Frasier - Season 1 Edit

A buddy of mine is running the Widows and Orphans Fund benefit,

A capital idea. We'll join you and give these kids

A car backfired and half of them wet their gowns.

A creative approach, but hardly a long term solution.

A Frenchman who lived in a self contained underground ecopod.

A funny thing happened the other day. One of my patients had a Freudian slip.

A good health care provider is up with the cock.

A home? He's still a young man.

A Hugo Boss tie.

A lesser critic would have wasted our time

A Lichtenstein? He sounds perfect.

A little treat for Dad. Some Devonshire clotted cream.

A man doesn't just turn and run.

A manic depressive and the rest feel their lives are going nowhere.

A model! How wonderful! For you...

A nice big Band Aid! Nice try.

A painful, gut wrenching experience.

A ponytail and a T shirt under his coat?

A ponytail and a T shirt under his coat?

A pre eminent neo fauvist and you put her on hold!

A remarkable man. 30 years on the police force.

A Rent a car, thanks to my brother.

A very romantic dinner. Thanks, Elaine.

A well dressed man. He's wearing wing tips and a trench coat.

A woman with bad breath was licking my face.

About a horse driven sleigh ride and a balloon trip.

About living life for the little joys and surprises it can give us.

About two months ago

Absolutely.

Absolutely. We've been just horrid.

According to this, there was a three week period

Actually, I do most of my shopping by phone.

Actually, Maris and l had our rehearsal dinner here.

Actually, that rumour about someone being let go: it's true.

Actually, this is quite stimulating in a lower depths way.

Actually, yes, but don't worry. I'm frequently wrong

Actually, you're onto something there, Dad. Yeah...

After a few drinks, she gets amorous and won't take no for an answer.

After all I've done for this station!

After school only "Patches" didn't show up.

After the Christmas party, I poured a colleague into a cab,

After you met with Dad the other night,

Agreed, but they went on and had a very happy life together.

Agreed?

Ah, Dr Crane, you're home.

Ah, Italia!

Ah, no, I mean just those of you who are calling in!

Ah, seems I got you going there, OK! All right, then.

Ah, well, lucky everything.

Ah, yes. There are a million stories in the naked city.

Ah!

Ah! Look who just crawled in: Dr Frasier Crane.

Ah. There's one sure way to get the truth.

Ah...

Alan in Accounting got it from Stephen in Promotions,

All I got was a cheap glass of wine. Loire Valley, my ass.

All it was was "Notre Dame, Notre Dame, Notre Dame."

All kids start out cute, then somewhere along the way,

All Lupe wanted was to be remembered.

All of a sudden, something flew up in my eye.

All right, but she might as well be.

All right, but stop shadowing me! I don't need a nursemaid!

All right, Dad. Why don't you see my doctor?

All right, Frasier. Just give me the brick and no one will get hurt.

All right, he was driving it.

All right, I had to tell him something.

All right, I'll do it.

All right, if that's the way you want it, you leave me no recourse.

All right, just give me your word.

All right, my deal. Dollar ante to start. Five card draw.

All right, you go claim the washing machines. I'll go get the laundry.

All right, you've had your fun. Show is over. Go back to your homes.

All right!

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. I'll tell you something about myself that you don't know.

All right. Listen carefully to what I say. Your problem...

All right. Look at this.

All she wanted was to be remembered. Will you ever forget that story?

All they're getting is a gourmet meal

All you have to do to win is run those last five balls.

Almost everybody's having the Christmas platter.

Almost nine.

Almost stereotypical of a man who spent his entire life behind bars.

Already? I thought it was going well.

Also included is our garlic cheese bread.

Am I some sort of canine enigma?

Amen.

Amidst a great gaping silence?

Among other things.

An amusing play on words! A regular George S Kaufman.

An old case from the police force, the weeping lotus murder.

And "The Sunday Times" is very heavy.

And a batch of Grammy Moon's famous sticky buns.

And a credit to the psychiatric profession.

And actually lived happily ever after.

And BANG, he drops dead of a heart attack

And brew you a nice pot of tea?

And close that barn door. We got a lady in the house now.

And Coach Medwick just stood there going... Whatever that means

And considering my track record lately, I'd expect your support.

And didn't that just dress it up.

And enjoy your African erotic art.

And every time I do, I'm uplifted by its beauty

And everything. When was the last time you had an unexpressed thought?

