A flag cannot ripple in the vacuum of space.
A flag cannot ripple in the vacuum of space. from The Ranch - Season 1
A horse walks into a bar, right?
A horse walks into a bar, right? from The Ranch - Season 1
A lot of strippers in Denver would get new boobies.
A lot of strippers in Denver would get new boobies. from The Ranch - Season 1
Abby came last night and it really screwed me up, so...
Abby came last night and it really screwed me up, so... from The Ranch - Season 1
Abby, don't tell Colt about you and I...
Abby, don't tell Colt about you and I... from The Ranch - Season 1
Abby. Hey. from The Ranch - Season 1
About six years? from The Ranch - Season 1
About the time I'll be getting a beer.
About the time I'll be getting a beer. from The Ranch - Season 1
Activities: marching band, jazz band...
Activities: marching band, jazz band... from The Ranch - Season 1
After now. from The Ranch - Season 1
After the party? from The Ranch - Season 1
After you left, that wasn't much of an option.
After you left, that wasn't much of an option. from The Ranch - Season 1
Ah, it ain't breathing. from The Ranch - Season 1
Ah, there it is. There's always an excuse.
Ah, there it is. There's always an excuse. from The Ranch - Season 1
All I want is what I earn. All anybody is gonna do for me is dig...
All I want is what I earn. All anybody is gonna do for me is dig... from The Ranch - Season 1
All right, but you got this one wrong, Ma.
All right, but you got this one wrong, Ma. from The Ranch - Season 1
All right, Carla. from The Ranch - Season 1
All right, Colt. Get over here and wash your arm.
All right, Colt. Get over here and wash your arm. from The Ranch - Season 1
All right, don't tell Dad.
All right, don't tell Dad. from The Ranch - Season 1
All right, full disclosure.
All right, full disclosure. from The Ranch - Season 1
All right, give this to your brother.
All right, give this to your brother. from The Ranch - Season 1
All right, I think I got everything.
All right, I think I got everything. from The Ranch - Season 1
All right, listen to this.
All right, listen to this. from The Ranch - Season 1
All right, one loop for each foot.
All right, one loop for each foot. from The Ranch - Season 1
All right, this is getting good.
All right, this is getting good. from The Ranch - Season 1
All right, what am I? Like, a wolf or... a lion?
All right, what am I? Like, a wolf or... a lion? from The Ranch - Season 1
All right, yeah, a couple of people react.
All right, yeah, a couple of people react. from The Ranch - Season 1
All right! All right! from The Ranch - Season 1
All right. from The Ranch - Season 1
All right. Cool story, bro.
All right. Cool story, bro. from The Ranch - Season 1
All right. Well, I'm gonna go outside and help Dad with Carla.
All right. Well, I'm gonna go outside and help Dad with Carla. from The Ranch - Season 1
All right. You know what?
All right. You know what? from The Ranch - Season 1
All the way out here, in the middle of the night,
All the way out here, in the middle of the night, from The Ranch - Season 1
All you're doing right now is slowing us down.
All you're doing right now is slowing us down. from The Ranch - Season 1
Also, any tool that says Pedro is mine.
Also, any tool that says Pedro is mine. from The Ranch - Season 1
And by that, I mean every player has to sell at least ten tickets per home game.
And by that, I mean every player has to sell at least ten tickets per home game. from The Ranch - Season 1
And by the way, the bottom of the totem pole is the most important part,
And by the way, the bottom of the totem pole is the most important part, from The Ranch - Season 1
And don't touch any of the waitresses.
And don't touch any of the waitresses. from The Ranch - Season 1
And every time we fight, we end up f...
And every time we fight, we end up f... from The Ranch - Season 1
And I almost got a hole all the way through the back of his head.
And I almost got a hole all the way through the back of his head. from The Ranch - Season 1
And I just need a place to stay for a couple days.
And I just need a place to stay for a couple days. from The Ranch - Season 1
And I know that, too. from The Ranch - Season 1
And I see this sweet ice sculpture of Wayne Gretzky.
And I see this sweet ice sculpture of Wayne Gretzky. from The Ranch - Season 1
And I slept with his daughter on day four. But...
And I slept with his daughter on day four. But... from The Ranch - Season 1
And I'd rather not see you cripple yourself.
And I'd rather not see you cripple yourself. from The Ranch - Season 1
And it's filled with a bunch of drunk guys I can take advantage of if I want to.
And it's filled with a bunch of drunk guys I can take advantage of if I want to. from The Ranch - Season 1
And management. from The Ranch - Season 1
And naturally, I think, I could take a wizz on him.
And naturally, I think, I could take a wizz on him. from The Ranch - Season 1
And no good would ever come of it.
And no good would ever come of it. from The Ranch - Season 1
And no one else in the bar is reacting to the fact that a horse walked in?
And no one else in the bar is reacting to the fact that a horse walked in? from The Ranch - Season 1
And occasionally NFL scouts do come to these games.
And occasionally NFL scouts do come to these games. from The Ranch - Season 1
And said, Trick or treat, and Dad said, Smith or Wesson.
And said, Trick or treat, and Dad said, Smith or Wesson. from The Ranch - Season 1
And second... from The Ranch - Season 1
And since we're going to be seeing a lot of each other,
And since we're going to be seeing a lot of each other, from The Ranch - Season 1
And so, I just assumed he was gonna close it.
And so, I just assumed he was gonna close it. from The Ranch - Season 1
And so, I'm a little drunk, and I...
And so, I'm a little drunk, and I... from The Ranch - Season 1
And that he's, you know, always been kind of a jackass.
And that he's, you know, always been kind of a jackass. from The Ranch - Season 1
And then I think he felt nauseous and went outside to get some air.
And then I think he felt nauseous and went outside to get some air. from The Ranch - Season 1
And then you drove Mom out of here!
And then you drove Mom out of here! from The Ranch - Season 1
And they put the ice in the pisser.
And they put the ice in the pisser. from The Ranch - Season 1
And try and see what was...
And try and see what was... from The Ranch - Season 1
And yesterday you said good job.
And yesterday you said good job. from The Ranch - Season 1
And you just gotta keep proving yourself.
And you just gotta keep proving yourself. from The Ranch - Season 1
And your pants? from The Ranch - Season 1
And... did you just call yourself a beaver?
And... did you just call yourself a beaver? from The Ranch - Season 1
Another good one. from The Ranch - Season 1
Any of them kids yours? from The Ranch - Season 1
Any tool that says Beau on it is off limits.
Any tool that says Beau on it is off limits. from The Ranch - Season 1
Anyway, I don't know what my next step's gonna be but...
Anyway, I don't know what my next step's gonna be but... from The Ranch - Season 1
Are you dying? from The Ranch - Season 1
Are you kiddin' me? from The Ranch - Season 1
Are you kidding? I got paid more than that for playing in college.
Are you kidding? I got paid more than that for playing in college. from The Ranch - Season 1
Are you serious? from The Ranch - Season 1
Are you still chasing this dream?
Are you still chasing this dream? from The Ranch - Season 1
Aren't you Colt Bennett? from The Ranch - Season 1
As soon as I make the team, I'm out of here.
As soon as I make the team, I'm out of here. from The Ranch - Season 1
Aw, he must still like me.
Aw, he must still like me. from The Ranch - Season 1
Aw! from The Ranch - Season 1
Awkward? Come on, I never even gave it another thought.
Awkward? Come on, I never even gave it another thought. from The Ranch - Season 1
Bam! I slide balls first into Miss Shania Twain.
Bam! I slide balls first into Miss Shania Twain. from The Ranch - Season 1
Based on your tone, something that pisses you off.
Based on your tone, something that pisses you off. from The Ranch - Season 1
Because he's not good at it.
Because he's not good at it. from The Ranch - Season 1
Because, you know, your dad can be unfair.
Because, you know, your dad can be unfair. from The Ranch - Season 1
Begins with hard work on the ranch.
Begins with hard work on the ranch. from The Ranch - Season 1
Being a part of the Marriott family is awesome.
Being a part of the Marriott family is awesome. from The Ranch - Season 1
Besides, what do you care?
Besides, what do you care? from The Ranch - Season 1
Better question would be why I allow you and Rooster in the house.
Better question would be why I allow you and Rooster in the house. from The Ranch - Season 1
Billy Ray Cyrus. from The Ranch - Season 1
Blue skies. God, I never thought I'd hate blue skies.
Blue skies. God, I never thought I'd hate blue skies. from The Ranch - Season 1
Booked us a room for our anniversary.
