A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017) - Season 2 Edit

A brand new attraction at Caligari Carnival.

A brave and noble person

A celebration here, terrible trouble just outside the door,

A certain gleam in the eye indicating a sharp acumen.

A cheerful attitude is much more effective at fighting illness

A cheerful attitude is the most effective tool against sickness.

A citywide manhunt to apprehend Olaf and rescue your friends

A cranioectomy is a procedure in which the patient's head is removed.

A crow must have dropped it by the Nevermore Tree.

A crystal ball cannot predict

A crystal ball has accident. [Chuckles] Good thing Madame Lulu buy in bulk, huh?

A daring escape.

A dead horse!

A dead horse!

A dead horse. But that's not important.

A division between members of the same organization.

A few burnt remains...

A fortune teller is just a librarian with smoke and mirrors.

A fortune teller is just a librarian with smoke and mirrors.

A girl propped open the door.

A good man. A noble man.

A grackle? Um, no, it'll come to me.

A great deal of suffering and pain and then a long fall to rock bottom.

A grown man, unfolding paper. Amazing.

A handsome young man was expelled from this very school,

A hero, a villain, a dusty saloon...

A heron! No, a mockingbird.

A huge cloud of dust has never placed higher than 25th in a beauty pageant.

A jeweled broach!

A killer baby with deadly teeth. Dig those choppers, man.

A kind and unusual offer, but it's not out of order. Just out.

A large number of crows is called a murder.

A library is an island in a vast sea of ignorance.

A long time ago,

A man with hooks for hands, and a person of indeterminate gender near the scene.

A man with hooks instead of hands!

A man with no résumé, no letters of recommendation,

A map to the VFD headquarters.

A message from our friends.

A misdemeanor, two poison darts, three civil suits and a stolen object.

A morning so sad, I wish I could strike it from the Snicket calendar forever.

A noble man has been murdered.

A person is said to have butterflies in their stomach.

A person might be unable to disguise her glee,

A person might say a sunrise is a miracle,

A person who studies butterflies.

A phrase here which means "delightful and educational..."

A phrase which here means

A phrase which here means

A phrase which here means, "they weren't sure how to feel."

A phrase which means nothing has gone the way I thought it would.

A pit of starving lions!

A place that's large and mobile and away from prying eyes.

A plan! I have a plan! You are not much of a spy, Barry.

A polka dot suit is interesting, but no one looks good in one.

A powerful authority figure arrives on a mechanical device to save the day

A quarter past 11:00.

A real gym teacher could do it

A red herring.

A rusty roller coaster and a bunch of tents.

A scarf. Two scarves, three scarves...

A secret organization?

A sense of unity and joy which you usually cannot find

A sign that we're on the right path. Let's go.

A story that began with a stolen object, a moving violation, a misdemeanor,

A student who will help us infiltrate, if infiltrate is what I mean.

A successful career, a woman that I loved very much,

A term which here means

A terrible fire has broken out

A thousand pardons. I didn't mean to scare you.

A tip?

A town with a name that I find both curious and somewhat familiar,

A variety of pennants, cheerleader uniforms, sweaty clothes,

A vase adorned with flower things. Very fragile, very in

A violin cadenza in the style of the Human League!

About one third of the way through a dreadful and upsetting story.

About the equipment I'm using.

About the time I spilled soup on my sweater,

About to be burned at the stake for a crime we didn't commit.

According to the blueprints, the weakest spot of the wall should be here.

According to the Prufrock Preparatory Handbook,

Across a desolate landscape, weeping and moaning,

Act casual.

Actually, I don't pay them either.

Actually, I identify as a man.

Actually, this story ends tonight.

Adversity means "trouble," by the way.

After all, Madame Lulu is the reason we're all here today.

After all, no one wants to be murdered to death in their sleep

After all, you are the star of the show.

After all, you're freaks.

After an uptick in mysterious fires destroying people's homes.

After dropping the Baudelaires off yesterday.

After gazing upon this?

After the Quagmires were kidnapped,

After they're found, the Quagmires will live right here with us.

After your prolonged and treacherous vandalism.

Against an opponent who is as heavy and as slow as a bag of flour.

Ah ah ah.

Ah, Dr. Faustus, I've been eagerly awaiting you.

