Batman 1966 Soundboard Edit

A fine job batman you allayed their fears magnificently

A harmless anesthetic necessary to prevent you from see

A not displeasing chore sir

A riddle in the form of a joke

A slender hope miss kitka more slender than you can kno

A speedy escape is our only hope

A unification and a container of hope

About that dream you had

According to rumor batman a transatlantic yacht approac

After i give him the bat wake we must be ready for anyt

Again the dynamic duo escaped our trap!

Ah good just as the blueprints said an abandoned constr

Ah of course how clever

Ah! there it is! seventy third street and concord avenu

Aha! aha! this is a kidnapping!

Aha! how did it go catwoman

Ahoy catwoman

Alfred do you have your driver's license in my wallet s

Alfred will see you to the door

All right all right

All right enough pictures

All right robin cut the bat charges

All right then i'll activate the computer link

All set batman

Altitude 3 1 7 sink rate 49

An egg nature's perfect container the container of all

And all my days are trances and all my nightly dreams a

And blasted out of the sky by an incredible coincidence

And boys don't anybody sneeze

And nothing to link us with the crime

And now to make him bat bait

And so my fine finkish friends you have heard my astoun

And that means there'll be more of the dreaded things m

And then carry him down to the submarine

And there's a special meeting of the security council t

And what the devil is this the captain's costume party

And when they solve that of course they'll be out to in

And who behind it not a clue

And you bungled it again!

Another sniff of bat gas and we'll all return to the ci

Answer affirmative batman

Any two of them might try that

Are you sure you're getting enough of the good old sea

As you truly remarked no one can make a seagoing vessel

At 'em me hearties! shiver 'em from stem to stern!

At first i thought it was some foolishness

Atomic batteries to power turbines to speed roger ready

Attention you unfathomable finks!

Avast and belay batman your tone sounds rather grim

Aw shut up all of you! i see the way to do it

Away robin away! but but

Banana russian i've got it! someone russian is gonna sl

Bat centrifuge at 32000 rpm's

Bat scanner tracking the stolen batmobile perfectly

Batman and robin are fully deputized agents of the law

Batman and robin are probably hot on our trail

Batman i

Batman says there's hope mr president what more can one

Batman wait a minute

Batman! batman!

Batman! polaris type missile coming right for us

Batman! we're helpless in this monstrous invisible grip

Batman's boots didn't even look damp

Batmobile to airport

Big ben distilleries you know

Bless my dustpan!

Blindfold the captive

Bon voyage pussy

Bonnie let's have the latest status report on known sup

Brace yourself robin we're going down this could be the

Break out the jet pack umbrellas

But don't you have a complete anti criminal eye pattern

But then i remembered

But wait it happened at sea

But we'll be there first if we hurry that is if we hurr

But we've lost the trail of that angelic miss kitka

But who are we going to kidnap ah i know the perfect vi

But your so curious costumes don't be put off by them m

Call down to our secret river bottom dock and prepare o

Capital!

Catwoman catwoman will you get a dustpan and put every

Catwoman stop i said!

Catwoman you tend to this headquarters

Certainly not!

Chief o'hara dash to the roof flash the bat signal yes

Clever comrade wayne

Clever devilishly clever

Come on batman! batman!

Come on down commodore

Come on penguin time to rip off your false feathers

Come on robin to the batcave we haven't one moment to l

Come on!

Coming up batman on the closed circuit tv screen come o

Commissioner yes oh

Commodore schmidlapp is in danger to lure me into a tra

Commodore schmidlapp's invention in our hands

Commodore schmidlapp's the name

Compartments a b and c taking green water sir

Completely destroying their value as ace crime fighters

Comrade wayne my name is kitanya irenya tatanya karensk

Confound it! the batteries are dead!

Courageous warriors against crime they are off once aga

Da

Da da keep your eyes closed continue with this dream

Damage the tail rotor disengaged

Dear colleagues let's see what's strapped about this fe

Devilish clown prince of crime if i only had a nickel f

Did this p n gwynne leave an address

Diminishing speed ready to board roger

Disengage go cart

Disposing of preatomic submarines to persons who don't

Dive mr bluebeard! dive! yo ho dive!