Booked us a room for our anniversary. from The Ranch - Season 1
Boom! from The Ranch - Season 1
But her other four are real cool. We mostly play Xbox.
But her other four are real cool. We mostly play Xbox. from The Ranch - Season 1
But I ain't gonna be his servant.
But I ain't gonna be his servant. from The Ranch - Season 1
But I'm not gonna be your servant.
But I'm not gonna be your servant. from The Ranch - Season 1
But in case you guys run out of things to fight about...
But in case you guys run out of things to fight about... from The Ranch - Season 1
But it is rock fucking solid.
But it is rock fucking solid. from The Ranch - Season 1
But it's also management.
But it's also management. from The Ranch - Season 1
But we do get a lot of business with skiers and other winter sport enthusiasts.
But we do get a lot of business with skiers and other winter sport enthusiasts. from The Ranch - Season 1
But when you're here, it's just two brothers bonding.
But when you're here, it's just two brothers bonding. from The Ranch - Season 1
But you can ask 'em to stick their arm up a cow's address.
But you can ask 'em to stick their arm up a cow's address. from The Ranch - Season 1
But you have a part in this, too.
But you have a part in this, too. from The Ranch - Season 1
But you weren't willing to work for it.
But you weren't willing to work for it. from The Ranch - Season 1
But, like, a badass rooster.
But, like, a badass rooster. from The Ranch - Season 1
But... from The Ranch - Season 1
Can I just finish my joke?
Can I just finish my joke? from The Ranch - Season 1
Can we get a couple of cold ones, please?
Can we get a couple of cold ones, please? from The Ranch - Season 1
Can we just get those beers?
Can we just get those beers? from The Ranch - Season 1
Can't put the face on the pancake.
Can't put the face on the pancake. from The Ranch - Season 1
Can't wait! from The Ranch - Season 1
Carry the one. And that would make you 24?
Carry the one. And that would make you 24? from The Ranch - Season 1
Check it out. from The Ranch - Season 1
Cheers, Maggie. from The Ranch - Season 1
Chess club. from The Ranch - Season 1
Colt Bennett! from The Ranch - Season 1
Colt would sell all the livestock, sell the ranch, piss the money away,
Colt would sell all the livestock, sell the ranch, piss the money away, from The Ranch - Season 1
Colt, don't you remember? He went to Garrison with us.
Colt, don't you remember? He went to Garrison with us. from The Ranch - Season 1
Colt, let me explain something to you, all right?
Colt, let me explain something to you, all right? from The Ranch - Season 1
Colt? from The Ranch - Season 1
Colt. from The Ranch - Season 1
Colt... from The Ranch - Season 1
Colt's home. from The Ranch - Season 1
Colt's jeans cost 85 bucks.
Colt's jeans cost 85 bucks. from The Ranch - Season 1
Come here, buddy. from The Ranch - Season 1
Come on, man, that was her nickname in 10th grade.
Come on, man, that was her nickname in 10th grade. from The Ranch - Season 1
Come on, we got that 20 pair to move to the south pasture.
Come on, we got that 20 pair to move to the south pasture. from The Ranch - Season 1
Come on. from The Ranch - Season 1
Come on. Let's grab a table.
Come on. Let's grab a table. from The Ranch - Season 1
Conceited? Stubborn? Full blown alcoholic?
Conceited? Stubborn? Full blown alcoholic? from The Ranch - Season 1
Congratulations, Pop. You win.
Congratulations, Pop. You win. from The Ranch - Season 1
Couldn't have just told Dad you wanted to stay?
Couldn't have just told Dad you wanted to stay? from The Ranch - Season 1
Crazy seeing you. from The Ranch - Season 1
Cut the crap. This isn't a press conference.
Cut the crap. This isn't a press conference. from The Ranch - Season 1
Dad called and said he needed some help at home,
Dad called and said he needed some help at home, from The Ranch - Season 1
Dad needed someone here to help him run the ranch.
Dad needed someone here to help him run the ranch. from The Ranch - Season 1
Dad was gonna put a blanket on you,
Dad was gonna put a blanket on you, from The Ranch - Season 1
Dad will lose the ranch, but we can always come back here and visit
Dad will lose the ranch, but we can always come back here and visit from The Ranch - Season 1
Dad, I'm here, okay? from The Ranch - Season 1
Dad, I'm just trying to help.
Dad, I'm just trying to help. from The Ranch - Season 1
Dad, this is Heather from The Ranch - Season 1
Dad's up on top. from The Ranch - Season 1
Damn, Colt. I'm sorry. from The Ranch - Season 1
Damn, this is the last thing I need.
Damn, this is the last thing I need. from The Ranch - Season 1
Did I ever tell you about the first date I ever had with your father?
Did I ever tell you about the first date I ever had with your father? from The Ranch - Season 1
Did she look down and say, That don't impress me much?
Did she look down and say, That don't impress me much? from The Ranch - Season 1
Do I look like some kind of charity case?
Do I look like some kind of charity case? from The Ranch - Season 1
Dodging the deep questions, a long standing Bennett tradition.
Dodging the deep questions, a long standing Bennett tradition. from The Ranch - Season 1
Don't go making accusations when you don't know the whole story.
Don't go making accusations when you don't know the whole story. from The Ranch - Season 1
Don't touch that ham bone. It's for the dog.
Don't touch that ham bone. It's for the dog. from The Ranch - Season 1
Don't you Hi, Mama me. Give me a hug.
Don't you Hi, Mama me. Give me a hug. from The Ranch - Season 1
Done. from The Ranch - Season 1
Dude! from The Ranch - Season 1
Duh. from The Ranch - Season 1
Especially now since you cut your hair and shaved off that stupid goatee.
Especially now since you cut your hair and shaved off that stupid goatee. from The Ranch - Season 1
Even prison's fun when you're just visitin'.
Even prison's fun when you're just visitin'. from The Ranch - Season 1
Every opportunity you've had...
Every opportunity you've had... from The Ranch - Season 1
Every time I see your father, we fight.
Every time I see your father, we fight. from The Ranch - Season 1
Everything's getting a drink...
Everything's getting a drink... from The Ranch - Season 1
Ew! Forgot how warm it is.
Ew! Forgot how warm it is. from The Ranch - Season 1
Extra 15 bucks if you come early and line the field.
Extra 15 bucks if you come early and line the field. from The Ranch - Season 1
Feet will be right at the end of those.
Feet will be right at the end of those. from The Ranch - Season 1
Figure all the money you gave me over the years,
Figure all the money you gave me over the years, from The Ranch - Season 1
Figure if I give it 110%...
Figure if I give it 110%... from The Ranch - Season 1
Fine. You know what? That's...
Fine. You know what? That's... from The Ranch - Season 1
First of all... from The Ranch - Season 1
First practice, Wednesday at 11:00.
First practice, Wednesday at 11:00. from The Ranch - Season 1
First time you made the front page since the state finals.
First time you made the front page since the state finals. from The Ranch - Season 1
Focus on what? The fact that Dad is impossible?
Focus on what? The fact that Dad is impossible? from The Ranch - Season 1
For flashing Shania Twain while you were up there.
For flashing Shania Twain while you were up there. from The Ranch - Season 1
For future reference, the rooster likes provolone.
For future reference, the rooster likes provolone. from The Ranch - Season 1
Former high school phenom Colt Bennett shows Shania his Twain.
Former high school phenom Colt Bennett shows Shania his Twain. from The Ranch - Season 1
French club... from The Ranch - Season 1
Friendly fire there, Eagle.
Friendly fire there, Eagle. from The Ranch - Season 1
Funny. from The Ranch - Season 1
Gathering the wood and the crap that the rooster and the eagle need
Gathering the wood and the crap that the rooster and the eagle need from The Ranch - Season 1
Get me some coffee. from The Ranch - Season 1
Get off of me! from The Ranch - Season 1
Get your mind out of the gutter, woman.
Get your mind out of the gutter, woman. from The Ranch - Season 1
Give me a break, you know?
Give me a break, you know? from The Ranch - Season 1
Give me a whiskey the size you'd need if you were still living with Dad.
Give me a whiskey the size you'd need if you were still living with Dad. from The Ranch - Season 1
Global warming's a bunch of crap Al Gore made up
Global warming's a bunch of crap Al Gore made up from The Ranch - Season 1
Go outside, look him straight in the eye, and say...
Go outside, look him straight in the eye, and say... from The Ranch - Season 1
Go to hell! from The Ranch - Season 1
God, do I look like an idiot?
