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Macaulay Culkin with tousled hair and a contemplative expression, promoting his talent and unique charisma.

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Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin is an American actor. He rose to prominence as a child actor starring as Kevin McCallister in the first two films of the Home Alone film series. He was nominated for the Golden Globe Award for Best Actor – Motion Picture Musical or Comedy.
See also: Macaulay Culkin filmography, Rory Culkin, Kit Culkin, Kieran Culkin, Home Alone, American Horror Story: Double Feature.

A lovely cheese pizza just for me
Buzz your girlfriend! woof!
Did anyone order me a plain cheese oh yeah we did but if you want any somebody's gonna have to barf it all up 'cause it's gone
Did I burn down the joint I don't think so
Down here you big horse's ass!
Guys i'm eating junk and watching rubbish! you better come out and stop me!
I don't care how mad I was i'd talk to my dad especially around the holidays
I don't want a new family! I don't want any family! families suck!
I have a friend who got nailed 'cause there was a rumor he wore dinosaur pajamas
I hope I never see any of you jerks again
I made my family disappear
I'm a criminal
This house is so full of people it makes me sick! when I grow up and get married i'm livin' alone!
This is my house I have to defend it
This is ridiculous only a wimp would be hiding under a bed and I can't be a wimp i'm the man of the house
Why do I always get treated like scum
You can get beat up for wearing something like that oh yeah