Never Have I Ever (2020) - Season 2 Edit

A "B." Did Devi have a bad day?

A Absolutely. Your mom and I are colleagues. That's it.

A bird got caught in our chimney this morning. That was wild!

A bunch of us were thinking about going to an L Word trivia night tomorrow.

A couple of guys in the rotashe.

A few weeks ago, Devi had a party

A friendly telemarketer who was trying to sell knives. [laughs]

A lot of people turn their noses up to a blend,

A lot of progress.

A mock trial of what? We already know that George Wilson killed Gatsby.

A non alcoholic drink. Be right back.

A private jet.

A scientific rock star like Dr. Peters needs to return to work.

A shirt with actual buttons.

A splash of pageantry.

A vibrant immigrant community was springing up

A voicemail!

About how he's not into labels or PDA.

About how we all swallow at least 20 spiders while we sleep.

About one event in the great American saga

Absolutely not. I don't do either of those things.

According to my Titan, five to seven seconds.

According to the powers that be,

Actually, I didn't mean to interrupt you,

Actually, Sasha,

After everyone realized that the dance

After high school, I'm going straight to YouTube.

After school today, you're having salads with the cool vegans,

After we saw her insane plant collection,

After what you told me about him.

After you took her to Malibu, she wanted to choose you,

Agh! Too bad we're on the same team, because I'd kick your ass on this course.

Ah ha. Well, let's see.

Ah, hello, kanna, perfect timing.

Aiyyo! Adda katavule! Do you know what this means?

Aiyyo! Cari. I will eat before I go. I will eat before I go.

All I know is that this is the event we need to go to,

All I see are immature children who can't be happy for their friend.

All right, babe. I gotta dip.

All right, cool. We'll work as a group.

All right, I should go.

All right, I'm here. Let's flip some cups!

All right, it's time for the spotlight dance.

All right, let's do this. Let's blow the roof off this mother!

All right, who coined the term Cold War in the British press in October 1945?

All right, yes.

All right, you guys are going down.

All right! Tat me up, brother!

All right! Uh, I think we're done here.

All right? I really do.

All right? Really, I do,

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Daisy drove the car that killed Myrtle.

All right. Everybody, come on. Back to work.

All right. Let's get back to Aneesa. You remember who you heard the rumor from?

All right. Okay.

All right. See you guys later.

All right. Think. Think.

All right. This doesn't have to be weird. We can be study buddies.

All right. Well, I'll see you tomorrow, Vishwakumar.

All right. Wouldn't miss it.

All righty. Everybody partner up.

All you have to do is review them over for three days straight.

Also, he said to say hi to you, Kamala.

Also, I heard he bought his abs in Mexico.

Also, my hearing aids have been specifically tuned to eavesdrop.

Also, tell your cousin I said hi.

Also, what would Mohan think?

Also, you still kinda owe me.

Although most of the chaperones,

Amen, bitch. Oh.

Amen. So, Paxton, Ojichan called.

America was Mohan's dream, not mine.

Amma, how is going to a wedding more important than finding a roof

Among… other helpful things.

An AVN award? For MILF performer of the year.

And a former 16 year old from California, Gigi Hadid.

And a tattoo for me.

And actually, I have a surprise for you. I'm moving to LA.

And actually, it looks… it looks nice on you, Devi.

And all I saw was this 60 year old Southern white lady on the stage.

And all of Eve's queer friends.

And allowed Mr. Gatsby to take the blame for it,

And apparently, neither was Tuesday or Wednesday.

And are therefore furthering the agenda of toxic masculinity.

And are you getting that from them?

And as the day wore on, he wasn't the only one.

And as you can see here, were a little Jesus y,

And attach it to systemic racism and sexism.

And because I am one of the last people to still remember Manzanar,

And because I can't read another paper about the symbolism of the green light,

And Ben Gross had a prime time 9:00 p.m. slot.

And Ben went to Space Camp, so he knows all about gravity.

And besides, I'm moving to India.

And besides, this is an open field surrounded by parents and teachers.

And bitched me out in front of my entire family,

And can't be extradited for my crimes.

And climbing onto that man's roof, and spying on them through the skylights.

And complimented my Cara Delevingne brows.

And decided to listen to something soothing that could calm her down.

And defending their property in general.

And Devi should have known what it was.

And Devi would be free to make some apology magic.

And did you just remember what Sputnik was?

And didn't want to mess that up.

