Venom: Let There Be Carnage Edit

A '66.

A cherry on that? Right. Um...

A connubial bed, empty,

A nice, shiny lure

A red wedding.

A wedding.

About connubial beds and and marriage.

About eating bad guys or, like, nagging me about Anne

About where the missing bodies are buried.

Actually, he put himself there

Actually, traditionally...

After you killed his wife, your mother,

Ah, but you destroyed all of those things by yourself.

Ah, shit.

Ah.

Aka Spider Man, aka the Spider Menace.

Alien biting a guy's head off thing, so...

All by his little bitch self.

All I know that... i is that he can't go long

All my secrets laid bare, Eddie.

All of us should be able to live together

All right, I, uh...

All right, it looks like we are going to a wedding.

All right, it's a deal.

All right, let's go.

All right, listen to this.

All right, then, fine.

All right?

All right? You made me special.

All right.

All this crazy shit.

An all out manhunt continues tonight.

And and I was wondering if we could meet.

And bring in Brock.

And God help us all.

And he doesn't have anyone else that can help him?

And he eats chocolate, and that's it.

And he would eat your face! Damn.

And he's capable of killing everybody.

And how did you build this new life?

And how do we leave them?

And how do we leave them?

And I had a really successful TV show!

And I will score a 300 point game.

And in return, I'll give you my life.

And it lasts longer.

And lose his head and his feet

And may you find peace in the hereafter.

And no one came to save!

And no wonder Daddy could never look at you again

And now Clyde's found Bonnie,

And now I am someone.

And now I just want to live it. Good night.

And once I kill that thing that made me,

And only you at the Life Foundation

And people are talking about seeing monsters.

And probably everything that I I did...

And really, truly,

And reinstated the death penalty for Kasady.

And sentenced to death by the state of California.

And sometimes you just have to know when to get off.

And that is only if he's still observing the rules.

And that's a $2,000 TV.

And the guy next to him is, uh, S Sancho Panza.

And the world will be a safer place without him.

And then I I... I will fix it.

And then miraculously you know nothing about it?

And then we save the day.

And there's a dead psychiatrist at a facility

And Venom.

And wear it to a party!

And what's mine is yours.

And yet again, you were his special visitor.

And you blew it.

And you're just an amoeba.

And, uh, it didn't make a whole lot of sense to me,

And, uh... a and if you can, I don't know,

Anne, I'm in love with you. This is a lot to process.

ANNE: Hey, E Eddie. Hi.

ANNE: Hey, Venom.

ANNE: Oh, God, I'm never doing that again.

ANNE: You sound out of breath.

Anne! Anne!

Annie will get over it.

Another one bites the dust.

Any clues of outstanding bodies,

Any last words, Warden?

Any last words?

Any other information you're pathologically lying about?

Anything you want to unburden yourself with before...

Anyway, so I have some news,

Anywhere that needs a Lethal Protector, I suppose.

Apart from him in the robe. You cannot eat him.

Are there gonna be aliens again?

Are those your final words?

Are you gonna... are you gonna kiss me now?

Are you okay?

As armed and extremely dangerous.

As you always have been.

Awesome work.

Baby, I got for you what you want most.

Baby, that's too much.

Baby!

Baby!

Bad guy.

Bad things happen around you.

Because I am feeling super, super vulnerable right here.

Because I am the hero of the two of us.

Because I'm a real boy

Because I'm not laughing.

Because of you.

Because we are hurting right now.

Because, I mean, you just told me to lie,

Before you came along, I had a life.

Bling a ling.

Blockade state lines.

Botched it.

Bowing to public outrage,

Brock's career has been given a much needed revival,

Brock's just like you?

Brockalicious.

Brought to life by yours truly has only raised...

Buddy, I'm the only person that took you in

But I am a vengeful one.

But I I think I may have found something.

But look at me now.

But rest assured, dear viewers,

But ultimately...

But why me?

But you know what secrets want, Eddie?

But you're not my type.

But, um, I'm here at St. Estes, and I found this, uh...

By Mommy, Daddy and Granny!

Bye bye, Grandma, you puckered old sphincter.

Can I help you, sir?

Can we call ourselves the Lethal Protector?

Can you turn the volume up, please?

CARNAGE: Let's get this party started.

CARNAGE: No!

CARNAGE: She does that again, I'll eat her face.

Carnage.

Chaos soon come.

Cheer up, old pal.

Chickens have brains.

Chocolate.

Cletus will come for him.

Cletus, I'm scared.

