Friends (1994) - Season 10 Edit

A little bit more.

A lot could still get in our way.

A meatball sub.

A sharing buffer. Yeah.

A street where our kids can ride their bikes...

About the deal you tried to make with me, about the crazy questions you...

Actually, that's the shirt I wore to the gym.

Actually...

Adoption!

Ah, and Monica gets to keep her?

Ah, I'm just so exhausted from dragging around this huge engagement ring.

Ah, oh! I just remembered, we do have something to eat.

Ah.

Ahem, I'm okay.

All right, but who cares? You know, I don't need a pretty veil and a fancy dress.

All right, come on. All right, you guys, we're so sorry we're late.

All right, Emma's napping. What happened to your shirt?

All right, fine. You can keep it.

All right, I'll see you suckers. I'm gonna go get me a baby!

All right, if you must know, I had a traumatic...

All right, let's all go in at the same time.

All right, now, is this guy gay or straight? Because one of us has to start flirting.

All right, remember, I got paid a lot of money for this...

All right, well, on behalf of the children, thank you both very much.

All right, well, this does not change anything.

All right, you better sit down.

All right. He is a good guy.

All right. Okay. All right, let's give these babies something to cry about.

All right. Okay. Uh...

All right. That is it.

All the rest look like they should live under a bridge.

ALL: Hear, hear.

ALL: Oh!

ALL: Ooh.

ALL: What? Are you kidding?

Although it's also about the wedding.

Although, it wasn't so much a book as a napkin.

Amen.

And a crappy New Year.

And a shrimp cocktail.

And compared to Emma, she's a real dog.

And don't bother telling me yours, because I totally remember it, lady.

And don't tell her I said this, but the woman's always right.

And especially to me.

And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you!

And for the one week that we went out...

And get ready to taste my very special cranberries.

And he lived a full life. He was in the first wave at Omaha Beach.

And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.

And I don't wanna end up like that with Rachel. I still like you.

And I don't want to brag, but a lot of the ideas were mine.

And I have to live with a boy!

And I have to live with a boy!

And I promise next time to submit you, whether I think you're right or not.

And I promise you I will not forget this one.

And I spent my sweet 16 being chased around a tire yard...

And I wanna make sure you know I really do like you.

And I was on the swing...

And I was thinking Claire Danes.

And I won.

And I would do anything to have you back in my life.

And I'm gonna need you to break up with her.

And I'm not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it.

And I'm not just hurt, I'm insulted. When I tell somebody I did something...

And I've got to say...

And if I get it, I'll finally be able to complete my field research.

And if you need to, then just get an extra plate of fries for the table.

And it looks like she put makeup on her.

And it was good."

And it was uneven for weeks.

And it...

And kind of that kid's fault.

And Nancy said it's really underpriced...

And now when I look over, who am I gonna see?

And now you have to leave.

And now you have to leave.

And one of mine is missing.

And so incorrect.

And some mozzarella sticks.

And that's great for you guys, but we want a lawn and a swing set.

And that's how I know you didn't watch the tape.

And that's something they should learn on their own.

And the wiggle woms and the zip zorps.

And the worst one...

And then there's these old maple trees.

And then we followed them to a house in Westchester.

And then with her one good hand...

And then, out of nowhere...

And there will be an article about me in the Paleontology Review.

And there's that moment when you're at the top...

And to get me out, my mom had to cut a big chunk of my hair.

And we don't know how long it's gonna be before we get another chance.

And we don't wanna buy your bat!

And when I told her I was gonna move in with Chandler...

And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad.

And when you do, ask for Brian.

And who knows, you know? Maybe she'll like us for us.

And X is spelled, uh, "Mike Hannigan."

And you made it through that?

And you should.

And, Rach, while you're in there, throw something on Alicia May.

And, um, they think you're having an affair.

And, you know, that's the same whether you do it at the Plaza or...

And?

And?

And? And?

Ann Margret's pant size?

Anyway, I decided to offer you the grant.

Apparently, I beat out hundreds of other applicants...

Are any other couples in the building adopting?

Are you here to take more money?

Are you kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you're a doctor.

Are you serious?

As long as you don't mind that she's haunted.

As your future husband, I'm gonna make this decision for us.

Aw, that's okay. I'm sure there are tons of other beautiful paleontologists out there

Aw. I know how you feel.

Aw. It all looks so beautiful.

Bad news. I watched the tape and passed it along to my bosses...

Because I can stop doing that.

Because I think what you're looking for is an ATM.

Because it's soft.

Because we love kids. Love them to death.

Because we should get a baby before them.

Because your ex boyfriend is still in love with you.

Because?

Because.

Before we look around, let me make sure I have everything I need up to here.

Benjamin Hobart is administering that grant.

Benji isn't in love with me. I mean, he broke up with me.

Benji?

BENJl: Ha ha ha. Oh, my God.

BENJl: Mm.

Bert. Bert. Bert. Bert.

Bet you wish I was having an affair now, huh?

Big smile.

Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today.

BOTH: What? You're just so mean to each other.

Brady Smith." Ha.

But being a doctor, that must take up a lot of time.

But Emma's got what it takes. She could go all the way!

But he's gonna let me keep my box of human hair.

But I gotta say, I am really enjoying nacho chair.

But I have grown up a lot. Really. Honest. Rach?

But I think that you're giving up too easy.

But if we win...

But it doesn't matter. What you did was wrong.

But it turns out we do.

But it's a tie game. So we're a little late. The girls will be there.

But it's nice to be nice.

But just think, okay? What if everything goes right?

But let's not ruin this day. You've worked so hard.

But maybe the time after that.

But my wife...

But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?

But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long.

But other than that, wholesome, wholesome building.

But really, it does seem like this money could be put to better use.

But she liked us

But that tape is not mine.

But they're just so beautiful. Oh, my God, I just pulled one out.

But this woman is giving away her child.

But we can't leave now.

But we haven't heard a thing from the adoption agency.

But we were hoping that since we told you the truth...

But we're not the ones she chose

But you already gave that to Monica, so...

But you are a liar.

But you called me "Bert."

But you did like us.

But you don't have to do everything Dr. Phil tells you to do.

But you said, "What's mine is yours."

But, I mean, come on, look at this. Look at this sweater.

But, uh, my bosses didn't go for it. Stupid sons of bitches.

Can you ever feel your ears?

Care to venture a guess?

Careful. Watch her hair. Watch her hair!

Certainly. Dr. Geller, which 1965 Shirelles hit...

Certainly. Very well. And Dr. Geller, when is my birthday?

Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window.

CHANDLER: Mm.

CHANDLER: Okay. So it's Monica and Chandler?

Chandler!

Charlie.

Cheesecake for the gentleman.

Coincidence?

Come on, Daddy, listen to me!

Come on, I just... I think we've been given an opportunity.

Come on, you guys, let's just do our own Thanksgiving.

Come on, you guys, we're sorry. Our subway broke down.

Come on, you guys. We want you to know we're very, very sorry.

Come on! This looks good.

Come on! You know what, it's already 3:00.

Come on. Can we just get out of here before somebody else gets hurt?

Come on. Consider it a contribution.

Completely anonymous. From two kind strangers.

Crazy.

Damn it, I did not think this through.

Damn it.

Damn it. God...

Dead.

Dessert?

Did I do something to you?

Did someone drop the baton again?

Did you and Chandler make compromises when you moved in together?

Did you at least win the contest?

Did you get the turkey...? Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Did you just say, "Break up with Charlie"?

Did you not watch the Dr. Phil I taped for you?

Did you think the neighborhood was homey?

Do you hear something?

Do you think I'm someone else?

Do you think there's any chance he'll bring Christie Brinkley or C 3PO?

Don't blame the questions!

Don't let yourself get manipulated this way.

Don't look at him. Don't look at him.

Don't point that thing at me, Tribbiani.

Don't try to turn this around on me.

Don't you put words in people's mouths. You put turkey in people's mouths.

Down from 700. You're saving like 200 bucks.

Dr. Biely, your proposal includes some fieldwork. Where might that take place?

Dr. Geller. Charlie, what are you doing here?

Dr. Li, how many graduate students will you need?

Dude, he's right there

Dude, I really don't think you should be wearing that.

Dude, two times that happened!

Dude, Where's My Car?

Eleven. Unbelievable. Eleven is correct.

Emma.

Erica, please.

Erica, wait.

ERICA: Hi. MAN: Hey.

Every year.

Everything doesn't sound fine.

Everything's so distorted. It looks like Joey has a giant hand.

Excuse me?

Fine, let's just go. I don't need your stupid dinner.

Fine, we'll give the money back.

Fine. Sorry, I didn't think it was that big a deal.

First of all, bravo

Food. Sex. Food. Sex... I don't know. Oh, God, I want both.

For the love of God, take it off!

For the third time this week. Man, this does not get old.

Forty five minutes?

From now on, "Bert" will be our code word for danger.

Funny, I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.

Gah! It isn't working.

Garden salad for the lady.

Gay. Go.

Get that legless witch out of here!

