Ladies and gentlefolk, may name is Cletus Delroy Montfort DeMontblanc Bigglesworth Spuckler, they also call me Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel from The Simpsons. Now, I’s be suffering from some sort of illness caused by drinking mercury out of a thermometer from my Maw’s farm, and it badly affected me’s memory, but todays, I’d like you to gather 'round while I’s be doing some wood whittling and prepare for a celebration of epic proportions! Today, we honour the one and only David Thomas...