIGHT: Welcome back, Lord Balem.

No

No, I'm so sorry, I don't think I can do this

No, she went out with Nino.

Now

Now, here is your...

Of course, Your Majesty.

Oh, God.

Oh! Okay

Okay.

Old? Look at me. Not a recode or a drop of Juice in years.

PERCADIUM: Captain, the gate's open

Please, stop!

Royalty?

She felt exactly as you do now. But when she tried...

She wanted to do it.

Shields failing!

So instead of feeling better, I should save my money and feel worse?

So you've been taught that the birthplace of the human race is Earth..

Someone got hurt

Something that..

Stash is in the back.

Stinger said that you attacked an Entitled once.

Stop, stop!

Sure you want to go into a fight with someone you can't trust?

Sure.

Thank you

Thank you, thank you

Thank you.

Thank you.

That is what we should do...

That's impossible.

The difference between us is our knowledge and technology.

The idea that you're the only intelligent species...

The more you care...

The next mistake...

The problem is...

Then why did Titus hire you?

There are various levels of usefulness and quality, but this..

They are the source of meaning...

This is my family

This is the authentic Recurrence...

This might make it easier.

This was a cakewalk, right?

Titus hired me because I'm good at finding people.

Titus will pay. Captain Tsing..

TITUS: I told you not to think about it...

Today, it's as easy as changing a light bulb.

TSING: (OVER COMM) Mr. Wise, as a matter of public record...

TSING: Welcome aboard, Your Majesty. My name...

TSKALIKAN: An FTL, my lord.

Unidentified...

Very well.

Vladie.

Wednesday's full. Three houses.

Well, congratulations, Your Majesty...

Well, I can get used to this

Well, this is how...

What do you think she is..

What does that have to do with what happened?

What have you done with Caine?

What if I am?

What is going on here?

What?

What's an alcazar?

When it did, I was going to..

When other people say it, it makes me..

When the exact..

Where are you at, Stinger?

Where is she?

While I'm awake

Whoa!

Why is this happening to me?

Yeah, yeah. Good.

Yeah. No, no, we're good

Yes

Yes.

You are a lot uglier...

You are a smart girl, Jupiter

You are aware that by detaining me without consent...

You cannot know what it will be like...

You hurt me.

You ready?

You sound like Stalin to me.

You used to have...

You will confess your genetic incapacity to rule...

You'd be just as amazed how quickly it goes.

You'll kill them if I don't come with you

You're bleeding.

...dear. NURSE 2: Don't worry.

...that slip through the cracks. Oh, my God.

...this Titus... What's his name? Abrasax.

A defect of my genomgineering. Hm.

Captain, I'm tracking a ping. Is it Her Majesty?

Get your family out. JUPITER: Wait.

I should go, Your Majesty. Right.

IRINA: Is he rich? MIKKA: Does he have a brother?

JUPITER: Unh! NIGHT: My lord...

MEDIC 3: Get me a full tox on this one. Caine, we can't wait long

She's on our side. CAINE: Abrasax..

Uh uh. Can't really think about that right now. Look..

You're all right. Oh. For the time being...

..

...a problem at the clinic. A former Legionnaire...

...about that time.

...an ever increasing demand for more time

...and Balem would still own the Earth.

...and in return, my lord guarantees...

...and you will return..

...are merely a resource waiting to...

...as beautiful...

...but do you trust me?

...but each unique and beautiful in its own way

...but the Aegis will insist..

...despite the squandering of your inheritance.

...didn't you bother to look at the sheaves?

...don't know any side but their own.

...even killing for,

...for us, she remains susceptible to your father's particular...

...he'd get you your wings back, full Reinstatement.

...honor...

...I know we don't always see eye to eye

...in love with you...

...Jupiter would be dead...

...Jupiter. There are thousands of planets like yours...

...Maximilian Jones.

...my daughter, Caine.

...my mother was just as human as you or I.

...of belief and hope.

...Please!

...possibly life changing for both of us

...regret it

...rituals

...than to pretend it isn't true

...then you take my advice,

...Third Primary of the House of Abrasax...

...this is supposed to mean that I am destined for great things...

...to be born half albino.

...to its original heir, Balem Abrasax

...to prevent me from claiming my Title.

...to receive the Signifying Bond?

...to rule in this universe.

...usually they waste away and die...

...we won't get off this planet without a fight.

...what this will do to people when they find out the truth?

...why you're here

...without the Abdication?

...you can't touch the Earth, even if you kill me.

...you making a deal with a Royal.

...Your Majesty. For the time being.

(ALARM CLOCK BEEPING)

(BEEPING)

(BEES BUZZING)

(CAINE GRUNTS)

(CHUCKLES)

(GASPS)

(IN ENGLISH) Tonight, the sky is completely full of miracles

(IN RUSSIAN)

(IN RUSSIAN)

(IN RUSSIAN)

(IN RUSSIAN)

(JUPITER GASPS)

(JUPITER SCREAMS)

(KNOCKS ON DOOR)

(MAXIMILIAN GRUNTS)

(MEN YELLING IN RUSSIAN)

(RINGS)

(RUMBLING)

(SIGHS)

(THUD)

(TITUS SCOFFS)

(TOILET FLUSHES)

(VASSILY SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

(WOMAN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN)

(YELLING)