Girls. Girls. Stop. Okay, we'll flip a coin.

Give it to one of your other single girlfriends.

Give me the book!

Gladys?

Go have a great wedding and a wonderful life together.

God bless you, Chandler Bing!

God works in mysterious ways.

Good

Good. But you don't look like you were mugged.

Good. Let's get down to business. Emma needs some makeup.

Gosh, you know, you're just such an amazing couple. It's...

Got you. When do we tell them?

Growth.

Guess who's a finalist for a huge research grant?

Guys, I'd listen to her. The vein is bigger than I've ever seen it!

Guys, is everything okay? It's me, Joey.

Guys, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now.

Guys, there are people in there who are not getting any happier.

Ha, ha! All you got was Monica's stinky Brussels sprouts.

Ha, ha! I win.

Ha, ha. No.

Ha, ha. Uh, I'm so excited.

Have you seen Joey's bat?

He does have a pretty serious latex fetish

He is not having an affair.

He really is a chameleon.

He refused me because I wouldn't give you up.

He still believes that what's on the inside is important.

He wants me to get rid of Gladys.

He's doing that weird eye contact thing.

He's great with kids, though.

He's having an affair.

He's not right for the part.

He's right, man.

Heads, she's Rachel's. Tails, she's Monica's.

Healing hands.

Hell, you weren't there. All the ideas were mine

Hello, I'm your professor.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Anybody in there order a celebrity?

Hello. Is this the Creepy residence?

Help yourself. What's mine is yours.

Here you go.

Here.

Here's how I know.

Here's my reel. It's got all the commercials that I've been in.

Here's to Phoebe, who's found the greatest guy in the world.

Hey, check this out. It's totally you.

Hey, don't get mad at us. No one forced you to raise the stakes.

Hey, hey, hey, look, I take a girl out...

Hey, honey.

Hey, I'm getting a little tired of this. We said we're sorry.

Hey, is this the person who decides whether or not you get a baby?

Hey, is, uh... Is Chandler here?

Hey, it's none of my business. Besides, this is probably a good thing.

Hey, it's your Thanksgiving too.

Hey, listen, guys, we feel really terrible.

Hey, look, it's not about a few fries.

Hey, maybe I should stop by. She could be a soap opera fan.

Hey, ooh! How about this?

Hey, Ross. What's up, bro?

Hey, sweetie.

Hey, that's "jo incidence" with a "C."

Hey, too late for apologies. Okay? You broke my heart.

Hey, what? Whoa. What?

Hey, what's going on?

Hey, who's Phoebe with?

Hey, you guys.

Hey, you smell like perfume and cigarettes.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, I'm Laura. I'm here for your adoption interview.

Hi, I'm Monica. And this is Chandler.

How about if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster

How about right above the TV?

How about those fries, though, huh?

How bad do you wanna smoke now?

How can you feel okay about this?

How does this look?

Huh, Chandler did.

Huh, well, unless it's the creepy guy with his hand up his kilt...

Huh?

Huh.

Huh. Actually, these might look pretty good on me.

Hurry up, you gotta do something.

I actually liked you guys.

I actually..

I am not some kind of social work...

I ate so many that the thought of them makes me sick.

I believe that the answers lie in the osteological evidence.

I can do that

I can see why. Nice shirt. Ha, ha.

I can't believe he'd do this to Monica.

I can't believe I set you up with such a monster!

I can't believe I'm about to meet Benjamin Hobart.

I can't believe it. When you come back, you'll have a baby. That is so weird.

I can't believe Joey. I hate being called a liar.

I can't believe that you chose this restaurant.

I can't believe they called. I mean, we're actually getting a baby.

I can't believe they let us back in this place.

I can't believe they're not here. I slave and I slave for what?

I can't believe this.

I can't believe this. She's our daughter.

I can't believe this. They're an hour late...

I can't believe this. This is Emma's first Thanksgiving

I can't believe what you did. Monica's gonna kill you.

I cannot believe this.

I choose them. Heh.

I could develop a condition in which I talk and talk, and no one hears a word.

I could perform an operation on you and prove it if you'd like.

I did not care for that.

I don't care.

I don't get older, I just get better.

I don't have tools.

I don't know if that's a good idea. They don't wanna be with us.

I don't know if you wanna use it, but...

I don't know what to say, Benji. This is all so...

I don't know what you mean, giant, talking cigarette.

I don't know, it's too hard.

I don't know.

I don't know. What do you think?

I don't like it when people take food off of my plate, okay?

I don't think that's ever happened before.

I don't wanna be with them either...

I don't wanna look at your file. This is over.

I don't want you to buy me a hat, I am a hat.

I don't, and I'm offended by the insinuation.

I feel like I've been here before.

I gave you my number. You never called me.

I got her from Monica. She sold it to me for a very reasonable price.

I got it.

I got mugged, and they stole my pocket.

I got them.

I gotta put Emma down for a nap.

I guess we've established she's staying with Monica

I guess.

I had a dream once about a fax machine that did that.

I hate that thing. It's like a bolt of lightning.

I have an idea. Why don't we play Rock, Paper, Scissors.

I have nothing to say to you.

I have this date tomorrow night, and I have to look cool

I haven't really settled on a spot yet

I heard that weddings are, like, a $40 billion a year industry.

I just can't see Chandler cheating.

I just happen to have my label maker.

I just haven't seen her for so long, all these feelings are rushing back.

I just saw a 1 year old run around with pantyhose on.

I just think you're an adult, okay? And you should get over your silly fears.

I just want to say that I'm sorry I referred to the vein as a separate person.

I knew he couldn't be with a woman for 45 minutes.

I knew it. Ha, ha.

I know I may be way out of bounds here...

I know I said some bad stuff...

I know there'll be other houses, but I just, uh...

I know what looks sexy on guys.

I know what this is all about.

I know your size, and I'm gonna pick out some really good stuff for you.

I know, and with the baby coming?

I know, I know. When I was here for "Holidays on Ice"...

I know.

I know. Have you considered pageanting?

I know. You're right.

I like that.

I love my wife more than anything in this world.

I mean, as a chef, I serve God by feeding the hungry and poor.

I mean, how can you leave this place?

I mean, I have to tell you that you're one of the reasons I got into the field.

I mean, just last week we were having breakfast...

I mean, last year wasn't very good. I think she's losing her touch.

I mean, there's so much history between us, you know?

I mean, this is just beautiful.

I mean, we could be getting a baby soon.

I mean, when Joey and I were together...

I must say this seems like a lovely environment to raise a child in.

I only know you as "File CRW33815 D."

I overheard one judge say that not one of them holds a candle to Emma.

I promise you she's safe, okay? Watch how much she loves this.

I put it on to scare Chandler.

I really am sorry about, you know, before.

I really want a kid.

I really, really think I can.

I saw what you were doing to my sister. Now, get out here!

I should've given you guys my black book when I got married.

I stuffed Brussels sprouts down his pants.

I think about you all the time. Do you ever still think about me?

I think because it didn't involve divorce...

I think I could show this cake a good time.

I think it would make me wanna marry you even more.

I think that you need to fight for her.

I think we're not wearing the same shirt anymore

I thought you might wanna see it.

I thought you were my best friend. This is my sister.

I told you I had to spend all day clearing out stuff so Mike could move in.

I told you, I am not coming to a naked wedding.

I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.

I waited a long time! I can't wait anymore.

I waited weeks for you to call me.

I wanna say, "Someone I'm gonna have sex with."

I want to do this.

I want to say "Mike"?

I want to say "Mike"?

I want you to tell her everything.

I want... I want girls on bread.

I was cleaning this morning and I found this.

I was just there for jury duty. They've really spruced that place up.

I was just thinking, if you'd gone to Vail...

I was thinking she was really cool.

I was wondering... You both have such serious jobs.

I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building. It didn't end very well.

I went through the exact same thing with Alicia May Emory.

I wonder who's gonna play you in the movie.

I would, but you're the last one

I'd take her in a minute.

I'll admit to the cigarettes and the magazine.

I'll give you a hint. He's looking right at you.

I'll remember that next time you freak out about a spider in your apartment.

I'm a pretty little girl.

I'm always right about these things.

I'm cold.

I'm doing it. Ross is doing it.

I'm finding it really hard not to mess with him.

I'm gonna be a mommy and you're gonna be a daddy!

I'm gonna go check on something across the hall. You start by washing these.

I'm just gonna label it "What were you thinking?"

I'm just so happy you guys are finally getting a kid.

I'm not even sorry.

I'm not going in first. I bet that vein on Monica's forehead is popping like crazy.

I'm not having an affair.

I'm not setting you up with any more of my friends.

I'm overreacting, okay? It's just, when it comes to food, I...

I'm serious, let me do something. Just not the turkey. Nothing high profile.

I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way.

I'm so stupid ordering cheesecake, trying to be healthy

I'm sorry that you had to see that. I'm so embarrassed.

I'm sorry too.

I'm sorry, but it's true. I love him too.

I'm sorry, man.

I'm sorry, this sounds like something I'm never gonna be interested in.

