Meg Griffin Soundboard Edit

And trust me, I know more about getting bullied than anyone.

Are you kidding?

Can I get a new person?

Can I help you?

Chris.

Even I can see that your sister is a huge bully.

Excuse me?

Fine.

Get a new anything about me.

God, it's like talking to a 3 year old.

Ha ha ha

Hey everybody, guess what I am.

Hey you guys.

Hey.

Hi.

I don't feel bad.

I don't like you, and I never will.

I don't really feel like talking right now, OK?

I feel awful.

I get a skin tag in my crack and it stings when I don't wipe right.

I hate you all.

I just said that.

I just want to kill myself.

I made Griffin.

I may.

I now see why you've been so tough on me all these years.

I still love you, Dad.

I understand.

I'm allergic to peanuts.

I'm going upstairs right now and need a whole bowl of peanuts.

I'm practically a cheerleader.

I've been waiting out here for hours.

Listen, we're very sorry we stole from you, but you have it all back now, so we cool, right?

Look, I just want you to know I feel bad about what happened with you and Karen the other day.

Meg Griffin.

My life. That's what's wrong.

Nice to meet you both.

No, they're not.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Oh my God, what are you doing?

Oh, that was hilarious.

Ohh yeah.

Ohh, thank you, thank you, thank you. This is beyond anything I've ever dreamed of.

Ooh, I should text this to my best friend.

See you Thursday.

Sure.

We cool, right?

What happened to you?

What?

What? So now you're going to quit? You can't quit. What if Muhammad Ali had quit?

What's that?

Where are you going?

Why don't I just tattoo a Big L on my forehead while I'm at it?

Why?

Why'd you ever marry him?

Yeah.

Yes.

You monster.

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