Krusty the Clown Soundboard Edit

Ah, crap.

All right. Where's my 400 bucks?

All these rules, I feel like I'm in a strip club.

Because I'm an idiot. Happy.

Don't come over here.

Don't look at me.

Don't tell me you're infertile. I ain't falling for that again.

Get it? Lost your parasite.

Groan

Hey, hey, Are you ready to get Rowdy?

Hey, Hey.

Hey, it's Christy the pizza man.

Hey, kids.

How could you Krusty? I never lend my name to an inferior product. They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house. I'm not made of stone. Crusty. This camp was a nightmare. They fed us gruel,...

I am Krusty the Clown and I am going to kill you.

I could pull a better cartoon out of my Yeah. Hey, whoa, wasn't that great, kid.

I don't believe this.

I got my last 10 bucks on you.

I knew my kind wasn't welcome here.

I thought the generals were due.

I thought they closed that place down.

I will personally eat one.

I'm gonna need a shoe box full of blow to get through this trick.

I'm Kristy the Clown, and I don't like you.

If you watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a variety of sexually explicit positions. But oh hey, it's not really me. I used to stunt butts.

Just take it.

Krusty Burger Olympic Sweepstakes.

Krusty The Clown

Let's get busy.

Loopy laugh.

Next question.

Now here's a clip from 1973. Try to run try to hide right on through through the other side. Yeah. What was I on?

Oh, you're just tweezing my wing.

Sex Cauldron.

She's eating surrender monkeys.

Stop saying that.

That's our secret word for the day.

The Falklands have just been invaded.

This is the lowest I've ever sunk and I once made out with a blow up doll.

Urine monkey.

What the hell is that?

What the hell is that?

Wow. Wow. Wow. Let's not go nuts.

You're so fat, boy.