I'm sorry. I can't imagine giving up my one wedding day like that.

I'm starting to realize how much I've missed her.

I'm stepping in and putting my foot down.

I'm sure he was just joking.

I'm sure there are 30 different species of poisonous swings.

I'm telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester.

I'm telling you, he didn't ask me one paleontological question.

I'm telling you, I watched the tape.

I'm telling you, it's gonna happen.

I've been watching this guy over there. I don't think he came with a kid.

I've come here to apologize. I think I may have let my feelings...

I've made my decision.

Ichiban, lipstick for men.

Ichiban.

If anything, I think this could help you. You know what?

If I could just get in there, make a face to face apology.

If I did see him with someone, there's no way I...

If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?

If I haven't said so already, sir, congratulations.

If I suggest him, my bosses will think I'm an idiot.

If one of us saw Mike with another woman, would you want us to tell you?

If only there were a smaller one to clean this one.

If she asks you, I was at work all day.

If she doesn't like us, she can keep us off every adoption list in the state.

If that guy at the charity gives us a hard time...

If you don't believe me, let's go talk to him.

If you don't like it, don't pass it on to your bosses.

If you had seen what was on this tape, believe me, you'd have some comments.

If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex?

If you hold a spider.

If you say, no, then I'm joking

If you think about it, I'm kind of like a reverend.

If you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow.

If you win...

If you're not sleeping with her, should I?

In her house? I am so jealous.

Interesting.

Is he all right out there by himself?

Is it ethical to ask someone in a grant review:

Is it me, or have the greetings gone downhill around here?

Is that that couple on the first floor?

Is this because I come over here without knocking and eat your food?

Isn't it? And what about the amazing wainscoting...

It doesn't have anything coming out of it.

It has something to do with transponding

It kills me that I can't give her a baby.

It really is. It has this big yard that leads down to this stream.

It says, "Do it."

It was simple. I came up with some cost cutting solutions...

It'll be the first time my name is in there...

It's a good flock. Flock, flock, flock.

It's a little late for that.

It's a metaphor, Daddy!

It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week.

It's about what the fries represent.

It's easy to make, and no one really cares about it.

It's everything we've been looking for.

It's for our wedding day.

It's like a giant hug

It's like all of my life, everyone's always told me, "You're a shoe!

It's like, uh, "Hi, I'm Chandler. May I have the human growing inside you?"

It's moist.

It's my little black book. It's got the numbers of all the guys I've dated.

It's my little black book. It's got the numbers of all the guys I've dated.

It's Nancy. They responded to our offer.

It's okay, because they have to get it out of their system.

It's okay. Now, the way I see it, our real competition now is Cameron.

It's really crazy. The hall, the dress, the food.

It's Thanksgiving, for Pete's sakes! A day of forgiveness.

It's too late for apologies.

It's true. I behaved horribly, but it's only because I still love you.

It's very impressive when the little people know a celebrity.

It's wrong. They made a mistake. They think we're somebody else.

Jeez.

Joey and my friend are out last night, having dinner, and she reaches over...

Joey doesn't share food!

Joey doesn't share food!

Joey, for God's sake, go to work.

JOEY: All right, I'm in. RACHEL: Ready.

JOEY: All right, I'm in. RACHEL: Ready.

JOEY: I'm really sorry, you guys.

JOEY: It's Joey.

JOEY: It's stuck.

JOEY: Mm hm. What?

JOEY: Oh. We can just unlock the door.

JOEY: Okay.

Joey?

Just a sec. We're kind of in the middle of something here.

Just a tiny little... Ha, ha.

Just accept that this is gonna cost a lot of money.

Just consider us. Ask them to see our file.

Just don't order a garden salad and then eat my food!

Just like the kids I took the money from.

Just wear what I suggest, and she is gonna go nuts for you.

Laura!

Let me just grab my night vision goggles and my stun gun. Heh.

Let me see this.

Let me see.

Let's just stay for one more goal.

Let's move past this and try to have a nice meal all together, huh?

Like I said, I was thinking of taking Emma to the Museum of Knives and Fire

Like I tried to tell you in the interview...

Listen, I'm sorry.

Look at that, she does like it.

Look at those arms. Hello, Michelin Man.

Look them in the eye, I could get them to forgive us.

Look, before we sign anything, we really have to talk.

Look, come on, please? It's not like I'm asking you for some crazy favor.

Look, doctor.

Look, I can't have a wedding with this money now. It's tainted.

Look, I know this is really hard, and we're really sorry

Look, I'm sorry I didn't give them your tape.

Look, I'm sorry to hear about your tragedy.

Look, it's one thing not to cast me, but to lie to me?

Look, Monica's been working hard all day.

Look, please, just come on.

Look, whatever happens, we're here for you and we love you.

Look, you have every reason to be upset. We did lie

Look! Look! Look what the... Look what the floating heads did!

Look. He's getting into the car with her.

Looks like someone is the ladies!

Love you guys.

Lying is wrong.

Make yourselves comfortable, and I'll be back with Erica.

Maybe she will.

Maybe you do that next time you get married

Maybe.

Maybe... Maybe an individual pizza, huh?

Mm hm.

Mm hm.

Mm.

Mm. I would get a room with this cake.

Mm. Mm.

Mm. Those fries look delicious.

Monica put something in our oven this morning.

Monica, I want a baby too.

Monica, you understand what we're saying, right?

MONICA: I know. Oh, I love this.

MONICA: I think if you saw it, you'd understand.

MONICA: Mm, mm, mm

MONICA: Okay, thank you.

MONICA: Okay.

Monica? Chandler? I'd like you to meet Erica.

Mr. X and Phoebe Buffay.

My agency was bidding for a big account, and they got it.

My best friend and my sister.

My best friend and my sister. I cannot believe this.

My God, get a room.

My God, they just took her sweater off.

My wife is not a reverend, and I'm not a doctor.

My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising.

My wife's an incredible woman.

Nancy is our realtor.

Next year, it's gonna be you, me and little Hemingway Bing.

Nice.

No one. Nothing. Mike's a great guy. It was hypothetical.

No, but, you know, it's just a funny image.

No, don't do that. I want you to look her in the eyes and tell her the truth.

No, everything's cold. The turkey's dried out and the stuffing's all soggy.

No, he's picking up dinner. Why, what's up?

No, I don't make chocolate pies.

No, I'm not letting you put makeup on my baby.

No, I'm sorry. I...

No, I'm sorry. We were looking for "Baby It's You."

No, no, no. Okay, it wasn't the swing's fault. It was my fault.

No, no, no. The next time's gonna be Hawaii at sunset.

No, no, no. We're not having a big reception.

No, no, that's okay. You won fair and square. I'm so sad.

No, no, we're here to give the money back.

No, no. We made this decision together.

No, no. We made this decision together.

No, seriously. Unh.

No, when she said "sex," I wasn't thinking about sex with you, heh.

No, you gotta pick one.

No, you wanna put them in concentric circles.

No, you're not. Last week, you thought Ross was trying to kill you.

No.

No.

No. Don't you get any ideas.

No. Here.

No. I know things could still go wrong, but if they don't..

No. If I can't have your clams, you can't have my dessert.

No. No, it's not. Don't listen to him. I'm gonna thump you.

No. No, no. I see where this is going. Don't make me go back there.

No. No, we ended on great terms.

No. Okay, okay. Wait. I have an idea. I want you to get on the swing...

No. Stop!

No. Ugh, Phoebe, just the idea of pitting one baby against another...

None of my questions have anything to do with paleontology.

Not for me it doesn't.

Not so good

Not that I'm keeping score, or anything. Five.

Not with soap!

Now look what you did!

Now that I'm here, I might as well help with the cleaning and organizing.

Now this all better be here when I come back.

Now throw it away

Now what do you say?

Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that NATO guy is...

Now, is there anything I could do to butter him up?

Now, when I get back, I want you and your friends to be gone.

Of course it smells bad. You have your head inside a turkey's ass.

Oh, again with the nature. What are you, beavers?

Oh, any word on casting yet?

Oh, but I won't be needing a veil. I actually won't be wearing a dress at all.

Oh, Chandler, that's sweet.

Oh, come on, she's gonna love you guys

Oh, come on!

Oh, did he cry?

Oh, excellent.

Oh, God, this is bad. This is so bad.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. I am so sorry, but...

Oh, good hands.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, ha, ha. I don't know about that.

Oh, ha, ha. Phoebe, that's nice, but you know what? I think I'm okay.

Oh, hey, Ross, listen. I heard about you and Charlie. I'm really sorry.

Oh, hi.

Oh, hi. Hello.

Oh, honey...

Oh, I know! I still have my old key.

Oh, I know. We should've been more prepared.

Oh, I really don't think you're right for the part.

Oh, I see.

Oh, I... I don't know.

Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

Oh, it's an honor to meet you. I can't tell you how long...

Oh, it's just like I said, that crazy...

Oh, it's okay. No, he was old. Yeah.

Oh, it's so hard to get rid of stuff.

Oh, just tell Joey that you watched the tape...

