Cheers - Season 4 Edit

A baseball player, Wasn't it?

A beer, woody,

A bientÔt.

A bit unpleasant Earlier tonight,

A bloody mary,

A blue suit With a brown tie?

A book?

A book? You mean, like, to read?

A book.

A book.

A book.

A bunch of out of shape Couch potatoes

A chance to dance To your way to waikiki!

A chance To start over.

A checkout clerk At hurley's market.

A chimpanzee Mr. Bobo...

A classmate. Oh, never mind.

A classy way Of saying a nooner?

A comparison Will be interesting.

A corsage.

A couple hours ago, You know.

A couple of chumps that life Just kicked in the teeth.

A couple of nurses Stopped by the bar.

A couple of people Tomorrow.

A crazy notion Just jumped into My head.

A date of yours Reading artforum Magazine?

A desperately lonely Character on the make?

A dozen appears to be The cutoff number.

A dream of freedom,

A dried rose.

A few back if i did Let her go.

A few grins, carla?

A few notches up from Your usual abysmal.

A few, If you count cats.

A friendly shove Out of the nest.

A full time Manager/host.

A good Conversationalist

A great wrong Is about to be done.

A guy like that is Ever going to die.

A hearty hi ho, everyone.

A johnnie walker black, 2 Beck's,

A lady..."

A letter from Henry cabot lodge.

A lifetime Of practice.

A limo?

A limousine.

A little bit of Good news here.

A little bit of information About my competition

A little bit Of salt and mustard On there,

A little bit of sweat There on the upper lip.

A little bit Or something,

A little bit too much Last night?

A little informal Chat on the way?

A little more fun Planned for myself.

A little nippy.

A little of the old Malone magic

A little Shoddy, but...

A little wink, a sexy nod,

A local landowner Bailed me out.

A local tv show. Kind of like "American bandstand."

A long time ago, When this, uh,

A long time since i Went out and raised A little hell.

A lot of great years And a lot of great music

A lot of money Into this city,

A lot of pain, a lot of Heartache, a lot of misery.

A lot. Ha ha!

A low threshold For excitement.

A man Of pride And principle,

A map of The hawaiian islands.

A mechanical bull.

A mediocre accountant Might use.

A mother crane Feeding its young.

A new chance On life there.

A night of romance?

A normal Conversation

A party at noon?

A permanent commitment With a woman.

A popular pastime Among virile studs of today.

A potato, right?

A real guy Doesn't have To jump on sharks

A real guy Just has to

A sassy little Strapless number,

A spouse has to be Able to mix easily

A truss.

A turnip that needs No introduction...

A vcr!

A vcr?

A very nice garment,

A very Positive step.

A week ago on this program

A what age Did you have

A what?

A whole herd, so i guess We're gonna be swamped here.

A woman you dream about.

A wonderful job They did.

A word in private With sam.

A word, If you will.

A world of good!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Man: easy. Easy.

Aah! Oh, please!

Aah.

About baseball In a long time.

About going out With this claussen guy.

About morrison And mrs. Reinhardt.

About morrison And the boss' wife?

About the birds And bees.

About the people You see in the bar?

About the true value Of literature.

About this car Running out Of gas tonight,

About this eldridge Babe, are you?

About what our Future plans are.

About what The janitor at cheers

About what?

About what?

About you and me... Tying the knot?

About you having A personality you Could store meat in.

About your dearth of Living brain cells,

Above sam's Termite impression.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. Money In the bank.

Absolutely. Sam, This one's on the house.

Accept it.

Accidentally Check the starch In my whites.

According to The full gauge Thing there.

Actually Brought a book To a red sox game

Actually he got The story wrong.

Actually it's part Of a larger story

Actually murderers Are lower.

Actually that's only 3. Anybody else know anything?

Actually, he didn't Bail me out.

Actually, i don't think I could handle it today.

Actually, i just lost A little weight recently myself.

Actually, in a dimly lit bar,

Actually, it came over On my grandfather.

Actually, Just observing people Can be very interesting.

Actually, the best.

Actually, woody, I'm not really in here To make phone calls.

Adam. Eve.

Add chewing gum, And we can sell tickets.

Adulterers.

Afraid i'm going to Be a big bore?

Afraid i'm going To embarrass you?

After a group Of benedictine monks Invented felt.

After a while, It got kind of sad.

After all These years

After all We've been through.

After all we've Gone through,

After all, we both Had the same fear

After he left here,

After i backed into Ma's curling iron.

After i filmed that thing,

After only A few months here At cheers,

After that nightmare,

After what i Just said to you? No, no.