Diving planes mr bluebeard

Do vechara

Do vechara comrade wayne

Do you think you and the boy wonder can separate that m

Don't sound so bossy if you please!

Doubtless it's the work of some harmless crank

Down periscope we're over the last bar

Down periscope! down periscope

Downed by one of riddler's polaris skywriters

Drop bat ladder bat ladder away

Edgar allan poe miss kitka to one in paradise first sta

Emergency! seal this building! and turn off the ventila

End of status report

Enter your holding pattern repeat enter your holding pa

Every one of them has a mother

Everything pip pip with the prisoner comrades

Excuse me i'll slip into something more comfortable whi

Farewell dynamic duo!

Faugh! that's too soon!

Faugh! they know how to jam our missiles!

Faugh! we have not yet begun to fight! attack!

Faugh! what's this an apparition

Feed in the various ethnic and national factors

Fine day for penguins looks like rain

Fire when ready robin

Five four three two fire one! fire one!

Follow me down to the terrace ho!

Fortunately i was able to dispose of that bomb in the n

Forward torpedo tubes prepare to fire

From something i happened to overhear i think we are me

Gentlemen gentlemen it is absolutely imperative that we

Gentlemen in the interest of peace you must hear me out

Gentlemen it has always been our policy to maintain

Gentlemen it is the considered opinion of her majesty's

Gentlemen my country understands your position but in t

Get him you mollycoddles!

Get ready for evasive action

Gives a feller a good feeling' to know they're up there

Gosh batman the nobility of the almost human porpoise

Gosh yes batman when you put it that way

Gosh! and the catwoman!

Gotham tower to all aircraft in the gotham control zone

Grave situation robin

Great day in the morning!

Great quivering icebergs! just as i hoped

Great scott still in the park it's been almost an hour

Great scott! batman take off his mask

Great scott! you can't dash off now where were you held

Ha! as i surmised

Have no fear robin i'll keep all my wits about me

Have you recently sold any war surplus submarines and i

He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea

He must be using a super energy reverse polarizer

He swallowed the cat bait

Hello admiral a routine question

Hello batman speaking

Here comes a third one batman!

Here comes another one!

Here they come

Here you are

Hey riddler where are you going to fire off some more o

Hmm perhaps yes yes

Hmm! hah! mr joker!

Hoist her three degrees yo ho! hoist three degrees

Hold her steady! up periscope! yo ho! up periscope

Hold tight robin this may be tricky

Holy almost

Holy bikini! that was close!

Holy costume party that's the penguin obviously

Holy halloween!

Holy heart failure!

Holy jumble! where's the hope of the world now

Holy long john silver! a pirate periscope

Holy marathon! i'm getting a stitch batman

Holy merlin the magician! get set for a shock

Holy polaris!

Holy sardine!

How do you divide seventeen apples among sixteen people

How purr fectly wonderful of you

How should i know they'd have a can of shark repellent

How strange i close my eyes and i dream of something qu

Howdy y'all how are those boys doin' up there

However you and robin will dog our footsteps in the bat

Huh! strange batman should have been here hours ago

I can't understand why batman hasn't dashed into our tr

I certainly hope you know what you're doing penguin

I don't get it batman think robin

I don't know about prudent but it's sure as heck the on

I don't think you mean that batman

I escaped with the aid of batman

I fear we have nothing to look forward to but death

I got them i got them

I hope penguin made it

I ignore your insipid insinuations!

I mean clever device miss kitka

I mean condemning me before the facts have been authori

I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of m

I needn't tell you ladies and gentlemen with whom i hav

I say it's crazy but i say let's try it

I say steward your face has the most ghastly pallor

I wouldn't worry about that either

I'll bash him brutally then we close in for the kill wi

I'll be waiting at the elevator

I'll check at once batman

I'll incapacitate the beast with my trick confetti

I'll just take one tiny tiny peek

I'll maintain curvature

I'll man the torpedo tubes

I'll rend you limb from limb!