Oh, look at her. So happy.

Oh, look. And we get these free T shirts.

Oh, man, I'm two hours late for work.

Oh, Monica, where are you going to display Gladys, oh, so proudly?

Oh, my first love.

Oh, my friend Sarah had a great time last night.

Oh, my God, I love your shirt.

Oh, my God, it's Brussels sprouts!

Oh, my God, it's like Sophie's Choice.

Oh, my God, really? I can't wait to tell Chandler.

Oh, my God, this is great.

Oh, my God, you forgot the pies? Well, I cannot believe this.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Look at her, she's a little daredevil

Oh, my God. Mm.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that's awful.

Oh, my God. She's gonna pick us!

Oh, my God. That's the creepiest thing I've ever heard.

Oh, my God. The adoption lady is early.

Oh, my God. What?

Oh, no

Oh, no, my flock? My flock is good.

Oh, no. I took one of Ross' bags by mistake.

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay.

Oh, please, do not tell Ross.

Oh, please. I put this on and, ugh, I just look like...

Oh, really? Do you wanna try some of them on for me?

Oh, really? Does it beat water balloon?

Oh, really? You wanna know what your "great" friend did?

Oh, relax. I didn't say the F word.

Oh, right, your adoption interview.

Oh, screw it. I'm gonna be a daddy!

Oh, she is so nice and big.

Oh, thank God, because that thing's really creepy.

Oh, thank you. But we're trying not to get our hopes up.

Oh, that smells good.

Oh, that sounds nice.

Oh, then I'll tell you.

Oh, these are the ones I was looking at in the store.

Oh, they are in for a world of pain.

Oh, this is so sweet of you.

Oh, this place is great!

Oh, uh, I have to work too. Yeah, I'm stuck here at the office all day

Oh, wait. Oh, I just realized, if I do that, that means you don't get her.

Oh, well, uh, likewise.

Oh, what's it gonna take for you to forgive me?

Oh, why couldn't I have been a reverend?

Oh, wow, this is so beautiful.

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah, okay.

Oh, yeah, sure. No problem.

Oh, yeah, that's the same

Oh, yeah, yeah. No, Joey doesn't share food.

Oh, yeah? Well, let's see

Oh, yeah. Happy Meatless Turkey Murder Day.

Oh, yeah. He has a caretaker. His older brother...

Oh, yes, they are.

Oh, yes. Our system ensures total anonymity

Oh, you are gonna love it. And I'm so glad we're finally doing this.

Oh, you are gonna love it. And I'm so glad we're finally doing this.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Name one friend of yours I did that with.

Oh! Oh! He's a transponster.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Wow, are those stuffed clams?

Oh. Yes, that's a raspberry coulis.

Oh. You are so going to heaven!

Okay, but before you say no, my friend Suzanne is entering her kid.

Okay, careful. Okay. Oh.

Okay, fine, you can make fun of me. I do not want Emma going there.

Okay, get on the swing

Okay, hold on, let me just stop you right there, okay? First, you lied. Right?

Okay, I didn't have a graduation party. And I didn't go to prom.

Okay, I have to get that.

Okay, I'll fight for her. Okay.

Okay, let's see. Oh, the cranberry sauce.

Okay, let's see. Okay, the turkey's in the oven. The stuffing is ready.

Okay, look, enough, all right?

Okay, look, I may not have treated your friends well in the past.

Okay, look, Ross. I do not want Emma going to the playground.

Okay, okay.

Okay, quick. We gotta find a cab and follow them

Okay, so push.

Okay, that's it, we are seeing other people.

Okay, then maybe it'll be, um...

Okay, then.

Okay, uh...

Okay, we are doing this.

Okay, you guys, I don't mean to make things worse, but...

Okay, you two go get the dessert, and I'll let you in.

Okay? But the swings are perfectly safe. And besides, Emma loves them.

Okay? But you're gonna realize this is the only place you wanna be.

Okay? I'm in love with her.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Goodbye.

Okay. I got a spider.

Okay. No, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. I've made my decision.

Okay. Oh, and Emma needs a cowgirl outfit for the competition.

Okay. Oh, God. Okay, get the camera. It's in the diaper bag.

Okay. Okay. Here we go.

Okay. Right.

Okay. Thanks.

Okay. Well, I would like to do a dig in the Painted Desert.

Okay. Well, talk to you later, okay? Bye.

Okay. You're right.

On behalf of the children of New York, I reject your money

One of my friends shot him.

Ooh, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.

Ooh, ooh. Monica.

Ooh, ooh. Stop putting things down my pants.

Ooh, that's interesting.

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh.

Ooh. That had to hurt.

Or a fake Rolex that breaks as soon as it rains?

Or a hat?"

Or an Asian hooker sent right to your door?

Or maybe there's someplace for her in your bedroom?

Or should I say "Chan berries"?

Or we could plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.

Or!

Or?

Our adoption social worker is coming by, so we're cleaning the apartment.

Our last name's Bing.

Our names really are Monica and Chandler. We're from New York.

Ow!

Ow! Stop, stop, I'm worried about damaging my head.

Pheebs, what's wrong?

Phoebe and Rachel saw you with Nancy today.

Phoebe called as I was getting into Nancy's car.

Phoebe, isn't Jethro Tull a band?

Phoebe, it's just too weird.

PHOEBE: Have you thought about what you're giving up?

PHOEBE: Look, there's Chandler.

PHOEBE: Oh, thank God you're here.

PHOEBE: Well...

PHOEBE: You know what I just realized?

Pies. Oh, we thought you said "prize."

Please let me stay on this side of the door.

Please let us in so we can have dinner together.

Please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey.

Please, take the check.

Please?

Please?

Please. We are so close.

Plus, I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor.

Plus, it smells really bad in here.

Plus, Joey could get lost and they could have to page us to go pick him up.

Plus, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us.

Primarily in the Pierre Shale region of South Dakota.

Push! Push!

Rach, come on, I'm not gonna wear any of this. Nothing silver.

Rach, don't I seem like a professor you'd buy some kind of e crap from?

RACHEL & JOEY: That's so sweet.

Rachel and Phoebe are already there, so they probably started without us.

Rachel, the hottest babies in the tri state area are in this room right now.

Rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles.

RACHEL: Hi. PHOEBE: Hey

RACHEL: I'm so happy for you.

RACHEL: Oh, that doesn't mean anything.

RACHEL: Oh, who's the blond? She's pretty.

RACHEL: Oh. Huh.

RACHEL: Oh...

RACHEL: Thank you.

RACHEL: Yeah.

Rachel's right. This is where you guys belong

Rat bastard!

Really

Really hot blond, big boobs?

Really, girls, not cool.

Really?

Reverend, can I ask? Does the Bible say anything about adoption?

Right, guys?

Ross probably has it. You'll get it from him later.

Ross, how about you? Which would you give up, sex or food?

Ross, look. Look, I know that some of this stuff is out there.

Ross, please trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month.

Ross, see, I told you! Those swings are evil!

ROSS: Correct.

ROSS: Hey. Hey.

ROSS: Hey. PHOEBE: Oh.

ROSS: I feel terrible. RACHEL: Oh, so sorry.

ROSS: Mm.

Sarah Jessica Parker is doing it.

Sarah.

Seafood platter for the gentleman, and extra fries.

See, okay, that money was for a big wedding we thought we didn't want.

See? All eyes on me!

See? I could be a reverend.

See? Scared of the swings. I bet you feel pretty silly. Aah!

Seriously, answer faster.

Seriously, guys, what's going on? What are these for?

Sex.

She climbs out of the frame...

She could decide against adoption, like another couple better.

She could've been talking about either one of us.

She deserves to know who it's going to.

She didn't want to host in the first place. We shouldn't go.

She gave us a great report and we're officially on the waiting list.

She gets tons of catalogs...

She is loving, and devoted and caring.

She is still pissed, so she can't see you.

She kind of teased me about how I dress.

She liked our application, who knows if she'll like us.

She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.

She means too much to me."

She told me to trust her, and you know what? I'm glad I did.

She was in stock.

She's a mother..

She's gonna look washed out next to the others.

She's only a couple months pregnant.

She's putting words in your mouth.

She's smiling.

Shouldn't we all vote on stuff like this?

So are either one of you planning on staying at home?

So bad.

So before you lie about lying about lying about lying about lying...

So did he get on one knee? Did he have a speech prepared?

So do you think we should get it?

So goodbye, take care, bye bye then.

So how's everything going in here?

So I deserve a real celebration.

So I guess what I'm trying to say...

So I think I'm just about done here.

So she took some fries. Big deal.

So tell me about it.

So that was the baby's room.

So the fact that I'm a doctor and my wife's a reverend...

So there's not a magazine under the couch...

So these are the preliminary forms for an open adoption. Uh...

So this was fun.

So we'll tell the truth.

So we're standing firm on "not getting our hopes up"?

So who are you?

So why are you still wearing it?

So you gotta pick your battles. But the good news is, Gladys is yours.

So you lied to me before?

So you wanna buy a house in the '50s.

