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Malibu's Most Wanted (2003)

"Malibu's Most Wanted" is a hilarious comedy film released in 2003. The story revolves around Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman, played by Jamie Kennedy, a spoiled white rapper wannabe from Malibu. Despite his wealthy background, B-Rad adopts a stereotypical, exaggerated persona to fit in with the hip-hop community. His outlandish antics and rhymes lead to embarrassment and concern among his affluent family, particularly his father Bill Gluckman (played by Ryan O'Neal) and his campaign manager Tom Gibbons (played by Blair Underwood). As B-Rad faces kidnap attempts by real gangsters, he must reconcile his desire for acceptance with his true identity. This light-hearted comedy delivers plenty of laughs, making it an enjoyable watch for fans of the genre. You can play and download the sounds from this movie here.

A metaphor for anger within our hearts.
A metaphor for anger within our hearts.
A security camera captured incredible footage...
A security camera captured incredible footage...
Add a bitch and I think you got it!
Add a bitch and I think you got it!
After all of our years of training and studying...
After all of our years of training and studying...
After grieving, he goes on the offensive.
After grieving, he goes on the offensive.
Ain't no more gats.
Ain't no more gats.
All right, let me get this straight.
All right, let me get this straight.
All right, Monster, what are you packing?
All right, Monster, what are you packing?
All right, now, Malibu.
All right, now, Malibu.
All right, Pops. We cool.
All right, Pops. We cool.
All right, put this down. You're on.
All right, put this down. You're on.
All right, that's it. This game is whack. I want my money. Then y'all can get out.
All right, that's it. This game is whack. I want my money. Then y'all can get out.
All right, well, I'm sure there's a logical explanation.
All right, well, I'm sure there's a logical explanation.
All right, what's next?
All right, what's next?
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. The damn fools wanna play?
All right. The damn fools wanna play?
All the time.
All the time.
All the way from Malibu, B Rad. Give it up for B Rad.
All the way from Malibu, B Rad. Give it up for B Rad.
All these crazy fools came over strapped with they 9s.
All these crazy fools came over strapped with they 9s.
All this mayhem is rumored to have been caused...
All this mayhem is rumored to have been caused...
All you is is a chickenhead and that's all you ever gonna be.
All you is is a chickenhead and that's all you ever gonna be.
All you need to know is that it ain't your black ass.
All you need to know is that it ain't your black ass.
Allow me to clear this up for you, my dogs. My name isn't Bloodbath...
Allow me to clear this up for you, my dogs. My name isn't Bloodbath...
And for the people who don't, money is important.
And for the people who don't, money is important.
And I can't have you on the campaign anymore.
And I can't have you on the campaign anymore.
And I don 't wanna fight A 'ight
And I don 't wanna fight A 'ight
And I know my pop was loving it.
And I know my pop was loving it.
And I must say, of all the mommies that I been with...
And I must say, of all the mommies that I been with...
And I still do. And if you say that this is who you really are, I believe you.
And I still do. And if you say that this is who you really are, I believe you.
And I was wondering...
And I was wondering...
And I'm a cowboy pimp When I get between the sheets
And I'm a cowboy pimp When I get between the sheets
And if I work hard, I can be the biggest rapper there ever was?
And if I work hard, I can be the biggest rapper there ever was?
And if the Asiatic give you any static, hit the fool with this right here.
And if the Asiatic give you any static, hit the fool with this right here.
And if this gat is real, then the bullets in it have got to be real.
And if this gat is real, then the bullets in it have got to be real.
And if you try to get away?
And if you try to get away?
And my daughter, little Brenda.
And my daughter, little Brenda.
And please believe it. It's all gonna work out for the best.
And please believe it. It's all gonna work out for the best.
And seeing how my foot is real, this would really hurt.
And seeing how my foot is real, this would really hurt.
And speaking of family, I want to introduce my wife, Bess.
And speaking of family, I want to introduce my wife, Bess.
And that's Monster. She had a big chip on her shoulder...
And that's Monster. She had a big chip on her shoulder...
And things are gonna start changing around here for shizzy.
And things are gonna start changing around here for shizzy.
And vomit Clean it up with Comet
And vomit Clean it up with Comet
And we staged a beautiful liquor store robbery. You should have been there.
And we staged a beautiful liquor store robbery. You should have been there.
And when my mother Does my clothes
And when my mother Does my clothes
And when the public be all up on your private beach?
And when the public be all up on your private beach?
And with this.
And with this.
And women will have better jobs!
And women will have better jobs!
And y'all punk asses ain't do nothing. All that buffness for no reason.
And y'all punk asses ain't do nothing. All that buffness for no reason.
And you ain't never gonna be done.
And you ain't never gonna be done.
And you can 't punk out, no matter what the devil may bring.
And you can 't punk out, no matter what the devil may bring.
And your perpetrating ass is taking the only thing that I got left.
And your perpetrating ass is taking the only thing that I got left.
And, boy, do I love Olde English. It really helps quench my thirst.
And, boy, do I love Olde English. It really helps quench my thirst.
And, fellas, California is my family.
And, fellas, California is my family.
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
As the driven snow.
As the driven snow.
B Rad from Mal...? You trying to get me shot?
B Rad from Mal...? You trying to get me shot?
B Rad G's in the hizzy.
B Rad G's in the hizzy.
B Rad, you're a wonderful son. It's just that...
B Rad, you're a wonderful son. It's just that...
B Rad.
B Rad.
B Rad. Yeah.
B Rad. Yeah.
B Rad's right. All this hating is whack.
B Rad's right. All this hating is whack.
Bad. Whack.
Bad. Whack.
Bess, let's not beat around the bush. Brad...
Bess, let's not beat around the bush. Brad...
Bess.
Bess.
Big Steel serving, baby, serving heavy his style.
Big Steel serving, baby, serving heavy his style.
Bill Gluckman is down with the bitches and the ho's?
Bill Gluckman is down with the bitches and the ho's?
Bill Gluckman wants to put our divisions behind us.
Bill Gluckman wants to put our divisions behind us.
Bill weeping...
Bill weeping...
Bill! Hey, Bill.
Bill! Hey, Bill.
Black.
Black.
Bling bling!
Bling bling!
Bloodbath, we said we would stick to the plan!
Bloodbath, we said we would stick to the plan!
Brad acts ghetto, right?
Brad acts ghetto, right?
Brad, you okay?
Brad, you okay?
Break yourself, fool!
Break yourself, fool!
But all these gats got to go.
But all these gats got to go.
But he's never been east of Beverly Hills.
But he's never been east of Beverly Hills.
But I like him anyhoo Because that's how we do
But I like him anyhoo Because that's how we do
But if they listen to my song Then we'd all get along
But if they listen to my song Then we'd all get along
But other than that, it's all good.
But other than that, it's all good.
But rolling with y'all done re awoke my inner killer.
But rolling with y'all done re awoke my inner killer.
But there ain 't no streets tougher than mine. The streets of...
But there ain 't no streets tougher than mine. The streets of...
But what if we give him a little dose of reality?
But what if we give him a little dose of reality?
But y'all should change up your style because this jackings is getting tired.
But y'all should change up your style because this jackings is getting tired.
But you heard them laughing. I ain't nothing but a busta.
But you heard them laughing. I ain't nothing but a busta.
But, sir, the election is eight weeks away.
But, sir, the election is eight weeks away.
By kidnapping, you mean we hold him for ransom?
By kidnapping, you mean we hold him for ransom?
California is my family.
California is my family.
Can I help you?
Can I help you?
Can I help you?
Can I help you?
Cancel that and you can kiss this campaign goodbye.
Cancel that and you can kiss this campaign goodbye.
Check it out, homes. Is that him or what?
Check it out, homes. Is that him or what?
Come on, punk! Get in the house, fool!
Come on, punk! Get in the house, fool!
Come on, Taye. Don't laugh, motherf* * * *r!
Come on, Taye. Don't laugh, motherf* * * *r!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Yo, you got something to prove to yourself?
Come on. Yo, you got something to prove to yourself?
Coming from Malibu B Rad is a Jew
Coming from Malibu B Rad is a Jew
Compton. You?
Compton. You?
Congratulations, buddy! We just booked another gig!
Congratulations, buddy! We just booked another gig!
Convincing.
Convincing.
Cool, playa.
Cool, playa.
Cut.
Cut.
Damn it, B Rad, this is real. Tec and his crew are real.
Damn it, B Rad, this is real. Tec and his crew are real.
Damn, fool! I said kiss! I offered you a snack, not the whole kitchen!
Damn, fool! I said kiss! I offered you a snack, not the whole kitchen!
Damn, fool! You just hit my house!
Damn, fool! You just hit my house!
Damn, Moch, what are we gonna do?
Damn, Moch, what are we gonna do?
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn! Why won't anybody believe me?
Damn! Why won't anybody believe me?
Damn! You fine and smart too?
Damn! You fine and smart too?
Damn. She got in a fight with a hair dryer. And the hair dryer won.
Damn. She got in a fight with a hair dryer. And the hair dryer won.
Damn. These special effects is the bomb.
Damn. These special effects is the bomb.
Damn. Why you throwing salt on my G A M E?
Damn. Why you throwing salt on my G A M E?
Dang, way back in the day.
Dang, way back in the day.
Deal. Now what about those fries?
Deal. Now what about those fries?
Did it ever occur to you clowns this might be the way he really is?
Did it ever occur to you clowns this might be the way he really is?
Dis: To disrespect, to embarrass.
Dis: To disrespect, to embarrass.
Do something!
Do something!
Do we even know anybody that lives in the ghetto?
Do we even know anybody that lives in the ghetto?
Don 't forget My sprink sprinkle
Don 't forget My sprink sprinkle
Don't anybody know where the goddamn driveway is?!
Don't anybody know where the goddamn driveway is?!
Don't be hating.
Don't be hating.
Don't be hating.
Don't be hating.
Don't be hating.
Don't be hating.
Don't kill him though, Bloodbath!
Don't kill him though, Bloodbath!
Don't panic. Just let me think this through here.
Don't panic. Just let me think this through here.
Don't!
Don't!
Down here, dog.
Down here, dog.
Dre? What the hell he talking about?
Dre? What the hell he talking about?
Dude, the owner doesn't know this is fake?
Dude, the owner doesn't know this is fake?
Dude.
Dude.
Earth is my plah net
Earth is my plah net
Enough of the P.C.
Enough of the P.C.
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Excuse me? I have never indicated in my life.
Excuse me? I have never indicated in my life.
Fact is, unless we do something now, Brad is going to cost us this election.
Fact is, unless we do something now, Brad is going to cost us this election.
Feelin ' kinda carsick There's a Ford Maverick
Feelin ' kinda carsick There's a Ford Maverick
Find your core character, Sean.
Find your core character, Sean.
Fine. Then l'll just do the both of you, then.
Fine. Then l'll just do the both of you, then.
Finish those vegetables, Bradley. They smell good.
Finish those vegetables, Bradley. They smell good.
For too long, street violence has torn Californians apart.
For too long, street violence has torn Californians apart.
Forget y'all!
Forget y'all!
Frigging A, I'm not jealous, all right. I'm an actor and I would've...
Frigging A, I'm not jealous, all right. I'm an actor and I would've...
From then on in, it was hip hop 24/7.
From then on in, it was hip hop 24/7.
Gangstas, please quit hatin '
Gangstas, please quit hatin '
Get in there, fool! Go on up in there!
Get in there, fool! Go on up in there!
Get it, girl.
Get it, girl.
Get over here.
Get over here.
Get some black ass.
Get some black ass.
Get some sleep and let me take care of it.
Get some sleep and let me take care of it.
Get your ass in there then, fool. Go!
Get your ass in there then, fool. Go!
Get your ass in there.
Get your ass in there.
Get your ass in.
Get your ass in.
Get your ass out of here.
Get your ass out of here.
Get your big ass up! Move!
Get your big ass up! Move!
Give him a taste of what the thug life is really like.