CLETUS: [RECORDED] Who do we leave behind,

CLETUS: [VOICE OVER] You are responsible

CLETUS: Because of you.

CLETUS: Eddie Brock.

CLETUS: Eddie.

CLETUS: Frances!

CLETUS: I promised we'd be free from here.

CLETUS: It's gonna be okay.

CLETUS: Mm, mm.

CLETUS: My angel.

CLETUS: No! No! [BANGING ON WINDOW]

CLETUS: Oh, happy day for you, Eddie Brock.

CLETUS: Our wife knows what she's doing.

CLETUS: Soon come chaos.

CLETUS: Three guests.

CLETUS: Twisted insides, mean daddies.

CLETUS: Welcome back, Eddie Brock.

CLETUS: What are you doing?

CLETUS: Who said romance was dead?

CLETUS: You feel like home to me.

Cletus!

Come on in.

Come on, don't look at me like that.

Come on, man, it's not their fault that you, uh...

Come on, man.

Come on, where are you?

Come on.

COMMENTATOR: Just because of how quickly he moved in...

Commitment's just not your thing.

COMPUTER VOICE: I'm right here.

COMPUTER VOICE: Screw you.

Congratulations to the happy couple.

Congratulations, Anne.

Congratulations.

Consequences.

Continue, Father.

Cry. Cry.

D Dearly beloved...

D Different ways of doing things.

D Do you understand what I'm talking about?

DAN: Eddie asked you to do this?

Dearly beloved, if anyone objects to this marriage,

Death to you, Father.

Deceived your trusting fiancée.

DISPATCHER: [OVER RADIO] St. Estes fire. All units.

Do a man who's buried alive a kindness, won't you?

Do not marry Dan.

Do something!

Do you have the ability to tell me the truth?

Do you know how lucky you are that I chose you?

Do you know what always cheers me up

Do you know where Venom is?

Don't forget me, Eddie.

Don't let him keep messing everything up.

Don't stay. And if for any reason...

Don't want you to freak out, okay?

Don't worry, buddy. I will get you through this.

Don't! Please!

DR. PAZZO: Your old boyfriend's finally getting

Dude, what are you doing in my room?

Dude.

Eddie Brock has a big secret.

Eddie needs Venom.

Eddie said that he might be here because of the chocolate.

Eddie was wrong.

Eddie, I'm afraid we cannot beat them.

Eddie, look. Look.

Eddie, over here!

EDDIE: "Bright light."

EDDIE: [GROANING] We need fire.

EDDIE: [VOICE OVER] "Cletus Kasady."

EDDIE: [WHISPERS] What are you doing?

EDDIE: Are you serious? That's ridiculous. That's what...

EDDIE: But we saved the day. It's done.

EDDIE: Detective Mulligan, with all due respect,

EDDIE: Get up!

EDDIE: He says hi. Oh.

EDDIE: Hey, Dan.

EDDIE: I don't understand.

EDDIE: I don't want to hear another word out your mouth.

EDDIE: I'm sorry that we can't do anything about the old

EDDIE: It's Lucky Strike.

EDDIE: Leave him. Leave him be.

EDDIE: Look. Look.

EDDIE: No, no, no, no.

EDDIE: No, no, no.

EDDIE: No!

EDDIE: No!

EDDIE: No!

EDDIE: Okay, think.

EDDIE: She didn't want our help.

EDDIE: Shut up.

EDDIE: Thank you.

EDDIE: That was his last time on record ever.

EDDIE: That's right. We are.

EDDIE: That's the spirit.

EDDIE: They're not a match.

EDDIE: Trust me, the only scoop

EDDIE: Uh uh. Now, pick up some chickens, man.

EDDIE: Why?

EDDIE: Yeah.

EDDIE: You can't be sure who is and who is not guilty, buddy.

Eddie! Yoo hoo.

Eddie?

Emotional pain, it hits much harder,

Enjoy the show.

Every decision you ever make.

Every hero has an origin story.

Everywhere Cletus goes, so goes this supposed monster.

Ew.

Except without the sound.

Facts are the enemy of truth.

Family.

Fans.

Father, one of us must die.

Father.

FB, that's, uh... that's Frances Barrison.

Feeling the wind in my hair and the sand between my toes.

Fine, I will be the bigger of us.

Fire and sound.

Fire and sound.

For a little fishy.

For all of that stuff that "we were involved with,"

For bringing about the end of Cletus Kasady.

For the rescuer who never comes.

Form a perimeter.

Fractured angel,

FRANCES: [GRUNTING] Get off!

