Best in Show (2000) Soundboard Edit

A little cloudy coming up through West Virginia.

Absolutely beautiful.

And after all the grooming, the petting, the kibbles, the liver snaps.

And Hubert used to be able to make the sound.

And I walked across the street, and there you were...

And it requires a kind of scientifiic mind.

And it sounded like Macadamia nut.

And last, lastly we have the...

And she was there with somebody else.

And she's the epitome of glamour, you know..

And that's it. That's the order.

And the Bloodhound...

And the judge is Everett Bainbridge, if I'm not wrong

And the judge is Judge Freda Dunlop

And the roar of the crowd, the energy...

And what Shih Tzus need rescuing, anyway?

And you know, at some point, a good friend of ours said:

Anyway, so we get together, we see several movies...

Are they allowed to dress up a dog in a funny way?

Beatrice has..

Bratwurst and shillelaghs. Paging Dr

Bring home the blue ribbon!

Bring out the Bloodhound.

Bring out the Shih Tzu, please.

Brought to you by lams EukanubaÃ

Bulge?

But his mind is like a telepathy..

But once we get into Pennsylvania, it's still overcast

But you can look in the box here. We have more.

But, I do like what she did with my hair

Camera adds a few inches

Congratulations, you did a great job.

Cookie Googleman?

Did you put the vitamins in?

Different dogs have different intonations and tones.

Don't worry, I know where I am

Drove up from Florida.

Fat. Fat

First in group. Best in Show coming up

For the dog's gait and movement, to see the small angles.

Good night. Don't stay up all night watching old movies

Grab somebody and get a menu. And you'll be able to order from them.

Hat Lady. F f hat Lady

Have a great time!

Have her run away and then run back

He had Red Bones...

He is a highly respected judge.

He took these pictures for us about two years ago for Stefan's birthday.

He wasn't talking, but he used to go....

He's a mean man. Here you go.

He's just a natural. And look at his face.

How does the name Mayflower get up to the Quaker City?

How much?

I couldn't find it. I went to the hotel, I asked.

I didn't ask for your opinion

I don't know if I can say, I won't mention names...

I honestly feel that way. But, you never know..

I kept going in circles.

I like to take Hubert for a walk in the woods before...

I notice in these competitions they don't do the basic...

I think she could use some glamour.

I thought he was kidding.

I was born...

I was talking to his owner and handler, Harlan Pepper...

I'd be tempted to lay a few dollars.

I'd say, Peanut.

I'll alert the staff to your presence too

I'll be on my way. You can take my photo

I'm the chief hostage negotiator for the Akron and tri county area.

I've banged a lot of waitresses in my day

If I could get you to sign here?

If the police came and said, I need a great Bloodhound...

If you had cash for two nights' deposit, then we'll

If you were ready on time, we wouldn't have to take a taxi.

Immediately

In five days from now, you are not gonna believe the difference.

It could be a Disco Midge, it could be a Beadhead...

It's a crowd pleaser.

It's a gut reaction on some level. These are all...

It's important that all attributes are examined

It's just he and the Borzoi seemed to have the same prance, the same....

It's Miss Cummings

It's on this side.

It's sad, when you look at how beautiful they are...

It's so nice. Great!

Just follow him.

Just get away from me, you goddamn asshole!

Just take a walk and, you know...

Let me ask you. This may be a little bit off the path.

Let me see what I can do

Like I could say to the president of the IKennel Club:

Like the umpire calling a close play at home plate in the bottom of the 9th.

Look at me. Don't look at anybody else

Look at you

Lot of hearts in dogs' throats.

Malcolm. Malcolm, Malcolm, Malcolm.

Nice to see you, Malcolm.

No, you see, it's coming up bad each time

No!

Not that I can see, anyway. No one here.

Oh, Gerry. Oh, Gerry.

Okay. I'm just trying to help

Once around.

Or is it a different language?

Play with it till it gets dark

Please control your dog.

Right around here. Let's try again

She has five minutes to look and find what's new.

She looks at the teeth....

So, how's everything? Did he eat the pâte?

Sweetheart?

Take care, Hubert. We'll see you

Tell them they sent one notice

Terry's a photographer...

