Clueless (1995) Soundboard Edit

A contribution is...

A fluke accident during a routine liposuction

A telephone conversation

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Ah, cool.

All by myself?

All right, come on, girls.

All right. Now, uh...

And a monster sound system.

And Christian was the hottest guy there

And Elton got a towel of ice?

And I am going to remember tonight forever.

And I do not have friends that are girls.

And I don't know her name, either

And I have contributed many hours

And I pick out my school clothes.

And I'm sure that's all you'll need

And make you my girl

And poor Miss Geist,

And popular and, uh, and...

And regain my strength

And send myself flowers and candy,

And she's talking about some little party.

And so beautiful

And take their greasy hair... Ugh!

And that should stop.

And the name of the place escapes me

And this tiny little waist

Are so considerate of each other.

Are you talking about drugs?

As if!

As if!

As will you

Because I'm lost, and I need to be found

Been shopping with Dr. Seuss?

But in the interest of saving time,

But Mr. Hall was totally rigid.

But no respectable girl actually dates them.

But technically, I am a virgin.

But you had all those cappuccinos before.

Bye

Bye bye.

Cher, what's this all about?

Cher, you have Deamer?

College girls wear less makeup.

Come on!

Could be I choose to not

Could you all stop that

Could you bring it to bedding?

Couldn't take him anywhere.

Count to 100. Thank you.

Crazy as it sounds

Daddy won't go too ballistic.

Daddy!

Dee? What up?

Dionne and I were both named after great singers of the past

Do you have a number of a cab company?

Do you see how he's falling in love with me?

Don't be stupid. You could do so much better.

Don't burn that, O.K.?

Downtown, the young ones are growing

Drank and smoked, wondering where did you go...?

During the next few days,

Eeee

Elton's over there.

Even if you took out all the violent shows,

Even Lucy, our maid, is terrified of him

Fashion

Fashion

Fine holiday fun.

Five peanut butter M&M's,

For a good cause, make a contribution.

For whom did you practice this wondrous talent?

Get back in the car, please.

Get in the right lane.

Getting Marky Mark to take time

Girlie, as far as you're concerned,

Go through a gazillion depositions

God, this woman is screaming for a makeover.

Got into the backseat of your car.

He just broke up with Folette!

He thought you were sweet.

He's a miserable little man

He's got long hair.

He's single, he's 47,

He's the only one who cares about me.

Heading down

Her life will be better because of me.

Here's another one over here...

Hey, brainiac.

Hey, could you shove down a little bit?

Hey, Elton's over there.

Hey, she didn't know

Hey! Over here! Over here!

Hey! Where are you going?

Hi.

Hold up! No, no, no!

How do you like California?

How does it feel to have a license?

How fabulous.

I am not interested in doing it

I am not taking Psych.

I am only 16

I am such a retard.

I believe I'm you

I can do Marvin the Martian.

I can feel the heat

I can't believe I'm taking advice

I couldn't be happier if they were based on real grades.

I didn't even have a speech prepared.

I didn't tell you at the time,

I don't know where that came from.

I don't really care either way.

I don't think they need your skis.

I don't want to be a traitor to my generation,

I don't want to do this anymore.

I drive really good, usually

I got it! Elton!

I got it.

I got out, but then he drove off

I had no idea he was so motivated.

I had to get out.

I hate that

I hate when you call me woman.

I have direction.

I have donated many Italian outfits to Lucy.

I have not seen such good doing since your mother.

I knew Josh was out of the picture.

I mean, I'm kind of having a personal problem.

I mean, making you worry like that.

I mean, ordinarily, I'd strut around him

I sit here alone, and I wonder why

I totally choked

I was sitting there. I was just talking to those guys.

I wonder if they have that in my size.

I'd start a letter writing campaign to my congressman

I'll be 16 in May.

I'm Audi.

I'm fine. Uh huh.

I'm going to be a supermodel?

I'm going to go get a soda. Do you guys want?

I'm gonna feel this way till I'm 6 feet underground

I'm really sorry about your test.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm still baked.

I've created some sort of a monster

If girls did it, how would guys impress them?

If I could change

If it's a concussion, keep her conscious.

If Mr. Birkenstock has no political messages

If she doesn't do the assignment, I can't do mine.

If you feel like you should go...

If you strike while the iron is hot,

If you were paying attention,

Imagine saying we were...

In boy time, that meant Thursday.

In driver's licenses.

Is something burning?

Is that his parents have joint custody.

Isn't crooked.

Isn't my house classic?

It's in the bag.

It's in the Valley

It's like that book I read in ninth grade

It's Mel's daughter.

It's up to $200.

It's, like, I met this guy

Josh, you're not my brother.

Just as long as we do it every day, not sporadically

Just forget it.

Keep your hands on the wheel at all times!

Leave me alone!

Let's get Christian and go. Christian!

Let's go.

Like Christian, he always wants things

Like Marvin the Martian right there.

Look, I'll make amends.

Look, just go!

Look, there's Mr. Hall.

Lucy, I don't speak Mexican.

Make him come to you.

Man, you owe me.

Many, many people contributed to my tardiness.

Maybe I will, I should write up a reminder

Meanwhile, back at school,

My buns don't feel nothing like steel.

My father's going to go ballistic on me.

My love is burning me down

My mind was somewhere else.

My skating... Would you come Saturday?

My week's filling up fast here.

Nice pile of bricks you got here.

No

No, I got her.

No, no, he's not here

No, no.

