The Whole Nine Yards Edit

A BIENTOT.

A CONTRACT KILLER OR YOUR WIFE?

A COUPLE OF SPARE BODIES LYING AROUND.

A DRIVE?

A FINDER'S FEE? ON A MURDER CONTRACT?

A FRIEND.

A HIT MAN?

A MAN OF WISION AND...

A MAN WHO STOOD UP FOR HIS BELIEFS.

A MINUTE AGO.

A MOB CONTRACT?

A.K.A. FRANKIE FIGS.

AAH!

AAH!

ABOUT 10 MILLION VERY GOOD REASONS

ABOUT WHAT? LOVING YOU?

ACTUALLY WASN'T GOING TO TELL YOU THIS,

ACTUALLY, ARUBA'S NOT THAT NICE.

ACTUALLY, EVERYONE SEEMS TO LIKE HIM...

ACTUALLY, I DID.

ACTUALLY, MR. TUDESKI, I'M STILL A VIRGIN.

AFRAID SO.

AFTER YOU NEGOTIATE A FINDER'S FEE.

AGAIN?

AHH.

ALL RIGHT, BUT DON'T TELL ME.

ALL RIGHT, IF YOU SAY SO.

ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I'VE GOT A DEADLINE.

ALL RIGHT, MAYBE HE WON'T COME AFTER US.

ALL RIGHT, NOBODY MOVE.

ALL RIGHT, NOW, DON'T EXPECT TOO MUCH.

ALL RIGHT, SO LET'S GO OVER THIS ONE MORE TIME.

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM.

ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS DRILL.

AM I RIGHT?

AN EARLY WEDDING PRESENT FROM JIMMY.

AN UNDERAGE PATIENT. AN UNDERAGE MALE PATIENT.

AND A DEATH CERTIFICATE.

AND ALL THE "T"s CROSSED.

AND BANKRUPTCY AND EMBARRASSMENT,

AND BESIDES, HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING TO ME.

AND BESIDES, TRUST ME,

AND CALL ME THE SECOND YOU GET BACK.

AND CAN I JUST SAY, MR. FIGUEROA,

AND CHARACTER.

AND CHOP YOUR LEGS OFF,

AND DAVE TOLD ME HE REFUSED WITNESS PROTECTION.

AND EVEN IF I WANTED TO MAKE ANOTHER GO OF IT

AND EVENTUALLY COME AFTER ME AND THE MONEY.

AND FOR A SCUMBAG LIKE JIMMY T?

AND FROM THE DENTAL RECORDS, WE WERE ABLE TO ESTABLISH

AND HE'S HE'S PRETTY NICE, YOU KNOW?

AND HE'S BRINGING MY WIFE WITH HIM.

AND HERE'S THE FUNNY PART. HE'S A HIT MAN, TOO.

AND HURRY HOME.

AND I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM SAYING THIS OUT LOUD.

AND I GIVE YOU YOUR DIVORCE.

AND I KNOW THAT FRANKIE CAN BE VERY PERSUASIVE.

AND I REALLY, REALLY WANT THIS TO HAPPEN.

AND I'D BE SOMEWHERE LIKE, UH...

AND I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

AND I'LL BEEP YOU RIGHT BACK.

AND IF I COULD JUST HAVE ONE AFTERNOON OF YOUR TIME,

AND IF YOU AIN'T PREPARED TO DO IT, JIMMY, THEN

AND IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE ALL 3 SIGNATURES,

AND IF YOU DON'T DO THIS FOR ME,

AND JAMES STEFAN TUDESKI.

AND JANNI, LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT JANNI.

AND LIKE I SAID BEFORE,

AND LIKE I SAID, HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN DIVORCE.

AND MRS. CYNTHIA OSERANSKY.

AND ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS HE WANTED ME TO DO

AND SAID THAT I'M CRAZY, THAT I'VE GONE NUTS.

AND SAID, "YES"?

AND SHOW THEM A COPY

AND SOPHIE'S HITTER IS RIGHT OUTSIDE.

AND STICKS YOU WITH THE BILL.

AND TELL JANNI'S GUYS YOU'RE BEING IMPOLITE?

AND THAT GUY JIMMY RIGHT OVER THERE

AND THAT IS ON THE LEVEL.

AND THAT MEANS SOMETHING?

AND THAT'S PROBABLY WHY I DIDN'T LIKE IT.