Thank you, sir. One

Thank you. Thanks.

That handler looks familiar to me.

That would be no fun

That's it.

That's Scott, and he cuts hair, he grooms dogs...

That's what the dog's responding to

That's where you look when you lose things!

The breeds do differ in that, but they're very strict...

The country, the boundaries, doesn't make any difference?

The group is all about attitude. And look at this

The last seven. The best of the best

The Norwich Terrier!

The Sheltie.

There's a lot of winners that have come out of this group in past shows

These pom poms are keeping Butch's hips warm from the cold water.

They ain't got no lakes or rivers?

They are a playful bunch, aren't they?

They can talk. So, what he's doing, he's talking.

They just.... It's breeding.

They used to call me Loopy...

They're going for all the marbles. The Best in Show

They're just one cuter than the other.

This center will be packed with people.

This group is actually known as..

This is a very special time for me.

This kennel that I opened up was really just a kennel..

Those are the basic commands

Three. And four

Trying to get some playing time.

Two

Two notices, honey

Two. Three. Four.

We were given the key to the city from the mayor.

We, we, we had....

We've got some real standards...

Well, I am particular about my hair.

Well, I've got...

Well, let's...

Well, she's just checking out the dog's testicular area to make sure..

Well, welcome

Well...

What did she do when she saw you?

What I want her to do is calm down a little bit.

What the devil is going on?

What the hell is this?

What's that doing at the Mayflower?

Where's the dog?

Which I never tasted. I didn't want to look like a loser.

Who's my future?

Why do they have them run away and then back up?

With....

Yes. Yes

You can freshen up in there.

You have to do it. You have to.

You know what would be funny? It's just an idea off the top of my head

You know what?

You name it, they're here!

You too. You've grown.

You were gone for a half hour and you came back with this purple thing?!

You're not allowed to see them.

Your house is beautiful. The food, delicious.

1 1 7 2 8

2 8.

...superb animals. Very subjective, then.

And I had my Mac. Your Mac.

And what's the first category here? The Hound group.

Could I offer another suggestion? That's bull!

Doesn't she look fantastic? Boy, I'll say

Gerry, how's the boy? Hello, Max.

Good. Oh, it's super. Really super. Yeah.

He's got his hands full. Yes

I saw the Chucky No, that's chucky

I was drinking cappuccinos. I remember.

I would hope so. We're in very good hands.

Is that a Shih Tzu in your...? An old joke, but still good

It doesn't look like everything. I counted

Last two years here at the Mayflower. That's

More Gouda, honey? No, thanks, Gerry.

Quite impressive. Dead lifted over 500.

She knows this. She has a winner's attitude.

Tanka up. Tanka.

Thanks

Thanks. We'll take care of everything.

There's coffee if you're interested. Oh, thank you. Yes

They have plenty of money. So do we.

We only do that once a year. She must be very proud.

We should have gotten horses. Little bitty horses.

We'll take care of you. You'll be fine

What the ? Are you all right?

Who knew? Look at this. It's all you

You gotta be happy. The big show.

You're so thoughtful. Love you.

Zach, listen. He has a parachute around his neck!

..

... which was going to set the world aflame.

...and he shows dogs, and he's a genius

...and I do the grunt work, the details.

...and I think that's what put it in my head at that point.

...and I went to a show, and I saw his nibs here...

...and with the soap

...because, you know, I would walk in little loops.

...but it's really not my style, so I took it off.

...but now is when we feel excitement...

...Cookie's husband, Gerry Fleck.

...from myself

...how to walk a straight line

...is come here and kind of, for the last time, enjoy the solitude...

...l just really need to listen to my inner instinct..

...play around with. It doesn't come trippingly off the tongue

...Pomeranian, your little teacup Poodle, what have you.

...sometimes give him...

...still open at this point.

...the blue ribbon.

...these aren't just winners. These are winners within winners.

...thing where he says:

...we didn't win at Mayflower

...we had a rock group here...

...where they look around and they don't know...

...where...

...you need to up the ante a little bit. This is another good cleaning product.

...you want to circle this night in your TV Guide..