I'll telephone if you'll excuse me to cancel a previous

I'm most grateful i wasn't aware of that

I've got it why didn't i think of it sooner

I've just thought of a clever ruse commissioner

If anyone knew that they could pierce the secret of our

If i can just get at it

If i can just reverse the polarity send out waves of su

If i hadn't let your beauty lull me off guard

If it were three of them i would say yes but four

If what i fear is true

If you please to take off the mask to give the better p

If you wish anything further just ring

Imbecile! how many times have i told you never use my r

In fact our own relatives we live with don't know

In my disguise as kitka i penetrated their press confer

In some baffling way she must have unwittingly stumbled

Increase angstrom force in vector x vector x up one not

Incredible i don't

Indeed i suppose they'll be broken up by your moldy jok

Indeed in this very batcave you saw a ghastly example o

Is that prudent master robin

Is there not a bourgeois criminal cad in this country c

It all adds up to a sinister riddle

It approaches a climax no nyet not so fast be more slow

It deceived our naked eyes but was blocked by the bat c

It looks bad batman this brassy bird has us buffaloed

It looks like we've got the whole ocean to ourselves

It may be worse than that gentlemen

It may not be that black comrade wayne

It works for peace and understanding

It's a low neighborhood full of rum pots

It's a painless operation

It's all right robin

It's clear that i've done you a cruel injustice

It's filled with human jetsam

It's five dehydrated pirates rehydrated

It's not for mortals like us to tamper with the laws of

It's now or never if we're to get through the channel

It's starting down

It's the batboat!

It's the famous bat signal flashed from the roof of pol

Jolly good service aboard this yacht

Just a post office box number would you like it

Keep an eye on the scope watch for suspicious vessels

Kitka kitka a charming acronym

Let that be an object lesson in the dangers of tamperin

Let's get him

Let's go but inconspicuously through the window we'll u

Let's hope it's a stitch in time robin that saves nine

Let's see the coordinates four position were 10 3 by 69

Lock computer on after deck set automatic bat hold

Look at this pair of joking riddles

Look out! look out please!

Look robin

Look! look! the dynamic duo!

Looks like it has a homing device in its nose cone

Loose to plague us with his criminal conundrums

May i see you home to that borrowed penthouse apartment

Maybe you can reach it with your fingers

Miss kitka dies if you take one more step go!

Miss kitka! miss ki

Miss miss kitka where are you

Missile ahoy!

Mmm perhaps i could lure him into the fatal embrace of

Mmm! i close my eyes and i dream of all those savage co

Mr bluebeard down 30 fathoms!

Mr bluebeard!

Mr joker fire three! fire three!

Mr joker fire two! fire two!

Mr joker would you drop one of your little dream pills

Mr morgan kindly activate the remote control penguin ma

Mr quetch what's their bearing i don't know sir

Mr riddler will you tell mr quetch to fetch the five gu

Mr riddler would you fire a surface to surface underwat

Mr stanley of the globe

Mr wayne must you be so impulsive

Much as one deplores indiscretion master robin

My apologies commodore schmidlapp

My dear sir as the poet says on land you may command at

Negative no legal bell buoy at that position

Never mind come on everybody out now

Never ones to shirk responsibility

Nevertheless shall we give this matter further consider

No robin not in this universe

No wonder we were fooled

Nonsense how can a yacht simply disappear

Not at all miss kitka

Nothing can stop us now

Now combine both answers

Now give our friend here a whiff of bat wake

Now heading up gotham river drive

Now hear this

Now hear this now hear this this is your captain speaki

Now hear this! now hear this!