And fall asleep drooling on the couch.

And fashionably late, of course!

And for highlighting it in yellow.

And have come to the incontrovertible conclusion

And he cheats on his wife.

And he did. And he does.

And he needs some local celebrities for his bachelor auction.

And here, you can still see the edges of a dress and a handbag and sandals.

And how do you repay me?

And how's work?

And I don't know if I'll ever get the chance to see you again...

And I don't want it cooked, just lightly seared.

And I had to cut him out of his pantyhose.

And I just can't understand how someone like Gary,

And I know where you live, and I'll track you down!

And I left rather abruptly.

And I never understood it during my formative years,

And I notice the garbage man looking at me

And I was repeating it to someone, he heard me. That's why he told you.

And I'm calling to inquire about your minimum dress code.

And I'm Frasier Crane... The lo ove doctor.

And I'm left holding the bag, literally and figuratively.

And I'm not stopping till I do.

And I've often condemned him for it.

And if you can't commit, it's best for both of you to break it off.

And if you feel the same, I hope you'll find it in your heart

And if you're having problems with your mother, I'd be glad to listen.

And imagines how beautiful she'll look on tomorrow's front page.

And it takes forever to fill out the name tags.

And it was going to be hot.

And let me remind you once more that our topic today is intrusion...

And looked up my entries from our last summer together at the lake.

And maybe save a small forest.

And my social life consisted of hanging around a bar every night.

And no more of this "Dr and Mrs Crane" formality.

And nobody liked these more than Grammy.

And none of us could contain our laughter.

And now my father and his dog are living with me.

And PBS has a documentary on the swing bands of the '30s and '40s.

And pecked out this chef d'Å"uvre,

And place them on the objects you would like bequeathed to you

And pretending to lose the key

And probably end up spitting out my teeth like Chiclets

And quick release suspenders.

And rip your smelly old sneakers out of a homeless man's hands.

And said they can't get over why someone died?

And said, "Hey, let's turn it into a restaurant!"

And says he can't because he has a fear of touching anything sticky.

And she only talks about herself.

And she told me that this painting was not her work.

And she was supposed to look after my daughter.

And she's just collapsed in tears. She's sobbing uncontrollably.

And show you why it's the best engineered chair in the world!

And something about you tells me I'd like to.

And start with the hors d'Å"uvres.

And stuffs her into a bowling bag.

And take me out behind the woodshed?

And thanks to radio boy here, most of Seattle agrees with me.

And the crotch of my pantyhose is creeping down to my knees.

And the others: go out and treat yourself to something special.

And then burning up the court on Sundays?

And then someone who takes care of himself can die at 41.

And then they don't even show up.

And these incredible buns of steel. Feel them, Doc. C'mon, feel them!

And they had Father Mike filling in. I hate that!

And this beautiful pair of sneakers flew off a car and landed on my feet.

And three is such an awkward number, you know, at a...at a dinner.

And thus my son is, which makes me sort of, well... No, I'm not *******.

And what in God's name is pulping?

And whatever the consequences to me, I'm willing to accept it.

And won't that be nice?

And you are..?

And you didn't jump, huh?

And you kept referring to Jerry, with the identity crisis, as "Jeff".

And you know as well as I do, history is full of sexy limpers.

And you know what we do when we get a house call from the doctor.

And you stopped me.

And you thought I was going to embarrass you.

And you?

And you'll be a stronger person for it. Do you follow me?

And you're going down hard.

And, if we're lucky, it'll be one day soon.

Any chance of getting a table for four on Saturday, at, say, 8:00?

Any doubts, check with a fellow in Manchester named Nigel Tavers.

Any good?

Anything else I can do?

Anything else?

Anyway, my point is,

Anyway, tell your father I stopped by. I felt so silly crying the other night.

Apparently about as much as you do.

Apparently not!

Apparently, Mr Mann heard your programme.

Apparently, you're the only one who missed it.

Are you implying you want to fight me?

Are you taking separate elevators again?

Aren't you a little hothouse orchid?

Aren't you forgetting something? Shouldn't we talk about this in private?

Arlene? Bob Brisco's about to jump into the office... Oh, he did?

As a man with normal sexual urges.

As God is my judge, I swear Mrs Presley Bismuth

As I peered out through the darkness,

As I was leaving, Dad decided to cook lunch by the glow of a small kitchen fire.

