Batman (1966) Soundboard Edit

A clear threat to miss kitka's life who miss kitka

A decoy a strange anonymous warning

A fiendish attempt on batman's life

A fine job batman you allayed their fears magnificently

A harmless anesthetic necessary to prevent you from seeing the entrance to the batcave

A moment while I think

A not displeasing chore sir

A riddle in the form of a joke

A slender hope miss kitka more slender than you can know

A solemn moment gentlemen one of dedication and humble supplication

A speedy escape is our only hope

A unification and a container of hope

About that dream you had

According to rumor batman a transatlantic yacht approaching this city simply disappeared

Admiral fangschliester's office

After I give him the bat wake we must be ready for anything

Again the dynamic duo escaped our trap!

Ah good just as the blueprints said an abandoned construction elevator

Ah of course how clever

Ah! there it is! seventy third street and concord avenue

Aha! aha! this is a kidnapping!

Aha! how did it go catwoman

Ahoy catwoman

Ahoy there could you chaps direct me to a policeman

Alfred do you have your driver's license in my wallet sir

Alfred will see you to the door

All right all right

All right enough pictures

All right robin cut the bat charges

All right then i'll activate the computer link

All set batman

All the more reason not to hand them your crazy clues

Altitude 3 1 7 sink rate 49

An egg nature's perfect container the container of all our hopes for the future

An illegal projection buoy cleverly camouflaged

An instant whiskey maker waiting for us to put it to more universal use

An opportunity well taken is always a weapon of advantage #opportunity #weapon of advantage #seize the moment #batman #adam west #bad advice #wisdom

An underwater shark cage the source of that fiendish fish

And all my days are trances and all my nightly dreams are where thy dark eye glances and where thy footstep gleams

And batman and robin still alive to block us

And blasted out of the sky by an incredible coincidence

And boys don't anybody sneeze

And could I trouble you for a glass of water

And no better way to end this press conference thank you and good day

And no thanks to you the dynamic duo has been silenced forever

And none of your stupid riddles do you understand make those messages plain

And nothing to link us with the crime

And now to make him bat bait

And number two

And so my fine finkish friends you have heard my astounding proposal what do you say

And that means there'll be more of the dreaded things meant for us!

And the bait you catwoman

And then as they have done many times before as batman and robin

And then carry him down to the submarine

And there's a special meeting of the security council today

And what the devil is this the captain's costume party

And when they solve that of course they'll be out to investigate

And who behind it not a clue

And you bungled it again!

Another sniff of bat gas and we'll all return to the city

Answer affirmative batman

Antimatter you mean they won't be coming back

Any notion how much longer this yacht will remain here fogbound off the grand banks

Any two of them might try that

Apples into applesauce a unification into one smooth mixture

Are you all right da da

Are you sure you didn't hurt your head in that fight batman

Are you sure you're getting enough of the good old sea air

As you truly remarked no one can make a seagoing vessel simply disappear provided it was ever really there at all

At 'em me hearties! shiver 'em from stem to stern!

At first I thought it was some foolishness

Atomic batteries to power turbines to speed roger ready to move out

Attack them you faltering fink!

Attention you unfathomable finks!

Avast and belay batman your tone sounds rather grim

Aw shut up all of you! I see the way to do it

Away robin away! but but

Banana russian i've got it! someone russian is gonna slip on a banana peel and break their neck

Bat centrifuge at 32000 rpm's

Bat drift angle 0 3 to starboard

Bat scanner tracking the stolen batmobile perfectly

Batcopter cleared for takeoff

Batman

Batman and robin are fully deputized agents of the law

Batman and robin are probably hot on our trail

Batman and robin must be racing there now in response to it

Batman Dance #dancing #batman #adam west #batusi

Batman Dance #dancing #batman #batusi #adam west

Batman feeds the meter #parking #feed the meter #parking ticket #good citizenship #public parking #parking meter #batman #adam west #holy taxation #bat advice

Batman i

Batman says there's hope mr president what more can one ask

Batman to coast guard batman to coast guard

Batman to robin ease off on the power

Batman wait a minute

Batman! batman!

