💬 The Muppet Show (1976)

A beautiful lady like you

A Benny shaved

A big opening number on the show.

A bit part? Yeah, I bit someone.

A chicken tonsillectomy, or a chicken curry fricassee.

A comedienne, an actress, a singer, a dancer

A complex. She lives downstairs, the Murphys live upstairs.

A definite improvement.

A dining room table set for eight

A dozen roses at the end of the show?

A dread fear of the rising prices of home furnishings.

A frog is very ticklish. Hey, but listen.

A good (spits) psychiatrist

A great woman and a great singer

A group of performers that I personally discovered

A hatrack. Mm hmm.

A lady you loved on Laugh In and hundreds of other shows,

A little bit more about our drummer,

A little Hilda ha ha there. Very little.

A little joke.

A little known classic of Arthur Conan Doyle entitled,

A little more jumpy, maybe.

A little soft, Fozzie.

A man who produces the world's funniest shadows.

A marriage made in heaven. A frog and a pig.

A masterful performance. Mm.

A mechanical windup TV show host? Right.

A mere machine could never replace a real frog.

A Muppet likeness of yourself.

A musician at the symphony just fell through his harp.

A person should stay young and dynamic

A pig and two rabbits? Well, hold on a minute, will you?

A ransom note has reportedly been received.

A rock act? But Gonzo can't sing.

A stomachache, Dr. Bob.

A summons from the board of health, I wager.

A swarthy, good looking man sitting in a bowl.

A work of art! Brilliant.

Aaaah!

Aah!

Aah! (loud kiss)

Aah! (thud)

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Aah! Bye.

Aah! Godfrey Daniels!

Aah! Oh! Ack! Erf!

Aah! Ooh!

Aah! Ooh! Ohh!

Aah! We have a show to do! Will you get out of here?

About the act we're doing on the show tonight.

About the theme song of the show.

About this great medical breakthrough.

About... about Lena and me,

Absolutely, Bert.

According to Coles,

Actually, I'm Fielding, the butler.

Actually, there's not much left to tell.

Affluence to all nations.

After all, I am 35.

After all, I'm not quite ready to go yet.

After my mother saw me, she went to the hospital.

After three years, I thought I'd seen it all.

After which, I will eat the crankcase a cappella.

Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah choo!

Ah Ah Ahchoo!

Ah choo!

Ah hah!

Ah, Florence, I don't quite know how to say this,

Ah, hello, my love.

Ah, how poignant.

Ah, I know what you mean. I am, too.

Ah, I see. I want you to tell him

Ah, it's too late.

Ah, Miss Piggy.

Ah, Scooter, would you go for Avery

Ah, she and Kermit make a nice pair.

Ah, that's wonderful.

Ah, then you know what I'm here after.

Ah, there she is, and what a beauty.

Ah, Turkey land of my dreams.

Ah, well, there's no time for that,

Ah, what fools these Muppets be.

Ah, yokels!

Ah! Yeah. Why don't you work on it?

Ah.

Ah. (coughs)

Ah. Ah, uh, uh...

Ah. Ah. Finally good to get out of that box.

Ah. All right.

Ah. Here. I run it for you.

Ah. Isn't that cunning, folks?

Ah. My pleasure.

Ah. Well, absolutely no doubt about it.

Ah... Ahchoo!

Aha, aha!

Aha!

Aha.

Ahchoo! Bless you, Piggy.

Ahem.

Ahem. Ahem.

Ahem. Aren't... aren't you going to be standing by, too?

Ahem. Excuse me, Miss Harper. My name is Statler. I...

Ahem. The Muppet Show backstage.

Ahem. Tuning up.

Ahem. Well, Romeo,

Ahh!

Ahh.

Ai yi yi yi!

Ain't gonna help you if you ain't got it.

Ain't it wonderful?

All I see are a bunch of Muppets spreading mass hysteria.

All in due time.

All right, all right. Listen.

All right, everybody, let's jam.

All right, hit it!

All right, I accept.

All right, I'll move the body.

All right, Kermit, my client won't work

All right, Kermit, thank you.

All right, Kid, don't make a move. I got you covered. Throw down your pickles.

All right, monster, this is Sir Avery of Macho!

