Quagmire Soundboard - Family Guy Edit

But

But they gotta pay.

Damn, this itches

Don't look at me like that.

Fat chicks need love too.

Giggitty

Giggity giggity giggity

Hello 911.

Hello transvestite back off.

Hey honey, don't you turn around and show me the lower East sad.

Hey there sweetie.

Hey there.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket 'cause you got fine written all over you.

Hey.

Hi I'm quagmire.

How about now?

How good are you?

How old are you?

I can bench press 800 pounds.

I don't know, fellas, I think there's potential in this crowd.

I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through.

I like where this is going.

I wonder who gave it to me?

I'm in.

Is quagmire?

Kick me out.

No problem.

No.

Oh, now see I think that's a neat idea.

Or 50 really fat kids for 1000 bucks?

Please.

Rapid giggidy

Sure.

Thanks.

That was strangely arousing.

That's awful, that's awful.

The hell they just *** ****

There's no more girly magazines in the camp.

They can hold yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for 50 bucks apiece.

Top of that ***** I need a ride to the gas station.

Way to check pre op or post out.

Where I heard that before.

Wow.

Yeah, first.

Yeah, let's hit the bar.

Yes.

You win.

You're right, this place blows.

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