Batman (1966) Edit

A clear threat to Miss Kitka's life.

A decoy a strange, anonymous warning...

A fantastic new invention from the Big Ben's research laboratory?

A fiendish attempt on Batman's life.

A finejob, Batman. You allayed their fears magnificently.

A harmless anesthetic...

A moment while I think.

A not displeasing chore, sir.

A revolutionary scientific invention to Gotham City.

A slender hope, Miss Kitka.

A solemn moment, gentlemen.

A speedy escape is our only hope.

A transatlantic yacht approaching this city simply disappeared.

A tricky projection akin to the common desert mirage.

A unification and a container of hope?

A unification into one smooth mixture.

About that dream you had.

About this fellow's left elbow, shall we? [ Cackles ]

About to pass Benedict Arnold Monument.

Absolutely. And could I trouble you for a glass ofwater?

According to rumor, Batman...

Admiral Fangschliester's office.

After I give him the bat wake, we must be ready for anything.

Again the Dynamic Duo escaped our trap!

Ah, of course.

Ah. I know the perfect victim.

Aha! How did it go, Catwoman?

Alfred will see you to the door.

All right then. I'll activate the computer link...

All right, Robin. Cut the bat charges.

Altitude: 3 1 7.

Among sixteen people?"

An abandoned construction elevator.

An egg!

An illegal projection buoy cleverly camouflaged.

An instant whiskey maker.

An underwater shark cage the source ofthat fiendish fish.

And away we go in my "Birdmobile"! One side, Caped Crusader.

And Batman and Robin still alive to block us.

And comes down yellow and white"?

And I dream of all those savage Cossacks...

And into the waiting arms...

And may be salvaged.

And no better way to end this press conference.

And nothing to link us with the crime.

And number two.

And prepare our submarine for sea!

And shield myself behind these heavy iron pipes.

And so, my fine, "finkish" friends...

And that means there'll be more of the dreaded things meant for us!

And the bait? [ Exclaims ] You, Catwoman.

And then, as they have done many times before...

And there's a special meeting of the Security Council today.

And we'll do it right here.

And where thy footstep gleams. "

And you bungled it again!

And, boys, don't anybody sneeze.

And, no thanks to you, the Dynamic Duo has been silenced forever.

Another sniffof bat gas, and we'll all return to the city.

Antimatter?

Are reported in grave danger aboard the yacht.

Are you sure you didn't hurt your head in that fight, Batman?

Are you sure you're getting enough of the good old sea air?

As part of their criminal scheme.

At 'em, me hearties! Shiver 'em from stem to stern!

At first, I thought it was some foolishness.

Attack them, you faltering fink!

Attention, you unfathomable finks!

Avast and belay, Batman. Your tone sounds rather grim.

Banana. Russian. I've got it!

Bat centrifuge at 32,000 r. p. m. 's.

Bat drift angle: 0 3 to starboard.

Bat scanner tracking the stolen Batmobile perfectly.

Batcopter cleared for takeoff.

Batman and Robin are probably hot on our trail.

Batman says there's hope, Mr. President. What more can one ask?

Batman to Coast Guard. Batman to Coast Guard.

Batman to Robin. Ease off on the power.

Batman!

Batman!

Batman! Polaris type missile coming right for us.

Batman's boots didn't even look damp.

Batmobile approaching Batcopter.

Batmobile position: Gotham Central Park...

Batmobile to airport.

Big Ben Distilleries, you know.

Blindfold the captive.

Blow all tanks! Surface! Surface!

Bon voyage, pussy.

Bonnie, let's have the latest status report on known supercriminals at large.

Brace yourself, Robin. We're going down.

Bruce and Dick with characteristic speed and resolve

But don't you have a complete anti criminal eye pattern master file...

But I say let's try it. We have to do something to get Batman out of the way.

But I think I know where to find a clue.

But it's sure as heck the only decent thing to do.

But no whimsical embellishments, please. Make those messages clear!