So you're asking us to refund your donation to the children?

So you're saying, uh...

So you're... So you're gonna move?

So your ex boyfriend is gonna determine if your new boyfriend gets this grant?

So, uh, what are you gonna do today?

So, what do you think?

So... What did you think of the house?

Software that facilitates inter business networking e solutions.

Some people don't get him, but I think he's really funny.

Somebody's afraid of a little competition with the ladies?

Sorry, it looks like it's just him.

Sounds good to me. We can save up, come back...

Space is filled with orbiting children.

Spell "Boscodictiasaur."

Stand up straight.

Stay out of this, Chandler. This is between me and me.

Step. How did it get on?

Stinky?

Stop lying.

Stop staring at me!

Stupid Gap on every corner!

Sure I do.

Sure, just not as much as clams.

Sweetie, this conversation is starting to make me a little uncomfortable.

Technicality!

Tell me more.

Ten seconds. You need this or you lose.

Thanks, man.

Thanks.

Thanksgiving is over. The vein has spoken.

That doesn't sound like you

That guy tried to sell me drugs.

That is not true. She did. She forced me.

That is so sweet.

That is the exact same thing.

That says "Rangers" on it. They went to the game.

That was the adoption agency.

That way, it will be the first thing that you see when you walk in the door.

That would be a good way to get rid of all the PCP we have lying around.

That would be a lot more convincing if you weren't drooling.

That wouldn't, by any chance, be Joey Tribbiani?

That you would treat her like some kind of show dog is inexcusable.

That's a good way to lose some fingers.

That's a lie! You went to the game. I can see Joey's hand.

That's Alicia May Emory's outfit!

That's all the turkey you're gonna get.

That's crazy!

That's good. I liked it, they didn't.

That's great. Hey, can you cast me in it?

That's it?

That's just some crazy guy who roams the halls here.

That's me. Heh.

That's Monica talking.

That's more than most people have in a lifetime.

That's my favorite kind.

That's nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.

That's not even a word!

That's not fair. A person's wedding is important.

That's not the point, Chandler. The point is that you lied.

That's okay. We understand.

That's our code word for danger.

That's right. You're making a commitment.

That's some gentle comedy, dude.

That's sweet, honey, but save something for the adoption lady.

That's the last time Emma is getting on one of those things for her entire life.

That's what our friends call us.

That's why you won't go out with her again?

That's worse than no food.

The decision will be based on the answers you give to the questions I ask.

The donation we made earlier? Um, well, we want it back.

The Firm?

The floating heads do make a good point.

The Gottliebs? The Yangs?

The mistake's already made. They're writing up the papers now.

The part's a stuffy college professor.

The selection committee has chosen the three of you as our finalists.

The waiting, the wondering.

Then one day, I get that call from Toys"R"Us.

Then today I stopped and said, "What if I don't wanna be a shoe?

Then you lied about lying about lying, okay?

Then you lied about lying, okay?

Then you're the good guy, and they're the bad guy.

There are still several areas that haven't been fully excavated.

There was this one baby, Haley, who was favored to win...

There were two, I picked the bigger one.

There you go.

There you go. Good for you.

There's a lot to go over, but I'll explain as we go through

There's a pregnant woman in Ohio, and she picked us.

There's no way around it.

There's other stuff here. There's some nice shirts, these nice pants.

There's something going on with them.

They don't make me feel so good.

They haven't even gotten to Emma's group yet. We got dinner.

They passed

They said they won't go a penny under the asking price.

They went in for 45 minutes, and then they came out looking pretty happy.

They went in together. I'm so sorry.

They're out there.

They've ruined Cranberry Day.

This cake is amazing. Mm.

This competition just blew wide open, folks.

This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us.

This dinner is gonna be so great. In your face, last year me.

This feels perfectly normal.

This feels really good.

This is a two way street.

This is bringing out a lovely color in you.

This is completely anonymous.

This is her wedding day. That's way more important than some stupid kids.

This is really nice for you, but...

This is so great. Did you hear that?

This is the last box of your clothes.

This is what I do for a living. I am a professional actor.

This is work. I should call in. Can you excuse me?

This isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving you planned...

This place is freaking me out.

This stuff is ridiculous.

This Thanksgiving kicks last Thanksgiving's ass!

Those are all really old.

Three for excavation, and two for analysis.

Three hundred and fifty dollars?

To Monica and Chandler and that knocked up girl in Ohio.

To Phoebe and...

Too little, too late, Benji.

Turns out this sweater is made for a woman.

Two minutes, twelve pies and a part of one tin.

Ugh, enough! A monkey could've made them.

Ugh. All right, here. No. Oh, God.

Uh huh. And some Buffalo wings.

Uh oh.

Uh, "How do you spell Boscodictiasaur?"

Uh, but I don't think you're right for this

Uh, excuse me, sir. There seems to be some sort of red crap on my cheesecake.

Uh, food. No, sex

Uh, have you come to ask me some more paleontology related questions?

Uh, I mean, I have to do something.

Uh, not likewise. I'd never heard of you until this morning.

Uh, we need to talk about something.

Uh, well, it's a shame that you'll miss the movie...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... Ooh... Uh...

Um, I have to check your file. Excuse me.

Um, I know that Monica is working today...

Um, I'm sorry. Um, Ross Geller, Benjamin Hobart.

Um, I've always thought of him as someone I'd invite...

Um, I've never heard of a "Boscodictiasaur."

Um, kind of inappropriate, don't you think?

Um, she's been showing us houses outside of the city.

Um, what's Emma doing today?

Um, your grandmother's nickname, perhaps?

Unless you have any bad stuff hidden somewhere, like porn or cigarettes?

Wait a second. Where have I seen that cowgirl outfit before?

Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?

Wally Cox. That's the voice of Underdog.

We are supposed to make these decisions together.

We can put your names in our newsletter.

We could just slip in, and no one needs to know where we were.

We could say that Monica told us 5:00, not 4:00. That way we're right on time.

We don't want any crazy today!

We don't. Not until it's 100 percent. Why upset everybody over nothing?

We figured we could be late because you'd be on time.

We got it? We got the house?

We had a great night. In the morning, he promised he'd call and he didn't.

We had a really good time. Huh?

We love kids the appropriate amount...

We may not be who she thinks we are...

We need to get something to grease his face.

We really should.

We should just go. I'm not gonna find anything here.

We sure are.

We took the wedding money we were gonna spend...

We were getting along, having a really nice time.

We were out to dinner, okay?

We'd still be here if you hadn't got the question wrong

We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time.

We'll just say that she said it was 5:00.

We'll say that we were mugged.

We'll see how dinner goes.

We'll start with Dr. Li. You claim the field is too reliant...

We're back.

We're gonna make it work!

We're great. I think I may have asked all my questions.

We're growing up.

We're here to make a rather sizable donation to the children.

We're here to say goodbye. We're off to Ohio.

We're just trying to figure out an excuse.

We're not just messing around. I love her.

We're not who you think we are.

We're really excited about getting this process started.

We're seriously asking for the money back?

We're so glad that you're here.

We're still going to the game.

We're waiting for the adoption lady. But, hey, I'm glad you're here.

We've really been spoiling the children, what with all the food and warm clothing.

Well played, Phoebe Buffay. Well played.

Well, any contribution, large or small, is appreciated.

Well, at least the perfume's not mine. Be thankful for that.

Well, at least you'll get a proper wedding. You really deserve that.

Well, Gladys, say hello to your new home.

Well, I am having a good hair day.

Well, I didn't know how to tell you before...

Well, I didn't mean it!

Well, I gotta say, you guys, that's an incredible gesture.

Well, I mean, sure, of course.

Well, I still think that is a stupid reason not to call someone again.

Well, I think you're gonna appreciate the crap out of this one.

Well, I think... I think Ross knows about me and Monica.

Well, I was thinking of taking Emma to the playground.

Well, I'm sorry I brought it up.

Well, I'm sorry.

Well, if it's like the Lake Mbosco in Congo, then M B O...

Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was:

Well, it was a stupid, unfair question!

Well, it was really sweet, and, like, the most romantic thing ever.

Well, it's a good thing we got it then.

Well, it's just with work and the stress of adoption...

Well, it's... It's a little low. Pick it up a little.

Well, legend has it, Joey, that she comes alive when you're asleep.

Well, let's just go in there and face them.

Well, let's see, uh, I know that she has a meeting with her lawyer...

Well, listen, we had a good run.

Well, looks like it's just the two of us tonight, huh, buddy?

Well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.

Well, maybe I'm wrong. I'm sorry.

Well, not actually to death. That's just a figure of speech.

Well, obviously.

Well, personally, I think it's great you're giving yourself a break.

Well, Phoebe, that's fine because I'm not moving.

Well, radiant.

Well, something's not right.

Well, sorry, but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull...

Well, stuffed clams, ha, ha...

Well, then if there's nothing else, then the two of us should talk.

Well, there you go.

Well, think about it. You'd be trying to top what you did last year.

Well, this is going well.

Well, this is it

Well, this is very generous

Well, we "bore false witness."