God, do I look like an idiot? from The Ranch - Season 1
God, wait, why can't you hook her up and I'll just pull the rope?
God, wait, why can't you hook her up and I'll just pull the rope? from The Ranch - Season 1
God, you are such a stubborn old son of a bitch!
God, you are such a stubborn old son of a bitch! from The Ranch - Season 1
Good job. from The Ranch - Season 1
Good seeing you. from The Ranch - Season 1
Good to see you, Colt. from The Ranch - Season 1
Got it. from The Ranch - Season 1
Great here? What is great about this?
Great here? What is great about this? from The Ranch - Season 1
Guess they couldn't fit virgin club.
Guess they couldn't fit virgin club. from The Ranch - Season 1
Guess you were right. I'm done with football.
Guess you were right. I'm done with football. from The Ranch - Season 1
Hank, I'll give you five bucks for that beer
Hank, I'll give you five bucks for that beer from The Ranch - Season 1
He died wearing lady boots.
He died wearing lady boots. from The Ranch - Season 1
He is nothing like me. from The Ranch - Season 1
He kept telling the coach I was drunk at practice.
He kept telling the coach I was drunk at practice. from The Ranch - Season 1
He shoots, he scores. from The Ranch - Season 1
He was up in the loft with Rooster. I was scooping shit with Pedro's shovel.
He was up in the loft with Rooster. I was scooping shit with Pedro's shovel. from The Ranch - Season 1
He's a stubborn, temperamental asshole!
He's a stubborn, temperamental asshole! from The Ranch - Season 1
He's an eagle, you know, soaring above us all.
He's an eagle, you know, soaring above us all. from The Ranch - Season 1
He's been out there for hours already. He hardly ever sleeps.
He's been out there for hours already. He hardly ever sleeps. from The Ranch - Season 1
He's in free fall now 'cause of the ranch. He's in crisis mode.
He's in free fall now 'cause of the ranch. He's in crisis mode. from The Ranch - Season 1
He's rare, but when you catch a glimpse, it's magical.
He's rare, but when you catch a glimpse, it's magical. from The Ranch - Season 1
Heck yeah, you guys used to play Eye of the Tiger
Heck yeah, you guys used to play Eye of the Tiger from The Ranch - Season 1
Hell, I left the gate open, even the cows tried to get away from you!
Hell, I left the gate open, even the cows tried to get away from you! from The Ranch - Season 1
Hell, I'll get the epinephrine.
Hell, I'll get the epinephrine. from The Ranch - Season 1
Hell. The barn's on fire.
Hell. The barn's on fire. from The Ranch - Season 1
Hello to you, my sweet Margaret.
Hello to you, my sweet Margaret. from The Ranch - Season 1
Here lies Colt Bennett. from The Ranch - Season 1
Here we go, girl. You're gonna be fine.
Here we go, girl. You're gonna be fine. from The Ranch - Season 1
Here you go. from The Ranch - Season 1
Here. from The Ranch - Season 1
Here's the only thing I trust you with.
Here's the only thing I trust you with. from The Ranch - Season 1
Hey, after dinner, you wanna watch something?
Hey, after dinner, you wanna watch something? from The Ranch - Season 1
Hey, Alicia came on to me.
Hey, Alicia came on to me. from The Ranch - Season 1
Hey, bartender... from The Ranch - Season 1
Hey, buddy. I'll sign something for you in a second.
Hey, buddy. I'll sign something for you in a second. from The Ranch - Season 1
Hey, by the way, how'd your toothbrush taste this morning?
Hey, by the way, how'd your toothbrush taste this morning? from The Ranch - Season 1
Hey, Colt. Rooster. from The Ranch - Season 1
Hey, Dad, uh, I was thinking, since we're re doing the barn roof,
Hey, Dad, uh, I was thinking, since we're re doing the barn roof, from The Ranch - Season 1
Hey, I got ten bucks anyone in here knows how old I am.
Hey, I got ten bucks anyone in here knows how old I am. from The Ranch - Season 1
Hey, I know it's late. I was just wondering if we could talk for a second?
Hey, I know it's late. I was just wondering if we could talk for a second? from The Ranch - Season 1
Hey, I'm gonna hit the head.
Hey, I'm gonna hit the head. from The Ranch - Season 1
Hey, if you feel a Timex up in there, grab it for me, huh?
Hey, if you feel a Timex up in there, grab it for me, huh? from The Ranch - Season 1
Hey, look, that ain't my fault. He cut off his mullet.
Hey, look, that ain't my fault. He cut off his mullet. from The Ranch - Season 1
Hey, look, that ain't my fault. He cut off his mullet.
Hey, look, that ain't my fault. He cut off his mullet. from The Ranch - Season 1
Hey, nice to meet you, bud.
Hey, nice to meet you, bud. from The Ranch - Season 1
Hey, so how long's Abby and Kenny been going out?
Hey, so how long's Abby and Kenny been going out? from The Ranch - Season 1
Hey, sweetheart. from The Ranch - Season 1
Hey, uh, why'd you come all the way out here?
Hey, uh, why'd you come all the way out here? from The Ranch - Season 1
Hey, we working on the barn again tomorrow?
Hey, we working on the barn again tomorrow? from The Ranch - Season 1
Hey, would you do me a favor?
Hey, would you do me a favor? from The Ranch - Season 1
Hey! from The Ranch - Season 1
Hey. from The Ranch - Season 1
Hey. from The Ranch - Season 1
Hey. A horse walks into a bar.
Hey. A horse walks into a bar. from The Ranch - Season 1
Hi, Mama. from The Ranch - Season 1
Hi, Mr. Bennett. from The Ranch - Season 1
His power was in his mullet.
His power was in his mullet. from The Ranch - Season 1
Holy cow! from The Ranch - Season 1
Horses don't drink alcohol.
Horses don't drink alcohol. from The Ranch - Season 1
How about a pancake with a whipped cream face?
How about a pancake with a whipped cream face? from The Ranch - Season 1
How about I make you that pre game pasta you used to like?
How about I make you that pre game pasta you used to like? from The Ranch - Season 1
How do you even get a job like that?
How do you even get a job like that? from The Ranch - Season 1
How long ago was that, Rooster?
How long ago was that, Rooster? from The Ranch - Season 1
How old were you in that picture?
How old were you in that picture? from The Ranch - Season 1
How we wish we had a few more projects around here.
How we wish we had a few more projects around here. from The Ranch - Season 1
How'd you even hear about that?
How'd you even hear about that? from The Ranch - Season 1
How's he doing, by the way?
How's he doing, by the way? from The Ranch - Season 1
How's Mom doing? from The Ranch - Season 1
How's the shoulder? from The Ranch - Season 1
Huh! You're just like him.
Huh! You're just like him. from The Ranch - Season 1
Huh. Well, let me check in the back.
Huh. Well, let me check in the back. from The Ranch - Season 1
I can if it means you got a spot for me.
I can if it means you got a spot for me. from The Ranch - Season 1
I can still make it. I just need a chance.
I can still make it. I just need a chance. from The Ranch - Season 1
I can't believe I'm here, either.
I can't believe I'm here, either. from The Ranch - Season 1
I can't believe I'm in Colt Bennett's bedroom.
I can't believe I'm in Colt Bennett's bedroom. from The Ranch - Season 1
I can't believe it! from The Ranch - Season 1
I can't make eye contact with her for a while.
I can't make eye contact with her for a while. from The Ranch - Season 1
I can't stay here with him, he's impossible.
I can't stay here with him, he's impossible. from The Ranch - Season 1
I can't stay here, he's impossible.
I can't stay here, he's impossible. from The Ranch - Season 1
I can't stay in this school, the coach won't let me start.
I can't stay in this school, the coach won't let me start. from The Ranch - Season 1
I can't stay with this girl. She doesn't like it when I cheat on her.
I can't stay with this girl. She doesn't like it when I cheat on her. from The Ranch - Season 1
I could set you up so you could pay those bills online.
I could set you up so you could pay those bills online. from The Ranch - Season 1
I did not know where this analogy was going when I first started,
I did not know where this analogy was going when I first started, from The Ranch - Season 1
I didn't even know it was a date until he said...
I didn't even know it was a date until he said... from The Ranch - Season 1
I didn't start this. You did.
I didn't start this. You did. from The Ranch - Season 1
I do. from The Ranch - Season 1
I don't know, it's just weird, you know, seeing her with another guy.
