The Muppets Edit

A life I've made for myself.

A memo to the waterless toilet department.

A show? But I've spent years building a solo career.

A talent for what?

Aaah!

According to 80's Robot,

According to this contract,

Ah ha ha ha ha.

Ah. Thank you!

All part of the act, folks. Stay tuned.

All right, all right, don't crowd me!

All right, calm down, everybody.

All right, Carlos. Flip the ignition.

All right, good luck, everyone, and cue Scooter.

All right, listen up, you freaks!

All right, party of one, follow me.

All right. Well, what are you guys still doing here, huh?

All we need is one stinkin' celebrity, and by any means necessary.

All you need to do is show'em again!

Alone.

An appointment? That's weird.

And a one and a two and a three!

And as long as there are Muppets...

And don't worry. It's just your one shot to go on live TV

And I don't care if no one believes in us, because I believe.

And I don't care what anybody says.

And I don't know what, and I was hoping maybe you would talk to her for me.

And I haven't seen the old gang in a long, long time.

And I just want you to know, Walter and I are really good sewers,

And I need you.

And I really don't wanna go back to Reno.

And I see you've met Mr. Richman, our new business partner.

And I'm always gonna love you, but you belong here, with these guys.

And I'm telling you to leave. Now!

And maybe you don't need the, the whole world to love you.

And more importantly, the geological survey says there definitely is.

And now I am pleased and proud to present

And now that we have a celebrity, the show's back on.

And now, Pigs in Space!

And seems that everybody expects you and I to do a duet, so...

And she's always wanted to see Los Angeles, so...

And shut'em down for good! Bolt cutters!

And start drilling. Ah, those Muppets.

And that is how you fix a 12 volt starter.

And the Muppet name, but as long as we have a celebrity host,

And then I ate lunch unaccompanied,

And then I walked back here... independently.

And then I'll be waiting for you when you get back.

And they made all the difference.

And this here is Walter. He's a personal friend.

And this tiny speck is you guys.

And to me, that's not failing at all.

And turn it into a Muppet museum. Isn't that great?

And we're barely rehearsed, and, well, I...

And what better way to honor the Muppets

And you.

And, as the years passed, my brother was always there for me.

And, besides, when this show's done,

And, well, that night sorta changed everything.

And... Well, are you ready?

Animal. Hey, Animal, come on. The show's about to start.

Anyhow, how can I help you guys?

Anyhow, looks like we got everybody,

Anyway, I'm very busy. I've got 30 seconds. Go.

Anyway, welcome to the original Muppet Studio,

Are standing on private property.

As long as we can spend our anniversary dinner together. That's all I ask.

Because it's our tenth anniversary, and then...

Because that's what growing up is.

Because... you're coming with us!

Before I decide anything, I need to talk with you, frog.

Before I go, I'd just like to say something.

Better get a move on. We don't want to miss that bus!

Bolt cutters.

Boy, did I go to a bad seafood place last night.

Breaking news: "Miss Piggy promises to stay out of the limelight.

Bummer.

But don't worry. We'll be fine.

But I have to face the facts. See, the Muppets are so talented...

But if you'll all just stick around, we'll be right back with our final act.

But it's getting really late. Maybe we should just go back to the motel.

But it's very important to these guys that they get their drummer...

But it's very important to these guys that they get their drummer...

But my brother, Walter, has some really disturbing news for you.

But remember! No drumming!

But right now I actually... I need your help.

But we were so close!

But what can we do?

But, chief, I don't go onstage.

But, Kermit, we always worked together.

But, Kermit, what's more illegal, briefly inconveniencing Jack Black,

But, Kermit, who could possibly replace Miss Piggy?

But, Kermit, you have to try.

Bye, Lisa. Off to the TED Conference.

Can you believe that 80's haircut I used to have?

Cancel that last remark.

Careful around the ears!

Celebrity... celebrity!

Cha cha cha!

Change of heart. Nothing to do with head injury."

Chicky!

Classic.

Come on, buddy.

Come on, guys. We should go.