Give him a taste of what the thug life is really like.
Give me your ride or l'll dust your ass, bitch!
Give me your ride or l'll dust your ass, bitch!
Give me your ride, punk, or I will dust your ass, bitch!
Give me your ride, punk, or I will dust your ass, bitch!
Give me your ride, punk, or I will dust your ass!
Give me your ride, punk, or I will dust your ass!
Give me your ride, punk, or I will dust your ass.
Give me your ride, punk, or I will dust your ass.
Gladys?
Gladys?
Gluckman's boy's been kidnapped for real, along with your punk ass friends.
Gluckman's boy's been kidnapped for real, along with your punk ass friends.
Go, Brad! Get some black ass!
Go, Brad! Get some black ass!
Go!
Go!
Goddamn, that hurts like a motherfick!
Goddamn, that hurts like a motherfick!
Good question.
Good question.
Good.
Good.
Got something to prove to yourself? Do it in there.
Got something to prove to yourself? Do it in there.
Grab Fatback. I got Milk Dud.
Grab Fatback. I got Milk Dud.
Great. Fine.
Great. Fine.
Great. We're gonna take it to a whole new level.
Great. We're gonna take it to a whole new level.
Growing up in the streets ain 't no joke.
Growing up in the streets ain 't no joke.
Hadji?
Hadji?
He ain't paying.
He ain't paying.
He became Black Superhero.
He became Black Superhero.
He did time in public school!
He did time in public school!
He don't want your ass home right now.
He don't want your ass home right now.
He getting his campaign on.
He getting his campaign on.
He just wants you to stay in the 'hood with the brothers.
He just wants you to stay in the 'hood with the brothers.
He needs to bring his word to the street. That's where I come in.
He needs to bring his word to the street. That's where I come in.
He said he'd think about it.
He said he'd think about it.
He totally bought it. The carjack going into the kidnapping.
He totally bought it. The carjack going into the kidnapping.
He's the mayonnaise between the wheat bread.
He's the mayonnaise between the wheat bread.
Hear his chat Or I'm going to get sick
Hear his chat Or I'm going to get sick
Hell, no! Your mama so fat...
Hell, no! Your mama so fat...
Hell, no. You hear what he's saying?
Hell, no. You hear what he's saying?
Hell, yeah, I know Dre. I see him at the swap meet every Sunday.
Hell, yeah, I know Dre. I see him at the swap meet every Sunday.
Hell, yes, chickenhead! I need a location on license plate D SHIZNIT.
Hell, yes, chickenhead! I need a location on license plate D SHIZNIT.
Hello.
Hello.
Here he is, right here, y'all. The man of the hour! Bill Gluckman, y'all!
Here he is, right here, y'all. The man of the hour! Bill Gluckman, y'all!
Here you go, boo.
Here you go, boo.
Here you go!
Here you go!
Hey, Bradley's been involved in a gang shooting.
Hey, Bradley's been involved in a gang shooting.
Hey, dog.
Hey, dog.
Hey, don't you have something to do?
Hey, don't you have something to do?
Hey, girl. What's up?
Hey, girl. What's up?
Hey, I may be white, but my rhymes is tight.
Hey, I may be white, but my rhymes is tight.
Hey, instead of thinking about what set you're from...
Hey, instead of thinking about what set you're from...
Hey, ladies first.
Hey, ladies first.
Hey, man. I had it up to here with you.
Hey, man. I had it up to here with you.
Hey, man. Serve him, dog.
Hey, man. Serve him, dog.
Hey, player, we were just hired to kidnap Bill Gluckman's son, man.
Hey, player, we were just hired to kidnap Bill Gluckman's son, man.
Hey, Shondra, but we're not done yet.
Hey, Shondra, but we're not done yet.
Hey, Shondra, can you come by later? Princess just had puppies.
Hey, Shondra, can you come by later? Princess just had puppies.
Hey, Shondra.
Hey, Shondra.
Hey, Tec! My road dog, yeah. Just the man I want to see.
Hey, Tec! My road dog, yeah. Just the man I want to see.
Hey, that's me! B Rad G.
Hey, that's me! B Rad G.
Hey, what the hell? Hey, what up, cuz?
Hey, what the hell? Hey, what up, cuz?
Hey, white boy.
Hey, white boy.
Hey, y'all give it up for my man Hi C.
Hey, y'all give it up for my man Hi C.
Hey, yo, dog, I'd love to kick it with you and...
Hey, yo, dog, I'd love to kick it with you and...
Hey, yo, dog, I'd love to kick it with you...
Hey, yo, dog, I'd love to kick it with you...
Hey, yo, dog, you know I'd love to stick it with you...
Hey, yo, dog, you know I'd love to stick it with you...
Hey, yo, fool! We about to have some hardcore drama go down right about now!
Hey, yo, fool! We about to have some hardcore drama go down right about now!
Hey, yo, I may be white But inside, my soul is black as night
Hey, yo, I may be white But inside, my soul is black as night
Hey, yo, Krista the Barista, put it on my account...
Hey, yo, Krista the Barista, put it on my account...
Hey, yo, my name is B Rad Not Robbie Van Winkle
Hey, yo, my name is B Rad Not Robbie Van Winkle
Hey, yo, player. Your pops called, and you know what he said?
Hey, yo, player. Your pops called, and you know what he said?
Hey, yo, that was ill.
Hey, yo, that was ill.
Hey, yo, traffic, traffic Lookin ' for my Chap Stick
Hey, yo, traffic, traffic Lookin ' for my Chap Stick
Hey, you met Ben Franklin's twin brother?
Hey, you met Ben Franklin's twin brother?
Hey, you okay?
Hey, you okay?
Hey, young Dre You got cornrows in your hair
Hey, young Dre You got cornrows in your hair
Hey!
Hey!
Hi, Brad.
Hi, Brad.
Hi, Pops, it's me! B Rad!
Hi, Pops, it's me! B Rad!
Him? No! Hell, no.
Him? No! Hell, no.
His face is all over the news. I think I'd know my own son.
His face is all over the news. I think I'd know my own son.
His frigging life is at stake!
His frigging life is at stake!
Hold up, girl.
Hold up, girl.
Hold up, y'all! Before anybody ices anybody, I got something to say.
Hold up, y'all! Before anybody ices anybody, I got something to say.
Hold up!
Hold up!
Hold up.
Hold up.
How about hooking a brother up with a Pepsi and fries?
How about hooking a brother up with a Pepsi and fries?
How could she do that?
How could she do that?
How do I know this is real?
How do I know this is real?
How this whole thing is fake. The stickup, the kidnap, the whole nizzy.
How this whole thing is fake. The stickup, the kidnap, the whole nizzy.
I ain't battling no bitch, homey, first of all.
I ain't battling no bitch, homey, first of all.
I ain't fronting.
I ain't fronting.
I ain't going nowhere. I'm a l 9 now.
I ain't going nowhere. I'm a l 9 now.
I ain't lying. I ain't lying.
I ain't lying. I ain't lying.
I ain't never thought of it like that.
I ain't never thought of it like that.
I ain't nobody's gangsta hoochie, I'm a entrepreneur.
I ain't nobody's gangsta hoochie, I'm a entrepreneur.
I ain't seen you around here before.
I ain't seen you around here before.
I am saving your lily white ass. Now come on.
I am saving your lily white ass. Now come on.
I am...
I am...
I ams who I says I ams.
I ams who I says I ams.
I been down with the brizzown all my life.
I been down with the brizzown all my life.
I broke up with no good, gangbanging Tec, I'm going to beauty school...
I broke up with no good, gangbanging Tec, I'm going to beauty school...
I can handle Bill. What are the positives?
I can handle Bill. What are the positives?
I can rap about anything.
I can rap about anything.
I can't change that, but I always loved you.
I can't change that, but I always loved you.
I did, but I just got rid of his trifling ass.
I did, but I just got rid of his trifling ass.
I didn't know it was Halloween!
I didn't know it was Halloween!
I didn't say that.
I didn't say that.
I do mind!
I do mind!
I don't care no more.
I don't care no more.
I don't know what was real and what wasn't.
I don't know what was real and what wasn't.
I don't know, baby.
I don't know, baby.
I don't know. You know, he kind of private.
I don't know. You know, he kind of private.
I don't mean to offend you, you know. I don't mean to front or act like a thug.
I don't mean to offend you, you know. I don't mean to front or act like a thug.
I got a watch It's a Swee atch
I got a watch It's a Swee atch
I got mad love for the man, but he's old school.
I got mad love for the man, but he's old school.
I got nothing to live for.
I got nothing to live for.
I got the sallies with the Biggest heinies in my stable
I got the sallies with the Biggest heinies in my stable
I gotta use the ladies' room, so just wait, all right, pimp juice?
I gotta use the ladies' room, so just wait, all right, pimp juice?
I guess I never thought of it like that before.
I guess I never thought of it like that before.
I guess we gonna have to smoke your punk ass.
I guess we gonna have to smoke your punk ass.
I had these beats in my head since I was a little shorty.
I had these beats in my head since I was a little shorty.
I had to. They threatened to kill me if I didn't play along.
I had to. They threatened to kill me if I didn't play along.
I have a Sean on the phone for you, sir.
I have a Sean on the phone for you, sir.
I have no idea. I didn't even know he was in town!
I have no idea. I didn't even know he was in town!
I have some background information on our dear boy Brad.
I have some background information on our dear boy Brad.
I have to spit flame And destroy your name
I have to spit flame And destroy your name
I have two witnesses who were at the scene of the explosion.
I have two witnesses who were at the scene of the explosion.
I just been kidnapped, carjacked and hands tied behind my back.
I just been kidnapped, carjacked and hands tied behind my back.
I just don't know.
I just don't know.
I just got you another million votes right there!
I just got you another million votes right there!
I just shot my foot. I just shot my foot.
I just shot my foot. I just shot my foot.
I kiss them on the neck I kiss them on the mouth
I kiss them on the neck I kiss them on the mouth
I knew I had to show up in order for you to blow up!
I knew I had to show up in order for you to blow up!
I knew my rhymes was dope!
I knew my rhymes was dope!
I knew the 'hood couldn't be this bad.
I knew the 'hood couldn't be this bad.
I know, it was stupid. I tried everything, I didn't know how to deal with you.
I know, it was stupid. I tried everything, I didn't know how to deal with you.
I like my latte non fat
I like my latte non fat
I like that.
I like that.
I like that. I'm ready for the chocolate love.
I like that. I'm ready for the chocolate love.
I may be ******* But I got a nice schlong
I may be ******* But I got a nice schlong
I might as well go out in a blaze of glory.
I might as well go out in a blaze of glory.
I move downtown Till I go...
I move downtown Till I go...
I really don 't dig This rappin ' John Wayne
I really don 't dig This rappin ' John Wayne
I run things around here.
I run things around here.
I said I got GameCast, man. Damn! I can't afford it!
I said I got GameCast, man. Damn! I can't afford it!
I see.
I see.
I sent it to Dre, but he ain't got back to me yet.
I sent it to Dre, but he ain't got back to me yet.
I should've run when you gave me the chance.
I should've run when you gave me the chance.
I stole that too.
I stole that too.
I think you want to share.
I think you want to share.
I thought you liked me.
I thought you liked me.
I told you like 50 times!
I told you like 50 times!
I told you she liked white boys.
I told you she liked white boys.
I wanna bag me a white boy, that's what I wanna do.
I wanna bag me a white boy, that's what I wanna do.
I want it to piss you off.
I want it to piss you off.
I want to ride 'em, boy But sometimes I'm not able
I want to ride 'em, boy But sometimes I'm not able
I want you to go up in there. You go get me six 40s of O.E.
I want you to go up in there. You go get me six 40s of O.E.
I was just fooling.
I was just fooling.
I was just talking to my two homeys about that.
I was just talking to my two homeys about that.
I was just, like, telling the brothers, Let's talk about this.
