Father Ted Soundboard Edit

Brennan crilley

Brennan Don't call me Len you little prick

Brennan He did kick me up the arse

Brennan If you ever try to bullshit me like that again, I will rip off your arms

Brennan Oh bollocks

Brennan This is a new one

Brennan You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks!

Dougal A shower of bastards

Dougal And it's got four ears. Two of them are for listening, and the other two are kind of backup ears

Dougal biggesteejit

Dougal carefulnow

Dougal catholicthing

Dougal clinteastwood

Dougal fatherfluffybottom

Dougal fearofstamps

Dougal frosties

Dougal godknowsidoflipallaroundhere

Dougal haywereonaplane

Dougal heyyouwhosgonnadelivermilk

Dougal howsyourbra

Dougal idloveapoptart

Dougal ifiwasasheep

Dougal ifyouareasolicitor

Dougal illmakethetea

Dougal imgoingmad

Dougal Instead of a mouth, it's got four arses

Dougal itlightsupatnight

Dougal ivebeendrinking

Dougal kurtcobain

Dougal magnetsonitstail

Dougal milkmanforawhile

Dougal mistakejackforabigmadcat

Dougal optitions

Dougal phantomoftheopera

Dougal pretendingtobejack

Dougal priestsocks

Dougal scaryoutthere

Dougal septic

Dougal sickpeopleendupinhospitals

Dougal spiderbaby

Dougal tedsaysyouweretouchinghim

Dougal thatllbefantastic

Dougal thebeast

Dougal thefly

Dougal thereissomethingwecando

Dougal thosewomenwereinthenip

Dougal twopints

Dougal verydarkblue

Dougal yabigbollox

Dougal yabiggobshite

Eoin I smell wee

Eoin I've no willy

Eoin smellsofwee

Eoin youleavemealone

Father Ted

General beechingbiscuitnocake

General beechingbiscuitorcake

General beechinggodilovesayingmass

General beechingsayinganothermass

General dickbyrnenoooo

General fatherfay

General fathertedtheme

General frankfupoff

General frankfupoffpedrophile

General frankgetthefupoff

General frankwhatthefup

General fuckinghell

General ihearyou'rearacistnowfather

General irlandaisnilpoints

General mylovelyhorserealtheme

General mylovelyhorsetheme

General priestchatbacktheme

General stackyedirtyfecker

General stickytape

General thespinmastertheme

General uht

Jack A pair of fecking women's knickers

Jack arethosemyfeet

Jack arse

Jack arsebiscuits

Jack award

Jack chair

Jack curtains

Jack drink

Jack drinkohyes

Jack drivethecar

Jack feck

Jack feckoffcup

Jack fedupwithbrick

Jack floor

Jack getonthetelevision

Jack girls

Jack Gobshite!

Jack gobshiteneverofftheair

Jack hairyjapanesebastards

Jack helpme

Jack heyyou

Jack I'm so, so, sorry

Jack ilikecake

Jack ilovemybrick

Jack imahappycamper

Jack iremember

Jack jacobscreek

Jack morewater

Jack nudiefatherjack

Jack Nuns. Aaaaargh

Jack photo

Jack sacrifice

Jack shutup

Jack stillonthatisland

Jack thankchrist

Jack That would be an ecumenical matter

Jack water

Jack What?

