The Big Lebowski Soundboard Edit

A firearm during league play. If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of the leagues bylaws and also Article 27 of the league.

A Leads or leads? Yeah, sure.

A problem. We need your help. And uh, well, we would very much like to see you.

A refill. Yeah, the Pope shit in the woods.

A trip down a cloud and fell late, miles high, I told my man on a jagged sky.

A wiser fella than myself once said,

A worthy somebody. Is this him with the Nancy? Indeed, that is Mr. Lebowski with the First Lady? Yes. Was taken when Mrs. Reagan.

A. Papers. Just papers. You know my papers. Business papers.

About a year ago and the couches told me I should show her this. Why, father?

About the Biennale, look, I have to take this, do you still have that?

About the time of our conflict with Saddam and the Iraqis.

Absolutely fucking 20 grand. Fuck weed. You said you just wanted to come along.

Across the sands of time until we...

After come on, it's just, hey man, it's smoky. So his toes slipped over a little. You know, it's just a game.

After effects?

After she's been heard that kidnapping story. So save it. I know you.

After that the peace away.

After you've let them go, I know that.

Against an embodiment. Ohh man lodged where you're lucky.

Against Kuwait. On the range I belong. Long drifting along with the tumbling. Tom Ball we.

Ah, nice marmot.

Ah.

Ah.

All dude ever wanted was his rug back and I greet him. Really tied the room together.

All I know you remember Oli. He's a musician used to have a group autobahn look. In my LP they released one album, the late 70s.

All right, situation. They abandoned the vehicle once they hit the retaining wall.

All right, this is pointless.

All right! Way to go, Donny!

All right.

All right. So he says my wife are paying me. She's always busting my freaking agates.

All that you know, I could never. Be alone.

Alright dude, I got to thinking. I got to thinking, why should we settle for a measly fucking 20 grand?

Alright dudes, car got a little danger. We didn't make the fucking handoff, man. They didn't get the fucking money.

Alright, it's fucking 0.

Alright, OK, just just slip the rent under my door.

Also whenever these guys call.

Also, dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American please.

Also, whenever these guys call or if it's during a game.

Alter subject the Dude actually is.

Alter your fucking asshole, dude.

Am I wrong, man? They were nihilists, man. They kept saying they believe in nothing.

Am I wrong?

Am I wrong? No, you're not wrong.

Am I wrong? Yeah, but OK then ohh.

An asshole? OK then. Play Quintana and O'Brien next week. They should be pushover.

An empty man. The asshole was hoping that they would kill her.

And a dude. Yes, all but one man died there.

And a good day to you, Sir.

And blaming me, You know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, this could be a a lot more a. Are complex. I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple, you know.

And bowling. And as a surfer, he explored the beaches of Southern California from La Jolla. The Leo Carrillo and. Up to Pismo.

And canopy jungle. I mean, I was a foot soldier for whereas this thing should. Yeah, should be a piece of cake.

And chop, chop. Well, that Walter, I love you. But sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact you're God damn moron. OK, dude.

And even if he's a lazy man,

And even if he's a lazy man. And the dude was most certainly that.

And I am sorry about that crack on the.

And I don't care what you're trying to get from the husband.

And I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gilbert and I will be submitting this to the league and asking them to set aside the realm. I don't know, maybe forf...

And I would like my undies babe.

And I'm not even bruised anymore. Ohh please Jeffrey, I don't want to be responsible for any delayed after effects. Steve.

And in English, too.

And in the middle of a movie? What's up, Walter? What's the point, man? There's no real.

And it's not here. Yeah, yeah, that on the report. Sorry.

And kick your ass out, man. Come on. I had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.

And likes, but the TV's in here.

And look at it, you know, young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know she.

And not the victim. I'm telling you, I got pretty definitive evidence from who.

And see. After effect see.

And so. Theodore Donald Karabatsos.

And spoil. What's your drink, dude? Like Russian? Thanks.

And stay away from my special from my fucking lady friend, man.

And takes youngsters from Watts. Should yeah, the achiever.

And that's cool. That's that's cool.

And that's the Dude,

And that's the dude. And Los Angeles.

And the Dude was most certainly that,

And the Dude, Man, your name's Lebowski. Lebowski.

And the friends and ain't never seen no queen in her damn Dundies, the fellow says.

And the fucking money. And we know that this is your homework. Cut your.

And then I umm, you heard the Seattle 7. Umm, that was me. And six other guys.

And then Ohh music business briefly. Yeah, Roddy from Metallica. Speed of sound tour. Hmm. Bunch of assholes.

And then you know a little of this, little of that.

And there was a... uh...

And they pee on your fucking rug. Am I wrong? No. Am I wrong?

And they say he ran away. Brandon.

And this is pretty good ohh wonderful woman we were very happy to these are.

And was there anything of value in the car? Oh.

And we got a nice quiet little beach community here and I aim to keep it nice and quiet.

And what do you do, Sir?

And who the hell is he? Who am I? Who am I? I'm kind. It's gonna kick your phony. Go brick and ass. That's who I am.

And without joy, Oh no.

And you know Limberg, and I'm very fucking close to your father's money.