AND THE BULLET COMES OUT RIGHT HERE.

AND THE ONLY WAY ANYONE COULD GET THE MONEY

AND THEN IF YOU PUT ANY MAYONNAISE ON IT,

AND THEN WHEN HE'S DONE WITH THAT,

AND THIS IS THE EXACT SAME TIME

AND THIS SCAR'S A REMINDER NEVER GET TOO CLOSE.

AND TRY TO COLLECT ON THE CONTRACT?

AND TRY TO FIND SOMEBODY ELSE, THEN

AND WE DON'T WANT THAT.

AND WE DRIVE LIKE HELL BACK TO NIAGARA FALLS.

AND WE'LL STILL BE FRIENDS, OK?

AND WHAT BUSINESS WOULD THAT BE?

AND WHAT DID HE DO?

AND WHATEVER HE'S DONE, HE'S BEEN TO PRISON,

AND YOU DON'T FIND MY WIFE ATTRACTIVE?

AND YOU DON'T THINK MY WIFE IS A GOOD PERSON?

AND YOU ENGAGED IN SEXUAL CONGRESS

AND YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THIS CAR,

AND YOU JUST ALL KINDS OF FINE, NOW, AIN'T YOU?

AND YOU KNOW HIM?

AND YOU KNOW SOMEBODY WHO WOULD DO THIS?

AND YOU MAKE HIM DEAD, OK?

AND YOU THINK THIS JAMES...

AND YOU WON'T EVEN LIFT A FINGER?!

AND YOU, ARE YOU CAHOOTING WITH THEM?

AND YOU'RE GONNA HELP.

AND, UH...

AND?

AND...

AND...

ANSFER THAT.

ANY EMERGENCIES, I GOT MY BEEPER ON.

ANYBODY WE KNOW?

ANYONE I KNOW?

ANYTHING.

ANYWAY, LAZLO DOESN'T WANT IT TO LOOK LIKE A HIT, RIGHT?

APPARENTLY THAT FELL THROUGH, SO SHE CAME TO ME.

APPARENTLY, JANNI GOGO IS ON HIS WAY UP HERE,

APPARENTLY.

ARE GOING TO GO BACK TO CHICAGO?

ARE WE TALKING HYPOTHETICALLY,

ARE YOU DOING IT TONIGHT?

ARE YOU GOING ALONE?

ARE YOU GOING TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH HER?

ARE YOU GONNA TRY TO SAVE HER?

ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO GET BACK TOGETHER?

ARE YOU GUYS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE?

ARE YOU SURE?

ARE YOU THE OWNER OF A BROWN TOYOTA COROLLA,

AREN'T YOU GONNA CRY OUT FOR HELP?

ARUBA.

AS A DENTIST, MY HUSBAND WAS VERY SUCCESSFUL.

AS LONG AS MY HUSBAND DOESN'T.

AS MUCH AS I DO.

AS SOON AS JIMMY'S DEAD,

AS SOON AS THEY'RE DONE WITH JIMMY,

ASK CYNTHIA TO JOIN US, PLEASE?

AT JANNI GOGOLAK'S HOUSE.

AT LEAST ONE.

AT THE ART MUSEUM TODAY.

AT THE OLD PORT.

AW, COME ON, OZ. WHAT COULD BE SO TERRIBLE?

AW, DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF.

BACK TO CANADA.

BARBECUE?

BARBECUE.

BE CAREFUL.

BE RIGHT BACK.

BECAUSE HE FAILED TO CHECK IN THIS MORNING.

BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD TO.

BECAUSE I HAVE TO RESCHEDULE ALL YOUR APPOINTMENTS.

BECAUSE I TOLD HIM.

BECAUSE I'M JUST I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING

BECAUSE I'M NOT THE FIRST ONE SHE CAME TO ON THIS.

BECAUSE IF HE KILLS YOU

BECAUSE IF YOU SCREW THIS UP,

BECAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT THERE,

BECAUSE SHE'S YOUR WIFE.

BECAUSE WE'RE NOT GOING TO THE ART MUSEUM.

BECAUSE...

BEEP HIM.

BEFORE I VOMITED, I ORDERED SCOTCH.

BELIEVE ME, IF THERE WAS ANY OTHER WAY

BELIEVE ME, YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON IN THE WORLD

BESIDES,

BETTER YET, CALL ME RIGHT AFTER,

BETTER YET, STAY JUST LIKE THAT.