Batman! polaris type missile coming right for us

Batman! we're helpless in this monstrous invisible grip

Batman's boots didn't even look damp

Batmobile approaching batcopter

Batmobile position gotham central park proceeding south on west drive about to pass benedict arnold monument

Batmobile to airport

Big ben distilleries you know

Bless my dustpan!

Blindfold the captive

Blow all tanks!

Bon voyage pussy

Bonnie let's have the latest status report on known super criminals at large yes sir thank you bonnie

Brace yourself robin we're going down this could be the end

Break out the jet pack umbrellas

Bruce and dick with characteristic speed and resolve descend promptly to the batcave

Bruce wayne the millionaire head of that disgusting do gooding wayne foundation

Bruce! hello commissioner

But don't you have a complete anti criminal eye pattern master file in your fabulous batcave

But no whimsical embellishments please make those messages clear!

But then I remembered

But uh there is such a creature I believe

But wait it happened at sea

But we'll be there first if we hurry that is if we hurry

But we've lost the trail of that angelic miss kitka

But who are we going to kidnap ah I know the perfect victim I know the perfect victim I know the perfect

But your so curious costumes don't be put off by them ma'am under this garb we're perfectly ordinary americans

C'est fou! tout le monde parle ecoutez ecoutez s'il vous plait

Call down to our secret river bottom dock and prepare our submarine for sea!

Capital!

Capitalists like myself who carry large sums of money often have such safety contrivances

Careful careful

Catwoman catwoman will you get a dustpan and put every one of them very carefully into a separate vial ooh! all right

Catwoman stop I said!

Catwoman you tend to this headquarters

Certainly not!

Chain of command mr riddler

Chief o'hara dash to the roof flash the bat signal yes sir

Clever comrade wayne

Clever devilishly clever

Clever enough to outwit you you stupid thug

Come on batman! batman!

Come on down commodore

Come on penguin time to rip off your false feathers

Come on robin to the batcave we haven't one moment to lose!

Come on we're late for that important demonstration at the fish hatchery

Come on!

Come take it in tow

Coming batman I am coming at once

Coming up batman on the closed circuit tv screen come over here

Commissioner yes oh

Commodore schmidlapp is in danger to lure me into a trap

Commodore schmidlapp precisely

Commodore schmidlapp's invention in our hands

Commodore schmidlapp's the name

Compartments a b and c taking green water sir

Completely destroying their value as ace crime fighters

Comrade wayne my name is kitanya irenya tatanya karenska alisoff i'm from the moscow bugle my friends call me kitka

Confound it! the batteries are dead!

Could be any one of them but which one what which ones

Courageous warriors against crime they are off once again to the rescue

Cover the exits alfred i'll race up there with my bat rope very good sir

Credulous creatures! I knew you'd be listening in

Crime never pays! #learn your lesson #crime never pays #obey the law #batman #adam west

Da

Da da keep your eyes closed continue with this dream

Damage the tail rotor disengaged

Dear colleagues let's see what's strapped about this fellow's left elbow shall we

Delightful! dehydrated

Depth a half atom engines dead slow astern

Devilish clown prince of crime if I only had a nickel for every time he's baffled us

Devious Laugh #smirk #laugh #devious #pleasure #snicker #evil laugh

Did this p n gwynne leave an address

Diminishing speed ready to board roger

Disengage go cart

Disposing of preatomic submarines to persons who don't even leave their full addresses good day admiral

Dive mr bluebeard! dive! yo ho dive!

Diving planes mr bluebeard

Do vechara

Do vechara comrade wayne

Do we dare why not yes of course why not

Do you think you and the boy wonder can separate that mingled dust back into its constituent members

Don't sound so bossy if you please!