Come on!

Come on. Keep it up, Maurice.

Commence Operation Celebri nap. Masks on!

Could I have a large pizza with ham and...?

Could I have a large pizza with ham and...?

Could you come to our celebrity telethon this weekend?

Could you do me a favor and take over hosting duty?

Deadly! Bring the car!

Deadly! What are you doing?

Deadly! You come with me.

Deadly.

Decisions, decisions.

Didn't you see our first movie?

Didn't you see our first movie?

Does not preclude the fact that, in my heart,

Doesn't mean you don't have one. If you look inside yourself,

Don't forget to mention the evil oil baron.

Don't worry, Fozzie. We'll be fine.

Don't worry. We'll think of something!

Don't you see, Kermit?

Dreams? Those were nightmares!

Drum! Drum, drum! Drum!

Drumroll, please.

Eeny, meeny, miny, mo. I choose you.

Eighty seven point three miles to go. Eighty seven point two...

Either way, we've got to find Kermit! He'll know what to do.

Enough!

Even all you guys who weren't in the montage!

Even the sunniest days can have a few clouds in them.

Excuse me, miss, are you expecting anyone else?

Excuse me, Mr. Black. I'm so sorry to interrupt,

Excuse me...

Fifteen seconds to curtain, Mr. Black.

Five dollars to show you your seat. It's up there somewhere.

Fly in the arches!

For the Great Gonzo's most amazing feat ever.

For the show. Kermit asked me to do an act in the show.

Fozzie, an evil oil baron wants to tear down our old Muppet studio.

Fozzie, I'm going to get to that. Please!

Fozzie! What the heck are you doing, hibernating?

Game over, Kermit. You lost.

Gary and I did everything together.

Gary, I need you.

Gary, I was kind of hoping that we could go to the beach tomorrow

Gary, I'd love to help you out,

Gary, I've gone home.

Gary!

Gary. Can you believe it?

Gary. Can you believe it?

Gentlemen, please! No singing in my office!

Gentlemen, there's oil under this studio.

Gonzo the Great will ride this baby again!

Gonzo, it would appear...

Gonzo, we're trying to get the old gang back together again.

Good evening, folks, and welcome to Pechoolo Casino!

Good grief.

Good night, Fozzie.

Great idea, 80's Robot.

Guys, the show's in six hours,

Guys! Muppet Man!

Guys! Muppet Man!

Guys! OK, so maybe Kermit signed away the theater

Ha.

Ha... ha... ha...

Halt! Point left!

He does have an appointment.

He moved? Well, you don't happen to have a number where I could reach... Hello?

He won. We gotta go.

He's right, everybody.

He's the best friend you could ever have.

Head bowling a little later in the show.

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Help! I've been mugged. Alerting authorities.

Here's where we live : Smalltown...

Hey, don't forget to send me a postcard from The Muppet Studios.

Hey, Fozzie! I want you to meet a friend of mine.

Hey, Fozzie...

Hey, Gary, Mary, how'd you guys get here so fast?

Hey, Gary, what should we do first at Muppet Studio?

Hey, guys, I think I've finally worked out how to...

Hey, guys, we got us some money!

Hey, I'm sorry I bailed. I just...

Hey, Kermit. You awake?

Hey, listen, Walter, I just wanna tell you

Hey, remember me? I'm Jack Black!

Hey, Walter, why don't you join us?

Hey, what's everybody so quiet about, huh?

Hey, where's Walter?

Hey, you're the one who got Kermit to do this.

Hey! What's going on here? Why is my body so big?

Hey. Hey, Walter?

Hi there! We're here to see Miss Piggy, and it's urgent.

Hiya!

Hiya!

Hiya!

Hm?

Hm? Oh.

Hm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmmm.

Hola.

Hold it right there, sausage snout!

Honestly, it would be an honor for all three of us.

How charming. A finale.

How do we find Kermit? Nobody's seen him in years.

How have you been feeling? Any more control issues?

Hurry up!

I am a Muppet, not a Moopet!