Bogart: I HOPE SO.

Bogart: LOOKS LIKE YOU DON'T WANT IT ENOUGH,

BOTH OF THEM WERE BIG SHOTS IN A CHICAGO CRIME SYNDICATE.

Both: THEY'RE GOING TO KILL YOU.

BUT

BUT BETTER JIMMY THAN YOU, RIGHT?

BUT EVERYTHING I DID WAS FOR LOVE.

BUT HE AIN'T EXACTLY DEAD.

BUT HE KNOWS I DON'T WANT TO BE MARRIED TO HIM ANYMORE,

BUT HE'S A KILLER. YOU SAID SO YOURSELF.

BUT HE'S GOT TO GO,

BUT I ALSO WANT $1 MILLION

BUT I CAN'T LET YOU KILL HER.

BUT I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT TO DIE.

BUT I FOUND A TAPE.

BUT I SPENT SOME TIME WITH THE GUY TODAY,

BUT I SWEAR TO GOD,

BUT I'M GONNA SEND THIS BURGER BACK,

BUT I'M JUST TELLING YOU WHAT I SEE, MISTER.

BUT I'M NOT GOING TO RAT HIM OUT.

BUT I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU.

BUT IF YOU THINK I SHOULD GO

BUT IN ORDER TO GET THE MONEY,

BUT IT SEEMS THAT YOUR WIFE RECENTLY TRIED

BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW...

BUT LISTEN, I HAVE...

BUT MURDER HE'S OK WITH?

BUT NO SIGN OF HANSON.

BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

BUT THE TRUTH IS, YOUR WIFE CAME ON TO ME.

BUT THEN, AFTER I GOT TO KNOW HIM,

BUT UNTIL I SPEAK TO MY ATTORNEY

BUT WHEN I TALKED TO JIMMY...

BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL HIM?

BUT YOU ARE INTENDING TO KILL HIM?

BUT YOU DID TURN HER DOWN,

BUT YOU DO KNOW WHERE JIMMY IS, DON'T YOU?

BUT YOU WERE YOU WERE GONNA KILL ME?

BUT, OZ, DON'T YOU GET IT? EITHER WAY, I'M DEAD.

BUT, SIR

BUT, UH, YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE

BUT...

BY THE WAY,

BY THE WAY, HOW'S YOUR URINATION?

BY THE WAY, I'D BE HAPPY TO DO YOUR WIFE FOR YOU.

BY THE WAY, THE HELL BITCH CALLED.

BYE BYE, OZ.

BYE, JANNI.

CAHOOTS? RIGHT, CAHOOTS.

CALL ME DURING. I WANT ALL THE DETAILS.

CAN I HELP YOU?

CAN WE HAVE ANOTHER MINUTE?

CAN WE JUST HAVE A MINUTE, PLEASE?

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

CAN YOU DO ME A HUGE FAVOR WHILE YOU'RE THERE?

CAN YOU MOVE ANY SLOWER THAN THIS, FELLAS?

CAN YOU TELL ME WHY THEY DO THAT?

CAN YOU...

CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE www.ncicap.org

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

CERTAINLY.

CERTAINLY.

CHEATED ON ME CONSTANTLY.

CHICAGO.

CHOKED. HIM?

COME ON, FRANKIE TOLD ME

COME ON.

COME TO COLLECT ON THE CONTRACT.

CONTRACT KILLING.

COULD YOU TELL US WHERE YOUR WIFE MIGHT BE?

CYNTHIA, DON'T RUSH OFF.

CYNTHIA, IT SEEMS THAT MR.

CYNTHIA, NONE OF THIS WAS MY IDEA.

CYNTHIA?

CYNTHIA'S WAITING FOR YOU.

DAMN. THIS IS A HIT. STAY RIGHT HERE.

DAVE DOES NOT EXIST.

DAVE, I'M TELLING YOU,

Dave: YOU'RE BACK IN CHICAGO?

DID YOU DO WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO?

DID YOU KNOW SHE WAS A HITTER?

DID YOU MEAN WHAT YOU SAID?

DISAPPEAR,

DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU.

DIVORCE HIM?

DO I HAVE TO ANSWER THAT?

DO I OR DON'T I?

DO MY WIFE?

DO THEY HAVE VOMIT BAGS ON THE FLIGHT?

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO THAT IS?