All right, now, this is what you call

All right, you asked for it.

All right.

All right. (playing much faster)

All right. All right. Listen. Yes. What?

All right. Don't grumble.

All right. I was gonna wash the hogs,

All right. Now give us the information,

All right. Now, what's the next case?

All right. Out!

All righty.

All still."

All that for one free singing lesson? Well...

All the Turkish delights

All the way from Sesame Street, here they are now,

All you need are the clothes, Bert. Ah, no... Clothes?

All you need is the pacing, a bit of timing.

Allo, allo, allo. Aloha, Tiffany.

Alone.

Although I must admit I've been a little bit jealous.

Although my profile has been compared to Barrymore.

Although some of them are really quite droll.

Although, of course, it is a little strange. Strange?

Am I crazy or is he crazy?

Am I in the right place? Oh, Valerie Harper.

Am I laying it on a little too thick?

Am I right so far? (growls) Deep seated.

Am I too hip for the room? Hey...

Amazing!

Amazing. Preposterous.

Amoeba.

Amorous? Let's kiss. No, hungry. Let's eat.

Amusing little twit, isn't he?

An impression of a man balancing himself on one leg.

An offshoot of the world famous Boston Pops Orchestra,

An oldie but goodie.

And "the greatest" stuff.

And 228 great grandchildren,

And a couple of things occurred to me, as one artist to another.

And a hideously deformed monster.

And a hug from Mommy every night.

And a lot of fun at parties

And a nice crate it is, too. May I ask you what is in it?

And a rather unusual one we have planned,

And a very sick one.

And all of this... all of this is coming to you, by the way,

And all the singing lessons in the world

And all you can say is, "But, Dr. Bob." (hiccups)

And and that I'm sensitive, intelligent,

And as a little token of our appreciation,

And as for me, I think you're fantastic.

And as it did, I looked for another butterfly

And ask if you'd join me for a steak dinner later on.

And author of the best selling book Europe on $5,000 a Day.

And became a member of the Royal Copenhagen Ballet.

And because she's introduced so many Broadway hits,

And Bert? What?

And besides that, there have been a lot of famous people who were small in size.

And big long ugly fangs.

And boarded a plane for Dallas.

And break it down into separate pieces.

And bug outta here, buster.

And by the way,

And by the way, you guys are really gonna do the old telephone pole bit?

And chew the fat for a while.

And do this little beauty, huh?

And dogs and frogs, and pigs and chickens,

And don't forget, I get ten percent of that.

And don't try to shove me into the refrigerator.

And enormous mental exertion.

And ever escalating cybernetic engineering.

And every night, after dinner, my wife erases the dishes.

And every week I have to come in here and play...

And fell in love with a movie star Lassie.

And finally, an eyewitness, the maid,

And find ourselves a nice little dump in the suburbs.

And flowers wilt.

And found that he had indeed passed away.

And Fozzie Bear will instantly give you a joke.

And frankly, I think you are the funniest person alive.

And from Sesame Street, Ernie and Bert.

And gaze upon that adorable face.

And get things moving on The Muppet Show.

And give you a big 1950s disc jockey style introduction, OK?

And giving me these jokes for my act,

And good evening, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

And has come up with an act

And he calls himself a world traveler?

And he calls me an old fool?

And he drives a '63 Dodge station wagon.

And he fell in what? Love?

And he got out of that field.

And he is a crack gin rummy player.

And he looked at me, and he said,

And he says he wants to speak to Miss Harper.

And he thinks I'm moldy.

And he told me he did not want to be disturbed.

And he used to wear this big leather jacket.

And he wears a toupee.

And he went with a general's daughter named Maggie.

And he'd call me in the morning.

And he's also a good tenpin bowler. Got the head for it.

And her rendition of "What Now My Love?"

And here at Muppet Labs

And here he is now, that suave, sophisticated showman,

And here it is, folks, the product you've all been waiting for,

And here it is, right from the cleaning room into your living room

And here they are doing that classic comedy sketch, the telephone pole bit!

And here they are now, my kind of people,

And here they are, the world's finest

And here, too, is tonight's very special guest star

And how about this one?

And how floppy arms I have and and how dull I am.