Doubtless it's the work of some harmless crank

Down periscope we're over the last bar

Down periscope! down periscope

Downed by one of riddler's polaris skywriters

Drop bat ladder bat ladder away

Edgar allan poe miss kitka to one in paradise first stanza

Emergency operator! emergency! get me security! emergency operator! emergency! get me security!

Emergency! seal this building! and turn off the ventilating system! robin's right

End of status report

Enter your holding pattern repeat enter your holding pattern

Estimated surfacing position 200 yards

Every one of them has a mother

Everything pip pip with the prisoner comrades

Excuse me i'll slip into something more comfortable while your cocoa is warming

Farewell batman!

Farewell dynamic duo!

Faugh! drat that cockleshell!

Faugh! passing porpoises which intercept torpedoes

Faugh! quack!

Faugh! that's too soon!

Faugh! they know how to jam our missiles!

Faugh! we have not yet begun to fight! attack!

Faugh! what's this an apparition

Feed in the various ethnic and national factors

Fine day for penguins looks like rain

Finks morgan bluebeard and quetch

Fire when ready robin

Five four three two

Five four three two fire one! fire one!

Follow me down to the terrace ho!

For some baffling reason the hijackers needed him or his invention as part of their criminal scheme

Fortunately I was able to dispose of that bomb in the nick of time and shield myself behind these heavy iron pipes

Forward torpedo tubes prepare to fire

From something I happened to overhear I think we are merely bait for batman

From that submarine no doubt

Gentlemen gentlemen it is absolutely imperative that we limit our conversation to peace

Gentlemen in the interest of peace you must hear me out you must

Gentlemen it has always been our policy to maintain

Gentlemen it is the considered opinion of her majesty's government that we pursue peace at all costs

Gentlemen my country understands your position but in the interest of peace we must

Get him you mollycoddles!

Get ready for evasive action

Gives a feller a good feeling' to know they're up there doing' their job

Good grammar is essential #grammar #english #speech #batman #robin #adam west #bat advice

Good man drive carefully good luck good hunting

Good morning

Good thinking robin let's find out to the batboat fast!

Gosh

Gosh batman the nobility of the almost human porpoise

Gosh drinking's sure a filthy thing isn't it i'd rather be dead than unable to trust my own eyes uh huh

Gosh yes batman when you put it that way

Gosh! and the catwoman!

Gotham tower to all aircraft in the gotham control zone

Grave situation robin

Great day in the morning!

Great quivering icebergs! just as I hoped

Great scott still in the park it's been almost an hour what the devil are they doing

Great scott! batman take off his mask

Great scott! you can't dash off now where were you held how did you escape

Ha! as I surmised

Hand me down the shark repellent bat spray!

Have no fear robin i'll keep all my wits about me

Have you recently sold any war surplus submarines and if so to whom

He gave his life for ours

He hasn't a clue no but I bet the dynamic duo has

He hasn't the foggiest

He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea

He must be using a super energy reverse polarizer

He swallowed the cat bait

He's right robin

He's the penguin all right I wonder why he let us bring him here we'll soon find out

Heaven help the world if we fail

Heaven protect us! a cat!

Hecate sniff out the weak spot

Hello admiral a routine question

Hello batman speaking

Help yourself commodore slake your thirst

Here comes a third one batman!

Here comes another one!

Here take my bat radio I looked it up this morning

Here they come

Here we go

Here you are

Hey riddler where are you going to fire off some more of my riddling clues of course

Hey!

Hey! can't you read

Hey! holy glue pot! what's going on the fiends!

Hmm perhaps yes yes

Hmm! hah! mr joker!

Hoist her three degrees yo ho! hoist three degrees

Hold her steady! up periscope! yo ho! up periscope

Hold tight robin this may be tricky

Holy almost

Holy bikini! that was close!

Holy captain nemo!

Holy costume party that's the penguin obviously

Holy demolition!

Holy halloween!

Holy hallucination! I wish it were robin but it's not

Holy heart failure!

Holy heartbreak! miss kitka!

Holy horseshoe!