But wait. It happened at sea.

But was blocked by the bat camera's polarized bat filter.

But we'll be there first. Ifwe hurry, that is. Ifwe hurry.

But we've lost the trail ofthat angelic Miss Kitka. Stranded without a clue.

But who are we going to kidnap?

But your so curious costumes?

But, uh, there is such a creature, I believe.

By an urgent but anonymous call for help.

By the horde oftrained carrier pigeons...

Call down to our secret river bottom dock...

Can separate that mingled dust back into its constituent members?

Capitalists like myself who carry large sums of money...

Careful, careful. [ Quacking ]

Catwoman, you tend to this headquarters.

Certainly not! Batman and Robin are fully deputized agents of the law.

Chain ofcommand, Mr. Riddler.

Chief O'Hara. Dash to the roof. Flash the bat signal.

Clever enough to outwit you, you stupid thug.

Clever. Devilishly clever.

Come on down, Commodore.

Come on, Batman! Batman!

Come on, Dick. We're late for that important demonstration at the fish hatchery.

Come on, Robin, to the Batcave.

Come on!

Come. Take it in tow.

Coming up, Batman, on the closed circuit TV screen. Come over here.

Coming, Batman.

Commodore Schmidlapp ringing for his tea.

Commodore Schmidlapp's the name.

Compartments "A," "B" and "C" taking green water, sir.

Completely destroying their value as ace crime fighters.

Comrade Wayne, my name is Kitanya Irenya Tatanya Karenska Alisoff.

Confound it! The batteries are dead!

Continue with this dream.

Could not have foreseen their accidental rehydration...

Could you chaps direct me to a policeman?

Courageous warriors against crime

Cover the exits, Alfred. I'll race up there with my bat rope.

Da We must search for such a method.

Da, da. Keep your eyes closed.

Da.

Da. Da.

Dear colleagues, let's see what's strapped...

Descend promptly to the Batcave.

Did this P.N. Gwynne leave an address?

Diminishing speed. Ready to board.

Disengage go cart.

Disposing of preatomic submarines...

Diving planes, Mr. Bluebeard. Hoist her three degrees.

Do vechara, Comrade Wayne.

Do vechara.

Don't be put off by them, ma'am. Under this garb, we're perfectly ordinary Americans.

Don't sound so bossy, ifyou please!

Don't you think maybe we ought to try to improve those factors...

Doubtless an unfortunate animal who chanced to swallow a floating mine.

Doubtless it's the work ofsome harmless crank.

Down periscope. We're over the last bar.

Downed by one of Riddler's Polaris skywriters.

Downstairs, obviously...

Edgar Allan Poe, Miss Kitka.

Emergency, operator! Emergency! Get me security!

Emergency, operator! Emergency! Get me security!

Emergency! Seal this building!

Enter your holding pattern. Repeat: Enter your holding pattern.

Every bit of moisture from your body.

Every one of them has a mother.

Exceeds the limits of man's wildest imagination!

Excuse me.

Farewell, Batman!

Faugh! Passing porpoises which intercept torpedoes.

Faugh! Quack!

Faugh! That's too soon!

Faugh! They know how to jam our missiles!

Faugh! We have not yet begun to fight! Attack!

Faugh! What's this, an apparition?

Feed in the various ethnic and national factors.

Fine day for penguins. Looks like rain.

Finks Morgan, Bluebeard and Quetch, break out thejet pack umbrellas.

Fire three!

Fire two!

Fire when ready, Robin.

Five, four...

Follow me. Down to the terrace.

For heaven only knows what infamous objective.

For some baffling reason, the hijackers needed him or his invention...

Fortunately, I was able to dispose ofthat bomb in the nick oftime...

Forward torpedo tubes. Prepare to fire.

From something I happened to overhear...

From that submarine, no doubt.

Further consideration over dinner tonight?

Gentlemen, gentlemen, it is absolutely imperative...