FRANCES: And we'd walk to the cathedral on the hill.

FRANCES: The cop that took my eye.

Frances!

Free to be who we be!

Fuck this guy.

Funny little guy, aren't you?

Get a message out to all my...

Get away from her!

Get out.

Get your hands off my wife!

Gifts first.

Go on, Eddie. What do you got?

Go on.

Go!

God, well, maybe never. I don't know.

Goddamn it! Fine!

Going out there, solving cases, fighting bad guys.

Good night...

Goodbye, Eddie.

Got any of those internets?

Got to have it.

Great.

Greatest costume ever. Oh, my God.

GUARD: Don't move!

Hands?

Hasn't been working out so well.

He did not taste good.

He kept me hidden because he was ashamed.

He said he didn't need him,

He said he's listening very sincerely.

He said I couldn't get a job fixing toilets.

He said the mutations are advancing.

He won't survive without you.

He would find you before you find me,

He would never have been beaten

He would never have pushed Grandma

He would never have thrown a hair dryer

He's dead.

He's gonna kill you both.

He's in trouble, Dan.

He's not gonna find you.

He's not here.

He's sensitive to sound.

He's spoken with.

HEADMASTER: Lights out!

Hello, darlin'.

Hello, gorgeous.

Her head for his.

Hey, Anne, thank you so... thank you so much for coming.

Hey, Anne.

Hey, Anne.

Hey, aren't you Eddie Brock?

Hey, back up!

Hey, Dan. What's going on?

Hey! Stop!

Hey.

Hey. No drunks in here.

Hi, baby.

Hmm? Who found the clue?

Holy cow.

Holy mackerel.

Holy shit, Anne. Way to go.

Holy shit.

Honestly, I think he was more of a hindrance than a help.

Honestly, it's really fun.

Honeymoon over?

How dare you?

How flattering.

How many times have I told you

How much do I need to worry about you right now?

How will you live with the weight

How you only told one side of the story.

How's he making people see things?

I am out of the Eddie closet.

I am serious. It is important.

I am sorry.

I am.

I can't answer any more of your questions

I can't.

I cannot live like this anymore.

I cannot live on chicken and chocolate alone.

I couldn't even hurt myself if I tried.

I did not... I did not do.

I didn't have chickens, all right? But I had dreams.

I don't have an explanation for that.

I don't know anymore.

I don't know what came over me.

I don't know why you're shouting at me.

I don't know, I I thought it would be better

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't like you.

I don't see how he can like anyone.

I don't think so.

I don't want anything to do with Cletus Kasady.

I got a family.

I guess this is goodbye.

I guess...

I have tasted blood before, my friend, and that is not it.

I have wishes to bestow upon you.

I heard the written word

I I am so sorry.

I I am sorry.

I I am truly very sorry for everything that I said.

I I just need to speak with the alien.

I I killed you.

I just incapacitated your boyfriend.

I just needed a little space after the whole...

I keep thinking, "What else is Eddie Brock

I knew nothing about until today.

I know where to find him, but first,

I know.

I like you.

I love seeing you in action.

I love you, too.

I love you!

I mean us. We are going to die.

I mean, I I I put him there.

I mean, I see you more of a vexatious little

I mean, why am I here?

I mean, you just decided... I don't know.

I miss her!

I most passionately disagree.

I must go alone.

I need brains.

I need human brains to survive.

I need to be free,

I need you to help me find something I lost.

I spent them thinking about

I think I just... I'm having a panic attack, um...

I thought he'd come to try to find the man

I told you, but you weren't listening.

I want to wish you...

I wanted your friendship.

I was a... I was a loser before I met you.

I was, uh... I was hoping

I will always love you!

I will do it.

I will let you eat everybody. You can eat 'em all!

I will take you to Lucky Strike,

I wish for you to see out your days alone,

I wish I never met you!

I wish you could have seen me tonight...

I wonder where he could be.

I worry for your soul.

I, for one, would not be inconsolable

I...

I...

I'd lay low if I was you.

I'd like to speak to him alone.

I'll be right with you, all right? Mm.

I'll get you your phone call.

I'll see myself out.

I'll shut her up for good.

I'm a killer

I'm calling the police!

I'm done with this grossness.

I'm getting today is double chocolate chip.

I'm happy for you."

I'm I'm not catching you at a bad time, am I?

I'm J. Jonah Jameson.

I'm just wasting your time.

I'm no use to anybody here.

I'm not a crazy man,

I'm not gonna get into who did what to who.

I'm pulling up to Brock's now.