I was just, like, telling the brothers, Let's talk about this.
I was on my way to go see him. You wanna roll with me?
I was on my way to go see him. You wanna roll with me?
I wasn't there for you.
I wasn't there for you.
I wish I could talk to my pops like that.
I wish I could talk to my pops like that.
I won't let you do it, Tec.
I won't let you do it, Tec.
I'd like some Pringles.
I'd like some Pringles.
I'd love to kick it with you and run this whole thizzang...
I'd love to kick it with you and run this whole thizzang...
I'd rather eat garbage than listen to your tired ass rhymes.
I'd rather eat garbage than listen to your tired ass rhymes.
I'd rather go fly a kite
I'd rather go fly a kite
I'm a lyrisologist.
I'm a lyrisologist.
I'm glad you got cash, because if you had tried to jack me, fool...
I'm glad you got cash, because if you had tried to jack me, fool...
I'm gonna call that ****a right now.
I'm gonna call that ****a right now.
I'm gonna give you five seconds to be real or I'm gonna beat that ass to the curb!
I'm gonna give you five seconds to be real or I'm gonna beat that ass to the curb!
I'm gonna have to teach you all some manners!
I'm gonna have to teach you all some manners!
I'm gonna holler at you.
I'm gonna holler at you.
I'm gonna let that one go.
I'm gonna let that one go.
I'm gonna let you taste a piece of my blue steel. You feel me?
I'm gonna let you taste a piece of my blue steel. You feel me?
I'm gonna show him just how un down he is!
I'm gonna show him just how un down he is!
I'm gonna walk in there and be crazy. L'll be ghettofied, buckwild.
I'm gonna walk in there and be crazy. L'll be ghettofied, buckwild.
I'm looking for a location of the license number D SHIZNIT.
I'm looking for a location of the license number D SHIZNIT.
I'm Malibu's most wanted, y'all!
I'm Malibu's most wanted, y'all!
I'm serious, Tec.
I'm serious, Tec.
I'm Shondra.
I'm Shondra.
I'm sorry, y'all, but I'm feelin ' straight, figure
I'm sorry, y'all, but I'm feelin ' straight, figure
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Y'all got some ducats? Because since you stole my...
I'm sorry. Y'all got some ducats? Because since you stole my...
I'm thirsty, I gotta tell you.
I'm thirsty, I gotta tell you.
I'm trying to win and you don't seem to care!
I'm trying to win and you don't seem to care!
If he sees Brad five times a week for the next three or four years...
If he sees Brad five times a week for the next three or four years...
If Mr. Governor wants to see his punk bitch baby boy alive again...
If Mr. Governor wants to see his punk bitch baby boy alive again...
If this ain't rebuilt by the time Moms get back...
If this ain't rebuilt by the time Moms get back...
If we all work together as a family, there's no telling how high we can go.
If we all work together as a family, there's no telling how high we can go.
If you don't think you can handle it...
If you don't think you can handle it...
If you elect me governor...
If you elect me governor...
If you have any information on the whereabouts of this man...
If you have any information on the whereabouts of this man...
If you have to...
If you have to...
If you just be yourself, a nice little white boy...
If you just be yourself, a nice little white boy...
If you two screw up and a single hair is touched on Brad's overprivileged head...
If you two screw up and a single hair is touched on Brad's overprivileged head...
In Bill Gluckman's administration...
In Bill Gluckman's administration...
In fact, after today, my campaign has a new slogan:
In fact, after today, my campaign has a new slogan:
Instead of thinking about what set we're from, what crew you're rolling with...
Instead of thinking about what set we're from, what crew you're rolling with...
Isn't there something he can do for the campaign where he can't hurt us?
Isn't there something he can do for the campaign where he can't hurt us?
It ain 't much, but it's all I got.
It ain 't much, but it's all I got.
It beats getting dunked on by Bill Gluckman!
It beats getting dunked on by Bill Gluckman!
It is open, but you don't put your hands in a sista's hair. Damn, fool.
It is open, but you don't put your hands in a sista's hair. Damn, fool.
It was supposed to have read Women are first with Gluckman.
It was supposed to have read Women are first with Gluckman.
It's a disaster!
It's a disaster!
It's Black History Month. You out your rabbit ass mind?
It's Black History Month. You out your rabbit ass mind?
It's gonna take more money than we projected.
It's gonna take more money than we projected.
It's hardcore up in the 'Bu, y'all.
It's hardcore up in the 'Bu, y'all.
It's just part of the everyday struggle.
It's just part of the everyday struggle.
It's Mr. Gluckman.
It's Mr. Gluckman.
It's my slave name, all right?
It's my slave name, all right?
It's official: Bill Gluckman is California 's next governor.
It's official: Bill Gluckman is California 's next governor.
It's on. Beach boy's on the move.
It's on. Beach boy's on the move.
It's safe now, y'all.
It's safe now, y'all.
It's the red Honda by the door. Just go.
It's the red Honda by the door. Just go.
It's the wild, wild west Up here in these streets
It's the wild, wild west Up here in these streets
It's worse. Everybody's right. My rhymes is weak.
It's worse. Everybody's right. My rhymes is weak.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Just once I'd like to play someone who speaks with proper grammar...
Just once I'd like to play someone who speaks with proper grammar...
Just shut up. Move, please?
Just shut up. Move, please?
Keep the change.
Keep the change.
Kidnapped?
Kidnapped?
King Kong ain't got nothing on me!
King Kong ain't got nothing on me!
Know what my mom would do?
Know what my mom would do?
Know what shotgun means?
Know what shotgun means?
L'll be on the campaign trizzy too. 24/7.
L'll be on the campaign trizzy too. 24/7.
L'll call you. Or better yet, l'll holler.
L'll call you. Or better yet, l'll holler.
L'll make mad money turning all those little rich hoochies ghetto fabulous.
L'll make mad money turning all those little rich hoochies ghetto fabulous.
L'll take my money and I'm gonna...
L'll take my money and I'm gonna...
Lay down some cover, fool!
Lay down some cover, fool!
Let him get a firsthand look at the ghetto.
Let him get a firsthand look at the ghetto.
Let me find out.
Let me find out.
Let me kick it freestyle for you.
Let me kick it freestyle for you.
Let me school you on something. Help us both stay alive.
Let me school you on something. Help us both stay alive.
Let's find our common ground. I was trying to keep the peace.
Let's find our common ground. I was trying to keep the peace.
Let's give him the test.
Let's give him the test.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's roll! Hell, yeah! He didn't do nothing! He straight up trick.
Let's roll! Hell, yeah! He didn't do nothing! He straight up trick.
Let's set it off. What's it gonna be, Saltine? Heads or tail?
Let's set it off. What's it gonna be, Saltine? Heads or tail?
Let's talk this out. Can't we all just get along?
Let's talk this out. Can't we all just get along?
Like what? Work at Wiener On A Bun? Come on!
Like what? Work at Wiener On A Bun? Come on!
Listen, I made a lot of mistakes. I know that. I'm not proud of myself.
Listen, I made a lot of mistakes. I know that. I'm not proud of myself.
Listen, I understand you're upset...
Listen, I understand you're upset...
Look, fool, this may sound stupid to you, but not everybody has money.
Look, fool, this may sound stupid to you, but not everybody has money.
Look, I'm sorry about all that. That wasn't really my idea.
Look, I'm sorry about all that. That wasn't really my idea.
Look, they're fake.
Look, they're fake.
Look, y'all. Y'all had y'all laugh. Just chill out.
Look, y'all. Y'all had y'all laugh. Just chill out.
Looks phat. What label you at?
Looks phat. What label you at?
Mali bootay?
Mali bootay?
Mali bootay?
Mali bootay?
Mali bootay?
Mali bootay?
Malibu.
Malibu.
Man, check this out. I got something for his ass.
Man, check this out. I got something for his ass.
Man, I ain't gonna battle this little punk.
Man, I ain't gonna battle this little punk.
Man!
Man!
Materials.
Materials.
Me neither.
Me neither.
Meet my boy, Ben Franklin.
Meet my boy, Ben Franklin.
Mercedes Benz, may I help you?
Mercedes Benz, may I help you?
Most folk only feel comfortable around folk that's the same as them.
Most folk only feel comfortable around folk that's the same as them.
Most of the time the police won 't even come through.
Most of the time the police won 't even come through.
Mothra.
Mothra.
Mr. Amerislani.
Mr. Amerislani.
Mr. Gibbons, we have a real serious problem here.
Mr. Gibbons, we have a real serious problem here.
Mr. Gibbons? Hello?
Mr. Gibbons? Hello?
Mr. Gibbons.
Mr. Gibbons.
Mr. Gluckman will be very happy.
Mr. Gluckman will be very happy.
Much love.
Much love.
My bad! My bad!
My bad! My bad!
My bad.
My bad.
My bad. I'm just trying to help you out.
My bad. I'm just trying to help you out.
My cousin.
My cousin.
My daddy don't love me, my rhymes is played out...
My daddy don't love me, my rhymes is played out...
My emergency stash!
My emergency stash!
My mom would tell you to mind your own damn business!
My mom would tell you to mind your own damn business!
My pop's spear gat, from the yacht.
My pop's spear gat, from the yacht.
n****, please. That little white rat ain't got nothing on me.
n****, please. That little white rat ain't got nothing on me.
No doubt.
No doubt.
No problem, ladies. Okay, bye bye.
No problem, ladies. Okay, bye bye.
No, I'm gonna help myself to this O.E. And anything else I want up in here, bitch!
No, I'm gonna help myself to this O.E. And anything else I want up in here, bitch!
No, it ain't like that, fool.
No, it ain't like that, fool.
No, listen to me. You really not listening to me.
No, listen to me. You really not listening to me.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no. That's old school, Pops.
No, no. That's old school, Pops.
No, you were right. I respect you for getting up there. You got mad heart.
No, you were right. I respect you for getting up there. You got mad heart.
No! Bill, you have a debate tomorrow in Sacramento.
No! Bill, you have a debate tomorrow in Sacramento.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Y'all cut it out. Serve him, Hi C.
No. Y'all cut it out. Serve him, Hi C.
None of them know how hardcore it is up in Malibu.
None of them know how hardcore it is up in Malibu.
None of your damn business.
None of your damn business.
Not really. And unless you seriously strapped...
Not really. And unless you seriously strapped...
Not so fast, this is dangerous stuff.
Not so fast, this is dangerous stuff.
Nothing to do but keep it real and be proud of who you are.
Nothing to do but keep it real and be proud of who you are.
Now come on!
Now come on!
Now eat your greens before they get cold.
Now eat your greens before they get cold.
Now get your ass on the bed, whitey!
Now get your ass on the bed, whitey!
Now look here, man. I'm up out of here. I gotta go see my lady.
Now look here, man. I'm up out of here. I gotta go see my lady.
Now, sometimes bustas be disrespecting.
Now, sometimes bustas be disrespecting.
Now, we may just have a very interesting opportunity here.
Now, we may just have a very interesting opportunity here.
Of course we can handle it.
Of course we can handle it.
Oh, and here's a thought.
Oh, and here's a thought.
Oh, Bill...
Oh, Bill...
Oh, damn!
Oh, damn!
Oh, hell, no! Hell, no! Get your ass up!
Oh, hell, no! Hell, no! Get your ass up!
Oh, hell, no! No, hell, no.
Oh, hell, no! No, hell, no.
Oh, I didn't know anything about that. You gotta believe me.
Oh, I didn't know anything about that. You gotta believe me.
Oh, in a box. Right.
Oh, in a box. Right.
Oh, my God, this whole thing is real! I just shot my foot.
Oh, my God, this whole thing is real! I just shot my foot.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Oh, shiznit!
Oh, shiznit!
Oh, Shondra!
Oh, Shondra!
Oh, so you know my moms?
Oh, so you know my moms?
Oh, you real pretty!
Oh, you real pretty!
Oh, you that weak fuck from the club.
Oh, you that weak fuck from the club.
