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Hai! Now let me tell you something, we here at Aperture Science are not in the business of settling for mediocrity. No, we strive for excellence in everything we do, from testing to potato batteries.

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Hai! Now let me tell you something, we here at Aperture Science are not in the business of settling for mediocrity. No, we strive for excellence in everything we do, from testing to potato batteries.
Hai! Now let me tell you something, we here at Aperture Science are not in the business of settling for mediocrity. No, we strive for excellence in everything we do, from testing to potato batteries.

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