I don't know, it's just weird, you know, seeing her with another guy. from The Ranch - Season 1
I don't know. Something on Netflix?
I don't know. Something on Netflix? from The Ranch - Season 1
I don't know. What do you care for?
I don't know. What do you care for? from The Ranch - Season 1
I don't remember three concussions.
I don't remember three concussions. from The Ranch - Season 1
I don't see why I gotta do all the grunt work.
I don't see why I gotta do all the grunt work. from The Ranch - Season 1
I don't think washing helped at all.
I don't think washing helped at all. from The Ranch - Season 1
I don't want to lose you again.
I don't want to lose you again. from The Ranch - Season 1
I don't want to lose you again.
I don't want to lose you again. from The Ranch - Season 1
I felt like I wanted to tell you in person that...
I felt like I wanted to tell you in person that... from The Ranch - Season 1
I found one of 'em standing in the Sizzler parking lot
I found one of 'em standing in the Sizzler parking lot from The Ranch - Season 1
I gave it CPR and I brought it back to life.
I gave it CPR and I brought it back to life. from The Ranch - Season 1
I got a lot of things to do around here,
I got a lot of things to do around here, from The Ranch - Season 1
I got a tryout... from The Ranch - Season 1
I got it. from The Ranch - Season 1
I got my health, the bar keeps me pretty busy
I got my health, the bar keeps me pretty busy from The Ranch - Season 1
I heard a good joke today. So...
I heard a good joke today. So... from The Ranch - Season 1
I knew you were gonna pull this crap. You always do.
I knew you were gonna pull this crap. You always do. from The Ranch - Season 1
I know Heather. How's your mom?
I know Heather. How's your mom? from The Ranch - Season 1
I know I don't like taking crap from Dad. That don't make me happy.
I know I don't like taking crap from Dad. That don't make me happy. from The Ranch - Season 1
I know you got a busy day. I made you breakfast sandwiches.
I know you got a busy day. I made you breakfast sandwiches. from The Ranch - Season 1
I know you made that team.
I know you made that team. from The Ranch - Season 1
I know, I'm sorry I'm late.
I know, I'm sorry I'm late. from The Ranch - Season 1
I love you, big fella. from The Ranch - Season 1
I love you, Daddy. from The Ranch - Season 1
I mean I didn't make it. from The Ranch - Season 1
I mean, he's got it out for me. That's what it is.
I mean, he's got it out for me. That's what it is. from The Ranch - Season 1
I mean, last year we went to Omaha.
I mean, last year we went to Omaha. from The Ranch - Season 1
I mean, obviously, I would run it.
I mean, obviously, I would run it. from The Ranch - Season 1
I mean, that'll kill him.
I mean, that'll kill him. from The Ranch - Season 1
I mean, you coulda just stalked him on Facebook,
I mean, you coulda just stalked him on Facebook, from The Ranch - Season 1
I mean... he even had to let Pedro go.
I mean... he even had to let Pedro go. from The Ranch - Season 1
I need somebody up here that knows what they're doing.
I need somebody up here that knows what they're doing. from The Ranch - Season 1
I passed out on his porch one night,
I passed out on his porch one night, from The Ranch - Season 1
I promise when I run into you guys in the future,
I promise when I run into you guys in the future, from The Ranch - Season 1
I put a condom on a banana.
I put a condom on a banana. from The Ranch - Season 1
I put it on the fridge. from The Ranch - Season 1
I remember last time you stopped by.
I remember last time you stopped by. from The Ranch - Season 1
I remember this. from The Ranch - Season 1
I said, If I want to, Hank.
I said, If I want to, Hank. from The Ranch - Season 1
I started out as a bellhop, and I just worked my way up.
I started out as a bellhop, and I just worked my way up. from The Ranch - Season 1
I stole them from my boy Pedro.
I stole them from my boy Pedro. from The Ranch - Season 1
I think his exact words were...
I think his exact words were... from The Ranch - Season 1
I think I stopped calling it detention and started calling it homeroom.
I think I stopped calling it detention and started calling it homeroom. from The Ranch - Season 1
I think the last time he told me good job
I think the last time he told me good job from The Ranch - Season 1
I thought you were dating Linda.
I thought you were dating Linda. from The Ranch - Season 1
I thought you were gonna take a look at that tractor
I thought you were gonna take a look at that tractor from The Ranch - Season 1
I thought you were up in Canada playing amateur's football.
I thought you were up in Canada playing amateur's football. from The Ranch - Season 1
I thought, if it's all right with you, I could stick around here for a while.
I thought, if it's all right with you, I could stick around here for a while. from The Ranch - Season 1
I wanted to make sure you were okay.
I wanted to make sure you were okay. from The Ranch - Season 1
I was gonna come over and draw a dick on your forehead
I was gonna come over and draw a dick on your forehead from The Ranch - Season 1
I was just kidding like you did with the banana thing.
I was just kidding like you did with the banana thing. from The Ranch - Season 1
I was playing football, at the top of my game, and then...
I was playing football, at the top of my game, and then... from The Ranch - Season 1
I was proud of you. from The Ranch - Season 1
I was six. from The Ranch - Season 1
I was talking to my son. from The Ranch - Season 1
I will treat Kenny with hospitality.
I will treat Kenny with hospitality. from The Ranch - Season 1
I... They got this hotel up there made entirely of ice, okay?
I... They got this hotel up there made entirely of ice, okay? from The Ranch - Season 1
I'd be happy having you around here
I'd be happy having you around here from The Ranch - Season 1
I'll be damned. from The Ranch - Season 1
I'll give her CPR. from The Ranch - Season 1
I'm 35. from The Ranch - Season 1
I'm a football player. from The Ranch - Season 1
I'm about to have sex with a national championship quarterback.
I'm about to have sex with a national championship quarterback. from The Ranch - Season 1
I'm allowed to say things. I'm a person.
I'm allowed to say things. I'm a person. from The Ranch - Season 1
I'm aware of that, Jameson.
I'm aware of that, Jameson. from The Ranch - Season 1
I'm gonna go back out and check on him, make sure that calf is sucking.
I'm gonna go back out and check on him, make sure that calf is sucking. from The Ranch - Season 1
I'm gonna go get you that coffee.
I'm gonna go get you that coffee. from The Ranch - Season 1
I'm gonna go hang out with Heather.
I'm gonna go hang out with Heather. from The Ranch - Season 1
I'm gonna grab a beer. from The Ranch - Season 1
I'm just catching up with an old friend here.
I'm just catching up with an old friend here. from The Ranch - Season 1
I'm just gonna remove this here potential murder weapon up out of the way.
I'm just gonna remove this here potential murder weapon up out of the way. from The Ranch - Season 1
I'm just trying to prepare him for the rest of his life.
I'm just trying to prepare him for the rest of his life. from The Ranch - Season 1
I'm leaving. from The Ranch - Season 1
I'm messing with you. It is sex ed.
I'm messing with you. It is sex ed. from The Ranch - Season 1
I'm out of here then. from The Ranch - Season 1
I'm ready to work. Just tell me what to do.
I'm ready to work. Just tell me what to do. from The Ranch - Season 1
I'm sure I can get us a great rate at a Marriott in Omaha.
I'm sure I can get us a great rate at a Marriott in Omaha. from The Ranch - Season 1
I'm sure you could. from The Ranch - Season 1
I'm talking about high school, college, and the pros...
I'm talking about high school, college, and the pros... from The Ranch - Season 1
I'm the first one up in the morning, and I'm on the label of hot sauce bottles.
I'm the first one up in the morning, and I'm on the label of hot sauce bottles. from The Ranch - Season 1
I'm... I'm sure your dad is being unfair, all right?
I'm... I'm sure your dad is being unfair, all right? from The Ranch - Season 1
I've been layin' awake all night
I've been layin' awake all night from The Ranch - Season 1
If I rode you, it was 'cause you were the only one in this family
If I rode you, it was 'cause you were the only one in this family from The Ranch - Season 1
If it doesn't make you look like an ass, it's none of his business.
If it doesn't make you look like an ass, it's none of his business. from The Ranch - Season 1
If it helps, we weren't facing each other.
If it helps, we weren't facing each other. from The Ranch - Season 1
If it's closing time, young whiskey and old blondes.
If it's closing time, young whiskey and old blondes. from The Ranch - Season 1
If it's so bad here, why don't you just leave?
If it's so bad here, why don't you just leave? from The Ranch - Season 1
If that means I have to push him, so be it.
If that means I have to push him, so be it. from The Ranch - Season 1
If they don't have it, we'll go someplace else.