Ah, now, the Duchess of Winnipeg once stayed in this very room.

Ah, volunteers?

Ah! We found Violet.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. That checks out. I make it a point to never eat there.

Ah. That touchy feely nonsense would never have been tolerated

Ah. That touchy feely nonsense would never have been tolerated

Ahem.

Ahh! [Grunts]

All 46 stories.

All aboard for the suburbs and other less exciting destinations.

All aboard!

All decent people do.

All I have to do is scream and he'll fire you on the spot.

All my life, I've climbed the ladder of success

All nights are dark days,

All over the world, people tell themselves doing chores is useful,

All right, fine. [Grunts]

All right, orphans, start going around and around in circles.

All right.

All right.

All right. Stay and guard the library. All smarty pants kids end up there.

All that remains is a poorly dug pit...

All that's left to decide is which Baudelaire to smuggle out of town.

All we want is for our friends to be safe.

All you need to remember is that we're one step ahead of you.

All your questions will be answered as soon as I give you...

Alone because of a cruel twist of fate,

Alone!

Alone!

Alone! Desperate. Defeated.

Also health insurance, although nearby hospital is how you say...

Also, he noted the feeling which had come to his toes when he sat down

Also, if anyone in the hospital has any valuables of any kind...

Also, Madame Lulu recently have checkup.

Also, you have a cart of books.

Although an eyewitness saw two white faced women, a bald man,

Although this truck is a 1956 International R190,

Although, I do have a few other books that I think you might like.

Always reading Italian poetry and activating trap doors.

Am I right?

An amusing party trick, Lulu

An anagram is a word created

An aphorism is a phrase that can sound mysterious,

An enormous fortune.

An excellent question, Klaus.

An institution after my own heart.

An Italian poet. 13th century. He wrote The Divine Comedy.

An old friend, Baudelaires.

An opportunity arises to use the information

An unemployed librarian came into my office

And "down," my personal least favorite direction.

And a book collection in the trunk.

And a cup of water served with what my Aunt Evelyn liked to call

And a fortune teller who got devoured by a lion.

And a husband I married for complicated reasons

And a labyrinth.

And a lot of stairs.

And a well curated collection of books.

And abandoned on a dusty patch of road,

And all alone.

And all I have to remember those happy days

And all sorts of happy things in the middle.

And all the people after me there.

And also an elevator.

And also party planning.

And also their enormous fortune.

And an extremely reliable typewriter.

And an overabundance of hardcover books! 210.

And anyone who's read about fire trucks knows

And anything we need to know about the orphans.

And are constantly causing problems.

And as chief of police, I will make sure that rule breakers are severely punished.

And as soon as the murder of crows embarked on their morning migration...

And as the self sustaining hot air mobile home rose into the sky,

And as you can see from my gown, I love freaks.

And ash.

And banking vice presidents were also giving chase...

And becomes a long distance runner.

And besides, ruthless kidnappers aren't in!

And brave.

And burn.

And burned at the stake.

And by a gym teacher who I met wandering around outside.

And clothing that's too big for us

And destroy any files about their crimes.

And did high impact bird watching. How many years ago was that?

And did I accept?

And do you know what I told them?

And do you know what I told them?

And do you know why?

And don't try to flatter me.

And ended up working in a lumber mill. Count Olaf still found us there.

And even hospital visit doesn't make you feel better.

And even now, I get a pang of guilt.

And every night until further notice

And everything will be taken care of by your loyal wait staff.

And extensive training in library science

And failing at their work as administrative assistants.

And finally, don't even get me started on Sunny's employee evaluation.

And find the truth about the tunnel between your elevator and our house.

And find yourself wandering across that same desolate landscape,

And find yourself wandering unemployed

And for big answers, you need to be asking of the crystal ball.

And for complicated reasons, a lumber mill.

And for me to try on one of these coats.

And for Sunny, a professional reappraisal

And for that reason, I would stop watching now,

And for that reason, the phrase "in the belly of the beast"

And Fowl Fountain is right outside that very wall.

And frankly, roving pack of starving lions really cuts down on tourist trade.

And from now on, I promise you can forget all about Count Olaf.

And grande is Italian for big.

And handing out heart shaped balloons to each person on our list.

And have only cheerful things happen to them.

And her accomplices.