After what you done to Me, there can be no Peace between us.

After you Get off work.

After you lost The election

Afternoon, everybody.

Afternoon, everybody.

Afternoon, everybody.

Afternoon, everybody.

Afternoon, everybody.

Afternoon, everybody.

Afternoon, everybody.

Afternoon, everybody.

Afternoon, everybody.

Against either One of you.

Agreed. Where are we going?

Ah, a celebration?

Ah, but imagine that At the top of this wall,

Ah, could be...

Ah, ha ha!

Ah, hey, norm, Tell me,

Ah, it's sickening, Sam.

Ah, mime putting.

Ah, no, no. I'll take the blueberry.

Ah, norman, That's very sweet.

Ah, not really.

Ah, she's seen babes On my lap before.

Ah, so you're busy.

Ah, thank you, woody.

Ah, the alleys. Thanks.

Ah, well, wait a minute. Hold on there, diane.

Ah, what a great joke. I wish he had thought of that.

Ah, yeah, sam. I know you think

Ah, yeah. Here she is, Pretending to enjoy herself

Ah, yes, The triple.

Ah, yes.

Ah, yes.

Ah, you, too, woody.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Fun's over.

Ah! It's going to be So great to have

Ah! Welcome.

Ah! What a Glorious night.

Ah! Yes. Here's diane At the tower of london.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Better go check on him.

Ah. Bone spur.

Ah. Hey. Well, what are You back here for?

Ah. Sam malone?

Ah. Sam malone. How you doing?

Ah. Well, i wouldn't Be too sure about That one, sir.

Ah. Well...

Ah. Yeah. Thank you.

Ah...Boy.

Ah...Carla.

Aha!

Aha. So, i

Ahem, uh, Excuse me, diane?

Ahem.

Ahem. About that Dye job crack...

Ahem. This is Terribly personal

Ahem. Uh, excuse me.

Ahh, he's not doing that Underwater stuff anymore?

Ahh, i don't know.

Ahh, it's A grand old game.

Ahh, no sweat. I'm in great shape.

Ahh, sissy french painters Of the 17th century.

Ahh, sundays.

Ahh...

Ahh...Say, cliff,

Alias sam malone.

All at the same time.

All depends on the

All he wants to do Is be seen with a Classy looking chick.

All i feel for you

All i got to Look forward to

All i'm asking

All i'm saying is That it's something we Have to think about.

All in an effort avoid Your childish jibes.

All it does is Make us hungrier.

All of a sudden, my Table doesn't seem So bad after all.

All right, 1955 A.L. Mvp.

All right, All jokes aside here.

All right, All of you in favor of saving

All right, All right, all right.

All right, all Right, all right. I'm psyched.

All right, all right.

All right, all right.

All right, all right.

All right, all right.

All right, all right.

All right, all right.

All right, all right. I'll just build a fire.

All right, All right. Ok.

All right, all right. We gotta Go to some private place

All right, all Right. Yeah, yeah.

All right, but once you Start, you just can't Stop, can you?

All right, but the first Female person was eve,

All right, cliff.

All right, Don't tell vera, All right?

All right, everybody.

All right, everybody. Just filter on in here.

All right, fine, But if they find you, It's your problem.

All right, fine, I'll change mine.

All right, fine. Let's see, where were we?

All right, fine. Uh, sotto...

All right, Go get some shoes on, here.

All right, guys.

All right, Here we go.

All right, How much did you Overhear so far?

All right, i am.

All right, i had A couple of beers.

All right, I know you guys think Cliff is pretty weird,

All right, i'll be In my office.

All right, i'll Take care of it

All right, i'm in.

All right, i'm ready For a beer, sam.

All right, Just rip out Every other page.

All right, let me...

All right, let's go over The 4 things We know about him.

All right, Look, mr. Carbone,

All right, next time I spill my guts,

All right, No skin off my nose.

All right, norm!

All right, roll camera.

All right, sam, I've thought about it.

All right, sam. Have it your way.

All right, sam. Let's not split hairs.

All right, Sammy!

All right, seriously. Seriously.

All right, she's starting off Here with your basic

All right, that's it!

All right, there's This girl back home Named beth curtis.

All right, uh...

All right, uh...

All right, uh...

All right, um...

All right, wait a minute. Just would you wait A minute now?

All right, we're number 1!

All right, well, I'm gonna go fire woody up.

All right, Well, what about Birch or mahogany?

All right, what the hell? First round on the house.

All right, who's next?

All right, woody.

All right, woody.

All right, yeah.

All right, yeah.