If they don't have it, we'll go someplace else. from The Ranch - Season 1
If we win, you get another 50.
If we win, you get another 50. from The Ranch - Season 1
If you didn't just make that team,
If you didn't just make that team, from The Ranch - Season 1
If you don't want to do the things I ask you to do...
If you don't want to do the things I ask you to do... from The Ranch - Season 1
If you leave now, Dad is not letting you back in here.
If you leave now, Dad is not letting you back in here. from The Ranch - Season 1
In these parts, you're still a big deal.
In these parts, you're still a big deal. from The Ranch - Season 1
Including me. from The Ranch - Season 1
Is that your national championship ring?
Is that your national championship ring? from The Ranch - Season 1
Is that, like, a Game of Thrones thing?
Is that, like, a Game of Thrones thing? from The Ranch - Season 1
Isn't this fantastic? from The Ranch - Season 1
It really is good seeing you again.
It really is good seeing you again. from The Ranch - Season 1
It was Colt. Yeah, Colt was talking.
It was Colt. Yeah, Colt was talking. from The Ranch - Season 1
It was in the paper. from The Ranch - Season 1
It was incredible. That calf was born still.
It was incredible. That calf was born still. from The Ranch - Season 1
It was on the ranch. from The Ranch - Season 1
It was worse than that. from The Ranch - Season 1
It's a horse. He'd drink outside in a trough.
It's a horse. He'd drink outside in a trough. from The Ranch - Season 1
It's a long shot... from The Ranch - Season 1
It's a totem pole thing. from The Ranch - Season 1
It's actually the absence of all...
It's actually the absence of all... from The Ranch - Season 1
It's all right, Colt. I wasn't counting on you anyway.
It's all right, Colt. I wasn't counting on you anyway. from The Ranch - Season 1
It's beaver hunting season.
It's beaver hunting season. from The Ranch - Season 1
It's different with me and him.
It's different with me and him. from The Ranch - Season 1
It's extra water for the cattle and irrigation.
It's extra water for the cattle and irrigation. from The Ranch - Season 1
It's hard to raise grass fed cattle when there's no grass.
It's hard to raise grass fed cattle when there's no grass. from The Ranch - Season 1
It's just Dad. I mean, you know, he gets pissed at everything.
It's just Dad. I mean, you know, he gets pissed at everything. from The Ranch - Season 1
It's like my birthday all over again.
It's like my birthday all over again. from The Ranch - Season 1
It's like the Miami Heat, except...
It's like the Miami Heat, except... from The Ranch - Season 1
It's like when you go to the fancy restaurant
It's like when you go to the fancy restaurant from The Ranch - Season 1
It's nice to see you, Abby. You too, Kenny.
It's nice to see you, Abby. You too, Kenny. from The Ranch - Season 1
It's none of your business.
It's none of your business. from The Ranch - Season 1
It's not my fault. It's that other bastard.
It's not my fault. It's that other bastard. from The Ranch - Season 1
It's okay. We didn't really hang in the same circles.
It's okay. We didn't really hang in the same circles. from The Ranch - Season 1
It's rainin'. from The Ranch - Season 1
It's ten o'clock. from The Ranch - Season 1
It's the least I could do.
It's the least I could do. from The Ranch - Season 1
It's the new Spanish teacher. So hot.
It's the new Spanish teacher. So hot. from The Ranch - Season 1
Jesus, finally. from The Ranch - Season 1
Just because. from The Ranch - Season 1
Just get the calf out of there so we can raise it and slaughter it.
Just get the calf out of there so we can raise it and slaughter it. from The Ranch - Season 1
Just like old times. from The Ranch - Season 1
Just staring at a poster of a rib eye.
Just staring at a poster of a rib eye. from The Ranch - Season 1
Just swallow your pride and take the damn money!
Just swallow your pride and take the damn money! from The Ranch - Season 1
Just swimming around, from The Ranch - Season 1
Just to see if I was okay.
Just to see if I was okay. from The Ranch - Season 1
Kenny and I are in love. from The Ranch - Season 1
Kenny is on his way to a mini fridge expo in Boulder.
Kenny is on his way to a mini fridge expo in Boulder. from The Ranch - Season 1
Kenny! Yeah! from The Ranch - Season 1
Kenny's pretty cool, actually.
Kenny's pretty cool, actually. from The Ranch - Season 1
Kinda? You up to speed on everything here?
Kinda? You up to speed on everything here? from The Ranch - Season 1
Lady next to you puts her boobies up against the glass.
Lady next to you puts her boobies up against the glass. from The Ranch - Season 1
Last time I saw that truck...
Last time I saw that truck... from The Ranch - Season 1
Last time, you lost your watch in there.
Last time, you lost your watch in there. from The Ranch - Season 1
Let me ask you something.
Let me ask you something. from The Ranch - Season 1
Let's do this. from The Ranch - Season 1
Let's go over and talk by the truck.
Let's go over and talk by the truck. from The Ranch - Season 1
Let's go. Heather... from The Ranch - Season 1
Let's not get caught up in all that kind of stuff.
Let's not get caught up in all that kind of stuff. from The Ranch - Season 1
Let's see you make little Roosters now.
Let's see you make little Roosters now. from The Ranch - Season 1
Light beer. It's the closest I could get to water.
Light beer. It's the closest I could get to water. from The Ranch - Season 1
Like I did your last girlfriend, Jenny Roberts.
Like I did your last girlfriend, Jenny Roberts. from The Ranch - Season 1
Like what? from The Ranch - Season 1
Listen, son... I'm not too old to kick your ass.
Listen, son... I'm not too old to kick your ass. from The Ranch - Season 1
Look, Colt, I'm sorry if I made tonight awkward.
Look, Colt, I'm sorry if I made tonight awkward. from The Ranch - Season 1
Look, Dad, I'm really sorry.
Look, Dad, I'm really sorry. from The Ranch - Season 1
Look, for what it's worth...
Look, for what it's worth... from The Ranch - Season 1
Look, I know it's not the big time, but the quality of play is pretty decent.
Look, I know it's not the big time, but the quality of play is pretty decent. from The Ranch - Season 1
Look, man, you're my little brother, okay?
Look, man, you're my little brother, okay? from The Ranch - Season 1
Looks like a blue Ranger, rally lights... Oh, I think that's Abby's truck.
Looks like a blue Ranger, rally lights... Oh, I think that's Abby's truck. from The Ranch - Season 1
Looks like Marcia Brady wears 'em.
Looks like Marcia Brady wears 'em. from The Ranch - Season 1
Ma, I got a tryout tomorrow. Make it a whiskey.
Ma, I got a tryout tomorrow. Make it a whiskey. from The Ranch - Season 1
Made you coffee. from The Ranch - Season 1
Man, come on, not today. from The Ranch - Season 1
Man, I'm glad you're back.
Man, I'm glad you're back. from The Ranch - Season 1
Man, it is good to have you back.
Man, it is good to have you back. from The Ranch - Season 1
Man, my Uggs. from The Ranch - Season 1
Man... things were just getting great here.
Man... things were just getting great here. from The Ranch - Season 1
Marriott's got 4,200 locations worldwide.
Marriott's got 4,200 locations worldwide. from The Ranch - Season 1
Maybe for you. Nerd. from The Ranch - Season 1
Maybe it's none of my business, but weren't you a little hard on Colt?
Maybe it's none of my business, but weren't you a little hard on Colt? from The Ranch - Season 1
Me and her were in the back of it making little Roosters.
Me and her were in the back of it making little Roosters. from The Ranch - Season 1
Me? Come on. I'm great! Yeah.
Me? Come on. I'm great! Yeah. from The Ranch - Season 1
Mom? from The Ranch - Season 1
Most folks think you need a degree, but, really, it's all about people skills.
Most folks think you need a degree, but, really, it's all about people skills. from The Ranch - Season 1
Must've been a very short man.
Must've been a very short man. from The Ranch - Season 1
My big thing was band. from The Ranch - Season 1
My work is done. from The Ranch - Season 1
Nah, I'm just kidding. from The Ranch - Season 1
Need some Tabasco, tomato juice, a stalk of celery and vodka.
Need some Tabasco, tomato juice, a stalk of celery and vodka. from The Ranch - Season 1
Never mind. from The Ranch - Season 1
Next time I get up, we're going to work.
Next time I get up, we're going to work. from The Ranch - Season 1
Next time it'll be different.
Next time it'll be different. from The Ranch - Season 1
No from The Ranch - Season 1
No punches till I get back.