And how many people do you know whose vacations were ruined

And I can't afford to get any smaller.

And I cannot but pause to thank our lovely guest star

And I covered them with chicken feathers,

And I don't remember ever hearing it before.

And I don't think it is, but it is severely injured.

And I don't think you're a big lump. So there.

And I feel right at home with all these chickens and roosters and pigs.

And I gotta be real careful, not let anybody in here.

And I have seen you play a concert on your head with a mallet.

And I hope the two of you have a great evening.

And I hope we've tickled you as much as you've tickled us on the show.

And I hope you tune in next week

And I might forget about you.

And I saw the most ghoulish, fiendish looking face in the closet.

And I start to crack up.

And I thought to myself how wonderful it would be

And I want to see if it's good, OK?

And I want to thank our guest, Mr. Peter Ustinov, for joining us.

And I want you to know you'll always be willkommen here.

And I was sitting at home watching television.

And I will rearrange your looks.

And I would like to dedicate this

And I, Fozzie Bear,

And I'll even buy the chicken who shares my dressing room.

And I'll start tonight, OK?

And I'm fresh out of rabbits.

And I'm in big trouble.

And I'm the audience. That way, no matter how bad we are...

And if I refuse?

And if I sound a little British tonight,

And if it isn't a joke I mean, if there is someone or something behind me

And if you stick around, we think you'll agree.

And in just two months, I lost $300.

And indeed he shall. Hi, Kermit.

And is long and fuzzy?

And is one of the really multitalented performers in show business,

And it was written by Gags Beazley? Yeah.

And it's a real treat to have him with us on The Muppet Show

And like I told you earlier, we got a group to back you up.

And making some steam heat, huh, snuggle bunny?

And matter of fact, right now I'd like you to meet another friend of mine.

And may I say you look a wonderful audience.

And most morally unobjectionable singing team

And motioned it to land

And my horse had a flat tire.

And neighbors say she hasn't stopped since.

And not to be trusted.

And now he waits within.

And now I must ask,

And now it is my great pleasure to present a performer

And now it's time for that riotous,

And now it's time to present two old friends of ours.

And now my tribute to Marcel Marceau.

And now presenting the performing members of the Muppaphones.

And now, "Indian Love Call."

And now, "Lady of Spain." Where?

And now, a lady so wonderfully nutty

And now, before it's time for that awful theme song, we're leaving.

And now, featuring in concert with our own Muppet orchestra,

And now, folks, once again, Mr. Ben Vereen.

And now, once again, folks, Mr. Jim Nabors.

And now, once again, ladies and gentlemen,

And now, the finest singing team

And now, to be this close to him...

And now, to Washington DC for a direct call on our hot line.

And on the other hand, with equal ease,

And one banana says...

And one of the nicest Miss Kaye Ballard.

And only when you know the meaning of the various terms

And our guest tonight is Miss Florence Henderson.

And our own special guest is Dr. Kurt Von Frong,

And our panel tonight consists of Sam the American Eagle...

And our question of lasting importance

And our special guest is one of the funniest people in the business Harvey Korman.

And our special guest star tonight is one of the funniest ladies in the business

And our subject tonight is, "Does travel broaden the mind?"

And probably well worth it, too. Oh, yes. Yes.

And right now, he's launching a new career

And salad and French bread.

And says we ought to get a new one.

And scrambled onto a six by six foot platform.

And she decided to rent herself out as a duplex.

And she makes you feel good all over.

And she was pecked to death by the parakeets.

And she's broader than any of us.

And she's not just another pretty face.

And slip on out of here?

And small and cute and all that sort of thing, like you are.

And so do all the Muppet monsters.

And so Dr. Bob has found a patient

And so Dr. Bob is about to begin his bongo practice.

And so far, has jumped 652,000 times.

And so I would like to propose a toast in your honor.

And so is his patient.

And so that means our show tonight should be a real bang up affair.

And some of her songs and some of us and me.

And speaking of Japanese actors,

And special thanks to our wonderful guest star, Miss Buth Ruzzi.

And suddenly I hear...

And talks casually and spontaneously with the frog.

And tell Gonzo that either the plant goes or he goes.

And tell him to stand by for his next number?

And thank you all for joining us.