And your bullshit money? You thought that Bunny had been kidnapping. You were fucking glad, man. You could use it as a.

And. I'm perfectly calm, dude.

Anna. That creep can roll, man.

Another Caucasian Gary, right?

Another rock Don't fuck with us.

Another toe. I hear the card. That wasn't.

Any further harm visited upon Bunny

Any issue here? I hope that someday my wife will learn to live on her allowance, which is ample, But if she?

Any Semite? I guess I don't fuck you. I fuck you. I fuck you. I fuck you.

Anymore. Take a woman like you, OK? The man in.

Anything in my life, you stay away from me, Walter.

Arab Shabas what?

Arab Shabas. What Arab Shabas I can't drive.

Are these the Nazis, Walker?

Are wrong? No. Am I wrong? Yeah, but.

Are you employed, Mr. Lebowski?

Are you gonna find these guys or you?

Are you sure he won't mind?

Are you surprised at my tear, Sir?

Are you talking about me and the carrier? What's in the fucking carrier?

Are. You're lucky they left the tape deck though. And the Credence.

Arthur Digby Sellers. Have you ever heard of a little show called Branded Dude?

As you can see. It is a ransom note. We.

Ashland, Lincoln. Buy pancakes.

Asian American, please, Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here. This is a guy.

Ask him about the car, man. Is this yours, Larry? Is this your homework?

Ask you to leave, lady. I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant. I'm out of here.

Ask yourself, why can't you board it? First of all, dude, you don't have an axe.

At least that was a handle his loving parents gave him. And he never had much use for himself.

At your God damn moron. OK dude, no time to argue.

Away from my fucking lady friend. Hey, hey, I'm not messing with your special lady, She.

Back there. The whole fucking thing is nothing but nothing about oil, which I personally hear too.

Barilla. Yeah, it's a good one.

Be a pushover. We'll get that fucking $1,000,000 back if he hasn't spent it already.

Be a series of victimless crimes? What the talking about the fucking toe?

Be the abductor. Well, yeah, look.

Because he took my rug. Forget it, Donnie. You're out of your element, Walter The.

Because I still get to keep the rust from making the handle, yeah?

Because now you bummed. Let me tell you something else I've seen.

Because the whole world gone crazy. About the only one around here gives a shit about the role.

Because they have to do with Vietnam. What the fuck are you talking about, dude, I'm.

Because this obviously, you're not a golfer.

Beckies only mention that because sometimes there's a man. Ohh say hero. Because what's a hero?

Been going, you know, strikes and gutters, Ups and downs.

Before his time. And your wisdom, Lord, you took him. As you took so many bright, flowering young men at Cason that lawn dock and hill 364.

Before it. Sorry you got to get in on the other side.

Better, man. Forget about it. Yeah, fuck it, man. Can't be worried about that shit. Life goes on, man. Home.

Beyond pacifism, he's fragile. Very fragile.

Big deck, though, or the Credence?

Big, Big Day.

Billionaire. That's fucking interesting, man. That's fucking interesting.

Blathering about. I'll tell you what I'm blathering about. I've got information, man. New shit has come to light.

Blood might pass out. Ohh, you're doing fine.

Blurry. Is this your homework? Claret your car out front. Is this your homework?

Bobowski. Your wife is Bunny.

Bond Love me.

Bond love.

Bonnie Lebowski, man. Her real name is Fawn Canuteson.

Borrow or got two sets down, take a risk on the 4th.

Both things stinks to high heaven. Yeah, right. But but let me explain something about the rug. Do you like?

Bought the fucking car last week. Come on, man.

Bowski, wait, wait. Let me let me explain something to you.

Boy, Oh no. Oh yes. That's Lebowski.

Bring it and find it difficult to say. Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his Dick or his rod or his Johnson.

Bringing dude. Thank you, Donny.

Bro, you having you crazy fuck.

Bro. But sometimes there's a man, and I'm talking about the dude here.

Brother Shamus. Brother Shamus.

Brown. Robin. Am I wrong? Yeah, but I was. Am I wrong?

Bucks almost five. I got $18.00.

Bug is your problem, just as every Bump's lot in life is his own responsibility, regardless of who he chooses to play in.

Bullshit. Walter Market 8, dude.

Bully game smoking.

Bummer. Ah. This is a bummer, man. That's. That's a bummer.

Bummer. Brad will freely and on the detail.

Bummer. This is a bummer, man. That's.

Busting my freaking agates. My daughter's married towards your rules of bastard. I gotta run.

But he didn't do very well at it. Ohh, he's a, you know.

But he never asked for it back. The 1,000,000 bucks was never in the briefcase. The briefcase was fucking empty, man.

But it was not his to give now. Your face.

But not fucking a this guy peed on it.

But nothing about it indicates the nail Polish.

But sometimes there's a man

But then again, maybe that's why I found the place don't turn interested.

But they're amateurs.

But we were very happy to. These are ohh, those are Mr. Lebowski's children, so.

But what the fuck you thinking, man? You're right, dude. I got to thinking.

But you get out, both of you.

But you get out, both of you. Look at that fucking phony dude pretending to be a fucking millionaire out of this.

But you might know that man, Why would I? She only ran.

But.