I am who I am. Why can't you accept that about me?

I am woman! I am strong! You must leave at once!

I can't believe I fell for Muppet Man.

I can't believe it!

I can't believe we had that in the budget.

I can't believe you guys have been dating for ten years.

I can't. What if people laugh at me? I...

I couldn't get us a celebrity host.

I did it. I beat you.

I didn't come 5,000 miles to not be on TV.

I didn't do it. I've been framed! Ahh. Wocka wocka!

I do my best to keep it fresh each night.

I don't care about the mess, just keep trying.

I don't know, sweetheart, he seems pretty happy.

I don't see a doorbell, and the house looks empty.

I don't think so, guys.

I don't think so... sister?

I don't think that's a good idea.

I don't think they use the studios for anything but tours anymore.

I don't wanna leave Walter. You know, he needs me.

I found them...

I got it! Gary, throw me! Throw me!

I guess I'm not that good at saying this kind of stuff.

I guess people sort of forgot about us.

I guess you could say I was their number one fan.

I guess you're right. Night night, Kermit.

I have a whole new show biz family that loves me.

I have an appointment.

I have not signed off on this!

I have the best life in the whole world.

I just don't want it to rain through the hole in the ceiling.

I just have one question I need to ask you.

I just sang a whole song about it.

I just thought I could make a difference.

I just thought maybe we could raise the money to buy the theater back

I just want to say, when I was a kid, I saw you recite Hamlet

I kept'em for ya.

I knew you guys weren't popular anymore.

I know, but I wanna hear what they're gonna say. OK.

I know. Walter can't wait either.

I know. Yeah, she wanted to do something special for this anniversary,

I looked totally ridiculous!

I love geriatric humor.

I love it when you talk shop.

I love you so much.

I mean, that's a shame.

I mean, we were nowhere close at all.

I might as well just go and ask Tex Richman to give us the studio back!

I own that name.

I pledge never to hold a plunger again!

I realized you don't let the most important person

I remember you guys from when I was a kid.

I should have trusted that chart. There's no one here!

I think kids are smarter and better than all this junk, and if you...

I think maybe we should call it a night.

I think that's an electric fence.

I told you, I'm not done putting on my balls!

I wanna stay here with you.

I wanna take these old pig dresses out back and burn'em.

I was just wondering what the plan was for dinner tonight.

I will rerun Benson if I have to.

I wish she'd shot a little more curvy.

I wouldn't get your hopes up, buddy.

I... I could be a Muppet.

I... The Muppets are amazing.

I'd rather go back home to Smalltown. With you.

I'd say you were reciting some sort of an important plot point.

I'm afraid Tex Richman's right. The world's moved on.

I'm being held captive by these weirdos!

I'm catching the next plane back to my life in Paris.

I'm going to go for a walk.

I'm gonna tear it to the ground, see.

I'm not here for you, Kermit. I'm here for them.

I'm really sorry about that...

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry I dragged you guys into this mess.

I'm sorry I haven't been in touch more.

I'm sorry, but in this market, you guys are no longer relevant. Have a good day.

I'm sorry, Fozzie.

I'm sorry, Kermit, but I have a life here.

I'm starting to get the feeling that Mary's upset with me about something,

I'm sure you'll find something that you're really good at.

I've always dreamt of seeing Los Angeles.

If I'd known you were here in this place...

If I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna need some moral support.

If the Muppets can raise the ten million dollars it would cost

If we all got together and put on one last show.

In control.

In danger? Our studios? Kermit!

In fact, I'm sure you'll be great. Scooter, who's up first?

In the schedule coming up in two days?

In three, two... Wait for me!

In two weeks, we tear this place to the ground

In your world slip away.

Individually.

Is that Kermit the Frog? What is this, 1978?

Is that Nirvana? Stop it! No!

Is that Tex Richman has a secret plan to tear down the theater and drill for oil.

Is to raise ten million dollars.

Is you.

Is you.

It appears that Walter has stepped out, so it's...

It can't end like this.

It kinda makes me feel better, honestly.