And that is that the butler did it.

And that only goes to prove

And that's all tonight from Muppet News.

And that's because our special guest star

And that's because our special guest tonight

And that's how it was

And the beautiful girl asked Benny

And the indefatigable Ms. Lena Horne.

And the issue is life.

And the mother of her own bunch of four at home

And the opening of the Panama Canal.

And the other amoeba says, "I don't know. I don't live around here."

And the other inescapable conclusion

And the pilot flying plane number one is Mike Kelly.

And the rest brought the feathers.

And the road ahead is steep,

And their stirring version of "I'll Know."

And their version of that great oldie,

And then again, I could be wrong.

And then again...

And then he said... Oh, deary me.

And then I fitted them with straps for my arms.

And then I get mean.

And then I went back to watching the television.

And then just watch my razor sharp wit at work.

And then see this dog over here? Uh huh.

And then there's something that goes like this.

And then when I start to believe it,

And then you insult me

And there never will be a banana sketch!"

And they are awful.

And they will never know that that my family was in show business

And they're known as The Clodhoppers.

And they're really great, but they haven't sold.

And this hippopotamus comes out and says to the kanga...

And this is a golden oldie, a blast from the past

And this will cure the common cold?

And tonight our special guest is Mr. Vincent Price.

And tonight we discuss that controversial topic,

And tonight's panel includes our own Miss Piggy.

And tonight's question is one that has bothered scholars everywhere

And two, our special guest star is Miss Ruth Buzzi,

And we at Muppet News central feel it is a story

And we had a one man band.

And we have another goodie for you.

And we'd specially like to thank our very talented guest star

And we'll see you all next week on The Muppet Show!

And we're not gonna do any jokes about his size.

And we're really pleased he's with us.

And we're very honored to have as our special guest star

And we've had enough of this garbage about bacon.

And we've reached the end of our show.

And welcome again to The Muppet Show.

And welcome to a very unusual edition of The Muppet Show.

And welcome to The Muppet Show.

And welcome to this potpourri of mirth and madness

And what a fantastic program we have for you tonight.

And what a show we got.

And when I look into those eyes, I see... I see...

And when I look into your eyes, I'm spellbound.

And when I turn around again,

And when the fairy godmother heard... Oh, yeah, yeah?

And who let this wacko taco on the panel?

And whose face is Porker here going to borrow?

And with his luck, it never will be seen again.

And with that thought,

And within moments

And yesterday his wife started wondering how Cosgrove was doing,

And you better not interfere with his act, Crazy Harry, because he has a short fuse.

And you can call me Ethel. Huh?

And you hold your breath for about an hour or so, eh?

And you know something? If we had saved Jimmy's hair

And you know what? What? What? What?

And you know what? You're not gonna hear any jokes about your being little bitty

And you must admit that the arms are a little bit floppy and soggy, Bert.

And you pour honey over yourself

And you're looking at a green lump.

And you're one dead enchilada!

And you're the greatest straight man in the business.

And your best policy will be an insurance policy.

And your transmission is sagging."

And your two children Jimmy and Jennifer.

And, furthermore, it is absolutely international.

And, Gonzo, my dear friend, it doesn't work.

And, goodness knows, we need some.

And, if that weren't enough, we've also got "Mahna Mahna."

And, indeed, he is known for his razor like wit, which he's gonna need,

And, Kermit, you're a wonderful MC.

And, of course,

And, well, you see, I'm a total Muppet freak.

And, yes, I'll even say it talented.

And? He ate it.

And... how can I say this?

Andres Bossard, Floriana Frassetto and Bernie Schurch,

Anesthetic. Anesthetic, Dr. Bob.

Animal feels a deep seated hostility...

Animal, I was wondering. Would you help me find my key?

Animal, my watch won't run.

Animal, that does not look like her.

Animal, why don't you tell our audience,

Animal! Animal! Animal! Please control yourself.

Animal! Come here. I'd like to talk to you a minute.

Animal? Yeah?

Animal. (laughs)

Another crack like that

Any complaints? No, none whatsoever.

Any other show on television charges at least two pigs a month for a good duck.

Anybody else? Over there?

Anybody got a banana?

Anybody want to buy a gofer cheap?