By Who is He? Knox. Harrington. The Video Arts?

Call for you, Dude

Call for you, dude.

Call them up and explain it through. The multi year plan is so fucking simple and little fucking understand it. That's the beauty of it. Wooden bridge.

Can they do there a bunch of fucking amateurs? And meanwhile look at the bottom line.

Can't drive. Man, I'm not supposed to pick up. The phone wasn't emergency this.

Can't drive. Man.

Can't even sit down. You know me, I can't complain.

Capture right? You might do it, Jay.

Carl Hungus.

Chamber of Commerce Business Achiever Award,

Charge of scheduling Walder Burkhalter. I told that.

Charge was true.

Chelsea, I'd like to see you call when you get home and I'll send a car for you. My name is Maude.

Child. OK, yeah, OK. But let me let me explain something about the dude.

China. Ohh yeah yes. I don't like her.

Christ receptacle, God damn it.

Christian. Love big. Las Vegas. Happy.

Chuck. In fact, he met privately with the president, though unfortunately there wasn't enough time for a photo opportunity. Math is pretty.

Civic ohh. That's the Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce Business Achiever Award, which is given ohh, not necessarily given every year. Given only when there's a worthy somebody is this.

Clams or whatever you call them. Yeah, but but what about my?

Cocktail. No thanks.

Combat the man in the black pajamas, dude.

Come back, man. He's had enough. He no longer digs her. It's all a show of.

Come from that. Then there was a lot about the dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me, and a lot about where he lived likewise.

Come in. Yes, yes. Thank you.

Come inside. Same thing.

Come on you, are you? Just take it easy.

Come on, dude, you said so yourself, man, I said. I thought she kidnapped herself. You're the one who's so fucking certain, that's right.

Come on, dude. Hey, fuck it, man. Let's go bowling.

Come on, man, help me put him back in his chair.

Come on, man. So if I can't find your money. What's in it for the dog?

Come on, we're ending this thing. Cheat man. No. What's mine is mine. Come on.

Come on, you.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Put him down, man. Yeah.

Come on. I'm Jackie Treehorn.

Comma arguing. Hey, man.

Computers. You know what? Yeah, yeah, I get it. Fuck off, Defino.

Condolences! The bums lost!

Confident to us. So like I say, just thought, you know, fair warning.

Connect this This is not a worthy time, Sir.

Connie. Phones ringing dude.

Converted when I'm married. Cynthia. Come on, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know this.

Could be. Mr. Treehorn tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party. That you were drunk and abusive.

Could you change the channel? Fuck you, man. You like my fucking music? Get your own fucking cab. I have.

Could you slide your shorts down, Mr. Lebowski, please?

Couldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck, though. Or the credence.

Course of inspiration, sweetie. Sit down. This man is the police. Ohh. No ma'am, we didn't.

Court, we know that you stole a car and the fucking money and the fucking money and.

Crashed into the mountain. Look, man, come on, who are you going to believe those guys are?

Curation fraction and examine your standing. Thank you.

Cut my Dick off. Now that is just ridiculous, dude.

Cut off your Johnson. Just. That Labosky you're.

Dad Labosky, you're Bigley Panties. Jump on it, Dance conversion.

Damn right I'm living in the fucking past! I... Jesus.

Daniela Bowski.

Danny. If you want it is no dream.

Danny. Whereas what we have here. Watch a fig eaters wearing towels on their head trying to find reverse on a Soviet tank. That's.

Darkness washed over the dude.

Days, et cetera. Umm, very impressive.

Deadbeat Lebowski, you're not dealing with morons here.

Deals me. Oh my.

Definitely not around. Hey, yeah, maybe you and me could pool our resources. Trade information, Professional courtesy computers, You know what I mean?

Definitive evidence from who? From the.

Depending on the options, waiting the car Donnie.

Determines who enters the next round Robin. Am I wrong? Yeah.

Dick off. Thank you. Woman on A5. Anything to say about it? Thank you.

Did you?

Did you? What? What?

Didn't get shot, Mr. Lebowski. Ohh, man.

Different mothers? No, they're not, racially.

Dinner for the dead? Of course there's that to discuss a refit.

Do anything, huh? Well, sometimes it's a cathartic No, no.

Do I make myself clear?

Do something else. I've seen a lot of spinels, dude. And this guy's a fake. A fucking Goldberger. Stay away.

Do with you have any kalua?

Do you still have that doctor's number? Ohh. No, really, it's and I'm not even bruised anymore. Ohh.

Do you think he?

Doctor. Oh, Oh yeah. No, no, I haven't yet.

Does he still right? Ohh no no. He has health problems.

Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?

Doesn't make us sad, Sir.

Doing there, dude. Not too good, man.

Don't fuck with us!

Donnie Ohh. Yeah well. You know, sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes you know.

Donnie was a good bowler and a good man.

Donnie, who loved bowling.

Donnie, you're out of your element, dude. The Chinaman is not the issue here. So who?

Donnie, you're out of your element.

Donny who loved bowling.

Donny's Ashes #the dude #annoyed #annoying #ashes

Double back and grab one of them and beat it out of Music goes rolling out of your neck. Did you?

Double Shabas.