As in "Gee, what a lovely burden"?

As long as your conscience is clear. Mine wouldn't be.

As Marianne rushes to the guest room with a bucket of ice water,

As Pam belly crawls across her living room...

As some of you may know, yesterday,

As we head into our second hour, I'd like to lighten things up a bit.

As we speak, I'm wearing oversized polka dot boxers

As you can see from my résumé.

As your brother and as your friend, why are you doing this?

As your brother, as a therapist, I think you have to let this go.

Ask me what?

Ask yourself, have you tried to sit down talk to him? I mean really talk to him?

At least he went quick.

At least I didn't get spontaneous nosebleeds.

At the cabin, there's an old stump that the local children enjoy kicking.

At the end of the evening, he tendered his resignation.

At the meeting, I convinced my fellow psychiatrists to play a prank on him

At the Topaz Room. It sounded harmless.

Attempt to get Bulldog his job back

Aunt Vivienne said she looked like a knackwurst tied in the middle.

B A T H.

Back after this.

Bad news?

Barry, I've got to put you on hold

Be patient. You don't want to drag your leg behind you like a dead branch.

Be right on it.

Bearing in mind the slightest error either way, and it's ruined.

Because as he put it, "Women don't like a spare tyre on a man."

Because I feel fine. And I don't like Dr Jennings.

Because I have one.

Because I was so humiliated.

Because someone hasn't been smelling so fresh lately.

Because someone is long overdue for a tub.

Believe me, I've checked.

Belt up, both of you!

Besides, I got Mom's small features while you got Dad's chunky thighs

Better get going.

Better known as the Mouth.

Between the trees I saw Dad and Mrs Lawlor in each other's arms.

Big talk from a Volvo.

Bonnie "The Auto Lady" Weems?

Bonnie drinks more than she should at these parties,

Bonnie Weems is kind of an office legend.

Borrow a page from my book: move to a new city. A new state.

Boy, I can really pick 'em, can't l?

Boys, please, don't fight! Are you forgetting what day it is?

Brace yourself.

Bring back a suitcase full of memories. Will you do that?

Bring the darling in.

Bulldog called. He wants you to take his slot on Christmas.

Bulldog has devoted 15 years to radio

Bulldog meant big numbers to us. We need him back.

Bulldog tendered his resignation.

Bulldog, how long have you been...?

Bulldog, I already told you that...

Bulldog, my son Frederick is flying in to spend the holidays with me.

Bulldog? Oh, what a shame.

Burial... Casket... Caterers?

But after a while became quite hungry.

But Christmas...

But don't tell anybody. I was sworn to secrecy

But he complained about his salary.

But he was French there's no explaining their taste.

But he's always struck me as a really interesting guy.

But her face... It's so sad!

But I always respected his integrity.

But I certainly do enjoy it.

But I did expect lots of beige. And look, I was right.

But I didn't mind, really. Gave me a chance to listen to your show.

But I don't have one.

But I don't think it goes with anything here.

But I gave him a little okey doke!

But I go out, get him a telescope and it kindles this romance.

But I have an extensive background in home care and physical therapy,

But I just couldn't get over it.

But I really didn't think it was going to happen.

But I remember a lot of laughing, dancing.

But I suppose the best we can do

But I thought we had a date.

But I took the liberty of checking out a few convalescent homes for him.

But I warn you, in this town, we don't settle our differences with street fights.

But I was watching you

But I'm having a jolly time unless it's the champagne getting to me.

But I'm in the middle of an exciting chapter.

But I'm sure that soon we'll all be getting along swimmingly.

But I've been around long enough to know that people get fired.

But I've grown comfortable with this part of myself

But if he thinks he can hide behind his paper like a school child behind a tree,

But if I bribe him with sweets...

But if it's any consolation, in time, your father and I forgave them.

But if you don't, it'll look stupid!

But if you throw that brick,

But if you wouldn't mind, could you just let me read my book?

But in this case, it's not people one of our parents had an affair.

But isn't there something else here?

But it's a chore to get him to do his exercises.

But it's the only thing left for me!

But just a tiny tear in the tiniest artery, and poof you're gone.

But look how nice you look for me?!

But lucky for you, we still have Marco on line two.

But my family is getting together after five years.

But no amount of liquor would make me sleep with that porker!

But not a mauve. Something in between,

But now that I know a bit more about you,

But on the rainy days I was there for you.