And do we like Malcolm?

And don't you try to play the race card.

And due to the severity of your injury,

And each one had so much going for them.

And even though he never knew she existed…

And even though you were an American citizen by birth,

And even worse, Devi had lost her dad's voicemails… forever.

And everybody forgets about me.

And everything she did to Aneesa was because she was jealous,

And Fabiola's dad was Cricket King.

And facts,

And feel my hand. See how cold it is?

And flip cup in the garage for Paxton 'cause he loves the garage.

And for the record, I may be a football player,

And get asked on a date by Paxton?

And get bullied by your ancient eyebrow threading lady.

And give you a speech about how girls dress like boys.

And go to…

And had a dope mansion and shit. [laughs]

And has figured out her eyebrow shape."

And have her say, "Well, how hungry are you?"

And he drives a Maybach. It would be ostentatious on anyone else,

And he told them he heard the rumor from supercouple Drewzanna,

And he used the adverb "well" instead of the adjective "good."

And he's also a widower. Can you believe it?

And he's raising a son on his own.

And he's trying to make a speech, so I better get over there. [laughing]

And her dad's voicemail had been lost to Jacuzzi water,

And here is a Spanish take home quiz on parts of the body.

And honestly, anyone's better than Shira.

And honestly, I have to get out of the house.

And honestly, me too.

And how I shouldn't keep all my money hidden in the soil of my plants.

And how nice it could be.

And I already love you so much.

And I already picked out my fit for Daisy.

And I am model, designer, activist,

And I assume you can't help me find a space for my medical practice either.

And I do have a very busy day, especially trying to figure out

And I do not know what to do because I truly do not understand her.

And I don't eat one crumb of brownie because I'm straight up anorexic! Okay?

And I don't know how to use hip phrases like "what's the tea?"

And I don't know if you know this, but Ben and I have a past.

And I don't think he ever recovered from that.

And I don't want my mom to flip out that I rode with you.

And I don't want to cheat my way into college,

And I have something special in mind for dessert…

And I just couldn't stop.

And I just say yes.

And I knocked over a bunch of your samples,

And I know you think you got two boyfriends,

And I made this serving dish for your art class.

And I stupidly suggested we do it last night to surprise you.

And I think labels are just kinda cheesy, you know?

And I want her to be my friend again.

And I was in a really emotionally volatile place.

And I would never have existed.

And I would never start a rumor that misogynistic.

And I… I have to believe that the reason Devi did that

And I'd also love to see you climb out of that pool.

And I'll tell you who's dead.

And I'm also really sorry about Paxton, Devi.

And I'm in charge of playing to the court's emotions?

And I'm sending it to all my co authors tonight

And I'm so glad I met you guys.

And I'm so impressed.

And I've been told I have a very disagreeable personality.

And I've learned a lot of really cool moves from Zumba.

And if I don't get her to stay at Sherman Oaks,

And if I were a guy, you'd be high fiving me right now?

And if she notices the hole, I'll just say I got hit by a dart.

And if they do, I'll pretend I have dementia and babble in Tamil.

And if you could give her the idea

And if you don't mind, please take off your shoes.

And if you stay…

And if you take my name off it, I will

And in his hand, lentils. [scoffs]

And invite the popular kids to get in their bikinis, okay?

And is that your mom in there? With a guy?

And it may sound silly, but it really meant a lot

And it sucks because I know he's right about all of it too.

And it'll give you what you most desperately want.

And it's kinda nice that we save that stuff for when we're in private.

And it's less boring with you.

And it's not like innocent people were taking the fall.

And it's only because, well…

And just imagine,

And just to remind you, this is, like, historic.

And Kamala's been working at her lab until 3:00 every night,

And kiss up to her family.

And later that same week, the Men's Singles title.

And let me sit in his lap while we share a chicken sandwich.

And like, I should be taking relationship advice from you anyway?

And make sure she never comes back, we'd really appreciate it.

And maybe we're here to also tell you that Malcolm might be cheating on you.

And my name was left off of it.

And my name's not on it.

And my son asks me for something I can't even wrap my mind around.

And Nalini was making sure that a week off of school

And never showed up, so you gotta help me now.

And no one seemed to care that I didn't have anything to say.

And not with your aunt hovering in the back trying to eavesdrop.

And not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived."

And nothing was going to stand in her way

And noticed a few things she hadn't seen before.

And now because of you, I lost the only memory of my dad's voice!