I'm sorry, Cletus.

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry.

I'm thinking that maybe whoever this FB is

I'm...

I've been keeping my mouth shut,

I've been thinking about you.

I've told you a thousand times,

If Dan were to fall into traffic

If I ask you a question,

If I polish off a couple of these idiots?

In the morning, Eddie?

Information is currency.

Is all I see.

Is that it? This, um... Who's gonna...

Is this some kind of joke to you, Eddie?

Is this, like, an "I'm lying" "He's not here,"

Is Venom with you?

Is what allowed you to solve this decades old mystery?

It is me they want.

It means that we are...

It means...

It says "CK loves FB."

It seems your sweetheart has done a Houdini act

It was never, never gonna work out.

It's a huge shock. Um, I'm in...

It's a lot to process.

It's a shame to hurt you.

It's all over the news.

It's great news.

It's only right that you hold the door for me on my way out.

It's, uh... it's got a carving on it.

J. JONAH JAMESON: Incredibly, this shocking revelation

JAMESON: ...his web of lies.

JAMESON: ...of Peter Parker,

Just by being born.

Just go back. Go back a minute.

Just leave me alone. You are always nitpicking.

Just the smallest fraction of the things

Just turn it down.

Just... I mean, just for once.

Kasady gonna give you the scoop, right?

Kasady, place your hands on your head!

Keep it down up there!

Keep me ahead of the curve, Eddie.

Keeping them standing, Mrs. C.

Kiss, hug, kiss, hug.

Last time I spoke to Kasady, he was talking to me

Less of the old. I am 39.

Let me remind you of something, Eddie.

Let there be carnage!

Let's go save that asshole.

Let's go.

Let's see what you got.

Lethal Protector out.

Little old Mrs. Chen is a little old blackmailer, huh?

Look at all the amazing things that we can do.

Look at all these weirdos.

Look at the size of you.

Look at those poor idiots.

Look, uh, this may be a long shot,

Look.

Look.

Man should never consent to crawl

Man, that was abusive.

Man, those two need some serious couples counseling.

MAN: [LAUGHING] Oh, yeah!

MAN: Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

Mano a mano, Brock.

Marriage trouble already?

Maximiliano.

May your passing bring closure to the victims' families,

Maybe he wants to spill the beans

Maybe I eat them, hmm?

Maybe I'm lucky.

Maybe we could do that version of this?

Maybe you can figure out who this FB is.

Maybe you could give me a couple pointers.

Mayday, Mayday, Mayday. Cletus Kasady...

Me? Nothing. Nothing at all.

Might know where he's headed.

Misery Tour.

Monsters everywhere!

Monsters? Uh, what what do you mean...

Monsters.

MRS. CHEN: Chocolate hasn't arrived yet.

Mrs. Chen.

MULLIGAN: How's he doing it, Eddie?

MULLIGAN: Well, that's too bad, because he only wants to see you.

Multiple dead bodies at your building last year,

My kind of people.

My memory is outstanding.

My powers are too strong.

No hangovers. You mend them.

No injuries. You fix them.

No one likes you, Dan!

No touching the condemned.

No touching the inmate.

No, he's he's not here. He's not here.

No, I am... I am happy for you, Anne.

No, I made it myself.

No, I think you got that covered. We're good.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no!

No, no, no.

No, no, not at all. I'm just, uh...

No, no, you cannot eat Mrs. Chen.

No, no! No, no, no, don't! Don't!

No, of course not.

No, stop! You're hurting her!

No, the truth is you don't love anybody. You can't.

No, you don't think about things like that, do you?

No, you don't.

No!

No!

No! Put him down! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. No, we're not.

No. No. No, I can't tell them

No. What was it, Cletus?

Nobody is perfect.

Not for long.

Not you, Father.

Nothing about an escape plan?

Nothing about some kind of elaborate breakout costume?

Now, he'll be okay...

Now, pay attention.

Now, whose finger were you meant for?

Now?

Of a tree, and I'm I'm looking at it.

Of course he won't.

Of course.

Of hive knowledge across universes

Of San Quentin are bananas?

Of snuffing out a man's life?

OFFICER: [OVER SPEAKER] Stop the vehicle. Stand down.

OFFICER: [OVER SPEAKER] This is SFPD. Stand down.

OFFICER: Oh, my Lord.

Oh, don't be a big baby. Go help your friend.

Oh, don't get excited.

Oh, Eddie,

Oh, happy days.

Oh, hell yes.

Oh, hey. Anne.