But promise me one thing. Don't sit here and get more depressed.

But she's taken to her bed again. I still have no idea how tall she is.

But speaking of autographs, I have a problem with this painting.

But that suit!

But the day will come when you will have the last laugh.

But then, my eyes are tearing up.

But there is one little thing,

But there was still one rawhide chew toy out there for the Bulldog.

But they always land on their feet. I've counselled a few people like you.

But we're not a Jackie Collins novel. It's ridiculous.

But whatever questions I do ask you must answer truthfully.

But why is your father twitching?

But you be the judge. Oh, hello, Dr Crane.

But you could be nicer to the waitress.

But you know what? It's all one big clarinet lesson.

But you mother liked a ball game too. She'd even have a hot dog.

But you're not alone.

But you're not mourning the loss of your boyfriend.

But, hey. You're OK. You won't be alone tonight.

But, no, not our Mr Mann.

But, you see, you've proved my point. I'm not the least bit queasy, I'm fine.

By a cab driver with a ponytail scraping gum off the seat.

By presenting a well thought out, point by point,

By ten, my writing had gotten tighter.

Bye.

Can I get you, uh... a soft drink?

Can I use your phone?

Can we get in? I've been trying for months.

Can we go back for a second?

Can you hold on a minute?

Can you tell me that your advice to Marco

Can't be with my son, had an argument over something stupid with my father.

Can't have my coffee. Can't have my breakfast

Careful! That's a Wassily!

Casing the joint! She spent two years with Mother Teresa.

Catherine is mine now. I'm in and Marco's out

Chalk it up to random violence.

Champagne?

Child development is not my thing. My specialty is adult relations.

Chilli peppers?

Chopper Dave? Ray the "Greengrocer"?

Christmas, that very magical time of the year

Chuck, I'm sorry I offended you.

Claire, you are in mourning.

Close enough.

Coffee's made and I took the liberty of doing a shop.

Come on, Eddie, it's past your dinner time.

Come on, Eddie.

Come on, Elaine.

Come on, Frasier, hit him first!

Come on, I'm a little out of practice!

Come on, let's finish decorating the tree.

Come on. There's a gin and tonic out there with my name on it.

Come on. There's a lull at the salad bar.

Constructive critique of this show.

Cops have an instinct. Mine tells me this case can be cracked.

Corndog dipped in curare?

Cos this is the first night I've been out in a year.

Could be.

Could be.

Could I see the other side of that one?

Could it be?

Could you coax this back to life? It's Maris's favourite.

Couldn't you have met Billy after the clarinet lesson?

Crane. Frasier... Doctor.

Crawling around the room meowing

Cut the speech. We all know why I'm here.

D'go y'gou sp'geak g'g speak'g?

D'go y'gou sp'geak g'g speak'g?

Dad, all I ever have is a bran muffin and a touch of yoghurt.

Dad, come and sit down, please.

Dad, Dad, Dad. Dr Newman is dead. He died an hour ago.

Dad, Daphne!

Dad, did you see me? My hands are trembling.

Dad, have you mentioned Eddie yet?

Dad, I can't read my paper. Eddie's staring at me.

Dad, I don't want to use those this year. I picked up these yesterday.

Dad, I'm sure this piece is dear to you,

Dad, if you're worried that you talked me into something

Dad, it's for you.

Dad, let's go into Roz's booth. You can touch anything in there.

Dad, Niles and I and Maris would like you to join us for dinner

Dad, Niles, put your names on these stickers

Dad, please, shh. I'm trying to listen to my heartbeat.

Dad, welcome to your new home.

Dad, what's happened to your suit?

Dad, you come in here. OK, back off! Just give us some time! Please!

Dad, you mind? I've had the most humiliating evening.

Dad, you still have your billy club?

Dad! They're laughing at me

Dad?

Dad...

Dad...

Dad... Listen. I don't want to offend.

Dad's old friends from the precinct.

Dad's so set in his ways.

Damn it, that's another one. I'm losing my shirt here.

Danielle, slow down a little bit. I can't understand you.

Daphne pretty name. Do people call you Daffy?

Daphne left dinner in the fridge, if you're hungry.

Daphne, could you excuse us for a moment?

Daphne, the salad is exquisite.

Daphne, this is where you come in, the actual finding of the body.

Daphne, what are my things doing here?