Well, why don't you cook Thanksgiving dinner and prove me wrong.

Well, yes and no. Yes, I did say it. And no, I didn't not say it.

Well, you know, I don't want you to be cold.

Well, you man heads aren't any better. You lied about going to the game.

Well...

What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?

What are we gonna do? I'm starving.

What are you doing here?

What are you doing? I thought you don't share food?

What are you gonna name it?

What are you talking about? Sarah's great.

What did I just say?

What did they say?

What did you think of the house?

What do you mean? I can do anything. I'm a chameleon, huh?

What do you think we should do?

What does the red X next to Bob Gremore's name mean?

What happens to cranberry sauce?

What I really want is a great big wedding.

What if I wanna be a purse? You know?

What if no one ever picks us?

What if this woman does pick you guys?

What if you want Chinese food at 5 a. M?

What is wrong with raising a kid in the city?

What the hell are you doing?

What the hell is that dog doing here?

What was that?

What were the things you said?

What were we talking about?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? I need six graduate students.

What? I... Uh.

What? No... What?

What? Wait just a minute.

What? What is the matter with you?

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's going on?

When I fall asleep on the couch after reading...

When I take a shower...

When I was younger, I entered this pie eating contest.

When I'm not busy thinking of important things, or professing...

When they're having sex on the couch, it's like:

When we found out that we were gonna get this baby...

When you see the look on Emma's face, I swear, you won't regret it.

Where am I gonna get a cowgirl outfit on Thanksgiving?

Where is everybody? They're 45 minutes late.

Who did you see him with?

Who do you think it's from?

Who is still laughing. Nice

Who is that?

Who's Gladys?

Who's gonna tell them?

Whoa, we'd better get going. If we don't leave now, we're gonna be late.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Phoebe, you gotta take her.

Whoa! Ross!

Whoever doesn't get Gladys, gets Glynnis.

Whoever loses, goes in first

Whoo!

Whoo!

Why are you so sure I didn't watch this tape?

Why come all the way from Kansas to do that?

Why do men keep talking to me like this?

Why do you have a realtor?

Why don't I show you the baby's room.

Why don't we all go out to dinner, and I can introduce you.

Why don't you ask the reverend to pray on it?

Why don't you tell Benji about your proposal while I go to the ladies' room.

Why? What are these for?

Why? Who'd you see him with?

With Janice's phone number on it.

WOMAN: This is contestant number 16, Rebecca Hope from Yonkers.

Would you all stop yelling in our apartment?

Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?

Wow

Wow, this is really soft.

Wow, this place is awesome.

Wow, this place looks great.

Wow, what's the bad news?

Wow, your new boyfriend is screwed.

Wow. Actually, this looks pretty good.

Wow. Whoa.

Wow. Yeah...

Wow. You here to make another donation the same day?

Yay!

Yeah, actually. So you read a file that you liked...

Yeah, and about this Nancy...

Yeah, and there's a bowl of cranberry sauce that's...

Yeah, believe it or not, it's true.

Yeah, big surprise, I like proposals.

Yeah, big surprise, I like proposals.

Yeah, but I'm not sure about some of the bras I got.

Yeah, but so is this.

Yeah, but the important thing to know about us...

Yeah, he can do it.

Yeah, I asked you and Phoebe to pick up the pies. You did remember, right?

Yeah, I did.

Yeah, I do. I do do that.

Yeah, I just made it up. Spell it.

Yeah, I really do. You know, I had nothing growing up.

Yeah, I really hate to give her up. Oh, I know. Oh, you should take her.

Yeah, I'd probably enjoy it more if you didn't keep batting my hand away.

Yeah, I'll order some extra fries. Maybe a plate of onion rings.

Yeah, I'm sorry too. I'm even more sorry that phone call didn't come...

Yeah, I'm sorry. I am. But this wedding's just really important to me.

Yeah, of course. I can control myself. Ha ha ha. Yeah.

Yeah, they do seem to feel pretty bad.

Yeah, well, we're different. I don't care about having a huge party.

Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty sure I wanted you...

Yeah, yeah, and you can get rid of that French poster.

Yeah, you three have a nice Thanksgiving.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. And I'm responsible for just, like, half of that.

Yeah. And you know what? We could do a lot worse.

Yeah. Because you know what? It's all about the children.

Yeah. I mean, if you move there, you have to leave here.

Yeah. I read some great applications...

Yeah. My flock pretty much takes care of themselves by this point.

Yeah. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date.

Yeah. Now, how would you feel if we gave all the wedding money to charity...

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. So don't move, okay? Just stay here...

Yeah. Sure. I mean, I'm devastated, obviously.

Yeah. We don't feel like we can host Thanksgiving this year.

Yeah. Well, we're gonna let you be alone.

Yeah. Yeah, Rachel picked it out for me.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah...

Yep. We'll meet the lady who could be carrying our baby.

Yes, they are my stuffed clams

Yes, they will. You know what you should do? Go take a walk.

Yes, this building does have a wholesome, family feel to it.

Yes. Y E S. Yes.

You are beautiful, you know that?

You are calling her, okay?

You are ruining moving day for us.

You are welcome to look under any of the furniture...

You can see where he'd have trouble.

You can't get mad at someone who's been mugged.

You can't move out of the city. What if...?

You can't move. You just... You just can't.

You don't have to decide now. If you look at our file...

You don't wanna be a mothers...

You don't wanna live in Westchester. That's the worst of the Chesters.

You entered Emma in a beauty pageant?

You forced me to make dinner, you're an hour late...

You guys were there. It's beautiful, isn't it?

You guys, I ordered some chocolate pies from that bakery on Bleeker.

You guys, you don't have to fight over her anymore.

You have got some nerve coming back here.

You have gotta stop.

You have to get out of here.

You just want to put it on your hand.

You knew it'd make you late, and you went anyway.

You know about the plate thing?

You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you?

You know that's not the reason, Joe

You know what just occurred to me?

You know what? I'm getting used to this little guy.

You know what? If you want to look for a house, that's okay

You know what? You are mean boys who are just being mean.

You know what? You are mean boys who are just being mean.

You know you don't want me to help. You can't have it both ways.

You know, I'm really sorry I wasn't more supportive before.

You know, instead of watching football, you could help.

You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here...

You know, the two of you in this restaurant with the hmm...

You know, with the woman coming out of the frame.

You know, you always cook this meal all by yourself. Let me help this year.

You know? What was it? Four, five months?

You made it so easy.

You never told me about that guy and your sweet 16.

You obviously haven't tasted my Palmolive potatoes.

You probably don't even remember my name. It's Joey, by the way.

You say that, but it could take us a long time to get home

You say to him, "I'm sorry, Mike, I can't live without her.

You slept with our social worker and never called her back.

You still want that baby?

You think I'd give you my child after this?

You touch that, and you will be sorry!

You wanna know why? You wanna know why?

You won an adult Thanksgiving Day spelling bee?

You...? You're not at Thanksgiving?

You'd be in competition with yourself.

You're a beautiful woman. Smart, funny.

You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!"

You're gonna be great.

You're *******.

You're just jealous because you couldn't pull this off.

You're really on top of stuff.

You're right, I apologize. Scratch the last question.

You're right. He wouldn't cheat.

You're wearing the same shirt.

You've always been jealous of my hair.

Your ex boyfriend is insane.

Your fly's open, Geller.

Your money's mine, Green.

Your veal chop is 34.95.

...and make an even bigger donation. Absolutely.

"Grand Supreme Little Darling"? Congratulations!

"Her actual favorite is?" Correct. Weekend at Bernie's.

"His profession was?" Space cowboy!

A little toast here. Ding, ding, ding. ALL: Mm

Absolutely. There was one. She's it.

Agh. Phoebe, all babies are beautiful. Oh, okay.

Ah! Ha ha ha.

All right, fine. I'll do it. Good.

All right, okay. Be careful. Okay.

All right, what are we gonna say? Ooh!

All right. Chandler might be having an affair.

All right. Good.

And a thousand dollars. ...is something I'm very interested in.

And besides, he's a very ethical man. Really?

And nothing with padlocks on it! Aw.

And, Rachel, this is yours. Aah!

Anything he really likes? Hmm.

Are you friends with him? I can explain.

Are you okay? Yeah, it's just weird, you know?

Are you serious? If you say, yes, then I'm serious.

Are you still here? CHANDLER: Yes.

Are you talking about the Dewer Grant? Yeah. Why?

Bert and Ernie? You can't make this stuff up.

Big Fat Goalie. Correct.

Break up with Charlie. What?

But I insist. But I insist harder.

But we're giving you this. And I'm giving it back to you.

But you gave all the money to charity. Well, I'll just ask for it back.

But, uh, you watched the tape? Yeah, I... I liked it.

Can I ask you a question? Sure.

Chandler, where are your tools? Oh, I left them on my bulldozer.

Chandler? RACHEL: Mm hm.

Chocolate torte for the lady. Mm.

Come on, guys, push! Yeah, come on, push!

Congratulations. Wow.

