Hey there, folks! It's me, Kermit the Frog, here to deliver a super important message brought to you by our friends at DirecTV and the amazing team over at the Federal Communications Commission! Ribbit! Listen up, everyone, because this is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill! This is a mega urgent alert that requires your immediate attention. Failure to comply could land you in some seriously hot water. Yikes! So, here's the deal. It has come to our attention that someone out there has...