Anyhow, I now take great pleasure in introducing Miss Ethel Merman

Anyhow, let's bring 'em on with a big hand

Anyhow, take care of yourselves, and we'll see you next time on The Muppet Show.

Anything I can do for you, my dear? No.

Anyway, don't let's talk about him. Let's get back to me.

Anyway, here's one of my favorite songs from that show.

Anyway, tonight, we're really delighted to have with us

Anyway, we're also fortunate in having with us

Apparently, there is no logical explanation.

Appearing in a sketch with Peter Ustinov

Are the parents of tomorrow.

Are the unique masked theater group from Switzerland

Are walking down the str...

Are we watching the same show?

Are you all right down there?

Are you all right, Miss Goodbody?

Are you all right?

Are you certain? Positive.

Are you Fozzie the Bear? No.

Are you guys familiar with the banana sketch?

Are you guys nuts? Well, Scooter says that that that...

Are you he, sir?

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding? I can't afford it.

Are you laughing?

Are you Miss Henderson? You know I am, Fozzie.

Are you ready, fellas?

Are you really? Sure. Every year, I fly south for the winter.

Are you serious?

Are you sure you didn't just forget to put 'em on again?

Are you the Monster of the Moors?

Aren't we ever gonna find any answers? Yes, yes.

Argh!

Arnold Stockman, a retired shoe salesman,

Art!

As a dancer,

As a demeaning situation. Right?

As a fitting tribute to her brave husband,

As a matter of fact, your dog doesn't like you.

As a matter of fact...

As a morning sunrise.

As a movie performer and a television star

As a sister singer, I gratefully admire your talent,

As a tribute, I plan to sing a medley of all her great hits.

As about the cutest little fellow around.

As all of us right thinking people know,

As an air raid siren during the war?

As anything she's said.

As envisioned by the incredible Mr. Peter Ustinov.

As Fozzie Bear, the comedy star of our show,

As long as possible.

As long as we all agree to the song that we're going to sing.

As our panel discusses a topic of concern

As our panel discusses questions of lasting importance.

As the mighty gladiator, Sir Avery of Macho,

As to what? Nothing.

As we address ourselves to the topic,

As you go, that's it.

As you probably can already tell.

As you were. Off you go. Off you go, then.

As you'll see.

Ask for silly, you get silly.

Ask me. I do it every week.

Assured Muppet News Central that the rumor was false.

Astounding!

At Becker's Butcher Shop.

At last we are alone.

At last you are alone, Piggy.

At last, your family can be protected

At least if he doesn't make it,

At least let me audition for you, will you?

At least you can go into politics.

At least, Fozzie, you will be glad to know

At night in the dark and said to yourself,

At the Home for the Chronically Groovy.

At the stage door, I passed a bunch of Muppet fans,

At the weird unnatural things going on tonight.

At these prices, who's gonna complain?

At this nightclub, a party of 75 came in...

At this time in the show...

At this time, I would like to present my rendition

Attention! (grumbling stops)

Author, author!

Authorities climbed the pole this morning

Authorities suspect that the ocean is being held prisoner

Aw, come on, Fozzie.

Aw, gimme a break. Hey, listen.

Aw, Hilda...

Aw, Kaye.

Aw, Kermit, my love, my life.

Aw, listen, don't worry. I can handle Miss Piggy.

Aw, maybe. But you don't know what it's like to live life as a dog.

Aw, thanks, Kermit. You're so kind.

Aw, that does it. I'm giving up performing.

Aw, that's tender, man.

Aw, you can't stop the old Fozzie tonight.

Aw, you yokels, I quit!

Aw. Listen, you should stick around, Phyllis.

Aw. See those guys up there?

Aw...

Awful cute, too.

B flat.

Baby figs? Sure, let me whisper...

Back!

Back! (yells)

Backwards. (both scream)

Bacon, my love, bacon.

Bad pun. Yeah.

Balloons! Speaking of balloons,

Barbarian.

Barky. No, Branchy. Uh...

Based on the far side of the river.

Be careful he doesn't try to pick up your paycheck.

Be careful, frog. His uncle owns the theater.

Be dah bah bah. De bah bah.