Holy iceberg! We can expect a crime wave #robin #holy iceberg #crime wave #corruption #evil doing #riot

Holy jumble! where's the hope of the world now

Holy long john silver! a pirate periscope

Holy marathon! i'm getting a stitch batman

Holy merlin the magician! get set for a shock

Holy molars! You owe your life to dental hygiene #dental hygiene #dentist #clean teeth #brush your teeth #holy molars #batman #adam west #bat advice #wisdom

Holy Mush! #holy mush #robin #holy cow #holy smokes #wow #surprised #shocked #batman

Holy nightmare! batman could it be

Holy polaris!

Holy sardine!

How do you divide seventeen apples among sixteen people make applesauce

How how

How purr fectly wonderful of you

How should I know they'd have a can of shark repellent bat spray handy

How strange I close my eyes and I dream of something quite astonishingly different

How's our prisoner still doesn't know he's been kidnapped

Howdy y'all how are those boys doin' up there

However you and robin will dog our footsteps in the batmobile

Huh! strange batman should have been here hours ago

I can't understand why batman hasn't dashed into our trap

I certainly hope you know what you're doing penguin

I do believe that the attending surgeon did use plastic yes

I don't get it batman think robin

I don't know about prudent but it's sure as heck the only decent thing to do

I don't know but I think I know where to find a clue

I don't think it's right for us to listen in to this I mean some things have to be private even for a crime fighter

I don't think you mean that batman

I escaped with the aid of batman

I fear we have nothing to look forward to but death

I got them I got them

I have a deuced clever invention with me you know stored down in the hold

I hope penguin made it

I ignore your insipid insinuations!

I mean clever device miss kitka

I mean condemning me before the facts have been authoritatively established

I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imagination! absolutely

I needn't tell you ladies and gentlemen with whom I have just spoken

I say it's crazy but I say let's try it

I say steward your face has the most ghastly pallor

I swear by heaven if you've harmed that girl i'll kill you all

I think I know where that projection came from too

I think we'd better stop and check

I told you that fish story about a radio

I wouldn't worry about that either

I'll bash him brutally then we close in for the kill with the police precisely

I'll be waiting at the elevator

I'll check at once batman

I'll curse myself forever this nasty soup we're in is largely of my own brewing

I'll feed him to the birds

I'll incapacitate the beast with my trick confetti

I'll just take one tiny tiny peek

I'll maintain curvature

I'll man the torpedo tubes

I'll rend you limb from limb!

I'll set up the anti crime eye checker

I'll telephone if you'll excuse me to cancel a previous engagement

I'm afraid they'll find our humor very very dry

I'm most grateful I wasn't aware of that

I'm sure it'll be the wrong choice #adam west #wrong choice #bad decision #decisions #no faith #choosing #options #batman

I'm watching batman

I've got it why didn't I think of it sooner

I've just thought of a clever ruse commissioner

I've rarely met a girl who is such a potent argument in favor of international relations

If anyone knew that they could pierce the secret of our true identities

If I can just get at it

If I can just reverse the polarity send out waves of super energy

If I hadn't let your beauty lull me off guard

If I were to kiss you, would you think I was a bad girl? #catwoman #kiss #tinder #dating #online dating #batman #vibing

If it were three of them I would say yes but four

If only we knew what he was up to what he was

If robin and I were to remove our masks the secret of our true identities would be revealed

If that ship was just a mirage what happened to the real one

If the riddler tries to make good on his filthy threat

If we could just contrive some way of getting more deeply involved with each other

If what I fear is true

If you please to take off the mask to give the better picture

If you wish anything further just ring

Imbecile! how many times have I told you never use my real name in public!