Oh, I know this one.

Oh, I'm listening.

Oh, no.

Oh, okay, I see.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, that's a... that that's just a towel.

Oh, wait a second.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Finally something we agree on.

Oh, you made me special, huh?

Oh! You really meant it!

Oh... Yeah, okay. Me, too. Bye.

Okay, and you made me feel like I was on a roller coaster.

Okay, great. Uh, how's tomorrow night?

Okay, I actually don't have time

Okay, I don't understand. What do you care...

Okay, look, man, I've got her.

Okay, this is about me wanting to live

Okay, you need to come out right now.

Okay. Here we go, buddy.

Okay. How badly?

One for each of us.

Ooh, racer red.

Or destroying my place or destroying my life!

Or is this a real "He's not here"?

Or sound.

Osho says, when you love someone,

Out. You get out!

Over there at San Quentin.

Ow! Ow, ow. Ouch. Ow.

Peeps have tried that already.

People love...

Piece like this, an exclusive...

Pig, dog, house bat thing.

Please.

PRIEST: [YELPS] Oh, God. No.

Print it,

Print that in your column.

PRISONER: Hey!

Pull up some files from St. Estes,

Puny.

Put out an APB.

Put up with me for so long, huh?

Putting him back on top once more.

Quite frankly, bananas. Nice TV.

Remember when I asked you a similar question...

REPORTER 2: A harrowing story finally comes to an end.

REPORTER: [VOICE OVER] Brock was able to uncover

REPORTER: Breaking news.

REPORTER: It is absolutely chaos here.

REPORTER: Kasady and Barrison should be treated

REPORTER: Would you say your friendship with Cletus Kasady

Reports coming from San Quentin are,

Responsibility... it's for the mediocre.

Right, um, so... what does he want?

Rude.

Seems he likes you.

Serial killer Cletus Kasady is on the run...

Serial killers.

She did not know she needed our help, Eddie.

She just called me a pussy.

She will love it.

She's dead. I, uh... I shot her.

Shit.

Shit. Oh, my God.

Show yourself.

Shriek will be so pleased.

SHRIEK: The cop?

Shut up, Kasady!

Shut up.

Shut your mouth.

Shut your mouth.

Sit down.

Small brains.

Smiley face.

So I can break it again!

So if one more head goes missing,

So much carnage.

So somebody has to be responsible.

So that the other one doesn't feel like complete shit. I...

So that's really, really confusing.

So weird.

So you could be this big, shiny hero?

So you're gonna have to do the right thing for a change.

So, he's looking for an apology. Look, I know that amends aren't

So, uh, h how's it going? How's, uh...

So, what did he tell you?

Some people take false confessions.

Something wicked...

Sometimes they didn't like each other a whole lot,

Sonny and Cher are best friends.

Sorry, no, you're not my type.

Speak now or forever hold th their...

St. Estes Home for Unwanted Children.

Stand two feet away from the bars.

Stop this cruel treatment of aliens.

Stop.

Story.

Such an insane secret, man.

Super happy for you because of your engagement?

Sure is a funny way of showing it.

Ta da!

Ta da.

Take care of him, all right?

Take care.

Take your stuff. Get out!

Take your tiny hands off of me!

Talk to me. What's happening?

Tell Brock Cletus will make a swap.

Thank you for bringing me here.

Thank you, one person.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks to the diligence of one man.

Thanks.

That bizarre outburst at the lobster restaurant,

That circus of hell...

That distant cathedral

That distant cathedral

That guy...

That I want you to hide yourself when I am working?

That is a red one. Wow. Uh...

That is all I ever wanted in this world.

That is so '80s. Dan, pack quickly.

That is so hot.

That is so much bigger than the...

That is the voice of a woman

That is why we have Snookie!

That life was better without him.

That nearly got him executed, but I guess not.

That no one cared about

That there is Don Quixote,

That they are chasing a serial killer

That was abuse.

That we call Earth."

That we might get caught, we might get killed?

That would be fine. Great.

That's bad journalism!

That's Dan, right? Doc Doctor Dan.

That's fine.

That's for you.

That's right. All right, well, how about this?

That's the million dollar question.

That's why they're so hard to keep.

The end of the Magical...

The FBI is still investigating us

The governor of California has overturned his moratorium

The mayor has issued a curfew...

The one that I got you.

The other part of me.

The other part of me.

There is a difference.

There you are.

There's no more... any words for his victims or...

These things, they just take a little time, all right?

They are hunting us, too, buddy.

They can't do that.

They can't take you from me.