Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Captain Holt Soundboard Edit

Agreed

Bingpot

Birds stop singing

Bold personality

Bold personality

Bone

Bone

Booone

Booooone!

Boost my bottom

Boost my bottom

BRB time

Brb time

Brooklyn 99 Bingpot

But if you're here

But if you're here

But why%3F

Captain Ray Holt

Charbonnay

Chocolate and nuts

Constipated

Cowabunga

Cowabunga

Crazy Cupcakes

Cute little secret weapon

Cute little secret weapon

D-D-D-D-D-D-Derek

Derek

Derek jeter

Dirtbag

Dirtbag

Dismissed

Dismissed

Don't ever bup-bup-bup me again

Everything is garbage

Everything is garbage

Forced laughing

Funky Cold Medina

Funky Cold Medina

Funniest story

Get some

Get some

Get to work

Gina Linetti spagheti confetti

Goat

Hello Sexarella

Hello Sexarella

Here at the fun zone

Holt laughing

Holt-Marshmallow

HOT DAMN

HOT DAMN

How dare you

How dare you

Huh

Huh

I am your superior officer

I am your superior officer

I gained 3 pounds in Paris

I gained 3 pounds in Paris

I have zero interest

I have zero interest

I just erased everything

I was hula hooping

I was hula hooping

I'd like to play

I'd like to play

I'm

I'm

I'm a Curd-mudgeon

I'm a Curd-mudgeon

I'm diffusing a situation

I'm diffusing a situation

I'm here

I've heard you saying that 162 times

I've never been happier

I've never been happier

Idiot

Is everything OK

Is everything OK

Is everything okay (brain)

Kase

Kwazy cupcakes

Let's break into the FBI

Let's get that punk!

Let's get that punk!

Let's unleash hell

Let's unleash hell

Made no I birthed her

Made no I birthed her

Marco polo

Marco polo

Marshedmallows

Moment savored

Never love anything

Never love anything

Nice burn

No

No one will ever believe you

None of your business

Nothing 1

Nothing 2

Now put on a smile

Now put on a smile

Oh damn

Oh damn

Oppsie Doodle

Oppsie Doodle

Painnnn

Painnnn

Peralta you're a genius

Peralta you're a genius

Please

Punk

Raymond Holt

Raymond Holt

Replaced with butt

Right now

Robot

Robot

Shake what your mama gave ya

Situation diffused

Situation diffused

Some of the rices I love

Stage 5 dumbass

Stop playing this inane garbage

Stop playing this inane garbage

Stop talking

Talking raisin

Talking raisin

That is without question the funniest story i've ever heard

The full bullpen

The full bullpen

This bitch

This is

This is Balthaazar

This is Balthaazar

This is my John McClane moment

Time for the nest level

Time for the next level

Time to make daddy proud

Time to make daddy proud

Unleash the beast

Velvet Thunder

Velvet thunder

Very cool

Vindication

Vindication

What

What are you doing at Razzmataz

What are you doing at Razzmataz

What the hell is going on

Where is my dog

Would you like to talk

Wuntch meat

Wuntch sounds like lunch

Wuntch time is over

Wuntch time is over

Yabba dabba doo

Yabba dabba doo

Yas queen

Yas queen

Yes

Yes

You call that dancing

You call that dancing

You embarrass yourself

You have aged

You're not cheddar

You're not cheddar

You've used my logic against me

You've used my logic against me