💬 Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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A "delivery" coming in on Wednesday night.

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A beverage that pairs perfectly with pie.

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A big family Thanksgiving? I had five brothers,

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A big ol' perm.

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A big ol' perm.

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A bit of a stretch. I mean, you're a cannibal

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A bunch of people. They were children, Jake.

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A championship cummerbund.

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A cop and a cannibal?

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A couple years ago on my birthday I treated myself

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A dark, ponderous reflection on alcoholism

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A day? A week? A year?

q

A disgruntled civilian admin

w

A female woman?

e

A few years back I had a minor addiction,

r

A few.

t

A forensic sciences course.

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A French grey Le Creuset pot.

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A friend gave them to me.

i

A full scale replica of the sword of Opadoma

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A good word for you with the warden,

p

A head start on heist prep? Good luck.

a

A list of the pie's ingredients.

s

A list of things they have in common.

d

A little bit. All right, let's text Halloway

f

A lovely hostess that I met

g

A loving relationship with a woman?

h

A meatball, rolled in breadcrumbs

j

A murder? A sui? A murder sui?

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A Nodella Harmony Breastpump

l

A pair of candy canes. I'm all in, baby.

z

A part of the Commissioner selection process.

x

A pathological need to be liked.

c

A pencil? Your dad gave pretty bad gifts.

v

A permit to throw a block party?

b

A Perry the Parrot for Ava.

n

A pretty extensive background check.

m

A robbery, a murder, or something worse.

Q

A sworn affidavit stating that you have seen Debbie Stovelman,

W

A traumatic work lapse.

E

A video game, perhaps?

R

A warm Nine Nine welcome

T

A way to make him notice it on his own.

Y

A white 1980 Rolls Royce,

U

A whole play once, so I can get through anything.

I

A, I keep pestering Romero to tell me where the drugs are,

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About de Blasio for the next hour.

P

About getting a cell phone. I am.

A

About giving too much solitary.

S

About how I got sent to prison and she'll probably die

D

About little Dex. I'm sure he'll be fine.

F

About meeting you for the first time

G

About the destructive power of wordplay.

H

About the Red Hook homicide. Oh, no problem.

J

About the wedding venue that I stole from you

K

About what you told us last night.

L

About whose is going to sell better.

Z

About you wanting to pay for the wedding.

X

About your time in prison.

C

Abraham Lincoln abolished slavery.

V

Absolutely not!

B

According to Organized Crime,

N

Across the street we didn't see before.

M

Action's on you.

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Actual lists of people that might want to hurt you.

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Actual real people that aren't Kevin.

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Actually, I have a great idea for a ramen dessert.

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Actually, I think I know where he is.

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Actually, I'd rather still not be a hostage.

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Actually, my dad is super competitive too.

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Actually, Sarge, I have a lead too.

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Actually, scorpions are arthropods.

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Actually, scratch that, they're here.

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Actually, there's a private game on Friday

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Actually, we wanna talk to you about some other things.

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Actually, yeah.

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Addiction is nothing to fool around with.

Adjust yourself as you walk.

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Adrian, I'm so sorry. You must be so mad at me.

"

After all these years?

'

After all, it is my house

?

After his wife went to bed,

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After that, we're gonna move our adventure over

,

After you left my apartment.

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Again, weird take on a very loving relationship.

Again!

Again.

Against Seamus Murphy for years, and they're close.

Against their will, but not for much longer.

Agg time!

Agg time! That was it.

Agreed.

Ah ah ah ah ah, I put a GPS tracker on the belt.

Ah ha!

Ah ha! Holt used Cheddar to steal the belt.

Ah, chills! Literal chills.

Ah, good grip, pristine coat.

Ah, Hitchcock, I just got off the phone with Anne Sumter.

Ah, I can't believe I actually wasted

Ah, man, I'm friends with Officer Lou.

Ah, no need for the gun. I'm not here to hurt you.

Ah, Scully sat on a cherry pie

Ah, thank you for asking, Terrence.

Ah, that stings.

Ah, well, we're in warrior pose now,

Ah, yes, hearing it, I understand why.