Daphne, would you give me a minute alone with these two?

Daphne, you should come. We have a traditional Christmas.

Daphne!

Daphne!

Daphne?

Daphne.

Daphne. Daphne Moon. I moved in yesterday.

Dear God. Peachfuzz, Jingle Bells... I can't remember the rest.

Deep down, chicks are just like guys we all want the same thing.

Delightful story, but I think the toast points need replenishing

Did a crate of freshly painted Rembrandts just arrive?

Did he mention he only stayed with you to keep his options open?

Did her plane almost crash?

Did I ever tell you what this button does?

Did I say this was my first basketball game? I did, four times.

Did it occur to you she might be lying?

Did it occur to you that I might win?

Did you keep your patients waiting?

Did you play some games? I mean, board games.

Did you, er, get a good look at the guy?

Do it quietly. It's not an oral exam.

Do that and I'll forget the 200 bucks.

Do this for me.

Do we have to do this now?

Do you have a table for three?

Do you know anything? I'm afraid it might be me.

Do you know who's driving Bonnie Weems home tonight?

Do you mind?

Do you own a Paxton or were you blowing sunshine up Gary's skirt?

Do you see anyone else drive their father out into the street to drink?

Do you see anything there, hmm?

Do you think we've lost the ability to appreciate the simple things

Do you want to go across the street and have an expensive coffee drink?

Do you want to hear something cute?

Doc, I heard what you said to that kid who fantasises about killing his parents.

Doctor Crane?

Does it matter in what order I make them?

Does Noel still have that autographed picture of Captain Kirk in his cubicle?

Does she play Canasta?

Does this foul mood mean you were unable to unload the bogus Paxton?

Does this mean my job is still safe?

Doesn't it bother you that your father cheated on my mother?

Doing his usual bang up job.

Don, it's a common problem. I'm listening

Don't aggravate him!

Don't be a greedy guts. Let's have a look

Don't bother calling Aunt Vivienne. You want to know the truth? Fine.

Don't BS me. I do not look great.

Don't do that! He's getting out of his car now.

Don't even think about it!

Don't feel bad. I was a cop for 30 years, and they still fake me out occasionally.

Don't get me wrong, I was going to ask you, too.

Don't go there. Look, this is not your fault.

Don't go!

Don't let it bother you.

Don't look at me. I throw a towel over it when you're not home.

Don't look!

Don't mind me. I'm just getting some ice.

Don't put any stock in office gossip.

Don't put any stock in office gossip.

Don't tell me you want me to baby sit.

Don't touch! It's sophisticated equipment.

Don't worry, we won't tell you what's in it.

Don't you back out, either, because I know where your office is, too,

Don't you ever think about dying?

Don't you think she's overreacting a little?

Don't...don't cry.

Double bourbon, rocks, and spill a little in the glass.

Down, Eddie, down.

Dr Crane took your father to Armani.

Dr Crane, can you get up?

Dr Crane, Leonard from Everett is on line two.

Dr Crane, we have Stewart who has a problem with delayed gratification.

Dr Crane, were you sniffing my hair?

Dr Crane, were you sniffing my hair?

Dr Crane! You naughty boy! Peeking in on other people's privacy!

Dr Crane?

Dr Crane? Claire on line four is having a problem getting over a relationship.

Dr Crane? From the radio?

Dr Crane? I'm Bonnie Weems.

Dr Crane...

Dr Frasier Crane. My condolences.

Dr Jennings rang. Dad skipped his physical again!

Dr Jennings' office said you hadn't shown up today.

Dr Newman dying so young threw me for a loop.

Drop a quarter and take a couple of minutes to pick it up, huh?

During that same period. Here.

Easy? This is killing me!

Eat your food.

Eddie is long overdue for a ba...

Eddie, scoot, scat!

Eddie!

Eddie?

Eddie?

Eddie... Glad to see my rules about the couch are taking hold.

Eight years we've been together.

Either my territory's being violated or I worry about what he's up to.

Either that, or it'll seem like eternity.

Either you risk hurting their feelings,

Elaine,

Elaine, this is Daphne, my son Frasier. This is Elaine Morris.

Elaine.

Enchanting.

End of discussion.

Enjoy it while you can, because it's going back to the dealer.

Enjoy the party. Tell me when you're ready to go.

Enough about death!

Especially now that our marriage is over.

