💬 Wanda Sykes Soundboard

Black people, we need a better publicist.

Damn you and your luggage.

Hey, let's get black to business.

How would you like it if I stabbed you and it stuck my finger in the hole?

I AM 66. Sick of your shit.

I am sick and tired.

I hope you get sickle cell.

I think this came from a watch.

I think you dislocated my vagina.

I'm like ohh man. He should have called me.

Motherfucker, you don't need a new phone.

Oh my God, it is you.

Oh, I'm leaving you, you'll slut.

One side wax and one side raising that shit don't match.

Sucking all that pipe like a little bitch.

This shit is not normal #not normal #unusual #weird #strange #very weird #very strange #out of the ordinary

We're black, but we're green.

You need Supercuts and the shave.

Wanda Sykes Soundboard
Wanda Yvette Sykes is an American stand-up comedian, actress, and writer. She was first recognized for her work as a writer on The Chris Rock Show in 1999. She is also known for her roles on CBS' The New Adventures of Old Christine and HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm. See also: The Wanda Sykes Show, Wanda at Large, The Upshaws, 94th Academy Awards, Jexi, and The Wedding Year.
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