Ah. Cipollini.

Ah. Those are our stolen shoes.

Ah...

Ah... by the way...

Ahhhh ha ha, I love it!

Alarm works.

Alib lies!

All clear. No poopers. Repeat: No poopers.

All day if necessary! [knocks on door]

All four of them have hair.

All he does is feed his pigs.

All he eats is buttered noodles.

All he took was a shipment of thousand dollar

All I had to do was sleep there and never shower.

All I have left is this first class mint,

All I need is for you to...

All I smell is residual Scully.

All I thought about day and night

All I've done up till now is talk jumpers off of rooftops.

All music after Mahler sounds exactly like that.

All my dreams start with my step sister painting her house.

All over everything.

All relationships have rough patches.

All right, fine. My dad's a selfish drunken slut

All right, go make contact

All right, guys, we have to focus and think of a new plan

All right, how about this?

All right, how about this? I will buy...

All right, I guess my work here is done, guys,

All right, I'll go hide in the janitor's closet

All right, I'll take the first shift.

All right, I'm just gonna look over here.

All right, it was you guys.

All right, let's bring in Doug Judy.

All right, let's do it. Judy, stay here.

All right, let's get back in there and suck out two runners

All right, let's get out of here.

All right, let's go over our covers one more time.

All right, let's go.

All right, let's play some cards.

All right, look, Gina, come on.

All right, look, this is not really a hostage situation.

All right, no more spoilers. Send it over to me,

All right, sis, have a safe flight.

All right, snake, show your face it's a charity.

All right, so it's agreed.

All right, stop hugging your mint. We have bigger problems.

All right, that's the signal. Here we go.

All right, this is gonna be tough.

All right, this is where she works.

All right, we're going to commandeer a car,

All right, we've got a week,

All right, you know, puncher's choice.

All right, you mooks, our union health plan

All right.

All right. Fine.

All right. Let's go save Kyle before the dam breaks.

All right. Oh, boy, oh, boy.

All right. This guy looks like the gatekeeper.

All the murder weapons were sex toys.

All the next three nights reading it.

All the nutrients leach into the water

All the way upstate for it every year.

All units move on the ambulance now!

All waiting for an opportunity to kill us.

All we demand is pizza.

All we have to do is convince him to fly here.

All we need is $15,000 to get in the door.

All we're out is some money, plus I've got insurance,

All you have to do is lose it to him.

All you need are welding goggles.

All: [chanting] Boyle, Boyle, Boyle!

All: ♪ Ain't nothing but a heartache ♪

All: ♪ Ain't nothing but a mistake ♪

ALL: ♪ No sleep till Brooklyn! ♪

All: To Charles Boyle!

All: To Jake and Amy.

ALL: To sex with Amy!

All: What? I win.

ALL: Yeah, Mervyn's!

ALL: Yeah!

Along with a little something else.

Also good. Also good.

Also, for reals, I love your butt.

Also, I drank some water from the stream.

Also, I love you, and I treasure you,

Also, I slapped a stewardess,

Also, if you must knock on my door,

Also, laser jails.

Also, now we go back to never talking about my love life again.

Although on the other hand, all my dad ever gave me

Although, one funny thing did happen to me.

Although, Scully, it is crazy

Although... that is an hour and a half from now.

Always.

Amen. Look, I wasn't lying though.

America's favorite couple!

American Creepers, let's get creeping!

Ames, I love you.

Amy and I changed your mind.

Amy made me watch a documentary.

Amy, will you please do the honors?

Amy, you are now my daughter.

Amy! Amy, in here!

Amy? Amy?

An all girl pudding wrestling party in a mansion in May!

An equally thorough search, right?

An investigation, and that could bring a lot of heat

An NYPD officer has gone missing.

An online college based in Arkansas.

And a 1021 J adjustment waiver

And a sweet, sweet P 28 P supplemental.

And after they see it, it's like I never sent it.

And all of the sudden they "don't know

And all she needed to bring was stuffing.

And all we've got is three words.

And all will be forgiven.

And allow me to be the first to say that we love you.