No punches till I get back. from The Ranch - Season 1
No, actually, this is my boyfriend, Kenny.
No, actually, this is my boyfriend, Kenny. from The Ranch - Season 1
No, Amazon will have it here in 24 hours.
No, Amazon will have it here in 24 hours. from The Ranch - Season 1
No, I don't. from The Ranch - Season 1
No, I'm gonna go to the gun rack in the truck...
No, I'm gonna go to the gun rack in the truck... from The Ranch - Season 1
No, it wasn't! from The Ranch - Season 1
No, my point is that every relationship with your father
No, my point is that every relationship with your father from The Ranch - Season 1
No, no, no. from The Ranch - Season 1
No, no, we are real careful. We only have sex when she's pregnant.
No, no, we are real careful. We only have sex when she's pregnant. from The Ranch - Season 1
No, she's not pregnant right now.
No, she's not pregnant right now. from The Ranch - Season 1
No, thanks. from The Ranch - Season 1
No, that does not help at all!
No, that does not help at all! from The Ranch - Season 1
No, you don't understand.
No, you don't understand. from The Ranch - Season 1
No! from The Ranch - Season 1
No. from The Ranch - Season 1
No. from The Ranch - Season 1
No. I started this? I started this?
No. I started this? I started this? from The Ranch - Season 1
No. Keeping this place is killin' him.
No. Keeping this place is killin' him. from The Ranch - Season 1
No. She said, That makes me feel like a woman.
No. She said, That makes me feel like a woman. from The Ranch - Season 1
No. We'll go over to Henderson's to get one.
No. We'll go over to Henderson's to get one. from The Ranch - Season 1
Not a chance, Beau. from The Ranch - Season 1
Not even for your favorite son?
Not even for your favorite son? from The Ranch - Season 1
Not gonna happen. from The Ranch - Season 1
Nothing else, you'll sell tickets.
Nothing else, you'll sell tickets. from The Ranch - Season 1
Nothing three Vicodin and a couple of shots of whiskey can't take care of, huh?
Nothing three Vicodin and a couple of shots of whiskey can't take care of, huh? from The Ranch - Season 1
Now my back is killing me. I don't know who this Pedro guy was...
Now my back is killing me. I don't know who this Pedro guy was... from The Ranch - Season 1
Now the horse can talk? from The Ranch - Season 1
Now, below him is me, the rooster.
Now, below him is me, the rooster. from The Ranch - Season 1
Now, the three of us are like a totem pole.
Now, the three of us are like a totem pole. from The Ranch - Season 1
Of course I'm good at it.
Of course I'm good at it. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, '99... from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, actually, those are my Uggs.
Oh, actually, those are my Uggs. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, band! Yeah, cool! from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, Carla had a breech birth last night. So I had to stick my arm up her...
Oh, Carla had a breech birth last night. So I had to stick my arm up her... from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, come on. I'm just trying to help.
Oh, come on. I'm just trying to help. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, damn it. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, damn, Carla. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, early. Tryout's at 2:00.
Oh, early. Tryout's at 2:00. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, God. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, good. I was wondering what's wrong with us.
Oh, good. I was wondering what's wrong with us. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, he's good. Told me to tell you to shut the hell up.
Oh, he's good. Told me to tell you to shut the hell up. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, hey, Colt. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, hey, hang on. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, I did. I came in there and turned it off for you.
Oh, I did. I came in there and turned it off for you. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, I don't know. Like me?
Oh, I don't know. Like me? from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, I slept fine, thanks. How about you?
Oh, I slept fine, thanks. How about you? from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, if it helps, we weren't facing each other.
Oh, if it helps, we weren't facing each other. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, man, am I full. I should not have eaten that second steak.
Oh, man, am I full. I should not have eaten that second steak. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, man. Whoa! from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, my God! from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, no. That was a playoff beard.
Oh, no. That was a playoff beard. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, no. You do it. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, really? from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, so there's absolutely no way that I'm right?
Oh, so there's absolutely no way that I'm right? from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, sorry, your dad's asleep?
Oh, sorry, your dad's asleep? from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, sure, you know how old he is.
Oh, sure, you know how old he is. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, thanks. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, that's Dad's hammer. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, that's right, from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, uh, sweetie, before I forget, I, uh...
Oh, uh, sweetie, before I forget, I, uh... from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, uh, the games aren't on Sunday.
Oh, uh, the games aren't on Sunday. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, uh... okay. Are you sure?
Oh, uh... okay. Are you sure? from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, well, you should try warm milk.
Oh, well, you should try warm milk. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, yeah, good, just the two of us.
Oh, yeah, good, just the two of us. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, yeah, I also brought a couple guns.
Oh, yeah, I also brought a couple guns. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, yeah, that's a... that's a great idea.
Oh, yeah, that's a... that's a great idea. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, yes, please. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh, you got it? Well then start pulling!
Oh, you got it? Well then start pulling! from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh. Yeah. Boyfriend. Nice.
Oh. Yeah. Boyfriend. Nice. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh... I don't know. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh... nice. Ham and Swiss.
Oh... nice. Ham and Swiss. from The Ranch - Season 1
Oh... wait. He's not gonna lose this place, is he?
Oh... wait. He's not gonna lose this place, is he? from The Ranch - Season 1
Okay. from The Ranch - Season 1
Okay. I was gonna say selfish but...
Okay. I was gonna say selfish but... from The Ranch - Season 1
Old whiskey and young blondes.
Old whiskey and young blondes. from The Ranch - Season 1
Once you're on that team, I'll make the drive every Sunday.
Once you're on that team, I'll make the drive every Sunday. from The Ranch - Season 1
One more thing. from The Ranch - Season 1
One of the cow's water just broke and she's calling your name.
One of the cow's water just broke and she's calling your name. from The Ranch - Season 1
One time, Fourth of July, both drunk, back of the truck, boots on, sex.
One time, Fourth of July, both drunk, back of the truck, boots on, sex. from The Ranch - Season 1
Only reason this whole thing blew up?
Only reason this whole thing blew up? from The Ranch - Season 1
Or am I? from The Ranch - Season 1
Or tea. from The Ranch - Season 1
Or the gun rack next to the fridge, or the gun rack in the bathroom,
Or the gun rack next to the fridge, or the gun rack in the bathroom, from The Ranch - Season 1
Or the second gun rack in the bathroom.
Or the second gun rack in the bathroom. from The Ranch - Season 1
Our cows were all over town.
Our cows were all over town. from The Ranch - Season 1
Perfect. from The Ranch - Season 1
Phew! I just had me one of them pees that's better than sex.
Phew! I just had me one of them pees that's better than sex. from The Ranch - Season 1
Playing chess and talking French?
Playing chess and talking French? from The Ranch - Season 1
Plus, I got to hear Dad make fun of your nap for dessert. So...
Plus, I got to hear Dad make fun of your nap for dessert. So... from The Ranch - Season 1
Plus, when I sit on the porch and drink alone, I'm an alcoholic,
Plus, when I sit on the porch and drink alone, I'm an alcoholic, from The Ranch - Season 1
Pregnant Linda! from The Ranch - Season 1
Pushed him right out the door.
Pushed him right out the door. from The Ranch - Season 1
Put your clothes on, I need a hand.
Put your clothes on, I need a hand. from The Ranch - Season 1
Really? from The Ranch - Season 1
Remember how he reacted when Obama got elected?
Remember how he reacted when Obama got elected? from The Ranch - Season 1
Remember last night, from The Ranch - Season 1
Right, you have four of those, you won't care how your arm smells.
Right, you have four of those, you won't care how your arm smells. from The Ranch - Season 1
Right, you're dead certain you're right and won't listen to reason.
Right, you're dead certain you're right and won't listen to reason. from The Ranch - Season 1
Right? from The Ranch - Season 1
Right. from The Ranch - Season 1
Right. from The Ranch - Season 1
Rooster was chasing after me yelling, That's my truck!
Rooster was chasing after me yelling, That's my truck! from The Ranch - Season 1
Rooster, go grab a pen and draw that dick on your brother's head.
Rooster, go grab a pen and draw that dick on your brother's head. from The Ranch - Season 1
Rooster, we are the proud parents of a beautiful 85 pound boy.
Rooster, we are the proud parents of a beautiful 85 pound boy. from The Ranch - Season 1
Rooster, you home? from The Ranch - Season 1
Said you were done with football.