Especially when he challenged you to a fight and you stood up to him.

Especially when it comes to that old bugaboo, sex.

Ethan is having a problem at school.

Even though it's not a Paxton, I really like it.

Even today.

Even when I was tomcatting around, I loved that woman.

Evening, Dr Crane.

Evening. Your brother brought champagne!

Ever heard of Lupe Velez?

Ever run into a guy like Marco?

Ever since acquiring that painting, I look at it every day

Every entrée comes with soup or a trip to the salad bar. One trip only, please.

Every five words there's one of his precious dot dot dots.

Every item was carefully selected. This lamp by Corbu, chair by Eames.

Every time I come close to breaching my ethics, I get sick.

Every time I couldn't make it for a drink, they'd say, "Got a clarinet lesson?"

Every time I do something bad, I get caught!

Every time I had to go in a dark building, I froze.

Every time we touch and kiss, I get queasy.

Every time you went to the telescope to see Irene, you hid your cane

Everybody in this restaurant is enjoying the dinner. Can't you do the same?

Everybody's good at something.

Everyone, your attention please!

Everyone!

Everything set for tomorrow?

Ewww!

Exactly!

Except for women 35 to 54 who think that I'm sort of a God.

Except for women 35 to 54 who think that I'm sort of a God.

Except last Saturday, when I took her and her 12 friends ice skating.

Except our surname and strong calves we have nothing in common with him.

Except that Jackie is a transvestite.

Except without the warmth.

Excuse me

Excuse me, excuse me. Exactly how long have I been asleep?

Excuse me, it seems your friends can't pay the 200 they owe,

Excuse me! Excuse me! Are we done?

Excuse me! Wait a minute!

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Might I interject one tiny thought into this conversation?

Excuse me. Something embarrassing happened.

Expose him to the finer things

Fabric softener and twice in the fluff cycle.

Face down in the birdbath.

Fair enough.

Father Mike's trying to get everyone to re enact the Nativity scene.

Fight as in a fist fight?

Finally a little peace and quiet around here.

Finally I sit down and read a crisp, new newspaper.

Find out why everyone's talking about Pittsburgh!

Fine Arts Forgery Department.

Fine.

First I have my coffee, sans eggshells

First you screw things up with Marco and now you're dumping me!

Fits like a glove. Hi, Niles.

Five bucks says you can't tell the ex con.

Flake or not, you are in my charge. You should have something nutritious.

Flowers, candles, silk sheet, white satin gown, full hair and make up.

Fluffing your knickers.

For crying out loud! Thank you, Hank.

For goodness' sake, I'm happily married.

For instance, Franklin D Roosevelt.

For not fighting Billy Kriezel 30 years ago.

For once you'll face the consequences of hanging up on callers!

For some cocktails and such.

For someone with so many problems, she certainly is popular.

For that dinner in 20 minutes.

For the saddest Christmas story we've heard.

For your information, he is a successful media consultant.

For, one day this man will join the pantheon of the immortals.

Forgave them?

Forget about it. I already have.

Forget it. Five years of litigation will be eight times the painting's price.

Forget that police mentality. Don't you believe in second chances?

Forgive me.

Fortunately, I haven't shaved for hours. You should loosen your tie.

Frank's an interesting study.

Frasier Crane does not put out.

Frasier has left the building.

Frasier has left the building.

Frasier has left the building.

Frasier, did you read Derek Mann's column? You were mentioned.

Frasier, do you have a handkerchief?

Frasier, I love your show. My friends and I listen to it almost every day.

Frasier, is he our real father?

Frasier, last night when I got home, that incident with Dad and Mrs Lawlor

Frasier, look who's here.

Frasier, she's phenomenal!

Frasier, there's quite a crowd out there.

Frasier, there's something I want you to see.

Frasier, what are you still doing up?

Frasier, where are your ethics?

Frasier, where you been?

Frasier!

Frasier?

Fried eggs swimming in fat, served in a hollowed out piece of white bread.

From Lake Chelan.

From our garbage, but still it's enchanting.

Full blood panel?

Fully explore each one in turn,

Fuzzy Navel blended nice and frothy.

G'george Ste'g'pha'g'no'g'poul'g'os.

Gary was a health fanatic. A vegetarian.

Gary? I broke up with him three weeks ago.

Gee, I just love it when you include me in your show.

Gee, you look great.