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR VEHICLE IS, SIR?

DO YOU MIND IF I SAY SOMETHING?

DO YOU OR DON'T YOU...

DO YOU SEE WHY I COULDN'T KILL HIM?

DO YOU WANT TO TALK TO HER?

DO YOU WANT TO USE IT OR NOT?

DOCTOR, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING STUPID

DOCTOR?

DOCTOR.

DOES THIS SLIDE? WHAT?

DOES YOUR WIFE HAVE ANY, UM...

DOESN'T HE LOOK WORRIED, FRANKIE?

DON'T BLONG? DON'T BE LONG.

DON'T GET ANY IDEAS.

DON'T GET ME WRONG, OZ. I LIKE YOU A LOT.

DON'T WORRY.

DON'T WORRY. I GOT ALL THE "I"s DOTTED

DON'T YOU BELIEVE IT.

DON'T YOU READ THE PAPERS, LADY?

DR. OSERANSKY,

DR. OSERANSKY,

DR. OSERANSKY, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS,

DR. OSERANSKY. HE'S A DENTIST.

EARLIER.

ECOUTEZ MOI, DOCTEUR,

Edward G. Robinson: SHOOT!

EVEN THOUGH I WENT TO JANNI?

EVERY RED BLOODED AMERICAN KNOWS

EVERYBODY DIES.

EVERYBODY QUIET.

EVERYBODY'S INSIDE.

EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE IN ORDER.

EXACTLY THE WAY I'M ACTING RIGHT NOW.

EXACTO.

EXCUSE ME!

EXCUSE ME?

EXCUSE ME?

EXCUSE ME?

EXCUSE ME?HIS WIFE HIRED ME.

EXCUSE ME.

EXCUSE ME.

EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU THREATENING ME?

EXPECTING A CALL?

EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THAT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS.

FEEL BETTER.

FEEL MY ARM. GOOSEBUMPS.

FEELING BETTER?

FEMININE PRODUCTS?

FIND OUT WHERE HE IS! JUST STAY RIGHT THERE!

FIND SOMEBODY ELSE AND JUST START OVER.

FINDER'S FEE?

FIRST MISTAKE.

FOR 10,000?

FOR A HELL OF A LOT MORE THAN $10,000.

FOR A HITTER.

FOR OUR IMMEDIATE PURPOSES, THERE IS NO DAVE.

FOR PEOPLE THAT JUST LIKE ME.

FORGET ABOUT DAVE.

FRANKIE EXPLAINED TO ME

FRANKIE FIGS WAS IN YOUR ROOM?

FRANKIE FIGS.

FRANKIE WILL ACCOMPANY YOU

FRANKIE, DUCT TAPE.

FRANKIE, YOU'LL LET ME KNOW?

FRANKIE.

FRANKLIN FIGUEROA.

FRIENDS DO NOT ENGAGE IN SEXUAL CONGRESS

FROM THE GOGOLAK GANG.

FULL SIZE CAR, PLEASE.

GET BACK ON THE PLANE, AND FLY BACK TO CHICAGO,

GET HER BAG.

GET OUT OF CANADA, JUST GET THE HELL OUT.

Girl: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

GLAD TO HEAR IT.

GO HAVE A LOOK.

GO OUT AND GET LAID.

GOD, I'M GOING TO LOVE THIS.

GOING TO BE A DEAD STUD.

GOOD LUCK, MY DARLING.

GOOD LUCK.

GOOD MORNING, DOCTOR.

GOOD NEWS?

GOOD.

GOOD. GET TO KNOW HIM.

GOOD. LET'S GO FOR A DRIVE.

GOT DEFINITE POTENTIAL.

GOTCHA.

GREAT NEWS.

GREAT.

GREAT.

HA HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA.

HA HA HA.

HA HA!

HA HA!

HA HA! GO AHEAD. SHOW HIM HOW YOU'RE NOT AFRAID TO DIE.

HA HA.

HA. HA HA HA.

HA. RELAX.

HA. WHO'S UPSET?

Hanson: AND YOUR MOTHER, SHE KNOWS ABOUT THIS?

Hanson: HEY...

HAVE A 1 800 NUMBER OR ANYTHING.

HAVE A DRINK.

HAVE ANOTHER MARTINI.

HAVE INFORMATION REGARDING THE WHEREABOUTS

HAVE WE MET BEFORE?