Gentlemen, it is the considered opinion of Her Majesty's Government...

Gentlemen, my country understands your position...

Get him, you mollycoddles!

Get ready for evasive action.

Gives a feller a good feelin' to know they're up there doin' theirjob.

Good day, Admiral. [ Line Clicks ]

Good man. Drive carefully. Good luck. Good hunting.

Good thinking, Robin. Let's find out. To the Batboat. Fast!

Gosh, Batman, the nobility of the almost human porpoise.

Gosh, drinking's sure a filthy thing, isn't it?

Gosh, yes, Batman. When you put it that way

Gosh.

Gotham Tower to all aircraft in the Gotham control zone.

Grave situation, Robin.

Great quivering icebergs! Just as I hoped.

Great Scott! You can't dash off now. Where were you held? How did you escape?

Great Scott. Still in the park?

Ha! As I surmised.

Hand me down the shark repellent bat spray!

Have been summoned back to Wayne Manor...

Have no fear, Robin. I'll keep all my wits about me.

Have you recently sold any war surplus submarines? And if so, to whom?

He couldn't finish a bag of popcorn.

He gave his life for ours.

He may wish to call you there. Good day, Commissioner.

He must be using a superenergy reverse polarizer.

He puts his foot here, my secretjack in the box fires...

He's right, Robin. The pattern of myriad, tiny blood vessels...

He's the Penguin, all right.

Heaven protect us!

Hejust keeps ringing for his confounded tea.

Hello, Admiral. A routine question.

Hello, Batman. Ahoy. What can I do foryou?

Hello. Batman speaking.

Help yourself, Commodore. Slake your thirst.

Her request is not unnatural, however impossible to grant.

Here comes a third one, Batman!

Here comes another one!

Here they come.

Here we go.

Here. Take my bat radio. I looked it up this morning.

Hey! Can't you read?

Hmm! Hah! Mr. Joker!

Hmm. Perhaps.

Hold tight, Robin. This may be tricky.

Holy almost.

Holy bikini! That was close!

Holy Captain Nemo!

Holy costume party. That's the Penguin.

Holy Halloween!

Holy heart failure!

Holy heartbreak! Miss Kitka!

Holy horseshoe!

Holy marathon! I'm getting a stitch, Batman.

Holy Merlin the magician! Get set for a shock.

Holy Polaris!

Holy sardine!

Holyjumble! Where's the hope of the world now?

How many times have I told you?

How purr fectly wonderful of you.

How should I know they'd have a can of shark repellent bat spray handy?

How strange.

However, you and Robin will dog our footsteps in the Batmobile.

Huh! Strange. Batman should have been here hours ago.

I am coming at once.

I am from the MoscowBugle.

I certainly hope you know what you're doing, Penguin.

I close my eyes, and I dream of something...

I do believe that the attending surgeon did use plastic, yes.

I don't know about prudent, Alfred...

I don't know.

I don't think it's right for us to listen in to this, Alfred.

I don't think you mean that, Batman.

I escaped with the aid of Batman.

I got them. I got them.

I had to do it.

I have a deuced clever invention with me, you know.

I have a tiny radio transmitter strapped above my elbow.

I knew you'd be listening in.

I know the perfect victim.

I mean clever device, Miss Kitka.

I mean, condemning me before the facts have been authoritatively established.

I mean, some things have to be private, even for a crime fighter.

I must say that your laboratory...

I needn't tell you, ladies and gentlemen, with whom I have just spoken.

I penetrated their press conference.

I say it's crazy.

I say, steward, your face has the most ghastly pallor.

I see the way to do it.

I suppose they'll be broken up by your moldyjokes.

I swear, by heaven, ifyou've harmed that girl...

I think I know where that projection came from too.

I think we are merely bait for Batman.

I think we'd better stop and check.

I told you that fish story about a radio

I wouldn't worry about that either, Mr. Merrick. You there, Miss

I'll bash him brutally.