And her husband Jerome, not pictured."

And his guest violinist.

And how to determine if a poison

And I am Esmé Gigi Geniveve Squalor,

And I am Nurse Cassandra Ursula Terrific Elliandra...

And I am proudly a legal guardian of Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire.

And I boss you to carry that crate to my car.

And I can guarantee that you orphans will never be okay again!

And I can think of no possible reason why you've not replied.

And I can think of no possible reason why you've not replied.

And I deserve candy for bringing the Baudelaires to you.

And I don't appreciate anyone mistreating my friends,

And I don't mean a pep rally.

And I experienced a terrible night at a masked ball

And I know no other remedy than to pass quickly through them."

And I make sure Jacques was safe in his cell last night.

And I need to get to Prufrock Preparatory School right away.

And I promise, if one of your parents really is alive, we'll find them, too.

And I studied the locks.

And I want an audience worthy of my greatness.

And I want it!

And I wonder which part of the beast is the most frightening.

And I'll have that sugar bowl.

And I'll make you a copy.

And I'm still your guardian.

And I've already cracked this Popsicle case.

And if I don't get my hands on the sugar bowl...

And in my office.

And in the morning you'll have big important answer

And invites you to use your talents to benefit the world.

And is autographed by the star of this month's manhunt.

And is being hosted by the innest auctioneer,

And issued a stiff but reasonable fine.

And it doesn't mean you'll be excused from the violin recital.

And it makes me terribly sad that one of you will be eaten by lions.

And it was a dark day for the faculty,

And Jacques...

And join Count Olaf and myself in his troupe. [Gasps in delight]

And just clear this matter up, once and for all?

And Klaus, you will be with Mrs. Bass in room two,

And leads to the Baudelaire home.

And let's... let's use commas and semicolons with reckless abandon.

And literary principles.

And little baby secretary I've heard so much about.

And little wolf freak will attack audience.

And Madame Lulu has your answer

And measuring random objects.

And more than one lavishly illustrated catalog

And Mrs. Bass, who would be arrested shortly for bank robbery.

And my wife and I have tickets to the theater.

And not just because I extended my leg when they walked by.

And not just because they were surrounded by so much salmon.

And now I have a fortune of childrens,

And now I'm squatting in a dusty saloon with a bunch of actors.

And now it's all gone

And now you claim he's responsible for his own murder?

And now, I am getting a name.

And now, please welcome to the stage,

And of course, the book of VFD rules.

And Olaf and the Quagmires.

And Olaf didn't cut off your head.

And one night, if they're ready to join... What was the poem?

And other people in some other place are dancing and having a good time.

And others doing my chores.

And our guardian threw us down an elevator shaft!

And overexposure to off brand dishwashing liquid.

And perform secretarial duties competently,

And prepare to be so dazzled your eyes will turn black.

And pretty lady dragging someone unconscious, please.

And purchase beverages to throw at the heads

And ran into a dead end at a bank.

And riding with him is the only way to get to the mountains.

And scared our poor donkey. Now he's in need of a bath.

And sending me to jail for a long time?

And she insists on a private tour of the bank.

And snuffed out the light of Count Olaf, um, in the night.

And so has our little sleeping beauty here.

And so, without further ado...

And sometimes, what seems like good news...

And soon, indeed, the sun will set, the fiery orb of life,

And sparkling with the light of a thousand stolen sapphires.

And standing beside said pit are five delicious freaks!

And stars a detective with a funny voice.

And stop waving into the camera

And sugar bowls are in...

And Sunny was troubled about the long drive ahead

And supports you with friendship, camaraderie and cash bribes.

And swallowed every last butterfly, alive and whole.

And that children could stay lost for ages.

And that he might need to hide behind the curtains.

And that includes you, Daniel.

And that oxygen goes, um...

And that police officer is Esmé Squalor.

And that Vice Principal Nero is thereby entitled to several bags of candy.

And the animal looks into your eyes, deep into them,

And the auction is over.

And the Baudelaire brats escaped again.

And the Baudelaires are wanted for your murder.

And the best time to launch is cocktail hour.

And the cover of night.

And the Daily Punctilio just put my obituary on the front page.

And the dramatic fall they would experience

And the eye of a salmon hidden in the bottom.