And also just step in and do it for me.

And also looking a little bit slow around 3:00 a.m.

And also maybe we'll find out Qwandor's true parentage?

And an address in Queens that he used as a safe house.

And another detective was working on the case so hard

And another. I couldn't stop

And apparently my family's a lot bigger than I thought.

And aquaria. [LAUGHTER]

And are now being bad cops.

And at the end of the day, that's what this is all about.

And be honest with me, and tell me no

And become one of my downstream distributors.

And begged me to bring her back to Dallas.

And blood in her ears.

And bone strength, not building vanity muscles.

And booked the venue before you got here.

And both of them taste even better.

And by the time I realized, the dumb toy was all sold out.

And cartoons shaped you into a naive little frog.

And coax him to a window. Snipers to one.

And crack this case. Bring it on.

And crop tops that say "little cutie."

And diggin' and diggin'.

And don't deserve second chances.

And don't even think about screwing me.

And don't forget about us

And don't worry, just because you opened up a little bit

And enjoy our joyous Thanksgiving

And every morning I do what I'm told,

And everybody in this hospital. [groans]

And everything we needed was there.

And finally, we have a big old Passover brisket

And find out.

And follow me into the bullpen of destiny.

And frankly, I'm not very comfortable...

And funerals are a meat market.

And get a fresh wiener.

And get our pictures taken with a human statue.

And get out of my apartment.

And gets shot in the head.

And guess what. It's...

And had to be put down in front all of us.

And had to spend a month in the hospital.

And had to use our six sandwich technique.

And Hans falls! [IMITATES SLOW MOTION]

And hating pants.

And have a viewing party.

And have it take us here to Monroe, Louisiana

And have Kyle give it back to him?

And he didn't notice for six hours.

And he doesn't want to be with her anymore?

And he has a case for us!

And he hung himself. Oh, my God.

And he ID'd the owner as one Morris Richman.

And he immediately had a sex scandal.

And he is currently engaged in criminal activity

And he looks angry. Well, he always looks angry.

And he never came out.

And he never goes anywhere in public.

And he quite clearly said Charles.

And he said he didn't do it, I just...

And he shot himself in the face.

And he was pissed that you drove off in the car?

And he's gonna nail it and fulfill his destiny

And he's letting me sit at my desk

And he's like, "This is my party now!"

And here I am, a police captain.

And his body is hot, but his face is like okay.

And his last memory of me will be how miserable I made him.

And his mom is in this one.

And his wife is a leech farmer.

And Holt told me to turn it down, because he said it was too risky.

And honestly, Wikipedia.

And hooked up with my mom's entire book club.

And hopefully no one's parents will ruin it.

And how exactly will you stop me?

And how she's at lunch. That means we have one hour

And I also bet none of you can predict

And I also didn't want anything to change.

And I am completely fine with that.

And I am consumed with the thought

And I can't believe how long

And I didn't wanna tell you because I was afraid

And I didn't. And also Rosa.

And I do have a dog named Cheddar.

And I do it legally.

And I don't care what you think about it.

And I don't know what to do. "I can't find anything

And I don't know what to do":

And I don't wanna hide who I am anymore.

And I don't wanna piss off Glen.

And I don't want home phone service.

And I forced it, so it's on me.

And I got it. I've paid my debt.

And I have so many other enemies.

And I have to respond with a code only we know.

And I hope Jake goes back to jail.

And I just knew in that moment...

And I just wanna cancel an account.

And I just want to say...

And I know my own heart.

And I know that this may come as a shock to you,

And I know who did it. Who?

And I know who it was:

And I looked over at Amy and it hit me.

And I love you very, very much.

And I loved the Nine Nine, you guys.

And I made breakfast.

And I might not.

And I need you to climb pretty high.

And I need you to understand that.

And I noticed this.

And I realized that's because I've been gambling

And I sang her a song.

And I should watch you to learn.

And I thank it for its service.

And I think I know how. I found a lead on the dark web.

And I thought it bad 'cause I would only see my dad

And I thought, Zack Morris is hot.