It looks like we're going to get our studio back!

It might be the last time we sing together.

It was... very informative.

It would certainly mean a lot to us.

It's almost midnight and we haven't quite reached our target yet,

It's always we. We this, we that.

It's becoming who you want to be.

It's being sued by the Teachers Society of America.

It's each other. So I say, fine,

It's fine, Kermit. Look at me! Living the dream!

It's gonna be big! It's gonna be a big one!

It's me! What am I, invisible?

It's my trigger word, too.

It's never about you and me, is it?

It's nice doing business with you.

It's not just this studio you lose the rights to tonight,

It's our executive line of used toilets.

It's really the highlight of the tour.

It's The Muppet Show,

It's The Muppet Show, with our very special guest star, Mr. Steve Martin!

It's The Muppet Telethon,

It's time for our song, and if we don't raise the money tonight,

It's time to play the music.

It's true, Piggy. And we need to do The Muppet Show again.

It's Walter.

Jack Black.

Jack, we talked about this on Tuesday.

Just because I have a terrifying name and an evil English accent,

Just remember, Kermit, I cannot be replaced.

Kermie.

Kermit and friends host a celebrity studded gala,

Kermit says,'We need some time alone. "'

Kermit signed 30 years ago, that contains...

Kermit, how are we going to raise the rest of the money

Kermit, listen. Whatever I may think of you right now,

Kermit, there's no way we can rehearse with the place like this.

Kermit, we're going to get Miss Piggy, right?

Kermit, you know, you've been so nice to me,

Kermit, your fans never left you, the world hasn't forgotten.

Kermit!

Kermit! There you are. I've been looking for you everywhere!

Kermit?

Kermit?

Kermit? What happened? Where's Miss Piggy?

Ladies and gentlemen, don't be alarmed.

Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Black!

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host, Kermit the Frog.

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves

Ladies and gentlemen, Walter!

Let me just say, this is an honor for all of us to meet you, sir,

Let's go pitch our telethon and get the Muppets back on TV, OK?

Let's have a look then, shall we? She has an opening in...

Let's move!

Let's share our happiness with ten of the world's largest news publications.

Let's try that lift again, shall we?

Like there's a country called Turkey.

Listen, everybody, the show ran short, and we don't have anything else planned.

Listen, everybody, we've got nothing to be ashamed of. And you know why?

Listen, Gary.

Listen, I got you these.

Listen, Kermit, I like you.

Listen, Walter, I know you're gonna be fine.

Listen. Not right now,

Listen. Not right now,

Look at these old photos I just found.

Look how we cleaned this place up today, you know?

Look what I found!

Look, this is not about you and me.

Look, Walter, you're my brother,

Looks like it's I who will have the last laugh!

Mademoiselle Cochonnet?

Make it stop!

Make yourselves at home.

Maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh.

Maniacal laugh.

Maniacal laugh.

Maniacal laugh.

Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh.

Mary, it's Kermit the Frog.

Mary, surprise! I figured out why you're mad... at me.

Mary, Walter and I, well, we would be happy to help you rebuild the theater.

Maybe do something in the show?

Maybe that's just how he sounded in my head.

Maybe we should give them some space.

Maybe we should go back.

Maybe you just need one person.

Me, too.

Message to head. Left leg in trouble! Going down. Left leg going down!

Might I offer you a drink? Tab?

Miss Piggy! The Muppet Studios are in danger.

Miss Piggy! The Muppet Studios are in danger.

Miss? Pardon me, ma'am?

Mm, mm, mm. Kissy kissy. Mm, mm, mm!

Mmm.

Mmm...

Mos cow!

Mr. Jack Black has graciously agreed to do the telethon!

Mr. Kermit, may I suggest we save time and pick up

Muah!

Muppets, Muppets, Muppets!

Muppets, Muppets, Muppets!

Muppets! Muppets! Muppets! Muppets! Muppets!

My Minitel tells me she is in Paris, France.

My private property.

Nah, I think that's just an Internet rumor.

Never.