Be prepared for the strange, the weird and the scary

Be still, my aching heart.

Be under it.

Beats sitting home watching television.

Because every night at the stroke of midnight,

Because he didn't like me!

Because he's against one of the foulest mouths in the kingdom.

Because I think she's very hoggy.

Because I want to make you happy. Good.

Because I'm a bit of a musician myself.

Because I'm a woman, that's why.

Because instead, we've got Joel Grey as a guest star,

Because our guest star is Mr. Peter Ustinov.

Because our guest star is none other

Because our special guest stars

Because that is the way it is,

Because the tree ate my cue cards.

Because they forgot to pack their trunks.

Because they were eaten by undetected gorillas?

Because today is the day we introduce our new line of exploding hats.

Because we on the... Psst. Psst. Psst.

Because you have to have friends, you see, Gonzo.

Because you're one of the top comics in the business.

Because you're the monster.

Before a performance,

Before it eats you.

Before that new guy bought it and ruined it.

Beg pardon, Bert? ♪ You may see a stranger

Begin.

Believe me, you've got 'em.

Ben, how are you enjoying the show?

Bernard. Hmm?

Bernie, Miss Harper needs a comb, Bernie.

Bert. The nose is still loose, Bert.

Besides being an actress,

Besides, I was thinking of going backstage.

Besides, this should be right up your alley.

Besides, we'll be terrific!

Besides, you're on soon. Now is no time to panic.

Better hurry.

Better known as Maurice the Magnificent!

Better known as the Mummenschanz.

Better known as the Phantom of The Muppet Show.

Billy Lee Boomer, a gas station attendant from Penny Box, Texas,

Bind me!

Bitter duck. Oh, Kermit. Kermit. Kermit.

Bleah!

Blood lusting animal.

Bob Hope's jokes and Milton Berle's.

Bongos?

Bongos. Bongos, Dr. Bob.

Bonsoir, bonsoir, mesdames et messieurs.

Boo! Aah!

Boo! Boo! That's terrible. Terrible.

Booga booga! Cut that out.

Boogie, boogie, boogie.

Boring.

Boris Klinger was the worst music hall act

Boris Klinger?! Why, you old fool.

Boss, you know there's nothing I wouldn't do for you.

Both bears can stay. The Gonzo can stay.

Bothered and bewildered.

Boy, did you see that? That was the signal.

Boy, does that guy have a swelled head. Conceited, huh?

Boy, Miss Piggy has a bad temper, doesn't she?

Boy, my brother is really something.

Boy, my uncle will be really interested in this.

Boy, oh, boy. It sure is great being in the show business, chief.

Boy, see how he handles them? See?

Boy, she is really great. But to open the show,

Boy, that last item about furniture is ridiculous.

Boy, that's the greatest show we've ever done.

Boy, what a dull guest.

Boy, you shouldn't have done that.

Boy, you sure are slow.

Bravo, oh, bravo!

Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Encore!

Bravo! Bravo! What are you "bravo ing" about?

Bravo! Bravo! Wonderful.

Bravo! Brilliant.

Bravo.

Bravo. Wonderful.

Bring peace to the world,

Bring the feet. That's it. Good.

Brings us to the only possible conclusion,

Bruce, this is not a foxtrot.

Bruce, this is the happiest moment of my life.

Bruce, you taught him well.

Buddy Rich? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Bug out? What kind of joke is that?

Bug, bug, bug...

Burst his balloon, honey. He's so pompous.

But a Muppet Show without Fozzie Bear?

But a very short marriage,

But all you folks in Enid, Oklahoma, better stand by to hear a soul sister.

But aren't you Fozzie Bear, the great comedian?

But as long as one person appreciates you,

But do you know that my fleas have started wearing dog collars

But first, let's thank our special guest star Miss Valerie Harper. Yeah!

But for now, it's the only place she has to change.

But for sheer magnificence,

But Gags Beazley,

But Gonzo needs personal management.

But hard on the ears.

But he gets very annoyed at the bowling alley,

But he's a nice bear.

But he's such a cute little fella,

But her husband plays in the band.

But Holmes, there is no evidence, so your logic is wrong.

But I bet he can't do this.

But I can't join you for dinner. You see, I'm a vegetarian.