Down in the dumps.

Down. Do you wanna drink? Yeah, sure. White Russian.

Driving the car and talking on the phone all by my fuck up dude.

Dude here.

Dude here.

Dude here. Sometimes there's a man. Well. He's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there.

Dude ohh excuse me. Market 0 Next frame.

Dude ohh yeah I know that you will.

Dude, 100% certain they posted the next round of the tournament. Done.

Dude, are you fucking this up?

Dude, don't go away, man. Come on. This affects all of us, man. They're basic freedoms.

Dude, I'm sorry.

Dude, I'm sorry. Fuck, does anything have to do with Vietnam?

Dude, OK, we proceed, but only if there's no funny stuff.

Dude, the bag man, Man, where do you want us to go?

Dude, this is smoking.

Dude, this is smoking. Look, I don't want to be a hard on about this and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just.

Dude, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know this. Yeah. And five fucking years ago you were divorced, So.

Dude, you don't want to know about it. Believe. But Walter, Hell, I'd get you too.

Dude! Dude!

Dude.

Dude.

Dude.

Dude. Back door.

Dude. Darker Than a Black steers Toucas on a Moonless Prairie night. There was no bottom.

Dude. Hey, Marty.

Dude. No dude, that's the name. No one would self apply where I come from.

Dude. Tomorrow's already the 10th.

Dude. Where's Bunny? What?

Duncan, Social Study.

Eastern thing. Far from it.

Easy, man. Relax, man. No physical harm intended.

Electronic. I still jerk off manually.

Employed.

English. I'm sure Obie makes the finals.

Enjoying my coffee.

Enter your right. There is an unspoken message here. It's fuck you, leave me the fuck alone.

Ever bothered to tell us? Well, I guess the fucking nihilist knew where she was.

Ever instructions they give or her life is.

Every fucking tank being Charlie. Eyeball to eyeball, yeah.

Every spirited brand can't watch, though. Are you have to be 100?

Exactly what happened That makes me fucking sick.

Exactly, but all loud. There are some nice folks there.

Exactly. Now what happened to your face? Did Jack.

Excuse me, I said. We'll cut off your Johnson.

Excuse me, mark it zero. Next frame.

Excuse me? Sex. The physical act of love? Coitus. Do you like it?

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Ohh nothing.

Expect them? Ohh no, I'm not that really.

Fabulous stuff, man. I'm not.

Family Restaurant ohh please dear. For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.

Far from it

Far out.

Far out.

Fawn Canuteson Her parents Want her back Story.

Feel very secure. That makes me feel very warm inside.

Feminists that we hate sex. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.

Filipowski on the left. So he's a, you know, ohh, handicapped guy. Mr.

Filter. And it was a pretty good story, don't you think?

First of all, dude, you don't have an access. Secondly, this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can't afford it. It gets upset, it's hair falls out. Walter. Fuck.

First, man, what the fuck are you talking about?

First, there's that to discuss a refill.

Five, anything to say about it? Thank you, Walter. That makes me feel very secure.

Five. I got $18.00. That's fine, it's mine.

For a photo opportunity, this is pretty good. Ohh wonderful.

For a winner, OK, but how does all this add up to an emergency?

For exactly what's really wrong with the cable, That's why they sent me. I'm Alex Book.

For fuck Walter.

For Mr. Lebowski, is that what this is a picture of?

For you. Jerk off. Do I make myself clear? I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. Ohh fucking fascist. Malibu Lubelski. Layout of Malibu Deadbeat. Keep your ugly fucking gold brick and ass out of my beach ...

For, you know, domestic..

Forgive me.

Francis Donnelly, pleased to meet you.

Friends like these Hungary.

Friends like these, Hungary. That's right, dude.

From an auto circus, they're on V4 hours, They're linked is 1035 now.

From fucking CAB. I haven't really worked up this.

From the fucking ashes. But just because we're bereaved doesn't make us safe, Sir.

From who? From the main guy, Oli, Oli.

From you? Yeah. So this is a Mortuary, not a rental house. We're scared.

Fuck are you talking about, huh? Now what the fuck are you? I'm not.

Fuck is that supposed to mean? What the fuck are we gonna tell about Ski, huh?

Fuck the three of you. No, without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules.

Fuck the tournament.

Fuck up. Donny VI, Lenin, Vladimir. Ilyich, Eleanor.

Fuck you in the limo, you son of a bitch. No argument.

Fuck you.

Fuck you. Hey, no. Come on, Walter. Come on. We're ending this thing. Cheat, man.

Fuck you. Lock down your plastic. Got you.

Fuck, what do you say? Where's the handoff?

Fuck.

Fucked here, nothing is fucked. No man.

Fucking A.

Fucking amateur. Well, hey, Walter, will you just shut the fuck up? Don't say peep.

Fucking around, man. OK dude, the bridge is coming up. Give me the ring or chop, chop.

Fucking better. Mind who I am. You shouldn't go in there, dude. He's very angry.

Fucking bitch. Ohh yeah, I am the Walrus.

Fucking bitch. Ohh yeah.

Fucking brat. But I'm sure your goons can get it off them. I mean, he's 15.

Fucking Christ. Crazy, yeah.