Now i am merely going to temporarily extract every bit

Now my fine fishy finks

Observe that bell buoy

Of what comrade wayne

Of what use is a dream if not a blueprint for courageou

Off guard comrade

Oh a joke a day keeps the gloom away

Oh and what a pity that would be on the eve of the grea

Oh batman hello batman ahoy what can i do for you

Oh but i must i must oh outwitting batman is my sole de

Oh da da

Oh friends make peace have a shake on me

Oh go ahead penguin

Oh happy happenstance! (cackles)

Oh hello

Oh i really couldn't say sir

Oh i say what deucedly strange customs you colonials ha

Oh is this oh say!

Oh just a moment i'll have to look that up

Oh riddler joker do something!

Oh thank you steward

Oh the delicious irony of it all

Oh too bad too bad

Oh well gives me a jolly good chance to get caught up o

Oh what mere criminal genius catwoman!

Oh you cowardly kitten! do you want to live forever

Oh! into action comrade mmm!

Oh! well pip! pip! to you sir

On a peaceful afternoon motor ride

Once he is in their trap we will be released

One false move and you'll find out we'll hurl our batar

One hour one hour

One thing i don't dig batman

One thing is certain our strike cannot be postponed

Ooh it's like a dream pengy sweet

Oops too bad

Or i'll wreck this place with my dying breath!

Our blackest fears confirmed

Our instructions were to keep watch

Our objective the security council

Our poor united world in microcosm

Our task is not to sink that sub merely to drive it to

Out batarang and bat rope stand clear

Over there the drinking water dispenser is clearly mark

Penguin joker riddler and catwoman too

Penguin no my name's schmidlapp old boy schmidlapp

Penguin! penguin you know i can't take water!

Penguin's finished batman by now

Perfectly swallow this pill

Perhaps perhaps but i am appalled by your attitude sir

Please chief o'hara all of you

Please no more questions about that ship

Port two degrees and steady as she goes yo ho! port two

Precisely

Precisely mr riddler

Precisely robin the only possible meaning

Prepare to fire bat charges in front of torpedoes when

Prepare to repel boarders!

Pretty fishy what happened to me on that ladder

Purr fect riddler purr fect mmm!

Purr fectly purr fectly

Quetch fetch the five guinea pigs yo ho!

Quick! everyone flee for your lives! into the street!

Quickly feed those figures into the navigational aid co

Quickly now send a jamming signal

Range 3500 get the bat charge launcher roger

Range 4000 bearing 8 8

Ready commodore

Ready for separation

Ready with super blinding bat pellets

Red alert prepare batcopter for immediate takeoff

Red alert! red alert!

Riddler! come back!

Riddler! you're mad riddler

Riddler's right for once

Right again now what would you say they mean

Robin listen to these riddles tell me if you interpret

Robin over here look

Robin prepare to rehydrate

Roger (2)

Roger correcting to port

Roger excuse us commissioner

Run silent run deep

Say no more robin it could be compromising of course

See c for catwoman

Send chief o'hara up to the roof and have him flash the

Separation accomplished

Sharpen your cutlasses there may be skulduggery ahead!

She will be disguised as kitka and as kitka

She's quite well mr wayne

She's right

Should be worth millions of yankee dollars pip pip!

Shut up you feline floozy!

Sic 'em hecate scratch out their eyes

Sitting like fat birds in a tree just waiting to be sna

So help me catwoman

So long for a minute

So say penguin failed

So to the penguin's princely plan is it yes or no

Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb

Sorry about that commodore

Stand back

Stand by to catch him robin i'll give him the bat gas

Stay on the alert robin

Steady robin i see one hope what batman if i can just p

Still i would like to get to gotham city one of these d

Strike your colors penguin

Success! success! they've done it! they've done it!

Success! success! we've done it! we've done it!

Suffice it to say that we're in the hands of the underw

Sure ma'am not even commissioner gordon and myself know

Surface mr bluebeard surface

Surface! surface!

Surrender you criminals!

Take away that ravenous panther!

Take her up!

Take it to him man oh!

Take the service elevator meet me in the batcave emerge

Taken to some secret island hideaway with every soul ab

Tell batman i salute him and wish him luck

Tell me commissioner what known super criminals are at

Tell me did you overhear any mention of any other priso

Thank goodness the caped crusader got there in time!