Said you were done with football. from The Ranch - Season 1
Same old Colt, from The Ranch - Season 1
Screw you, Al Gore! from The Ranch - Season 1
Screw you. from The Ranch - Season 1
See if that storm knocked any limbs down.
See if that storm knocked any limbs down. from The Ranch - Season 1
See ya later, Beave. from The Ranch - Season 1
See you at lunch. from The Ranch - Season 1
See? That's what's wrong with your generation.
See? That's what's wrong with your generation. from The Ranch - Season 1
Seriously? I can't even shut a truck door right?
Seriously? I can't even shut a truck door right? from The Ranch - Season 1
Sex ed? from The Ranch - Season 1
She saved a horse and rode a cowboy.
She saved a horse and rode a cowboy. from The Ranch - Season 1
She's 22! from The Ranch - Season 1
She's a fine woman. from The Ranch - Season 1
She's good. She says, Hey.
She's good. She says, Hey. from The Ranch - Season 1
She's, like, 50, but looks at least diez aΓ±os younger.
She's, like, 50, but looks at least diez aΓ±os younger. from The Ranch - Season 1
Shoot, you know what? I just realized I got my old man's truck,
Shoot, you know what? I just realized I got my old man's truck, from The Ranch - Season 1
Shut up. from The Ranch - Season 1
Sit and talk for a while.
Sit and talk for a while. from The Ranch - Season 1
So all I want to hear from now on is silence.
So all I want to hear from now on is silence. from The Ranch - Season 1
So half the population of China can pay their bills with it, too?
So half the population of China can pay their bills with it, too? from The Ranch - Season 1
So how about you? What are you up to?
So how about you? What are you up to? from The Ranch - Season 1
So I gotta get it back before it gets too late.
So I gotta get it back before it gets too late. from The Ranch - Season 1
So I, uh, decided it was time to be MVP of life and not just football.
So I, uh, decided it was time to be MVP of life and not just football. from The Ranch - Season 1
So if you want to start in the middle of the night, keep making noise.
So if you want to start in the middle of the night, keep making noise. from The Ranch - Season 1
So just to be clear, from The Ranch - Season 1
So that'd make you born in '93
So that'd make you born in '93 from The Ranch - Season 1
So we agree. from The Ranch - Season 1
So you felt like you were stuck?
So you felt like you were stuck? from The Ranch - Season 1
So, come on. from The Ranch - Season 1
So, here we are! from The Ranch - Season 1
So, I'm taking a piss in The Great One's mouth.
So, I'm taking a piss in The Great One's mouth. from The Ranch - Season 1
So, is it true? You in trouble?
So, is it true? You in trouble? from The Ranch - Season 1
So, uh, 17? from The Ranch - Season 1
So, what, do you guys just hang out together,
So, what, do you guys just hang out together, from The Ranch - Season 1
So, what're you saying? Dad's always been a jackass?
So, what're you saying? Dad's always been a jackass? from The Ranch - Season 1
So... from The Ranch - Season 1
So... from The Ranch - Season 1
So... so, maybe I'm the good luck charm this family needs.
So... so, maybe I'm the good luck charm this family needs. from The Ranch - Season 1
Soap and water won't do it.
Soap and water won't do it. from The Ranch - Season 1
Sold my championship ring.
Sold my championship ring. from The Ranch - Season 1
Some things never change.
Some things never change. from The Ranch - Season 1
Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed. from The Ranch - Season 1
Sorry. from The Ranch - Season 1
Sorry. from The Ranch - Season 1
Sorry... from The Ranch - Season 1
Spoiled? Selfish? Irresponsible? Kind of a wuss?
Spoiled? Selfish? Irresponsible? Kind of a wuss? from The Ranch - Season 1
Standing at a bar with a bottle of whiskey in your hand.
Standing at a bar with a bottle of whiskey in your hand. from The Ranch - Season 1
Standing right here, Dad.
Standing right here, Dad. from The Ranch - Season 1
Still full of shit, huh? from The Ranch - Season 1
Strap on those Uggs and try out for cheerleader.
Strap on those Uggs and try out for cheerleader. from The Ranch - Season 1
Stupid question. from The Ranch - Season 1
Sunday's reserved for the high school girls' lacrosse team.
Sunday's reserved for the high school girls' lacrosse team. from The Ranch - Season 1
Sweetheart is always in reference to him?
Sweetheart is always in reference to him? from The Ranch - Season 1
Talking, having fun. from The Ranch - Season 1
Tell her to shut the hell up, too.
Tell her to shut the hell up, too. from The Ranch - Season 1
Tell your mom Beau says Hey back.
Tell your mom Beau says Hey back. from The Ranch - Season 1
Thank you, I know what I'm doing.
Thank you, I know what I'm doing. from The Ranch - Season 1
Thank you. from The Ranch - Season 1
Thank you. from The Ranch - Season 1
Thanks from The Ranch - Season 1
Thanks, Mom, I'm not a kid anymore.
Thanks, Mom, I'm not a kid anymore. from The Ranch - Season 1
Thanks. from The Ranch - Season 1
Thanks. from The Ranch - Season 1
That ain't God, Dad, that's global warming.
That ain't God, Dad, that's global warming. from The Ranch - Season 1
That had any smarts or talent.
That had any smarts or talent. from The Ranch - Season 1
That is absolutely not true.
That is absolutely not true. from The Ranch - Season 1
That kid's in juvie now from The Ranch - Season 1
That the rain did not arrive until I did.
That the rain did not arrive until I did. from The Ranch - Season 1
That was awesome! from The Ranch - Season 1
That was awesome. from The Ranch - Season 1
That would imply that I slept.
That would imply that I slept. from The Ranch - Season 1
That you might not be right about everything?
That you might not be right about everything? from The Ranch - Season 1
That's a bloody Mary. from The Ranch - Season 1
That's a great idea. from The Ranch - Season 1
That's a great question, Colt. I, um...
That's a great question, Colt. I, um... from The Ranch - Season 1
That's a stupid haircut. from The Ranch - Season 1
That's Australian for boots.
That's Australian for boots. from The Ranch - Season 1
That's cute. from The Ranch - Season 1
That's enough. from The Ranch - Season 1
That's like the Battle of Hastings without the death of King Edward.
That's like the Battle of Hastings without the death of King Edward. from The Ranch - Season 1
That's none of your damn business.
That's none of your damn business. from The Ranch - Season 1
That's not gonna work. from The Ranch - Season 1
That's not the answer I was expecting.
That's not the answer I was expecting. from The Ranch - Season 1
That's not the point. The mascot's job is to support the team.
That's not the point. The mascot's job is to support the team. from The Ranch - Season 1
That's the attitude. from The Ranch - Season 1
That's why the owner lives in her own Airstream now.
That's why the owner lives in her own Airstream now. from The Ranch - Season 1
That's your three concussions talking.
That's your three concussions talking. from The Ranch - Season 1
That's, like, four beans and a ham bone
That's, like, four beans and a ham bone from The Ranch - Season 1
That's... No more awkwardness.
That's... No more awkwardness. from The Ranch - Season 1
The Bennetts. from The Ranch - Season 1
The guy you called the next Johnny Cash.
The guy you called the next Johnny Cash. from The Ranch - Season 1
The horse walks up to the bartender and says,
The horse walks up to the bartender and says, from The Ranch - Season 1
The key word in hospitality management is hospitality.
The key word in hospitality management is hospitality. from The Ranch - Season 1
The Marriott? from The Ranch - Season 1
The meat's gone? from The Ranch - Season 1
The meat's gone. from The Ranch - Season 1
The owner's kind of a pain in my ass.
The owner's kind of a pain in my ass. from The Ranch - Season 1
The two by fours, four by fours, two by sixes...
The two by fours, four by fours, two by sixes... from The Ranch - Season 1
Then I don't need you on this ranch.
Then I don't need you on this ranch. from The Ranch - Season 1
Then stay! from The Ranch - Season 1
Then yes, I am. from The Ranch - Season 1
Then you snuck out of here in the middle of the night.
Then you snuck out of here in the middle of the night. from The Ranch - Season 1
There hasn't been a decent rain around here in over a year.
There hasn't been a decent rain around here in over a year. from The Ranch - Season 1
There he is. Kenneth Ballard.
There he is. Kenneth Ballard. from The Ranch - Season 1
There is no way you'd be this calm right now.
There is no way you'd be this calm right now. from The Ranch - Season 1
There we go. There we go.
There we go. There we go. from The Ranch - Season 1
There's a baked potato and half a scoop of beans there.