Impossible indeed

In fact our own relatives we live with don't know

In my disguise as kitka I penetrated their press conference

In some baffling way she must have unwittingly stumbled on the criminals' plot

Increase angstrom force in vector x vector x up one notch

Increase sink rate

Incredible I don't

Indeed alfred

Indeed I suppose they'll be broken up by your moldy jokes

Indeed in this very batcave you saw a ghastly example of what happens when one tries to do that

Is that prudent master robin

Is there not a bourgeois criminal cad in this country called the riddler who preys upon the workers of america

Isn't the firm's proprietor bringing with him a fantastic new invention from the big ben's research laboratory

It all adds up to a sinister riddle

It approaches a climax no nyet not so fast be more slow

It deceived our naked eyes but was blocked by the bat camera's polarized bat filter

It looks bad batman this brassy bird has us buffaloed

It looks like we've got the whole ocean to ourselves

It may be worse than that gentlemen

It may not be that black comrade wayne

It means nothing snap on the bat cuffs

It must be bat charges

It works for peace and understanding

It's a low neighborhood full of rum pots

It's a painless operation

It's all right robin

It's all set he puts his foot here my secret jack in the box fires shooting him out through the window out over the sea into the waiting arms of penguin's exploding octopus

It's amazing someone hasn't already reported this place to the police

It's clear that i've done you a cruel injustice

It's filled with human jetsam

It's five dehydrated pirates rehydrated

It's just one of those things in the life of every crime fighter

It's moving incredibly fast sir range is down to 7000

It's not for mortals like us to tamper with the laws of nature

It's now or never if we're to get through the channel

It's starting down

It's the batboat!

It's the famous bat signal flashed from the roof of police headquarters

It's unwise to condemn what we don't understand #dont judge #educate yourself #bat advice #batman #adam west #wisdom

Jolly good service aboard this yacht

Just a post office box number would you like it

Just the sort of square citizen batman will dash to rescue

Keep an eye on the scope watch for suspicious vessels

Keep practicing

Kissing is one of the most natural things in the world #kissing #romance #tinder #batman #adam west

Kitka kitka a charming acronym

Known super criminals not currently imprisoned

Laws of nature #adam west #nature #environment #ecofriendly #global warming #laws of nature #batman

Lead him down the labyrinthine path to chamber 17

Let that be an object lesson in the dangers of tampering with the laws of mother nature

Let us feast our eyes on the watery remains

Let's get him

Let's go but inconspicuously through the window we'll use our bat ropes

Let's hope it's a stitch in time robin that saves nine the nine members of the united world security council

Let's race back to headquarters robin

Let's see the coordinates four position were 10 3 by 69 b

Let's see your hands

Lock computer on after deck set automatic bat hold

Look at this pair of joking riddles

Look here batman

Look out! look out please!

Look robin

Look! look! the dynamic duo!

Looks like it has a homing device in its nose cone

Looks like plastic coated fingertips

Loose to plague us with his criminal conundrums

Luckily we're in tip top condition it'll be faster if we run let's go!

Make those messages clear!

May I see you home to that borrowed penthouse apartment

Maybe you can reach it with your fingers

Millionaire bruce wayne and his youthful ward dick grayson have been summoned back to wayne manor by an urgent but anonymous call for help

Miss I have the strangest feeling that I am about to be utterly and madly carried away

Miss kitka comrade wayne

Miss kitka dies if you take one more step go!

Miss kitka! miss ki

Miss miss kitka where are you

Missile ahoy!

Mmm perhaps I could lure him into the fatal embrace of a giant exploding octopus

Mmm! I close my eyes and I dream of all those savage cossacks racing over the steppes on their brutal mission mmm

Mmm! presto!

Mr bluebeard all engines full ahead

Mr bluebeard down 30 fathoms!

Mr bluebeard steady on the diving plane

Mr bluebeard!

Mr joker are you ready to fire

Mr joker fire three! fire three!

Mr joker fire two! fire two!