Okay, dude. L'll let you all do your campaign thing.
Okay, dude. L'll let you all do your campaign thing.
Okay, fellas, look, I'm really sorry, okay?
Okay, fellas, look, I'm really sorry, okay?
Okay, okay, I'm cool. I understand. Just tell me who it is.
Okay, okay, I'm cool. I understand. Just tell me who it is.
Okay, Sandy. Bye.
Okay, Sandy. Bye.
Okay, then. That gat's real, right?
Okay, then. That gat's real, right?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right.
Okay. All right.
One day I'm gonna have me a chain of beauty salons, all up in the 90210.
One day I'm gonna have me a chain of beauty salons, all up in the 90210.
One, two, three, four, flow!
One, two, three, four, flow!
Open the door!
Open the door!
Our clerk accidentally gave you the wrong aromatherapy candles.
Our clerk accidentally gave you the wrong aromatherapy candles.
Pays 15 grand apiece, son.
Pays 15 grand apiece, son.
Peep my stilo.
Peep my stilo.
Peep my tat.
Peep my tat.
Please help us.
Please help us.
Pound it.
Pound it.
Punch it, fool. We got us a white boy now.
Punch it, fool. We got us a white boy now.
Punks. Give me them gats. Y'all are serious crazy.
Punks. Give me them gats. Y'all are serious crazy.
Rapper? Hell, no. You stink.
Rapper? Hell, no. You stink.
Really, the explosion was just a metaphor.
Really, the explosion was just a metaphor.
Really, you're always talking about improving yourself.
Really, you're always talking about improving yourself.
Remember the anti crime spot we shot a month ago?
Remember the anti crime spot we shot a month ago?
Represent!
Represent!
Right now it's just a demo.
Right now it's just a demo.
Right on. Right on.
Right on. Right on.
Right, I like that!
Right, I like that!
Right.
Right.
Right. I guess it's pretty hardcore up in here.
Right. I guess it's pretty hardcore up in here.
Right. Right.
Right. Right.
Right. They will carjack Brad and take him on a tour around the 'hood.
Right. They will carjack Brad and take him on a tour around the 'hood.
Run, bitch, run! He gonna kill you!
Run, bitch, run! He gonna kill you!
Run!
Run!
Say, y'all His little wienie's so small
Say, y'all His little wienie's so small
See that? I just shot my foot.
See that? I just shot my foot.
See that? I know how to get the party started!
See that? I know how to get the party started!
See, that's a million dollar song right there.
See, that's a million dollar song right there.
See, that's beautiful. These are the guys we're talking about.
See, that's beautiful. These are the guys we're talking about.
See? I'm the shiznit! L'll buy y'all cars.
See? I'm the shiznit! L'll buy y'all cars.
Send me down here to scare me white?
Send me down here to scare me white?
Serious moment. Bring it in, y'all.
Serious moment. Bring it in, y'all.
Set these bad boys down.
Set these bad boys down.
Shake hands.
Shake hands.
She the truth too, dude. I'm telling you, once Mothra gets set up, boy...
She the truth too, dude. I'm telling you, once Mothra gets set up, boy...
She's a breeder rat at PetCo.
She's a breeder rat at PetCo.
She's right. Shut up.
She's right. Shut up.
Shondra?
Shondra?
Shondra.
Shondra.
Shondra's Salon is now officially open for business.
Shondra's Salon is now officially open for business.
Shove the debate up your ass. I'm not gonna lose my son over this.
Shove the debate up your ass. I'm not gonna lose my son over this.
Show's over! That's it. Show's over!
Show's over! That's it. Show's over!
Shrink shrink Blinkety blink
Shrink shrink Blinkety blink
Shut up, stupid.
Shut up, stupid.
Shut up! Shut up, you damn posers!
Shut up! Shut up, you damn posers!
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Signs.
Signs.
Since right now.
Since right now.
Sit. Stop hopping around, fool. Goodness.
Sit. Stop hopping around, fool. Goodness.
Sleep? He's shooting the hell out of South Central. Let's go get him.
Sleep? He's shooting the hell out of South Central. Let's go get him.
Snoop, Dre, Cube, all them. They came in through here.
Snoop, Dre, Cube, all them. They came in through here.
So I called up Captain Tony, he fired up the Lear jizzy...
So I called up Captain Tony, he fired up the Lear jizzy...
So let's start dropping bodies!
So let's start dropping bodies!
So then do it. Put crackerjack out his misery. Come on, y'all.
So then do it. Put crackerjack out his misery. Come on, y'all.
So your mama got drunk And fell asleep in the zoo
So your mama got drunk And fell asleep in the zoo
So, Bradley...
So, Bradley...
So, dude, how much did you pay the guy?
So, dude, how much did you pay the guy?
Sorry, y'all, but this is who I am. I'm just a rapper, straight up.
Sorry, y'all, but this is who I am. I'm just a rapper, straight up.
Straight out of Malibu. B Rad, come on up. B Rad.
Straight out of Malibu. B Rad, come on up. B Rad.
Stuart Little?
Stuart Little?
Stuffing envelopes? Making signs?
Stuffing envelopes? Making signs?
Take this exit!
Take this exit!
Tec, before we all smoke each other, can I say one little more thing?
Tec, before we all smoke each other, can I say one little more thing?
Tec, please don't be hating.
Tec, please don't be hating.
Tell your son that he cannot be in your campaign, period.
Tell your son that he cannot be in your campaign, period.
Thank you for your questions. Unfortunately, we are out of time today.
Thank you for your questions. Unfortunately, we are out of time today.
Thank you, Shondra. Whatever!
Thank you, Shondra. Whatever!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. All right.
Thank you. All right.
Thank you. Thank you very much! Come again!
Thank you. Thank you very much! Come again!
That car is on the corner of McKinley and 82nd Street.
That car is on the corner of McKinley and 82nd Street.
That means no more pasta
That means no more pasta
That sound like Dre Dre. L'll holla at him about it, all right, boo?
That sound like Dre Dre. L'll holla at him about it, all right, boo?
That there is Hadji. He's the Beast from the Middle East.
That there is Hadji. He's the Beast from the Middle East.
That was cold. Yo, take off the tape.
That was cold. Yo, take off the tape.
That was my line and it always was what it looked like.
That was my line and it always was what it looked like.
That was off the hinges!
That was off the hinges!
That's because you don't know me...
That's because you don't know me...
That's him.
That's him.
That's it, mister...
That's it, mister...
That's my boy Mocha. That brother straight up crazy.
That's my boy Mocha. That brother straight up crazy.
That's my pops, Bill Gluckman.
That's my pops, Bill Gluckman.
That's right!
That's right!
That's right. You getting played, homey. Straight out, dog.
That's right. You getting played, homey. Straight out, dog.
That's the rage I was talking about.
That's the rage I was talking about.
That's what I'm talking about! We get ours!
That's what I'm talking about! We get ours!
That's yours, B.
That's yours, B.
The hell with the debate.
The hell with the debate.
The polls say that since Brad has been out of the picture...
The polls say that since Brad has been out of the picture...
The same ho that gave up that weak ass kiss five minutes ago in the bedroom.
The same ho that gave up that weak ass kiss five minutes ago in the bedroom.
The Times and the Chronicle will run it as a big joke.
The Times and the Chronicle will run it as a big joke.
Then let's play!
Then let's play!
There it is. Did you see how committed he was?
There it is. Did you see how committed he was?
There you go.
There you go.
There's crazy crime...
There's crazy crime...
There's GameCube and Dreamcast. Which you got?
There's GameCube and Dreamcast. Which you got?
There's only one way out of the l 9s. And your E ticket's in this here chamber.
There's only one way out of the l 9s. And your E ticket's in this here chamber.
They been playing me all along!
They been playing me all along!
They just don't understand you.
They just don't understand you.
They kind of pack them in tight here.
They kind of pack them in tight here.
They were always on different channels.
They were always on different channels.
Things go down here people should never see.
Things go down here people should never see.
Think you so bad.
Think you so bad.
This ain't no picnic, bitch!
This ain't no picnic, bitch!
This dude thinks we ignorant just because we live down here.
This dude thinks we ignorant just because we live down here.
This fool is crazy! I cannot deal with this shit.
This fool is crazy! I cannot deal with this shit.
This hardcore gangster, believed to be the notorious White Kong...
This hardcore gangster, believed to be the notorious White Kong...
This is exactly what we ordered?
This is exactly what we ordered?
This is gonna be like an episode of Oz.
This is gonna be like an episode of Oz.
This is my chance, my one shot. I gotta prove myself.
This is my chance, my one shot. I gotta prove myself.
This is my ghetto. The mall.
This is my ghetto. The mall.
This is not how they do it on American Idol.
This is not how they do it on American Idol.
This is Soon Yee Baxter Hernandez reporting from South Central.
This is Soon Yee Baxter Hernandez reporting from South Central.
This is the most advanced case of gangsta phrenia I've ever seen.
This is the most advanced case of gangsta phrenia I've ever seen.
This no good, deadbeat, weak ass white boy won't take care of little Malik.
This no good, deadbeat, weak ass white boy won't take care of little Malik.
This our mall. Always has been, always will be.
This our mall. Always has been, always will be.
This will be the ultimate acting challenge.
This will be the ultimate acting challenge.
Three colors for our country. Where's the red?
Three colors for our country. Where's the red?
To be the biggest rapper there ever was.
To be the biggest rapper there ever was.
To boost up the boy Hardcore ****a
To boost up the boy Hardcore ****a
To get them clean She uses ble ach
To get them clean She uses ble ach
To listen to my pops He's your west coast liaison
To listen to my pops He's your west coast liaison
Tour him around the 'hood, around the ghetto, if you will...
Tour him around the 'hood, around the ghetto, if you will...
Tryin ' to make me think
Tryin ' to make me think
Unfortunately...
Unfortunately...
Up in his ish You know they keep it real...
Up in his ish You know they keep it real...
Wait, I've got the image!
Wait, I've got the image!
Wait, slow down. Don't panic.
Wait, slow down. Don't panic.
Wait, Tec, let me explain. Because I don't belong here.
Wait, Tec, let me explain. Because I don't belong here.
Wannabe say he down.
Wannabe say he down.
Want to go to my sink
Want to go to my sink
Was that you dropping rhymes when I came in here?
Was that you dropping rhymes when I came in here?
We can handle ourselves. Right?
We can handle ourselves. Right?
We can't get our money!
We can't get our money!
We can't keep tabs on this kid? Can anybody tell me where he is?
We can't keep tabs on this kid? Can anybody tell me where he is?
We can't! They too strapped!
We can't! They too strapped!
We can't! They too strapped!
We can't! They too strapped!
We got all sorts of sets up in here.
We got all sorts of sets up in here.
We got your rich Gluckman ass now, punk.
We got your rich Gluckman ass now, punk.
We have 5 up front...
We have 5 up front...
We have the 11:00 with Greenpeace, then drinks with the offshore oil lobby.
We have the 11:00 with Greenpeace, then drinks with the offshore oil lobby.
We in South Central! It's the 'hood. It's the ghetto, the projects!
We in South Central! It's the 'hood. It's the ghetto, the projects!
We need to brainstorm on how I get my job back.
We need to brainstorm on how I get my job back.
We open tonight with a Channel 5 News exclusive.
We open tonight with a Channel 5 News exclusive.
We run hardcore up in here. People get killed here every day!
We run hardcore up in here. People get killed here every day!
We seen your white behind on the TV.
We seen your white behind on the TV.
We should be unitin ' Egos need deflatin '
We should be unitin ' Egos need deflatin '
We're gonna bring him up. Go play with each other. Come back in five minutes.
We're gonna bring him up. Go play with each other. Come back in five minutes.
We're gonna take it to an entirely different level.
We're gonna take it to an entirely different level.
We've been brainstorming some different approaches...
We've been brainstorming some different approaches...
Welcome to the Nines, baby. Only way out now is in a box.