And now I gotta see her every Wednesday.

And now my mom thinks I am after I stalked her,

And now the robotics team hates me, and Gears is a creep.

And now you smell like wet cast. You've lost your edge, man.

And now, she was walking away from an almost relationship.

And now, who knows? Maybe we can date.

And our time here is up, and I have failed once again.

And Paxton's so hot,

And pay for someone else to raise you?

And people need to know what other people are saying about them.

And proximity makes the heart want to barf,

And reinforces the gender binary.

And right now, she needed a friend,

And risked his life to help her say goodbye to her dad,

And secondly,

And she bullied a girl so badly in school that that girl is now leaving school,

And she could go back to obsessing about other things, like

And she could use a little support right now.

And she is the reason that you have everything you have,

And she said now that swimming's on the back burner

And she was happy going back to being the one and only nerdy Indian girl

And she would need to have a word with the judge.

And she'd be off the hook quicker than you can say "witness tampering."

And she's an out and proud asexual, so it's far from romantic.

And she's not texting me back.

And since Zoomers rarely call anyone on the phone,

And so I just wanted to say thank you for being my team.

And so, if Ruthie had not lost her leg in that trolley car accident,

And some laws are worth breaking to support the community, you know?

And someone was too cheap to pay for the cloud.

And sorry if I was tough on you in the beginning.

And speaking as a world class athlete,

And still got thrashed by the kid you cheated on me with.

And stuck it in her butt.

And tells her she can't wear her favorite leg warmers?

And thank God she did! How dare you leave the house in the night

And thanks to you, we've raised enough money

And that guy fell off the roof?

And that jerk has made you play the kidnapped daughter

And that the Cold War ended in 1991.

And that's not an excuse, Noor,

And that's okay, because I can help you through it.

And the answer is the iconic anti hero of Killing Eve

And the names of dead white men.

And the only thing I love besides my family, friends, and you, are robots.

And the other thing.

And the reason why Mr. Gatsby is not.

And the society in which Daisy existed gave her no choice but to reject Gatsby,

And the winters were bitterly cold

And then a game was on, and Trent came over,

And then I got hungry, so I ordered some Chinese food,

And then ruined my swimming career? The whole school would think I'm a joke.

And then she remembered the greatest apology her father ever gave.

And then something inside my brain made me feel like

And then there's Ben.

And then tomorrow, the volleyball fundraiser

And then you let two students take the fall for it.

And then, falling into his hot tub with my clothes on.

And there was a bunch of sus texts popping up.

And there was also a decent amount of sweetness.

And thereby, win back Ben,

And therefore, would not have killed him.

And they told way more people.

And think I'm even more pathetic.

And thinks that M&M's are complicit in the corporatization of America.

And this kid's not showing enough respect for the Tree!

And undermine you, and choose the exact moment

And was that a goddamn Beyoncé hair flip? How had Devi been so blind?

And watch Ellen's Game of Games.

And we agreed you were gonna try and schedule around that.

And we all know who your spaghetti dog is.

And we are going to be removing trash from a park in Pacoima,

And we arrived in your stepmom's hatchback.

And we can't wait forever for you to slow eat your matar paneer.

And we do karaoke, and we drink booze Devi, you did not hear that.

And we go to a vulnerable place!

And we got blitzed again.

And we love who you are.

And we scored an invite. Eve's in the car. Come on!

And we've struggled a bit with it. Um…

And well, they can all be yours for no less than $100,000.

And what had it gotten her?

And when you subtract the athlete part, your options tend to narrow.

And when you're old and on your deathbed,

And while she had been manifesting this moment

And who could possibly convince a hard hearted, stubborn Indian woman

And without Devi, I don't know if I can make that happen.

And without Sharon loaning me this unstylish dress

And would he never again show up at her

And would never treat me like I don't belong is probably the

And you don't understand what it's like to be in a passionate relationship

And you have to work for a rude, sexist jerk,

And you haven't made one crack about it. Something's up.

And you know how I feel about the farm core gays.

And you know what next week is gonna be like? Exactly the same.

And you let that boy annoy the hell out of you.

And you messed up huge! Like, crazy huge.

And you pile drived her ass!

And you will cherish it when I'm dead and gone,

And you will pass on the wisdom of the Na'vi to your grandchildren.

And you've never been the kind of person who wanted to be hidden away.

And your office looks like Caesars Palace,

And your pizza smells regular.