And I wanna be napping in it,

And I want to thank you all

And I was hoping we could start fresh.

And I was like, bitch, I'm not gonna sleep with you

And I was positive he was not

And I was putting an innocent man in jail?

And I was talking about my butt.

And I wasn't putting oil in my bike.

And I wonder what's behind this.

And I'll come for you! I'll come for all of you!

And I'll meet you back at the table. Let's do this.

And I'm actually pretty good. Camila?

And I'm actually texting with her right now.

And I'm approaching the building

And I'm gonna ace this thing before you can even...

And I'm gonna figure it out.

And I'm gonna stay up all night reading it.

And I'm in a hurry.

And I'm just super excited to join

And I'm like, then why did Kurt dump me?

And I'm not going anywhere near gambling again.

And I'm not gonna cancel the mission.

And I'm really good at them. Really?

And I'm sorry, Jake, I know I said I'd stay in New York,

And I'm super comfortable wearing masks.

And I'm taking myself off this case.

And I've killed myself.

And I've read "Cujo."

And if he hears two men arguing in the next room,

And if it makes you happy,

And if you coat yourself in chum and swim with sharks,

And in an even weirder way, I want you guys to be my dads.

And in the end, he'll sting you,

And in the end, they rub...

And install the app.

And it looks amazing on your shelf.

And it never gets easier.

And it was very intense, friend.

And it will be weird, but in the good way.

And it's also my responsibility.

And it's always shipped from Jacksboro, Texas.

And it's midnight,

And it's my time to tit. It's my tit turn.

And it's not gonna be the same without you.

And it's really scary being touched.

And Judy turns himself in, and why is that amazing, Rosa?

And just like that, I left.

And just like that, things got interesting.

And just to be clear,

And kicks me to death. Mm, both options sound...

And kicks me to death. That's not great.

And kill me. Nah, sorry

And Langdon confessed.

And learn more about your management style.

And led Terry and the whole squad on a wild goose chase.

And let me guess, you realized she'd be ashamed

And let the sun do the rest.

And letting the world pass them by.

And like their daughter, controlling.

And made them get in a single file line

And make it front facing. Come on, let's try it again.

And maybe grab a few shots for the 'Gram.

And maybe you'll work off some of that bulk, huh?

And maybe your co workers would like to know

And meet Darryl Strawberry at the opening of a cellphone store?

And mine.

And my mom's a flighty weirdo. This is gonna be a disaster.

And my only friend here is a cannibal

And no homemade massage coupons, Hitchcock.

And no one will mess with me. I don't know, man.

And no place to do it like the men's bathroom,

And none of you get to eat him!

And now I don't know what to do.

And now I have a soundboard where I can make him say

And now it seems like we have problems.

And now some people are holding it over my head.

And now there's no way to get back in time

And now you are, and we can finally talk.

And now you owe me a favor

And now you're going to...

And now, it's looking real gray to me.

And now, Peralta, say the following...

And on his training day,

And one day, you do me a favor.

And one good old fashioned potato chip.

And our clothes and food!

And promising to pay me back.

And quite polite. [ahem]

And read those chapters in case there's some clues in there,

And refuse to even let that orange go to a library

And second, he's not that kind of scorpion anymore.

And Security's super chill about all the guns we have,

And see how your operation runs.

And send her into a downward spiral.

And sex with Amy.

And she finds a much better man.

And she happens to be a woman. Totally.

And she is spotless.

And she just got out of a really bad breakup...

And she was showing off a ring.

And she was the real set up all along.

And she's his only heir.

And since we're going to a public library,

And sitting right here in front of me.

And so begins the delicate dance

And so concludes this year's Secret Santa drawing.

And so do the kids.

And so I decided to make my food fantasy come true.

And so is our shift.

And solved a huge case.

And solved it right away.

And started to get really nervous

And still live in separate cities.

And stole it?

And that is the last time he screws over this family.

And that person has the belt.

And that relationship lasted for three months.

And that way I'll have protection

And that you found her to be happy, healthy, and alive.

And that's coming from Charles.

And that's the most natural thing in the world.