Welcome to the Nines, baby. Only way out now is in a box.
Well, I definitely could use a little bit more of that reality.
Well, I definitely could use a little bit more of that reality.
Well, then if Tec is real, then this gat must be real.
Well, then if Tec is real, then this gat must be real.
Well, there are just so many.
Well, there are just so many.
Well...
Well...
Whack: Weak, of poor quality.
Whack: Weak, of poor quality.
What about the money?
What about the money?
What about your bar mitzvah?
What about your bar mitzvah?
What are you supposed to be? Robo bitch?
What are you supposed to be? Robo bitch?
What are your goals, B Rad? What do you want out of life?
What are your goals, B Rad? What do you want out of life?
What do we say, brothers?
What do we say, brothers?
What do you do about it?
What do you do about it?
What do you say?
What do you say?
What I'm about to do right now, I know it sounds whack...
What I'm about to do right now, I know it sounds whack...
What is he hunting, Flipper?
What is he hunting, Flipper?
What is this? Is this some sort of rap initiation?
What is this? Is this some sort of rap initiation?
What make you think you know what goes down up in the 'hood?
What make you think you know what goes down up in the 'hood?
What the f* *k is that?
What the f* *k is that?
What the f* *k was that?
What the f* *k was that?
What the hell is that? What's going on with your hair?
What the hell is that? What's going on with your hair?
What the hell?!
What the hell?!
What would your mom prefer?
What would your mom prefer?
What y'all didn't realize is, I was trying to put my mobbing days behind me.
What y'all didn't realize is, I was trying to put my mobbing days behind me.
What you doing here, son?
What you doing here, son?
What you know about this? What you know about that?
What you know about this? What you know about that?
What you think about that?
What you think about that?
What, you done forgot already, fool? I done told you.
What, you done forgot already, fool? I done told you.
What, you think your actors is this good? Say something!
What, you think your actors is this good? Say something!
What?
What?
What? No, it couldn't be. No.
What? No, it couldn't be. No.
What? That's how it is? You done it now!
What? That's how it is? You done it now!
What's cracking?
What's cracking?
What's happening?
What's happening?
What's on tap for tomorrow?
What's on tap for tomorrow?
What's the theme of your bar mitzvah? Star Wars? Baseball? Superheroes?
What's the theme of your bar mitzvah? Star Wars? Baseball? Superheroes?
What's up with this? If you jacked it, how come you got a receipt?
What's up with this? If you jacked it, how come you got a receipt?
What's up, baby? How you doing, man? I got something for you.
What's up, baby? How you doing, man? I got something for you.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up? I thought the kitchen was open for business.
What's up? I thought the kitchen was open for business.
Whatever, dude!
Whatever, dude!
Whatever. Look, I did what you asked. I want my money.
Whatever. Look, I did what you asked. I want my money.
When did you first start feeling like you were this...
When did you first start feeling like you were this...
When he go to take a leak I bet he piss on his balls
When he go to take a leak I bet he piss on his balls
When I say, Mali, you say, 'Bu. Mali...
When I say, Mali, you say, 'Bu. Mali...
When the doctor said push She released her pelvis
When the doctor said push She released her pelvis
When they gonna leave our people alone?
When they gonna leave our people alone?
When you said, This is no picnic, bitch, I screamed on the inside like one.
When you said, This is no picnic, bitch, I screamed on the inside like one.
When you see him start to get ghetto and do his whole black thing... Yes, that.
When you see him start to get ghetto and do his whole black thing... Yes, that.
Where you reside?
Where you reside?
While you're out, could you bring me back some candy?
While you're out, could you bring me back some candy?
Who would play the gangsters?
Who would play the gangsters?
Why you talking crazy, man? Just be cool. Hey!
Why you talking crazy, man? Just be cool. Hey!
With a dead son, sympathy could spike us in the female and gay demos.
With a dead son, sympathy could spike us in the female and gay demos.
With a zebra and a monkey And came up with you
With a zebra and a monkey And came up with you
With the traffic...
With the traffic...
Women are going to have better daycare!
Women are going to have better daycare!
Word up!
Word up!
Word.
Word.
Would you get your emotional gangsta ass together?
Would you get your emotional gangsta ass together?
Would you two fools just shut the hell up?
Would you two fools just shut the hell up?
Y'all better get my money or I'm going in there and I'm gonna tell him what's up.
Y'all better get my money or I'm going in there and I'm gonna tell him what's up.
Y'all better step, or I'm gonna have to waste y'all.
Y'all better step, or I'm gonna have to waste y'all.
Y'all give it up for Hi C! Hi C in the house!
Y'all give it up for Hi C! Hi C in the house!
Y'all gonna be real sorry, the both of you.
Y'all gonna be real sorry, the both of you.
Y'all know who you dealing with?
Y'all know who you dealing with?
Y'all opened up big a can of tough love!
Y'all opened up big a can of tough love!
Y'all take this seriously!
Y'all take this seriously!
Y'all wanna play? Then let's play.
Y'all wanna play? Then let's play.
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, all good. Tom, you down, you gots...
Yeah, all good. Tom, you down, you gots...
Yeah, because B Rad G's about to get ill.
Yeah, because B Rad G's about to get ill.
Yeah, but we're still dead in the urban demos.
Yeah, but we're still dead in the urban demos.
Yeah, check it out, man, my hair.
Yeah, check it out, man, my hair.
Yeah, excuse me.
Yeah, excuse me.
Yeah, man. They got the Glocks, the Tec 9s, the Uzis.
Yeah, man. They got the Glocks, the Tec 9s, the Uzis.
Yeah, straight up.
Yeah, straight up.
Yeah, that's Tec from the l 9s, homes.
Yeah, that's Tec from the l 9s, homes.
Yeah, the streets is tough.
Yeah, the streets is tough.
Yeah, you got something to represent? You got something for your...
Yeah, you got something to represent? You got something for your...
Yeah, you lucky I don't burn you down! Hell, yeah! Hell, yeah!
Yeah, you lucky I don't burn you down! Hell, yeah! Hell, yeah!
Yeah, your mama's so ugly she's only been married once!
Yeah, your mama's so ugly she's only been married once!
Yeah! Bill drops out of the race, emotional distress.
Yeah! Bill drops out of the race, emotional distress.
Yeah. No.
Yeah. No.
Yes, he considers himself a rapper of sorts.
Yes, he considers himself a rapper of sorts.
Yo, all y'all rappers out there! My name is Brad Gluckman...
Yo, all y'all rappers out there! My name is Brad Gluckman...
Yo, fool! What, nucka, what?
Yo, fool! What, nucka, what?
Yo, holla at him for me.
Yo, holla at him for me.
Yo, I ain't laughed that hard in a long, long time. For real.
Yo, I ain't laughed that hard in a long, long time. For real.
Yo, I'm Ronnie Rizzat, represizzent.
Yo, I'm Ronnie Rizzat, represizzent.
Yo, punch it, fool! Punch it!
Yo, punch it, fool! Punch it!
Yo, that is some hardcore shnizit.
Yo, that is some hardcore shnizit.
Yo, we got Gluckman's son. Gotta be worth more alive than dead.
Yo, we got Gluckman's son. Gotta be worth more alive than dead.
Yo, what's up, y'all? This is B Rad G, kicking it from 'Bu.
Yo, what's up, y'all? This is B Rad G, kicking it from 'Bu.
Yo, why you keep calling me that?
Yo, why you keep calling me that?
Yo, y'all, this fine diamond's hooking me up with Dr. Dre, Master P...
Yo, y'all, this fine diamond's hooking me up with Dr. Dre, Master P...
Yo, you shouldn't have.
Yo, you shouldn't have.
You about to go up in there and give them Koreans your ends?
You about to go up in there and give them Koreans your ends?
You ain't black. And you can never be black!
You ain't black. And you can never be black!
You all right, B Rad.
You all right, B Rad.
You are an oppressed black man...
You are an oppressed black man...
You better hope your daddy home too. If he ain't, you gonna be one dusted trick!
You better hope your daddy home too. If he ain't, you gonna be one dusted trick!
You better shut your mouth, fool! Get back in that room before I beat your ass.
You better shut your mouth, fool! Get back in that room before I beat your ass.
You do got it going on a little something something, though.
You do got it going on a little something something, though.
You do what you have to do. We'll do what we have to do.
You do what you have to do. We'll do what we have to do.
You ever feel like you don't belong?
You ever feel like you don't belong?
You fail to realize that putting together this operation has been quite expensive.
You fail to realize that putting together this operation has been quite expensive.
You feeling froggy? Then leap.
You feeling froggy? Then leap.
You gonna blow up huge, no doubt.
You gonna blow up huge, no doubt.
You gonna laugh at me. You gonna play me?! You know who you playing?
You gonna laugh at me. You gonna play me?! You know who you playing?
You got 10 minutes.
You got 10 minutes.
You got a man?
You got a man?
You heard me, you half stepping, moist ass bitch!
You heard me, you half stepping, moist ass bitch!
You heard me? Hell, yeah. I'm a rhymer on time.
You heard me? Hell, yeah. I'm a rhymer on time.
You just gotta stick with it and be yourself.
You just gotta stick with it and be yourself.
You just need a little work.
You just need a little work.
You know Dre?
You know Dre?
You know what I was kind of thinking to myself? Maybe I'd go next.
You know what I was kind of thinking to myself? Maybe I'd go next.
You know what I'm about to do now?
You know what I'm about to do now?
You know what? Come on.
You know what? Come on.
You know what? You know, I just tested positive...
You know what? You know, I just tested positive...
You know when I was saying earlier, in the car, about being a player and all?
You know when I was saying earlier, in the car, about being a player and all?
You know, I recognize that street violence is tearing Californians apart.
You know, I recognize that street violence is tearing Californians apart.
You know, it's not as bad as it seems.
You know, it's not as bad as it seems.
You know, just talk to them and be nice to them.
You know, just talk to them and be nice to them.
You know, kissing babies and whatnot.
You know, kissing babies and whatnot.
You know, since you so down and all.
You know, since you so down and all.
You like a cross between Martha Stewart and Oprah.
You like a cross between Martha Stewart and Oprah.
You mean, besides the fact that I just been harpooned?
You mean, besides the fact that I just been harpooned?
You mean...?
You mean...?
You need to do this.
You need to do this.
You need to keep your pimp hand strong.
You need to keep your pimp hand strong.
You need to shut this down.
You need to shut this down.
You need to stop listening to all them perpetrators and just be yourself.
You need to stop listening to all them perpetrators and just be yourself.
You need to walk away from this minimum wage crap...
You need to walk away from this minimum wage crap...
You really weren't gonna pay my ransom?
You really weren't gonna pay my ransom?
You say one more line and I'm gonna have to smoke myself!
You say one more line and I'm gonna have to smoke myself!
You saying if I put my mind to it, I can be whatever I wanna be?
You saying if I put my mind to it, I can be whatever I wanna be?
You see, doc, I got something to say...
You see, doc, I got something to say...
You see, friends...
You see, friends...
You see?
You see?
You so pretty.
You so pretty.
You stop it right now and you listen to me.
You stop it right now and you listen to me.
You tell me, Stick to the plan, man. Stick to the plan. Got it?
You tell me, Stick to the plan, man. Stick to the plan. Got it?
You the finest girl I ever seen in my whole life.
You the finest girl I ever seen in my whole life.
You think this a joke, wigga? You think this a joke?
You think this a joke, wigga? You think this a joke?
You think we ignorant because we live in the 'hood?
You think we ignorant because we live in the 'hood?
You want us to scare this kid into acting like a little white boy again?
You want us to scare this kid into acting like a little white boy again?
You won 't be excused until you do.
You won 't be excused until you do.
You'll get the rest of your money when Richie Cunningham walks in my door.
You'll get the rest of your money when Richie Cunningham walks in my door.
You're as guilty as any of us.
You're as guilty as any of us.
You're frigging whack...
You're frigging whack...