And your two timing situation doesn't count.

And, Chris, Nalini is no slouch either.

And, Devi, in what world do you know anything about relationships?

And, uh, during World War II, right here in California,

And, uh, luckily for me, I wasn't just the only brown girl in the group.

And, uh, my condolences?

And…

And… And the nose ring is such a powerful symbol of Indian femininity.

Aneesa asked me to ask you to go to the dance with her.

Aneesa knew what it was like

Aneesa Qureshi?

Aneesa said her mom wouldn't budge on transferring her,

Aneesa said you told her about the rumor.

Aneesa seemed to feel on Devi's turf.

Aneesa, come on!

Aneesa, don't go to another school because you know you're a Cricket in your heart!

Aneesa, let's go play cornhole.

Aneesa, please, introduce yourself.

Aneesa, we want you to stay here at Sherman Oaks High,

Aneesa, you're cool. What should I text back?

Aneesa's changing schools again.

Aneesa's dope, and I basically curb stomped our friendship.

Antyeshti, the last samskara

Any dignity?

Any interest in joining the cross country team?

Anyone else?

Anyone want to sign my cast?

Anything broken? Did you hit your head?

Anyway, as I was saying,

Anyway, I have an enviable client roster,

Anyway, I know a lot of this is my fault, and I'm sorry.

Anyway, I need your help.

Anyway, I think you've earned a little face time with Dr. Peters.

Anyway, if Daisy had not run over Myrtle Wilson

Anyway, she was on a hot streak.

Anyway, we have so much more going on inside.

Anyway, while I had his toothbrush between my butt cheeks,

Anyway, you can give me a call or text or whatever.

Anyway, you know what I find the sexiest? Stability.

Apology accepted.

Apparently, everyone's talking about me. They're saying I have an eating disorder.

Apparently, I need to blush more.

Apparently, they think it's more valuable

Aravind is in US. My daughter is too busy.

Are we calling it a "proposal dinner"?

Are we good?

Are we still mad?

Are we using Devi as a negative verb?

Are you disappointed in me?

Are you embarrassed of me?

Are you for real? You've never heard of King Princess?

Are you hiding up here from my friends?

Are you just head and shoulders?

Are you kissing?

Are you mad at me? That's not my fault.

Are you not as hot as you used to be? Am I the hottest one in the group now?

Are you okay?

Are you serious? Now, you play a fast song?

Are you sure I shouldn't take you to, like, a hospital? Or

Are you sure we're allowed to be here?

Are you the only one around here who gets to make these rash decisions?

Are you thinking about doing a solo sesh? Respect.

Are you worried that he's ashamed of you? But he's dated you publicly before.

Aren't you coming to gym?

As a former teen jock myself,

As a multi hyphenate.

As a practicing pacifist, I will not be using a starting gun.

As a woman of this era, all I have is my ability to marry well.

As Devi thought back on that interaction, it looked a little different to her.

As far as I know, pals don't creep through other pal's windows to hook up.

As long as we don't kill each other, I think it could be nice.

As much as he thought he would.

As salamu alaykum.

As she looked at her dad's picture,

As you can see, no one care.

As you know, we have a new student. We need someone to show her around.

As your boyfriend.

Aside from being hyper masculine, my dad's a lawyer, so it's in my blood.

Aside from like this strange girl that lives in this hilare yellow house?

Assume I'm bringing nothing.

At least that's true for me. We'll see what happens with Paxton.

At least, Devi, you won't be the only one going to the dance alone.

At my swim meet?

At the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory that day,

At your age, maybe it's time to be a little less aspirational.

Attention, students, the relay is over.

Auntie, it's my fault. I'm so sorry.

Aw, cool! A condom!

Aw! Well, if you think this looks good,

Aw.

Aw. Look at our girl. She looks so happy.

Awesome. Feel free to write me a lot of prop work. It's my forte.

Awesome. Well, we have that Facing History test on Friday.

Awkward!

Ayyo. Venda, venda, Mami. You really don't have to do that.

Back into the annoying dork he had always been.

Bam! Six girls at my table.

Banter.

Basically everyone, including my parents.

Be right back! Go team! USA!

Be right in.

Because back at home,

Because Ben goes after Eve, and she's finishing up her loop, okay?

Because I feel horrible about what I did to Aneesa,

Because I knew I was good at it.

Because I offered to send him and his friends to Vegas for his birthday.