Mr joker would you drop one of your little dream pills into commodore schmidlapp's tea

Mr morgan kindly activate the remote control penguin magnet inside that buoy

Mr quetch what's their bearing I don't know sir

Mr riddler will you kindly prepare those nine radio ransom messages

Mr riddler will you tell mr quetch to fetch the five guinea pigs

Mr riddler would you fire a surface to surface underwater homing missile

Mr riddler would you prepare the submarine to get under way while I prepare a demolition charge of terrifying thrust to welcome the police

Mr stanley of the globe

Mr wayne must you be so impulsive

Much as one deplores indiscretion master robin

My apologies commodore schmidlapp

My dear sir as the poet says on land you may command at sea it is me

Negative no legal bell buoy at that position

Never mind come on everybody out now

Never ones to shirk responsibility

Nevertheless shall we give this matter further consideration over dinner tonight

No comment commissioner let's just say no sign of criminal activity

No I did not mr wayne

No robin no

No robin not in this universe

No thank you admiral you've been very helpful

No use batman it's tracking us

No wonder we were fooled

Nonsense how can a yacht simply disappear

Not at all miss kitka

Not quite robin

Nothing can stop us now

Now combine both answers

Now don't be afraid you will feel nothing

Now give our friend here a whiff of bat wake

Now heading up gotham river drive

Now hear this

Now hear this mr joker load the torpedo tubes

Now hear this now hear this this is your captain speaking my fine pinioned pirates

Now hear this! now hear this!

Now hold your breath as we cross the hall there are still lingering traces of my finely filtered penguin gas (all inhale)

Now I am merely going to temporarily extract every bit of moisture from your body

Now my fine fishy finks

Now to find my riddling polaris skywriter

Observe that bell buoy

Of course of course but

Of course with a clever clue pointing here

Of what comrade wayne

Of what use is a dream if not a blueprint for courageous action

Off guard comrade

Oh a joke a day keeps the gloom away

Oh a thought strikes me so dreadful I scarcely dare give it utterance

Oh alfred yes sir see miss kitka out please

Oh and what a pity that would be on the eve of the greatest criminal coup anyone ever dreamed of

Oh batman hello batman ahoy what can I do for you

Oh but I must I must oh outwitting batman is my sole delight my joy my heaven on earth my very paradise

Oh da da

Oh da da we must search for such a method

Oh friends make peace have a shake on me

Oh go ahead penguin

Oh happy happenstance! (cackles)

Oh hello

Oh ho what's that bat gas

Oh I really couldn't say sir

Oh I say what deucedly strange customs you colonials have what well i'm ready

Oh is this oh say!

Oh just a moment i'll have to look that up

Oh just a thought it doesn't matter

Oh my duties keep me mostly undercover sir

Oh riddler joker do something!

Oh shades of smolensk what is that

Oh thank you steward

Oh the delicious irony of it all

Oh too bad too bad

Oh we strive to give satisfaction sir

Oh well gives me a jolly good chance to get caught up on my dickens

Oh what a purr fectly lovely idea

Oh what mere criminal genius catwoman!

Oh yeah thank you thank you sir thank you very much sir thank you sir

Oh you cowardly kitten! do you want to live forever

Oh! into action comrade mmm!

Oh! well pip! pip! to you sir

Oh! which will make batman race to the rescue

On a peaceful afternoon motor ride

Once he is in their trap we will be released

One

One billion dollars cash from each country

One false move and you'll find out we'll hurl our batarangs

One hour one hour

One side caped crusader

One thing I don't dig batman

One thing is certain our strike cannot be postponed

Ooh it's like a dream pengy sweet

Ooh! delicious!

Oops too bad

Operator please give me the pentagon in washington navy department

Or i'll wreck this place with my dying breath!

Our blackest fears confirmed

Our instructions were to keep watch

Our job is finished

Our job is finished #adam west #rip #job complete #job finished #mission complete #batman

Our joke's on you!

Our objective the security council

Our poor united world in microcosm

Our task is not to sink that sub merely to drive it to the surface

Out batarang and bat rope stand clear

Over there the drinking water dispenser is clearly marked

P n gwynne the penguin

Penguin joker riddler and catwoman too

Penguin joker riddler those three super criminals their forces combined for heaven only knows what infamous objective

Penguin no my name's schmidlapp old boy schmidlapp

Penguin! penguin you know I can't take water!