I'll check at once, Batman. [ Flips Switch ]

I'll curse myself forever, Miss Kitka.

I'll incapacitate the beast with my trick confetti.

I'll just take one tiny, tiny peek. [ Flips Switch ]

I'll kill you all.

I'll rend you limb from limb!

I'll slip into something more comfortable while your cocoa is warming.

I'll telephone, ifyou'll excuse me...

I'm from the MoscowBugle. My friends call me Kitka.

I'm most grateful. I wasn't aware ofthat.

I'm watching, Batman.

I've just thought ofa clever ruse, Commissioner.

If I can just get at it.

If I can just pry loose... my utility belt transmitter.

If I only had a nickel for every time he's baffled us.

If it were three of them, I would say yes. But four?

If Robin and I were to remove our masks...

Ifanyone knew that, they could pierce the secret of our true identities.

Ifthat ship wasjust a mirage, what happened to the real one?

Ifwe can't, heaven knows who can.

Ifwe could just contrive some way...

Ifyou please to take off the mask to give the better picture?

Ifyou wish anything further, just ring.

In fact, our own relatives we live with don't know.

In my disguise as Kitka...

In some baffling way, she must have unwittingly stumbled on the criminals' plot.

In the dangers oftampering with the laws of Mother Nature.

In the life ofevery crime fighter.

In your fabulous Batcave?

Increase angstrom force in vector "X."

Increase sink rate.

Indeed, Alfred. I've rarely met a girl...

Indeed, in this very Batcave, you saw a ghastly example...

Into Commodore Schmidlapp's tea?

Into inviting me into their secret Batcave...

Into the waiting arms of Penguin's exploding octopus.

Is it yes or no?

Is known from Leningrad to Kamchatka.

Is that prudent, Master Robin?

Is there not a bourgeois criminal cad in this country called the Riddler...

Isn't the firm's proprietor, Commodore Schmidlapp, bringing with him...

It deceived our naked eyes...

It looks bad, Batman. This brassy bird has us buffaloed.

It looks like we've got the whole ocean to ourselves.

It may be worse than that, gentlemen.

It may not be that black, Comrade Wayne.

It means nothing. Snap on the bat cuffs.

It must be bat charges.

It works for peace and understanding.

It'll be faster ifwe run. Let's go!

It's a low neighborhood, full of rumpots.

It's absolutely extraordinary!

It's all right, Robin.

It's amazing someone hasn't already reported this place to the police.

It's been almost an hour. What the devil are they doing?

It's clear that I've done you a cruel injustice.

It's filled with human jetsam.

It's five dehydrated pirates rehydrated.

It's got us by the metallic objects in our utility belts.

It's moving incredibly fast, sir. Range is down to 7,000.

It's not for mortals like us to tamper with the laws of nature.

It's now or never ifwe're to get through the channel.

It's the famous bat signal flashed from the roofof police headquarters.

It'sjust... one ofthose things...

Just the sort of square citizen Batman will dash to rescue.

Keep an eye on the scope. Watch for suspicious vessels.

Keep practicing. ** [ Whistling Resumes ]

Kind of reshuffle them a little?

Kitka.

Known supercriminals not currently imprisoned.

Lead him down the labyrinthine path to Chamber 17.

Let that be an object lesson...

Let us feast our eyes on the watery remains.

Let's get him.

Let's go. But inconspicuously.

Let's hope it's a stitch in time, Robin, that saves nine

Let's race back to headquarters, Robin.

Let's see. The coordinates ofour position were 10.3 by 69 B.

Let'sjust say, no sign ofcriminal activity.

Load torpedo tubes.

Lock computer on afterdeck. Set automatic bat hold.

Look at this pair ofjoking riddles.

Look here, Batman.

Look, Robin.

Look! Look! The Dynamic Duo!

Looks like it has a homing device in its nose cone.

Looks like... plastic coated fingertips.

Loose to plague us with his criminal conundrums.

Luckily, we're in tip top condition.