Because I tweeted, "Harry Styles is my god."

Because I was blitzed at the relay.

Because I was cheating on him with this little dude?

Because I was paranoid she was dating her work friend,

Because of her family drama,

Because of Shira.

Because of that terrible rumor about Aneesa that you…

Because of what Devi did?

Because of you.

Because of your daughter?

Because Principal Grubbs fired the rest of the dance committee.

Because she knew almost nothing of pop culture.

Because she like blew my boy off,

Because the water was diverted to Los Angeles, which created a desert.

Because there wasn't enough oil to go around.

Because they are all off limits.

Because this is the novelization of Avatar.

Because we're two girls?

Because when she chose Tom over him, she stopped his heart.

Because you're with my boring dad.

Begin!

Being gay, you're fine at. You like girls, right?

Ben and Aneesa were probably hooking up,

Ben gets my super brainy side, and Paxton gets my mega horny side.

Ben had broken the law, stolen his Dad's car,

Ben is an obnoxious hobbit who has tortured you for countless years.

Ben was, thankfully, back to talking to her again.

Ben will hate me forever too.

Ben, you can't be a wallflower all night. You have to dance with me!

Ben?

Ben? What are you doing here?

Ben? What are you doing? Get out of here!

Ben's smart, and we talk, mostly argue, for hours,

Benjamin, what is the meaning of this dinnertime hubbub?

Besides a screening room and a

Besides, how can anyone not like you?

Bet!

Between my butt cheeks as a prank.

Between the Soviet Union and several Eastern European countries?

Between the two cell populations

Between two people who are actually dating.

Big mad. He's angry about so much at this point,

Big Winter Dance this Saturday.

Bingo.

Blessings upon your horns. Setseg, the door.

Blood's starting to boil.

Bonds.

Bonjour, mademoiselle.

Bonjour.

Boom, boom, boom. [chuckles]

Boring, but kind of a try hard, right?

Both of you have detention for a month. You're off the dance committee.

Bouches need to be amused!

Brainstorming things we could do when I visit you in a couple of weeks.

BRB.

Break someone's heart.

Bro, what are you doing back here?

Bro! Judge our burping contest?

Bueno. Muchísimas gracias. Adiós.

But a brute security guard is making me circle around.

But a brute security guard is making me circle around.

But a brute security guard is making me circle around.

But a little bit of India is moving in with us.

But a suspension goes on my permanent record!

But about how, when your children say they need you,

But also Ben, right?

But also, he's really sweet to his sister.

But Aneesa's whole thing is that she's chill and easygoing.

But anyway, I promise, I'm a changed woman.

But are they sexual?

But back to the school thing.

But be bigger in heart.

But Ben did do such a heroic thing

But by those standards,

But Devi couldn't be mad that they were a couple now.

But Devi knew this relief was only temporary

But Devi's grandmother wanted to join the fun.

But did we say it? Maybe.

But did you just say that Aneesa is ano?

But don't worry. I'm ready to learn the shit out of this shit.

But Dr. Peters is the LeBron of stem cell research. What happened?

But even with the queer girls,

But even you acknowledge the societal ills that led to Gatsby's death.

But Fab and I talked her out of it. Sorry about that.

But first I actually do have peach cobbler in the oven.

But first, she needed to go there to set things up

But Friday, Eleanor is coming over for a sleepover.

But given her recent track record

But going forward, Sasha will schedule around robotics.

But guess what?

But guys like that will always be threatened by girls like you.

But having Indian friends was awesome.

But he still doesn't respect me.

But he's still a toxic, condescending douchebag!

But hearing his parents excuse him from even trying to go to college

But hey, it's just a rumor, right?

But honestly, I'm psyched that you're my date.

But I already Amazoned a unitard!

But I also value my social life.

But I am gonna need to see you in my classroom like, right now.

But I didn't realize you wanted it to be like a one on one thing.

But I do see your point,

But I do think that I deserve to be on it.

But I don't get involved in the politics of the lab.

But I find that mixing and matching different g**** varietals

But I forgot to put a hole in it for the birds.

But I gotta get back to my super fulfilling life

But I have been trying to take your advice.

But I have to take care of one thing really quick.

But I just can't be that for you.

But I just permanently altered my nose.

But I like to think the Constitution as a living, breathing document.

But I make them really good though. I'm full MasterChef with my air fryer.

But I mean, I… I honestly, was just about to leave.