Penguin's finished batman by now

Perfectly swallow this pill

Perhaps perhaps but I am appalled by your attitude sir

Perhaps you didn't leave a clear enough clue in your apartment of course I did

Pirates to arms!

Please chief o'hara all of you

Please no more questions about that ship

Port two degrees and steady as she goes yo ho! port two degrees!

Precisely

Precisely mr riddler

Precisely robin the only possible meaning

Precisely! #precisely #exactly #spot on #right on #absolutely #affirmative #batman #adam west

Precision the key to success #precision #key to success #batman #adam west #bad advice #bruce wayne

Prepare to fire bat charges in front of torpedoes when in range

Prepare to repel boarders!

Pretty fishy what happened to me on that ladder

Purr fect riddler purr fect mmm!

Purr fectly purr fectly

Quetch fetch the five guinea pigs yo ho!

Quick! everyone flee for your lives! into the street!

Quickly feed those figures into the navigational aid computer

Quickly now send a jamming signal

Quickly now! each one in a separate vial

Quickly via batcycle to the batcopter

Quickly wiggle around back to back

Quiet quiet

Range 3500 get the bat charge launcher roger

Range 4000 bearing 8 8

Ready commodore

Ready for separation

Ready to rehydrate

Ready with super blinding bat pellets

Red alert prepare batcopter for immediate takeoff

Red alert! red alert!

Report these riddles to your police or perhaps to that masked cossack batman

Retinal eye patterns

Riddle er riddler

Riddler! come back!

Riddler! you're mad riddler

Riddler's right for once

Right again now what would you say they mean

Right mr riddler! quite right

Robin listen to these riddles tell me if you interpret them as I do

Robin over here look

Robin prepare to rehydrate

Roger

Roger (2)

Roger correcting to port

Roger excuse us commissioner

Roger wilco

Run silent run deep

Salt and corrosion the infamous old enemies of the crime fighter no prints here

Say no more robin it could be compromising of course

See c for catwoman

Send chief o'hara up to the roof and have him flash the bat signal

Separation accomplished

Sharpen your cutlasses there may be skulduggery ahead!

She shall lure some millionaire into a kidnap trap

She will be disguised as kitka and as kitka

She's quite well mr wayne

She's right

She's right if we don't manage to somehow swallow our super criminal pride i'm afraid we're going

Should be worth millions of yankee dollars pip pip!

Shut up you feline floozy!

Sic 'em hecate scratch out their eyes

Sitting like fat birds in a tree just waiting to be snatched

So help me catwoman

So long for a minute

So my strange hunch was right

So say penguin failed

So to the penguin's princely plan is it yes or no

Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb

Some luck landing right on top of a bed of foam rubber

Some people kiss almost every day, I'm told #pickup line #batman #kissing #dating #tinder #adam west

Sonar contact range 8000 bearing 1 8 1

Sorry about that commodore

Stand back

Stand by to catch him robin i'll give him the bat gas

Status report

Stay on the alert robin

Steady robin I see one hope what batman if I can just pry loose my utility belt transmitter

Still I would like to get to gotham city one of these days

Stolen batmobile turning

Stranded without a clue

Strike your colors penguin

Success! success! they've done it! they've done it!

Success! success! we've done it! we've done it!

Suffice it to say that we're in the hands of the underworld's most vicious foursome

Support your police that's our message

Sure ma'am not even commissioner gordon and myself know who they really are

Surface mr bluebeard surface

Surface! surface!

Surrender you criminals!

Take away that ravenous panther!

Take her up!

Take it to him man oh!

Take the service elevator meet me in the batcave emergency very good sir yes

Taken to some secret island hideaway with every soul aboard save one

Tell batman I salute him and wish him luck

Tell me commissioner what known super criminals are at large just now

Tell me did you overhear any mention of any other prisoner of this rotten gang

Thank goodness the caped crusader got there in time!