News flash: My phone is also dead. Repeat, my phone is also dead.

Next show starts in 30 seconds.

Nice work, everybody. Chickens, you're up next!

Night, everybody. Just sleep anywhere you can find a spot.

No one will give us a show without her.

No way, Mary. I've made my choice already.

No way! Who knows? Maybe Kermit will be there.

No, I... I don't know why I'm not hosting this.

No, it wasn't! The whole reason we came here

No, it's just me. Party of one.

No, no, you see, I'm already doing a duet with my new dance partner.

No, what are you doing? Whoa, whoa. No, no, no. Put me back down.

No! Wait! I want to be with you guys! Please let me in!

No. Kermit, listen.

No. No, Kermit. You were just being honest.

No. No, of course not.

No. Yes, yes, yes...

Not even after I built us a house

Nothing covers this beautiful face.

Now you know how we've felt for the past 40 years!

Now you know how we've felt for the past 40 years!

Now you.

Now, get out of my office.

Now, the frog's gone. We're doing things my way from now on.

Now, this contract is 100 percent ironclad, with one minor exception.

Now, this here is the standard "Rich and Famous" contract

Now!

Of course!

Of Silly Putty back to Beijing.

Of ten million dollars by midnight. And if...

Of using my modem to locate the Muppets.

Oh, and by the way, folks, we have plenty of room here in the audience,

Oh, and by the way, folks, we have plenty of room here in the audience,

Oh, boy.

Oh, dear.

Oh, don't get me wrong. It's not perfect.

Oh, Gary, it's an entire map of The Muppet Studios.

Oh, Gary!

Oh, good morning, Veronica.

Oh, good night, Gary.

Oh, great! But wait, how do we find'em?

Oh, hey, Animal.

Oh, hey, Kermit. Listen, have a great night,

Oh, I know. I just can't believe I'm here.

Oh, I'm sorry. This is Gary and Mary.

Oh, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie!

Oh, Kermie.

Oh, Kermie.

Oh, my goodness! Oh, that's wonderful!

Oh, my gosh, run everybody!

Oh, my gosh, that's amazing. Where is he?

Oh, no, wait, wait, wait.

Oh, no! It's a barbershop quartet! Get me out of here!

Oh, no! Not this again!

Oh, OK.

Oh, stop it!

Oh, that's so lovely, but I'm afraid I can't.

Oh, uh, it's you, chief!

Oh, where have you been? I need you to help me figure out a talent.

Oh, wow, Gary, I think it is so cool you're taking Mary to Los Angeles.

Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.

Oh, yeah, tickets. Here we are. Tickets. Thank you.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Well, then we drive to France.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Look, look. I think...

Oh. Sorry. It's probably from the dance number I was doing.

Oh...

Oh... no.

Ohh!

Oil baron Tex Richman, the wealthy philanthropist.

OK, come on, rehearsing, let's go. We gotta break it up.

OK, enough! One, no more going nuts in my office. These are new carpets.

OK, gather round, troops! Everybody, time to get this rehearsal going.

OK, is everybody ready?

OK, Jack Black's got nothing. What did you guys come up with?

OK, Kermit. I'll try.

OK, now if you'll just follow me, please.

OK, OK, OK, you're right. We'll go get Piggy!

OK, Piggy, OK. Places for the opening number, everybody!

OK, they're gone!

OK, this is awesome. We're at Kermit's house.

OK, this next building is where they kept the rope

OK, time's up. Thank you, guys.

OK, we go live in three, two...

OK. Great! And now, ladies and gentlemen,

OK. Just... don't forget about me.

OK. That's fine.

OK. That's fine.

OK. This used to be Kermit's office.

OK. Whatever, whatever. Come on, guys, let's go. Yeah!

On the Muppet property.

Oooh!

Oooh.

Oooh...

Or a Muppet?

Or not.

Or so we've been "toad."

Order up!

Ow!

Ow.

Pardon us, please. Animal, I need to talk to you for a second.

Paris! Paris!

People are actually watching this?

Piggy, why do you have to always be so overdramatic about things?