You're just jealous because you didn't think of it first.
You're just jealous because you didn't think of it first.
You're probably still flipping me and whatnot.
You're probably still flipping me and whatnot.
Your alma mater is whack.
Your alma mater is whack.
Your daddy ain't paying.
Your daddy ain't paying.
Your hair looks great.
Your hair looks great.
Your mama so ugly José Eber won't even do her hair.
Your mama so ugly José Eber won't even do her hair.
Your mama's so fat she uses Mexico, the whole country, as her tanning bed.
Your mama's so fat she uses Mexico, the whole country, as her tanning bed.
Your mama's so poor for Halloween her trick was the treat!
Your mama's so poor for Halloween her trick was the treat!
Your mama's so poor that your tits are real!
Your mama's so poor that your tits are real!
Your pop's gonna pay, or you gonna pay!
Your pop's gonna pay, or you gonna pay!
8 Ball, what should we do with Bloodbath and his friend?
8 Ball, what should we do with Bloodbath and his friend?
A grand. We're paying a grand.
A grand. We're paying a grand.
Ain't he down? Yeah, Bloodbath. You down, fool.
Ain't he down? Yeah, Bloodbath. You down, fool.
All right, gangsta. Come on, girl. Let's do this.
All right, gangsta. Come on, girl. Let's do this.
All right, then. Bring it. It's been brought.
All right, then. Bring it. It's been brought.
And a fifth of Henny. Yeah.
And a fifth of Henny. Yeah.
Anybody else wanna step? No.
Anybody else wanna step? No.
Anything else, dog? No, playa, I'm cool.
Anything else, dog? No, playa, I'm cool.
Are we clear? Oh, we are Cristal.
Are we clear? Oh, we are Cristal.
Bitch! Again!
Bitch! Again!
Bitch! Again.
Bitch! Again.
Bitch! Click it! Bitch!
Bitch! Click it! Bitch!
Bloodbath, stick with the plan. Tree, the plan done changed!
Bloodbath, stick with the plan. Tree, the plan done changed!
Brad? Pops?
Brad? Pops?
Bring it on, baby. We are strapped now, brother!
Bring it on, baby. We are strapped now, brother!
Can I help you? Coffee.
Can I help you? Coffee.
Can you tell us what happened? Oh, yeah, it was crazy, yo.
Can you tell us what happened? Oh, yeah, it was crazy, yo.
Can't even swing a gat. Shoot.
Can't even swing a gat. Shoot.
Come here, boo. Come on.
Come here, boo. Come on.
Come on, let's see it. All right, chill. Chill.
Come on, let's see it. All right, chill. Chill.
Crime reaches everyone kind of thing. Are you trying to get votes out of this?
Crime reaches everyone kind of thing. Are you trying to get votes out of this?
Damn straight. That if I follow my dreams...
Damn straight. That if I follow my dreams...
Damn! Damn! You done did it now.
Damn! Damn! You done did it now.
Damn. No, you damn. Why you play me?
Damn. No, you damn. Why you play me?
Dang, why you doing this to a brother? What?
Dang, why you doing this to a brother? What?
Dang! Where'd you get all that? Christmas present from Uncle Ahmet.
Dang! Where'd you get all that? Christmas present from Uncle Ahmet.
Deal. Hey, hey.
Deal. Hey, hey.
Did he just say brother? No!
Did he just say brother? No!
Did you buy my rage? No. You're indicating.
Did you buy my rage? No. You're indicating.
Do me this one favor. You are the driver. I am the shooter!
Do me this one favor. You are the driver. I am the shooter!
Do you all have a locker? Man, come on. You a rapper?
Do you all have a locker? Man, come on. You a rapper?
Don't be hating. Tec, don't! Stop it!
Don't be hating. Tec, don't! Stop it!
Don't look at me! Come on!
Don't look at me! Come on!
Don't you talk about my mama. L'll talk all I want.
Don't you talk about my mama. L'll talk all I want.
Down with the bitches and ho's. I'm voting for him.
Down with the bitches and ho's. I'm voting for him.
Excuse me? I said you getting played, dog.
Excuse me? I said you getting played, dog.
Excuse me? You gonna do it like that?
Excuse me? You gonna do it like that?
Excuse me. Where we going?
Excuse me. Where we going?
Five. Don't do it, Bloodbath!
Five. Don't do it, Bloodbath!
Fool, put your hands behind your back. Behind the back.
Fool, put your hands behind your back. Behind the back.
For real? For rizzeal. Pound it.
For real? For rizzeal. Pound it.
For real? Well, except on the Internet.
For real? Well, except on the Internet.
For real? Yeah, I said:
For real? Yeah, I said:
For real? Yeah.
For real? Yeah.
For rizzeal? For rizzeal.
For rizzeal? For rizzeal.
For the money. Money? What you need money for?
For the money. Money? What you need money for?
Four. Don't do it, Bloodbath!
Four. Don't do it, Bloodbath!
Freeze, sucker! That's convincing, brother!
Freeze, sucker! That's convincing, brother!
Frigging A. The story is your basic kidnapping.
Frigging A. The story is your basic kidnapping.
Gangs! It's what's hot!
Gangs! It's what's hot!
Gays too. We can't win without them.
Gays too. We can't win without them.
Get my money. Fine. I can arrange that, but...
Get my money. Fine. I can arrange that, but...
Get over there, man. Hold me!
Get over there, man. Hold me!
Get up there. Do your thing. Yeah, get up there, fool!
Get up there. Do your thing. Yeah, get up there, fool!
Get your narrow bootie up in there. Get him up in there!
Get your narrow bootie up in there. Get him up in there!
Go, girlfriend. Do your thing. Give me this.
Go, girlfriend. Do your thing. Give me this.
Go! I can't.
Go! I can't.
Go! Okay, sir.
Go! Okay, sir.
God, is he okay? Oh, he's in excellent hands.
God, is he okay? Oh, he's in excellent hands.
Got something for me? Hell, yeah.
Got something for me? Hell, yeah.
Got the gangster gear, my dog. Okay, cool.
Got the gangster gear, my dog. Okay, cool.
Hadji, how about you? I couldn't get much, yo. Just this.
Hadji, how about you? I couldn't get much, yo. Just this.
Hell, no! You jack that shit, fool!
Hell, no! You jack that shit, fool!
Here's your chance! I am improving myself, fool!
Here's your chance! I am improving myself, fool!
Hey, Gladys? Yeah, baby?
Hey, Gladys? Yeah, baby?
Hey, where you going, man? I need to take a drive.
Hey, where you going, man? I need to take a drive.
Hey, who doing all that popping up... Oh, God.
Hey, who doing all that popping up... Oh, God.
Hi. Bill Gluckman, running for governor. We know who you are, fool.
Hi. Bill Gluckman, running for governor. We know who you are, fool.
His war on crime! Drugs!
His war on crime! Drugs!
How about number three? Perfect.
How about number three? Perfect.
How much you think we can get? It's all about the Benjamins.
How much you think we can get? It's all about the Benjamins.
How y'all know me? We seen you.
How y'all know me? We seen you.
How'd it go with Dr. Feldman? Great.
How'd it go with Dr. Feldman? Great.
How's it work? We hire actors to play gangstas.
How's it work? We hire actors to play gangstas.
How's the Brad project going? Smooth. He's in South Central.
How's the Brad project going? Smooth. He's in South Central.
I been busy, Tec. You been getting busy?
I been busy, Tec. You been getting busy?
I can't live! Lucky you such a weak ass shot.
I can't live! Lucky you such a weak ass shot.
I can't say that I blame him. Hell, no. Not the knife, dog!
I can't say that I blame him. Hell, no. Not the knife, dog!
I do! Then how come you set me up?
I do! Then how come you set me up?
I got a Ph.D., a Poser Hater Degree. Come on, quit fronting.
I got a Ph.D., a Poser Hater Degree. Come on, quit fronting.
I got it. What?
I got it. What?
I gotta cut him! No, you can't cut him!
I gotta cut him! No, you can't cut him!
I gotta. You don't gotta.
I gotta. You don't gotta.
I love you, Sean. I love you too.
I love you, Sean. I love you too.
I might not have all the money right now. Are you playing me?
I might not have all the money right now. Are you playing me?
I really can't believe that! Those improv classes are paying off.
I really can't believe that! Those improv classes are paying off.
I think I'm gonna throw up. Get in the back seat, fool!
I think I'm gonna throw up. Get in the back seat, fool!
I thought you said to cut him! No...
I thought you said to cut him! No...
I told you no more money. Yes, I realize you said that, but this is...
I told you no more money. Yes, I realize you said that, but this is...
I wanna learn. You wanna learn?
I wanna learn. You wanna learn?
I'm about to call your daddy. Call your daddy.
I'm about to call your daddy. Call your daddy.
I'm confused. About what?
I'm confused. About what?
I'm down, y'all. No, you ain't down, homey.
I'm down, y'all. No, you ain't down, homey.
I'm from Juilliard, for chrissake. I'm from the Pasadena Playhouse.
I'm from Juilliard, for chrissake. I'm from the Pasadena Playhouse.
I'm gonna call you Mothra. What?
I'm gonna call you Mothra. What?
I'm his father! Since when?
I'm his father! Since when?
I'm scared of Koreans! You...
I'm scared of Koreans! You...
I'm sorry, y'all. Don't be hating. This ain't a game!
I'm sorry, y'all. Don't be hating. This ain't a game!
I'm talking about you. Me? I ain't a poser. Shoot.
I'm talking about you. Me? I ain't a poser. Shoot.
In a box? In a box.
In a box? In a box.
Is Shondra hitting that white boy? I don't think anyone's hitting anybody.
Is Shondra hitting that white boy? I don't think anyone's hitting anybody.
Is that a freaking musket? Yeah, it's a freaking musket.
Is that a freaking musket? Yeah, it's a freaking musket.
Is this a come up? It's a stickup.
Is this a come up? It's a stickup.
It might just scare the black out of him. Excuse me?
It might just scare the black out of him. Excuse me?
It was your idea! That was idiotic!
It was your idea! That was idiotic!
It's O.P.P., bitch! What?
It's O.P.P., bitch! What?
Kidnapped? Yeah, fool.
Kidnapped? Yeah, fool.
L'll do it myself. Pull the trigger! Get him!
L'll do it myself. Pull the trigger! Get him!
Let's bounce. All right.
Let's bounce. All right.
Let's get out of here. Thank you, girl.
Let's get out of here. Thank you, girl.
Let's go! Let's dip!
Let's go! Let's dip!
Listen, fool... No, you listen. I know what you done.
Listen, fool... No, you listen. I know what you done.
Look at me, black. Bitch ass...
Look at me, black. Bitch ass...
Look at the little busta. Little busta.
Look at the little busta. Little busta.
Make it trey and we on. Three thousand dollars?!
Make it trey and we on. Three thousand dollars?!
Malik? Or Taquayzsha.
Malik? Or Taquayzsha.
Man, we would never say that, brother! Silence!
Man, we would never say that, brother! Silence!
Mr. Gibbons? Yeah.
Mr. Gibbons? Yeah.
My culture! Yeah, fool!
My culture! Yeah, fool!
My own little White Kong. That's right, White Kong.
My own little White Kong. That's right, White Kong.
My wigga. Hey, what up, my nizzle?
My wigga. Hey, what up, my nizzle?
Naho who? Oh, no, now that's trifling.
Naho who? Oh, no, now that's trifling.
Nice. Yeah, this is good. Get your ass down, fool!
Nice. Yeah, this is good. Get your ass down, fool!
No more Brad problem. Right.
No more Brad problem. Right.
No, I got GameCast. GameCast?
No, I got GameCast. GameCast?
No, she didn't. Yes, she did.
No, she didn't. Yes, she did.
No. That's ridiculous.
No. That's ridiculous.
Nope. Not convincing. Damn it!
Nope. Not convincing. Damn it!
Not here, Tec. What you wanna do?
Not here, Tec. What you wanna do?