And the identity of the previous Madame Lulu,

And the incredibly stylish woman who found him again after all this time.

And the Library of Records right this very second.

And the mystery of what would happen next.

And the number of geese on the farm

And the omelet was really good.

And the only one serving an all salmon menu,

And the only thing that comforts me

And the party planning committee.

And the party planning committee.

And the priorities of a certain vice principal,

And the professional reappraisal for the Baudelaires.

And the rest might recognize us as "murderers" from the Daily Punctilio.

And the rest of Madame Lulu's boring clutter,

And the right sort of kindling.

And the surviving Baudelaires are about to be very, very dead.

And the terrifying knowledge that always approaching was another dark day,

And the word "anxious."

And then I'm off to find a clinic and/or bag of frozen peas

And then meet me at the car when you're done.

And then perhaps I'll be invited to join a legitimate orchestra.

And then spirits come in smoke and fire to answer you

And then they are to drag this bucket around and around

And then those have to be authorized.

And then to take this bucket of luminous paint.

And then you can join that little wolf baby in my acting troupe.

And then you keep biting your lip over and over

And then you'll be upgraded to a broom closet

And then, soon after that, I lost touch with your parents.

And then, when she's buttered...

And there are no in restaurants, no in boutiques.

And there are no in restaurants, no in boutiques.

And there are other details I've yet to discover,

And there's a beef and bean burrito with a ribbon on it just for me.

And there's nobody who can stop me.

And therefore is inarguably Olaf.

And these are my nurses, interns or whatever.

And they have never caused anyone any harm,

And they will starve to death

And they're making us failures who read books and stuff."

And they've framed the man looking for the Quagmires

And this creepy little face is like I have two heads.

And this is Spain's largest handkerchief.

And this isn't money. Uh, these are algebra quizzes.

And this one will determine your entire future.

And this stain happens to mark the secret location of VFD headquarters.

And this story is about to get much, much worse.

And three hideous children.

And three orphans.

And thus is the hospital's beating heart

And to be not in the dark not in the dark.

And two more being dragged to the auction house.

And wait seven to ten business days for approval.

And wait till you see the headlines.

And watch a few episodes of streaming television.

And we are always watching

And we are both real doctors, aren't we?

And we are in the belly of the beast.

And we need people who know how to put them out.

And we will watch as the lions devour them.

And we'll celebrate with all the trunk wine we want.

And we'll continue our lessons on the metric system

And we're keeping it all to ourselves out of our own selfishness.

And welcome, new students.

And what did I say to her? Do you think I told her to settle down?

And what do my tea leaves say?

And what he wants, something, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And what might that be?

And when I was 14, I was crowned False Spring Queen.

And when it sees that there is not...

And when they do, I won't be satisfied with just your fortune.

And whether Olivia would pack enough food for the journey.

And whether one of their parents was alive and waiting for them.

And whether she could repair it with nothing but a tagliatelle grande

And whether the course he charted was the best way.

And who are you, little girl, besides adorable?

And who here wants to hear about an exciting new program

And who knows that better than the two of you?

And who ties people's hands behind their backs to eat?

And who, pray tell, do you imagine performing such a dangerous job?

And within moments, you'll most certainly wish you were.

And won't be reachable at any moment at any time.

And yet remind certain people that I am a force to be feared and obeyed.

And you are?

And you may leave after giving me the candy.

And you murder an old enemy in a murder of crows

And you never know if that question will ever be answered.

And you wouldn't want all these witnesses to know

And you'll be safe as peas.

And you'll have to lean down and eat your food like a dog.

And you'll spend a long time in a cell of this quality or perhaps worse.

And you're important to me.

And you're just the same, aren't you?

And your kindness was repaid with misery, rule breaking and woe.

And your lip gets swollen, so you bite your lip again,

And your parents are dead.

And your symmetrical jawline?

And yours and yours and yours, and all eight of yours.

And, as far as my research has shown,

And, of course, the man who will be performing the operation,

And, right now, he's hiding our sister.

And?

And...

And/or Count Olaf.

Andiamo, prisoner.

Another mechanical device?

Another mysterious set of our parents' friends.

Another similarity shared by a miracle and a meatball:

Answer me, pippity squeaks!

Any questions?

Any real doctor would never perform a procedure

Any researcher traveling the Hinterlands

Any two bit grifter could guess those things.

