After Action Report: Pilgrimage Barge Incident. Classified. Filed by: Rusty Shackleford, Carl Von Skelton, and Zilrok the Gnome. Subject: Incident aboard El Guapo's Religious Barge. Alright, ladies and gentlemen, buckle up because this is the cold hard truth you won't hear from the mainstream guilds. Let me start by saying that what went down on that barge yacht was no accident. It was a premeditated strike by powers unknown. But I’ll tell you, I smelled the conspiracy long before the first...