There's a baked potato and half a scoop of beans there. from The Ranch - Season 1
They ought to put that on your tombstone.
They ought to put that on your tombstone. from The Ranch - Season 1
They'd never know how fucked up we really were.
They'd never know how fucked up we really were. from The Ranch - Season 1
They're boots. from The Ranch - Season 1
They're both cute. from The Ranch - Season 1
They're ladies' shoes. from The Ranch - Season 1
They're real surprised, but then they get over it.
They're real surprised, but then they get over it. from The Ranch - Season 1
They're Uggs. from The Ranch - Season 1
Things have been going good.
Things have been going good. from The Ranch - Season 1
Think you can make it through a whole season?
Think you can make it through a whole season? from The Ranch - Season 1
Thinking of this money pit we call a ranch.
Thinking of this money pit we call a ranch. from The Ranch - Season 1
Third period! It's... Biology?
Third period! It's... Biology? from The Ranch - Season 1
This is the worst year that anybody can remember.
This is the worst year that anybody can remember. from The Ranch - Season 1
This one does. from The Ranch - Season 1
This one for eatin', whistlin' and shakin' hands.
This one for eatin', whistlin' and shakin' hands. from The Ranch - Season 1
This one... is for pregnant cows and constipated horses.
This one... is for pregnant cows and constipated horses. from The Ranch - Season 1
This place isn't yours to save.
This place isn't yours to save. from The Ranch - Season 1
This time it's a girl. What's it gonna be next time?
This time it's a girl. What's it gonna be next time? from The Ranch - Season 1
This was a bad idea. from The Ranch - Season 1
Those are not boots. from The Ranch - Season 1
To build the dam to keep the water out.
To build the dam to keep the water out. from The Ranch - Season 1
To encourage me instead of riding me all the time?
To encourage me instead of riding me all the time? from The Ranch - Season 1
To get a drink. from The Ranch - Season 1
To see what this guy looked like.
To see what this guy looked like. from The Ranch - Season 1
To sell books to Californians.
To sell books to Californians. from The Ranch - Season 1
Tom Brady wears 'em. from The Ranch - Season 1
Took your brother's truck.
Took your brother's truck. from The Ranch - Season 1
Top notch bowler. from The Ranch - Season 1
Two hundred and fifty a game. You start, it's a bonus of 50.
Two hundred and fifty a game. You start, it's a bonus of 50. from The Ranch - Season 1
Uh, 34 is still young to be a quarterback.
Uh, 34 is still young to be a quarterback. from The Ranch - Season 1
Uh, actually... I got another idea.
Uh, actually... I got another idea. from The Ranch - Season 1
Uh, Dad, we could use that money.
Uh, Dad, we could use that money. from The Ranch - Season 1
Uh, I can, uh, get you the family discount, Cousin Colt.
Uh, I can, uh, get you the family discount, Cousin Colt. from The Ranch - Season 1
Uh, I got to be honest, that is...
Uh, I got to be honest, that is... from The Ranch - Season 1
Uh, look, I don't mind mucking stalls or carrying wood or riding fence,
Uh, look, I don't mind mucking stalls or carrying wood or riding fence, from The Ranch - Season 1
Uh, no I didn't. from The Ranch - Season 1
Uh, semi pro. Yeah, I was playing for the Saskatoon Cold.
Uh, semi pro. Yeah, I was playing for the Saskatoon Cold. from The Ranch - Season 1
Uh, that was high school.
Uh, that was high school. from The Ranch - Season 1
Uh, the backup to the backup quarterback.
Uh, the backup to the backup quarterback. from The Ranch - Season 1
Um... from The Ranch - Season 1
Unless I don't like the guy, and then I use this one.
Unless I don't like the guy, and then I use this one. from The Ranch - Season 1
Unless you got any more ideas, I got bills to pay.
Unless you got any more ideas, I got bills to pay. from The Ranch - Season 1
Unless, of course, you want to?
Unless, of course, you want to? from The Ranch - Season 1
Wait, he yelled at me? from The Ranch - Season 1
Wait, is that Cute Linda or Pregnant Linda?
Wait, is that Cute Linda or Pregnant Linda? from The Ranch - Season 1
Wait. Backup? But you were the best ever.
Wait. Backup? But you were the best ever. from The Ranch - Season 1
Wait. So, it's just him and Rooster?
Wait. So, it's just him and Rooster? from The Ranch - Season 1
Wait. You just said something nice to him.
Wait. You just said something nice to him. from The Ranch - Season 1
Waking a grown man from his nap isn't one of them.
Waking a grown man from his nap isn't one of them. from The Ranch - Season 1
Wanna do a little more bonding?
Wanna do a little more bonding? from The Ranch - Season 1
Want me to go inside and get your belt?
Want me to go inside and get your belt? from The Ranch - Season 1
Was when I learned how to walk.
Was when I learned how to walk. from The Ranch - Season 1
Wasting my time. from The Ranch - Season 1
Water? from The Ranch - Season 1
We all sacrificed so you had a chance to succeed.
We all sacrificed so you had a chance to succeed. from The Ranch - Season 1
We also heard you got arrested
We also heard you got arrested from The Ranch - Season 1
We can have Colt ride the fence on the north side,
We can have Colt ride the fence on the north side, from The Ranch - Season 1
We could run a drain pipe down to a cistern, catch the run off.
We could run a drain pipe down to a cistern, catch the run off. from The Ranch - Season 1
We dated all through high school. That was, like, four years.
We dated all through high school. That was, like, four years. from The Ranch - Season 1
We eat dinner at 6:00. from The Ranch - Season 1
We got a lot of work to do.
We got a lot of work to do. from The Ranch - Season 1
We gotta keep it down unless you wanna clean up stalls tonight.
We gotta keep it down unless you wanna clean up stalls tonight. from The Ranch - Season 1
We had our first date in this truck.
We had our first date in this truck. from The Ranch - Season 1
We had our first date in this truck.
We had our first date in this truck. from The Ranch - Season 1
We were all supposed to go to dinner but you guys just fought the whole time.
We were all supposed to go to dinner but you guys just fought the whole time. from The Ranch - Season 1
We worked all day, had dinner, promptly at 6:00.
We worked all day, had dinner, promptly at 6:00. from The Ranch - Season 1
We'll get the paper and the shingles on in the morning.
We'll get the paper and the shingles on in the morning. from The Ranch - Season 1
We've got a country full of people with their hand out.
We've got a country full of people with their hand out. from The Ranch - Season 1
Well, guess what, he's tough on me, too.
Well, guess what, he's tough on me, too. from The Ranch - Season 1
Well, I could have, but this way I got two steaks for dinner.
Well, I could have, but this way I got two steaks for dinner. from The Ranch - Season 1
Well, I know what I'm doing!
Well, I know what I'm doing! from The Ranch - Season 1
Well, I still love you, sweetheart.
Well, I still love you, sweetheart. from The Ranch - Season 1
Well, I was gonna say the first drive in movie.
Well, I was gonna say the first drive in movie. from The Ranch - Season 1
Well, I'm teaching history over at Garrison.
Well, I'm teaching history over at Garrison. from The Ranch - Season 1
Well, it ain't gonna be here 'cause you're about to lose this place
Well, it ain't gonna be here 'cause you're about to lose this place from The Ranch - Season 1
Well, it worked. He's up.
Well, it worked. He's up. from The Ranch - Season 1
Well, it's a start. from The Ranch - Season 1
Well, it's also possible you're not peeing right.
Well, it's also possible you're not peeing right. from The Ranch - Season 1
Well, it's not like I went and dug my yearbook up
Well, it's not like I went and dug my yearbook up from The Ranch - Season 1
Well, Kenny is the manager of the Courtyard by Marriott in Telluride.
Well, Kenny is the manager of the Courtyard by Marriott in Telluride. from The Ranch - Season 1
Well, next time it'll be different.
Well, next time it'll be different. from The Ranch - Season 1
Well, no one said working with him was gonna be easy.
Well, no one said working with him was gonna be easy. from The Ranch - Season 1
Well, obviously not. from The Ranch - Season 1
Well, speaking of women who don't like being cheated on,
Well, speaking of women who don't like being cheated on, from The Ranch - Season 1
Well, that mouthy penguin had it coming.
Well, that mouthy penguin had it coming. from The Ranch - Season 1
Well, that's good, right? It means you still care.
Well, that's good, right? It means you still care. from The Ranch - Season 1
Well, that's not true. from The Ranch - Season 1
Well, then come with me from The Ranch - Season 1