Fucking Christ. Crazy. Yeah. Ran away about a year ago.

Fucking cry, baby. So cool that Walter. Hey, look.

Fucking dollars. Am I wrong? Who's got a fucking million fucking dollars sitting in the trunk of our car? Our.

Fucking glad, man. You can use it as an excuse to make some money disappear. All you.

Fucking Goldberger. Stay away from me, Mr.

Fucking Mommy. I'm not gonna. They're gonna kill that poor woman. They're gone.

Fucking nihilists knew where she was. She's a dude. She never even kidnapped herself.

Fucking past I. Jesus. What the hell happened?

Fucking Quintana.

Fucking this up.

Fucking toe. Excuse me, Sir, Could you please keep your voices down? This is a family restaurant.

Fucking turn, dude, man. If my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't you board it?

Fucking watch. That's right, dude. The beauty of this is it's simplicity once.

Fucking years ago, you were divorced. So what do you say? What do you get divorced? You turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being *******?

Fucking.

Fully game smoking.

Funny stuff. Yeah, yeah.

Funny. I can look back on a life of achievement. Challenges met. Competitors bested. Obstacles to overcome.

Gay people.

Get a job, Sir. The bombs will always lose.

Get in and I'll send the limo. I hope you're not avoiding this call because of the rug, which I assure you is not a problem.

Get on. You just met me. You. You human Paraquat.

Get up. You fucked it up. Her life was in our hands, man.

Getting lace? I'll ask you again, Did I urinate on your rug?

Getting Mr. Lebowski OK The old man told me to take any rug in the house.

Give me a call. Kind of your function looking healthier. Funk cooking. She has lingonberry pancakes.

Give me the marker, dude. I'm marking an 8.

Giving her enough, You know she owes money all over town.

Go fucking Brad. You know, this is a very complicated case, mom. A lot of hands, a lot of outs.

God damn wind.

God damn wind. Fuck. God damn it, Walter.

God, they shot him. Man shot. Dude, they shot.

Goes on man. Home sweet home, Mr. Rell.

Going to kill shit. They're not going to do shit. What can they do to a bunch of fucking amateurs and me?

Good afternoon. You see? Nothing's fucked here, dude. Nothing is fucked.

Good man. Those days, yeah.

Good morning. Come and get it.

Good Neighbor Soft, Who is this gentleman dude?

Good rules. His girlfriend gave up her toll. She's.

Good to meet you. Jacobowsky, Alter.

Good, you're coming to a wooden bridge. When you cross the bridge, you throw the bag from the left window of the moving car you'll be.

Good.

Good. Take a woman like you. Do the Man in Man.

Goodnight, sweet Prince.

Goodnight, sweet Prince.

Got a whole lot of money? It's ready to burn. Good. Those stakes are high.

Gotcha.

Grant on the phone. He told me where do I fit in?

Great. Yeah. Your father.

Gun around. Come on, you. Are you just?

Guy Olli Olli Konko Her costar in the Beaver picture.

Handle There is no fucking handoff, man.

Hands down. And report back to us as soon as it's done.

Hands, man. Easy, dude. We're screwed now. We don't get shit. They're gonna.

Hanson Old Duders have fully doesn't have it. Then who does?

Happened. Yes, yes. Ohh. So you know that they were trying to piss on your ride.

Hardy Ackerman brought the fucking Pomeranian bowling.

Has the money. Well, no, not exactly.

Hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir.

Have they called yet? What the hell is this?

Have to take the good with the bad. New technology permits us to do very exciting things and interactive erotic software wave.

Have you ever heard of Vietnam? You're entering a world of pain.

Have you heard of Vietnam?

Have you told Brant on the phone? He told me. Where do I fit in?

He believes in nothing. He believes in nothing, Lebowski, nothing. And to me?

He died... he died as so many men of his generation,

He doesn't care about anything. He's a nihilist.

He doesn't spend it already. Million fucking clams.

He fixes the cable. Don't be fat. She was Jeffrey.

He followed us. When did you start?

He fucked you up. Show me what you got, Nihilist. I Fuck.

He got me out of the way while he looked for it.

He has no money of his own. I know how he likes to present himself. Father's weaknesses, vanity. Hence the slut.

He hung up! You fucked it up! You fucked it up!

He kept the money. My point is, here we are. It's Shabas, the Sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death.

He killed a girl. Yeah. It seems you have forgotten our little deal. The Bosky.

He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In and Out Burger.

He thinks the carpet business didn't. Well, dude, we just don't know.

He told me I know what happened. Yes, yes ohh so.

He's a good man and thorough that that that's thoughtful, but please.

He's a good man and thorough.

He's a nihilist. That must be exhausting.

He's cracking the whole concept of Asian. I mean many learned amount of disputed this but in the 14th century the Rambam he like.

He's cracking.

He's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man. Hey, man.

He's not a First Amendment thing. If you don't calm down, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, lady.

Hello dude, thanks for coming.

Hello Jeffrey, you have not gone to the doctor.

Hello, gentlemen. You are the bereaved.

Hello, Jeffrey.

Her life is in your hands, dude.

Her life was in our hands, man. We're screwed.

