People who let their mom count to zero What happened after? 1 She reset me to factory settings. 2 Tried it once. She gave a defeated sigh, then chuckled. Then she said something like, you're getting too old. That was the day I became a man. I'll never forget my 32nd birthday. 3 She started counting to negative numbers. 4 Bold of you to assume that they are alive to tell their story. 5 I had my sister's Hello Kitty belt imprint left on my butt.