Maestro of a million criminal umbrellas.

Make those messages plain.

May be the greatest single service ever performed for humanity.

May I see you home to that borrowed penthouse apartment?

Maybe you can reach it with your fingers.

Millionaire Bruce Wayne and his youthful ward, Dick Grayson...

Miss Kitka dies ifyou take one more step. Go!

Miss Kitka, I have the strangest feeling...

Missile ahoy!

Mmm! I close my eyes...

Mmm.

Mmm. Perhaps I could lure him into the fatal embrace...

More slender than you can know.

Mr. Bluebeard, all engines full ahead.

Mr. Bluebeard, down 30 fathoms!

Mr. Bluebeard, steady on the diving plane.

Mr. Joker, fire three!

Mr. Joker, would you drop one of your little dream pills...

Mr. Riddler, I ignore your insipid insinuations!

Mr. Riddler, will you kindly prepare those nine radio ransom messages?

Mr. Riddler, will you tell Mr. Quetch...

Mr. Riddler, would you fire a surface to surface underwater homing missile?

Mr. Riddler, would you prepare the submarine to get under way...

Mr. Stanley of the Globe.

Mr. Wayne, must you be so impulsive?

My apologies, Commodore Schmidlapp.

My constitutional rights, sir.

My dear sir, as the poet says...

My very paradise.

Myjoy, my heaven on Earth...

Necessary to prevent you from seeing the entrance to the Batcave.

Never ones to shirk responsibility...

Never use my real name in public!

Nevertheless, shall we give this matter...

No comment, Commissioner.

No one can make a seagoing vessel simply disappear

No prints here.

No use, Batman. It's tracking us.

No wonder we were fooled.

No, I did not, Mr. Wayne.

No, my name's Schmidlapp, old boy. Schmidlapp.

No, Robin! Not at this time ofday.

No, Robin.

No, Robin. No.

No, thank you, Admiral. You've been very helpful.

No. Just a post office box number. Would you like it?

Nonsense. How can a yacht "simply" disappear?

Not in this universe.

Not quite, Robin.

Not so fast. Be more slow.

Nothing to look forward to but death.

Now combine both answers.

Now give our friend here a whiff of bat wake.

Now heading up Gotham River Drive.

Now hear this, Mr. Joker. Load the torpedo tubes.

Now hear this! Now hear this!

Now I am merely going to temporarily extract...

Now, hold your breath as we cross the hall.

Observe that bell buoy.

Of course I did. I can't understand why Batman hasn't dashed into our trap.

Of getting more deeply involved with each other.

Of posthypnotic suggestion when you rehydrated them.

Of the Penguin's exploding octopus.

Of the United World headquarters on Gotham East River.

Ofa giant exploding octopus.

Ofany other prisoner ofthis rotten gang?

Ofcourse, of course. But... do you think you and the Boy Wonder...

Ofcourse.

Ofcourse. With a clever clue pointing here.

Off guard, comrade?

Often have such safety contrivances.

Ofterrifying thrust to welcome the police?

Ofwhat happens when one tries to do that.

Ofwhat use is a dream if not a blueprint for courageous action?

Oh ho, what's that? Ba Bat gas?

Oh, a joke a day keeps the gloom away.

Oh, a thought strikes me...

Oh, and what a pity that would be

Oh, but I must. I must. Oh, outwitting Batman is my sole delight...

Oh, da.

Oh, da. Da

Oh, friends, make peace.

Oh, go ahead, Penguin.

Oh, I really couldn't say, sir.

Oh, I say. What deucedly strange customs you colonials have. [ Chuckles ] What?

Oh, it's you. [ Chuckles ]

Oh, just a moment. I'll have to look that up.

Oh, just a thought. It doesn't matter.

Oh, my duties keep me mostly undercover, sir.

Oh, Riddler, Joker, do something!

Oh, say!

Oh, shades ofSmolensk. What is that?