Her revolution is over. Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bombs lost.

Here's the kid should be a pushover when you're the in and out burger. What the?

Here's the money. And foam.

Herself. She kidnapped herself, I said. I thought.

Hey Maddy dude, I I finally got. I got the the venue I wanted to.

Hey man, I'm How are you working for Lebowski a Jackie Treehorn?

Hey man.

Hey man. How do you do, dude?

Hey, at least I'm house broken.

Hey, the truth brand. I don't remember most of it.

Hey, this is a private residence, man.

Hey, Walter, come on, it's Smokey.

Hey, what's this day of rest? Shit, What's this bullshit? I don't fucking care. It don't matter to Jesus, but.

Hey. Who's your friend in the Volkswagen, huh? Yeah, he followed us here.

Hi, hello. Minor Dispatches has done something wrong with Donna Kabul.

Hickman. Walter with eight.

His wife goes out and owes money all over town and they pee on my rug. They pee.

Hmm, very impressive. Ohh. Please feel free to inspect them.

Hmm. Anyway, we'll go there after the What have you embraced? The kid should be a pushover.

Hmm. No, no, man, she hit me right here.

Home alone or eats the furniture. I'm watching it while Cynthia Marty Ackerman, we were going through the fucking.

Honey, go Brick and Esquire, man, we know the briefcase was fucking empty. We know you kept the 1,000,000 bucks for yourself.

Hoping that they would kill her, you threw out a ringer for a ringer.

HOW ABOUT YOUR？ はい。

How are you? Listen, Maude. I.

How do you do, dude? I wonder if I see you again.

How do you get around on Shannon? Really, dude, He's surprised. They're.

How much they give you 20 grand man and of.

How was your meeting, Mr. Lebowski?

How we're going to get her back? Where is she? That's the simple part, dude.

How you doin' there, Dude?

How you doing there, dude?

How you urinate on your Rd. I mean, did you personally come and pee on my rug? Hello.

Huh. I'm sorry. Smoking. You were over the line. That's a foul.

Huh. Ohh what do you mean dude? Rug peers did not do this.

Huh. That's a great plan, Walter. That's fucking ingenious. If I understand it correctly, it's this was fucking watch. It's right.

Huh. Yes, I know all about it. And I know that you acted as Courier.

Human paraquat, you figured, ohh, here's a loser you know, a deadbeat, somebody the Square community won't give a shit about.

Husband, That's your business.

I accept your apology.

I am the walrus. That's fucking bitch. Ohh yeah.

I assume this is credit card.

I can get you a toe by 3 pm, with nail polish.

I can't complain. Ohh fucking hey man, I got a rash, man. I got a.

I can't flow that far.

I can't go give him a bill. So what the fuck are you talking about? What the fuck are?

I cannot solve your problem, Sir, Only you can.

I cannot solve your problems, sir, only you can

I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug. Yeah, but no, man, I gotta, you know.

I could do that. If you successfully do so, I will compensate you to the tune of 10% of the recovered sum.

I did not know that.

I didn't legal either. What do you fucking park Ranger now?

I didn't like seeing Donahue.

I dig the way you do business, man.

I don't get along. He doesn't approve of my lifestyle and Needless to say, I don't approve of his How.

I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that.

I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that.

I don't know who is at fault here. What the fuck are you talking about, huh?

I don't know, Sir. Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the cost. Isn't that what makes a man? Umm sure that in the period testicles.

I don't like you jerk off name. I don't like you jerk off face. I don't like you jerk off behavior and I don't like you. Jerk off.

I don't like you jerk off name. I don't like you jerk off face. I don't like you jerk off behavior and I don't like you. Jerk off.

I don't want a partner. In fact, I don't want the father to be someone I have to see socially or who have any interest in raising the child himself.

I Fuck you, Walter. Come on. He's got a sword.

I fucked your fucking ball, man.

I fucked your fucking ball.

I got to tell you, tone man, earlier today I was really feeling shitty, man. Really. Down in the dumps.

I got up so tight I couldn't learn why the saw so much I broke my mind.

I guess that's how the whole darn human comedy

I guess that's the way the whole darned human comedy keeps. Perpetuating itself. Down through the generations. Westward the wagons across the sands of time until we.

I had my foot on the gas as I left the road and blew out my.

I have a really nice look this out and kick your ass out, man.

I have to compensate...

I have to take this Do you still have that doctor's number?

I hope you don't see me. Ragged company.

I I don't know, Sir.

I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

I kill your fucking car!

I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought.

I know that guy.

I know that.

I know you think you're the queen of the underground.

I know. Yeah. How are you? Listen.

I like your style, dude.

I mean quite as I like it too. It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. It can.

I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, dude, at least.

I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, dude.

I mean, we totally fucked it up, man. We fucked up. This payoff.

I might have introduced them for all I know.

I never was any money. The Big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase. So take it up with him, man.

I pushed my soul in a deep, dark hole, and then I followed it in.

I received this fax this morning.

I see you roll your way to the semis.

I see you roll your way to the semis.

I think he's got room for one more one. Ohh. You never went to college. Please.

I think we are kidding, thinking with the funny stuff.