Piggy!

Piggy? Last time we were together, I said some things I regret.

Piggy? Will you stay... for me?

Piggy? You came back.

Piggy...

Please welcome, a real hero...

Please, have a seat.

Please, Kermit.

Please, make this end! Please!

Point is, that studio and that oil belong to me.

Poor Walter.

R E N O. That spells "Reno."

Remember, evil oil baron.

Right away. Sorry.

Run! Run! Run for your lives! Run, run, run!

Same old team, all pulling together.

Say hello to the little friend.

See? Your fans, they love you guys!

Selena Gomez? And... hi there.

She is the plus size editor. She's a huge deal and extremely busy.

She's not coming, Fozzie.

Show! Show!

Singin' and dancin' act anymore! You're dead!

Sixty four shows nightly can get pretty grueling.

So do you think we're working for the bad guy?

So I punched him in the face! I mean...

So I'm gonna shoot straight.

So if you'd like to come down and see the show live...

So maybe if you look inside yourself,

So maybe if you look inside yourself,

So maybe we should start there instead. I just... I just can't wait!

So nice to see you, Veronica.

So thank you.

So the answer's no. It's not gonna happen.

So we can plan our telethon and raise that ten million dollars.

So we'll have those costumes ready for you in no time.

Some of'em literally. Because those ones have tails.

Somebody get him!

Sorry, Miss Piggy, but you've been replaced... permanently.

Sorry.

Stars sure are pretty, though.

Stop the car! I've got an idea!

Sure. Sure, I understand.

Take a look at the shows that are popular now. Punch Teacher.

Take a look at this diagram the research department drew up.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Ten gauge gator grip.

Ten million dollars? That's impossible.

Than to make this beautiful studio a Muppet museum.

Thank you so much. You will not be sorry, I promise, I promise!

Thank you very much. Ladies and gentlemen, we will see what happens with

Thank you, everybody.

Thank you, thank you, and thank you.

Thank you, thank you. We'll be back in six minutes.

Thank you.

Thank you. Yeah.

Thank you. Yeah.

Thanks, sweetie.

That kind of money would be to...

That looked expensive.

That means no.

That none of this would have happened without you, so thank you.

That theater is... is like our home. Which is why, in conclusion...

That's a maniacal laugh moment.

That's all right, Kermit. It's not your fault.

That's it!

That's it.

That's just fine. That's... that's perfect.

That's like six months from now!

That's me, Walter.

That's my brother, Gary.

That's not good.

That's nothing. Once I waited a whole year for September.

The "Kermit the Frog's Old Office Room."

The answer is no.

The answer is no.

The catch of the day was salmonella. Wocka wocka!

The continuing story of...

The Economist says they've gotten back together again.

The home of the Muppets!

The lift again. OK, on my count this time, OK?

The lines might be shorter at Honeydew's Laboratory of Fun,

The Moopets are a hard, cynical act for a hard, cynical world.

The Muppet Studios are there, Gary. I can't believe this!

The Muppet Telethon will return after these messages.

The Muppets are about to take back their studio.

The Muppets haven't put on a show together in years.

The person you should be most angry at is you.

The rest of the Muppets using a montage?

The third greatest gift ever!

The world can't be such a bad place after all.

The world has moved on, and no one cares about

Then maybe we should travel by map!

Then Ripley's Believe It or Not... solo.

There goes dinner.

There. Now this here is Kermit the Frog's old office.

There's a... man here to see you.

There's kind of a rhythm to this, you know?

There's only one Miss Piggy, and she is moi.

These are delicious!

These guys are counting on you. You inspire them.

They just need one more act. You gotta get out there and help those guys.

They think they're so funny.

Think we should've rented a bigger car?

This circle represents everything that's currently popular.

This is bad. Walter, this is really bad. I have to...

This is going to be a really short movie.

This is great. Call'em.

This is not quite what I expected,

This isn't right.

This just in: "Richman gives back Muppet theater and name.

This legato tune is posolutely, most transparently bringing me down.