Thank you comrade wayne

Thank you sir batmobile over and out right

That class of missile receives on a wavelength of 164 1

That crazy missile it wrote two more riddles before it blew up

That I cannot say

That miserable waddling mountebank of a bird he couldn't finish a bag of popcorn

That missile! look it's written something

That tricky mirage projector must be behind this plate

That's right

The bat camera was aimed right at the yacht when it took this picture

The batman will never come here now but the police will any instant

The charming russian journalist for the moscow bugle

The criminals planted those dehydrated thugs on your person

The dream continues da da

The end the end oh

The entire security council may have been dehydrated

The fools are completely baffled eh but undrowned

The four of them their forces combined

The hope of the entire world tottering on the brink

The invention and its custodian are reported in grave danger aboard the yacht

The joker!

The minute batman spots her he'll bop her with a batarang

The pattern of myriad tiny blood vessels in the retina of the eye as individual as a fingerprint

The penguin in command of a preatomic submarine

The penguin runs a taut ship

The penguin that pompous waddling master of foul play maestro of a million criminal umbrellas

The pirates they're gone! popped like balloons! how'd it happen

The pompous fool he's played right into our hands

The security council gone!

The service on this yacht has gone to pot where's my tea

The slightest impact was sufficient to instantly reduce them to antimatter

The sum of the angles of that rectangle is too monstrous to contemplate

The trigger one of my riddles of course

The truth sure and what is the truth

The united world building dear comrades in crime

The whole country

The whole free world is waitin'

The whole world almost literally in our grasp

The woman must be mad!

The yacht we thought we saw was a mere illusion a tricky projection akin to the common desert mirage

Their minimum objective must be the entire world

Then snap! into the combination trap

Then you did get the police to call them in for my protection

There are some things I cannot disclose miss kitka

There he goes again

There is a drifting submarine two miles east of sandy nose lightship

There ought to be a piscatorial statute

There we are

There's always hope you should know that sir

There's one method of identification which no criminal can evade

They are ready to rehydrate

They are ready to rehydrate (2)

They hold nine of the world's most eminent men in dehydrated condition

They may be drinkers robin but they're also human beings and may be salvaged I had to do it

They may be drinkers, but they're also human beings #drinkers #alcoholics #batman #adam west

They must be circling us

They'll head for sea by way of short island sound

They're diving engines being switched to silent

They're used to curious sights which they attribute to alcoholic delusions

They're working together to take over

They've converted this buoy into a gigantic magnet it's got us by the metallic objects in our utility belts

They've had about enough I imagine

They've spotted us set torpedoes to automatic homing yo ho! set torpedoes to automatic homing

Thinking we're out of the way might make them play into our hands with an immediate strike at miss kitka

This bird has flown around the bend to cuckoo land!

This curtain which separates our countries is so foolish

This is extraordinary! it's absolutely extraordinary!

This may prove to be a most memorable night

This one's getting through it is it's getting through

This press conference must be brief ladies and gentlemen

This way robin!

This yacht I believe belonged to the famous big ben distilleries

This yacht is bringing a revolutionary scientific invention to gotham city

This young lady is a stranger to our shores her request is not unnatural however impossible to grant

Time for another check in is it not master robin roger

Time is getting short!

To be delivered to our secret island by the horde of trained carrier pigeons which I shall presently provide

To deliberately trick batman and robin into inviting me into their secret batcave

To take over what batman gotham city

To the batmobile this could be the break we've been looking for

To the Batmobile! Let's go! #batmobile #lets go #hurry #batman #adam west

To the elevator boys!

To think it might have been shattered before our very eyes

Tonight bruce wayne will go out on the town with miss kitka

Torpedo tubes armed

Torpedo wakes off the port bow

Torpedoes away!

Torpedoes fire!

Torpedoes fire! (2)

Torpedoes!

Torpedoes! torpedoes! what are we waiting for

True I did think i'd spotted it out of the corner of my eye but

True robin it was noble of that animal to hurl himself into the path of that final torpedo

Truer words were never spoken

Turn on the secret microphone yo ho!

Turn on the water faucet

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