Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Jake Peralta Soundboard Edit

A skibba skob skoop

Aha, noice

Barrel of laughs

Boobies bounce

Boobies on my vest

Bub-bup-bup-bup-bah

Butt enhancement surgery

By using my big fat brain

Bye Nikolaj

Captain Dad

Captain Holt!

Celebration candy bars

Champage, mountain range, hugs

Clown booby

Cocaine

Cool

Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

Cool cool cool cool no doubt

Cool cool yeah

Cooool

Crucial as hell

Dat really bummed me out

Didn't work

EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE

Four kilos

Give them a public dressing down

Gross, gross, gross

Guilty cool

Hey, my croissant

Homeland security

I was kinda thinking about asking you out

I'm stuck

It will be good and professional

Just breathe, baby

Just urinal water

Let's break into the FBI

Let's do this

Literal chills

Lost your objectivity

Name of Amy's sex tap

No

No longer made

No no no no no no no

No spoilees

Noice

Noooooooo

Now number 5

Now that it's just us

Number 1 or number 2

Oh cool

Oh cool cool cool

Oh my god I forgot about that part

Oh wait

Potato Potato

Pull up

Santiago broke the glass!

Sex tape (ass bite)

Sex tape (get to sexual)

Sex Tape (kind, sober, fully-dressed)

Sex tape (not your fault I was terrible)

Sex tape (what is taking so long)

Sex tape (why doesn't your mouth work)

Sex tape (with someone)

She meant it

Slam!

Something funny

Sweet

Tell me why

Telllllll me why

The Pontiac Bandit

This B needs a C in her A

Three perps in the three-perp cell

Time to party

Title of my sex tape

Was it cool it felt very cool

We did it!

Well, guessed wrong

What, how

Why

Why do you have to ruin everything

Wife and dad

Woooh!

Yeah how cool

You sick son of a bitch

You suck man

You're lactose intolerant