That class of missile receives on a wavelength of 164 1

That crazy missile it wrote two more riddles before it

That i cannot say

That miserable waddling mountebank of a bird he couldn'

That missile! look it's written something

That tricky mirage projector must be behind this plate

The bat camera was aimed right at the yacht when it too

The batman will never come here now but the police will

The charming russian journalist for the moscow bugle

The dream continues da da

The end the end oh

The entire security council may have been dehydrated

The fools are completely baffled eh but undrowned

The four of them their forces combined

The hope of the entire world tottering on the brink

The invention and its custodian are reported in grave d

The minute batman spots her he'll bop her with a batara

The pattern of myriad tiny blood vessels in the retina

The penguin in command of a preatomic submarine

The penguin that pompous waddling master of foul play m

The pompous fool he's played right into our hands

The security council gone!

The service on this yacht has gone to pot where's my te

The slightest impact was sufficient to instantly reduce

The sum of the angles of that rectangle is too monstrou

The trigger one of my riddles of course

The truth sure and what is the truth

The united world building dear comrades in crime

The whole country

The whole world almost literally in our grasp

The woman must be mad!

The yacht we thought we saw was a mere illusion a trick

Their minimum objective must be the entire world

Then you did get the police to call them in for my prot

There are some things i cannot disclose miss kitka

There is a drifting submarine two miles east of sandy n

There we are

There's always hope you should know that sir

They are ready to rehydrate

They are ready to rehydrate (2)

They hold nine of the world's most eminent men in dehyd

They may be drinkers robin but they're also human being

They must be circling us

They'll head for sea by way of short island sound

They're used to curious sights which they attribute to

They're working together to take over

They've converted this buoy into a gigantic magnet it's

They've had about enough i imagine

They've spotted us set torpedoes to automatic homing yo

This bird has flown around the bend to cuckoo land!

This is extraordinary! it's absolutely extraordinary!

This may prove to be a most memorable night

This one's getting through it is it's getting through

This way robin!

This yacht i believe belonged to the famous big ben dis

This young lady is a stranger to our shores her request

Time for another check in is it not master robin roger

Time is getting short!

To be delivered to our secret island by the horde of tr

To deliberately trick batman and robin into inviting me

To the batmobile this could be the break we've been loo

To the elevator boys!

To think it might have been shattered before our very e

Tonight bruce wayne will go out on the town with miss k

Torpedo tubes armed

Torpedo wakes off the port bow

Torpedoes fire!

Torpedoes fire! (2)

Torpedoes!

Torpedoes! torpedoes! what are we waiting for

True i did think i'd spotted it out of the corner of my

True robin it was noble of that animal to hurl himself

Truer words were never spoken

Turn on the secret microphone yo ho!

Turn on the water faucet

Two

Two minutes no more

Uh yes i understand

United underworld is through!

United world organization! precisely robin!

Up with you catwoman

Watch out batman this could be tricky

We are now passing through the grotto

We disposed of a war surplus submarine last friday a pr

We have just one trump card left robin

We haven't done anything foolish have we

We must hang together or most assuredly we shall hang s

We shall spring them from the joker's jack in the box t

We weren't meant for a watery grave! do something!

We'll check them against our mobile anti crime file in

We'll circle them at full thrust bat speed diminishing

We'll play each of our treacherous trumps in one hand a

We're about as united as the members of the united worl

We're almost there

We're approaching the tricky buoy

We've been given the plainest warning

We've got to get batman before he gets us

Well certainly if you say so boy wonder but why

Well make up your minds!

Well that's hardly necessary at the moment

Well we'll see about that

Well what do we do now

What a clue on how we made that ship disappear

What a curious device to carry

What a deliciously humorous trajectory

What a delightful haul!