Oh, thank you, steward. Jolly good service aboard this yacht.

Oh, the delicious irony of it all.

Oh, too bad. Too bad.

Oh, well. Gives me a jolly good chance to get caught up on my Dickens.

Oh, what a purr fectly lovely idea.

Oh, what mere criminal genius, Catwoman!

Oh, yeah. Thank you. Thank you, sir.

Oh, you cowardly kitten! Do you want to live forever?

Oh! [ Laughs ] Well, "Pip! pip!" to you, sir.

Oh! [ Mutters ]

Oh! Into action, comrade. Mmm!

Oh! Which will make Batman race to the rescue.

On a peaceful afternoon motor ride...

Once he is in their trap, we will be released.

One billion dollars cash from each country.

One false move, and you'll find out. We'll hurl our batarangs.

One ofdedication and humble supplication.

One thing is certain. Our strike cannot be postponed.

One. What has yellow skin and writes?

Operator, please give me the Pentagon in Washington, Navy Department.

Or I'll wreck this place with my dying breath!

Or most assuredly we shall hang separately.

Or perhaps to that masked Cossack Batman?

Our instructions were to keep watch.

Our job is finished.

Our objective the Security Council.

Our old archenemy Catwoman.

Our poor, united world in microcosm.

Our task is not to sink that sub, merely to drive it to the surface.

Ourjoke's on you! [ Cackles ]

Out batarang and bat rope. Stand clear.

Over there. The drinking water dispenser is clearly marked.

Penguin, Joker, Riddler those three supercriminals, their forces combined.

Penguin, Joker, Riddler and Catwoman too.

Penguin? [ Quacking ]

Perfectly. Swallow this pill.

Perhaps you didn't leave a clear enough clue in your apartment.

Pirates, to arms!

Please, no more questions about that ship.

Port, two degrees. And steady as she goes.

Precisely, Mr. Riddler. To be delivered to our secret island...

Prepare to fire bat charges in front oftorpedoes when in range.

Prepare to rehydrate.

Pretty fishy what happened to me on that ladder.

Proceeding south on West Drive.

Provided it was ever really there at all.

Purr fect, Riddler. Purr fect. Mmm!

Quick! Everyone, flee foryour lives!

Quickly now! Each one in a separate vial.

Quickly now. Send a jamming signal.

Quickly. Feed those figures into the navigational aid computer.

Quickly. Via Batcycle to the Batcopter.

Quickly. Wiggle around back to back.

Quiet. Quiet.

Quite astonishingly different.

Quite right. We must hang together...

Racing over the steppes on their brutal mission.

Range: 4,000. Bearing: 8 8.

Ready for separation.

Ready to rehydrate.

Ready with superblinding bat pellets.

Ready, Commodore?

Report these riddles to your police or

Retinal eye patterns?

Riddle er. Riddler?

Right again. Now, what would you say they mean?

Robin, listen to these riddles.

Robin, over here. Look.

Robin...

Roger.

Roger.

Roger.

Roger. Correcting to port.

Roger. Wilco.

Run silent, run deep.

Rushing people? Russians.

Say no more, Robin. It could be... compromising.

See Miss Kitka out, please. Take the service elevator.

See? "C" for Catwoman.

Send Chief O'Hara up to the roof and have him flash the bat signal.

Send out waves ofsuperenergy.

Separation accomplished.

Separation accomplished. Ready to rehydrate.

Seventy third Street and Concord Avenue. [ Giggles ]

Sharpen your cutlasses. There may be skulduggery ahead!

She will be disguised as Kitka.

She's quite well, Mr. Wayne.

She's right. Ifwe don't manage to somehow swallow our supercriminal pride...

Shooting him out through the window, out over the sea...

Should be worth millions ofYankee dollars. Pip, pip!

Shut up, you feline floozy!

Sic 'em, Hecate. Scratch out their eyes.

Sink rate:.49.

Sitting like fat birds in a tree, just waiting to be snatched.