And the angle of entry, so... yes.

And the best detective.

And the drop point is actually pretty close to here.

And the good news is, you can do it too.

And the lock is turning, and the safe is... empty?

And the manhole? And he was wearing Weezies.

And the recording device in the watch is transmitting.

And the rice. And...

And the security camera in my office was obscured,

And the ticket machine was broken,

And the van return goes smoothly

And then another.

And then drowned yourself in the ocean.

And then file a complaint with the prison board.

And then I get a cell phone. Prison is easy.

And then I thought Lisa Turtle, also hot.

And then I'll take him down.

And then I'll tell them in a few weeks that we broke up.

And then it hit me... they didn't. They swapped the safe

And then one day I picked up my battered old guitar

And then someone swooped in at the last minute

And then sprinkle them on top afterwards like a garnish.

And then take a job as a camp counselor.

And then we wait, so as not to seem too aggressive

And then we'll see what happens, okay?

And then we're done for the day.

And then we're going to drive to Rhinebeck.

And then you can drink it. They call it a super water.

And then you can get back to watching your stories.

And then you got me all my money back.

And then you trapped us in there, didn't you?

And then... I did it.

And there she is.

And there were plenty of rental cars at the airport, weren't there?

And there's no traffic at the airport

And there's our baby. Isn't she a...

And there's sodas and candy in the mini fridge.

And they don't crease, which is a must,

And they end with the house looking great?

And they let me out. Oh, my God,

And they mate for life. Research burn.

And they still invited me to game night.

And they were very pleased.

And they're coming for you right now.

And this is where the magic happens.

And this meathead comes up to me.

And this one was never officially decertified.

And this says you've received your sales training.

And this time, when I get my medal,

And those heroes prove it every day.

And today, I shall.

And up under your b parts, can you?

And visit you. My family hasn't been

And was looking forward to finally having a brother

And watch you bleed to death in the dirt.

And watched one of Peralta's action films.

And watching another Nic Cage movie.

And wave 'em like you just don't care.

And we all saw your dad's penis through his undies.

And we both know from personal experience,

And we can just talk about whatever, whenever

And we can't remove your mask yet.

And we complete the living hell out of each other...

And we got a match: a cartel enforcer.

And we have a rather public bet

And we have nothing to connect her to the robberies.

And we have to help her.

And we just drive at max speed. Captain, punch it. Punch it.

And we just felt like it was only fair.

And we made a promise. Right. You're right.

And we need to make a good impression.

And we should all get summers off like teachers.

And we would have had a happy family?

And we'll all figure out what to do about Murphy.

And we'll tell you everything we know.

And we're picking her up at the airport.

And we're really gonna miss you.

And we've got our deposit. Thank you so much.

And what did you figure out?

And what, exactly, does that mean?

And when he looks, voilà.

And when the puzzle is solved

And who I love will never change that.

And whose blood is that?

And why am I bleeding?

And why would a farmer force feed a finishing pig?

And why would you? A dirtbag is a very useful part

And work on my side business one day a week.

And yes, I accept your invitation to move in with you.

And yet we'll never be free of the nightmares.

And you bond over secrets.

And you brought a turkey? She sure did.

And you can wow him

And you cheated on me like ten times when we were dating.

And you cheated on your ex wife with her.

And you did it for the sake of the heist,

And you eat junk food,

And you fell for it hook, line, and skinny margarita.

And you gave it to Gina to pump breast milk in, remember?!

And you guys could move down to that place where we park.

And you guys raised me to be strong and confident.

And you have to wait six weeks for the album to come out.

And you just flippantly called him Sore gent.

And you just took my first hostage situation.

And you kept it from me for two months?

And you kept working, and now,

And you know what I do to snitches?

And you know, in a weird way,

And you never retrieved my father's pencil.

And you never will again.

And you spend a third of your salary on tropical fish

And you take a step back and see the big picture,

And you think the Murphys have a Fredo?

And you thought you could distract me and steal the key.

And you want me to, what, clear his record?

And you, Amy. I thought about you a lot.

And you're being ridiculous.

