Is there a trick to keeping this hair in place, or is it all natural? Ha ha! Natural?! Oh, kid, you’re killin’ me! This hair is about as natural as my show’s laugh track! It’s a delicate blend of industrial strength hairspray, duct tape, and a prayer to the comedy gods. Some mornings, it’s so stiff, I swear I could use it as a hammer! But hey, it’s my trademark—without it, I’m just another schlub with a honk honk nose! Ha!