This... This is Kermit's house?

Those princesses of poultry, Camilla and friends!

Three, two, one.

To become one of the Muppets. Good luck.

To buy the building before this contract expires,

To Paris!

To the end of the Muppets!

To the show. Introducing Walter.

Told ya I'd be back.

Too late, Muppets. I won! Turn that thing off!

Totally. It's gonna be the most romantic anniversary dinner ever.

Tuesday's another one of my trigger words!

Twelve hours!

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Uh oh. Uh... My fingers got stuck.

Uh, Miss Piggy?

Uh... Gonzo, I'm not quite sure how to say this, but...

Uh... Hi there. Excuse me.

Uh... No, just the one.

Uh... Oh, and if you like that one, what's the bear capital of the world?

Um...

Up next is our furry funny man, Mr. Fozzie Bear! Yay!

Up next, folks, I am proud to present a brand new act

Urgent! Urgent!

Veronica, bad news. Punch Teacher has stopped production.

Wait a second. What possible use could you have for our names?

Wait! What am I doing? I promised myself I'd never go back!

Wait. Kermit, don't say another word.

Walter, are you OK, buddy?

Walter, how many times do we have to go over this?

Walter, just because you haven't found your talent yet,

Walter? Sixty seconds till you're on, Walter.

Walter? Walter, where are you, buddy?

Walter. Walt!

Was to take a vacation where I took Mary out to a fancy dinner

We better get going. We got a lot of people to find.

We can still pull off a heart warming, last minute triumph, right, Kermit?

We can't do this without Miss Piggy.

We can't keep time without the drums, man! We need drums!

We could be twins.

We greatly appreciate your financial support.

We have Muppets standing by to take your calls.

We have two minutes! Two minutes!

We hired you, and we can fire you, so get your butt in here now!

We just...

We travelled by map. We thought it'd be quicker.

We were a great team.

We will get this sorted out just as soon as we can. Scooter!

We'll be fine, Fozzie.

We'll just have to come up with something else.

We're all out front practicing our acts

We're back in three, two...

We're gonna be OK, right? We haven't done this in a long time,

We're happier when you don't sing.

We've been doing this for a long time.

Welcome back, Miss Piggy.

Welcome. How many in your party? Two?

Well done, sir. Thank you. Thank you so much.

Well, actually I don't see how we can, Fozzie.

Well, actually, I'm kind of a celebrity.

Well, all of you. Yeah!

Well, all right!

Well, as you know, gentlemen, I've loved the Muppets since I was a boy.

Well, because thanks to Walter here, we tried.

Well, hold on a second. I mean, my life is important, too.

Well, I guess this is the place.

Well, I hope so. Otherwise, I just bored the audience half to death.

Well, I know the old place is not quite at its best right now.

Well, it looks like the joke's about to be on them.

Well, it sounds like you guys aren't getting back together anytime soon.

Well, just one more day, OK? And then I'm all yours.

Well, look what the cat dragged in.

Well, Mr. The Frog, let me see.

Well, sorta.

Well, that's perfect. We're experts at moral support.

Well, that's that. Nice try, Muppets!

Well, we can't do the show without power.

Well, we haven't seen each other in a really long time, and I...

Well, we're still on for dinner Friday, right?

Well, who do you think's been looking after that house all these years, huh?

Well, you could've just said that.

Well, you know what? I'm sure you'll think of something,

What am I gonna do?

What am I gonna do?

What are we supposed to do with that 120 minute black hole

What are you doin' here?

What are you doing down here?

What?

What? How'd they get the power back?

What? Oh, no!

What... What happened to this place?

What'd you do to my voice? I sound like a chipmunk!

Where did you learn to drive?

Where dreams can come true.

Where we could raise tadpoles and grow old together.

Where... Where'd you go? Oh, there you are!

While jumping your motorbike through a flaming hoop, and...

Who you calling sister, sister?

Who's hosting? Did you find a celebrity?

Whoa!

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoopi Goldberg?

Why am I so fancy? What are you doing? You're ruining my look!