Do I ever think about who Herschel Krustofsky would have been if he wasn’t Krusty the Clown? Oh, kid, you’re really diggin’ into the ol’ greasepaint covered soul, huh? Ha ha! Herschel Krustofsky? He’d probably be running a boring deli somewhere, slicing pastrami and wonderin’ why nobody’s laughing. Sure, it might’ve been a simpler life—fewer lawsuits, less stress, maybe my dad wouldn’t’ve disowned me—but c’mon! No pies to the face? No rubber chickens? No screaming kids? Herschel without...