And you're gonna make a generous donation

And you're not Cheddar. You're just some common bitch.

And you're on it.

And you're so jacked you have muscles on your back.

And you're the best person I know,

And you're the only robot I know, sir.

And your bathroom.

And your parents are not recoiling.

And yours is extremely scrutable

And, as you can see, you are required

And, Boyle, out buying goose feet

And, look, this is all my fault.

And, of course, a bald old man.

And, to help me pass as a straight...

And...

And... and beef up the speeds. Got it?

And... I win again.

And... there goes the backup bottle.

Another chance to manipulate him.

Another day in paradise?

Another man's death on your conscience.

Anticipates a lot more resistance.

Any cases that might come in.

Any man, or woman..

Anybody ever tell you, you look like

Anything I want. Check it out.

Anyway, I should go. My plane's leaving. Come here.

Anyway, I was waiting in his favorite car,

Anyway, I'm sorry, but they're not cutting a deal.

Anyway, if I could make a movie,

Anyway, it was in the car when she picked me up.

Anyway, my astrologer is always telling me

Anyway, once I got in the vents, it was smooth sailing.

Anyway, she's the only person that can figure this out.

Anyway, that's my boring life in Dallas.

Anyway, they kicked me out of the family business for good.

Anyway, you're too late.

Anyways, BRB.

Anyways, I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom.

Anyways, I'm gonna head to the bathroom

Anyways, I'm gonna snap off a wiz

Anyways, let's get back on the case, right?

Anyways, let's go to Olive Garden and get tanked.

Anyways, you know what to do now.

Apparently, I'm a "liability" and "worthless" and "Kyle."

Apparently, Seamus has been staying up

Apparently, someone told him it was Blizz.

Apparently, the hostage taker asked for Jake by name.

Apparently, they each slept with his wife.

Appreciate it.

Are conveniently not working that day,

Are one of the more simplistic

Are there no other actors?

Are they getting divorced?

Are we doing table apps or solo apps?

Are we really going to fly a man to New York City

Are you a better cop now than when you started?

Are you getting divorced?

Are you Jake and Amy?

Are you kidding? Jealousy's, like, the hottest emotion.

Are you kidding? The way you stood up for me with Kurt,

Are you mad? Because I think

Are you Morris Richman?

Are you negotiating right now?

Are you serious? Mm hmm.

Are you sure? On the first hand, Captain?

Are you trying to squat a peek?

Are you worried?

Aren't gonna ruin any joyousness.

Aren't you standing right next to him?

Arguing over the name of the dragon in "The Hobbit."

Around the room in disguise.

Around. The. Corner. Fudge. Is. Made.

Arresting Halloway's gonna get me a promotion,

Arriving at 9:26.

Arrogant, and you have

As a cop coming into my prison

As a cover for something criminal:

As a guest. I gave up my Saturday

As a matter of fact, I did. Sounds like someone's jealous.

As always, I'll be using the main hole

As being bisexual.

As I am at everything else I do:

As I was telling the squad, our old C.O.,

As if in thought.

As if my mom wouldn't have washed hers knowing

As it is a hurtful statement based on limited interaction.

As Jackson Browne's running surface.

As Lord High Commander of all Justice.

As she is not your property,

As someone who's eaten a lot of ramen in his life,

As the "toitest of nups"!

As there are with every technique, but...

As we speak, the block party is in full swing.

As we speak. Okay, how about this?

As your colleague, best friend, brother and ex lover...

As your little girl, but I'm woman now.

Asante sana, Rafiki.

Ask me, and the answer is no,

At a jewelry store on Atlantic

At agg at agg, at agg.

At first, I thought it was a mistake,

At Freedom Feast 2017.

At jigsaw puzzles.

At least a month in the hole.

At least I won't waste any more time

At least we got to stop that thief

At least we have Halloway and the diamonds.

At mid day? That's far too suspicious.

At One Police Plaza today,

At point, you'll see me... ♪ Everywhere! ♪

At the destination without killing any of those birds.

At the front of this line. I don't even know

At the library to work on my book... just two hours.

At the Philadelphia International Airport in...