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right! Very good choice.

All right! What's the Occasion, cliffie?

All right! Whew!

All right?

All right? Now, Her friend is for you.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Ah, well,

All right. All right. I know it's coming.

All right. All right. I've never Passed this one on before,

All right. Bye bye.

All right. Bye.

All right. Carla, Call your cousin.

All right. Carla, you want to Tend the bar here?

All right. He needs All the help he can get.

All right. He wants to Squeeze a little bit more Out of his tax return, huh?

All right. Here you go.

All right. How about my office?

All right. How soon do We get to play touchy feely?

All right. I followed them Everywhere.

All right. I saw This movie once,

All right. I'll admit That things haven't

All right. I'll go Rouse those guys out...

All right. I'll stake Your career on it.

All right. I'm going To pull back

All right. I'm really sorry

All right. I've put this off Long enough.

All right. If we stick Together tonight,

All right. It's gotta Be somebody who's not In her league usually.

All right. It's ok. I know things haven't

All right. Listen to this.

All right. Maybe you're right.

All right. Quiet, everybody.

All right. Sam, i, um...

All right. Settle down.

All right. Sing it.

All right. So dalton caught Me with a sucker punch.

All right. Take it Easy, norm.

All right. That's it.

All right. There you go.

All right. Well, all right. I guess so.

All right. What did you Have in mind?

All right. What do you say, guys?

All right. What would i do

All right. Woody, two beers.

All right. Woody.

All right. You got that Backwards.

All right. You guys All think that

All right. You're right, You're right.

All righty, but i Have to warn you.

All the lines are clear,

All the time.

All this physical activity Has put me in a physical mood.

All this Plus the anticipation Of placing your feet

All we got To do now is make Radio contact

All you got to do Is find carla Another date

All you guys have to Do is just show up.

All: aw.

All: norm!

All: norm!

Almighty god...

Almost. I was hoping To refresh my memory.

Along with generous Helpings of das kapital.

Already. I was hoping To meet you before you got it.

Also, uh, well, What do we know About woody, huh?

Although he does look Like he's been around A mushroom or two.

Although i am gonna play Hard to get.

Although i am very attracted To him as a friend.

Although i could be, But i'm not.

Although I understand Your doubt.

Although i'm not Of their order,

Although i've never Understood Why it holds true.

Although it was The highlight of breakfast.

Always being Far and away the Brightest in the class.

Always overcome Our intentions.

Always sit At her station.

Always supersedes The spoken word,

Am i right, norm?

Amen.

Among the lumpen Proletariat.

An architect you say?

An emotional roller Coaster for you,

An evening with The stick, the nerd,

An hour outside of boston,

An hour!

An odalique In your seraglio.

An old person wouldn't Be doing this.

And and i hope You'll back me up.

And a 2x4 For a brain.

And a big city bartender With a joke at the ready.

And a brass rail.

And a club soda For myself?

And a dewar's, Rocks, please.

And a glimpse of these Taut, athletic buns.

And a hot time With a beautiful woman.

And a lot of great hairs Have gone by.

And a naked girl Having a drink.

And a person with whom I can think of nothing but,

And a pledge for A quart of buttermilk.

And a refill?

And a screen in The back room there.

And a small Personal fortune.

And a trip to hawaii In that dance contest.

And a visitor To this country.

And after that, Well be together Forever and ever.

And afterwards, It just one more Damn thing

And all he's got Working for him is A drinking problem.

And all the stores Are closed.

And all we vital American males will be Force fed borscht,

And andy came back.

And as soon as you're ready, Ms. Chambers, just begin.

And as you know, My life has been Wall to wall fun.

And back then, I guess the person I admired the most

And bake in the sun.

And bask in the glow.

And be A host/manager

And be greatful for.

And beat the pants Off of you.

And behaved in A salacious manner

And believe me, He's doing A heck of a job.

And believe me, They are, diane.

And besides, there are People who come in here

And blabbers and blabbers

And breaking The occasional hip.

And buy drinks For all my friends.

And by the way,

And by the way, That shade of lipstick

And change for a 20.

And could really be Painful for you.

And dad took me to The all night barbers For a haircut.

And deny that Man is condemned

And dependable.

And diane filled Her emptiness

And discuss the illusion That there's something They can do

And distract him.

And do something Really crazy, huh?

And dodge Poison darts

And done something To be nice to her.

And door Number three.

And down it goes, huh?

And drives a porsche?

And duck into the Rhododendron bush.

And enabling us To go back to your place

And enid's sciatica Is flaring up again.

And enjoy it For what it was.