Could you pick them up for me? You're not making the pies?

Coulis? Ha, ha.

Dangerous Liaisons. ROSS: Correct

Dating is hard. Boy, you people are nice

Deal! What?

Did you get the grant? No. And you wanna know why?

Did you watch the tape? No.

Dinner's at 4. We'll never make it back. We leave before it's over. We'll be back.

Do you remember the night? Oh, my God. I completely forgot.

Don't you love the huge yard? The fireplace in the bedroom.

Dude, I wanted him to guess. Oh.

Emma will be up in a minute. Oh, good.

Enjoy. Ha, ha.

Ew, is that what that is? Sorry.

Figuring out our wedding plans. We were doing the same thing.

Fine, I'll give you her number. JOEY: Okay. Thank you.

Fine. Thank you.

Food. Okay, how about, um, sex or dinosaurs?

Fourteen? No, 19.

Guess where they are. Center ice.

Guest. Fancy guest.

Guys? Keep on roaming, Bert!

Ha, ha. Oh.

Half a dozen. I see. And Dr. Biely?

Hello? Oh, hi. It's Phoebe.

Hey

Hey, guys. Hi.

Hey, guys. JOEY: Hey.

Hey, I sold that to Joey. Yeah, well, I told him it's haunted.

Hey, Joe? What's up?

Hey, Rach? Yeah.

Hey, so how was your date? Ugh.

Hey. Hey, guys, I need some fashion advice.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hi, sweetie.

Hey. Hi. Happy Thanksgiving.

Hey. Phoebe, listen, I think we gotta go.

Hey. What are you doing?

Hey. You son of a bitch.

Hey. RACHEL: Hi.

Hi, sorry I'm late. Hey, how'd it go with Mike?

Hi. Hi. It is so, so nice to meet you.

Hi. I'll let you get acquainted.

Hi. Thank you for agreeing to see us.

Hi. Hey, guess what Joey has. Three tickets to today's Rangers game!

Hi. Thank you. Please come in.

His name was?" Maurice.

How are we gonna decide who gets this? Water balloon!

How late are we? Forty five minutes.

I can't believe Chandler's missing this. I'm sorry he's not here.

I can't believe this. I never should've broken up with you.

I can't believe you never called me. Excuse me?

I did. No, you didn't!

I don't even feel him in here anymore. That's because he's on your neck.

I don't know. I'm telling you...

I don't know. I'm telling you...

I don't know. One more fight.

I don't think that's exactly... Let her finish, doctor

I don't think we have to. We don't?

I don't think you can do that. Why not?

I don't understand. The agency must have made a mistake.

I freaked when I heard the numbers. So, what did you two do about it?

I gave them to Joey. I left them at the park.

I had no idea how expensive this stuff was. Yeah, it is really pricey.

I have to break up with Charlie? Hey, you got one right.

I know. I mean, who knows...

I like that poster. PHOEBE: Really?

I love you. Oh, I love you too.

I loved that one so much. Yeah.

I plan to begin there. Interesting.

I think we should. I do too.

I thought you were in trouble. Well, we're not.

I told you, you're not right for the part. JOEY: What do you mean?

I want Gladys. She's mine.

I was in the car with Nancy. Nancy doesn't smoke.

I watched it. Keep going, Pinocchio.

I'll just have what she's having. I'm sorry, sir.

I'm not lying to you. I watched it. Ah, you lied again.

I'm pretty sure I gave you my number. Really? Think about it. Come on.

I'm really wedged in here. I'll pull you through.

I'm sorry about that. Oh, it ended okay.

If you hold a spider. Where? Where?

If you think it'd help. Yeah, absolutely. I'll call him.

Is he gonna let you keep the painting? Huh, no, he really hates it, ugh.

Is Monica not here? No.

Is that a picture? ERICA: Yeah.

It isn't mine. I guess we'll never know whose it is.

It's a day to be thankful. Don't make me come up there!

It's locked. What? Oh, sure, now they lock it.

It's my first national commercial. Cool.

It's not your decision anymore. What?

It's really starting to hurt. Look, I'm gonna pull on the door...

It's so good to see you. CHARLIE: Oh, you too.

Joe... Uh, just watch it.

Joey, wait... No!

Joey, we're not keeping this. But it's an original Buffay.

Kind of. She's coming to see where we live. And it has to go perfectly.

Listen to this. What?

Mandy. Mandy, huh? Uh...

Mandy. Sarah!

May 12? That's not even kind of close.

May I help you? Yes.

Me too. Here.

Mm, hey. RACHEL: Hi.

Mm. The game's at 1. So?

Monica, she's yours. No, that landed in your food.

My cranberries! Man, I got food all over me.

My God, you look absolutely stunning. Oh.

No one. I'm just saying if we did... Tell me what you know!

No, but I want to. But I don't want you to

No, it's not. It's not? When was she born?

No, no, no. No, no, no. No.

No, no, no. No. Nope.

No. Chandler.

No. Joking it is.

No. Might be why I don't remember her, huh?

No. No, we're late.

Nobody's here? Monica's gonna kill us. Yeah, where were you?

Not it. Not it. Damn it!

Not necessary. Buffay is spelled B U F F A Y.

Nothing, it's fine. Oh, thank God.

Oh, and I have something for you. Hmm

Oh, God. Let me push. Can I push? Oh, absolutely.

Oh, I didn't know you liked french fries. Ha, ha.

Oh, I didn't know you wanted her too. Oh.

Oh, is that you? No.

Oh, my God, that is gonna be so hard. I know. Good luck with it.

Oh, my God, that's great! ROSS: That's incredible.

Oh, my God. I didn't wanna tell you in front of them.

Oh, my God. No!

Oh, my God. Yeah, they're great seats too.

Oh, my. Wow.

Oh, Phoebe. Whoo hoo.

Oh, right. Yeah.

Oh, she looks just like a little doll. Oh, no, that is a doll.

Oh, that looks great. Good ordering. SARAH: Ha ha ha.

Oh, that's really okay. Yeah. We totally understand.

Oh, there's nothing above your bed. Are you still here?

Oh, we got some really great stuff. Yeah.

Oh, what a tragic loss. Mm hm.

Oh, what, you don't like her? Heh, of course I do. What's not to like?

Oh, yes, I can. No, you can't, she's yours.

Oh! You bum! Get off the ice! You suck! Get off the ice, you idiot!

Okay, duck down. Oh.

Okay, everyday use. Fancy.

Okay, I'll see you guys at 4. RACHEL: Can't wait.

Okay? MONICA: Okay, try it.

Okay. Here we go.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. B O... No, it starts with a silent M.

Okay. Okay. Are you ready, sweetie? Here we go.

Or? Get out!

Phoebe, you have to calm down. Ahem. Okay.

Pop pssh. Aw.

Rach, she's got, like, three hairs. I know. I know.

Really, you think? Absolutely.

Really? Sure.

Really? There is just, uh, one small stipulation.

Really? Yeah.

Really? Yes.

Really? What is it? Oh, it's nothing.

Ross. Oh, my God, are you okay? Son of a bitch!

Ross' shirt is torn. They're late and they're sloppy.

See, I told you. Oh. Ah!

See? All right. I can do this.

Seriously? Oh, I'm sorry. No, he did ask me one:

Seriously? Yes. I was 4 years old.

She really left. I know.

She won a thousand dollars. So this is an annual thing?

She's mine. She's mine.

She's mine. She's mine.

She's yours. Hey.

She's yours. She's yours.

So bad. So bad.

So should we tell her? ROSS: I don't know.

So tell me about the grant. Well, okay, it's for $25,000.

So you're not friends with him? Oh, God, no.

So, uh, who's your friend? Oh, that's Sarah.

Sure. I'm glad we did this. It feels so good. It does. It feels really good.

Tails. RACHEL: Oh.

Thank you, Pheebs. Sure. It's just as well.

Thank you. No problem, roomie.

Thank you. RACHEL: Oh.

Thank you. Thank you so much. Oh. ERICA: Ha, ha

That was our last piece. Mm

That's great. Now we just wait for a call...

That's it, I'm getting out of here. RACHEL: No, Ross, wait, come on.

The three of us? Yeah. You, Chan and the vein.

The turkey, the stuffing. The cranberries.

They are delicious. Ha ha ha. Yeah.

This is huge. I know.

This is... This is pretty big. Yeah.

To Phoebe and Mike. RACHEL: Hey.

Two can play at this game. Too late. You can't give it back.

Two seconds. Uh, 11?

Uh oh. I'm stuck. Joey, that is not gonna work.

Uh, shall we? Yeah, ahem. Thank you. Ahem.

Uh, well, uh... We were at a spelling bee.

Uh, what room should we see next? Any room that isn't behind this couch.

We are not signing those papers. Why not?

We can't afford that. I know.

We don't have a code word. We don't?

We got turkey grease. Bring it.

We're getting a baby! Are you serious?

We're getting a house. And a baby.

We're getting a house. Oh!

We're gonna have to unscrew the chain. Hurry, I can't feel my ears.

We're very proud of it. You should be.

