Okay, so me and my pals have been going over all the numbers, and we're seeing a bunch of possible scenarios: first, we don't take this place seriously, and we just hang out with Miss Piggy and Fozzie. Gonzo ends up looking pretty silly in front of Statler and Waldorf. He doesn't get that big break, doesn't become a star, and ends up back in the swamp. He's all by himself. He has to eat alone, and only the chickens know his name.