What about that exploding shark doubtless an unfortunat

What cruelty stuffing a poor shark with a ton of deadly

What do you say

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down he gobb

What goes up white and comes down yellow and white an e

What has yellow skin and writes a ballpoint banana righ

What have you done with miss kitka

What kind of creature would gobble up a bird in a tree

What progress batman is there hope

What the riddler loose too so it seems

What unidentified small craft bearing 1 1 3

What weighs six ounces sits in a tree and is very dange

What well with the way the world is and all don't you t

What you don't know it's changing every second

What's the matter with it quite a lot i fancy

What's the matter with you all

What's your game penguin

When the crooks see it they'll figure batman and i are

Where does that elevator go downstairs obviously to an

Where is she catwoman show me miss kitka

Which naturally left them in a highly unstable conditio

Who else but a genius could conceive such an audacious

Who is it batman

Who knows this strange mixing of minds may be the great

Who needs him

Who on earth could you mean

Whoever dehydrated those pirates could not have foresee

Why of course it might be an amusing experience don't y

Why you pompous puffed up penguin!

Why you sniveling sardine!

Why your own picture has appeared countless times in th

With all modesty if we can't heaven knows who can

Won't take a minute oh yes it will!

Worse saints alive how can that be

Wow! what a set of superpower lenses

Yes boy wonder

Yes commissioner

Yes commissioner and you'd better return to police head

Yes gentlemen the criminal catalyst in this entire affa

Yes i scorched myself pressing a waistcoat

Yes separation accomplished ready to rehydrate

Yes unfortunately

Yes yes

Yes you are abrogating my constitutional rights sir

Yo ho ho sir! (2)

Yo ho ho sir! (3)

Yo ho! (2)

Yo ho! (3)

Yo ho! (4)

Yo ho! all engines full ahead

Yo ho! and away we go in my birdmobile!

Yo ho! dead slow astern

Yo ho! forward torpedo tubes prepare to fire

Yo ho! load torpedo tubes

Yo ho! my criminal co conspirators we meet as planned

Yo ho! sonar contact small craft at 7500 bearing 0 1 wh

Yo ho! steady on the diving plane!

Yo ho! up to periscope depth!

Yo ho! what

You abominable outlaws

You and your reconditioned war surplus torpedoes!

You and your trained exploding shark

You crazy bird fire them off! quickly!

You dismal bird! you and your submarine! where's it got

You do not think batman will get here

You don't understand joker

You filthy criminals

You grace us with your presence may i be of service

You know the fame of the wayne foundation is known from

You know what this means don't you

You mean it isn't true i stand on my answer mr merrick

You mean precisely robin

You mean while they were luring you to a watery grave t

You okay robin i sure am batman thanks to that anti pen

You risked your life to save that riffraff in the bar

You saw it yourself robin

You say you found these riddles written on wayne founda

You silly bird! they've just been through one of your f

You think you're pretty clever don't you mr wayne

You were duped brainwashed

You'd be willing to submit yourself to a test

You'll have worse than a parched sensation when we're t

You'll keep constant watch via the micro tv bat scanner

You're leaning on the current control

You're lucky the dynamic duo will talk to you at all

You're mad riddler

You're right alfred

You're right honey there was somebody walking up the wa

You're right they're surfacing fast

Your bat gas seems to have left me with a somewhat parc

Your discretion is admirable master robin yes

Your fingerprints will settle that hash penguin

Your jargon is quaint miss kitka (chuckles)

Your tea commodore schmidlapp

164 1

(all arguing and shouting)

(bell rings) commodore schmidlapp ringing for his tea

(giggling and cackling)

(giggling quacking and yowling)

(giggling)

(handset settles in cradle)

(high pitched giggling)

(in french) they are ready to rehydrate

(in french) they've done it! they've done it!

(in italian) they are ready to rehydrate

(in italian) they've done it! they've done it!

(in spanish) they are ready to rehydrate

(inhales) ah! (inhales) ah!

(knocking) come in

(penguin quacking)

(quacking)

(riddler giggles)

(speaking hebrew)

(speaking russian) comrade wayne

(speaking spanish)

(the joker laughing)

(whistle piping)

(whistling anchors aweigh)