Anybody in this hospital would stick out like a sore thumb

Anyone could walk into this saloon who's over 18.

Anything but my clipboard.

Anywhere but 667 Dark Avenue, so we learned something.

Apparently to retrieve a pen that they've dropped.

Aqueous martinis?

Are ending up in the hands of dreadful people?

Are rooted in the brainial area.

Are we living in garbage?

Are you a blithering idiot? Everyone knows I'm Carmelita Spats.

Are you going to let that happen?

Are you kidding? We're booked through February.

Are you okay? Huh?

Are you quite all right, Babs?

Are you ready to do chores for the entire town?

Are you saying I shouldn't fly in a deathtrap

Are you saying this to make my day more scary?

Are you still open?

Are you suggesting we pretend to have medical degrees

Are you sure we're safe here?

Arm wrestling. No holds barred.

Armed only with ruthless ambition and a large inheritance.

Around patriarchy.

Arrest this man!

Arrived yesterday and captured him.

Arsonist disguise.

As a cab driver, I have to take you where you want to go.

As a shined up platter of silver nickels in the mouth of a golden calf.

As anyone who has been to junior college knows,

As he laughed, he noted the numbness in his bare fingers

As head banker of the Baudelaires' affairs,

As I'm sure you've heard,

As if driven by the cruel whims of some unpredictable madman?

As in, Fowl Fountain.

As long as he is acting in the role of a consultant.

As long as he's at Prufrock Preparatory, nobody is safe.

As long as it takes rich people to eat lunch.

As long as you obey his every whim beyond all reason.

As soon as we're together,

As suggested by Vice Principal Nero

As the Baudelaires and Quagmires gathered together at Prufrock,

As the Baudelaires rejoiced at finding their friends...

As the day wore on, they were no closer to finding their friends.

As the secret police closed in,

As they ran lap after lap after lap after lap...

As they were about to double cross a man who almost certainly didn't deserve it.

As Vice Principal Nero, who could not play violin,

As Vice Principal Nero, who could not play violin,

As you can see, Lot Número One o

As you can see, this man also has one eyebrow.

As you can see, we have eyes everywhere.

As you see, is prime specimen, this VFD.

As you stand there squawking,

Ashes?

Ask about the sugar bowl.

Ask the spirits how that turned out.

Assuming your eyes are open and tilted towards me,

At Aunt Josephine's, we found a book that might contain some answers.

At last, we have a headquarters for our secret organization.

At least five or six times.

At least this place has beds we can sleep in tonight.

At least while I was awake.

At least you weren't late to class.

At Stain'd by the sea, which had to wait until now to be told

At Stain'd by the sea, which had to wait until now to be told

At the innest auction house, Veblen Hall,

At the top of a mountain.

Attendance is mandatory.

Au contrary. I'm dead.

Audiences love sloppy eating. Trust me, I know.

Aunt Josephine, dancing.

Aw! Which good cause?

Awesome! That's a word that means inspiring awe.

Based on their regular migration patterns.

Bats don't have feathers.

Baudelaires, are you ready for the worst morning of your...

Baudelaires, I believe this is your responsibility.

Baudelaires, open the curtains in the living room.

Baudelaires, so happy to see you, and in such stylish circumstances.

Baudelaires, there's seats at my table,

Baudelaires, too, found themselves on the lam.

Baudelaires, we know your story well. The tragic death of your parents.

Baudelaires, where were you last night between the hours of dusk and dawn?

Baudelaires!

Baudelaires! Baudelaires,

Baudelaires? Why are you here and so dusty?

Baudelaires? You're not doctors.

Baudelaires.

Baudelaires.

Be honest. What do you think of my hat?

Be right there, my pet.

Beat it out. [Beatboxing]

Beatrice stole it from me. I won't rest until it's stolen back.

Because everything is going according to plan.

Because I am here to fail you more

Because I'm actually cutting the rope that you tied...

Because I'm in the House of Freaks.

Because if you are seeing the belly, you have been devoured.

Because it is impossible to know the future.

Because it seems to me if you had the skills to stop me,

Because it would imply that at the conclusion

Because it would imply that Olaf was about to be captured,

Because it's a different question.

Because night is simply a badly lit version of day.