I told that fuck down at the league office who's in charge of scheduling Walter Berkhalter. I told that crowd of fucking thousand times I don't roll on Shabbos, Walter. They already posted it. Well...

I told that fuck down at the league office. Who's in charge of scheduling, Walter?

I told. You fucking know it's been stolen.

I understand. Could you slide your shorts down please?

I want my. Yeah, all right, man. I mean, you know, there are a lot of. Fast. It's to this lot of interested parties.

I was bowling, so you have no frame of reference here, Donnie. You're like a child who wanders in in the middle of a movie and wants it up. Walter.

I was I wrong? Yeah. But I wasn't over.

I watched myself crawling out because I was crawling in.

I will tell you this. Any further harm visited upon Bunny? Will be visited tenfold upon your head.

I woke up this morning with the sundown. Shannon in. I found my mind in a brown paper bag. But then.

I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday.

I, I, I, I don't. They did not receive the money, you nitwit. They did not receive the money.

I. I was one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement, the original Port Huron Statement.

I. The royal we you know the editorial I dropped off the.

I'll be there, man.

I'll be there, man.

I'll be with you in a moment, Mr. Lebowski.

I'll call back. Look, she kidnapped.

I'll say it again. You told Brand on the phone. He told me. I know what happened. Yes. Yes.

I'll suck your cock for $1000.

I'm about to unfold. Uh. I guess I've seen something every bit as stupified as you've seen any of those other places, and in English too. So.

I'm finishing my coffee

I'm getting to your rug. My father and I don't get along.

I'm gonna keep. Keep on run. He calls me my very best time.

I'm here. He fixes the cable.

I'm just going to go find a cash machine.

I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

I'm not a world of pain.

I'm not.

I'm perfectly calm, Dude.

I'm perfectly calm, dude. Yeah, waving the fucking gun around. Calmer than you are.

I'm saying I see what you're getting at. Dude, you kept the money. My point.

I'm slamming him tonight.

I'm slamming up tonight.

I'm sorry to hear about Donny.

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

I'm staying. Finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee.

I'm the Dude, man.

I'm the dude, so that's what you call me. You know that? Or his dude Iness, or Duder. Or, you know, El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

I'm throwing rocks tonight.

I'm throwing rocks tonight. Market dude.

I'm throwing the money, Walter. We're not fucking around, man, OK, dude.

I'm working an 8. Smoking my friend. You're entering a world of pain.

I've accomplished more than most men and without the use of my legs.

I've got information, man. New shit has come to light.

If he knows I'm a fuck up,

If I put toll, she thought we'd been getting $1,000,000.

If I see you again, I wouldn't miss the semis. OK.

If it was during league play, watch during league play.

If my ex wife asked me to take care of her dog

If you will it, it is no dream.

If you're not into the whole brevity thing.

In accordance. With what we think your dying wishes might well have been.

In adult entertainment, it's video, dude.

In car. No, we can't do that, dude. The fucks up our plan.

In fact, she was Jeffrey. Little matter to me, this woman chose to pursue a career in pornography. Know that she has been banging Jackie Treehorn, to use the parlance of our times, however.

In person only. What happened to your jaw? Ohh, I'm nothing.

In the briefcase.

In the car. No here.

In the true sense of the word, our mutual acquaintance, Bunny is one of these Listen.

In the water. Alright, where to go, Donny?

In unmarked, non consecutive twenties."

In you know, the guy? I might have introduced him for all I know. You remember.

In your diapers on the doski, Jackie Treehorn wants to see you, Jackie.

In your hands. Maintenance.

In your wisdom, Lord, you took him

Increases.

Increases. Well, yes. What did you think? This is all about fun and games. I want a child.

Installing. Well, certainly that's a possibility, dude.

Invaded by magicians. My back.

Is fucked. They're a bunch of fucking amateurs.

Is ludicrous. There's college being expert.

Is not in. Do you find them much, these stolen cars?

Is one of these. Listen, Maude, I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, but, you know, I don't see what this has to do with you. Have any?

Is that what this is a picture of gonna sense? Yes, they are.

Is the 9th grade dude and his father is. Are you ready for this? His father is Arthur Digby Sellers.

Is the point. Look, we all know who is at fault here. What the?

Is there a Ralphs around here?

Is there something wrong with Donna Carbo? Yeah, come on in. I'm not really.

Is this a... What day is this?

Is this your homework, Larry? Ask him about the car man. Is this you?

Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework lyric?

Is this your homework, Larry? We know what this fucking homework.

Is this your homework? Like man, please.

Is this your only ID?

Is what happens, Larry. You see what happens, Larry. Let's see what happens when you fuck a stranger there. This is what happened.

Issue here So who who Jeff?

Issue with that camel fucker in Iraq, pacifism is not something to hide behind.

It again you told Brand on the phone, he told me I know what?

It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not fooling me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office by you don't for Jesus.

It is no dream. 20 minutes late, man. What the fuck is that?

It is no dream. What the fuck you talking about, man? The carrier?

It is. He made it all hit the $4.

It really..

It was discovered last night in Van Nuys lodged against an embankment.

It was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest and Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the running for laziest worldwide.

It was parked in a handicap zone. Perhaps they towed it.