And enough food to Cater the crusades.

And every other sport Known to mankind.

And everything Will be wonderful.

And exorcise The blonde demon

And face the truth.

And far away from here.

And find out what Makes a guy like me tick.

And find somebody To have an affair With.

And find yourself An airhead with Big casabas.

And finding you there.

And finish her off

And for god's sake, Remember that a bowl

And four years Later,

And frankly, we're a Little worried about him.

And frasier Was a kleptomaniac,

And from then, On to the classics.

And get a set Of matching tattoos?

And get Acquainted.

And get ready for a blast Into the unknown.

And get us Some more, please?

And glue our eyeballs To the set.

And go to hawaii

And got some muffins.

And growing strength In the air.

And had an Allergic reaction.

And have a couple Of laughs...

And have a huddle.

And have a physical Encounter of some sort.

And have Always been hopelessly in,

And have something To drink?

And have you ever Eaten it in the bathtub?

And he asked me if i want To go and work for him.

And he can't get to work.

And he drives a corvette. Ha ha!

And he goes down Like a sack of wheat.

And he has the grace Of a swan.

And he never came out

And he refused her. 2 Beers, sam.

And he said, "I can't let the guys down. Let's go."

And he says, "Yeah. My sister."

And he smelled Kind of funny.

And he started Drinking again,

And he told me you'd Checked into a convent,

And he'd say, "ok little miss, But you have to pay the toll First."

And he'll Talk us down onto The runway thing.

And he's a bookie?

And he's Looking for work.

And he's not a threat now.

And he's still Raring to go.

And henry's in milk.

And here she is at the Changing of the guard.

And here she is In front of big ben.

And highly educational?

And his love of danger Intoxicated me.

And his progress Has been remarkable.

And his wife here.

And hits old sully Right between the eyes,

And i always turned Him down to go With you.

And i am in the middle Of a double shift here.

And i came across Old plato here.

And i can afford to be Out of work more than ken.

And i can benefit Financially,

And i can't... Have sex.

And i cast him aside Because of his appearance.

And i certainly love her.

And i couldn't get Your problem out Of my mind.

And i Couldn't possibly Accompany him.

And i couldn't Stand it.

And i didn't want The guys to make fun Of me, that's all.

And i don' want to hurt Anybody's feelings.

And i don't know What we're going to Tell them, do you?

And i don't mean Dancing.

And i don't Want it to end.

And i finally come To the part

And i forgot To set my alarm.

And i found a book that Contains a list of people

And i had to tell him I already have plans For that evening.

And i have never had A more relentless patient

And i have Something to say.

And i have to rebuild My life, my career, My reputation,

And i haven't been To dr. Oberding

And i hope you'll Like it, too.

And i hustled him out of here Like he had the plague,

And i just bought Three italian suits.

And i kind of like him.

And i kind of Want to rush home And watch it crack.

And i Let her know

And i let The relationship Grow naturally.

And i let you down.

And i need To be here,

And i need To be needed here.

And i never want To see your Fat ugly face again.

And i promise It'll be the last.

And i really don't want Anyone else getting Any crazy ideas

And i refuse to leave

And i saw the cutest Little cheerleader

And i sensed That, diane.

And i swear to uphold The bylaws of the lodge

And i think He'll always Be faithful.

And i think it's this I love ladies.

And i think that I'm the reason

And i thought i'd Drop by and unwind.

And i thought maybe We could talk a little bit

And i want This promotion.

And i want to do it Right now.

And i want you to rest assure,

And i was afraid you got All squirrelly again.

And i was embarrassed And humiliated

And i was hoping That i could have annie

And i was rather Fearless, but...

And i was The only one who Showed up.

And i was thinking of myself As one of the gang,

And i was wondering

And i went to see him.

And i will deliver you The postal vote.

And i would just like to say

And i wouldn't take Anything more than Minimum wage.

And i, uh, knocked myself into The altigyroscope thing.

And i, well, I fell in love With the darn thing.

And i, you.

And i'd be excited,

And i'd like you To have him.

And i'd like you To meet her.

And i'd love To work with you.

And i'd squeal, "Uncle jack! Uncle jack!"

And i'll i'll vouch For his stability.

And i'll be Forever silent.

And i'll buy you A brewski, huh?

And i'll Buy you a dress.

And i'll do it Quickly, cleanly, And painlessly,

And i'll give you, Well, let's say,

And i'll just Run up to the bar And get it myself.

And i'll say it in a way That he will accept and Understand.

And i'll show you My watusi.

And i'll take care Of the rest.

And i'll tell you Something else!