HAVE YOU SEEN JANNI YET?

HAVE YOU VOMITED RECENTLY?

HE ALREADY KNEW. HOW?

HE CAME ON TO ME!

HE CAME ON TO ME. WHAT?

HE COMES TO SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS,

HE DIDN'T SOUND UPSET.

HE DIDN'T, DID HE?

HE DOES, MAN.

HE DOESN'T WANT TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

HE GOT A NAME?

HE GOT CAUGHT MOLESTING A PATIENT.

HE LAUGHS WHEN SOMETHING'S FUNNY FOR A CHANGE.

HE SAID HE'S IN LOVE WITH CYNTHIA.

HE SAID YOU GUYS HAVEN'T EVEN MET.

HE TOOK A REALLY... REALLY LONG TIME TO DIE.

HE TOOK ME TO SEE JANNI GOGOLAK.

HE TRIED TO BACK OUT, AND YOU KILLED HIM.

HE TRIED TO BACK OUT?

HE WAS ON AN UNDERCOVER ASSIGNMENT.

HE WAS SITTING IN MY ROOM.

HE WAS THERE WHEN YOU KILLED JANNI AND A COP.

HE WAS THERE.

HE WON'T. I PROMISE.

HE WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT I HAD GONE SOFT

HE'D WANT TO KILL ME TO SO HE CAN

HE'S A LITTLE UPSET.

HE'S ASLEEP.

HE'S DESPERATE. HE'D SLEEP WITH A MEAT GRINDER.

HE'S GOING TO KILL ME, ISN'T HE?

HE'S GOING TO MAKE YOU DEAD.

HE'S GONNA COME AFTER YOU.

HE'S NOT GOING TO TRY ANYTHING.

HE'S PAID HIS DEBT TO SOCIETY.

HEH.

HELL OF A PARKING SPACE.

HELLO.

HELLO.

HERE IN CHICAGO, TALKING WITH JANNI.

HERE WITH ME?

HERE'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO.

HEY, HEY, FRANKIE, FRANKIE.

HEY, WHY'D YOU STOP?

HEY.

HEY...

HI, JANNI.

HI, MOM.

HI.

HI.

HI. YOU MUST BE OUR NEW NEIGHBOR.

HIS WRITTEN REPORTS.

HMM?

HMM?

HMM.

HMM.

HMM. I DON'T BLAME YOU.

HO HO HO. BANG! ZOOM!

HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO GET OZ?

HOW CAN I NOT WORRY?

HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?

HOW MUCH DID SHE OFFER YOU?

HOW MUCH WAS IT?

HOW YOU DOIN', MAN?

HOW? HOW DID HE KNOW THAT?

HUEVOS GRANDES, AMIGO.

HUH.

Humphrey Bogart: ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT A GUN NOW.

I I DIDN'T REALLY LIKE STANLEY AFTER THAT.

I I TOLD HIM I WAS THERE TO KILL HIM.

I ACTUALLY...

I ALREADY BOOKED YOUR FLIGHT.

I ALWAYS LIKED YOU.

I AM DISAPPOINTED, OZ.

I AM EXTREMELY

I AM SO DAMN SCARED.

I AM YOUR FRIEND. TALK TO ME.

I AM.

I APOLOGIZE.

I CAN BEEP HIM. YOU CAN ASK HIM.

I CAN LIVE WITH 12 5,

I CAN TELL! YOU HAD SEX!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PEOPLE.

I CHANGED MY MIND.

I COULD KILL SOMEBODY.

I DID TELL HIM. I DON'T WANT A DIME.

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT WAS...

I DIDN'T THINK SO.

I DO.

I DON'T FIND YOUR WIFE PARTICULARLY THAT ATTRACTIVE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, MAN.

I DON'T KNOW, UH...

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW. YEAH?

I DON'T NEED NO INSURANCE.

I DON'T REALLY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CHICAGO ANYMORE.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

I DON'T USUALLY GO AROUND RISKING MY LIFE

I DON'T WANT ANYBODY DEAD.

I DON'T WANT ANYBODY TO DIE.

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HARRY LEFKOWITZ.

I FELT BAD. I LIKE HIM.

I FIGURED OUT A WAY WE CAN PAY OFF DADDY'S DEBT.

I FIGURED WE COULD GO FOR A DRIVE.

I GOT TO GO.

I HAD AN IDEA.