But I promise you we are a good family. We've just gone through a hard time.

But I promise you, it is over now.

But I saw her working extra hard to get her teammates involved as well.

But I saw you guys go into Trent's tent.

But I want you guys to know

But I was hoping I could discuss something with you first.

But I was wondering if maybe you wanna do something dumb

But I'm also a feminist,

But I'm gonna need time and a half for these sessions.

But I'm not gonna settle for some weird secret thing behind closed doors.

But I'm the robotics team captain. I can't just ditch my guys.

But I'm trying to be better.

But if I'm being honest, I'm not really a PDA guy,

But if you need a little help remembering, I might have something.

But if you really wanted to wow your teachers,

But if you wanna go to college, you're gonna have to work really hard.

But in a chill way.

But isn't it a little messed up for you to act like my mom?

But isn't that like illegal?

But it certainly holds some weight in the court of literature.

But it doesn't mean you're crazy. Look at me.

But it has to be a mistake. I'll get to the bottom of it.

But it means a lot to my mom, so I'm going with it.

But it seemed romantic?

But it was a misunderstanding.

But it wasn't just his arm, and it was all this chick's fault.

But it's an emergency.

But it's not as bad as it sounds.

But it's not very utilitarian.

But it's stealing. Americans are weird about their fruit trees,

But just because you've made some mistakes

But like some smart people still go there.

But listen, I had just been suspended,

But listen, I just want to tell you what a successful relay Devi had.

But looking at all the happy, let's face it, horny couples around her,

But luckily, they had plenty of time,

But maybe she had a point.

But maybe you can try to eat more than one pea at a time, Kamala,

But my computer is full of viruses from my grandmother pirating Indian Idol.

But my sick calf definition begs to differ.

But Nobels are not won alone.

But not if Aneesa keeps grabbing his goddamn pencil.

But not me, right?

But now I remember.

But Paxton had left her a voicemail.

But Paxton has fake ID and can buy us alcohol.

But Principal Grubbs just suspended me. Maybe if you talk to her

But right now, the fear of losing face in front of Devi 2.0

But she is certainly guilty for killing Jay Gatsby,

But she lost her father suddenly, not long ago,

But she truly was the Usain Bolt of cockblocking.

But somehow he drives it with a quiet humility.

But sometimes I'm a little lonely.

But thank you for inviting the entire robotics team to my party.

But that means being honest with you and dunking on you when it's appropriate.

But that meant creating an elaborate scheme

But that's so old fashioned, and honestly,

But that's the kinda sacrifice that Dr. Peters expects from us.

But that's why I have to figure out my boy situation stat!

But the explanation might sound a lot like what Ben said.

But the fact that Devi, the weirdest girl he'd ever liked,

But the real cleansing will be to…

But the ship sailed of me staying at Sherman Oaks.

But the thing about crying in a high school bathroom is,

But then, here we are. Single at our first high school dance,

But there will be a billion cocky nerds like Ben at Princeton.

But there's got to be something we can do.

But they spend too much time in the sun. It cooks their brains.

But they would really bring this family some much needed cheer.

But they'll hand out the Cricket Crowns soon,

But think about how meaningful it'll be for the queer community here when we win.

But this is also a goodbye, because I'm all better now.

But this is straight up humiliating.

But this nerd's playing doubles like a pro.

But this new Devi was trying a more mature approach.

But this new kid was proving that Devi might just be objectively lame.

But to hear her own mother call her crazy?

But tonight was a real date

But we either do this in secret or not at all.

But we've got brains, too, and feelings, and…

But what I'm looking forward to is dessert.

But what if I hurt Ben?

But what if they both try to ride in the ambulance with you?

But when I see my grandson stepping out of his comfort zone,

But when I'm with my friends, I'm a total Lisa.

But when it comes out of that beautiful mouth,

But when my wife moved out, everyone wanted to talk to me about it.

But when she got to chemistry,

But when they made him a prisoner, they stole his dignity,

But when we are available, count us in.

But without the severe bangs.

But yeah, I'll give him a call. Thanks, Dad.

But yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah. Deal.

But you are out of my lab today.

But you call the shots, so… All right.

But you have been duped for the purpose of hijinks.

But you should probably have a meal with her.

But you trashed my chances at a swimming scholarship.

But you'll need to significantly improve your GPA.

But you'll probably be snatched up by then.

But you're my favorite cousin.