No! But speaking of vehicular sex,

No! Not even!

No.

No.

No.

Not from this cafeteria

Not to call me woman.

Nothing. I just wanted to see

Now, get out of the car.

O.K.

O.K.

O.K.

O.K. O.K.

O.K. The bag, too.

O.K., I call them.

Offhand, I'd say you failed.

Oh, and this Josh and Tai thing

Oh, God, look. There's Josh.

Oh, I dig you.

Oh, it's too late now.

Oh, my God, Cher. Look.

Oh, my God. Look.

Oh, really?

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit. Now I'm going to go ahead and cry.

Oh, that would be reason enough for me.

Oh, wait a minute!

Oh, you guys!

Oh!

On the wrong foot, do you?

One day

One day, who knows?

Ooh, bop

Ooh, Snickers.

Ooh! Should I write them a note?

Oops! My bad.

Oops.

Our stock would plummet.

Pass me a fin, I'll pay you back?

Please be postponed till the next period?

Poured the beer into a cup, sat on the couch

Pull over up here and turn off the engine.

Put your feet in drive

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,

Saying we have to clear out the bush.

Searching for a boy in high school

Seems like without tenderness, there's something missing

Shake, some action's what I need

She could be a farmer in those clothes.

She's exploring the challenging world of bare midriffs

Shut up!

Since when?

So I had to find my most responsible looking ensemble.

So, O.K., you're probably going,

Somebody could get killed.

Something told me not to discount Miss Geist.

Something was still plaguing me.

Sorry.

Squeeze your buttocks when you come up.

Stop!

Stuff she knows.

Stunning.

Suck and blow is a game, Elton

Sure.

Tai being the most popular girl in the school?

Tai!

Tai!

Talk to a guy in his eyeline.

Tenderness

Thank you for that perspective, Cher.

Thank you.

Thanks for the legal advice.

That is so cute.

That might derail his teachings.

That physical education in this school is a disgrace.

That would be pretty... dope of us.

That's disgusting.

That's Ren & Stimpy.

That's some bump you got there.

The band was kickin',

The columns date all the way back to 1972.

The cops usually break them up in less than an hour,

The evening had turned into a royal mess...

The one that Elton and I danced to.

The thing is, I'd really like to see you settled.

Then Dee and I had to design a lighting concept.

Then how come I'm not with him?

Then I realized all my friends were good in different ways.

Then suddenly..

There was a major babe drought in my school.

They are your parents.

They do it over there

They only go on my feet.

They think that's the most important thing on Earth.

They're playing our song...

This is, like, Josh.

This reminds guys of being naked,

Tie it around your waist.

To helping two lonely teachers find romance.

To make it all right?

Tossing and turning

Truck! Truck! Truck!

Tscha! I was just going to.

Turn away

Turn to the left

Uh, someone Mel Gibson never played.

Um, do you want some... something to drink?

Um, where's Tai?

Wah wah wah!

Wait and see

Wait! Don't call my mom!

Wait. I got one here

We danced, and he was really flirty.

We don't make any sense.

We established that during attendance.

We go bump into people?

We might get Marky Mark to plant a celebrity tree

We're alternating Cindy Crawford's Aerobicize

We're friends, right?

We're going back

We're going to Melrose.

We're on the freeway!

We've got to adopt her.

We've got to work on your accent and vocabulary.

Well, can't we just start over?

Well, this is a really good school.

Well, um, I guess kitchenware?

Well, you can guess what happened next.

Were actually married.

What about the strain on our resources?

What are you doing dancing in front of my office?

What do I do, Murray?

What do you hear?

What it feels like to be lonely.

What shoes?

What should I do with this thing?

What will I tell my grandchildren?

What would I bring to the relationship?

What's a Monet?

What's so funny?

What's with you?

When I get married, I'll have a sailor dress,

When I was packing Daddy's lunch,

When I was young

Where did you go?

Where is it? ...?

Where was I?

Where, in Kuwait?

Where's my briefcase?

Which one of them's your boyfriend?

Who was that?

Whoa!

Without which I might never be tardy.

Would be considerable,

Wow! Are you O.K.? That looked really bad.

Wow. Good guess.

Wow. You guys talk like grownups.

Yeah, I hope not sporadically.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I'm cool with that.

Yeah. I'm toast. How did you do?

Yeah. Towards the mall.

Yeah. Where's your sense of good hospitality?

Yes!

You almost had sex with who?

You can imagine my astonishment to hear from him

You can't park, you can't switch lanes,

You can't take up both lanes.

You didn't like that red caviar, did you?

You know it's true?

You know what I mean.

You know, I am so glad I never did it

You look confused.

You may kiss the bride.

You played a tape I couldn't hear

You should always have something baking

You sure you don't want it?

You want a beer? I'll get you a beer

You're funny.

You're going out tonight

You're not letting her go out like that, are you?

You're the most popular girl in your school.

You're... young

You've damaged private property,

Your father won't lose any time.

Your original oral.

? Where is the? ? Tenderness??

[Telephone Rings] [Helicopter]

It's my hips, isn't it? No, of course not.

Oh, wait. Shit. Watch the road!

You sure? Yeah, sure.

'Cause I'm young

[Bell Rings]

[Crying]

[Cursing In Foreign Language]

[Helicopter]

[Laughter And Applause]

[Mmwaa]

[Radio] Who do you think is coming to town?

[Screeching Tires]

[Soft Music Playing]

[Telephone Rings]