Adam West Soundboard Edit

And all my days are trances and all my nightly dreams are where thy dark eye glances and where thy footstep gleams

As you truly remarked no one can make a seagoing vessel simply disappear provided it was ever really there at all

Bon voyage pussy

Come on penguin time to rip off your false feathers

Disposing of preatomic submarines to persons who don't even leave their full addresses good day admiral

Fortunately I was able to dispose of that bomb in the nick of time and shield myself behind these heavy iron pipes

Hand me down the shark repellent bat spray!

Heaven help the world if we fail

Hold tight robin this may be tricky

Holy Bat Logic

Holy hallucination! I wish it were robin but it's not

How do you divide seventeen apples among sixteen people make applesauce

I swear by heaven if you've harmed that girl i'll kill you all

I'll bash him brutally then we close in for the kill with the police precisely

I'll curse myself forever this nasty soup we're in is largely of my own brewing

I've rarely met a girl who is such a potent argument in favor of international relations

It's a low neighborhood full of rum pots

Keep an eye on the scope watch for suspicious vessels

Luckily we're in tip top condition it'll be faster if we run let's go!

Miss I have the strangest feeling that I am about to be utterly and madly carried away

One false move and you'll find out we'll hurl our batarangs

Or i'll wreck this place with my dying breath!

Robin listen to these riddles tell me if you interpret them as I do

So my strange hunch was right

Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb

Tell me commissioner what known super criminals are at large just now

The slightest impact was sufficient to instantly reduce them to antimatter

Their minimum objective must be the entire world

They may be drinkers robin but they're also human beings and may be salvaged I had to do it

They're used to curious sights which they attribute to alcoholic delusions

They've converted this buoy into a gigantic magnet! It's got us by the metallic objects in our utility belts

What about that exploding shark doubtless an unfortunate animal who chanced to swallow a floating mine

What cruelty stuffing a poor shark with a ton of deadly tnt true nothing's sacred to those devils

What people are always in a hurry rushing people russians

Where does that elevator go downstairs obviously to an abandoned submarine dock on the river

Wow! let's commandeer a taxi! no robin! not at this time of day

Yes i'd say the odds against it would make even the most reckless gambler cringe