Jack woman

Jack yes

Jessup apologieimmediately

Jessup deargodthesmell

Jessup givethatback

Jessup helockedmeinhere

Jessup helpme

Jessup imreallyenjoyingthis

Jessup imupinspace

Jessup iwanttogetout

Jessup jumpedthroughthewindow

Jessup ofcourseimuncomfortable

Jessup ratherdieofthirst

Jessup sleepoutsideintheditch

Jessup wewentroundbysouthernyemen

Johnandmary fatbitch

Johnandmary fatsmellycow

Johnandmary getcrunchiesoutofthecar

Johnandmary ignorantprick

Johnandmary illstickthisupyourarse

Johnandmary pairoftits

Mrsdoyle aloadofmenfilms

Mrsdoyle aloadofmenkickingleather

Mrsdoyle aloadofmenrollercoasters

Mrsdoyle aloadofmensailing

Mrsdoyle aloadofmenshouting

Mrsdoyle bastard

Mrsdoyle fartherhiroshimatwikey

Mrsdoyle fatherchewielouie

Mrsdoyle fatherjacksunderpantshamper

Mrsdoyle fatherpeeweestairmaster

Mrsdoyle fatherspodocomodo

Mrsdoyle fingpitchfork

Mrsdoyle goodmentalpicture

Mrsdoyle goon

Mrsdoyle kickupthearse

Mrsdoyle ladinhishand

Mrsdoyle laugh

Mrsdoyle massivetool

Mrsdoyle maybeilikethemisery

Mrsdoyle noclues

Mrsdoyle obsessedwithsex

Mrsdoyle ourlordpauseforacupoftea

Mrsdoyle readytodothebusiness

Mrsdoyle ridemesideways

Mrsdoyle stoleherpen

Mrsdoyle thebadfword

Mrsdoyle therescocaineinit

Mrsdoyle walltowallbastards

Mrsdoyle whosfortea

Mrsdoyle yebighariyarse

Noel bohemienrapsody

Noel getoffmeimnotdeadyet

Noel heresmeeatingtony

Noel illgofirst

Noel listofenemies

Noel lovelyvoice

Noel riverdance

Noel ted

Noel tonylynch

Noel verysmallbladder

Noel whocanscreechtheloudest

Noel you'reinforitnowtony

Patmustard artificialcontraception

Patmustard averycarefulman

Patmustard forgotmefeckintrousers

Patmustard getupveryearlytocatchme

Patmustard marylinmonroe

Patmustard nicepintsforya

Patmustard offonmyrounds

Patmustard onmywaypadre

Patmustard plentymore

Patmustard policeafterme

Patmustard ridemrsorielly

Patmustard shediedfromexhaustion

Patmustard sogeorgous

Patmustard spreadmeselfaround

Patmustard theme

Patmustard verycarefulman

Patmustard yankmeselfoff

Purcell allformsofinsulation

Purcell hesaid

Purcell humming

Purcell I have an extension on my extension, so the house is in a circle now

Purcell iknewawomanonce

Purcell myfavouritecolour

Purcell pieceofadvice

Purcell thethingtherelastyear

Purcell theyhavenomorals

Purcell wegotanewboiler

Purcell werunthegasofftheelectricity

Purcell whatsyourfavouritehummingnoise

Purcell youcanbuythemdownintheshop

Ted alpacinoway

Ted chewthroughthat

Ted comondivorcereferendum

Ted Dougal how did you get into the Church? Was it like collect 12 crisp packets and become a Priest?

Ted downwiththissortofthing

Ted dreamysleepynightysnooziesnooze

Ted fathertedcrillyspeaking

Ted hairybabymaker

Ted hurryupman

Ted ididnotkickyouupthearse

Ted idontbelieveit

Ted imnotafacist

Ted ireallyhatefatherdickbyrne

Ted itsbannedinmosteuropeancountries

Ted justfeckoff

Ted justplaythenote

Ted kickbishopbrennen

Ted ladiessecretthings

Ted letscleanthismother

Ted losethatsaxsolo

Ted lovelybottom

Ted mrsdoylejustfellofftheroof

Ted mynervesareshot

Ted nationalscandal

Ted oldwomenareclosertogod

Ted risenfromthedeadlikeet

Ted rundougalquitefast

Ted smallfaraway

Ted standforournationalanthem

Ted themealsareat

Ted themoneywasrestinginmyaccount

Ted thereisnocrilleyhere

Ted theyallhavelovelybottoms

Ted theyllshaftyoueverytime

Ted thoseprotestantsuptonogood

Ted veryverydarkblue

Ted whatdoesexistwhatdoesntexist

Ted wrongnumber

Ted youflippinflippinflipper

Tom ahfeckit

Tom doesntitlooklikeaface

Tom fillouttheforms

Tom firstyastunit

Tom haveyanothingicankill

Tom hellofather

Tom icanrunemdowninmevan

Tom ivekilledaman

Tom letsgettoit

Tom meowndogdidthattome

Tom salad

Tom theywontfeelathing

Tom whosthat