Because of your pleasant facial features?

Because that's the effect I was going for.

Because the House of Freaks show is about to begin!

Because they are, in fact, 100%...

Because they come from different places or happen to eat different foods...

Because we are concerned about some of our friends.

Because we believe that all people are brothers and sisters.

Because we represent the true human tradition,

Because when you're laughing, you're...

Because while the Baudelaire orphans would soon be far, far away from here,

Because you already know that it is so.

Because you are swimming against the current.

Because you'd be troubled by the suspense

Because you'd be worried it would taste awful

Bed searches will continue until the murderers have been found.

Before anyone else sees us eating in this hole in the wall! This place is so out!

Before anyone sees them in those clothes and my life is ruined.

Before I miss my helicopter

Before long, they'll find themselves bewildered and bedeviled

Before this episode in their lives was over.

Before this story gets so frightening

Before this story gets so frightening

Before we begin, does anyone have any questions?

Before you got mixed up with them,

Behold!

Behold. Corn! Something every normal person can eat.

Being cheerful is the point of Volunteers Fighting Disease.

Being on the lam is a disheartening and an uncomfortable way to live,

Believe me, Poe, I've seen this sort of thing before.

Besides, I doubt he'd be able to find you way out in the Hinterlands.

Besides, look at this place.

Beverly and Elliot, step on up.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Blanketing the world like snow.

Blast you, crumbling infrastructure.

Blueprints! Yeah, man.

Boat Captain disguise.

Bone saw?

Boss.

Both sets of them. Get the car!

Bowling alley.

Brand new season to explore the mysteries around you

Break out the trunk wine!

Breathe, breathe. Esmé, you sound like that banker.

Bride disguise.

Bright eyed woman with a copy of

Brown and...

Build faster. The faster we build, the faster that fortune is mine.

Burn him, too! I'll get more kindling!

Burn them in a fire!

Burn them in a fire! Burn them in a fire!

Burn them in a fire! Burn them in a fire!

Burn them!

Burn this tent down

But a dark day also refers to a time when something terrible is going on.

But a different Count Olaf than the one you've read about in the papers,

But alcoholic martinis are out and aqueous martinis are in.

But all I saw were freaks

But also to the secrets which might be surrounding you.

But as a volunteer, I don't want to take you back to Prufrock.

But as you and I know, school is hardly ever like that.

But at least you have absolutely normal shoulders.

But at least you're better off than I am.

But before I do, I have an important update.

But by the color of candy I want.

But can't find us 'cause we keep moving.

But elsewhere, a chance to end a villain's treachery.

But even though the Baudelaires busied themselves with many tedious chores,

But first, how about a hand for our ringmaster?

But first, I want you to light this tent on fire.

But for some unknown reason, neither the individual guardian

But for the rest of you, your last meal.

But getting whipped with it is often damp and uncomfortable.

But he's getting suspicious. I don't know how long I can fool him.

But his butterflies were safe from government questioning.

But I am, please, a foreigner.

But I brought along the necessary paperwork,

But I brought them here.

But I can pour you a double shot of You'll Never Take Me Alive.

But I can't condone spending large sums of money on frivolous items.

But I do have something to give you.

But I do know my brother loved her.

But I don't want noisy children cluttering up my home, eh? Right?

But I had no idea her salary was that high.

But I had the AV club program it to recognize the hallmarks of Count Olaf.

But I have an opportunity for you all that might make us all very, very happy.

But I have found someone I know who can fill her shoes.

But I like crunchy foods, too. I've got a basket full of Mexican turnips.

But I make the best of it.

But I think it's the first letter of each line.

But I think there's a gift waiting for you.

But I want to steal from you.

But I want whomever is chosen to throw Madame Lulu in instead.

But I wanted to show you all how much I admire you.

But I was really hoping for better than being imprisoned for murder

But I'm afraid I couldn't possibly go any further than here.

But I'm afraid it's a cake sniffer free zone.

But I'm also your guardian. You can tell me anything.

But I'm awake now, from Esmé's treachery and after a very long nap,

But I'm here to deliver a special message to the Baudelaires.

But I'm prepared to offer them a place in my troupe.

But I'm the most special girl in the whole school.