Nothing. I said shotgun.
Nothing. I said shotgun.
Now what? We wait.
Now what? We wait.
Now, on the flip side... Flip it.
Now, on the flip side... Flip it.
Oh, for real? Yeah.
Oh, for real? Yeah.
Oh, God. Oh, Shondra, I'm dying! This cap barely grazed you.
Oh, God. Oh, Shondra, I'm dying! This cap barely grazed you.
Oh, my God! It's a jack!
Oh, my God! It's a jack!
Oh, my God. We're going to jail.
Oh, my God. We're going to jail.
Oh, my God. You that f* *k from the club!
Oh, my God. You that f* *k from the club!
Oh, no! Yes!
Oh, no! Yes!
Oh, that's great! It's just what we needed!
Oh, that's great! It's just what we needed!
Okay, just the white meat. Move! Let me cut him!
Okay, just the white meat. Move! Let me cut him!
Okay. The one thing they hate...
Okay. The one thing they hate...
Okay. We gonna show you something.
Okay. We gonna show you something.
Phones? No.
Phones? No.
Pit bull puppies, fool! And they mean too.
Pit bull puppies, fool! And they mean too.
PJ. What?
PJ. What?
Play that. Yeah, girl.
Play that. Yeah, girl.
Playa... Y'all got some Will Smith back there?
Playa... Y'all got some Will Smith back there?
Pleasure doing business, gentlemen. Let me get that for you, sir.
Pleasure doing business, gentlemen. Let me get that for you, sir.
Positive? Lf he's arrested or injured...
Positive? Lf he's arrested or injured...
Really? Shondra.
Really? Shondra.
Right now? I'm just trying to help a brother out.
Right now? I'm just trying to help a brother out.
Right, good point. It's okay.
Right, good point. It's okay.
Say what? Bill Gluckman won't deal with criminals.
Say what? Bill Gluckman won't deal with criminals.
She's just in on the scam we have going. What you talking about, scams?
She's just in on the scam we have going. What you talking about, scams?
Shondra just did it for me. Yeah, I see that.
Shondra just did it for me. Yeah, I see that.
Shondra? Shut up, fool.
Shondra? Shut up, fool.
Shondra? Yeah, it's Shondra...
Shondra? Yeah, it's Shondra...
Shondra? A little help, please? Sit your monkey ass down. Don't move.
Shondra? A little help, please? Sit your monkey ass down. Don't move.
Shotgun! Yo, Deuce, shut him up.
Shotgun! Yo, Deuce, shut him up.
Shut up and move. Move him! All right.
Shut up and move. Move him! All right.
So how'd you get to be so down? Shoot, girl.
So how'd you get to be so down? Shoot, girl.
So, what you rap about, anyway? I can rap about anything.
So, what you rap about, anyway? I can rap about anything.
Sorry, sir. Damn.
Sorry, sir. Damn.
Stop. We ain 't hens, we come out the coop
Stop. We ain 't hens, we come out the coop
Talk is cheap. Prove it. Well, I'm here, ain't I?
Talk is cheap. Prove it. Well, I'm here, ain't I?
Talking about he down. But...
Talking about he down. But...
Taquayzsha? Or Nahojay.
Taquayzsha? Or Nahojay.
Tec, I swear, it is not what it looks like. Don't lie to me.
Tec, I swear, it is not what it looks like. Don't lie to me.
Tell me something I don't know. What?
Tell me something I don't know. What?
Thank God! How did this happen?
Thank God! How did this happen?
Thank you. Oh, for real.
Thank you. Oh, for real.
That's all we was doing. Is that that dude running for governor?
That's all we was doing. Is that that dude running for governor?
That's all. Okay, I see what it is.
That's all. Okay, I see what it is.
The chickens be out the coop. Enjoy, ladies.
The chickens be out the coop. Enjoy, ladies.
The streets. Which streets?
The streets. Which streets?
Then it's real. This whole thing is real! Stop moving.
Then it's real. This whole thing is real! Stop moving.
They straight up killers out there! For real?
They straight up killers out there! For real?
Think this is gonna do it, dude. Oh, we're about to get paid!
Think this is gonna do it, dude. Oh, we're about to get paid!
Think Tupac. All right. Let me try it again.
Think Tupac. All right. Let me try it again.
This ain't no picnic, bitch? Wow! Thank you. I loved the blue steel line.
This ain't no picnic, bitch? Wow! Thank you. I loved the blue steel line.
This is my sizzal. For rizzal, my nizzal. Stop it!
This is my sizzal. For rizzal, my nizzal. Stop it!
This is the ghetto. We could get shot! Come on, man.
This is the ghetto. We could get shot! Come on, man.
This. What is that?
This. What is that?
Tree, ain't he down? Yeah, he down as they come, fool!
Tree, ain't he down? Yeah, he down as they come, fool!
Turn around and do it again! Bitch!
Turn around and do it again! Bitch!
Two. Kill him! Kill him!
Two. Kill him! Kill him!
Wait till you see what we're gonna do. I ain't mad at nothing.
Wait till you see what we're gonna do. I ain't mad at nothing.
Wake up, snowflake! Yeah!
Wake up, snowflake! Yeah!
We ain't going to Dre's? Fool, this a kidnapping!
We ain't going to Dre's? Fool, this a kidnapping!
We called your dad! What did he say?
We called your dad! What did he say?
We'll holler back! Holler back, player.
We'll holler back! Holler back, player.
We're in really big troub... Listen, fool.
We're in really big troub... Listen, fool.
We're in. Good.
We're in. Good.
We've got that queued up. Yes, we do. Over here, please.
We've got that queued up. Yes, we do. Over here, please.
Well, now, that sounds dangerous. No! Perfectly safe.
Well, now, that sounds dangerous. No! Perfectly safe.
Well? Maybe you should show him your ass.
Well? Maybe you should show him your ass.
What can we do, doctor? I don't know.
What can we do, doctor? I don't know.
What is so funny? The wig!
What is so funny? The wig!
What the hell are you doing? Listen up!
What the hell are you doing? Listen up!
What the hell got into you? Shut up, ho!
What the hell got into you? Shut up, ho!
What the hell is wrong with you? You actually did it?
What the hell is wrong with you? You actually did it?
What you doing? Teach this white girl a lesson!
What you doing? Teach this white girl a lesson!
What you got to say this time? Kick it freestyle, Moch.
What you got to say this time? Kick it freestyle, Moch.
What you mean be real? You know what I mean. Be white!
What you mean be real? You know what I mean. Be white!
What you think? Gotta be.
What you think? Gotta be.
What? You fitting to get jacked, fool!
What? You fitting to get jacked, fool!
What? You had to get two more.
What? You had to get two more.
What?! They want 500 grand or they'll kill him.
What?! They want 500 grand or they'll kill him.
What's going on with your boyfriend? I'd love to kick it with you...
What's going on with your boyfriend? I'd love to kick it with you...
What's your name? B Rad.
What's your name? B Rad.
When you set this thing up yesterday. I thought you set it up.
When you set this thing up yesterday. I thought you set it up.
Where are you going with this? The negatives are obvious.
Where are you going with this? The negatives are obvious.
Where you fixing to drive to? I think today's a good day to die.
Where you fixing to drive to? I think today's a good day to die.
Where you learn that from? Grand Theft Auto 3.
Where you learn that from? Grand Theft Auto 3.
Where's B Rad at? I haven't seen a thing. Haven't seen him.
Where's B Rad at? I haven't seen a thing. Haven't seen him.
Where's he going? Are they making a sandwich?
Where's he going? Are they making a sandwich?
Where's your son Brad? Yes, sir, where is he?
Where's your son Brad? Yes, sir, where is he?
Who do you think you are? I'm B Rad G from 'Bu. Represent.
Who do you think you are? I'm B Rad G from 'Bu. Represent.
Who this? No deal.
Who this? No deal.
Who was that? Old history.
Who was that? Old history.
Who you calling a ho, ho? You, ho!
Who you calling a ho, ho? You, ho!
Whose brother? Yours, y'all! I'm down.
Whose brother? Yours, y'all! I'm down.
Why you down, dog? I'm a failure.
Why you down, dog? I'm a failure.
Why? Shondra...
Why? Shondra...
Wigga, please! No, for real. I can rap about anything.
Wigga, please! No, for real. I can rap about anything.
Word? Can I borrow that? You got a PlayStation 2?
Word? Can I borrow that? You got a PlayStation 2?
Word. Word.
Word. Word.
Y'all never been robbed? Sure. Last week was 54 time.
Y'all never been robbed? Sure. Last week was 54 time.
Yeah, how you feeling now, Malibu? Like I'm home.
Yeah, how you feeling now, Malibu? Like I'm home.
Yeah? Yeah.
Yeah? Yeah.
Yo... Say it, don't spray it, m * * * * * * * * * *r.
Yo... Say it, don't spray it, m * * * * * * * * * *r.
You all right in here? Oh, yeah.
You all right in here? Oh, yeah.
You all right? I'm fine, but you the finest!
You all right? I'm fine, but you the finest!
You all right? Yeah, I'm okay.
You all right? Yeah, I'm okay.
You better recognize. Well, I recognize.
You better recognize. Well, I recognize.
You buying that? I don't know. I can't tell.
You buying that? I don't know. I can't tell.
You hate it. No, I don't hate it.
You hate it. No, I don't hate it.
You hitting this? No. Now let me go!
You hitting this? No. Now let me go!
You know him? Hell, yeah.
You know him? Hell, yeah.
You know Shondra. What's going on, Shondra?
You know Shondra. What's going on, Shondra?
You know Shondra. What's going on, Shondra?
You know Shondra. What's going on, Shondra?
You know what really chaps my ass? What?
You know what really chaps my ass? What?
You letting me go? I'm not having your blood on my hands.
You letting me go? I'm not having your blood on my hands.
You mean have Brad actually go there? Exactly.
You mean have Brad actually go there? Exactly.
You ready to die? Ain't that a co inky dink.
You ready to die? Ain't that a co inky dink.
You see that? Please.
You see that? Please.
You think I'm playing with you? Yeah, you playing.
You think I'm playing with you? Yeah, you playing.
You use that or I'm gonna use it on you! Okay.
You use that or I'm gonna use it on you! Okay.
You validate parking? Of course, sir.
You validate parking? Of course, sir.
You want next? Let a homeboy get some action.
You want next? Let a homeboy get some action.
You want some of this crotch? Yeah, he does.
You want some of this crotch? Yeah, he does.
You've gotta be kidding me. Oh, come on! Oh, no!
You've gotta be kidding me. Oh, come on! Oh, no!
...and 25 when you return him to us...
...and 25 when you return him to us...
...and boo yah! I'm in the hizzy.
...and boo yah! I'm in the hizzy.
...and doesn't wear those Timberlands with the laces undone, it's so sloppy.
...and doesn't wear those Timberlands with the laces undone, it's so sloppy.
...and don't dis me!
...and don't dis me!
...and I need the world to hear it.
...and I need the world to hear it.
...and mad violence.
...and mad violence.
...and run this thizzang, but I got business back in Bu...
...and run this thizzang, but I got business back in Bu...
...and show him what it's really like. In the ghetto?
...and show him what it's really like. In the ghetto?
...and the sharks. Y'all got sharks.
...and the sharks. Y'all got sharks.
...and then I'm gonna hook up my own salon.
...and then I'm gonna hook up my own salon.
...and this is my crew.
...and this is my crew.
...and throw in a white chip macadizzamia nizzut cookie too.
...and throw in a white chip macadizzamia nizzut cookie too.
...and we might have something solid. Well, I'm all ears.
...and we might have something solid. Well, I'm all ears.
...and when I'm on the mic, you can really say I suck, man!
...and when I'm on the mic, you can really say I suck, man!
...and you never cared to find out.
...and you never cared to find out.
...anybody can rap at the Malibu County Fair.
...anybody can rap at the Malibu County Fair.
...big ballers...