Gents, dinner's up. Can I help you clear your papers?

Get Dad and Daphne their own apartment.

Get down!

Get used to it.

Gets a little flaky when the weather is dry.

Getting a bit long in the tooth for it, too, if you ask me.

Girly food.

Give him a couple of hours. When he gets home, we'll settle this.

Give it a try, please. What else are you getting?

Give me that. This is Dr Niles Crane. I've never been treated so shabbily.

Give me the other earring. Maybe I'll get something

Give me the phone.

Give or take a foot.

Gives you some idea about the ride over here.

Gladys, listen, can I put you on hold for a second?

Go ahead

Go and make a fool of yourself, but I won't.

Go call his secretary! She can stop him!

Go chase yourself.

Go someplace where my father,

Go, Seahawks!

Go! Go! Go! Go!

Go.

Go.

God, and to think I was going to have sex with you!

God, I should have seen this coming. He almost had a coronary,

God, I wish I had fired you when I had the chance.

God, the oestrogen level is off the charts out there.

God! That job was my life, and now I've been blackballed

God...

Goes head first into the toilet. That's how they found her.

Good boy, Eddie. Just get down. Good, good, Eddie

Good boy. Now, you stay there.

Good dog.

Good evening everyone.

Good evening. Lovely night, isn't it?

Good lord, there she is.

Good luck with the fight.

Good luck.

Good news. I parked on a broken meter. We're getting a freebie

Good night everybody!

Good night, everybody!

Good night, Seattle, we love you!

Good night, Seattle, we love you!

Good night, Seattle, we love you!

Good night, Seattle, we love you!

Good, Dad.

Good, you're up. Now we can get this picture taken.

Good.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Goose liver pâté?

Gossip is the lifeblood of the corporate world!

Gossip sullies good people's names and creates suspicion and mistrust!

Got it.

Got it. Two gutless wonders!

Grammy used to add a pint of rum to the recipe

Grammy would say, "He might as well be a dead man."

Great, he's getting to know the neighbours.

Great! These big shot doctors keep you waiting for an hour

Great. Ten bucks on your dad.

Guilty, yes

Guy was no good

Half the von Trapp children were having hot flashes.

Hank Krinski, well, he had three bypasses before he went.

Hank, listen. Turn down your radio and just talk into your phone.

Happy holidays.

Hard to tell, isn't it? They all look like they did time!

Has a young woman been here approximately 5ft 9¾,

Has anybody spoken for his parking space?

Has dating changed much in the last 40 years?

Have a happy holiday and I'll see you next week.

Have I got this tie on right?

Have you ever considered getting yourself a route?

Have you ever heard of Lupe Velez?

Have you heard my new gimmick for the show?

Having a look at that murder case again?

Having somebody like you in the auction really adds class.

He always humiliates me on the air.

He and I talked, and I learned what happened that summer.

He asked me to pick him up from work.

He calls himself a quarterback? I've passed kidney stones more accurately.

He came home one day, saying he hated the smell of fish.

He challenged you, and you're backing down?

He concludes that changes in breathing

He could've had high blood pressure, popped pills, drank like a fish

He cut you off.

He deserves a fresh start

He did that with your little trophy?

He doesn't do much, either

He even attacks your "dim witted sidekick call screener".

He graduated from Princeton, has a house on Mercer Island and a sailboat.

He had an office in my brother's building.

He had less than 10% body fat.

He has quit because of a rumour you spread!

He has this "unique" opportunity for an "incredible" Christmas.

He is a witty, virile, charming man,

He just chipped the paint. I did that with his head.

He just didn't want to commit to me.

He just sits around watching TV or doing the occasional crossword.

He just won't believe me when I tell him Irene isn't my type.

He knew where all the parts were. But most of them were his.

He must like making dots with the crayon he writes this drivel with!

He must.

He overheard me, blew up, quit his job.

He really was a dead man.

He said he only stayed with you until somebody better came along.

He said, and I quote, "l hate Frasier Crane."

He screamed about having his expense account on hold.

He shouldn't become the object

He smiles, and he's missing a tooth. That's when the romance went out of it.

He started it. He made fun of the elbow patches on my blazer.

He thanks you for the toy gun you gave him.

He thinks he should be in a larger market, like LA or New York and..

He threw my Golden Mike at me.

He tried to get fresh with her. She threw a hammerlock, ran him out.