I HAD NO CHOICE. I HAD TO PRETEND I WAS CAHOOTING.

I HADN'T REALLY DONE THAT MUCH.

I HATE IT MORE THAN MAYONNAISE.

I HATE THE DRILL.

I HAVE A PLAN.

I HAVE EVER MET IN MY LIFE.

I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE,

I HAVEN'T KILLED ANYONE YET.

I HAVEN'T MADE LOVE IN 5 YEARS.

I HOPE THERE WAS NOTHING SPECIAL YOU WANTED TO SEE

I JUST BUMPED INTO OUR NEW NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR.

I JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW,

I JUST WANT THIS ALL TO END.

I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE WE GOT EVERYTHING RIGHT.

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE IT WAS YOU.

I KNOW ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.

I KNOW I'VE ONLY BEEN WORKING FOR YOU FOR, WHATEVER, 3 WEEKS,

I KNOW OF HIM.

I KNOW THAT I COULD LEARN SO MUCH FROM YOU.

I KNOW YOU'LL DO WHAT YOU CAN.

I KNOW!

I KNOW.

I KNOW.

I KNOW.

I KNOW.

I KNOW. A HIT MAN WITH MORALS. GO FIGURE.

I KNOWTHAT IF WE DID, JIMMY WOULD KILL OZ.

I LENT IT TO MY NEIGHBOR. HE WENT FISHING.

I LIKEDHIM.

I LOVE A MAN WITH MANNERS.

I LOVE HER.

I LOVE HIM.

I LOVE HIM.

I MAY KNOW WHERE HE IS.

I MEAN, GREAT SEX, BUT

I MEAN, HERE YOU ARE CALMLY TALKING ABOUT THE MURDER

I MEAN, IT'S NOT AS IF THE GOGOLAKS

I MEAN, THAT'S THE ONLY THING I CAN COME UP WITH.

I MEAN, WE'RE FRIENDS NOW, RIGHT?

I PROMISE YOU, NO ONE IS GOING TO KNOW

I REALLY LIKED HIM AS A PERSON.

I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO UPSET YOU.

I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS FIRST STARTING OUT.

I RENTED A BOAT FOR THE DAY.

I SAID, "RUN, STANLEY. RUN. GO, GO. RUN. HIDE.

I SHOULD GO. NO.

I STARTED TO LIKE HIM.

I SUPPOSE YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME.

I SWEAR I AM NOT GOING TO LET ANYBODY KILL YOU.

I SWEAR TO GOD...

I SWEAR, I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE SO DAMN MISERABLE,

I TELL YOU WHAT.

I THINK I LOVE HIM.

I THINK IT'S WORTH A TRY.

I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY THE MOST ROMANTIC THING

I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PULL THE TOOTH.

I THINK WE'VE GIVEN IT LONG ENOUGH.

I THINK YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING

I THINK YOU SHOULD GO WITH WHAT YOUR COMFORTABLE WITH.

I THINK...

I TURN AROUND TO WALK AWAY.

I VANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND.

I WANT IT. THE CONTRACT'S MINE.

I WANT THE BULK OF THE MONEY

I WANT TO MARRY YOU

I WANT TO SEE THAT SPINELESS RAT BEG.

I WAS BORN THERE, BUT, UH,

I WAS DOING SOMETHING I LIKED.

I WAS IN HER POSITION,

I WAS JUST GONNA BRUSH MY TEETH.

I WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT,

I WILL TAKE CARE OF JIMMY.

I WONDER WHAT HE'S DOING HERE.

I WORK FOR JANNI GOGOLAK.

I WOULD EVER WANT TO DISAPPOINT,

I WOULD HATE IT.

I WOULD HATE TO [PULLS TRIGGER]

I WOULD IF YOU'D DO ME A FAVOR AND DIE.

I WOULD LOVE TO MARRY YOU.

I WOULD REALLY HATE TO HAVE TO KILL YOU.

I WOULDN'T EXACTLY NECESSARILY

I'D JUST TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN.

I'D LIKE IT WIRE TRANSFERRED TO A BANK IN THE CAYMANS.

I'D REALLY HATE TO HAVE TO KILL YOU.

I'D REMEMBER. I GOT A THING WITH FACES.

I'D SAY YOUR WIFE'S STILL SHOPPING

I'D SAY, "NO ICE, NO WATER, IN A TALL GLASS."