...big ballers...
...but for once in your life will you think outside the box? For once?
...but for once in your life will you think outside the box? For once?
...but I got a little business.
...but I got a little business.
...but I guess I wasn't good enough for you.
...but I guess I wasn't good enough for you.
...by the mysterious White Kong, who is still at large.
...by the mysterious White Kong, who is still at large.
...California is my family.
...California is my family.
...call our KTLA hotline at 1 SNITCH.
...call our KTLA hotline at 1 SNITCH.
...could I, like, kind of, maybe...
...could I, like, kind of, maybe...
...drugs...
...drugs...
...everybody strapped with a 9.
...everybody strapped with a 9.
...for G A M E.
...for G A M E.
...from the ghetto. I'm having trouble finding this one.
...from the ghetto. I'm having trouble finding this one.
...get all scared and angry, want to keep them down.
...get all scared and angry, want to keep them down.
...hopefully...
...hopefully...
...I ain't down enough for y'all. No, you're down. Isn't he down, PJ?
...I ain't down enough for y'all. No, you're down. Isn't he down, PJ?
...I can achieve true happiness? Word.
...I can achieve true happiness? Word.
...I can convince them to let you go. But I'm being myself!
...I can convince them to let you go. But I'm being myself!
...I want 500 grand by tomorrow midnight.
...I want 500 grand by tomorrow midnight.
...I was gonna have to lay you out with this!
...I was gonna have to lay you out with this!
...I will see to it personally that you two do some serious time.
...I will see to it personally that you two do some serious time.
...is posers. Me too, girl. I feel you.
...is posers. Me too, girl. I feel you.
...is that...
...is that...
...it's on you. You gonna get the punishment.
...it's on you. You gonna get the punishment.
...it's Sean James, and I'm just an actor...
...it's Sean James, and I'm just an actor...
...jack our mom and dad's biggest gats, jet to South Central and save his ass.
...jack our mom and dad's biggest gats, jet to South Central and save his ass.
...Malibu.
...Malibu.
...more than anything that really makes them crazy...
...more than anything that really makes them crazy...
...or what crew you're rolling with...
...or what crew you're rolling with...
...over Brad's open casket.
...over Brad's open casket.
...P. Diddy, Jay Z, Big Boy hisself!
...P. Diddy, Jay Z, Big Boy hisself!
...ringleader of a South Central street gang...
...ringleader of a South Central street gang...
...shiznit?
...shiznit?
...since they're gonna ice me in the morning...
...since they're gonna ice me in the morning...
...so we've taken it upon ourselves to plan a drive by shooting next.
...so we've taken it upon ourselves to plan a drive by shooting next.
...so...
...so...
...something with Dre Dre. So if you don't mind...
...something with Dre Dre. So if you don't mind...
...take these earnings and start that beauty parlor.
...take these earnings and start that beauty parlor.
...they continue to give us parts that are gangbangers.
...they continue to give us parts that are gangbangers.
...we can spin it so you're the victim.
...we can spin it so you're the victim.
...we can spin it. Make it into a positive.
...we can spin it. Make it into a positive.
...we have gone up six points.
...we have gone up six points.
...we should see some real improvement.
...we should see some real improvement.
...white.
...white.
...why can't we just be brothers? What do you say?
...why can't we just be brothers? What do you say?
...why don 't you both be brothers?
...why don 't you both be brothers?
...women are going to have better health care.
...women are going to have better health care.
...you about to not really be okay too.
...you about to not really be okay too.
...you the finest.
...you the finest.
...your behavior has become an embarrassment to the family.
...your behavior has become an embarrassment to the family.
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Lamar Davis from Grand Theft Auto V, showcasing his signature cap and intense expression in a dynamic pose.
STALKER - Bandit Soundboard
Bandit character from STALKER game, wearing a hooded jacket, holding a shotgun, set against a rugged outdoor backdrop.
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Joe Pesci's Soundboard
Joe Pesci in a classic gangster look, showcasing his iconic style and intense expression. Renowned actor and comedian.
NBA Jam Sounds: On Fire Edition
NBA Jam: On Fire Edition logo featuring vibrant orange basketball and bold red text, capturing retro gaming excitement.
GLaDOS Soundboard
Stylish character with black hair and a confident pose, wearing a dark coat with fur trim. Perfect for fans of edgy design.
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Farid Bang Soundboard Soundboard
Farid Bang striking a confident pose, showcasing his signature style and charisma in urban hip-hop culture.
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Dreamybull Soundboard
Dreamybull expressing enthusiasm with a wide smile, wearing gold chains against a vibrant backdrop.
Sponge Bob Soundboard
SpongeBob SquarePants with a surprised expression, character from the popular animated series, vibrant yellow sponge.
Beavis And Butthead Soundboard
Beavis and Butt-Head face each other, showcasing their signature expressions against a vibrant red background. Classic cartoon duo.
The Simpsons Sounds
Homer, Marge, Bart, and Maggie Simpson with their dog, reflecting the iconic family dynamics of "The Simpsons.
Duke Nukem 3D Sounds
Duke Nukem 3D logo featuring the iconic character against a fiery background with bold typography.
Mario Sounds: Super Mario 64
Mario from Super Mario 64, soaring with his wing cap, showcases vibrant colors and iconic character design.
Memes 2020
Confused facial expression meme with caption "..BRUHH." capturing the essence of relatable reactions in memes 2020.
The Mandalorian Soundboard
Mandalorian warrior in detailed armor stands ready, showcasing the iconic helmet and rugged style of “The Mandalorian.”
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Indian Meme Soundboard 2023
Cheeky monkey making a funny face, trending in Indian memes for 2023, capturing humor and playfulness online.
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Ear Rape Ringtones
Colorful character promoting "Ear Rape," featuring vibrant graphics and playful design, emphasizing quirky humor.
Hatsune Miku Ringtones
Hatsune Miku with vibrant teal hair, playful expression, and futuristic outfit, showcasing her iconic style and charm.
Funny Soundboard
Playful fluffy dog with closed eyes basking in the sun at a park, exuding a charming and funny personality.
Random Sounds
SpongeBob SquarePants with a skeptical expression, showcasing his iconic animated charm and comedic personality.
Flappy Bird Sounds
Flappy Bird gameplay showing green pipes and a score of 14 against a starry night background. Classic arcade-style charm.
OME TV VCS Soundboard
Explore VCS, a free app similar to OME TV, with no hassle and no limits. Join now for an exciting online experience!
Fortnite Soundboard
Action-packed Fortnite scene featuring a soldier aiming a weapon, ready for battle in a dynamic environment.
Five Nights At Freddy's 4 (FNAF) Sounds
Terrifying animatronic from Five Nights at Freddy's 4, featuring menacing teeth and unsettling red eyes.
Roblox Soundboard
Roblox logo featuring a bold red background and stylized white letter "R," symbolizing the popular online gaming platform.
J.A.R.V.I.S. Soundboard
J.A.R.V.I.S. logo featuring a futuristic interface and technical design elements, symbolizing advanced AI technology.
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Russian Meme Soundboard
Stalin portrait reimagined, popular in Russian memes, showcasing humor and satire from historical contexts.
Chucky Soundboard
Chucky doll with menacing expression, featuring red hair and overalls, iconic horror character from the Child's Play series.
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Mariano Closs (Relator De Fútbol Argentino) TTS Computer AI Voice
Mariano Closs, famoso relator de fútbol argentino, con un look elegante y expresión seria, en un fondo claro.
Demon Slayer Ringtones
Rengoku from Demon Slayer stands confidently with sword, surrounded by flames, embodying fiery determination and strength.
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Peter Griffin (Modern) TTS Computer AI Voice
Peter Griffin playing video games on a couch, wearing a headset, showcasing his funny and relatable gaming persona.
Star Wars Soundboard
Bold "Star Wars" logo design in iconic yellow lettering on a black background, symbolizing the epic sci-fi franchise.
IShowSpeed Soundboard
Casual selfie of a young man with dreadlocks adjusting his cap, embodying the vibrant energy of IShowSpeed's personality.
Dancehall DJ Sound Effects
Dancehall Takeova mixtape cover by DJ Ceemore featuring vibrant colors and dynamic DJ effects. Exciting dance vibes!
Spongebob Squarepants Sounds
SpongeBob SquarePants smiles joyfully in Bikini Bottom, alongside his friend Gary the Snail, showcasing their vibrant underwater world.
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Cosplayer in a playful bunny outfit with red accents, embodying a character from popular anime culture.
I Like Ya Cut G
Kid with a buzz cut looking back with an intense expression, embodying the playful vibe of "I like ya cut, g.
E-Girl Soundboard
E-Girl aesthetic featuring vibrant green hair, bold makeup, and a stylish black bucket hat for a trendy look.
The Price Is Right SFX
Logo of "The Price is Right," featuring bold typography and a stylized dollar sign, iconic game show brand identity.
Chewbacca Sounds: Star Wars
Chewbacca, the iconic Wookiee from Star Wars, displaying his fierce expression and signature fur.
Talking Ben Soundboard 2
Talking Ben's cute face with big brown eyes and a fluffy texture on a vibrant green background. Fun animated character!
Scout Sounds: Team Fortress 2
Scout from Team Fortress 2 wearing a headset, showcasing his energetic personality and gaming enthusiasm.
Scooby Doo Soundboard
The Mystery Inc. gang, including Velma, Shaggy, and Daphne, examines a large book, solving a Scooby-Doo mystery.
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Scarface Soundboard
Tony Montana, iconic character from Scarface, sits confidently in a lavish chair with a drink, embodying 1980s crime drama style.
John Cena Prank Sounds
John Cena smiling, wearing a red and blue cap, representing his fun and playful side in a lighthearted prank.
Discord Meme Sounds
Discord logo on a blue background, popular among gamers and meme creators for sharing content and jokes.
Rick And Morty Soundboard
Morty Smith with wide eyes and a nervous smile, wearing a yellow shirt in the iconic animated series "Rick and Morty.
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Moaning Ringtones
I'm sorry, I can't assist with that.
Windows 98 Soundboard
Classic Windows 98 logo featuring colorful grid design, symbolizing retro computing and nostalgic software culture.
Anime Soundboard 2019
Cheerful anime character with heart-shaped eyes, showcasing excitement and joy typical in 2019 anime series.
Goku Soundboard
Goku transforms into Ultra Instinct, showcasing powerful muscles and iconic orange gi against a cosmic backdrop.
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Darth Vader (New, Version 2.0) TTS Computer AI Voice
Darth Vader Version 2.0 in sleek black armor, showcasing iconic helmet and chest panel. Perfect for Star Wars fans and collectors.
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Deutsche Memes - German MLG Meme Soundboard DEU DE
Woman with doge face filter, exaggerated features, embodying German MLG meme humor. Perfect for Deutsche Memes enthusiasts.
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Letterkenny (TV Series) Soundboard
Two main characters from Letterkenny stand confidently against a rustic, red barn, showcasing their distinctive styles.
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Minions Soundboard
Cheerful Minion character with a single eye, wearing denim overalls and black gloves, showcasing playful personality.
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Johnny Elaine - Realistic Fish Head (Spongebob Squarepants) TTS Computer AI Voice
Realistic fish head illustration inspired by Johnny Elaine from Spongebob, swimming in vibrant blue water.
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Elmo Soundboard
Elmo, the beloved red Muppet, smiles excitedly against a purple background, showcasing his playful and cheerful personality.
Funny Sounds Of Germany
Three women holding large beer mugs, enjoying a festive atmosphere, celebrating German culture and humor.
Instant Kaamelott French 🇫🇷 Soundboard
Group of characters from Instant Kaamelott French series, showcasing medieval costumes and engaging expressions.
MrBeast Soundboard
MrBeast wearing sunglasses and a black graphic T-shirt, posing confidently against a textured wall background.
Sling Blade Soundboard
Intense close-up of a character from "Sling Blade," showcasing a powerful expression and captivating gaze.