It was parked in a handicap zone. Perhaps they towed it.

It'll make her home sick. Ohh boy.

It's $180. It is our most modestly priced receptacle.

It's a fucking game, man. But it is a game. You said so yourself.

It's a game. You said so yourself. She kidnapped her son.

It's a league game, Smoke.

It's all God damn fake man. It's like Lenin said. You look for the person who will benefit and you know.

It's all pissed off in this. And Lebowski, you know, he yelled at me a lot, but he didn't do anything, huh?

It's all pretty harmless. You probably kidnapped herself.

It's an ether, yeah. And also, let's not forget, let's not forget, dude, that keeping wildlife in an amphibious rodent for. You know, domestic. Within the city. I didn't legal either.

It's gonna hurt us. No, Donnie. These men are cowards.

It's good knowing he's out there. The dude. Taking her easy for all of us sinners.

It's hair falls out. Walter fucking dog has fucking papers over.

It's high I'm here, dude, as the ex used to say.

It's me. Ohh my. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

It's not fair. Fair. Who's the fucking nihilist around here, you bunch of fucking crybabies? So cool.

It's only it off. The fuck is he talking about? Fucking?

It's quite a pad you got here, man, completely unspoiled.

It's Wednesday instead. Whoa, you got our day Wednesday, baby.

Jackie and I think the way you do business, man.

Jackie Treehorn wants to see the deadbeat Lebowski.

Jacobowsky Alter Subject.

Jeez. They were Nazis, dude.

Jeffrey, what are you talking about? Jeffrey Walter.

Jeffrey.

Jeffrey. Walter, If you're there, pick up the fucking phone, man. Come on, Walter.

Jesus Christ, Walter. The point is, they're gonna kill her, Walter, and then they're gonna kill me.

Jesus fucking Christ. Crazy, yeah.

Jesus is Bush league psycho stuff.

Jesus, man, could you change the channel?

Jesus, man. Could you change the channel? Fuck you, man. I feel like my fucking music. Get your own fucking cab. I haven't really looked inside and kick your ass out, man. Come on. I had a rough ni...

Jesus, you said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Jesus.

Joe Walter. So what? Fucking Arthur Digby. Sellers wrote 156 episodes, dude. Huh. Bulk of the series.

Johnson All right, Mr. Lebowski, let's get down to cases. My father.

Johnson All right.

Just came over. To use the shower story is ludicrous.

Just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

Just fucking homework. Where's the fucking money? A little brat look.

Just got home from Illinois. Lock the front door or got.

Just take it easy, man. You know that's your answer for everything, dude.

Just to keep in my head, man, you know, a lot of strands and old duders head.

Just told me all about you. She'll be back in a minute. Sit down.

Keep it getting $1,000,000. It's not fair. Fair.

Keep the back seats. Yeah. Terrific, Walter. But you haven't told me how we're going to get her back. Where is she?

Keep your ugly fucking gold bricking ass out of my beach community.

Kids. The hope is that The Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my Dick off. Now that is just.

Kill her. We're fucked, Walter.

King Mormon. We are sympathizing here, dude. Fuck.

Knew I wanted to. I'm performing my dance quintet, you know, my cycle at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theater on Tuesday night and.

Know that. Well, it's all water under the bridge and.

Lady sweetie, that man is here.

Lady, my buddies died face down in the muck

Lana. Go ahead. Hello.

Larry, may we come in? Yes, yes.

Las Vegas with Donnie. Man, it's crashing. Down the drain.

Laughable man.

Laundry. The whites. Walter, I'm sure there's a reason you brought your dirty undies.

Leave a message after the beep. Thanks.

Lebowski Ohh man, that's been a joy ride situation.

Lebowski, you are Lebowski. Jackie Treehorn wants to see the deadbeat Lebowski, you're not dead.

Lebowski. Who the fuck are you, man?

Lebowski's office Please call us as soon as it's convenient.

Leeds.

Let me explain something about the Dude.

Let me explain something about the dude. Look, Jeffrey, I don't want a partner.

Let me tell you something, Pando.

Let's get down to cases, my father told me. He agreed to let you have the rock, but as it was a gift from me to my late mother, it was not his to give.

Let's go bowling.

Let's go fuck it

Let's go pick some blankets.

Let's take in one missus, right, Lebowski on the left there.

Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

Light and. Has it ever occurred to you that instead of, you know, running around blaming me?

Like an Irish monk.

Like an Irish monk. What the fuck are you talking about?

Like it I was. Talking about my rug, you're not interested.

Like my undies bear this guys going to hurt us.

Listen occasionally? You might learn something

Listen. Quiet. So let me make something play. I don't like you sucking around bothering our citizens, Lebowski.

Literal connection with their face that there isn't any connection your role.

Little Bowski, Urban achievers, inner city, children of promise, but without the necessary means for necessary means for a higher education. So Mr. Lebowski.

Little lately. What do you do for recreation? Ohh, the usual bowl. Drive around. Occasional acid flashback.

Little mothers, ohh you run stuff.

Look for. Cocktail.

Look like an egg?

Look like an egg? Strong men also cry. Strong run also cry.

Look, Jeffrey, I don't want a partner.