At the presentation of Simba.

At the prison commissary. I don't want commissary soups,

At this moment there are no two cards that can beat Peralta.

At us. It was clearly Hitchcock and Scully.

ATL and EWR didn't respond when I reached out, but DFW is DTM.

Ava's birthday/Thanksgiving dinner's a high caloric affair.

Aw, you guys are gonna have sex for the first time.

Away from us for two months? That's going to be brutal.

Aww, man, his backstory is so sad.

Aww, of course.

Aww, thanks Adrian. You're the sweetest.

Aww, that was perfect. What did he say?

Babe, are you all right? Is everything okay?

Babe, breaking up with you

Babe, I've been looking for you all night.

Babe. What are we gonna do?

Back off, Hitchcock.

Back to no... let's just not talk about our sex lives.

Backstreet Boys. I'm familiar. Okay.

Bam! Solid match. Okay, I've got three words.

Bang, you're dead. And so is Kevin.

Based on some dumb book. Aah!

Be a cop, work the case,

Be an ice cream person? I did think that.

Be cause I do.

Be thorough. Yes, sir.

Because Aubrey is my friend,

Because everyone in gen pop hates cops.

Because he helped you stop my armored car play.

Because he won a medal the same day as you?

Because he's such a boring and repetitive writer.

Because I care about you as a friend.

Because I didn't think it was anybody's business.

Because I don't conform

Because I got him a backup bottle with a backup bug.

Because I have the perfect girl for you,

Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 5
Brooklyn Nine-Nine is a critically acclaimed television show that premiered in 2013 and continues to captivate audiences as it enters its fifth season. Known for its sharp writing, hilarious ensemble cast, and clever mix of comedy and police procedural, the show has become a fan favorite. Set in the 99th precinct of the New York City Police Department, "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" follows the lives of a diverse group of detectives as they navigate their personal and professional challenges. Led by the charismatic and talented Detective Jake Peralta, played by the brilliant Andy Samberg, the ensemble cast delivers impeccable comedic timing and seamless chemistry. Playing the role of the stern yet lovable Captain Raymond Holt is Andre Braugher, whose deadpan delivery and dry sense of humor have made his character an instant hit with the show's fans. The cast also includes Terry Crews as the muscled and gentle-hearted Terry Jeffords, Stephanie Beatriz as the tough-as-nails Detective Rosa Diaz, and Joe Lo Truglio as the nerdy but endearing Detective Charles Boyle. The fifth season of "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" explores new territory as the characters face new challenges and celebrate life's milestones. From Jake and Amy's wedding preparations to Captain Holt's quest for a promotion, the show balances humor with heartfelt moments that resonate with its audience. One standout episode from the fifth season is "The Box," which features a guest appearance by Sterling K. Brown. In this intense and riveting installment, Detective Peralta finds himself in a high-stakes interrogation room facing off against the formidable Captain Olivia Crawford, played by Brown. The episode showcases the show's ability to seamlessly blend comedy and drama, leaving viewers on the edge of their seats. The infectious charm of "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" extends beyond its stellar cast and writing. The show's theme song, composed by Dan Marocco, captures the show's vibrant energy and sets the tone for each episode. With its catchy beat and jazzy undertones, the theme song has become an anthem for fans of the show. For avid fans of "Brooklyn Nine-Nine," the sounds and soundtrack of the show are just as integral to the experience as the witty banter and hilarious plots. Luckily, you can now play and download these sounds to fully immerse yourself in the world of the 99th precinct. From the iconic ringtone of Jake Peralta's phone to the hilarious one-liners from each character, these sounds will bring a smile to your face and transport you to the heart of the show. Whether you're a longtime fan or just discovering the hilarious world of "Brooklyn Nine-Nine," the fifth season is a must-watch. With its unique blend of comedy, heart, and clever storytelling, the show continues to push boundaries and leave its mark on the television landscape. So grab your popcorn, settle in, and get ready for a roller coaster ride of laughter and emotion. Don't forget to download the sounds of "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" to fully immerse yourself in the captivating world of the 99th precinct.
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