Well, I do, but Rachel borrowed them. I lent them to Ross.

Well, I was thinking... Take the clothes...

Well, this is very generous. And we don't want any recognition.

Well... Uh... ROSS: Yeah, what's with the trophy?

Wha...? Okay, nothing with hair.

What a game. I know. Yeah.

What am I gonna do now? Just pass the tape along.

What are we gonna do? Figure it out.

What are you doing here? We're late too.

What are you doing? You wouldn't let me in.

What does he want you to give up? A bunch of stuff.

What else? Uh...

What is that? That's fire. It beats everything.

What? About an hour ago, we made an offer.

What? All food!

What? Are you serious?

What? I forgot my bat.

What? I just realized why I remember this place.

What? Joey, what is this thing doing here?

What? Phoebe and I saw Chandler...

What? That's impossible

What? They're in a car.

What? We got the house

What? He's my favorite author. Name one of his books.

What? They will be! All right.

What? You are way off, lady. Am I? Really? Am I?

What's going on? We'll talk later, Bert. Everything's fine!

Where you gonna do it? City Hall.

Who's Gladys? Oh, she's that work of art I made.

Who's Nancy? What's going on?

Why not? Because I already did.

Why? Well, I want to enter her...

Why? Why? Because you'll date her once...

Work, Joe. Damn it.

Would you like something to drink? Water would be fine.

Wow, that's great. Yeah.

Wow. Here.

Wow. Yeah

Wow. Yeah, wow.

Wrong number? That was Laura

Yeah, I guess. So we'll see you at 4. Okay.

Yeah, I'll cook. Yeah, let's go out.

Yeah, it is. What the hell are you doing?

Yeah! These seats are great.

Yeah. Yeah, so you gonna call this one back?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Ha ha ha.

Yes! Of course it was.

Yes! JOEY: Ha ha ha.

Yes. What?

Yes. But... Oh, my God. It's gonna work!

You didn't watch the tape. What? Of course I did.

You don't know that. Somebody's gonna pick us.

You gonna be okay? Yeah, we'll be okay.

You gotta see these pictures of Emma. Oh, how cute.

You heard him say that? Yeah.

You know, I would give her up for you. No, I couldn't let you do that.

You may want to lose the foam finger. Oh, no, no, no.

You put an offer on a house? It's so sweet

You should come, and you'll see. Those things go, like, 40 miles an hour.

You weren't there. Ha, ha.

You wouldn't let her have a g****? Oh, no, not me

You'll see. All right, everybody open them.

You're crazy. Crazy or romantic?

You're mean! Oh, don't be such a baby. Please.

You're welcome to come with us. Really? That would be great.

Your ex boyfriend? Yeah.

Your place is just lovely. Thank you.

..

...and donated it to a children's charity.

...and he had a couple g****s on his plate

...and it only aired in Japan.

...and maybe an ice cream truck can go by.

...and maybe close your blinds at night. Hey.

...and someone tells us there's a baby waiting for us. Oh.

...and takes a few of his fries... Oh, no!

...and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain.

...and then drags her half a body across the floor...

...and then she has to make a very big poop.

...and then you gave the agency the serial number and they contacted us?

...and they weren't interested. Oh.

...and they're just standing out there talking.

...and turns your doorknob.

...and we just got married at City Hall?

...and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do.

...and you guys are just having dinner..

...and you guys push. Maybe we can get enough room to wiggle him out, okay?

...and you liked it, but your bosses didn't.

...and you'll see that there's nothing to be afraid of.

...and, um, she'll fold down the pages of the things she thinks I'd like.

...as allowed by law.

...because the guy lost his job and has to move in with his parents!

...because we were gonna see, you know, either, um, Liar Liar or, um...

...because, believe me, you won't find any porn or cigarettes under there.

...before I told you about looking through the window.

...Bert, roaming the halls.

...Betrayal or An Affair to Remember.

...but for me this has been really great, you know?

...but I do know that you have to get far away from that hat.

...but I just thought we should meet face to face

...but I thought, "Who better than a minister to raise a child?"

...but is there any chance you would take me back?

...but it makes me feel better.

...but it's Thanksgiving, and we should not want to be together together.

...but no one will ever love that baby more than us.

...but Rachel does have some qualities that make her a good roommate.

...but we got the house. Enjoy.

...but, man, this would be a nice place to live."

...by an escaped mental patient who, in his own words, wanted to:

...Chandler and I decided we didn't wanna raise a kid in the city.

...do.

...Ernie.

...for Charlie interfere with the interview process.

...have certain rules...

...he didn't sleep with anybody else.

...he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature.

...how long it's gonna take for someone else to give us a baby?

...I can do it.

...I don't wanna live with Rachel anymore.

...I like to use..

...I mean, you know, and judging who's cuter just for a trophy...

...I think you're going to make excellent parents.

...I was sitting so far away, Michelle Kwan couldn't read my banner.

...I'm gonna say, "Congratulations

...I've been an admirer of your work. I mean, that Nobel Prize, uh, whoo!

...if I wear these pants, I might be getting into hers?

...if this works out, we're gonna have a baby. A baby!

...in a baby beauty pageant.

...including five guys I went to graduate school with.

...is how much we would care for this little baby.

...is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.

...just looking for legs to steal.

...just to tell it.

...kind of intimidating.

...my friend hasn't shot anyone in a really long time.

...off Joey's Cabbage Patch Kid! Yeah!

...okay? I mean...

...on the Linnaean taxonomic system. How do you propose to correct this?

...or a filthy video in the VCR?

...or a pack of cigarettes taped to the back of the toilet tank...

...or if you guys had been with your family, or if you didn't have...

...or projectile vomiting.

...or watching TV or something...

...romantic.

...she can order whatever she wants. The more the better, all right?

...she covers me over with a blanket.

...she got croup, so she had to stay home.

...she leaves me little notes on the mirror.

...she slowly reaches up...

...she was really supportive.

...she's already there

...sleep with her, then forget she exists.

...so I was wondering if you wanted to come to the movies with me and Rachel.

...swing incident when I was little.

...syphilis and stuff...

...that you can just...

...that you still might consider... Giving you my baby?

...the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic?

...there are things you do, and, you know, things that you don't do.

...this grant is not based on your knowledge of pretty useless trivia.

...to my fantasy dinner party, ha, ha.

...was later covered by a popular British Invasion band?

...we already found a house we love.

...we don't feel like we have the energy.

...we get your apartment

...we give up the bird. Aah!

...we wouldn't be all together, you know?

...when you just don't know if you're gonna return back to Earth.

...who pass on their irrational fears to their children, do you?

...with a blond woman today outside on the street.

...without a baby.

...without people raising serious questions about my work.

...wrote out a list and Monica told me to go to hell.

"And behold, she did adopt unto them a baby.

"Baby It's You."

"Boys will be boys"?

"Celebrity."

"Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl's breast?"

"Come on in, my butt is surprisingly hairy!"

"Grand Supreme Little Darling, New York Division"?

"Guy in Van"?

"I can't believe Chandler is screwing this woman...

"Irrational," huh?

"Joey had an imaginary childhood friend.

"Joker" is "poker" with a "J."

"Kill me, or whatever."

"Little people"?

"Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?"

"Pablo Diaz.

"Rachel claims this is her favorite movie."

"We know you're out there."

"We"?

"What is Chandler Bing's job?"

"What was Monica's nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?"

"Who was the voice of Underdog?"

[ALL LAUGHING]

[ALL SHOUTING]

[BEEPER BEEPING]

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

[CHANDLER SIGHS]

[CHANDLER SIGHS]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CLEARS THROAT]

[DOOR CLOSES]

[DOOR SLAMS]

[EMMA LAUGHS]

[English US SDH]

[English US SDH]

[English US SDH]

[English US SDH]

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]

[GAGS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

[GUYS GROANING]

[IN NORMAL VOICE] Oh, I am hot. I'm cold, huh? Come on, what can't I do?

[IN OLD MAN'S VOICE] I'm old.

[IN UNISON] We know.

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

[JOEY CLEARS THROAT]

[JOEY GRUNTS]

[JOEY SIGHS]

[JOEY SNIFFS]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LINE DIALS]

[MARCHING BAND PLAYING FESTIVE MUSIC]

[MONICA GASPS]

[MONICA SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

[MONICA SIGHS]

[MONICA SIGHS]

[MOUTHS] What?

[PHOEBE GASPS]

[PHOEBE GASPS]

[PHONE RINGING]

[PHONE RINGS]

[RACHEL & PHOEBE GASP]

[RACHEL CHUCKLES]

[RACHEL GASPS]

[RACHEL LAUGHS]

[RACHEL LAUGHS]

[RACHEL SHRIEKS]

[RACHEL'S FOOT THUMPS]

[SARAH CHUCKLES]

[SARAH LAUGHS]

[SCOFFS]

[SCRATCHING ON DOOR]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SOBBING] You were so great.

[SPEAKS IN JAPANESE]

[TIMER BEEPS]

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

[YAWNING] Huh, I'm tired, huh?