But if it were, instead of telling you how the Baudelaires

But if Jacques believed that there was a survivor,

But if Snicket's followed us,

But if we don't escape now, we could be next.

But if you are viewing this story, you will be anxious and troubled

But if you insist on watching,

But if you're not murderers,

But instead take you out to lunch on solid ground?

But is bedtime, please.

But it can end with Count Olaf.

But it doesn't cost more money to leave the library door unlocked.

But it gives us an opportunity. Come on.

But it is the best way to describe how Klaus and Sunny felt,

But it is the rules, and one must follow the rules

But it's all gone,

But it's close.

But it's only until we reach the mountains.

But it's so big, I thought you'd like to bunk together tonight.

But it's time for the main event.

But let other people track down Count Olaf.

But life is like that.

But look through the spy glass, and you see the word "Department."

But lucky for you cats, I'm a peachy detective with a face for TV

But Madame Lulu looked in her crystal ball and saw one of them survived.

But maybe they can tell us where they're hidden.

But never fear. This is a very fashionable block.

But no one does because no one's allowed.

But not because we got a call five minutes ago.

But not by name! No!

But not for what to do when they escape.

But not for what to do when they escape.

But not in a classroom.

But now he's dead.

But now they're in.

But now we must hurry before Count Olaf gets back

But Olaf captured us.

But Olaf is here now and we're all in danger.

But one of the eagles flew off with my best pair of binoculars that day.

But only if you get it to them. You can find them at this location.

But people send me files from all over the world

But Prufrock Preparatory School has a motto.

But reconnoiter this, villagers.

But remember to read as little information as possible.

But rules are important too. I'm sorry, children.

But she hasn't come back.

But sometimes we make sacrifices in the name of advancement.

But that advanced computer prevents us from waltzing in the front door.

But that was...

But that's all right. We will fix your delinquent behavior once and for all.

But that's gone now. My life's work has been destroyed.

But that's not viable in the long term. They'll hit growth spurts eventually.

But the Council of Elders overpowered us, just as they overpowered my poor old ma.

But the visitors to the carnival were excited, so it's good for business.

But the world would see us as freaks.

But there are so many secrets in this world

But there is one expression that describes the Baudelaires' situation perfectly,

But there is one thing I do know. The Baudelaires' lives

But there is still time for it to get much worse.

But there was never a budget for it.

But there's no markings in the valley.

But there's no need to discuss such unpleasantness.

But these children were involved in that kidnapping scandal.

But these lions have not been given any meat.

But they also felt relieved, because their friends were safe.

But they can never agree on what he looks like.

But they should have been troubled about Olaf,

But things are looking up for me.

But think about the poor Quagmire twins and their sparkly sapphires.

But this place has so many rules, I wouldn't know where to start.

But to the trained eye, shaped a little like a solution.

But until then?

But we at Mulctuary Money Management are exploring guardian options

But we have to find Violet before it's too late.

But we threw that in the garbage now that herring is in.

But we were there voluntarily. We're volunteers.

But we're gonna try.

But we're not the real criminals here. [breathes heavily]

But what choice do we have?

But what could possibly do that?

But with a sound you'll hear later in this episode.

But you can always find a kind person

But you can call me Officer Luciana.

But you could be someplace else.

But you do not know about the deep and dangerous pit nearby,

But you don't have to hide from me, children.

But you don't want us cowards in your troupe.

But you have an appointment.

But you have no reason to be as haunted as I am.

But you have to be quiet and do as I say.

But you have to stay still, okay?

But you know that Count Omar was far from innocent.

But you look like people I feel I can trust.

But you may call me Officer Luciana, your new chief of police.

But you said the Quagmires were inside that box of doilies.

But your own troubles could be over this instant

But, as always, in the field of medicine,

But, before I do, I have an important update.

But, Hector, you can't leave.

But, in fact, is very wise.

But, Mr. Poe, it's Secretary's Day.

But, of course, the night was the darkest day for the Baudelaires,

Butterflies in your stomach, Dr. Faustus?

Buy some popcorn!

Buy your reasonably priced concessions now,

By gum, I want to live!

By hiding them inside an item in this glossy, classy catalog?

By measuring various objects

By pressing any nearby button marked "stop."

By putting the "whip" back into "whip you into shape."

By rearranging letters in a different word,

By stealing a sugar bowl.