But you're no longer captain of the robotics team.

But you're not dating Paxton, right?

But Zoe and Shira just got kicked off the dance committee,

But, Aneesa,

But, Aneesa, that is such a… unique name.

But, can I get you a drink?

But, honey, to be honest,

But, I mean, once I hit the water, it went away

But, in an attempt to go above and beyond,

But, it also means that you're gonna live a life

But, Paxton, the only opinion of you that truly matters is yourself.

But, um…

But…

By just shifting her mindset, she had turned Ben from a dreamboat

By the only other Indian girl in school.

Bye bye.

Bye! Thank you!

California has taken another son from me.

Call you later?

Can come out in surprising ways.

Can I bring anything? Snacks, soda, MDMA?

Can I do it tomorrow? I'm out to dinner with my boyfriend.

Can I get you something to drink or anything?

Can I give you some non yelling advice?

Can I not be roasted by India's Last Comic Standing, please?

Can I please get you a towel?

Can I talk to you in private?

Can we choose two answers for a question, or do we have to commit to just one?

Can yield some pretty fun surprises.

Can't believe I didn't see what a tool he was.

Can't wait.

Can't you at least try and make it more interesting?

Can't you just make pizza rolls or something?

Cancel David Chang. We're scrapping the adult soiree.

Certainly much more than being totally forgotten.

Chatty as ever, Fabiola.

Check this out.

Checking Paxton's voicemail led her to find another one

Checks out. She's legit.

Chris, I do not think this is going to work out.

Chris, we got your mail accidentally again.

Chris! Of course!

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

Coach Noble has agreed to bump up your grade if you participate

Come downstairs. I need to put you on antibiotics.

Come on, Fab.

Come on, kid, just write "North."

Come on, this is crazy!

Come on!

Come on.

Come. Now, let's go wake up Gokul.

Complaining about another co worker?

Consider your PE grade changed to an "A."

Cool, so I'll see you Friday?

Cool! Yeah, I used to be a Girl Scout, so I have like hella badges at home.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool. Cool, cool, cool.

Cool. Then you should be really good at it, huh?

Cool. You can just leave it right there.

Could I offer you a soda, or a water, or a hot tea?

Cousin Kamala. Hey, welcome back.

Cousins, friends, neighbors.

Covalent bonds.

Cow's milk runs right through him.

Cricket Queen and Queen.

Dad, uh, never wanted to talk about it growing up.

Dad? You're in my room?

Daisy Buchanan may not have fired the gun,

Daisy Buchanan, should also be tried for the murder of Jay Gatsby.

Daisy Buchanan, you are guilty of the murder of Jay Gatsby.

Damn it!

Damn it! [grunts]

Damn it! Why do I always blurt out all of my most personal secrets?

Damn it. Could you just come in and say, "Hello, Mr. Kulkarni"?

Damn, Crazy Devi, you made me 'splode myself.

Damn, Devi. You're gonna make me say it?

Damn, Fab, are you wearing a leather jacket?

Damn, I forgot they were both gonna be here!

Damn!

Damn! Excellent work, Miss Torres.

Damn! I'm pissed!

Damn! Two boyfriends? My parents won't even let me have one.

Damn. Indian people love Trader Joe's.

DARBEEF, as in, "Dar, who beefed?" Isn't that helpful?

Darling granddaughter. We shall have so much fun.

Dating Paxton?

David, use your brain.

Deal, but just don't slow me down.

Defense, it's time for your witnesses.

Defense, you may start.

Defense, your opening remarks?

Defense.

Definitely. Hey, why don't we get a drink? We can catch up.

Demi Lovato said the same thing.

Derm magazine! I've been waiting on this issue.

Devi couldn't imagine feeling any lower.

Devi couldn't stop thinking about what she'd done to Aneesa.

Devi felt ashamed of herself for feeling so threatened before.

Devi felt her rage turn to shame.

Devi had done her best to be a selfless, emotionally mature friend to all,

Devi had forgotten to write a report on her family trauma.

Devi had never seen one of her friends

Devi had to do something she had never done before in her life,

Devi had to follow through on her date with Paxton.

Devi had to get back quickly before anything else could happen,

Devi had totally forgotten

Devi just wanted to decolonize her nose,

Devi knew there was much worse waiting for her at school.

Devi knew what she had to do vis à vis Paxton.

Devi might've been the worst runner I've ever seen,

Devi not so much.