Slipped under the door of your borrowed penthouse apartment?

Small craft at 7,500. Bearing: 0 1.

So dreadful, I scarcely dare give it utterance.

So help me, Catwoman, I'll feed him to the birds.

So, say Penguin failed. All the more reason not to hand them your crazy clues.

So, to the Penguin's princely plan...

Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb.

Some luck, landing right on top of a bed offoam rubber.

Someone Russian is gonna slip on a banana peel and break their neck.

Sonar contact. Range: 8,000. Bearing: 1 8 1.

Sorry about that, Commodore.

Stand by to catch him, Robin. I'll give him the bat gas.

Steady, Robin. I see one hope.

Still, I would like to get to Gotham City one of these days.

Stolen Batmobile turning.

Stored down in the hold.

Success! Success!

Success! Success! We've done it! We've done it!

Suffice it to say that we're in the hands of the underworld's most vicious foursome.

Sure, ma'am. Not even Commissioner Gordon and meself know who they really are.

Surface, Mr. Bluebeard. Surface.

Surrender, you criminals!

Take her up!

Taken to some secret island hideaway...

Tell Batman I salute him and wish him luck.

Tell me ifyou interpret them as I do.

Tell me, Commissioner. What known supercriminals are at largejust now?

Tell me. Did you overhear any mention...

Thank goodness the Caped Crusader got there in time!

Thank you very much, sir. Thank you, sir. [ Laughs ]

Thank you, Comrade Wayne.

Thank you, sir. Batmobile over and out.

That class of missile receives on a wavelength of 164.1.

That Commodore Schmidlapp is in danger to lure me into a trap.

That crazy missile It wrote two more riddles before it blew up.

That I am about to be utterly and madly carried away.

That I cannot say.

That miserable, waddling mountebank of a bird.

That missile! Look, it's written something.

That tricky mirage projector must be behind this plate.

That we limit our conversation to peace.

That we pursue peace at all costs.

That's right.

The bat camera was aimed right at the yacht when it took this picture.

The charming Russian journalist for the Moscow Bugle.

The Commodore's yacht was being hijacked someplace else?

The container ofall our hopes for the future.

The criminal catalyst in this entire affair

The criminals planted those dehydrated thugs on your person.

The end. Oh, boy.

The entire Security Council may have been dehydrated.

The entire world.

The hope of the entire world, tottering on the brink.

The infamous old enemies of the crime fighter.

The invention and its custodian...

The millionaire head ofthat disgusting do gooding Wayne Foundation.

The minute Batman spots her, he'll bop her with a batarang.

The nine members of the United World Security Council.

The Penguin in command ofa preatomic submarine.

The Penguin runs a taut ship.

The pirates they're gone! Popped like balloons! How'd it happen?

The pompous fool. He's played right into our hands.

The remote control Penguin magnet inside that buoy.

The secret of our true identities would be revealed.

The slightest impact was sufficient...

The sum of the angles ofthat rectangle is too monstrous to contemplate.

The trigger? One of my riddles, of course.

The truth. Sure, and what is the truth?

The whole country?

The whole free world is waitin'.

The yacht we thought we saw was a mere illusion...

Their minimum objective must be...

Then you did get the police to call them in.

There are some things I cannot disclose, Miss Kitka.

There are still lingering traces of my finely filtered Penguin gas.

There is a drifting submarine two miles east ofSandy Nose Lightship.

There ought to be a piscatorial statute.

There's always hope. You should know that, sir.

There's one method of identification which no criminal can evade.

They are off, once again, to the rescue.

They are ready to rehydrate.

They hold nine of the world's most eminent men in dehydrated condition.

They may be drinkers, Robin, but they're also human beings...

They must be circling us.

They'll head for sea by way of Short Island Sound.

They're diving. Engines being switched to silent.

They're used to curious sights, which they attribute to alcoholic delusions.

They've converted this buoy into a gigantic magnet.

They've done it! They've done it!