I'D WANT TO ICE YOUR ASS, TOO.

I'D WATCH MY BACK.

I'LL BE RIGHT OVER THERE.

I'LL CALL YOU IN THE MORNING.

I'LL COME BY YOUR HOTEL ROOM AS SOON AS I'M FINISHED.

I'LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO YOU

I'LL HAVE A SCOTCH AND SODA, PLEASE.

I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

I'LL SEE YOU AT YOUR OFFICE.

I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE THEY ARE.

I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. I GOT TO GO.

I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING. YOU GOT BALLS.

I'LL WAIT. OK.

I'M A DENTIST.

I'M ALREADY PAYING HER FATHER'S DEBT.

I'M BEING CAREFUL.

I'M BETTING ON LOVE.

I'M CAREFUL, TOO.

I'M CHEMICALLY IMBALANCED, YOU KNOW?

I'M FINE.

I'M FROM JERSEY.

I'M GLAD WE GOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

I'M GOING TO

I'M GOING TO

I'M GOING TO

I'M GOING TO GO!

I'M GOING TO KEEP THE COKE AND THE FRIES,

I'M GOING TO NEED A BIGGER BOTTLE OF SCOTCH.

I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU!

I'M GONNA COME OVER YOUR HOUSE

I'M GONNA GO HOME.

I'M GONNA TAKE FRANKIE TO CANADA AND LEAD HIM TO JIMMY.

I'M IN CHICAGO.

I'M JUST GOING TO RUN IT BY THE BOYS,

I'M JUST...HAVING A CONVERSATION HERE.

I'M MR. CAREFUL.

I'M NICHOLAS OSERANSKY. CALL ME OZ.

I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF I'M GOING TO BE ABLE

I'M NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO THIS ANYMORE.

I'M NOT GONNA LET JIMMY KILL YOU.

I'M NOT GONNA LIFT A FINGER, BECAUSE THIS IS CRAZY.

I'M ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST FANS.

I'M OUT OF THE COUNTRY SHOPPING FOR MY FUNERAL DRESS.

I'M SERGEANT BUCHANAN.

I'M SORRY, BUT I...

I'M SORRY. I MUST HAVE THE WRONG

I'M SORRY. NO, I'VE EMBARRASSED YOU.

I'M SORRY...

I'M SURE JANNI FIGURES HE'LL TAKE CARE OF HER

I'M SURE THAT'S JUST THE SCOTCH TALKING.

I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU.

I'M TELLING YOU THIS, LIKE A FRIEND,

I'M WACKO.

I'M WORTH MORE DEAD THAN ALIVE.

I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING YOUR CAREER SINCE I WAS A KID.

I'VE BEEN HER 2 DAYS, AND I GOT LITTLE TOMATO PLANTS

I'VE BEEN MARRIED.

I'VE BEEN WANTING TO MEET THIS GUY FOR YEARS!

I'VE DONE SOMETHING TERRIBLE.

I'VE EVER HEARD.

I'VE GOT TILL MIDNIGHT.

I'VE MANAGED TO UPSET A MASS MURDERER.

I'VE SPENT THE LAST 7 YEARS OF MY LIFE

IF I DIDN'T KILL YOU, FRANKIE WOULD HAVE.

IF I HAD MY WAY, MY FATHER...

IF IT WAS ME...

IF THAT GIRL HAD ONLY DONE HER JOB.

IF YOU DON'T HEAR FROM ME IN 2 HOURS, JUST GO

IF YOU JUST WENT BACK TO JANNI

IF YOU SAY SO, JIM [BEEP]

IF YOU SOLD MY ASS OUT TO JANNI,

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH.

IF YOU'D JUST HAVE HER WHACKED.

IN 60 SECONDS, STICK YOUR HEAD OUT THAT WINDOW.

IN PRISON.

IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.

IN THE MEANTIME,

IN THE MEANTIME, PROMISE ME YOU WON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID.

IN THE MEANTIME, YOU LADIES HAVE A LOVELY DAY.

IN THE MEANTIME...

IN THE OLD DAYS, I WOULD HAVE DEFINITELY KILLED YOU.

IN THE PIT OF MY STOMACH,

IS A GREAT MAN.

IS BECAUSE I WANT SOPHIE OFF MY BACK,

IS HE UP?

IS KETCHUP!

IS OZ REALLY WORTH THAT MUCH TO YOU?