But I do like a little bit of butter to my bread.

But I do love frogs' legs.

But I do wanna give an extra special warm thank you

But I just can't take it anymore.

But I think his head has already gone down for the count.

But I think I will be able to knock myself out in the tenth round.

But I think it's gonna be a thrill for us all,

But I think there's a Phantom of The Muppet Show.

But I too am a singer of note.

But I will try and answer any questions that you might have.

But I would like to point out to all assembled here

But I'd like you to take it easy on that "legend"

But I'm not running away, I'm not calling the police,

But I'm really a very sentimental dog.

But I'm too close to something else.

But if I must choose my favorite dish,

But if you don't want the hogwash, I'll just dump it here.

But if you had used All Purpose Tenderizer

But in this case, the Mummenschanz don't talk, do you?

But inside,

But instead when the investigators arrived at the corset factory...

But is it pronounced "tomayto" or "tomahto"?

But is there a logical explanation for your presence here?

But it drives me bananas.

But it goes along with my astrological sign. You see, I'm a Gemini.

But it helps.

But it... it's a bit subtle.

But it's a darn good question.

But it's a little late now.

But it's a lonely life.

But it's right behind you.

But it's the funniest...

But last night she burned the water.

But lo, what lovely Eastern maiden approacheth?

But marmalade is tasty if it's very thickly spread."

But Maurice is afraid of ponies.

The Muppet Show (1976) - Season 1
The Muppet Show, which debuted in 1976, is a beloved television show that redefined puppetry and comedy. Created by Jim Henson, this groundbreaking series offered a unique blend of humor, music, and entertainment for audiences of all ages. Season 1 of The Muppet Show laid the foundation for the series' enduring success, introducing iconic characters and showcasing incredible performances. The Muppet Show Season 1 featured an impressive ensemble cast, led by the one and only Kermit the Frog. With his signature charm and quick wit, Kermit served as both the protagonist and the backstage manager of the show. Joining him were a host of talented Muppets, each one with their own distinct personality and comedic style. Miss Piggy, the vivacious and glamorous diva, quickly became a fan favorite. Her fierce determination to become a star and her unrequited love for Kermit provided endless comedic moments throughout the season. The dynamic duo, Statler and Waldorf, were a pair of cantankerous old men who sat in their theater box, heckling the performers with hilarious insults. Other beloved characters included Fozzie Bear, the lovable but often hapless comedian, and Gonzo the Great, the eccentric stuntman with a penchant for daredevil stunts. Season 1 of The Muppet Show also boasted an impressive roster of guest stars, adding to the show's appeal. Celebrities from various fields, such as acting, music, and comedy, flocked to be a part of this one-of-a-kind program. Some notable guest stars from this season included veteran entertainer Julie Andrews, iconic actor Vincent Price, and legendary musician Elton John. These star-studded appearances added a touch of glamour and excitement to each episode. Another highlight of The Muppet Show Season 1 was its unforgettable musical performances. From show-stopping dance numbers to heartfelt ballads, the musical segments were a true testament to the talent behind the scenes. The Muppet band, composed of Dr. Teeth on keyboards and vocals, Animal on drums, Floyd Pepper on bass guitar, Janice on guitar, and Zoot on saxophone, provided infectious energy and incredible musicality. Their performances, accompanied by the guest stars, showcased a diverse range of genres, from rock and pop to jazz and classical music. Thanks to advancements in technology, fans of The Muppet Show Season 1 can now relive the magic of this iconic series. By playing and downloading the sounds, viewers can immerse themselves in the laughter, music, and heartwarming moments that made this show a timeless classic. Whether it's Kermit's iconic "Yaaay!" or Miss Piggy's infectious laughter, these sounds bring back the nostalgia and joy of watching The Muppet Show. In conclusion, The Muppet Show Season 1 is a television gem that captivated audiences when it premiered in 1976. With its unforgettable cast of characters, star-studded guest appearances, and incredible musical performances, this show became a cultural phenomenon. The Muppet Show redefined puppetry and comedy, leaving a lasting impact on the entertainment industry. Now, fans can revisit this extraordinary series and relive the magic by playing and downloading the sounds that made The Muppet Show a true masterpiece.
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