They've had about enough, I imagine.

They've spotted us. Set torpedoes to automatic homing.

Thinking we're out of the way might make them play into our hands...

This bird has flown around the bend.

This could be the end.

This curtain which separates our countries is so foolish.

This is extraordinary!

This is your captain speaking, my fine pinioned pirates.

This may prove to be a most memorable night.

This nasty soup we're in is largely of my own brewing.

This one's getting through.

This strange mixing of minds...

This way, Robin!

This yacht, I believe, belonged to the famous Big Ben Distilleries.

This young lady is a stranger to our shores.

Through that window, out over the sea...

Through the window. We'll use our bat ropes.

Time is getting short!

Time to rip offyour false feathers.

To an abandoned submarine dock on the river.

To cancel a previous engagement.

To cuckoo land!

To deliberately trick Batman and Robin...

To fire offsome more of my riddling clues, of course.

To hurl himself into the path ofthat final torpedo.

To instantly reduce them to antimatter.

To persons who don't even leave their full addresses?

To some chap named P.N. Gwynne.

To the Batmobile. This could be the break we've been looking for.

To think it might have been shattered before our very eyes.

Tonight, Bruce Wayne will go out on the town with Miss Kitka.

Torpedo wakes off the port bow.

Torpedoes [ Quacks ] fire!

Torpedoes away! [ Cackles ]

Torpedoes!

Torpedoes! Torpedoes! What are we waiting for?

True, I did think I'd spotted it out of the corner of my eye.

True, Robin. It was noble ofthat animal...

True. Nothing's sacred to those devils.

Truer words were never spoken.

Turn on the water faucet.

Two. What people are always in a hurry?

Uh, yes, I understand.

United Underworld is through!

United Underworld. [ Scoffs ]

Up my left sleeve...

Vector "X" up one notch.

Watch out, Batman. This could be tricky.

Watch your step, Robin.

We are now passing through the grotto.

We are ready to rehydrate.

We have just one trump card left, Robin.

We haven't done anything foolish, have we?

We haven't one moment to lose!

We shall spring them from theJoker'sjack in the box...

We weren't meant for a watery grave! Do something!

We'll check them against our mobile anticrime file in our Batmobile.

We'll circle them at full thrust bat speed...

We'll play each of our treacherous trumps in one hand...

We'll track him to the gang's new hideout.

We're about as united as the members...

We're approaching the tricky buoy.

We're at the mercy of the Gotham River tide.

We're helpless in this monstrous invisible grip.

We're here, eh? I see.

We've been given the plainest warning.

We've got to get Batman before he gets us.

Well said, Robin.

Well, certainly, ifyou say so, Boy Wonder. But why?

Well, I'm ready.

Well, make up your minds! The Batman will never come here now.

Well, that's hardly necessary at the moment.

Well, we'll see about that.

Well, what do we do now...

Well, with the way the world is and all...

What a fiendishly clever way to abduct nine men from a heavily guarded building.

What about that exploding shark?

What do you say?

What do you say? [ Quacking ]

What else could I have done? If I'd told the truth, panic would grip the city.

What have you done with Miss Kitka?

What is the scheme, sir?

What kind ofcreature would gobble up a bird in a tree?

What, Batman?

What? Small craft?

What's your game, Penguin?

When the crooks see it, they'll figure Batman and I are racing to headquarters.

Where does that elevator go?

Where is she, Catwoman? Show me Miss Kitka...

Which I shall presently provide.

Which naturally left them in a highly unstable condition!

While I prepare a demolition charge...

Who else but a genius could conceive such an audacious plot...

Who is such a potent argument in favor of international relations.

Who knows, Robin?

Who preys upon the workers ofAmerica?

Whoever dehydrated those pirates...

Why, ofcourse. It might be an amusing experience, don't you know?

Why, you pompous puffed up penguin!

Why, you sniveling sardine!

Why, your own picture has appeared countless times in the MoscowBugle.