And i'll tell you What if this sells,

And i'm as insecure As anybody.

And i'm concerned About him.

And i'm down in steerage, We can still be friends.

And i'm going to break up With stuart.

And i'm going To give you A full melvin.

And i'm gonna go up and i'm Gonna have that cheesecake All by myself.

And i'm gonna tell her that.

And i'm good, too,

And i'm not Even italian.

And i'm not trying To interfere, but...

And i'm obviously, I guess, diane.

And i'm out of brie.

And i'm paying my employees To come talk to me.

And i'm planning On bringing My hedge clippers.

And i'm reading, And i'm reading...

And i'm really Nervous about it.

And i'm right back In the sewer.

And i'm scared Of my shadow.

And i'm talking About andrew, pal. Andrew johnson.

And i'm wearing Extra tight shoes.

And i'm wearing Milk bone underwear.

And i've adopted You people to be it.

And i've decided I definitely want To make the bet.

And i've Decided to break My engagement

And i've saved All my baby teeth.

And i've yet to lose A beer in it.

And if anyone even uses The words diane chambers,

And if he isn't, Who cares?

And if i were a young, Single guy in this town...

And if i'm elected again, I intend to work even harder

And if ken ever leaves, You'll be first in line.

And if there's Anything i can't stand From you, it's pity.

And if they make A comeback,

And if we win,

And if you continue This entrepreneurial Bent of yours,

And if you ever need Someone to just, You know, yell at,

And in this town, It doesn't hurt That he's irish.

And incapable of An original thought.

And insanity runs In my family.

And instead I was amusing you.

And is coming over To see you right now.

And is denied her.

And it goes Something like this.

And it made me blanch.

And it still Blew up in your face.

And it was All your doing.

And it was destiny That the boppers Even had a reunion.

And it was destiny That we won the contest.

And it was the last Morsel of food.

And it was the thought of you That made me lose her.

And it worked out About as well, too,

And it would be Wrong to jeopardize it

And it would mean So much to me

And it wouldn't hurt To remind him

And it's a A lovely thought. "Dear f. Scott,

And it's a toll free call.

And it's already Been a movie.

And it's an Old man's problem,

And it's going to sell.

And it's kind of Always stuck With me.

And it's not The best picture of me.

And it's priced At a laughable $500.

And it's Right side up, too.

And it's time to Hire an assistant,

And join you In your evening Of triumph.

And just a couple of weeks ago,

And just get it Over with?

And just give us The report, please.

And just when you think You know an animal.

And keep 'em there Until i finish.

And kindly relay This message

And leave it off.

And let him draw His own conclusion?

And let it All out so you'll Feel better,

And let me Be the instrument

And let's try to Have a normal Conversation.

And live To tell about it.

And living in paris.

And lots Of delightful Conversation.

And make A fool of myself.

And make the evening A complete disaster.

And make unpleasant Animal noises.

And mind Your own beeswax.

And my father's Name's edgil.

And my kids ain't Worth a buck an hour.

And my privilege To know you,

And my sorority sisters

And my teachers at school.

And never expect To see it again.

And not draw attention To yourself.

And not for The first time.

And not Make things worse.

And not making Much progress, I'm afraid.

And nothing From sam malone?

And now i guess i'm No longer sam malone,

And now i'm off, To begin a new life.

And now She's goin' home.

And now that The crisis is over,

And now they're Going to get back At me.

And now you've cheapened it For all eternity

And now?

And of course It's my turn.

And of course, I'd wash your car,

And on it goes, huh?

And on to something a lot More meaningful in her life.

And on to sunny italy.

And once i wrote A letter to cheers, And coach answered my letter.

And order nothing But the vegetables.

And pack up your bags And leave me.

And perhaps answer Some questions for the Newspaper reporters?

And pleasant company."

And pregnant.

And pretend you're A vegas showgirl.

And pretended It wasn't there.

And put a potato In its place.

And putting Their paws All over us.

And rarely discusses Vegetables.

And regale us With your Virtuosity.

And regressing At a rapid pace.

And rented a post office box For you to write to him.

And resist me with All your strength.

And ring some doorbells And run away, huh?

And sam stooping to Such puerile behavior.

And sam is a man Of few words.

And sam likes you.

And sammy claus will Take you out later and Get your tree trimmed.

And save a little Money here?

And says, "Hi there,"

And see if He won't give you The money.

And send cheers To ignominious defeat.

And sent him into An alcoholic tailspin?

And serve those people Some drinks, that's all.

And sexual Tens tens...

And share the Company of you Good people.

And she better be there To hear it.