IS SHE TRYING TO GET YOU KILLED?

IS THAT ALL THIS HAS MEANT TO YOU?

IS THAT IT?

IS THAT JANNI GOGOLAK?

IS THAT SHE MARRIED YOU, JIMMY.

IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?

IS THATJIMMY, WHAT YOU'RE CALM DOWN.

IS THE JIMMY I KNOW?

IS THERE A PROBLEM?

IS THERE ANY PARTICULAR WAY YOU WANT HIM TO DIE?

IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN STOP YOU FROM DOING THIS?

IS THERE GONNA BE ANY KIND OF FINDER'S FEE FOR THIS?

IS THIS FOR REAL?

IS YIMMY TUDESKI.

ISN'T THAT HANSON'S CAR?

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, FRANKIE?

IT ALL STARTED WITH THE LITTLE MISSIS.

IT IS YOU.

IT MIGHT BE.

IT REALLY TURNED OUT TO BE A NICE NIGHT TONIGHT.

IT SEEMS THAT OUR DENTISTFRIEND HERE

IT SHOULDN'T BE MORE THAN A COUPLE OF DAYS.

IT WAS JUST THAT OTHER STUFF.

IT WAS PRETTY GOOD.

IT WASN'T ME.

IT WON'T KILL YOU.

IT WOULD BE AN HONOR.

IT WOULD BE LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE.

IT'LL MAKE THESE PAST FEW YEARS

IT'S 4:00 IN THE AFTERNOON.

IT'S ALMOST TIME.

IT'S BEEN GOOD.

IT'S CALLED EMBEZZLEMENT.

IT'S HANSON'S CAR, ALL RIGHT,

IT'S JIMMY.

IT'S ME.

IT'S NOT IMPORTANT HOW MANY PEOPLE I'VE KILLED.

IT'S OK.

IT'S TIME.

IT'S WHAT HE DOES.

IT'S WHAT HE SENT TO HIS VICTIMS' FUNERALS.

IT'S WHAT I WANT TO DO,

IT'S WHAT JAMES BOND USES.

IT'S YOUR BEEPER.

IT'S YOUR BEEPER.

JANNI GOGO?

JANNI GOGO.

JANNI SENT ME TO SEE IF YOU WERE ON THE LEVEL.

JANNI WILL GET SUSPICIOUS,

JANNI, JUST SO YOU KNOW,

JANNI, TALKIN' ABOUT YOURSELF AGAIN?

JANNI'S GOING TO COME AFTER YOU.

JANNI'S GUYS ARE DOWNSTAIRS?

JANNI'S NOT GOING TO KILL ANYONE.

JANNI'S THE TRUSTING TYPE.

JERSEY'S ANOTHER PLACE I KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT.

JESUS.

JESUS.

JILL ST. CLAIR.

JILL TOLD ME YOUR IDEA,

Jill: HI, OZ.

Jill: I JUST WANT A HAMBURGER AND FRIES.

Jill: OK, WELL, WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK?

JILL.

JILL.

JILL...

JILL...

JIMMY AND FRANKIE, THEY'RE IN...

JIMMY AND I ARE OVER.

JIMMY AND I WILL BE AT THE FINE ART MUSEUM.

JIMMY AT A FINE ART MUSEUM?

JIMMY DOESN'T BELIEVE IN DIVORCE.

JIMMY JONES.

JIMMY JONES.

JIMMY KNOWS I'M HERE.

JIMMY ONLY GOT 5 YEARS,

JIMMY SENT ME TO COME TO YOU.

JIMMY T.

JIMMY THE TULIP LIVES NEXT TO YOU,

JIMMY THE TULIP WAS A HITMAN FOR THE GOGOLAK GANG!

JIMMY THE TULIP?

JIMMY THE TULIP?

JIMMY THE TULIP?

JIMMY TOLD YOU.

JIMMY TUDESKI MAY BE DEAD,

JIMMY TUDESKI'S DEAD.

JIMMY TUDESKI'S HEAD?

JIMMY WAS LIKE NO MAN I'D EVER MET BEFORE.

JIMMY, I'M IN LOVE WITH HER.

JIMMY, IT'S ME.

JIMMY, LISTEN.

JIMMY, THANK YOU.

JIMMY, YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT HIM.

Jimmy: FRANKIE.

Jimmy: WELL...

Jimmy: WHAT'S GOING ON?

JIMMY?